Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.
We are gathered here today to celebrate the loss of Deranged Faerie.
Now, Deranged Faerie was an "okay" author. Nothing special. She wrote mainly for the Harry Potter fandom, and enjoyed slash/femmeslash greatly. There was usually no humor, but sometimes it did show up in her stories. Angst, however, was normally a main theme. Deranged Faerie herself is good to recommend a few tear-jerkers, if you ever need one. Deranged Faerie also welcomes any challenge she is given, in her words "Bring it on".
She wrote all sorts of pairings, not sticking to just a few. She liked to call herself unsquickable, althouth the Snape/Hermione pairing would send her into a mad rage.
Deranged Faerie enjoyed bands/singers such as : Dresden Dolls, My Chemical Romance, Greenday, Cher, Kelly Clarkson, and Papa Roach.
Deranged Faerie was madly in love with the actors : Alan Rickman, David Thewlis, Mattew Lewis, and Jason Isaacs.
We would like to thank those actors/bands/singers for attending this furneral.
It means so much to her, where-ever she is today.
Some of the foods here today are some of her favorates : Octapus, Chocolate Truffles, Red Jello, Vegitable Egg rolls, Shrimp, and Barba-Q ribs.
Accompaining these lovely foods are the drinks : Mello Yello, Chocolate Milkshake, and Welches Grape Juice, which is 100 real juice.
Now, we would like to thank you all for comming, let us rise in prayer.
Deranged Faerie, may you rest in peices, you will not be missed.
Death Certificate :
Name : Cheyanne
Alias : Deranged Faerie
Date of Birth : Sunday Morning, April 27th, year of 1991.
Date of Death : May 10th, year of 2005
Cause of Death : Starvation, Dehydration, Broken Heart, Insanity, The "delete" key
Place of Death : In front of the computer, her only friend.
Little Deranged Faerie was such an ugly one
Sitting in front of the computer never having any fun
One day she totally lost it, and pressed the wrong key
once she hit"Delete" she became a memory