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Author has written 12 stories for RWBY, Gravity Falls, Red vs. Blue, Doctor Who, One Punch Man/ワンパンマン, and Steven Universe.

Hello there, Bomberguy789 here, and to anyone that's bothering to read this, thanks for checking out my story! If not, why are you here? I know I read the story before checking out the authors. Anyway, I hope I can keep you guys relatively entertained.

I like the shows One Punch Man, Steven Universe, Star vs the forces of evil, RWBY, Ok K.O., Rick and Morty and Gravity Falls. And a lot of other ones that would take too long to mention.

Repost this if you're the kind of guy who spends thirty seconds looking at "repost this" messages, 2 minutes skipping past all of them, and 1 minute getting really fucking annoyed when they barely have any stories even though you know they probably spent hours on their "repost" messages. Whenever I see them, I just think "OH MY GOD I GET IT ALREADY, CAN I PLEASE STOP READING WHAT I ALREADY KNOW AND WHAT EVERYONE TELLS ME ALL OF THE FUCKING TIME!!!.

Just had to get that off of my chest.

Quotes that succeed at telling you things you already know:

"Some day, I think I might just succeed in finding an inspirational quote that doesn't tell me something I already know. Until then, however..." - Me, 13/03/2018

"You either live forever, or die trying." - my older brother, I think on the 9/03/18

"Do you ever wonder why we're here?" - Private Simmons, 1/04/2003

"Don't worry, we're still flying half a ship." - Obi-Wan Kenobi, 19/05/2005

”Now do you want to keep arguing pointlessly and get nothing done, or do you want to start acting like the real United Nation?” -Seymour Skinner, some Simpsons episode I can’t remember.

"People change and darker habits fade away, our current self may bear no resemblance to the hero we will one day be viewed as." ~ Phantomlink959 30/10/2015 - I don’t know if this will still look highlighted after the edit, but that’s because (of all places) I found this on the discussion thing on the RWBY wiki underneath “Cardin Winchester - history.”

”Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue” - Amy Pond, 26 June 2010

You're still here? Huh. Now that IS surprising.

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The Time of the Ancient Mariner by Our Pale Companion reviews
With the fall of Gondolin, Elvish power in Beleriand is almost extinct. Morgoth controls the North, and it's only a matter of time until the Mouths of Sirion are decimated by his hordes. But into this hopeless situation falls a madman in a box...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,977 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/13/2023 - Published: 1/15/2015 - 12th Doctor, Eärendil
Time And Time Again by ObligatoryCoolName reviews
Life was happy. Key word: Was. As life for me was short-lived, that is until I was given a second chance at life. Now I am trapped in the harsh world of Remnant, a world full of feuding gods, the Grimm, and an interdimensional war. Sounds wonderful. Yet... in the end, a single pawn, unknown to the enemy, might be enough to change the world. (SI-OC.)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 96,389 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 10/7/2018 - Published: 2/26/2017 - OC
Requiem by SS Purple reviews
Set 10 years before the events of RWBY, this FanFic tells an original story of two teams within the RWBY universe.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 143,999 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/8/2018 - Published: 4/20/2017
Jaune Arc, Kingsman Agent by A Silver Dolphin reviews
His grandfather was a legendary Huntsman. His sisters were rising stars, the huntresses of tomorrow. He failed the Signal entrance exams. He couldn't wield a sword to save his life. But he had potential. Enough for Remnant's Secret Service to notice.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,882 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 2,534 - Follows: 2,877 - Updated: 12/19/2017 - Published: 1/9/2016 - Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
The Mystique of Jaune Arc by Korzark reviews
Jaune has picked up a bit of street magic in his spare time and is eager to make his name in the world, both as a huntsman and as a performing artist. But for some reason, strange things are happening around him. Why are hunters scared of him when he shows them a simple card trick? Why does Ozpin keep giving him a strange look? What's a Maiden and who's the old wizard?
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,558 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 1,208 - Updated: 12/5/2017 - Published: 2/23/2017 - Jaune A.
Aladdin AU by Dex Cipher reviews
A whole new world...
Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,761 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/28/2017 - Published: 5/15/2017
Hit me Like a Truck by roo15 reviews
"If you have anything to say for yourselves, please speak now. Or forever hold your peace." "I, Puri-Puri Prisoner do hereby take, the S Class rank 14, Genos also known as Demon Cyborg to be my lawfully wedded husband." The buff man stood up. "HELL NO!" said cyborg readied to incinerate the man. My take on what happened after the Garou battle.
One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 138,517 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/17/2017 - Published: 4/21/2017 - Saitama, Tatsumaki, Zombieman, Fubuki
Sacrifice by JC of the Corn reviews
ONE SHOT: With nothing else left to do, Jaune turns to the only option he has left. V3E12 spoilers, Doctor Who xover
Crossover - RWBY & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/18/2016 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N. - Complete
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An adventure awaits reviews
Ruby was minding her own business, planning an adventure for her second term at Beacon. But an even better one finds her in an alleyway...
Crossover - Doctor Who & RWBY - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/9/2018 - 9th Doctor, Ruby R. - Complete
Basically Justin Y reviews
There's one guy in the RWBY fandom that is more or less Justin Y. This is the story of how that became an actual crack story about Ozpin and Salem.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2018 - Ozpin, Salem, Tyrian C.
Pretty much useless reviews
There are so many OP Jaune or "trained Jaune" or "super strong semblance Jaune" fics out there that probably only exist because Jaune is an underdog, and people want Pyrrha to live. I'm going to tell you how useless that all really is up until AFTER Pyrrha dies. Then again, unless he's supposed to be stronger than a fully trained huntsman, even that won't make much difference.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/19/2018 - Complete
A new take reviews
You've seen every kind of gamer story ever created (a number that can be counted on one hand)and let's face it, they really aren't that good. If I'm honest, this isn't that great either, but the difference between this and every other gamer fic out there? My character doesn't have a gamer mind or body. And he isn't fine with dying, or coming back.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2018 - OC - Complete
Shopping Vibes reviews
Whether he's going out shopping or doing his daily hero patrols, Saitama has a knack for confusing... just about everyone he meets. Strange, given how blunt he is, but people always look for the deeper meaning in his words, or use them as an excuse for a fight. Summary possibly still pending, but I think this works.
Crossover - RWBY & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,826 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 4/3/2018 - Published: 7/26/2017 - Velvet S., Team CRDL, Raven B., Saitama
Not a chance reviews
See, usually when some SI or OC from Earth arrives, they have the time to make a difference, maybe change the timeline if they want to or do so by accident. But what if you arrived too late? This is my take on the popular cliche.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2018
How old is he? Also known as Premium Red
This will be split into two parts. Part 1 is set just before season 15, when Carolina and Wash find out just how old really Sarge is, and Part 2 is when Sarge, after returning to his prime, challenges both Tex AND the Meta to a spar. Want to know how? Simmons is more than willing to explain.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,035 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/1/2018 - Carolina, Sarge, Tex/Allison, Wash - Complete
Could have been better reviews
It couldn't get much worse for this poor bloke. He was misunderstood by all he met because of his looks, and he sometimes struggled to understand himself. This wasn't surprising, considering he had become a Grimm. But he wished that would change.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,847 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/3/2018 - Published: 10/2/2017 - OC, L. Ren, Nora V.
All that remains
Just a story idea I had. Based entirely off of Coeur Al'Aran's Not this time Fate, so if you use this then you NEED to ask for his permission. If you want to, then read on! If not, then take not: If you can no longer see when you close your eyes, then don't worry - it's perfectly natural!
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2017 - Complete
A Huntsman's end reviews
When Ren turned thirty, he knew he had to get the gang back together. So he invited them all to their hometown to try and complete their 10 year old challenge called the golden mile, in which they drink in every pub in town. However, something isn't right, other than a crashed out drunk Ren. Prepare for annihilation, the JNPR way. The only RWBY crossover with The World's End!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2017 - Weiss S., Cinder F., Team JNPR, Salem
Story idea reviews
This is a crossover idea I've had for a while. It is, in my opinion, the easiest way to link Gravity Falls, Steven Universe and SvTFoE
Crossover - Gravity Falls & Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/8/2017 - Published: 8/7/2017 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Garnet, Steven U.
Almost alone in strange lands reviews
I fell into this world by accident, and have to endure some of the worst things it can throw at me. Besides, I have to survive. Someones got to take care of her, and since no-one else will, I guess that person's going to have to be me. SI
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,687 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/3/2017 - Published: 2/21/2017