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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, X-Men, and Ninja Turtles.

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Creative Means by The Bud reviews
XMen using they're powers in strangely normaly abnormal ways. Small part for the guy who wanted to see Logan on Scott, and one for metalicbooger.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,234 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 10/9/2006
The Flashback Chronicles of Team 8 by Sieby reviews
A loner, until an encounter with Kiba Inuzuka changes his life. A look into the past at the ninja academy, where three students discover and develop true friendship in a collection of humourous stories that make up the insane childhood of Shino.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,566 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Shino A., Kiba I.
Black Day by Recoil101 reviews
A less-than-wonderful home life has blackened Henrietta's mood. Well, more so than usual. Desperate to escape her overly perky mother, she finds herself trapped at school on the most horrible of days: Valentine's Day.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Henrietta, Red Goth
Don't Go Out On Friday Night by LuckyLadybug reviews
When a deadly serial killer resurfaces, the police and Batman find themselves turning to the Riddler, the one person who knows the most about the threat. Somehow they must put aside their differences long enough to prevent the next murder.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,955 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Edward N./Riddler, E. Yin, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Kaleidoscope by LuckyLadybug reviews
The Batman verse. Riddler's thoughts following the events of Riddler's Revenge.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Edward N./Riddler - Complete
Style by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. An anguished Kisame found himself confessing his insecurities to Tobi, who nodded sympathetically as he trimmed the Mist-nin's split ends. Friendship. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Kisame H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Perpetually Screwed: Tales of the Brotherhood by King of the Worthless reviews
Being a series of tales about the Brotherhood and the misfortunes and catastrophes that surround their lives. Fortunately for us, we're not the Brotherhood, and we can laugh at their miserable lives. Update: The final story has been added.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 130,972 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 11/1/2002 - Complete
Sweet and Sour by Chibi Yoshi reviews
It's the Christmas season, but one dark hedgehog is none too cheery. A chance encounter with a young rabbit, however, leads to a series of mishaps that could change his view of the holidays forever.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,810 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Shadow, Cream/Cheese - Complete
Ghost Lover by Rabid Chibi Squirrels Inc reviews
50 years have passed, and the only residents left in Whipstaff are two brothers. But when a living girl comes to stay with them, one of them develops a sinister plot. Contains an OC
Casper - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,672 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 10/11/2006
Tobi's Buffet by Gabbyrella reviews
Akatsuki meal time is very......Interesting. Rated K plus for Hidan's potty mouth and labeled Crack fic. COMPLETE PEEPS!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,771 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Scarred Past by BrightBrightWorld reviews
Even since that fateful day, Kakuzu has made sure he never got close to anyone, afraid of more rejection, hiding behind his mask. Hidan is sick of guessing and decides to ask him straight out. Slight KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 88 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate Events by Serendipity1 reviews
What will be a collection of humorous tales, much like Aesop's fables. Only funny, and with no morals. Now up: Karmic backlash hits as Leo gets payback.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,328 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Kakuzu and Hidan's Fun Night by Winter-Rae reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan wake up together and with horrible hangovers Kakuzu's missing his right arm and Hidan's lost his rosary. Together they find the other Akatsuki members and try to piece together what happened.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,125 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Anna, the Vampire Slayer by goddess of trix reviews
[The Little Vampire] What happens when a vampire hunter falls for a vampire? Anna Helsing is the daughter of the infamous Van Helsing. The rest of the summary is in the story. GregoryxOC NBC crossover LockxShock
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 11/1/2006
A Long Way From Sanity by Lugian Before Swine reviews
Something very random. You sort of have to read it to know what it is.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,972 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Artemis F.
Welcome to Drabbledom! by Kelitzo reviews
A series of Artemis Fowl drabbles, mostly centering on conversation and characters doing and saying stupid things. 100 to 200 words. Please R&R
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 6,110 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Life's Full Of Pickles by piratestripes reviews
CGI MovieVerse. Spoilers ahead. Raphael wakes up in a foul mood and Donatello decides to let his brother know he's just as smart as he looks. Oh, and Mikey's around as well. Rated T for swearing.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
The Best Present by LadyDragonRain reviews
The ten year old turtles celebrate Father's Day..so who's got the best present? Mikey thinks he does. Chibi Turtle Story
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Complete
Why Michelangelo hates Brussels Sprouts by LadyDragonRain reviews
The reason why Mikey won't eat those little green sprouts. SillyChibi Fic.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Complete
Raphael's Revenge by LadyDragonRain reviews
Raphael gets revenge after Michelangelo plays a prank on him. Funny Fic.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,436 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Complete
Distractions by gypsystears reviews
When Michelangelo reads about a short story contest in his favorite writing magazine, he becomes bound and determined to write the best story possible. All he needs is a little peace and quiet with no distractions...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/2/2006
Blonde Misfortune by The Bud reviews
Just something to entertain Squeekness, and whom ever else would like this kind of thing. Emma fans need not read...seriously, don't do it. I'm telling you this for your own good.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Complete
Overtones of Discordant Melody by Gigabomb reviews
Sound stories, not necessarily canon. Not necessarily good. Not necessarily anything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,332 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Sakon, Kidomaru
SPRINKLERS! by lallyzippo reviews
...What is WRONG with Kiba? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Kiba I. - Complete
The Sketch Show by fuzzy-grapes reviews
A whole lot of weird sketch type things. I will add them as I think of them. Fourth one: Chix Verbil is certain Holly is hitting on him during an eventful game of tennis...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,083 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 5/21/2005
Bars held Back by Noah Trydak reviews
What would you do for a Klondike bar? Features Toad
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/1/2006 - Published: 4/26/2003 - Toad
Haircut by humhallelujah reviews
Right after Holly gets a job in the LEP, she cuts her hair. Each auburn lock falling through the floor makes her think about choices, and especially their consequences. What will happen after?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,227 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Holly S., Trouble K.
Warped by Renoir Fione reviews
Something is not right with the Brotherhood. Their lives have become sitcoms! See how they deal with it.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Complete
Road Trip! by Renoir Fione reviews
What happens when you place Wolverine, Charles, Sabertooth, Blob, and Toad in the same car and send them off to a convention? Insanity ensues!
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,296 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Complete
The Fight for Holly's heart Literally by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
Artemis and Trouble have a little heart to heart conversation over who they think should date Holly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Artemis F., Trouble K. - Complete
Tigers and Toads Do Not Mix by Linda J reviews
A short story with Sabretooth and Toad behaving a lot like brothers some times do. A redo of my first fanfic ever.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Sabretooth, Toad - Complete
Truffle Loving by Imaginosity reviews
An insight to the growth of the Truffle Loving within Haeven's police force.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 12/16/2005
Halloween Below Ground by Wing Pikepaw reviews
A few days before October 31st, an order is sent through to the LEP: all officers must wear costumes on Halloween, or face criminal charges. Time's running short, a certain commander is furious, and no one has a costume yet...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,874 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 10/9/2005
The Seven Deadly Sins of Holly Short by slime frog reviews
Holly gets cursed on the way into work (as you do) with a hex that means for the next seven days she will experience each of the seven sins. Needless to say chaos insues. Rated as secondary humour in account of my attempt to be funny...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,667 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 12/9/2003
Twice in one lifetime? by Soofija reviews
Casper flees Whipstaff the night after the party, and when Kat many years later return home from college, he's still gone.
Casper - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,282 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Complete
Fox Office by Nyltiak reviews
The Brotherhood is paying a little visit to the head of merchandising at Fox. Includes rantings by Toad, Mystique, and Sabretooth. If you don't find it amusing, you can at least find solace that there is someone in the world crazier than you.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Toad, Raven/Mystique
Typhoon by Nyltiak reviews
Grudgingly, Toad agrees to show Pyro around- but if he had any idea how much trouble it would get him in- He wouldn't have gotten involved. The X-Men want John back, and Mortimer's under orders to protect him, any means neccisary.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Toad, Storm
A Tale of Two Toads by Nyltiak reviews
Magneto's had a bit of insomniac-induced madness, and has thus begun to fool with the fabrics of time and space.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2004 - Toad
A Grubby Tale by Blue Yeti reviews
DEAD. A story about Grub Kelp, told from the POV of Grub Kelp. And I do know how pathetic the title is. Pretty much all about Grub, Trouble, and with a side order of Mummy.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/12/2003 - Published: 3/29/2003 - Trouble K., Grub K.
Your Secret Admirer by Tie Kerl reviews
It’s Valentine’s Day in the LEP! When Holly and Commander Root receive cards from each other, they know something’s up. And I think we all know who’s behind it . . . Mostly humor, with a teensy insignificant bit of implied Holly/Root.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2003
All This For A Diary by Seul Desir reviews
Sabretooth and Toad are little kids! Sabe steals Toadie's diary and has one hell of a time getting it back! Lots of silly humor.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,537 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 7/22/2003 - Published: 4/11/2003 - Sabretooth, Toad - Complete
A Day in the Life of by A Scary Man reviews
A brief and (hopefully) amusing account of a typical day in the lives of various characters. First up is Sabretooth. (please review)
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/5/2003 - Sabretooth
If You Give a Boy a Camera by Spam-The-Great reviews
Tim recieves an assignment from Film Class to do a documentary with his video camera...he entitles it "My Life With a Rich Guy"...things escalate from there...
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2002
Hey! by The Bud reviews
More stoopid stuff that makes no sence
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2001
Say What? by Space Cowgirl reviews
No, before you ask, it's not another one of those lame karoke fics. ::Looks injured that people think she would stoop so low::. No, gentle readers, what it is is more craziness, this time at the hands of Magneto and his Stereotype Ray...
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2001
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Harry Potter and the Many Stupid Short Stories reviews
A series of really dumb Harry Potter short stories. Don'tchu judge me, boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 10,716 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Complete
Untitled Mondo Gecko Silliness reviews
A very silly story I wrote based on a conversation I had after eating too much candy. Features Donnie, Mikey, and special guest star Mondo Gecko.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
Return of the Mondo reviews
Remember Mondo the Gecko? Of course you do.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
Everybody Hates Toad reviews
I love me some Toad, so I wrote some dumb stories about him.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,891 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Idiotic Short Stories reviews
A series of really dumb Artemis Fowl short stories.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,904 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Complete