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Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, and Bleach.

Well, hey - welcome to the domain of m s. p h i s h y (formerly violet.fox224 and Andrea Stein) - college graduate, hard-core fangirl, and mischief maker in training. Nice to meet'cha!

'B o u t M e:

Okay, so. I'm a 22-year-old Occupational Therapy major. And nah, I won't be finding anyone a job, though it is pretty funny to be training for a profession that no one's ever heard about.

Nothing really exciting - save a brief stint in grad school before I finally enter this real world I've been hearing so much about. A real job, money, possibly moving out of my parents' house before I'm 25... lookin' forward to it. :D

Due to insane busy-ness as of late, I am effectively on haitus. At least, with chaptered stuff. I sort of fail at keeping those things going.

O t h e r F i c c a g e:

The Archive at LiveJournal. Ah, el-jay. This is where my fic tends to wind up these days. (Unfortunately, rant outnumbers fic at a rate of at least 1000000 to 1). Feel free to poke around my journal, but if a tidy fic directory is what you're after, this is the link to follow. :)

All The World's A Whorehouse - (Death Note: Matt/Mello) Complete crack, set in the Wammy's Justice Club (WJC)-verse. If you're unfamiliar with the WJC, here is the "canon" material: comic by steampunkblues @ LJ (1, 2, 3).

Regarding Closets - (Naruto: LeeTen) A smut fic of sorts. Use your own discretion

Anyway, read on, peruse to your heart's content. ...Just be wary of anything claiming to have more than one chapter!

phish

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Sealed by sharingank reviews
Series of NaruSaku request drabbles. Possible current manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Almost Unlikely by xMeme reviews
A collection of Yamamoto/Bianchi one-shots. 02.The way to a Man's Heart
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,144 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bianchi, T. Yamamoto - Complete
Oh, Amore… by Snowy Ptarmigan reviews
He could have been saying something as innocent as, "My shirt needs ironing," but it was the breathy way that he said it that got her pistons firing. TYL!Gokudera X TYL!Haru
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Haru M., H. Gokudera - Complete
Ca Va Sans Dire by FreeSpiritedOne reviews
Set just after the film ends. Evey discovers V isn't dead. The future is in front of them and the man with the successfully completed master plan...well, he doesn't have one for this. Finished...finally.
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,163 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
Vertigo by Lady Silvamord reviews
Everybody always assumed Tenten was deeply in love with one of her teammates. ...They just didn't know which one. With psychologist Neji, Stages Of Denial, and clumsy attempts at matchmaking. Of course, Tenten is convinced this is not going to end well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,410 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Tenten, Lee R. - Complete
Seeing With Your Eyes Closed by sharingank reviews
I'll hear you. The you I see with my eyes closed. YamaGoku. Rated M for language and mature themes. Oneshot.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7068 - Favs: 5,425 - Follows: 2,233 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Anything for You by Erisabesu reviews
“Nobody disappointed Hinata Hyuuga on her honeymoon, especially not Sasuke Uchiha.” [SasukeHinata] AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,682 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Puzzles by Bobolac reviews
Gokudera has a puzzle to solve...and perhaps it's not as simple as he thought. YamaGoku, 8059. Artsy smut?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/5/2007 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
A Piece of Junk from You by Kazahana Fujikaze reviews
Renji gets a useless present from Rukia. And then what happens afterward.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Renji A., Rukia K.
He Can Only Wait For It To End by Anita reviews
He waits for her, because he knows that the end is near.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - J. Doggett, D. Scully - Complete
Puppy Love by Butterfly Bandage reviews
-ON HIATUS- Mello hates dogs. Matt finds one. Matt brings it home. Mello is furious. The puppy is overjoyed. Chapter fic, fluffy MelloMatt friendship
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Mello, Matt
Kibalicious! by juliagulia1017 reviews
Kiba comes up with a catch phrase that he wants all of Konoha to use. Predictably, things don't go as planned. Sillyfic. Loaded with corny goodness and a heavy sprinkling of cheese.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,948 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/3/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Kiba I., Hinata H.
Misunderstood by lunartick reviews
Oneshot. Ichimaru Gin always felt he was one of the most misunderstood persons in the whole of Seireitei. Some GinXRan
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2007 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Hearing Voices by juliagulia1017 reviews
Reposted in honor of Shino's birthday. Team 8 sillyfic. What do Kiba and Hinata have to say about Shino's voice?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
Team Gai: Chronicles by Erisabesu reviews
Tenten, Lee, and Neji start out like most teammates over years of teamwork, bonds are made and bonds are tested. NejiTentenLee threesome. Manga spoilers. Gift for Hashire in the naruto wishlist exchange, therefore written with her preferences in mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,608 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Tenten, Lee R. - Complete
Name by Miruvix reviews
What's in a name, anyway? MelloMatt orphanage fluff sort of. [Spoilers for Matt's real name]
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Complete
A Wish Come True by juliagulia1017 reviews
Giftfic for clockwork starlight. There's only one thing Hinata has waited patiently for, and he's finally home for Christmas. SasuHina oneshot. Lemony, with just a hint of waff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Look by Miruvix reviews
A glance or a glare. Speculation on Matt's thoughts about Mello. [Spoilers if you don't know who Matt is, rated T for language]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Complete
Or The Piggy Gets It! by GrimmZ reviews
Shizune must comply with the demands of Tobi and Deidara after they kidnap TonTon . . . too bad their demands are all really stupid!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,430 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/15/2006 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Deidara, Shizune
Of Naming Team 13 by Toboe LoneWolf reviews
They've amassed quite a few names over the years. But in the end, they are Team Gai. Oneshot, 20truths
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Team Gai - Complete
Unwritten by wildcatt reviews
Jiraiya never wrote a word on Tsunade. [ Poem extracts from 'Since Feeling is First' by E.E. Cummings. ]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
The Irony Of Love by juliagulia1017 reviews
[REPOSTED] Tired of Naruto messing up her chances of being with Sasuke, Sakura comes up with a plan to get the dobe out of her hair once and for all. SasuHina, NaruIno, SakuPAKKUN?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,545 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nectarine by sharingank reviews
He wanted to taste her lipgloss again. ShinoHina oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Hinata H., Shino A.
The Proper Kind of Touch by Slytherin Kunoichi reviews
Sequel to The Proper Way to Kiss. Sai is having a hard time understanding why Sakura causes certain changes in his body. SaiSaku Oneshot. Rated 'M' just to be safe...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
A Song That No One Sings by Sintari reviews
The stars are safe tonight. RenjiRukia. Angst. 300 word shortfic.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Renji A., Rukia K. - Complete
Of Strange Habits and Clay by firefly reviews
Geniuses only reached their full potential under the support and care of others, Tobi thought. He wanted to be the one to help Deidara reach his full potential.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Neji Hyuuga: Matchmaker by emilyjm reviews
Slightly AU. SasuHina, NarSak, LeeTen, ShikaIno. The Hyuugas want to ship off Hinata to another village through marriage, and it's up to Neji to see that they don't.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,278 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Is it in his eyes by zlinka reviews
Hinata is going to prove her strength, by seeing what's behind the sunglasses.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/20/2006 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
Possibilities by Dizzcity reviews
[Oneshot] On the brink of death, Tenten wonders what life would have been like otherwise. [LeeTen, NejiTen...maybe]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Odd Logic by XxAxel-koixX reviews
.Oneshot. Kakashi is bored, and decides to taunt Iruka with some gay logic. KakaIru, CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
The Key by tampoposensei reviews
Pure fluff. KakIru Yaoi implications. A little domestic moment between our two favourite nins. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
20 Truths by lankree reviews
A series of 20 facts about Konoha's Shinobi.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 8/14/2006
On Knitting by sharingank reviews
Hinata remembers exactly when she took up knitting as a hobby. Team 8 fluff with a squick of implied NejiHina thrown in for good measure.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Complete
Knight Errant by Wally In Aeternum reviews
Certain bodily functions unique to the fairer sex fail to enter into V's calculations when shopping for his houseguest. Evey is understandably peeved.
V for Vendetta - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,295 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Complete
Nice, Firm, and Perky by Lotus Aia reviews
[Kakairu Yaoi] Kakashi returns home from a mission with a wound to the head. Iruka fusses and pervy fluff ensues. Aia is not responsible for any nosebleeds from fluffisms. Or from the constant mention of porn.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,714 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Dontcha Love Me? by JFalcon reviews
Mayhem ensues when it is discovered that Iruka has a secret admirer! But who could it be? Naruto will help him find out, and things’ll only get crazier when they do! [Finished]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,321 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Iruka U., Anko M. - Complete
Making Faces by juliagulia1017 reviews
ONESHOT. Shino is more evil than you think. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Shino A., Hinata H. - Complete
Stay by wetheril reviews
Ichimaru x Kira. Ichimaru is sick, and Kira takes care of things.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2006 - G. Ichimaru, I. Kira - Complete
Mustard by sharingank reviews
Her brothers' hair is softer than hers, and Temari isn't about to take that sitting down. Rated M for language and dirty humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Complete
The Truth About Strength and Beauty by Dorku No Renkinjutsushi reviews
It's a woman's world. Pity the man who doesn't understand this. 20 Truths story, Kunoichi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
Nicknames by Cyberwolf reviews
Naruto may come to regret introducing Sai to Team Gai. Or he might not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Tenten, Neji H.
The Art of Holding Hands by Hiss reviews
Her hand touched his. [Sakura & Lee]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Lee R., Sakura H. - Complete
Sai Doesn't Approve by Fiver-dono reviews
Sai just doesn't understand. [Neji, Sai, Naruto, Lee]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Neji H., Sai - Complete
Broken Wings by sharingank reviews
She had been the one to kiss him first. NaruSaku oneshot. Manga spoilers. Some mature themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Gai and KakashiOn Broadway! by JoannaDanna reviews
Gai must prove he is worthy of Kakashi's friendship by making him popular, with Lee's help. A crack fic to Popular. OneShot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Purple Sunglasses by juliagulia1017 reviews
Sasuke's in love with SHINO? Not if Hinata has anything to say about it! Oneshot, OOCness.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Shino A., Hinata H. - Complete
Sleeps With Butterflies by Jacal Ste. Worme reviews
ShinoHinata. 'Don't worry, Hinata, I'm not going to steal your first kiss,' he whispered, tickling her lips with his breath.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,645 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
The Butterfly and the Cockroach by Nuova reviews
Shino reflects on his relationship with Hinata, and watches as her life changes. ShinoHinaNaru Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
Cookies by Cyberwolf reviews
If you give a bishie a cookie... [SasuTen]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Tenten, Sasuke U. - Complete
The Seventy Ninth Challenge by sharingank reviews
There is a reason that Kakashi is so neurotic these days...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Complete
Undercover Kakashi by Karuka Ikashi reviews
KakaIru oneshot: Kakashi realizes he has never seen Iruka with his hair down and devises a scheme to rid the chunnin of his hairband...with hilarious consequences. My third KakaIru fic! Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Even If by Santeira reviews
Sometimes, it takes a long time to understand nothing...HinaShino or ShinoHina OneShot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Shino A., Hinata H. - Complete
Ultimate Taijutsu Technique by Cyberwolf reviews
Lee tries out a new Ultimate Taijutsu Technique on Neji. Much to his team's dismay. Except Tenten, she thought it was funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 87 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Nothing Like Thugs Setting Up A Fellow Thug by Kuroaki reviews
In which Yumichika, Ikkaku, Renji, Hisagi and Iba discuss Kira's love life amongst other things. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/20/2006 - I. Kira, Renji A. - Complete
Porno Repression by Lotus Aia reviews
Iruka is repressing something: his inner pervert. Kakashi takes the situation into his own hands. Kakairu yaoi! Challenge from IcySaphire.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Fraught with imagined dooms by afrai reviews
Most women marry men like their fathers. This is the real reason mothers cry at weddings. HaruhixTamaki.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
The Competition by Lady Jaye1 reviews
One shot. Gai and Kakashi stumble across an unexpected sight during one of their battles. The problem? Well...it might kill them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Kakashi's Lesson by Lady Jaye1 reviews
With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 134 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Laid by Kit Spooner reviews
Ino. And Lee. A lot of ceilingthumping sex. What else could they build a relationship around? [inolee, incomplete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,536 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Ino Y., Lee R.
Gentle by Kaara reviews
Kira had learnt that Gin was never a gentle person. KiraGin. OneShot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2006 - I. Kira, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Talk Dirty To Me by nidaba reviews
A crack Neji fic that resulted from a comment that Sintari made about needing more fics that featured Neji talking dirty. So here is a Neji x ? fic with Hinata, Kib, and Shino listening in.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Remembrance by Del Schiz reviews
Something of a fluff fic. Just a short look at Team Gai through Tenten's eyes, before their appearance in the anime. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Tenten, Lee R. - Complete
The Genius and the Human aka You Drive Me Crazy by Muffytaj reviews
A Lee x Tenten 20 truths fic. Because there isn't enough love for this wonderful pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Lee R., Tenten - Complete
Nobody's Listening by The Shiny One reviews
MelloxMatt drabbles. SPOILERS up to ch99, limey content. And of course, slash, but that should be apparent from the pairing.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006
A Talk by Unborn Lord Xion reviews
Tenten has to have a very awkward chat with Lee.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Tenten, Lee R. - Complete
Just Because by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Anko x Iruka] Anko drops by, and Iruka's day only gets weirder from there.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Iruka U., Anko M. - Complete
Hand in Glove by Swanwhite reviews
Bound up in buttoned gloves, corsets, and high collars, hardly anyone suspects how pearl white Victoria is inside. Saffic, VictoriaEmily.
Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Complete
Vegetable Tortures by windborne reviews
Temari has devised a plan to make Gaara eat cauliflower! Gaara, put that sand back under wraps NOW. You're not supposed to kill your sister.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Oh, For The Love Of PRODUCE! by juliagulia1017 reviews
Sillyfic. Hinata promised to make Shino and Kiba lunch... never would she have expected any of THIS to happen...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Best Friends Forever? by juliagulia1017 reviews
Sillyfic. All Hinata wanted was for her and Neji to become close again, but his cold attitude always got in the way. Now she's using his one weakness against him, but is it really worth all the trouble in the end?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Just Wait by kinokokichigai reviews
Just wait, and it will come. Hinata is found.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Shino A., Hinata H. - Complete
Desire by Rhylin Sweet reviews
Neji is curious about his hormones and drives Rock Lee insane with his constant sleeping around. Obviously Neji doesn't know Lee is inlove with him. So it REALLY drives Lee NUTZ when Neji asks to have sex with him. NejiLee.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Lee R., Neji H. - Complete
Just a Lil' Longer by shadowkeepre reviews
A what if story about Matsumoto and Gin. Contains spoilers for Episode 62.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/30/2006 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Pendulum by sharingank reviews
The pendulum swings, the pendulum cuts, the pendulum falls...Slight RaitoL implications, and major spoilers after chapter 58.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2006
Of Strength and Weakness by Santeira reviews
You are strong, far stronger than you yourself think… ShinoHina OneShot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Shino A., Hinata H. - Complete
Desperate Times by Rhylin Sweet reviews
On Team Gai's First mission, Neji loses his cool and Lee is on the recieving end of his pent up anger...And hormones...NejiLee
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Lee R., Neji H. - Complete
He Cares by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
[ONESHOT] Despite what others may say, he truly cares for her. He doesn't get to see her that often, so this is what he does to show his affections. [Implied Anko x Iruka.] [There needs to be more of this pairing.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Anko M., Iruka U. - Complete
Magic by saki-kun reviews
Don't dwell on the past and walk forward' is one advice for many, but Iruka just can't move on...without his parents. Christmas now seems different for him. Can someone change his heart? IruAnko! Oneshot! Christmas story special!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Iruka U., Anko M. - Complete
The Mission by thawrecka reviews
When Sakura finds herself attracted to Lee she decides something has to be done about it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Sakura H., Lee R. - Complete
Perfection by Araindil reviews
Tenten wants nothing less than absolute perfection, but sometimes, perfection is found in the strangest ways. More notes inside.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,659 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Tenten, Lee R.
How Shikamaru Became a Chuunin by Link and Luigi reviews
Every ninja in Konoha liked fighting a lot. But Shikamaru, who also lived in Konoha... did NOT.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Little Green Leaf by Ninja Shen reviews
...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,591 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
Of Youthful Passion and Local Butchers by wildcatt reviews
Neji is feeling deprived. Lee isn't helping. Tenten, however, is just plain confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Complete
We Call These Tweezers by FlamesEmbrace reviews
It was bad enough that to get Sakura's attention, Rock Lee would be forced to alter his Gaisenseiesque appearance and ruin what, to him, was the epitome of masculine beauty. But did he absolutely need to ask Neji for help? NejiLee, one shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,293 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Lee R., Neji H.
WeR4Jounins by Link and Luigi reviews
After playing with the computer voice, attempting to learn how to play minesweeper and failing to install two different games, the four jounins hooked the computer up to the internet and began surfing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
The Family Business by Silverlight reviews
Tenten and Lee discover Neji's deepest, darkest secret. Not all things are what they seem to be...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/29/2005
While you were sleeping by JadOo reviews
Ichimaru Gin pays a visit to the 10th division. Oneshot GinRangiku, with a little HitsuHina on the side.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2005 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Memories on the Wind by Silverlight reviews
Memory can be a double-edged blade. [NejiTenten]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2005
Take It All Off by Annwyd reviews
A lighthearted glimpse of the sex lives of personally dysfunctional ninja. AnkoKaka.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Anko M., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Rake by Link and Luigi reviews
Neji's got an ultimate defense, except when inanimate objects attack.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Neji H. - Complete
Me Time by Link and Luigi reviews
Even Neji has the right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Neji H. - Complete
A Helping Hand by Sessy-sama reviews
Hinata attempts to cook for her team, but only Shino can come. Navigating the kitchen may prove to be more of a problem than she thought, though. ShinoHinata Fluff! Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2005 - Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
A Snake in the Grass by Goldberry reviews
Nanao spends a moment alone with Gin and realizes just what sort of person he is. [Shunsui x Nanao]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2005 - Complete
Fruit Salad by Link and Luigi reviews
An unlikely quartet performs an unlikely activity. Yummy yummy
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Complete
The Legendary Violation Jutsu by Link and Luigi reviews
Temari seeks help from Misumi to teach her his legendary technique so she can finally transfer her love properly to the reluctant Shikamaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2005
Happy Hour by firefly reviews
Tenten, Lee, and Hinata take Neji out drinking to celebrate him becoming ANBU, and they find out firsthand that among the mean drunks, dirty drunks, and violent drunks...a crackpot drunk is the drunk of choice for Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Mr Jack Pots by Link and Luigi reviews
Kiba and Hinata had no idea that Shino would take a simple prank so seriously.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Kiba I., Shino A.
Five Pins by Dizzcity reviews
One-shot. The death of Tenten and Neji. [NejixTenten]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2641 - Favs: 6,278 - Follows: 400 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
January 10th by Link and Luigi reviews
Only Gai would know about this random holiday and subject the students to his insane celebratory rituals.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Complete
Discretion by Sinspawn Ammes reviews
Neji and Tenten fight themselves in an awkward situation after sparring...We know how these things turn out. NejixTenten oneshot, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/28/2004 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Hot Springs by Link and Luigi reviews
The four teachers have decided that their students are working too hard. So, just to show how kind and nice they are, they send them to a resort hotel with... hotsprings! Something is BOUND to happen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Complete
Surveillance and Concealment by teamgaifan reviews
Gai sends Lee on a special mission to track down Tenten. But as Neji finds himself following along, the situation unexpectedly takes a turn towards the embarrassing…Light one-shot, rated PG-13 just in case.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,958 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Complete
Naruto Primer: Lost Chapters by Link and Luigi reviews
More Chicken Soup for the Naruto Lover's Soul. But not really. Not a sequel, but a continuation. All of the chapters that weren't included in the original and MORE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 154,141 - Reviews: 2240 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/4/2004 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Complete
Naruto Primer by Link and Luigi reviews
Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 139,709 - Reviews: 2632 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 4,622 - Follows: 515 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Payback by aviatrix8 reviews
Esmeraude tries to peek at Dimando in the shower, and gets a bit of a surprise...
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Esmeraude/Emerald - Complete
A Night at the Palace by aviatrix8 reviews
Why a royal ball is never a good idea... Especially when the Black Moon family is involved.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Prince Dimande/Diamond - Complete
Rebirth and Renewal by aviatrix8 reviews
When the Black Moon family is resurrected, the Ayakashi sisters find themselves drawn back to the clan by a certain someone...
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Ayaskahi Sisters/Four Sisters - Complete
Truth or Dare by Quicksilver reviews
Written with Tellu. When the Black Moon Family gets together to play a game of Truth or Dare, EVERYONE loses....
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,583 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2001
Shop 'Til You Drop by Quicksilver reviews
Written with Tellu. Girls just wanna have fun, so when the Ayakashi sisters head to the mall for the day, everyone else will soon be singing ‘It's My Party And I'll Cry If I Want To.'
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,615 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2001
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Bottled Euphoria reviews
To him, she was bottled euphoria. Kira x Hinamori. 50 sentence claim for the 1sentence community at LJ.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2007 - I. Kira, M. Hinamori - Complete
Death and Taxes reviews
Poor Urahara only wanted to do his taxes... Urahara x Yoruichi drabble.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2007 - K. Urahara, Yoruichi S. - Complete
Due Punishment reviews
Ichimaru Gin finally returns to Seireitei, and a certain tenth division lieutenant ensures that he is duly punished. Drabble oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2007 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
With Your Body reviews
A battle scar ran the entire width of her lower back, and he thought it was beautiful. LeeTen oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,233 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Lee R., Tenten - Complete
The Day Konoha Turned Gay reviews
A crash thunder, a flash of lighting, and every guy in Konoha is suddenly gay. Will the kunoichi manage to, ahem, reverse this process... or will they lose their guys forever to homosexuality? Crackfic! Some Oocness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Tenten
Of Spandex and Shuriken reviews
The Weapons Mistress and the Green Beast? Hey, it could happen! LeeTen drabbles of varying theme and length. Drabble 7: Hormones and Electrolytes.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,208 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Tenten, Lee R.
Tenten's Rivalry reviews
Tenten's life literally turns to hell overnight. If a serious injury and upcoming chuunin exams weren't enough to worry about, she must now come to terms with her 'youthfully raging hormones' ! LeeTen, ShikaIno, and others. CH 6 Up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,381 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Lee R., Tenten
Neji Gets a Wedgie reviews
ONESHOT. Neji believes that women can't be ninja. But how does he react when Tenten boldly goes where no kunoichi has gone before?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
With Her Hair Down: 25 Truths About Team Gai reviews
Just that. 25 surprising and little known truths about Team Gai, inspired by the 20 truths format. Tenten centric and LeeTenish.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Tenten, Lee R. - Complete
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