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Joined 05-08-05, id: 810198, Profile Updated: 07-04-10
Author has written 5 stories for Goonies, Misc. Movies, Lord of the Rings, Little Miss Sunshine, and House, M.D..
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Beautiful Music by jennifer ryan reviews
SLASH. Eric/Hyde. Chapter 22 coming May/June 2013.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,994 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Eric F., Steven H.
Guardian Angel by ThePushThatComesToShove reviews
AU, WAFF. Taub/Kutner, implied House/Wilson. Spoilers for season 5. Still trying to get over the death of his close friend and colleague, Taub is out drinking when he hears a voice that is much to familiar to be real.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,152 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - C. Taub, L. Kutner - Complete
Counting Stars by otterwarrior16 reviews
It took him 24 minutes to shut off the light, 10 minutes to lock his door, and 2 minutes to make the call that saved his life. Taub/Kutner friendship. Oneshot.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2009 - L. Kutner, C. Taub - Complete
The Misadventures of Arranged Marriage by Sylvia Snape reviews
Silly things about the lives of Severus and Hermione, including but not limited to: misunderstandings, secrets and bloopers. The crazy spinoff of When All Else Fails, by Rickmanlover24601. Written as a series of 100 word drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 221 - Words: 23,318 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Reminiscent by abovethenightsky reviews
Set alternately in PoAish Era and Marauders' Era. Remus loves Sirius. Sirius loves Remus. If only everything were that simple. If only there wasn't a war. RLSB bits and pieces through the years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,020 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L.
His Reluctance by TaelynHawker reviews
It began as something simple. It's anything but. Now he has to make a decision. JDCox. SLASH. Don't like it please don't read it. Rating for language, and sexual situations. This story is officially finished as is.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,821 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Dr. Cox/Perry, John D./J.D. - Complete
The Not so Secret Window by SmileVampy reviews
Secret Window insanity romp that takes the movie and runs with it... lots of funny randomness, innuendo, and sarcasm... Read and Review please! Chapter the 13th: Mort's Road Trip of DOOM
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,009 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 6/30/2004
Snape's Secret Diary by scribbleface reviews
What exactly did Snape write in his secret Diary during Harry's first year at Hogwarts? Chapter 3 finally up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,728 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Severus S.
The Fellowship of the Bra by Spoofmaster reviews
The Fellowship of the Bra begin their quest to Mordor. Dyslexic elves, delinquent hobbits, pothead wizards, and horny future kings abound. It may sound like a slash or sex fic, but it isn't, because those suck. Complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,176 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/20/2004 - Published: 3/28/2004 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
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March reviews
March has always meant change to Kutner.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2009 - L. Kutner - Complete
The Fellowship of the Gumball reviews
All of middle earth is under the evil control of a ruthless, evil, killing, hating.. gumball. It must be taken back to the candy factory from whence it came. Follow Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pip, and a few other dudes as they brave the perils along the way.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 10/7/2005
Okay reviews
The thing is, Dwayne has gotten so used to listening to Frank's quiet, even breathing at night that he's now helpless to drift off without it. Little Miss Sunshine; incest implied, don't read if it offends you.
Little Miss Sunshine - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Frank G., Dwayne H. - Complete
Goonified reviews
Thrown into the Goonies' lives in the middle of the movie, Carrie and Lindsey befriend the boys, have adventures, and more. Read and review please!
Goonies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,795 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 6/27/2005
Who's Annoying Gilbert Grape reviews
[What's Eating Gilbert Grape] A spoof of the movie. Gilbert's annoyed by everyone and everything especially the fact he can't pronounce 'Devereaux!, so watch and enjoy as he snaps, throws kids through windows like torpedos, and more!
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2005 - Published: 7/2/2005