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Joined 05-11-05, id: 811696
Author has written 9 stories for Firefly.

Should probably put something here...

...But I have no idea what.

GINORMOUS Farscape, Firefly, Babylon 5 & SG-1/SGA fan. Also love LOVE LOVE ANYTHING and EVERYTHING ever done by Adam Baldwin. I don't care how bad it sucked; if it has Adam it is, by default, perfect. Bite me.

Hello, my name is Michaelle and I am an Adamaniac. It's been 2 minutes since my last viewing of his work or reading of a fanfic. It doesn't matter when you read this, it will have only been 2 minutes since my last Adam contact. I love him and if he wasn't happily married with 3 children, I would stalk him and/or offer to birth him 100 FAT BABIES...all named Adam, of course.

Yes, as you can see here, I coughwritecough fanfic. Write? Well, if that's what you call it when a monkey is set in front of the computer keyboard and has at it, then that's what I do. Badly, in most cases. The ones you should reallllllllly be scared of I am sure to label as Crack. Like the Bellerophon one. Don't judge me. See what YOU come up with strung out on Vicodin.

I love Jayne/Anyone. Cause he is sexin' everyone on that ruttin' ship and you all know it. Jayne fic? If you write it, I will come. Er...wait. That's not what I...Oh hell, yes it is. I am a lousy liar. Actually, pretty much ANY FANFIC written with an Adam Baldwin character I will read...and I am working on writing a bunch of them too! Het, Slash, Threesome, Moregies...even Gen. shhhhh Don't tell anyone about the last one cause if anyone mentions it, I'll try and deny it. Particularly fond of Jayne/River (peeks at fics No! Reallllllly?), Jayne/Mal, and Jayne/Simon. When I write the last two they'll prolly have to be posted at the Adult Fanfiction site. Not sure if the Simon/Jayne one I did write, or the Mal/Jayne one I am NOW writing, will be anywhere but my LJ though...cause OMG soooooo dirtybadwrong. But that's why you love me, and you know it. Resistance is Futile but OH SO FUN TO BEAT DOWN.

Why yes, I DO love me some spanking/breaking/DOMsub/powerplay/ouch/youputwhatWHERE? fics. Be a doll and email me with yours. Kthnx.

Just discovered RPSfics too. For the noobs that would be REAL PERSON SEX FICS. Again, pretty much Adam with anyone and like Pavlov's dog, I'll come a-running. Or is that, I'll run a-coming? Either way...Adam/Nathan, Adam/Sean, and Adam/Summer are my faves (do I sense a pattern here) but I LURVE LURVE LURVE Adam/any JossVerse actor pairing fic. PARTICULARLY Adam/Christian. Oh, and Adam/David. And Adam/James. And Adam/...ah hell--just give me Adam and some hawtprettymansecks and I'll be in my bunk.

SG-1? Daniel/Mitchell ALL THE WAY. They are, my friends, The Prettiest OTP, EVAHHHHH.

I also make fanvids. You can see those, some of which I am particularly proud of, if you go to my LJ page (link below)--look over to the bottom right (scroll down if you need to) and click on "My Fanvids." Most are Farscape, but there is one River/Jayne vid (Rayne), one Mal vid (RSmile; it was the song that lured me, because I actually WANTED to do a Jayne vid, gorramit) and one Firefly/Farscape/SG-1 crossover (TIO for "Take It Off"--pretty much my way of oggling the 3 hottest men in the vierse in ONE SITTING. Oh, that'd be Adam, Ben Browder, and Michael Shanks). WARNING: "Sex" is an Adam vid and IS NOT WORK SAFE. Well, not unless you work at the Chicken Ranch (only Nevadans will likely get that reference) or work at an Adult Toy Store. Even then, I'd make sure no one was looking over your shoulder first; and should you find an audience--ask them if they liked it and if so, to email a comment . ENJOY boys and girls.

If you wanna know more about me, my fandoms, my life etc.:

Come see me at bugchicklv.livejournal.com

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Mystery Ship by Kaywinnit and Mal's Dead Whore reviews
A mysterious box appears on Serenity with mysterious contents and mysterious consequences.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,403 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 11/25/2003
Copper for a Kiss by Lady Cleo reviews
Alternate ‘Verse: When fate takes a turn and Simon is unable to liberate River from the Academy, Jayne finds himself accidentally rescuing the crazy girl from her tormentors.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,556 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/19/2005 - Jayne, River
Girl in the Cowboy Hat by Cannot Unsee reviews
An AU about River and how she gets to Serenity...RiverJayne...rated because of later chapters...I'm not really good at this summary...title change...i didn't like the first one
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 6/22/2005 - River, Jayne
Gravity by J. Maria reviews
The five steps it takes to find and realize what love is for two of Serenity's crew members. PostSerenity. Done for stagesoflove on lj.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,807 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/26/2006 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
A Mite Unpredictable by RingPrincess reviews
Set after Serenity, the life of the crew continues and changes as the past affects the present. Mainly Rayne or JayneRiver. Chapter Eight: To Hell in a Handbasket, things are starting off well in our latest venture, but as we know nothing ever goes smooth
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,876 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/25/2006 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Jayne, River
Baby on Board by J. Maria reviews
When one crew member aboard Serenity finds herself pregnant, the rest of the crew learns just what parenthood truly means.Later chapters may contain Serenity spoilers, and general spoilers for the series
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,174 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/23/2006 - Published: 10/20/2005 - River, Jayne
The Independent Groom by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Malcolm Reynolds was raised on a small ranch on the planet Shadow. His favorite pastimes were riding his horse and tormenting one of the indentured boys that worked there. SLASH, challenge story, based on The Princess Bride.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,586 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Mal, Jayne - Complete
Ballad of a Dead Man by Lela Bonita reviews
Drabble. One shot. Contains major spoilers for the movie as well as references to the show.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Complete
Quiet by Wrenn8811 reviews
WARNING: Big Damn Movie Spoilers! New Chapter Yaay, If anyone has suggestions for Chapt Titles please let me know Complete
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,347 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Jayne, River - Complete
Slippery by KateShines reviews
Kinda dark, kinda dirty. Jayne and River. Complete.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/30/2005 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Jayne, River - Complete
Elsewhere by KateShines reviews
Jayne and River bond, the crew gets a job, the weather's rotten. COMPLETE.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,084 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/9/2005 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Jayne, River - Complete
Moth to a flame by lindalove reviews
River's been snatched by the Feds. Jayne's got no choice but to get her back. Sorry re slow updates am applying for a new job!
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,240 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Jayne, River
Eye Of The Storm by Karanina reviews
River finds Jayne lifting weights in the cargo bay and has trouble distinguishing fantasy from reality.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/13/2005 - River, Jayne
It Doesn't Mean What You Think by Tazo reviews
They're just objects. But to someone, they mean the world. What do these objects mean to the crew, to the passengers, to those chasing them?
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2005
Once More With Feelin' by Vampbarbie reviews
Quiet at the back or you'll be heading for the special hell. A Firefly Musical. A bit of angst, lots of humour, song and fluff. What more could you want?
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,373 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/8/2005
Banannas are Evil Apples are Good by Wrenn8811 reviews
A little Rayne for everyone
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,509 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Jayne, River
A Boy Named Sue by lindalove reviews
After OIS, Jayne's plans to get rid of the moonbrained girl ends in many an unexpected consquence. This is a miniepic to link Jayne and River yes its long, but stick with. Complete!
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 55,396 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/29/2005 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Jayne, River - Complete
While Sleeping Mercenaries Lie by Lady Cleo reviews
River haunts Jayne’s dreams, literally. And delves into the psyche of the man that betrayed her on Ariel.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,493 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Jayne, River - Complete
Never a Normal Relationship… by Lady Cleo reviews
While setting down on Jayne’s home world things go from messed up to screwed up for Jayne, River, and the crew of Serenity.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,947 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Jayne, River - Complete
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The Seven Ways Jayne Got River Dead reviews
7 COMPLETED fics for the 7 Deadly Sins & Several Ways challenges at LiveJournal. Various lengths and ratings some Rayne, some very much not. Rated M just to be safe because of one in particular and not the one you think!
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
Once More, With Feeling reviews
AU ending for the episode Out of Gas. JayneInara
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Jayne, Inara - Complete
Sweet Revenge reviews
River didn't get away scott free when she snatched that roll off of Jayne's plate.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2006 - River, Jayne - Complete
Drowning reviews
River was drowning...
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/2/2006 - River, Jayne - Complete
Bugchicklv's RayneBaby! and RayneKid! Fics reviews
Just what the title says. RiverJayne fluffies. Mostly. NOT NECESSARILY CHRONOLOGICAL, so pay attention. Some LiveJournal fanfic100 submissions, in no prompt order. Rated G to NC17. Family Tree & Timeline will be in part 10.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,740 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/2/2006 - Published: 12/8/2005 - Jayne, River - Complete
Back to Bellepheron reviews
A job, some costumes, and one BIG DAMN distraction...
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2005
Hello Sexy reviews
Jayne's POV during the events that occur near the end of Serenity. PreRiverJayne. SPOILERS FOR THE BDM!
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Jayne, River
The Casino Job reviews
Fic started out as a few Rayne vignettes and quickly grew into a much larger story..one with a PLOT! The Serenity crew is hired, eventually, to do a job for a wealthy patron. M for Language, Violence & Sexual Situations..No chapter warnings. INCOMPLETE
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,382 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/19/2005 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Jayne, River
Redemption reviews
River knows that Early is here. She asks Serenity to let her handle things.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/3/2005 - River