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Joined 05-11-05, id: 811795, Profile Updated: 02-01-11
Author has written 3 stories for Series Of Unfortunate Events.

So it's been quite some time. I've since graduated high school and gone to college, and things have been...well, y'know. I've filled some holes and even updated my K/I! Look who's back again. As you may have already noticed, I've decided to change my pen name. So, with that, I've also decided...I shall reveal myself.

Name...Helena-Anne. If it's easier, I go by Annie.

Age...20. I'm an oldie now.

Address--Phone--Zip...Fat chance, dude.

Grade in school...UCF!

Email Address... No chance on this one, either. You're out of luck.

Hobbies...color guard, ballet, drawing, writing, reading, music, fashion, coffeecoffeeCOFFEE.

Favorite Books...Harry Potter, ASOUE (of course!), lots of other stuff

I needed to keep some of the mystery alive. XD

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Don't Let Her Get Away by MissVioletBaudelaire14 reviews
Quigley remembers when he met Violet on the Mortmain Mountains and how his feelings for her grew on that day. Becuase he was never good at explaining his feelings, he knows he has to man up and tell her, before she gets away. Used to be I Don't Regret It
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Quigley Q., Violet B. - Complete
Desperately Seeking Miss Violet Baudelaire by RightToRemainSilent reviews
Violet read the newspaper cut out again, and felt the hope rising in her chest.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Violet B., Quigley Q. - Complete
Unfortunate Events: A Parody by Royal Typewriter reviews
It's a parody, 'nuff said. R & R. New Miserable Mill chapter!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,347 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate Song Parodies by Scribbledydee reviews
The cast of the series team up to sing miserably about their woe. First up, Olaf gets down with ABBA! Please read and review!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 11/30/2007
Burn Scars by Hanna Squalor reviews
We know that the Baudelaires never argued with Esme ever again but what did happen to the woman trapped in the burning building? Here we join Esme in a mental institution.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Esme S., Jerome S. - Complete
The Wager by Hanna Squalor reviews
Esme and Olaf broke up but they still have to deal with one thing. Who gets the suite for the last night in the hotel? Esme and Olaf comedy. Warning for language and sexual references.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Count O., Esme S. - Complete
An Act of Randomness Part I by xdellaforex reviews
What would happen if All my favorite bookmovieTV show characters lived together in one mansion? HILARIOUS! have I ever let you down? RR! AN:I do not own these characters...except for me
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2006
What's Left of Klaus by snappleapple518 reviews
Klaus' thoughts upon meeting Isadora for the first time after she sailed away.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Klaus B., Isadora Q. - Complete
Trigonometry by silliana reviews
There are not one, not three, but TWO love triangles as the orphans get back on track after the Olaf incident, with the help of a bunch of teens bent on borrowing Shakespeare's plot points. REMOVED.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/24/2006 - Published: 2/10/2005 - Violet B., Duncan Q.
What's the Name of the Game? by RoeBoat reviews
Klaus recovers from his romance with Fiona with dire consequences. What secrets are he hiding from his friends and family? How much more trouble can they get him in? KlausIsadora and slight VioletQuigleyDuncan love triangle. COMPLETE.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,419 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 3/25/2005 - Klaus B. - Complete
Isadora's Book by redsoxfreak01 reviews
A series of poems about every topic that Isadora has written. Please R&R!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 7 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 9/1/2005
A New Love and A New Death by Sora of The Village of Sound reviews
Klaus Baudelaire is getting angrier until he finaly reaches breaking point with one of the last people he loves......................
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/23/2005 - Published: 11/3/2005
How to be a Mockingbird by nicoli-boli reviews
On the bus on the way to Prufrock, the bus came to an abrupt stop. My notebook slid off my lap and into the aisle. But as I reached down to grab it another hand grabbed it first. Boy did that start trouble... : oneshot
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Complete
I Have Good News! by Miss Pookamonga reviews
This is a commercial involving the Baudelaires and Quagmires. Yes, I'm sure you can guess what it's about! But, please, still read and review even though it is incredibly stupid!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Klaus B., Violet B., Sunny B., Duncan Q. - Complete
Dreaming of You by Hawkeye116 reviews
But we'll get through this, And it'll be alright. Thinking of you by day, Dreaming of you by night. [ZxK, OneShot, SongficPoemfic, with the song by me!]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Forever Yours by Mrs. H Potter reviews
When Klaus finds out that Isadora left, he also finds out something about someone he thought that he could trust. Klaus goes after Issy and tries to stop her from leaving. Klaus's point of veiw. Oneshot. Reposted.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 7/29/2005 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Complete
Not So Safe Place by Elphie Marky reviews
Sequel to Poetry Club! [complete] Takes place after book 12. The Baudelaires get to Hotel Denouement looking to be reunited with the Quagmires while avoiding Count Olaf and his troupe. R&R!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,256 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/3/2005 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Complete
Isadora's Story by October Petrelli reviews
Isadora tells what happend between her and Klaus at Prufrock Prep. Does Isadora like Klaus more than just friends or vise versa? I-I mean...SHE also tells about the OTHER problems we-I mean...the children encountered.(please R&R) Please don't smoke me!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,110 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 5/11/2005
When You Remember Me by Vie-Boheme reviews
Oneshot. He wouldn't lose her. He wouldn't let her go, but he knew as hard as he tried her mind could not be changed. He just wished he didn't have to say goodbye. Missing moment in TAA. KI
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Isadora Q., Klaus B. - Complete
Inspiration by Vie-Boheme reviews
One day, when classes are postponed at Prufrock Preparatory School, Isadora Quagmire finds inspiration for her poetry in a certain someone. KI oneshot
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Isadora Q., Klaus B. - Complete
Orphaned Thoughts by Elphie Marky reviews
Isadora and Klaus reflect on their feelings for one another. Both are one-sided, but mutual. R&R! [One-shot in two chapters]
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2005 - Complete
You Just Keep Me Hangin' On by RoeBoat reviews
A one-shot about how Klaus feels when Fiona betrays the Baudelaires, and how he learns to let go and find love in someone else. Isadora-Klaus
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Complete
Poetry Club by Elphie Marky reviews
When Isadora joins the poetry club at Prufrock, she gets nominated to go to a poetry school. She's only going to let one person stop her. Will he? KI. [complete]
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/12/2005 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Complete
It Must Be Love by Elphie Marky reviews
Oneshot during TAA. Isadora&Klaus. r&r plz.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
I Melt by Elphie Marky reviews
One-shot during TAA. IsadoraKlaus. R&R.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Complete
Sharing the Shack by Elphie Marky reviews
Two new orphans come to Prufrock, forcing the Baudelaires to share the Orphan Shack. When Klaus becomes friendly with Wendy, will Isadora's jealousy jeopardize their friendship? Klaus&Isadora and some Violet&Duncan. Read and review please! [Complete]
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2005 - Complete
Don't Speak Part Two by yeahyeahyeahno reviews
Klaus and Isadora are left to themselves in the Orphans Shack, and when the shack is rockin', don't come a'knockin'...
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2004
Hands Clean by ZAPBETH reviews
Songfic to Hands Clean... Isadora is nothing without Klaus... maybe... bad summary!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/3/2004
I Just Want You To Know Who I Am by KittyWillow reviews
My first songfic! To Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls. Isadora and Klaus, TAA, sorry but not mushy. R and R
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/14/2004
The Terrible Triumph by A.Bicksler reviews
The events leading up to the Orphan's and the Triplets capture. Chapter 4 UP. PG-13 for some violence, and some naughty language. oops....
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/11/2004 - Published: 12/30/2003
Here With Me by Hermione Baudelaire reviews
Michelle Branch post-TVV songfic. IsadoraKlaus of course, what else is there to expect from me? Poor Isadora and Klaus. They're sad...Make them happy with a reveiw. It's the least you can do...I have NO IDEA what happened to this fic, I had to re-post it.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2004
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Isadora's Diary reviews
Here we go! Something crazy's in the works, though, now that our famous couple has realized itself...what is it? You'll have to read to find out!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,090 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 11/7/2005
The Missing Moment reviews
A bizarre sequence of oneshots based off of the missing moment at the end of TAA. Will include: Adaptations of Whose Line Is It Anyway's Questions Only game, 90 Second Alphabet game, and a chapter written entirely in Igpay Atinlay. Enjoy!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 11/29/2007
Bohemian Rhapsody, Unfortunate Style reviews
Listen to the song! Read it! Love it! Review it! Please? I wrote this for you in Chemistry 'cause I couldn't get this song out of my head. My 1st songficish thing. Enjoy!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Complete
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