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Joined 05-09-05, id: 810692
Author has written 4 stories for Cats, and South Park.

SO! New year, new bio is my way of thinking. Remove all that boringness/seriousness that was here before. Just to summarise what was here originally: I think it's a shame so many awesome writers are leaving the CATS fandom, sob, because of unoriginalness (not a word) and rubbishness (also not a word) from new writers though that's the fault of neither party. I don't want to be one of those new writers that annoys the older members and sends them packing so please send me topics that you want me to write about, that way I know I'm writing stuff people will like. Give me time though, I'm studying hard.

I love reading fanfiction and discovering possible alternative storylines for material I enjoy. The only thing I've written for so far, however, is about the musical 'CATS' :D gotta love it, though I'm starting to branch out into other categories. Anyhoo! I like to write about unusual pairings and relationships which in turn lead (I hope) to more original situations (even if it's a 'same-old' with a slight twist). This often means that I write about stuff I don't actually believe happens though (whether I want it to or not, e.g. a Vic x Misto fiction may be in the pipeline (not because I think it's original but because I've never done one before and I think I should try it)) but hey, who doesn't like an experiment?! Haha and I will reward anyone who can understand the previous sentence.

I LOVE the stuff that's on this website especially what's in the CATS and South Park sections (though I do love the other fandoms too). It really puts a smile on my face to read everyone's work even with all the stress I'm under at the mo :D . You guys ROCK! I take my hat off to you; it is a pleasure to be in the cyber-presence of such amazing writers.

One final note before I go: Victoria x Misto? NO! Absolutely, fundamentally, completely, entirely, totally not!!! She blatantly mates with Plato in the show and she's too innocent to be a two-timer/feline adulteress/whatever you wanna call her... Sorry. Pigheadedness coming through there, I know it's personal interpretation :p Maybe I just like the idea of Misto being an elligible bachelor...Maybe I'm just jealous...who knows... ;)

Also, I just want to thank the wonderful katgirl13605, Brittany (sorry, I don't know your pen name), littleskittle100, gman2006 and Holly (again, apologies for the lack of a pen name) for providing me with a mountain of information on the American school system which has enabled me to start writing fanfiction on American material which I didn't feel I could previously for lack of knowledge. You guys are amazing :D !

EM xxx

P.S. For anyone that was wondering/cares: I'm 18, female and live in England. Woot :D Oh yeah and my name's Emily.


MUSICALS!!!!!!! All the way people :D CATS is a particular favourite of course but then I love anything by the legend that is Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Anything to do with the theatre and the performing arts whether it's dancing, acting, singing or simply helping out backstage.


South Park


Being with friends.


Music (pretty much anything).



Day dreaming.

Being in love.

Male ballet dancers (phwoar! I don't know why I find them so attractive but I do!)

Brandy butter.

And many more things that could go on forever.


The dentist.


Falling out with people.

Being bad at things.

Orlando Bloom (don't even get me started).


Missed opportunities (something I hate more than anything else in the world).

Rude people.

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Kittens by Miss Tinkerbell reviews
Dumped with the kittens for a whole week, Bombalurina has the task of looking after them as well as fulfilling her job as matchmaker, finding out what Jenny and Jelly have to deal with and dealing with a strange appearance on the scene.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,698 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Bombalurina, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
The Curious Moves by Genis Aurion reviews
THE EDITED VERSION. In which Stan becomes jealous of Kenny’s bold advances.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,601 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Kyle B. - Complete
Coming of Age by Cooking Spray reviews
The kittens are growing up quickly, bringing about some changes in the Junkyard. Some of these changes include the loss of the Tugger's fan club. As it comes time to face facts, a certain soon to be Queen seems ready to help. TuggerxJemima
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,739 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006
What Does The Future Hold? by Ben Barrett reviews
The boys discuss what the future might be like while Stan and Kyle deal with their feelings toward each other. StanXKyle. Mild slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,389 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Serendipity by Aurifex reviews
Kenny and Cartman pose a bet to Stan and Kyle that will, although it is accidental, change their lives forever. Style and Slash. Chapter 12 up now, FINALLY!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,718 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Family Or Magic? by Puddycat reviews
What choices did Mistoffelees have to make before he could learn magic?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,689 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 12/8/2006
Doing Your Research by Indiana Beach Bum reviews
Stan gets more than a head full of information when Kyle invites him to the library to help with his term paper. SK Mature for a reason! Joint fic by Cszemis and IBB.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Jellicle Cats Develop Slowly by Jellicle-in-the-box reviews
Not your usual Cats fic... it's not about the characters, but rather about a girl playing Bombalurina in Cats on Broadway. My first Fic... tell me how it was!
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,723 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
A Tale in Three Acts by The Fanatical B-chan reviews
This is a collection of three short stories, telling the tale of Bealzabub. Complete as of 12.31.06!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Complete
Twas' the Night for Randomness by Dahlia Mockery reviews
Just a silly little Christmas gift I made on a whim. Enjoy and happy holidays!
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Complete
Whispers Under the Moonlit Sky by Taceysay reviews
A poem about a brokenhearted Macavity watching Demeter with Munkustrap and the Jellicles.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Complete
WideEyed & Innocent by Dream Painter reviews
COMPLETE! The least expected cat makes the most unexpected mistake and must learn to live with the consequences.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,003 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
1000 Times for 1 by Taceysay reviews
A poem in Munkustrap's point of view as he waits for Demeter to heal from Macavity and when he can finally reach her without her drawing away.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Complete
Railway tracks by Bomba-Fae reviews
A deeper side to Rumpleteazer then we usually see on her feelings toward a particular orange tom. Last CATS fic I'll write. For Gilraina.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Cats by Ekwy reviews
At THIS school, you get to learn about important things that you have to know to write CATS based fanfiction. Who are the teachers? The characters themselves, of course! A Miss Cam approved spinoff. Chap. 33 up.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,825 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 2/12/2005
Cats: The Musical in Ten Minutes by Mystitat reviews
I'm writing a sad stab at humor. This is how far my writing has degenerated. Pity me?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Complete
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Both Ends Of A Circle reviews
Sorry people, no slash in this one! Next time though... Anyway! People say that love and hate are opposites, what they don't know is that there's a very thin line between the two which you can easily cross. Rated T for future events.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,320 - Reviews: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 4/17/2007
Our First Time reviews
[Oneshot] Stan and Wendy have been together since they were 8 years old and now they're older they've decided to take their relationship to the next step.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Really, Truly reviews
[Formerly known as 'How Did It Happen'] Not everyone dreams of falling in love. Some don't even give it a second thought but every so often it just appears, usually where it's least expected and when that happens it can throw a whole world out of synch
Cats - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,724 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 12/18/2006
Final Curtain Call reviews
This is just a short oneshot about Gus to give me some distance from 'Really, Truly'. Gus reminisces about his life after the Jellicle Ball. Based just after the show. This isn't meant to be sad.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Complete