Janet Martini de La Ley
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Joined 05-10-05, id: 811545, Profile Updated: 01-16-13
Author has written 16 stories for Detective Conan/Case Closed, Napoleon Dynamite, Harry Potter, Daria, Godzilla, Furi Kuri: FLCL, Spider-Man, and Night Court.

Disclaimer to all my work: I do not own any of the central characters I write about, but I do own the plot-lines.

I am 23 years old and married, no kids yet, with a Bachelors of Business Administration in Accounting. I love numbers, yet I also love to write! The majority of stories here were written while I was in high school, and I wish I had more time since I graduated college to write but life is busy right now. My heart, mind, and soul go into my work and I know it's not always the greatest (because I'm not aspiring to be the greatest writer of all time), but I do my best.

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In The Beginning There Was Darkness by SafirePhoenix reviews
Some amateur poetry. Read if you dare...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/14/2006 - Published: 5/29/2005
The Best Christmas Present Ever by rulerxofxnestleyland reviews
Harry disappeared for 6 months after their seventh year, and Hermione's in deep depression. What happens when he finally reappears? Fluff heaven
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Napoleon Goes to Hogwarts by The Alpacas in a Blender reviews
Napoleon Dynamite and Pedro become students at Hogwarts. Need we say any more? Thanks, everyone, for the reviews! We may change the title soon, so watch out.
Napoleon Dynamite - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,846 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 11/5/2005
Mother's Sacrifice by LiteraryLuminary reviews
Lily Potter's thoughts on the matter of her son's safety, both before and after Halloween of 1981.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
Octopus Jokes by Agent Silver reviews
If you’re not an Otto Octavius fan, I suggest you ignore this fic. These are funny “Ottophile” jokes, read them at your own risk!
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 5/7/2005 - Doc Ock/Dr. Octopus
A Writer's Craft by Secret Snoopy reviews
When you're lacking imagination, it sure helps when Harry Potter and the gang are there to inspire you!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Complete
Waited Too Long by The Meaning Of Haste reviews
After several reoccurin dreams Sirius has decided that it's past time to share his feelin gwith the one he loves. SBRL slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/2/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Life As I Know It by TWbasketcase reviews
One Shot After the detention Bender thinks over his life how it was and what it came to be.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Complete
Spiderman verses Doc Ock: The Utimate battle by Agent Silver reviews
Okay, a stupid title, but go ahead and read it! I'm sure you'll be surprised...Happy April Fools. Oneshot.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Doc Ock/Dr. Octopus, Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
An Ode to the Twilight Zone or How I am So Lonely by Mr. Sinestro reviews
A love story between me, the Twilight Zone, and a cup of coffee
Twilight Zone - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/8/2004
In Ten Years by La miseria y la muerte reviews
(Home Movies) It's been ten years since Brendon made his last movie with Jason and Melissa.
Home Movies - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/5/2004
The Surprise by shopgirl reviews
Joe has a big surprise for Kathleen
You've Got Mail - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/30/2002 - Published: 8/20/2002
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Dan's Addiction reviews
Something appears to have sent Dan on a downward spiral, but was he already that way?
Night Court - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012
Dan's Old Friend reviews
Dan is reunited with an old flame and catches up with her.
Night Court - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Complete
The Tetherball Tournament reviews
Sequel to 'Warriors'. Napoleon and Pedro create a tournament for their favorite sport at Preston High. Who will be crowned champion?
Napoleon Dynamite - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 5/10/2006
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Desire reviews
Slash. When Harry realizes that he has feelings for Cedric it starts a passion that overcomes the toughest obstacles, and not just the Triwizard Tournament.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,320 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/14/2006 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Fred reviews
Movieverse. A cat wanders into Doc Ock's pier and is adopted by the lonely man, but fate continues to be cruel to him.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
A Day in the Life of Naota reviews
Oneshot, as told by Naota. It's been five years since Haruko left. Naota is now 17, in high school, sleeping with Mamimi, and much more.
Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Complete
Monster Island Horror reviews
An old enemy comes back to make Godzilla's life a living hell.
Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,833 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Complete
A Simmering Wrath reviews
Lily helps Severus to get the Marauders for always picking on him. But, will he try to do more than just have a laugh?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,641 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Sonnets of Harry & Hermione reviews
Harry and Hermione's hidden love made into a sequence of sonnets.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/26/2005 - Published: 5/21/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
12 Days of Carnage reviews
Godzilla is making his yearly rampage, and each day he gives me 'presents'.
Godzilla - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
Twisted Sister reviews
Oneshot. Daria and Quinn receive some shocking news.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/16/2005 - Complete
Spontaneous reviews
Oneshot. Daria, Jane, Trent, and Tom do something abnormal in front of their peers at Lawndale High.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Complete
Warriors reviews
Napoleon and Pedro join the Rex Kwon Do Self Defense Program.
Napoleon Dynamite - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,197 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Complete
Jamie's Case reviews
Sequel to 'Conan's Choice'. Conan Edogawa turns 40, but not everyone wishes him a happy birthday.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 6/26/2005 - M. Sera - Complete
Conan's Choice reviews
Conan Edogawa is tired of having two lives and needs to choose between them: life as Conan or life as Jimmy Kudo. He made a choice and has to live with how it affected everyone Conan and Jimmy loved and cared about.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,585 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/14/2005 - Published: 5/13/2005 - M. Sera, Ran M. - Complete
Back to '82 reviews
Uncle Rico gets to go back to his high school times in 1982. Will his world be changed forever?
Napoleon Dynamite - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/22/2005 - Published: 5/18/2005 - Complete
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