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Author has written 56 stories for South Park, StarTrek: Voyager, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Casablanca, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Parodies and Spoofs, Moby Dick, Your Highness, Rango, Misc. Movies, StarTrek: Deep Space Nine, William Gibson, StarTrek: The Original Series, Muppet Show, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, Spaceballs, Reservoir Dogs, Big Lebowski, Family Guy, StarTrek: Other, and Con Air.

ABOUT THE CHEESE:


Who Writes This Crap?

I won't give out my name or location. But I'll readily admit that I'm a female, under-accomplished college graduate in my twenties. I write my fan-fiction from a studio apartment, that I pay for with a minimum-wage job; typical for a fan-fiction addict (I assume). I have delusions about someday publishing original writing, but my dreams don't have a deadline. After writing my other passion is drawing.

Fandoms:

So far most of my fics focus on "Star Trek: Voyager." I've been a fan for over a decade, and know the show like the back of my hand. In addition, it's the type of story that opens all kind of doors for fan-fictions: different directions the story could've taken, plot holes that need filling, and great characters who didn't show up enough.

Other fandoms: "Harry Potter," "Star Wars," "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine," "South Park," various noir films (particularly ones with Peter Lorre), and various obscure shows and movies.

Interests/Hobbies: Stories, parodies, drawing, cats, astronomy, psychology, dreams, history, minority cultures and religions, Peter Lorre, food, and coffee.


THEMES/FOCUSES YOU'LL FIND:


Filling Plot Holes:

How did Seven and Chakotay begin dating? Where was Naomi Wildman during "The Killing Game?" Why did B'Elanna act so un-Klingon in Season 2? Is it sad that all of these gaping plot-holes are coming from one show? Not for people who like to come up with the answers on their own!

Unusual (i.e. interesting) Romances:

I despise "love at first sight," and I love it when the sidekick gets the girl. I was rooting for Ron and Hermione since book one; I'll take McSpock over Spirk any day; and I think an ex-Maquis and an ex-drone make an infinitely more interesting couple than an ex-Maquis and a generic Starfleet captain. Whether it's slap-slap-kiss, May-December-romance, homosexual couples, or just two eccentric people finding each other, I'll take anything over the typical fairytale romance.

AU Fics:

A lot of sagas (like "Harry Potter" and "Star Trek: Voyager") could have gone in a hundred different directions. I love "Voyager" as it is, but I also love to explore the other possibilities.

Underrepresented...Everything:

I like to give fics to obscure movies and books. I like to put very minor characters in the spotlight, or at least supporting ones. And I like to represent minority cultures that often go snubbed on TV. (Five "Star Trek" series and not a single Muslim, Jew, Romani person, or Native American from a tribe that actually exists? I'll see what I can do...)

Hot Slash:

Do I need to back this up?


CONTRIBUTES TO FAN-FICTION:


To hell with modesty, it's time to brag.

South Park Pairings:

I first wrote "Love or Infatuation" at a time when there were no Kenny/Christophe or Kevin/Shelly stories on this site. (I took the story down once to re-edit, so the date it's "published" is misleading.) I believe I at least helped in creating these two pairings. Don't expect the story to be anything golden though.

Fleshing out minor characters on "Voyager:"

You see a fic where Ensign Jenkins' first name is Amelia, the Maquis Vulcan is named T'Vora, and Crewman Jor is a half-Betazoid named Marina? Yep, all originated from Yours Truly. Special thanks to Cojack and Scifiromance for supporting me in these ideas.

Representing Neglected Sagas:

To date, I am the only person on the entire internet to write fan-fiction for the epic fantasy masterpiece "The Lord of the G-Strings." However, the general populace does not seem particularly impressed by this grand accomplishment.


REVIEW EXCERPTS:


The Bond: "Another fascinating ride through your imagination."

A Voyage With the Family Guy: "It was so like Family Guy's sense of humour at several points I thought it was a Family Guy writer who wrote it."

Fairest in the Universe: "For pure entertainment's sake, this story veered in the direction of unexpected gold as you've gathered momentum. There is humor of more unique caliber than most could craft of a few levels residing here."

All Those Poor Devils: "Sophie (not her real name!) is well-developed, a woman in trouble, a woman of resources, and a woman I care reading about."

Bargaining Chips: "What the hell were you on?"

Love or Infatuation: "I have no idea wtf is the plot...this is more f*cked than 'Pulp Fiction' and 'The Breakfast Club.'" (Review on first post of the story, no longer visible after the story's re-post.)

Punch Drunk: "This is f*cked up on differing levels but it's f*cking hawt!"

Restore My Virginity (And My Windshield): "I'm not sure if I'm glad that I read this or not. I certainly won't ever look at packing the car boot the same way ever again..."


...and finally, SHIPS I SUPPORT:


Het:

  • Tom/B'Elanna ("Star Trek: Voyager")
  • Chakotay/Seven ("Star Trek: Voyager")
  • Kes/Suder ("Star Trek: Voyager")
  • Kevin/Shelly ("South Park")
  • Vic Fontaine/Haley (DS9/VOY)
  • Spock/Christine Chapel ("Star Trek")
  • Dame Vaako/Toombs ("Chronicles of Riddick")
  • Peanut/Birdgirl ("Harvey Birdman")
  • Arnold Rothstein/Margaret Thompson ("Boardwalk Empire")
  • All canon relationships from "Harry Potter"
  • All canon ships from "Deep Space Nine"
  • Slash:

  • Han Solo/Boba Fet ("Star Wars")
  • Chakotay/Paris ("Star Trek: Voyager")
  • Kenny/Christophe ("South Park")
  • Pip/Damien ("South Park")
  • Reducto/Inch-High Private Eye ("Harvey Birdman")
  • Spock/McCoy
  • Meyer Lansky/Lucky Luciano ("Boardwalk Empire")
  • Crack Pairings:

  • Giant Squid/Castle ("Harry Potter")
  • Gildroy Lockheart/Himself ("Harry Potter")
  • Colonel Sanders/Aunt Jemima
  • Mickey Doyle/Eddie's cane ("Boardwalk Empire")
  • Janeway/Coffee ("Star Trek: Voyager")
  • Peter Lorre/His Cigarette (C'mon, it's practically canon)

  • This concludes the profile of the Cheshire Cheese. May the Schwartz be with you.


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    Legacy by cojack reviews
    C/7. AU where Seven and Chakotay become trapped with the Ventu during the episode "Natural Law"
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,083 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6h ago - Published: 1/23 - [Seven of Nine, Chakotay]
    More Than Just a Clone (Not Just a Copy of a Man) by LongLiveTheClones reviews
    Commander Bly receives Order 66 and has to make a split-second decision whether to fire. Has Aayla Secura ever seen him as more than just another clone? The two struggle to find their way in a galaxy forever changed as the Republic disappears and the Empire begins to emerge. Can they find a safe haven, or will they be forever hunted as a Jedi and a traitor? Artwork by gloryblaz.
    Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 55 - Words: 115,513 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Aayla S., Stormtroopers - Complete
    In Thy Name by scifiromance reviews
    Seven's health takes a life-threatening turn at the worst possible time, leaving her husband and extended Voyager family to struggle with heartbreaking decisions. Even one last miracle may come with its own costs... C/7. Unaltered Endgame timeline AU.
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,605 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 3/12/2014 - [Chakotay, Seven of Nine] Doctor, K. Janeway
    Mrs Columbo by Sophia Hawkins reviews
    Columbo always tells people about his wife while he's out on a case, but how much of what he tells them about Mrs. Columbo is actually real? Chapter 5 is now up.
    Columbo - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,192 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 8/31/2014
    Infinite Combinations by Teya reviews
    Stardate 54937: While Chakotay is off the ship on an away mission, Seven finds herself a subject of Voyager's rumor mill. C/7, but I have a bit of good-natured fun with other pairings. Set between "Renaissance Man" and "Endgame." Updated to split story into chapters; no substantial changes.
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,409 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 11/25/2014 - [Chakotay, Seven of Nine] Icheb, Naomi W. - Complete
    Surviving by scifiromance reviews
    Chakotay, Harry and Seven of Nine are the sole survivors of Voyager's attempt to return the whole crew to Earth, but can they learn to live their lives under the shadow of their friends' deaths? 'Timeless' AU. Some Seven/OC and Chakotay/OC but C/7 theme throughout.
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,418 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Chakotay, Seven of Nine] H. Kim
    We All Have Our Obligations by Myradream reviews
    A story of the relationship that develops between Margaret (Schroeder, Thompson) nee Rowan and everyones favorite gambling addict, Arnold Rothstein. What happens when he finds himself embracing a charitable and philanthropic side of himself? Surely there are ulterior motives, or maybe he simply enjoys her company for her solid work ethic? Time will tell. M for later chapters.
    Boardwalk Empire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,643 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Margaret S., Arnold R.
    Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles ) by proudhousewife reviews
    Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,415 - Reviews: 6530 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014
    The Folly of the Stewards by cojack reviews
    C/7. Set in AU#2 established in fanfiction story "Alternatives." Follows Phstk's journey to evade the so-called 'Multiverse Stewards' and return to his own universe with the help of Chakotay and Seven.
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,557 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 9/26/2014 - [Chakotay, Seven of Nine] - Complete
    Escape, (Muppets Most Wanted) by FoxieSango reviews
    A Nadyatine fanfiction. A type of toxic gas has been released inside of the Gulag. What affect does the resulting chaos have on Nadya and Constantine? (Muppets Most Wanted) (Do not copy or repost, thanks)!
    Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Complete
    Lord of the Dance by Alpha Flyer reviews
    Chakotay and Tom Paris: Voyager was the second time they shared a ship. This is what happened the first time.
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,286 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2014
    Shrouded Vision by Celery1126 reviews
    AU. He flirted with countless people, even within the rebels, but not a single one of them brought that feeling back…until he met Kyle. KennyKyle, implied StanKenny. Please read and review.
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,126 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
    Les Exilés by cojack reviews
    C/7. Set in AU#1 established in fanfiction story "Alternatives." Picks up at the end of that story and explores the past and developing relationship between Chakotay and Seven of Nine and life aboard the Val Jean.
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,451 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 5/30/2014 - [Chakotay, Seven of Nine] Seska - Complete
    Deck Nine, Section Twelve by Eydie Munroe reviews
    Inspired by Seven's observations of Tom and B'Elanna's 'intimate relations'. The agony of one of those who knows all too well when they get amorous.
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2014 - T. Paris, B. Torres - Complete
    Double Enmity by scifiromance reviews
    Captain Janeway believes that the incident with the Vori may lead to some real empathy, even friendship, between Chakotay and Seven, but they know better... Additional scenes for 'Nemesis' S04xE04. One shot.
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Chakotay, K. Janeway, Seven of Nine - Complete
    Donny by Jiminy The Cricket reviews
    What would have happened if Donny HAD been shot by the nihilists? This is my take on events after the nihilists arrive at the bowling alley. No Slash!
    Big Lebowski - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Complete
    Starting Over by Photogirl1890 reviews
    From "Caretaker" through to "Basics". Seasons 1 and 2 from a lower decks perspective: Jor, Tabor, other Maquis and Starfleet. (With small doses of Paris and Torres for good measure.)
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,614 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Complete
    Linger by scifiromance reviews
    Burdened with a residual mental link to the unconscious drone in Sickbay, Chakotay tries to escape into a vision quest, only to find that Seven of Nine's presence is a stubborn one... Additional scenes for 'Scorpion, Part II' S04xE01. One-shot.
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,980 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Chakotay, Seven of Nine - Complete
    The Rift by JBHart reviews
    This A/U is set 18 years after Voyager's return to the Alpha Quadrant. A peace treaty between warring factions breaks apart, disrupting the lives of the former Voyager crew.
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 101,313 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Chakotay, T. Paris, B. Torres, Miral P. - Complete
    One Possible Future by JBHart reviews
    Tom is confronted by a future without B'Elanna.
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,640 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/8/2014 - [Kes, T. Paris] B. Torres - Complete
    Rockfall by Photogirl1890 reviews
    B'Elanna takes command of a Maquis away mission for the first time. As she later tells Harry in "Warhead", it doesn't exactly go as planned. An incident in the DMZ. Pre-Voyager.
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,625 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 1/22/2014 - B. Torres - Complete
    A Friend in Need by Eydie Munroe reviews
    After crashing the Delta Flyer while retrieving a Federation probe, Tom finds out why Chakotay has been so miserable the past few days. Written for VAMB's Secret Santa 2013 challenge.
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,359 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Chakotay, T. Paris - Complete
    State of Grace by Laura Schiller reviews
    At the Bajoran Gratitude Festival, Billy and Celes have more to be grateful for than they know - but with a little divine intervention, they're about to find out.
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2013 - T. Celes, W. Telfer - Complete
    Best Case Scenario by hbicink reviews
    Inspired by 3x25 - Worst Case Scenario. Harry Kim discovers a holonovel where every situation turns into a porno. (M for later chapters.)
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,550 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/17/2013 - K. Janeway - Complete
    The River of Time by cojack reviews
    C/7. Multiple Chakotays discuss their divergent timelines. I wrote this to try and reconcile in my mind the timeline of the new Star Trek movies as compared to the old TV series and movies. So, as all fan fiction writers know, they can both exist, along with all our musings, in alternative universes.
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,868 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Chakotay, Seven of Nine - Complete
    Field Trip by withah reviews
    After Neelix's departure, Chakotay decides to take a hand in the children's education and enlists the help of Seven of Nine. Of course, away missions seldom go as planned. C/7
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,344 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Chakotay, Seven of Nine - Complete
    Collateral Damage by Nynaeve506 reviews
    Chakotay had worked desperately to prove his loyalty, and yet Kathryn still didn't trust him. Tag to "Investigations", canon-compliant.
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Chakotay, K. Janeway - Complete
    In the Year of the Cat by DjinniFires reviews
    Ugarte:"When I first came to Casablanca, I thought...but what right do I have to think?" How did a Hungarian Jew with a Spanish name, Austrian accent and a love for Italian words find himself dealing in documents in 1938 Morocco? Knowing the danger, why hadn't he said "Addio!" sooner? Inspired by Al Stewart's song and an abiding passion for Peter Lorre's characters. 15ch planned.
    Casablanca - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012
    The Borg With Butterfly Wings by scifiromance reviews
    Seven and Chakotay each try to find their way back to each other when Chakotay is stranded in the Beta Quadrant on his maiden mission as a Starfleet Captain. C/7. Plot used with the permission of original author, xXBrightsideBumblebeeXx.
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,582 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Chakotay, Seven of Nine
    Take It All In by The Plastic Owl reviews
    The New York boys have fun with butts, guns, and a bag of smack in the basement of a jukebox joint.
    Boardwalk Empire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Arnold R., Lucky L. - Complete
    Angel of Mercy by Laura Schiller reviews
    Tag to "Equinox". Noah Lessing and Seven make a fresh start.
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Seven of Nine, K. Janeway - Complete
    The Kazon Feast by ghosteye99 reviews
    A Threshold-inspired ficlet with a touch of morbid humor to it. This was going to be part of a short-fic collection, but I've started work on a series of drabbles instead, so I've decided instead to keep this one as a stand-alone.
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Complete
    A Midnight Soliloquy by Wintercearig reviews
    • "Have you ever experienced a lullaby so complete—so gentle and all encompassing—that you wanted nothing more than to let it take you? Have you ever felt drawn toward the darkest places in the world; or the darkest places inside yourself?" There, in Tonks' kitchen, Harry explained to them exactly why he was caught with the enemy. [Highly AU]
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,007 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Harry P., Severus S., N. Tonks, Hestia J. - Complete
    Old and new by elementknight reviews
    We visit the past and the possible future of Lon Suder, the only Betazoid on Voyager, and the only who cannot seem to read emotions. AU/ no pairings/ no described violence/ maybe strong for some people and then again, it's just crack.
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Complete
    Green Tea by Laura Schiller reviews
    Tag for "Hunters". Chakotay and Neelix, Voyager's unofficial counselors, often get so caught up in other people's problems that they neglect their own. At least they've got each other.
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Chakotay, Neelix - Complete
    18 Happenings in 6 Rats: a memoir by marginaliana reviews
    An interview with Rizzo the Rat, from The New Criterion, volume 30, number 5, January 2012 – special issue dedicated to the 50th anniversary of The Great Gonzo's 18 Happenings in 6 Rats, pp. 55-60
    Muppets Tonight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Complete
    Her Voice by Laura Schiller reviews
    AU. What if Kes had found a way to control her powers and stay on board?
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,738 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Kes, Seven of Nine
    Once More on the Battlefield, Soldier by Auburn Red reviews
    X-Over with The Maltese Falcon. They had different names, but a shared past. That wasn't all that they shared.
    Crossover - Misc. Movies & Casablanca - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Complete
    Falling in Love Again by Auburn Red reviews
    X-Over between the Maltese Falcon and The Big Sleep.Effie Perine goes for a night on the town and meets a very special friend in Carmen Sternwood.
    Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,333 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/27/2011
    Command Logic by Mel Blue 1 reviews
    The crew of Voyager find it impossible to mind their own business.
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,405 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Chakotay, Tuvok - Complete
    Rare Beauty by ProudDyspraxicWriter reviews
    Wiggins is in love with someone, but who? Oneshot.
    Pocahontas - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Complete
    Unpredictable by Zoi no miko reviews
    In the daylight, the city is unfamiliar to Daniel Schreber. gen
    Dark City - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/12/2011 - D. Schreber, J. Murdoch - Complete
    Before Gonzo was Great by Negaduck reviews
    Very little is known of the past of Gonzo, that most enigmatic of Muppets. How did an alien, as seen in "Muppets from Space," find himself on Earth with no clue about his own origin? What shaped the weirdo we now know?
    Muppet Show - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,666 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Gonzo - Complete
    Friends by SilverInkblot reviews
    He's got friends on the other side; they used to be on this side.
    Princess and the Frog - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Dr. Facilier
    Total Reboot by Rowena Zahnrei reviews
    When a brilliant Duckburg scientist and her revolutionary new super fuel are snatched by F.O.W.L. agents, Darkwing and GizmoDuck are on the case. Can they put aside their egos long enough to get her back? And how is this scientist connected to Megavolt?
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,788 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Megavolt, Darkwing Duck - Complete
    Right Here, Right Now by sophiedoodle reviews
    Same basic story-but I have reformatted it into one chapter and done some editing. A companion story to "For Better or Worse." Kathryn's response to the news about the Maquis after "Hunters."
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Chakotay, K. Janeway - Complete
    Together by yaoifangirlHolly reviews
    Set on my own ship, the U.S.S. Destiny, with a Trill as captain.
    StarTrek: Other - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Complete
    Standing by the Reservoir: The Machiavellian by Stanley Marlowe reviews
    Mr. Pink has escaped from prison, and has found inspiration in a place he never predicted. Witness his journey as he meets old friends and new foes, and must choose whether or not to step out of his life of crime.
    Reservoir Dogs - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,744 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009
    Between the Buried and Me by Alpha Hydra reviews
    In hindsight, Kenny guessed that if fate could be so kind as to finally bestow him with a friend, then he could maybe forgive the whole 'constant dying' thing. Maybe. But don't count on it. SLASH details inside
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,802 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kenny M., Christophe
    Scars by Rene Marie reviews
    Kenny and Christophe lay in bed and talk of scars. Warning: Mentions of abuse and neglect, though nothing graphic. ONESHOT
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Christophe, Kenny M. - Complete
    Naomi's Gift by PenPatronus reviews
    Naomi Wildman throws a birthday party for the Doctor. Also featuring Tom Paris, Harry Kim, Chakotay, Kathryn Janeway, Seven, B'Elanna Torres, and Tuvok.
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Doctor, Naomi W. - Complete
    Mixed Feelings by 50of47 reviews
    SUMMARY: Late in the second year of the voyage. Kathryn Janeway is torn by conflicting emotions after performing the surgery to separate Tuvix back into Neelix and Tuvok.
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2008 - K. Janeway, Chakotay - Complete
    Light and Dark by IamAngel624 reviews
    [Brave Little Toaster] A lamp is shines light in the darkness, but what if there's darkness inside of him? Lampy's POV of his sacrifice, oneshot.
    Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Complete
    Fast Friends by Eowyn77 reviews
    With all that stands between Arwen and Eowyn... age, race, prejudice, not to mention Aragorn... could they ever become friends? Just a little oneshot
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Arwen U., Eowyn - Complete
    Skywalker City: The Series by Marriella Bullet reviews
    During ESB: Vader wants to turn Luke to the Dark Side. But what will happen if he finds out that Padme is alive, and he has more than one kid? How about ten kids...? Chapters and chapters of nonstop, laugh out loud craziness!
    Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,810 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Darth Vader
    First Encounter by Lyris Malachi reviews
    Hogwarts has contracted a disease called loneliness and the giant squid as the only cure. Hogwartsgiant squid
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
    Things of Which We Do Not Speak by JadziaKathryn reviews
    There are some things that are buried in the crew's collective memory. Some people, though, can never forget.
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 8/30/2005 - S. Wildman
    A Short Story by Christopher Paolini by McGeesJabberwock reviews
    I attempt to emulate Christopher Paolini's written style with this poignant oneshot.
    Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Complete
    That Story With the Stupid Plot by Seaouryou reviews
    In which there is a dance, but very little dancing. Everyone is scared of Wendy, everyone loves Cartman, Stan is very much gay, Kyle is very much not gay, and Kenny very much wishes he were gay. Het, slash, and wannabe slash.
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,381 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
    Pink and Brown by bitterfig reviews
    Mr. Pink and Mr. Brown the day before the robbery. Mr. Pink POV. Slash gone horribly awry.
    Reservoir Dogs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete
    Spikotay by ZombieMonkey reviews
    After getting supplies from the planet Suvian, Commander chakotay gets infused with an spider like insect and Janeway must find it soon. There will be some charactor death in the later chapters, but not major charactors.
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,406 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Chakotay - Complete
    Alfballs by Bob Wright reviews
    The Spaceballs need Melmacian hair to power their latest WMD against Druidia. Unfortuantely for them, they don't know Alf's demeanor...or Lone Starr's resolve. NOW COMPLETED.
    Spaceballs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,494 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Complete
    All Tomorrow's Mistakes by Pixeleen reviews
    A messenger from a fast-paced future slips into a past that can't possibly be her own. Crossover with Neal Stephenson's "Snow Crash."
    Back to the Future - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2004
    The Last Flight by Brenda Shaffer-Shiring reviews
    Chakotay and Tom plot a desperate strategy to save their Maquis ship from the Jem'Hadar. AU (Tom stayed with Maquis, "Caretaker" didn't happen). COMPLETE.
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,332 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/4/2003 - Chakotay, T. Paris - Complete
    The Unforgotten by Ananke reviews
    sixty years after Voyager's return home, Tom Paris visits the Guardian of Forever.
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,150 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2002
    The Courier by Electric Monk reviews
    A Neuromancer inspired fanfiction. Explains how Riviera got found and hired in the German city of Bonn, before the events in Neuromancer.
    William Gibson - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/2/2001 - Complete
    A Little Piece of Paradise by Aaunty Pasta reviews
    Marla Gilmore formerly of the Equinox must make a life changing decision when it comes to the Borg baby.
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/2/2001 - Complete
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    Sleepwalking reviews
    (AU, "Before and After" timeline) The end of Kes's story is just the beginning of another era for Captain Chakotay's crew. Events to follow include the war for Unimatrix Zero, run-ins with Species 8472, and a visitor from another, very different Voyager...
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,797 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 7/11/2014 - Chakotay, T. Paris, Seven of Nine, Mezoti
    Harry Potterman and the Half-Baked Latke reviews
    Harry Potterman knew he was different, with his incurable sarcasm and panic attacks. Finally, a large stranger reveals the truth: "You're a Jew, Harry!" Now Harry's off to Treifwarts School of Banking and Jewry, to learn such magical skills as Math, Arguing, Guilt, and more! But the castle is plagued with mysteries, monsters, and a sinister bootlegger who wants Harry dead...
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,971 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 10/2/2014
    All Those Poor Devils reviews
    A Jewish sketch artist collects stories of Rick's bar patrons, while waiting for her family. As Yvonne's roommate, Ugarte's mistress, Sascha's bar patron, Sam's friend, Ferrari's customer, the pickpocket's repeated victim, and Annina's consultant, she finds sides to these people few others see.
    Casablanca - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,849 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 4/9/2012
    He's Got the Whole World in his Hands
    Seymour has been scorned, and now everyone's going to pay. Because his name isn't actually Seymour; it's Garland. Garland Greene. (Crack-fic cross-over, to entertain people who hated "Ghost World" as much as I did.)
    Crossover - Misc. Movies & Con Air - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Garland G. - Complete
    Donny, Who Loved Bowling reviews
    Donny's funeral, from Donny's POV. Free at last, Donny has a few things to say, and no one will tell him to shut the fuck up this time. (One-shot.)
    Big Lebowski - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Complete
    For the Waitress reviews
    If Mr. Pink survived being shot by the cops, the next logical stop is a hospital room. Not all nurses make good money; some have to take extra jobs...like waitressing. (Oneshot, Pink/Waitress. Ties in with "Pulp Fiction.")
    Reservoir Dogs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,370 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/27/2014 - Mr. Pink, OC - Complete
    The Muppets' Unwanted reviews
    Robin wants to know his parentage, and Uncle Kermit isn't telling. A sympathetic Gonzo helps Robin break into the Muppet Archives to get the answeres. What they find changes everything. Meanwhile, Sam Eagle and Inspector Napoleon reunite to catch a serial killer. The victims are all Muppets, and that's not all they have in common... (Mild Adult Content. More info inside.)
    Muppet Show - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,832 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Kermit, Gonzo, Camilla, Robin
    The Silver Bird reviews
    Someone or something has trapped the senior staff in a film noir program, cast as mobsters, detectives, and femme fatales, all driven to plot, rob, and shoot one another, to get their hands on a priceless statuette. Back in the 24th Century, the Doc works with Vorik, Wildman, and other lower-decks crewmen to figure out what's going on and save the senior staff.
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,734 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Chakotay, K. Janeway, Seska, Seven of Nine
    The Watch reviews
    The Year of Hell was erased from history, but Chakotay still finds reason to give his captain a gold watch for her birthday. Unfortunately, the gift comes with some unintended implications.
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Chakotay, K. Janeway, Naomi W., Seven of Nine - Complete
    Pizza to Go! reviews
    The news reports say the notorious gangster ate himself to death. Only Vinnie, God, and a few other associates know what really happened that night. One robot gangster's confession. (Oneshot.)
    Spaceballs - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Complete
    Fairest in the Universe reviews
    AU, Mirror Universe: Rebel Captain Janeway and her crew fight to escape the Alpha Quadrant, and end up starting a new empire in the Delta Quadrant. Along the way, they battle a powerful Ocampan empress, who sucks youth from others to prolong her lifespan. Hope comes from a rogue hologram scientist, whose experiment, a severed Borg drone, could become their secret weapon.
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 92,524 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Chakotay, K. Janeway, Kes, Seven of Nine
    Parallels reviews
    When did Chakotay change his mind about trusting Seven of Nine? Perhaps when Janeway pointed out some striking parallels between Seven's capture by the Borg, and Chakotay's capture by the Kazon. (Drabble, with portions of J-C friendship and hints of C/7. Also fills in a few other small plot-holes.)
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Chakotay, K. Janeway, Seska, Seven of Nine - Complete
    Drunken Fantasy reviews
    Pre-teen Naomi discovers a holonovel, written by an inebriated Tom, B'Elanna and Harry, a year earlier. Finding herself in a high fantasy epic (and I do mean "high"), Naomi cuts loose and goes tribble-sh!t, in an adventure of sword battles with excessive blood, profanity-filled prophecies, and wizards offering puffs from very enchanted pipes... (Set shortly after "Homestead")
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,641 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 4/8/2013 - [B. Torres, T. Paris] H. Kim, Naomi W.
    Class Action reviews
    Holo-programer Nigel K. Felix's past projects come back to haunt him, when Vic Fontaine and other holograms decide to sue their creator. Voyager's doctor downloads law school into his database to represent Vic and the others in court. (Background Vic/Haley)
    Crossover - StarTrek: Deep Space Nine & StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,254 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/19/2014 - J. Bashir, Ezri D., Vic F., Doctor - Complete
    From Personal Experience reviews
    Seven of Nine and Chakotay have a debate about the ethics of mind-tampering. (Tag to "Memorial.")
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Chakotay, Seven of Nine - Complete
    One Night With the Squid reviews
    Tonks never told anyone how she lost her virginity. It was her final year at Hogwarts, she was experimenting with her shape-shifting abilities, and she decided to go for a swim... (MATURE CONTENT, Tonks/Giant Squid)
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2014 - [Giant Squid, N. Tonks] OC
    The Muted Heart reviews
    Janeway's lonely Valentine's Day is interrupted by an unexpected visit. Lady Q offers to show Janeway how her life might have gone if she'd chosen various partners. Janeway sifts through the possibilities, trying to decide who her one true love is meant to be. Chakotay? Tom Paris? Seven of Nine? Q? Mark? Kashyk? It turns out that true love might be hiding right in plain sight...
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,550 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Chakotay, K. Janeway, T. Paris, Lady Q
    The Twenty-Sixth Year reviews
    26 years after "Endgame", Admiral Janeway is captured by the Krenim. The crew's grown children borrow Voyager to save her, accompanied by an aged Seven, an ageless Doctor, and a slightly-deranged Captain Braxton. On the way they witness Voyager's effects on the Delta Quadrant, and learn some things their parents never told them.
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,223 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Icheb, K. Janeway, Naomi W., Miral P.
    Command Affairs reviews
    He pined for Katheryn for years, then suddenly began to date Seven. But to whom does Chakotay's heart truly belong? (Very short one-shot, parody.)
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Chakotay, K. Janeway, H. Kim, Seven of Nine - Complete
    Time Enough reviews
    When everyone's entire past becomes a blank slate, boundaries crumple and doors open. Two decaying duplicates steal some time together, before the inevitable sets in. (Set during "Course: Oblivion.")
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,607 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/30/2014 - [Seven of Nine, Chakotay] K. Janeway, Naomi W. - Complete
    Inch-High Affair
    Reducto is the only mystery that the Inch-High Private Eye could never solve. A perfectly miniature one-shot, for the most perfectly miniature couple.
    Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Complete
    And Then We Move On
    How does the raging rhino respond, when he learns that the one person he's trusted loves someone else? (Very short one-shot, drabble humor.)
    Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Complete
    Restore My Virginity (And My Windshield) reviews
    What happened to the flying car, after it took off into the forest to lead the giant spiders away from Ron and Harry? Horror, violation, and salvation. The Ford Anglia is attacked and ravished by the Aragog's giant spider army, until the Whomping Willow comes to the rescue. (Oneshot, crack-pairing. Flying Car/Giant Spiders, Flying Car/Whomping Willow.)
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Whomping Willow, Arthur W., Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
    Epiphany
    Left behind at camp, Steven the lizard contemplates his newly expanded intelligence. (Oneshot, stream-of-consciousness. Best read when intoxicated.)
    Your Highness - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Isabel, Thadeous, Fabious, Belladonna - Complete
    McSpock reviews
    A drinking contest leads to a romantic confession, interrupted by a horrifying transporter accident! Dr. McCoy and Mr. Spock have been fused into one man. And at the worst of times, with the Enterprise in charge of negotiations with the Piganoid emperor. Can McSpock save the mission, or will his conflicting nature be his downfall? (Oneshot spoof, with mild slash.)
    StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/7/2014 - [L. McCoy, Spock] C. Chapel, J. Kirk - Complete
    Send Me a Postcard
    A retired Molly returns to the Spraw for one final conversation with the Finn. After twenty years of being each other's only constant friend, there's still a lot to confess, staring with real names, and eye-color. The Finn tells Molly where he's headed next, and promises if he can, to send her a postcard. (Tag to "Mona Lisa Overdrive." Spoilers for the Sprawl Trilogy's ending.)
    William Gibson - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Complete
    Late Night Call reviews
    Ezri Dax gets a late night call from an old woman named Sarah. Sarah has been living under a fake name, on a far away colony. Decades ago, Sarah was possessed by an alien who made her marry a man she didn't love, and conceive a son she didn't want. She faked her own death to get away. Was what the Prophets did fair to her? Finally, Sarah Sisko gets to share her side of the story.
    StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Ezri D., Jake S., Kasidy Y., B. Sisko - Complete
    One Thong to Rule Them All reviews
    From the best big-budget fantasy films, to their cheap erotic spoofs, all movies share the same problem: great characters with too little screen-time! Case in point; Ballem, the nerdy villain from "Lord of the G-Strings." How did he become obsessed with the one G-String? And how did General Uptight and his men react when they found out? Short one-shot, just for sh-ts and giggles.
    Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Complete
    The Content of His Hairballs reviews
    "You can tell a lot about a man's character by the content of his hairballs." Elgin and Priscilla have a conversation at the pub. The cat delves into tales of the two most extraordinary things he's coughed up, and then some.
    Rango - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Elgin, Priscilla, Ambrose, Waffles - Complete
    Queen of Lythonia
    The One G-String has (supposedly) been destroyed, but one ranger is still not at peace with herself. Queen Araporn must challenge her sister and reclaim her throne. But this evil sister may be someone we already know-and so may the attractive male she has in her clutches. (Possibly the only "Lord of the G-Strings" fanfic in existence.)
    Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Complete
    Playing With Fire reviews
    AU: Lon Suder survived "The Basics," and helps Kes in Airpoincs. A Betazoid who can't feel and an Ocampa exploring her powers have a lot in common. Tuvok fears his two pupils are growing too close for their own good...
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Chakotay, K. Janeway, Kes, Tuvok
    A Different Sort
    Oneshot drabble, featuring the three best characters from "The Mask of Dimitrios" (1944): Cornelius Leyden, and the two Siamese cats! Leyden reflects on his imaginary attraction to Dimitrios, and his real relationship with Mr. Peters. Natalia and Meip are the only friends he can tell. (Tags: Peter Lorre, Sydney Greenstreet, film noir.)
    Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Complete
    Man of His Word
    ("8 Crazy Nights") "Why are you eating that?" A damned good question. Why did the angry red-haired man go through with his promise to eat that jockstrap, after losing a basketball match to Davey Stone and Benjamin Friedman? Is there more to this angry jock than meets the eye? A very short one-shot describing the inner dialogue of the angry jock, as he munches away...
    Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Complete
    Little-Eared Aye-Aye reviews
    Uncertain whether he will survive his injuries, Wounded Bird makes a confession to Priscilla. NOT a romantic one, relax! But one that reveals a major family secret. What Bird has to say will explain why he and Priscilla seem so close, what exactly Priscilla's species is, and why a lone Crow Indian is living in the town of Dirt.
    Rango - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2014 - W. Bird, Priscilla, Ambrose - Complete
    New Age Hippies reviews
    A Native American ensign questions Chakotay on his very confusing heritage. We finally learn why Chakotay's tribe seems like an odd medley of North American plains cultures, Central American ones, and Hollywood stereotypes. (Set in Season 1, right after "Cathexis.")
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Chakotay, OC - Complete
    Air Your Grievances reviews
    Neelix's Holiday Dinner celebrates a colleague of winter holidays from around the galaxy, and Seven is the only holiday humbug not participating. Until she discovers a very efficient holiday right up her alley...called Festivus.
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Doctor, K. Janeway, Naomi W., Seven of Nine - Complete
    Thinking About You
    The train of thought that led Isabel to return to Thadeous, and reveal her secret to him. A drabble fic, that explains why exactly Isabel is attracted to Thadeous. Also provides an explanation for her change in wardrobe.
    Your Highness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Complete
    Moby Cock: A Parody reviews
    Eager for inspiration, aspiring writer Ichabod joins Captain Ahole and his band of misfits aboard the Peapod, on a wild goose-chase across the American Prairie. Their target? An eleven-foot-tall, mutant, wild rooster, recognizable by his blinding-white plumage...the legendary Moby Cock. (Written as a final project for a college course on Melville.)
    Moby Dick - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,114 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Ahab, Ishmael, Queequeg, Starbuck - Complete
    My Sister's Caretaker reviews
    How did both Delaney twins wind up serving aboard the same ship? What were their original allegiances—Maquis or Starfleet? And how did they respond to getting stranded in the Delta Quadrant? A shortie, set during "Caretaker."
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,014 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Chakotay, K. Janeway, H. Kim, T. Paris - Complete
    Deep Fried Passions
    Food mascots from around the world gather for the long-anticipated union of Colonel Sanders and Aunt Jemima. But their wedding is cut short, when Cap'n Crunch objects, citing a dark secret Jemima's been harboring in her attic, one that might prove fatal for her and the Colonel's love...not to mention, just plain fatal.
    Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Complete
    Mechanical Romance reviews
    Geordie LaForge reflects on his long line of lost loves, individuals most shipmates never knew he carried a secret torch for. He thinks he's destined to live alone, until an old friend makes a big confession. But this new relationship may have deadly consequences, for everyone aboard the Enterprise... (Humor, crack-pairings)
    StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Data, G. LaForge, J. Picard, D. Troi - Complete
    Hybrid reviews
    The Paris-Torres family attends a celebration hosted by Chancellor Martok. Watching Worf's son Alexander befriend her own children, B'Elanna is reminded of the friendship she once had with the ill-fated Ambassador K'Ehleyr, another human/Klingon hybrid like herself.
    Crossover - StarTrek: Voyager & StarTrek: Other - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2013 - T. Paris, B. Torres, Miral P. - Complete
    The Bond reviews
    Cut down by Hirogen, Chakotay is rescued by his old flame from Species 8472. Problem: she wants to keep him. And in Fluidic Space, "love" is different. Seven, now a DS9 ensign, recruits Quark, Ro, and others to retrieve him, while Chakotay and another prisoner, Romulan Captain Sela, fight to escape.
    Crossover - StarTrek: Voyager & StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,668 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - [Chakotay, Seven of Nine] [Quark, Ro L.] - Complete
    Competition Over reviews
    Tom is torn between the physical beauty of Kes, and the fiery spirit of B'Elanna. Chakotay talks him into a Vision Quest. Once in his own mind, Tom finds himself in a battle of brain vs…(he-hem). While discovering what he really wants, Tom also gets some sparks of inspiration for his new holonovel, "Captain Proton." (Some Paris/Kes, but ultimately Paris/Torres.)
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,642 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Chakotay, Kes, T. Paris, B. Torres - Complete
    Spoof Trek: Frogger reviews
    A series of "Voyager" parodies, spoofing individual episodes. Captain Myway-or-the-Highway leads her crew on a cosmic game of Frogger, battling the Bored Collective, flagellant Cargassian spies, "Star Wars" fans, and their own limited intelligence. (Humor done in the style of "Airplane," Mel Brooks, Monty Python, and cartoonish comedies in general.)
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,763 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Chakotay, K. Janeway, Seven of Nine
    Strange Behaviors reviews
    Where did Chakotay's recurring monotone come from? Where did B'Elanna's Klingon rage go in Season 2? What was Seska's motivation behind all the bizarre decisions she made? And how do people eat on the holodeck? A drunken conversation at Sandrine's answers these questions.
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Chakotay, H. Kim, T. Paris, B. Torres - Complete
    Punch Drunk reviews
    How were Chakotay's insanity and tampered DNA cured by the end of "The Fight?" Some temporal particles the Doc saved from the events of "Before and After" hold the key. Tom tries to pacify Chakotay before and during the brain surgery. Far, far more than just a hot slash-fic, this "missing scene" story also explains the exact relationships between Chuck, Tom, Harry and B'Elanna.
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,596 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/17/2013 - [Chakotay, T. Paris] Doctor, B. Torres - Complete
    The Mutiny Home reviews
    AU: When more senior officers have children onboard, they're less willing to stick by Starfleet rules. Chakotay leads a Maquis mutiny, to break the Prime Directive and get Voyager home. Problems arise from the Vulcans aboard, all hell breaks loose, and Harry Kim takes over the munity. (P/T, Kes/N, and vague hints of C/7, C/J, and Kim/OC.)
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,602 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Chakotay, Kes, H. Kim, Seven of Nine - Complete
    Hair reviews
    Why can't the Doctor just reprogram himself with hair? What made Janeway switch from her Victorian twists to a short modern bob? Why did Chakotay suddenly go from gray to jet-black? And how'd B'Elanna's forehead change so drastically? A late-night conversation in the mess hall answers these questions. (Oneshot, drabble.)
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/10/2013 - K. Janeway, Chakotay, B. Torres, Naomi W. - Complete
    Bargaining Chips reviews
    After the Collective captures an away team, the Borg Queen uses Neelix, Jenkins, and especially Chakotay as hostages, to force Seven into helping her assimilate Earth. Seven and Chakotay both must overcome their worst fears to help the team get out alive, and with their individuality intact. (C/7, a setup to how they began dating. Set between "Human Error" and "Homestead.")
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,979 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2013 - [Chakotay, Seven of Nine] Neelix - Complete
    My Crew reviews
    Chakotay breaks the news to Voyager's former Maquis; the war is over, and all of their friends back home are dead or in prison. One-shot, one scene. A scene that (in some form or another) should have been in "Hunters," Season 4.
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Chakotay, B. Torres, Ayala - Complete
    Harvey Birdman: Trial of the Maquis reviews
    Captain Janeway has finally brought Voyager home, only to see a forth of her crew arrested and tried for crimes against the Federation! Desperate, the Captain turns to a former superhero-turned-defense-attorney, who has almost never won a case.
    Crossover - StarTrek: Voyager & Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,598 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Chakotay, K. Janeway, T. Paris, B. Torres - Complete
    Harry Potter Goes to the Beach reviews
    Comedy alternate book 6. Harry Potter, friends, and enemies practice magic on the beach, but are distracted by magical water sports, sexy mermaids, a phantom ice-cream truck, a murder mystery, Peeves gone berserk, Rita Skeeter gone psychotic, forbidden love between a Gryffindor and a Slytherin, Lee Jordan's commentaries, and of course, Lord Voldemort!
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 112,317 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
    Love or Infatuation? reviews
    Shelly Marsh is lusted after by notorious bully Trent Boyette, but admired by the notoriously dorky Kevin McCormick. Meanwhile, Kenny empathizes with Ze Mole's crappy life. These two love stories are connected by covert operations, gritty fights of shovel on sub sandwich, perverted preps, twisted smurfs, Principal Dave Chappell's Sesame Street analogies, and a dark family secret.
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,801 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 11/6/2006 - [Shelly M., Kevin McCormick] [Christophe, Kenny M.] - Complete
    The Umpire Strikes Back reviews
    The "Star Wars" saga is retold from a space-bound baseball stadium, where the battle for the galaxy is played with lightsabers and a thermal detonator. Luke battles the Evil Umpire; R2 shoots hotdogs from his dome; Lando struggles to keep both the scores and his own sanity; Han is frozen in beer; and Leia gets revenge on Jabba for making her cheerlead in a gold bikini.
    Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,708 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Luke S., Leia O., Han S., Lando C. - Complete
    A Voyage with the Family Guy reviews
    Stewie Griffin builds a time machine to conquer the future. He soon succeeds in taking over the Borg Collective, and (unfortunately) it's up to the ragtag crew of Voyager and the buffoons of the Griffin Family to save Cohawk, Rhode Island...and the rest of the galaxy!
    Crossover - StarTrek: Voyager & Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,018 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/11/2007 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Chakotay, K. Janeway, Brian G., Peter G. - Complete
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