Name ~ Jaimin
Hair ~ white blond
Eyes ~ green
Height ~ 5’7
Age ~ Old enough to know better, young enough not to care.
And Shakespeare wrote on many things in plays and poetry,
But truer words he never wrote,
Lord what fools these mortals be.
Favorite Quotes ~
I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter. - My friend took one look at this and decided it was my motto
Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats. ~ Howard Aiken
Heaven kicked me out. Hell was afraid I'd take over.
We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.
War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.
To err is human; to really foul things up requires a computer
Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity...and I'm not even sure about the first one. ~ Albert Einstein
Men stumble over the truth from time to time, but most pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened.~ Sir Winston Churchill
You can't say that civilization doesn't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way. ~ Will Rogers
Often, the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth. ~ Mark Twain
The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his. ~ George S. Patton
Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. ~ Henry Brooks Adams
Committee- a group of people who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done. ~ Fred Allen
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. ~ Elbert Hubbard
There are 3 kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those of us who wonder WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. ~ Elayne Boosler
That which doesn’t kill you...will probably try again
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. ~ Solomon
There is not a shred of evidence in the universe to support the theory that life is to be taken seriously.
Life is like waking up hung over to find a corpse in your bathtub. You don’t know how it happened but it can’t be good.
Dear lord, please give me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they annoyed me.
I can resist anything, except temptation. ~ Oscar Wilde
Rule #1 of Marriage- If she isn’t happy, he isn’t happy. And if she isn’t happy long enough he’s left with half his stuff.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. ~ Herm Albright
Commit the oldest sins in the newest kind of ways. ~ William Shakeshpeare
In victory you deserve champagne, in defeat you need it. ~ Napoleon
Please don't tell my mother I'm a politician. She thinks I play piano at a whorehouse.
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
Hell is empty. All the devils are here. ~ Shakespeare
Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned. ~ William Congreve
Women are meant to be loved, not understood. ~ Oscar Wilde
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