![]() Author has written 7 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D, RWBY, Dragon Ball Z, Marvel, Fairy Tail, Justice League, Elder Scroll series, and Avengers. Hello, everybody! Kronium345 here! I like reading and writing fanfiction. ... That's it, really. Oh, wait. An update. Likes: Reading Writing Video Games Sparring and fighting Swimming Working out Comedy Shows Action Shows Dogs Comics Listening to music Dislikes: Racism Cats (no, neko girls in anime/fiction don't count) Ignorance Assholes Wasting my time Politics Feminazis People trying to make me care about things I don't care about Favourite Anime Characters: Rock Lee, Obito Uchiha, Sasuke Uchiha, Might Guy, Gaara, Madara, Vegeta, Trunks, Piccolo, Goku, Beerus, Broly, Roronoa Zoro, Laxus, Acnologia, Ichigo, Kenpachi Zaraki, Yoruichi, Aizen, Katsuki Bakugo, Esdeath, Leone, Bulat, Guts, Sairaorg Bael, Sirzechs Lucifer, Azazel, Alucard, Seras Victoria, Alexander Anderson, Gon Freecss, Killua, Arturia Pendragon, Gilgamesh, Medea, Attila the Hun, Saeko Busujima, Saitama, Genos, Bang, Garou, Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric, Roy Mustang, Kaneki, Yang Xiao Long, Blake Belladona, Sun Wukong, Jaune Arc, Mori Jin, Daewi, Mira Yoo, Naofumi Iwatani, Raphtalia, Jonathan Joestar, Joseph Joestar, Avdol, Dio, Speedwagon, Jotaro, Adam, (RoR) Zeus Hated (or Disliked) Anime Characters: Sakura Haruno, Kaguya Otsutsuki, Boruto Uzumaki, Hinata Hyuga, Chi-Chi, Orihime, Zeref, Mein, and Shirou Emiya. Neutral/Mediocrely Disliked Characters: Naruto, Natsu, Luffy, Issei Hyoudou, Izuku (as well as some of the 1-A students), Ruby Rose, Erza Favourite Book Characters: Hermione Granger, Fred and George Weasley, Lucius Malfoy, Voldemort, Charlie Weasley, Daphne Greengrass, Susan Bones, Neville Longbottom, Sirius Black, Tonks, Skulduggery Pleasant, Valkyrie Cain, China Sorrows, Gordon Edgley, Mr. Bliss, Fletcher Renn, Tanith Low, Ghastly Bespoke, Solomon Wreath, Alice Edgley, Kenspeckle Grouse, Billy-Ray Sanguine, Finbar Wrong, Darquesse, Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Thalia Grace, Jason Grace, Leo Valdez, Piper McLean, Nico di Angelo, Silena Beauragard, Charles Beckendorf, Rachel Elizabeth Dare, Hades (PJO series) Magnus Chase, Samirah Al-Abbas, Loki (Magnus Chase series), Alex Rider, Matt Freeman, Scott and Jamie Tyler, Richard Cole, Darren Shan, Larten Crepsley, Vancha March, Steve Leopard, Kurda Schmalt, Desmond Tiny and Harry Dresden. Hated (or Disliked) Book Characters: Ron Weasley, Dumbledore, the Dursleys, Draco Malfoy, Zeus (PJO series), Meg McCaffrey, Thurid Guild, and Debbie Hemlock. Favourite Game Characters: Kasumi (DOA), Mai Shiranui, Chun-Li, Ryu, Dan Hibiki, M. Bison, Akuma, Balrog, Ryu Hayabusa, Dante (DMC), Vergil, Trish, Lady, Nero, Sparda, Kratos, Atreus, Asura, Ezio, Altair, Spyro, Crash, Lara Croft, Shao Kahn, Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Kitanna, Sonic the Hedgehog, Shadow the Hedgehog, Silver the Hedgehog, Rouge the Bat, Knuckles the Echidna, Tails the Fox, Mario, Luigi, Pit, Dark Pit, Paletena, Link, Sora and Sephiroth. Hated (or Disliked) Game Characters: Ayane (DOA), Kyrie, Dante (DmC: Devil May Cry), Vergil (DmC: Devil May Cry), Amy Rose, Princess Peach and Princess Zelda. Onto other stuff... Favourite Anime: My favourite (or at least most liked) anime are: Naruto, DBZ, One Piece, Hellsing, Bleach, Highschool DxD, Highschool of the Dead, Hunter x Hunter, RWBY, the Fate series, Berserk, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Rising of the Shield Hero, Fist of the North Star, Tokyo Ghoul, JoJo's, Record of Ragnarok, Attack on Titan, Jujutsu Kaisen, and My Hero Academia. Hated/Disliked Anime: Fairy Tail (too much BS involved), God of Highschool (only because the anime turned me off from the series, until I read the webtoon), Boruto, Future Diaries [WIP] Neutral Anime: Demon Slayer, Black Clover, RWBY [WIP] Cartoons (because why not?) Ben 10: My childhood. Simple as that. Danny Phantom: One of the few shows that made me want to watch it again. Samurai Jack: I have no words (in a good way). Sonic X: One of my favs.. Pokemon: Meh. Generator Rex: Loved that show. Books: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Heroes of Olympus, Skulduggery Pleasant series, Demon Road series, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Alex Rider series, Power of Five, Darren Shan books, The Demonata, any other work by Darren Shan, Magnus Chase, Trials of Apollo, Lord of the Rings and Sherlock Holmes. All these are my favourites. If I had a hated book series, it'd be Twilight. Comics: Favourite Marvel Heroes: Spiderman (Peter Parker), Wolverine and Hulk Favourite Marvel Villains: Dr. Doom, Norman Osborn/Green Goblin and Magneto. Favourite Marvel Anti-Heroes: Ghost Rider, Punisher and Venom Hated Marvel Characters: Ironheart, Nazi Captain America, Cyclops and Red-Hulk. Favourite DC Heroes: Batman, the Flash (Barry Allen, Wally West is aight), Shazam and Green Lantern (John Stewart, but Hal Jordan's pretty cool too, I guess). Favourite DC Villains: Darkseid, Joker and Lex Luthor. Favourite DC Anti-Heroes: Lobo (Post-Crisis), Red Hood and Black Adam Hated DC Characters: New 52 Lobo, Captain Boomerang (more of a dislike than actually hating him) and Guy Gardener (again, more of a dislike) Favourite Image Comics Characters: Spawn, Witchblade and the Dragon. Don't really have a hated character there. Video games: Devil May Cry, God of War, Halo, Fallout, Tomb Raider, Mortal Kombat, Killer Instinct, Street Fighter, Jax and Daxter, Crash Bandicoot, Dark Souls, Call of Duty, Sonic the Hedgehog (yes, even '06, which was pretty good), Super Mario Bros., Super Smash Bros. and any video games on anime. TV Shows: Favourites (Current): Teen Wolf, Vampire Diaries, The Originals, The Witcher, Stranger Things, the Big Bang Theory, the Inbetweeners, Grey's Anatomy, Breaking Bad, Peaky Blinders, 9-1-1, Rick and Morty, Skins. Least Favourite/Disliked/Used to Like: Legacies, Agents of Shield, practically almost all of the Arrowverse shows, the Good Doctor, Riverdale. Favourite TV Characters (at least, from my list that stand out): Teen Wolf: Stiles, Scott, Argent, Theo, Sheriff Stilinski, Lydia, Peter. Vampire Diaries: Stefan, Bonnie, Caroline, Enzo, Katherine, Kai, Klaus, Silas, Elijah, Kol, Rebekah. The Originals: Klaus (see a pattern?), Cami, Marcel, Rebekah, Kol. Stranger Things: Dustin, Lucas, Eleven, Jim Hopper, Steve Big Bang Theory: Leonard, Howard, Stewart, Raj. Inbetweeners: Will, Jay, Simon, Neil, Mr. Gilbert. Rick and Morty: Rick, Morty, Summer, Beth, Bird-Person. Agents of Shield: Ward, Fitz, Jemma, Tripp, Bobbi, Lance Arrow: Oliver (in earlier seasons), Ray. Flash: Barry (in earlier seasons, and Season 6), Cisco, Caitlin, Wally, Joe. Least Favourite/Disliked/Hated Characters (and possible reasons why): Teen Wolf: Liam (just saw him as Scott 2.0), Allison (too basic), Gerald (lame-ass villain. Seriously, what the fuck was up with the last season), Jackson (bit dickish, but he was barely on, so he get's a pass). (Side Note: Favourite Teen Wolf Ships: Stiles/Lydia: Initially, wasn't a fan of it, and found it creepy and weird the first few seasons. However, after Season 3, I did like it after a while. The chemistry was good, and the signs - while minor - were there. Scott/Kira: Was cute, and had decent chemistry. I was a little sad that Kira left near the end, and eventually lead to Scott getting with Malia (which wasn't bad, just wasn't expecting it). Hated/Disliked Teen Wolf Ships: Scott/Alison: Didn't really see the chemistry much. Not to mention that, in Season 1, Alison was apparently the reason Scott kept in his bloodlust. A girl that you just had a crush on is strong enough to keep primal bloodlust in check, when other older, more experienced werewolves had trouble controlling themselves, and had either struggled with or lost themselves to the bloodlust, with no/weak anchors? Yeah, sure. Totally believable. Not to mention that the relationship itself had dampers, such as her mother dying when trying to kill Scott, her grandfather being a giant douche and trying to kill Scott, her wanting to kill Derek and his pack in the past... I just saw it as angst disguised in the relationship, mixed in with some love. Stiles/Malia: didn't hate it, just found it random initially. Not to mention that I felt it was more of a one-night-stand sort of thing, rather than seeing it as a long-term relationship. Lydia/Jackson: Jackson treated her like shit the first two seasons. Lydia/Parrish: Parrish was a good character, but I didn't really see him with Lydia, as - besides them being harbingers of death - had nothing else in common. Not to mention that the age gap (especially taking into account that Parrish is known by other names other than simply 'hellhound', implying that he's either more, or older than he is) makes it creepy. End Note) Vampire Diaries: Damon (portrayed as an irredeemable asshole and dick. Got his character arc messed up, and his redemption came too late for me to fully appreciate it. Not to mention his rapish/rapist tendencies against Caroline and that one chick in the later seasons. Also annoyed me when he became hypocritical and blamed Katherine for the way he was, when he previously owned up to his mistakes and still didn't give a fuck. Funny as hell, though, I will admit that. Had some badass moments, but meh) Elena (was essentially the Bella of the Vampire Diaries. Also, found her so fucking annoying in a majority of her scenes, and found her to be so self-centred. Not to mention that she did my man Stefan dirty) Finn, (so fucking boring, bland and forgettable) Lily Salvatore (found her dislikeable as a character and a mother. Seriously, you ditch your kids for some random Heretics, and blame the abuse of both Stefan and Damon solely at their father's feet? Yeah, no. Probably one of the many times that I'm annoyed that they made Damon feel regret at not giving a shit about her during her final moments, even if she did save his life) Esther (fucking hypocrite) Cade (cool set-up, but became boring in the end). The Originals: Hayley (I've liked her at times, but her character - for me - became ruined when she a) hasn't had how she betrayed the 12 hybrids in TVD in exchange for her family information brought up ever, b) is hypocritical when blaming Klaus for having numerous enemies and being a sociopath, which relates to the previous point. Not to mention that she turned her back on the Mikaelsons when they welcomed her into their home, for a family of wolves that not even known about her, and were strangers to her. Not to mention threatening Rebekah who wasn't fully under control, and was the one who fucking took care of your baby while you couldn't. Also, how the fuck was she able to take on fucking Mikael in the Other Side, when Klaus motherfucking Mikaelson fears him? Not to mention that she was able to take on and kill 11 - think it was 12 but can't fucking remember - witches, when characters such as Marcel, Klaus and Elijah have struggled to deal with multiple witches? Plot armour much?) Elijah (like Hayley, I've liked his character at times, but his hypocrisy when dealing with his murderous and psychotic tendencies really rubs me the wrong way, especially when he's lecturing Klaus. His nobility - while honourable at times - adds to this. While it makes him a complex character, his self-righteous nature just irritates me at times) Davina (she just annoyed me at times. I loved her introduction in Season 1, but as time flew, she just became a whiny brat) Finn (no surprise there. I think the only thing I liked about him was when his character was played by Yusuf Gatewood. Found him more interesting like that) Mikael (his only defining character trait was hating Klaus. While excellent in the grand scheme of things, it became bland when there wasn't anything else to add) Esther (no surprise again) (Side Note: Favourite Ships in TVD/TO/Legacies - because apparently this is important... Stelena: Easily one of my favourite pairings (I'd say favourite in TVD, but there are some problems). It's not perfect, and I'll say why: the whole soul-mate thing pisses me off for any relationship (in any fandom/real-life scenario, etc.) and kind of invalidates the whole set-up for the pairing, despite both thinking otherwise. Not to mention that I - initially - thought it so fucking creepy how Stefan is crushing after/dating a girl who is a carbon copy of Katherine, your vampire ex... still kinda do, but I got over it. Also, Stefan saving her from the accident off of the bridge and him not telling/informing her before when it was convenient rubbed me the wrong way. Not to mention that the act itself seems like she fell in love with what he did, not him... Despite that, I do like the pairing. After her parents' death, Elena felt dead inside, completely lost and alone. Until Stefan steps in and makes her want to live again. Both have risked their lives for each other, and Elena was essential in getting Stefan to gain control over his bloodlust, and vice versa for Elena getting her humanity back. Both also had their good traits complimenting each other. Not to mention that he always respected her choice. Forwood: It was a good pairing, one I genuinely liked. The only problem I had with it was the unfortunate end brought with the inclusion of Klaus, which is pretty much all of Caroline's fault. While I like her, she became a hypocrite upon sleeping with Klaus in the forest, the man who killed your boyfriend's mother and had him sired to himself. Reason is because she was trying to wave the red flags about Elena being with Damon (and rightfully so), who is a deranged psychopath. The same, however, could be said for Klaus (who I love, but still). Not to mention that it was with the man who put your boyfriend through hell. Kinda fucked up. Alaric/Jo (dunno the pairing name. Also drawing a blank on other pairings I liked in TVD): Simple and cute. Was kind of rooting for Alaric at this point, even if I felt it was rushed. Sadly, Jo died, so that sucked (as well it being ruined with the whole Gemini twin bit. That shit was so dumb...) Benzo: It was cute. Had me rooting for them in Season 8. Klaus/Cami: arguably the better pairing for Klaus, even if I like others. Reason I say this is because with the others, there's some angst involved that makes it slightly toxic, but also kinda slowburn. Can be seen in both a good and bad light. With Cami, however, it works because - outside of the Mikaelsons - she was able to properly understand him from a deeper perspective. Knew what made Klaus Klaus. She showed him the ideal man that he wanted to be, while also allowing for her to be toughened by dealing/being with him. Klayley: Kinda hypocritical due to the above pairing, but I do like them together, which sucks that they aren't canon. Initially, I was against them being together because a) the cliche of parents getting together due to the kid, and b) the angst. However, I found their chemistry, dialogue and interaction really interesting, and thought I could see some sparks fly between the two. I definitely could see them getting together if written properly. Marcel/Rebekah: sweet and pure, in a sense. Not to mention that Marcel was arguably the only man Klaus approved of for his sister (after a LOT of beef). They were also willing to fight Klaus for said love, and the lengths that they go to is extremely impressive (e.g. summoning Mikael), even if it did bite them in the ass. While it was annoying in later seasons of TO to see them going back and forth, I was so happy that they got together properly in the end, and appreciate that Marcel agreed to take the cure with her. Kol/Davina: Sweet, but simple. Started off a little weird, but meh. Elijah/Antoinette: I don't like this pairing THAT much. I just prefer it to Elijah/Hayley. Which says a lot. Hope/Landon: Again, I'm not a huge fan of this ship (or some of the Legacies ships in general). It's just better than the bunch, even if I got so bored of them together from Season 1. The later Seasons just crammed it down my throats and bored me to tears. Hated/Disliked Ships in TVD/TO/Legacies: Delena: I fucking hate this pairing. Stelena all the way! Ahem* No, but seriously... I do hate them together for a number of reasons. First, the fact that Elena gets with the guy who raped your best friend and never apologised, manipulated and raped another compelled woman (also, the fact that Vampire!Elena mocks Caroline for 'getting' with Damon pissed me off) is all but ignored is sending a really fucked up message to the audience involved. Second, he tried to compel Elena to kiss her, and tried to turn her against Stefan during them being together, and eventually succeeds (with the aid of the sire bond, which is another fucked up thing). Thirdly, he killed Jeremy, and didn't even notice the Gilbert ring. And yet, he's boyfriend material...? Not to mention this was done several times. Fourthly, tried to turn her into a vampire against her will. Fifthly, he killed Elena's friend (can't even remember his name) because Katherine posed as Elena and dumped him. Sixthly, their relationship literally revolved around sex. Fighting lead to sex. Arguing led to sex. Talking led to sex. Seriously, it says something when Damon acknowledges that their toxic together. Seventhly, Elena had to 'bend her morals' for him and turned herself into a shallow shell of her character when she was with Damon, essentially turning herself into a plot device for him. Silas - the fucking badass that he was - described it hilariously: i) "I mean...I don't mean to be a dick, Damon, but Elena and I have a history. Memories, laughs, ups and downs. It was a real relationship. I mean, what you have is just a one-night stand that was probably the result of the sire bond."(Season 4, Episode 19: "Pictures of You") ii) “Look, I get why you like her. I mean, I have a soft spot for brunettes, too. What I don’t get is why she likes you.” (Season 5, Episode 2: “True Lies”) iii) “They hate me for creating the immortality spell. And they know the anchor is the only thing standing in the way of me and my soulmate. And every love story needs that one thing that just keeps getting in the way. Kinda like you, Damon.” (Season 5, Episode 6: “Handle With Care”) The guy wasn't wrong. Bonnie/anyone not named Enzo: If only because they screwed Bonnie over multiple times, rather than them actually being bad. Alaric/Caroline: Was just too fucking weird. (The age gap can't really be commented on, seeing as how a majority of the vampires in the show range from being 100-1000 years old, and they get with teenagers). Plus, the whole Gemini twin thing that was involved practically ruined it for me. Tyler/Liv: Was just not a fan of Liv. Bonnie/Kai (this gets its own distinction from the aforementioned field): Don't really see the appeal that fans have. I love Kai, but I don't see them together. Especially considering the fact that Kai put Bonnie through hell, physically and mentally. Klaus/Caroline: mainly because I used to like them, until I realize now what a toxic relationship this was. Just excluding the fact that he tried to kill her and her friends numerous times, Caroline had had no problem with distracting Klaus so her friends can work on their plan to either incapacitate or kill Klaus, which I have problems with. Like, Klaus motherfucking Mikaelson, 1000 year old hybrid, having flings with different women, is somehow fooled by Caroline's attempts to distract him? My headcanon is that he was just humouring her, because there is no way he was fooled completely. Not to mention, Klaus had simpish tendencies towards her (which is why I preferred Klaus' relationships with other women) and turned a blind eye to her schemes. As well as the sex scene already mentioned. Elijah/Hayley: honestly one of the more toxic relationships showcased. Personally, I don't get why Hayley fell for Elijah (initially, I understood because he and Rebekah were the only ones kind to her at the start). In my humble opinion, I just saw it as Elijah fucking over Klaus' relationships (compelling Aurora and killing Tatia) again. Also, how the fuck was Hope going to distinguish who to call 'dad' if they actually stayed alive and got together? With Elijah being her uncle, and Klaus being her dad, and Hayley being the mom... It's just fucking weird. Not to mention that Elijah followed Hayley around and never called her out on her BS. Another thing that confused me was Hayley being horrified of Elijah once the Red Door's secrets were revealed, driving a wrench between the two. Bitch, you fucked Klaus Mikaelson, knew the family's reputation and attitude, hung out with Rebekah and was in the vicinity of Kol. How the fuck did Elijah's actions make you fearful of him, when he's as bad as his siblings (worse, if you count the hypocrisy)? Just a wedge to put up between the two for drama, I guess. Not to mention that he indirectly killed her, so yeah... Freya/Keelin: The most blatant signs of Stockholm Syndrome I have ever seen. Freya chained her up, exploited her for her venom, and tortured her. And yet, Keelin wants to be in the same room as her, let alone MARRY HER?! Bruh... it's just fucked up, as well as dumb. Stefan/Katherine: Just saw it as an obvious case of the whole soul-bond thing, which I don't like. Stefan/Caroline: I don't hate them together, but I really just saw them as friends. As well as the fact that I'm assuming that no one would've been left for Stefan after getting dumped by Elena. Practically any Legacies ship: Probably being unfair, but I'm just not a huge fan of the show, and thus its ships. End Side Note) Stranger Things: Billy, Mike (didn't really hate him, just a mild dislike), Max (did my boy Lucas dirty in Season 3) Big Bang Theory: Sheldon (while he had funny moments and scenes, he essentially is a giant dick and fucking crybaby throughout the show. Only in the very last episode of the show does he fully accept the support of his friends and loved ones... which was the lesson that they kept repeating throughout the ENTIRE FUCKING SHOW! Honestly, his act got old at this point. And I don't care if people keep saying he has autism or Asperger's. The former has never been confirmed, and the latter doesn't excuse his behaviour, since he's been called out on it numerous times, and has never learned. Young Sheldon just pissed me off even more when it showcased these exact same traits - here, he gets a pass since he's a kid) Penny (In earlier and later seasons, I liked her. However, in the middle, I didn't. Mainly because she became ungrateful to Leonard for essentially putting in the work in the entire relationship. Literally only offering her body to the advantages of the relationship, until she grew later on. Not to mention, she used and toyed with Leonard most of the time - he did too, but her actions are more noticeable) Bernadette (just found her voice to be so fucking annoying at times, and her attitude of being sweet but secretly mean didn't work for me, and made me dislike her more) Agents of Shield: Daisy (preferred her when she was Skye. Basically is considered May 2.0, and has an unlikeable ego a majority of the time), Coulson (a shame, since I liked him in earlier seasons, then he just became a bit boring for my tastes), May (boring af) Legacies: just dislike the show in general for me to group the characters I don't like. Seriously, the only reason I watched it was because I heard that Kai and Klaus were possibly making cameos/comebacks. So far, I'm fucking disappointed that Kai was killed off in a shitty manner after introducing him in Season 2(?) Still stole the show, though. The Good Doctor: my main gripe with the show is that - in my opinion - it's essentially the Shawn Murphy show, where he instantly solves a problem with solutions and methods that sound 'risky' but work in the end, and is given pity/scorn just because of his autism (which is considered an added bonus, and is also used as a shield when people question his habits and methods. I don't hate him, but that's how I feel. Movies: Ones I like: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson (I liked it, despite what others may say), Avengers 1 & 2, Captain America: Winter Soldier and Civil War, Batman v Superman, Wonder Woman, Deadpool, Logan, Suicide Squad, Spiderman: Homecoming, Black Panther, Guardians of the Galaxy 1 & 2, Spiderman Trilogy The Dark Knight, The Dark Knight Rises, Spiderman trilogy, X-Men movies, including Apocalypse, and Avengers: Infinity War. Ones I hate: Green Lantern, X-Men Origins, Tenet and Twilight. I'll put more when I can remember more. Ones I don't mind: Star Wars and Star Trek. Also, for those who want to speak to me when I'm not on fanfiction (or just in general) I've got a Discord account. It's under the name Kronium345#0791. You can send me a friend request if you want, or you can chat to me. Favourite Quotes: Might controls everything, and without strength, you cannot protect anything. Let alone yourself." - Vergil "I understand it all now! The true reason for my wrath! I could not stand it! There is always some fool who wants to rule the world! Always forcing others to do what they cannot do for themselves! That's why I pray to no one! Nor will I be prayed to! But above all else, I will never forgive you for making my daughter cry!" - Asura "It's not about loss... Strength is a choice. Fighting like hell to protect what's important. You threw away everything you ever had... No wonder you have no true power!" - Dante "Those fools... thinking they can defeat me with just this much! I don't need any help for. I. Am. WHITEBEARD!" - Whitebeard "THIS PARTY NEVER STOPS. TIME IS DEAD AND MEANING HAS NO MEANING. EXISTENCE IS UPSIDE DOWN AND I REIGN SUPREME. WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO WEIRDMAGEDDON!" - Bill Cipher "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." - Oppenheimer "I am Doom. Destroyer of worlds... what gods dare stand against me?" - Dr. Doom "The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois." - Gustave Flaubert Doesn't matter. There are only four rules you need to remember: make the plan, execute the plan, expect the plan to go off the rails, throw away the plan. Follow my lead and you'll be fine." - Leonard Snart, CW. English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!" - Jules Winnfield, Pulp Fiction. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein. Jimi Hendrix Deceased, Drugs. Janis Joplin Deceased, Alcohol. Mama Cass Deceased, Ham Sandwich." - Austin Powers |