Hastur
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Joined 05-11-05, id: 812075, Profile Updated: 03-29-15
Author has written 15 stories for Hannah Montana, Wizards of Waverly Place, My Little Pony, Jessie, Gravity Falls, and Mad Max.

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Principles by lonewonderslove reviews
A mother's concern about the relationship between her son and daughter has unforeseen consequences. Justin-centric. "If I go back on what I believe, who will I become?" Slow burn Jalex.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,966 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 6/24/2009 - [Justin R., Alex R.]
Bad Book by Sandalaris reviews
She knew that no good could come from reading.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,939 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
il suo cuore è il cuore di myr by omens reviews
Maybe these people, who clearly love her, can help. Justin/Alex
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,495 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Alex R., Justin R.
One Word by krisella reviews
It's epic. A story of its own. Just one word:
Pong - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
Unnoticed by Harpiebird reviews
Alex/Justin. Max keeps their secret.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Cinderella and Prince Charming by Harpiebird reviews
Alex/Justin kinda. Harper/Justin one-sided. The results of who's who in the new play.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Alex R., Harper - Complete
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Rise of the Doof Warrior
Coma was a young boy when his mother was killed by raiders. Joe took him in and molded him into the Doof Warrior, and he then swears vengeance on those who killed his mother. ...don't take it too seriously.
Mad Max - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2015
Breaking the Chain reviews
Yeah yeah, everyone is writing a Dipifica set right after Northwest Mansion Noir, but in my defense this isn't the story I set out to write, just the one that came out.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/22/2015 - [Dipper P., Pacifica N.] - Complete
21 reviews
Jessie is broken-up with the night before her 21st birthday. Bertram ends up consoling her and finding out what kind of drunk she is. They both realize what they actually mean to one another.
Jessie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Jessie P., Bertram - Complete
Adventure in a Strange Land reviews
Looking for a break from all the incest in this section? Keep looking! Alex and Justin go on an adventure, accidentally. It will bring them closer if they can survive one another! Jalex.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,714 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Alex R., Justin R.
Spike's Audience reviews
Friendship is Magic! Spike visits Princess Celestia for a much-needed pep-talk.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2011
Easter Ho! reviews
Justin and Alex, having already saved Christmas and Halloween, move on to save Easter. A Jalex, third in a series, but a little stranger...
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,904 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Loophole reviews
Jerry finds a loophole in ancient wizarding law that might allow more than one of his kids to keep their powers. But it comes at a price. Will Justin and Alex be willing to pay it? Oneshot, complete, and a really predictable twist.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Pumpkin Up the Party reviews
Sequel to "Have Yourself a Merry Little Incest", just as dirty. Now with 98% less bestiality! Justin and Alex save Halloween! Jalex. Duh.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,428 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Alex R., Justin R.
Confession reviews
Justin Russo thinks of himself as a good Catholic, and good Catholics go to Confession. Of course, good Catholics aren't in love with their sisters, either. Jalex.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Have Yourself a Merry Little Incest reviews
The dirtiest thing ever written by Hastur, and possibly the funniest. Irreverent, vulgar, sophomoric, etc. M for language and incest. Now with explicit sexual content! Justin and Alex save Christmas by realizing that they love each other. Jalex, huzzah!
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,717 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Justin R., Alex R.
It was her reviews
Justin realizes the girl he loved was there all along. Jarper with a twist I think you'll like.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,870 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Justin R.
Diaries of an Anarchist reviews
A strange adventure with subtle Jalex angst. No idea where the idea for this one came from. T for language and violence.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2009
Family Secrets reviews
All families have secrets. Some graver than others, some more than others. Eventual Jalex. Rated T for themes and mild language. Kelbo is depressed - but why? And what does that have to do with Justin and Alex's undeniable budding relationship?
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,042 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Wizards of Waverly Place: The Backstory reviews
Ever wondered how the Wizards of Waverly Place universe works? Or another related show's? This story explains likely reasons to connect certain apparent contradictions and discontinuities! Now with more Jalex!
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,144 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009
Switch and Bait reviews
Justin loves the singer Mikayla, and Alex thinks this means something about their relationship. She hatches a plan to find out, and hilarity ensues. A WoWP HM crossover and possibly Jalex. Totally depends on your reading of it
Crossover - Hannah Montana & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,897 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Mikayla, Alex R. - Complete
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