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Hi! I mostly created this account to bookmark random stuff.

Books I can remember I read and liked, some from a pretty long time ago: Artemis Fowl (series), Percy Jackson (series), The Girl of Fire and Thorns (series), Harry Potter, The Last Unicorn (despite the cheesy title, it's amazing), The Book Thief, Unwind (series), Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, any fiction by Bradbury, Ender's Game, On the Jellicoe Road, Station Eleven, anything by John Green, the Chronicles of Narnia, Peter Pan (even the related Starcatchers series), Catch 22, The Mysterious Benedict Society (series), and more.

Books I want to read, or probably should: The Handmaid's Tale, Oryx and Crake (and more of Atwood's books since I enjoyed her poetry so much), the Tillerman Cycle (started that series a long time ago, but the library doesn't have all the books), I Am the Messenger. Too many to list.

Books I have the pleasure of disliking: Twilight series, Matched series. I like main characters who, I don't know, aren't boring and stupid (unless this is intentional).

Although school makes it difficult to stay with full-length books, I do enjoy short stories. Hence this account.

I think my interests could mostly be classified as science/speculative fiction (and maybe a little bit of horror and humor), but I have favorite books scattered across all genres. Feel free to recommend a book or story you really really enjoyed; I always like suggestions. It just might take me a while to get to them.

Other than reading, I also like gardening, fiddling with HTML, biology, and swimming. And pasta.

Well... so long, and thanks for all the fish! (Did I forget Hitchhiker's Guide?)

CurrentlyJust thinking. About Heroes of Olympus. (I'm a few years late on this...) It got wrapped up in a hurry of a happy ending, and even though it was sweet and everything, I didn't entirely buy the whole "everyone is now good in perfect couplehood" sappiness. And what I maybe most took issue with was Leo and Calypso getting together with no problems at all, because I'm biased and Leo is one of my favorite characters and it felt cheap. Calypso's the daughter of Atlas; she used to be immortal; she was cursed to fall in love with whatever hero ended up on her island—including Leo. She's off the island and just decides to be a "normal" teenager again with no catch to it at all. It's cute. But honestly I was hoping for a little more drama to it, for her to leave because she doesn't want to give up her immortality, maybe, though I guess that would mean too much time to spend developing Leo's character instead of just blasting him with people who reject him without a second thought. (Meanwhile Reyna putters around like an empty plot device. I'm totally a Reyna/Leo shipper. It still hurts.)

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Reminders by Qoheleth reviews
How beauty entered the life of the Community, and what came about as a result.
Giver - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,226 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Katharine
Noble Heart by Rocket Axxonu reviews
While Artemis's mind is still crippled with Atlantis Complex, an old enemy rises again. But this time she intends to entangle a master of deceit in a new deception that will turn the world against him. A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 123,008 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/23/2022 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 117,758 - Reviews: 7934 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 5/1/2020 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Severus S., A. Sinistra - Complete
By Baker Street Station, I Sat Down and Wept by Deco reviews
Petunia Dursley has trouble: she's lost her family, she's going crazy, she can do magic (but not always), her suitors are a mixed bag (operative word) & people keep trying to take her children away from her. They should be very afraid. (Not only a) Double Severitus. WARNING: Not what you expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 142 - Words: 555,365 - Reviews: 4295 - Favs: 2,385 - Follows: 2,677 - Updated: 3/31/2019 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Petunia D., Dudley D.
Devil You Know by rebecca-in-blue reviews
"Eponine had heard the old saying, the devil you know beats the devil you don't. Her father was the devil she knew." Eponine growing up, and her life growing worse.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,490 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/27/2018 - Published: 2/2/2016 - Thenardier, Madame Thenardier, Eponine, Marius Pontmercy - Complete
Farrago by B.C Daily reviews
A medley of unconnected drabbles focusing on James and Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 35,676 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 1/30/2018 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A Third of Life by HecateA reviews
In which insomnia is the worst, and Sally Jackson is the best. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,730 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 88 - Published: 1/15/2018 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Sally J., Paul B. - Complete
Seeing Red by Bumbledbee reviews
Group projects: only bearable if you get to choose your group. And Rose Weasley definitely did not choose to be in a group with bad tempered Scorpius Malfoy, pompous Fenton Fawley, and her ex-boyfriend Roy Wilden. This can only end in tears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,246 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 1/7/2017 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Conversations Over Tea by Erisah Mae reviews
Semi-connected oneshots about a genderfluid!Mulan having different conversations over tea. Contains implied past slash, gossip, and people getting their facts wrong.
Mulan - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,285 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 9/14/2017 - Published: 2/10/2016 - [Mulan, Shang] OC - Complete
Ananke by Eunike reviews
19-year-old Lily Evans finds herself mysteriously in the future, a world she no longer recognizes. With no one else to turn to, she goes to her old friend Severus for help and sets out to fix the past. What will Severus do when the love of his life returns to him? [SS/LE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 201,232 - Reviews: 1941 - Favs: 1,762 - Follows: 1,437 - Updated: 8/22/2017 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Sparks Fly, Tires Skid by orchidvines reviews
Elizabeth and Darcy meet at the scene of a car crash. They do not politely exchange insurance information. Modern AU. Completed.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 2,478 - Follows: 1,132 - Updated: 7/21/2017 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
A Beautiful Bittersweet by shaadiaThePrincessOfWeird reviews
A story can have a happy or sad ending. Sometimes, when they're both, victory is often bittersweet and the tears of war roll down past smiling lips. Drabbles with genres like the title suggests, but not overdosed angst or painfully dark. A/H with some twisted plans for revenge, a bit of muttered humor, feasible plots and the sweet, sweet scent of grass and citrus.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,953 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/19/2017 - Published: 9/18/2015 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Hope by Stelra Etnae reviews
There was an old man in the park with a thousand-yard stare, staring out at the ducks as if there was some scenery that no one else could see. This is a story where the innocence of a child meets the lingering regret in an old man's heart; a story of redemption, and new beginnings. A story about family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/26/2017 - Andromeda T., Teddy L., Lyall L. - Complete
Clouds in my Coffee by Forever Day reviews
He was a boy. She was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious? / Holly Short is an overworked, underpaid barista at Root's hipster coffee shop. Artemis Fowl the Second is a reluctant student in search of "proper" coffee. Cue the Coffee Shop AU.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,965 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/27/2016 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] Butler, Trouble K. - Complete
King of Serpents: Game of Shadows by karatemaster101 reviews
There can only be two sides to a game of chess, unless someone plays on both sides at once. Another genius villain joins the mix, throwing the already delicate balance of powers on its side. Three of the greatest magical beings pitted against one another in deadly trials, only one can emerge victorious, and no, this isn't the Triwizard Tournament we're talking about.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 109,761 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 11/20/2016 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr., Artemis F., Opal K.
Unrequited by martianhop reviews
Albus Dumbledore has a type. Minerva notices.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/3/2016 - Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
The Proposal That Artemis Fowled Up by miss-coverly reviews
The tale of Artemis asking Holly to become his "business partner"... although Artemis is probably the first person to phrase a marriage proposal that way. Featuring unwanted but desperately needed help from Myles and Beckett, the Butlers, and all of your favorite friends from under the world! Post TLG, A/H.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,245 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/26/2016 - Published: 8/25/2016 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For by The Necroposter reviews
What if Breaking Dawn wasn't a Mary Sue fantasy, but a story with a plot, character development, and consequences? What if Bella's transformation actually was a sacrifice, and not only her getting used to an alien body was a challenge, but also staying alive in a world filled with enemies? Find out how a naive, selfish girl grows up and copes with the biggest mistake of her life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 237,700 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/24/2016 - Published: 9/24/2015 - Bella, Irina, Jacob, Leah - Complete
Back to the Start by BookkeeperThe reviews
Draco doesn't have the best reactions when things don't go his way. Or, arguably, he has the best one of all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,197 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 12/10/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.]
Career Advising Session by Anon Of The Sea reviews
Career advising session, Artemis Fowl and his head of house.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/30/2016 - Complete
Stockholm's Storyteller by miss-coverly reviews
When something is broken, you fix it. And she'll fix this broken boy - even if it's the last thing she'll ever do. A macabre twist on Holly being the narrator of the books. AU.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/13/2016 - Holly S. - Complete
Teacher, Death Eater, Soldier, Spy by hiddenhibernian reviews
Beware of Slytherins, even if they're bearing gifts. Especially if they're bearing gifts, as Professor Granger finds out to her cost.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,330 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/9/2016 - Published: 8/5/2016 - Complete
Above the Sea by Collie Parkillo reviews
Jack and Roger have something like friendship. Post-novel.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/30/2016 - [Jack M., Roger] - Complete
A Star for Every Wanderer by slightlysmall reviews
"What did happen with you and Dad at Hogwarts? You said Nana and Papa Weasley and Gramma and Granddad Malfoy used to hate each other. Then one day you and Dad got married. That's all you've ever told us. What happened in between?" This is that story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,642 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/3/2016 - Published: 5/8/2013 - [Scorpius M., Rose W.]
Petrification Proliferation by White Squirrel reviews
What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,020 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 7,974 - Follows: 5,612 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
I Know Not, and I Cannot Know--Yet I Live and I Love by billowsandsmoke reviews
Severus Snape has his emotions in check. He knows that he experiences anger and self-loathing and a bitter yearning, and that he rarely deviates from that spectrum… Until the first-year Luna Lovegood arrives to his class wearing a wreath of baby's breath. Over the next six years, an odd friendship grows between the two, and Snape is not sure how he feels about any of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,487 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 514 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
We'll Meet Among The Stars by fantasyfestus reviews
Charlie is dead, and Silena knows it's her fault. Guilt makes dealing with grief even worse. Maybe life with the living wasn't for them. Maybe they were destined to meet in the world of stars.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,696 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2016 - [C. Beckendorf, Silena B.]
Show Me a Hero (And I Will Write You a Tragedy) by HecateA reviews
In which Apollo, upon becoming mortal, discovers the greatest struggle of all. And learns a thing or two about respect. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,908 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/17/2016 - Percy J., Sally J., Apollo - Complete
The Foul Team by freudwithwings reviews
Hired by the LEP as a consultant, Artemis finds himself at the centre of a growing crisis. He was right: human children ARE getting smarter. Webisode 3.02.5: Homecoming is bittersweet, especially at three in the morning. But, like most things, it's easier with friends.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 160,526 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 3/5/2016 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Partners in Crime by AnnabethLuna reviews
Annabeth and Percy are a wonderful couple. But I often find that in the shadow of this relationship, her relationships with her female friends often go overlooked. This story - a series of oneshots depicting different relationships - is an attempt at rectifying that. Will feature Thalia, Rachel, Reyna, and more.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/2/2015 - Published: 11/29/2015 - Annabeth C., Thalia G., Rachel D., Reyna R.
From Undómiel to Tinúviel by janelover1 reviews
Arwen Undómiel: Tolkien tells us little, and Peter Jackson's portrayal stays flat; yet she must have been great to win the heart of a hero so discerning as Aragorn. Just because Arwen does not wield a sword like Éowyn does not mean she is not heroic - sometimes the battles of the soul are hardest of all. Canonical gap-filler from the perspective of Undómiel herself.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,056 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/2/2015 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Aragorn, Arwen U.
On the Street Where You Live by littlebirds reviews
'She'd prepared for empty rooms and close air, but not the false play of light.' Hermione goes home. Harry follows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/11/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unspoilt by Hyaci reviews
Narcissa reminisces about how her sister used to be. Narcissa/Bellatrix, if you squint. Written for the HPFC Christmas Fic exchange of 2013.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/11/2015 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M.
Bellona and Mars by Bellicose Blue reviews
Together, they would watch everything that was so carefully planned collapse, and they would smile at the beauty of destruction.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,221 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/11/2015 - Published: 5/15/2015 - [Clove, Cato] - Complete
What You Leave Behind by Newcomb reviews
The Mirror of Erised is supposed to show your heart's desire - so why does Harry Potter see only vague, blurry darkness? Aberforth is Headmaster, Ariana is alive, Albus is in exile, and Harry must uncover his past if he's to survive his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 122,146 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 3,875 - Follows: 4,453 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 10/14/2014 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Cho C., Cedric D.
Five Times Teddy Lupin Made a First Impression by BookkeeperThe reviews
Nearly everyone knows who Teddy Lupin is before they meet him. Or at least, they think they do.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/28/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Molly W., Teddy L.
Infiltration by hiholly123 reviews
After stumbling across a large source of magic in Britain, Foaly sends none other than Artemis Fowl to investigate Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, disguised as a formerly-muggle student from Ireland. A/Holly if you'd like to read it that way. T for occasional language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,482 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P., Artemis F. - Complete
Obviously by ThePraetorLady reviews
College AU. Best friends Reyna and Jason rule student government, while best friends Leo and Piper wreak havoc as the campus troublemakers. But when Jason and Piper get together, the four of them begin to spend a lot of "quality time" together-and uncover why the rival university burned to the ground. Jasper and Leyna, with side Percabeth and Frazel.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,208 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 11/30/2013 - [Jason G., Piper M.] [Leo V., Reyna R.] - Complete
Mind Games by hiddenmermaid reviews
When every part of your body is so easily interchangeable with someone else's, Risa has learned to treasure and shield her mind. As it becomes harder and harder to trust, she realizes that she's even playing mind games with the people on her own side.
Unwind - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2015 - Connor L., Risa W., Cam C., Grace S. - Complete
Under the Moonlight by Eye of a Hawk reviews
Artemis and Luna are never really understood no matter what world they inhabit. But when they discover each other's penchant for consuming curiosity, they create a world of their own, something not quite magical and not quite rational.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/5/2015 - Published: 5/8/2014
Aphrodite Girls by LunaPadma reviews
Have you ever tried to stereotype the stereotyped?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 16,052 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Aphrodite, Drew T., Lacy, Piper M. - Complete
Short Circuits by HolidayBoredom reviews
A dumping-ground for my unbeta'd, one-shot brain-dribbles! From dinner dates to male birthing, proposals, haircuts, clone growing and a little bit of casual heartbreak. A bit of everything so I hope you enjoy! Chapter 23 - Artemis isn't the only Fowl with a plan. Cora's back.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,906 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Angeline F., Artemis F., Butler, Holly S.
Uncle Bilbo Isn't Going On Your Adventure by Erisah Mae reviews
Gandalf made the assumption that he was going to be able to bully Bilbo into going on the Quest for Erebor. You know what they say about people who assume...
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,263 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Gandalf, Bilbo B., Frodo B., Dwalin - Complete
Ask Me Anything by gethsemane342 reviews
"Thirteen years apart. People become estranged on much less time than that." Short story looking at how Elsa and Anna came to know each other after the events of the film.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,455 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., Olaf - Complete
Through Shadows by Thanwen reviews
Do you believe in love at first sight? I do not, no matter what the Professor tells us. So here comes my attempt of a plausible and hopefully entertaining story why and how Éowyn and Faramir came to love each other. Classical gap filler; strictly book-verse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 260,277 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Reading Fairy Tales by TheNextFolchart reviews
The thickest book on the shelf by her bed was about a beauty who fell for a beast, which Lily Evans thought was the most romantic thing in the world, and which Sirius Black thought was a load of crap.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Wandering Wonderer by roses and hello reviews
Luna deals with life after Hogwarts, and is surprised to find Rolf Scamander far easier and less pleasant to come across than a single Crumple-Horned Snorkack. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,046 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Luna L., Rolf S. - Complete
Decision by AnnabethLuna reviews
"If you could harness the energy of my parents' spite, you could power a small city for several years." The Upchurch family, and how they made the decision to have Hayden unwound.
Unwind - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Complete
The Woman in the Red Raincoat by Spark Writer reviews
She is born many times, from many different wombs, in many different shapes.
Mysterious Benedict Society series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Constance C., Mr. Benedict, Mr. Curtain - Complete
Unwritten by auritas reviews
The first letter. Miracolina's return. The tale of an ex-worker from the Juvenile Authority. Ponderings of an unwinding surgeon. And, of course, an AWOL's own testimony against unwinding itself. The story told all over, from perspectives Neal Shusterman has left unwritten. Unwinding was no dream, and if the world is trying to say it is, you must wake it. One-shot.
Unwind - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2014 - Sonia - Complete
Silly Love Songs by TheNextFolchart reviews
A collection of drabbles with all the pairings you secretly and not-so-secretly love. Written primarily for the Shipping Shuffle Competition on HPFC. [Word Count: 26,321]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,623 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Complete
Secret Keeper by ermalope reviews
Dumbledore suggests Severus Snape as Secret Keeper for the Potters, which is awkward all around. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,057 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 8/14/2011 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
penultimate by the unbirthday girl reviews
Angst and implied love with a dash of the undead.—3 vignettes(black hamburger; ghost aches); percynico, jasonpiper, jasonreyna, leocalypso ;; [for pallet town @ the FI winter exchange]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Nico A., Percy J., Piper M., Reyna R. - Complete
dust on their lips by SydneyLouWho reviews
Three times that Rudy kisses the book thief (and one time he doesn't). Or, alternately, three new endings to The Book Thief that, somehow, aren't any happier.
Book Thief - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/7/2014 - [Rudy S., Liesel M.] - Complete
Lines in the Sand by BookkeeperThe reviews
Perry's relationship with Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz is … complicated, to say the least. Then Phineas and Ferb are in danger, and for a moment everything is very, very simple.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
A Small Grey Stone by Paimpont reviews
At Fred's funeral, a small child gives the grieving Molly a grey stone. Soon after, Molly discovers that she is pregnant. But there is something very strange about the youngest Weasley child... Happy (belated!) Halloween!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 121 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Molly W., Voldemort - Complete
silent swan by great gospel reviews
viii. It had always been inevitable. — hypothetical scenarios exploring the possibility of each of the seven of the prophecy having to close the Doors of Death
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Complete
you're an odd bunch, see by itsallanoxymoron reviews
A collection of crack pairings. Two people who were never meant to be. Requests are always taken. Fourth: Percy and Khione. We are good for each other, she purrs. You complete me. / for CourtingTheMoon.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Percy J., Khione
It Wasn't Sleep by Grammar Defender reviews
He didn't notice the dark stain slowly spreading on the wall behind her. He just nattered on, happy that they were both out of danger.
Mysterious Benedict Society series - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Kate W., Sticky W. - Complete
Anger and Hate by Juliegirl22 reviews
What if the early events of Artemis and the fairy world went differently? What if it wasn't Holly that had been kidnapped and what if Artemis couldn't find his dad? A cold hearted Artemis Fowl, without his spark of decency, is a dangerous invididual, but so is a fairy with an intense hatred of humans.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,708 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Angeline F., Artemis F., Butler, Holly S. - Complete
Sincerely by smallpaperstars reviews
An outlet for Lily/James bashing each other, eventual fluff, and sarcastic wit in the form of letters
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,828 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Que Sera, Sera by glitters and gold reviews
He's a foot taller than her now but he'll always be her baby. :: Mother's Day tribute piece for Sally
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Percy J., Sally J. - Complete
not a second time by seaweedbraens reviews
long after the Giant war, four demigods go searching for lost relics of the legion but instead only find an old woman with nothing but her stories to share. and maybe that's better than what they expected. [hazel-centric, multiple pairings.]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,345 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Complete
In Which Sirius Can't Tell a Story to Save His Life by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Remus orders Sirius to tell Harry a bedtime story. Harry, however, is fifteen and would really rather just go to sleep. Oh, and Sirius's story sucks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 213 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
At Dusk Through Narrow Streets by unicornesque reviews
"'We shall hold fast for as long as there is breath. We shall endure for as long as there is hope,' he promises in a voice fairer than gold and brighter than glory. 'Damn,' she sighs, 'there goes my weekend.'" The revolution lasts longer than expected, and Enjolras and Éponine go a little stir-crazy at the barricade.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,650 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Enjolras, Eponine - Complete
For Better or Worse by B.C Daily reviews
When Lily was seven, she was married to her sister Petunia beneath a half-dying oak tree in their small back garden wearing their father's old dinner jacket and a dusty, black top hat. LilyPetunia, Lily/James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Lily Evans P., Petunia D. - Complete
Years Built on Sand by unicornesque reviews
"He lets her go and she scurries away, and in his mind Grantaire's sneering because of course Enjolras wouldn't know how to hold on to a woman, even the slips and tatters of one." Enjolras and Éponine find each other in little cracks of time before the revolution, and then once more at the barricade.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,474 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Enjolras, Eponine - Complete
Entry 23784327473467838 by eris86 reviews
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about fanfiction...oh dear God, it's back.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,036 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/16/2005
reina by S.N. Rainsworth reviews
leo kisses her hand, and she thinks that they're just a little too lonely to go on. leo/reyna. drabble.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Leo V., Reyna R. - Complete
Blonde Jokes by LunaPadma reviews
Every day, Astoria Greengrass comes up to him and tells him another stupid joke. Every day, he doesn't get it. And yet, every day she comes back with a new one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Draco M., Astoria G.
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 3091 - Favs: 3,985 - Follows: 2,395 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
The Little Metal Boy by Epitome of Randomness reviews
"Once upon a time, there was a little boy, and he was made of metal. I know, you know this one, my dear, but the best stories are the ones we hear a hundred times." Saying goodbye to the Artemis Fowl series.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
with nothing but a voice within by aesthetic promises reviews
Circe is a witch, but we are warriors. You are a daughter of Bellona, and the fight is in your blood.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,404 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Reyna R., Jason G. - Complete
King of Serpents by karatemaster101 reviews
He was left for a Squib as a child, too smart for his own good. Now everything comes tumbling back at him, and Artemis Fowl II is thrown into the world of magic, for better or for worse. And what's this about a stone that can turn any metal into gold?... COMPLETED: SEQUEL UP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,796 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Harry P., Draco M., Voldemort, Artemis F. - Complete
Burning Up by ATightropeToTheWords reviews
"I think– Leo, why is your hair on fire?" But hey: at least she was looking at him. Leyna songfic to Burning Up by Madonna.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Leo V., Reyna R. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1487 - Favs: 17,511 - Follows: 5,135 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Epiphany by NintendoGal55 reviews
Spitefic. When Bella spends a few weeks in Halloween Town, under the wing of Jack and Sally, she comes to think a lot about her life. She soon has an epiphany, and wants to set things right, starting with kicking Eddiekins to the curb.
Crossover - Nightmare Before Christmas & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,071 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Jack S., Bella - Complete
going nowhere, going somewhere by asdfqwert reviews
Edward, and self-discovery. Bella taught him how to love; his new college roommate may just be the one to teach him how to live. The twenty-first century, Edward is beginning to realise, is actually kind of...awesome.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,171 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Edward - Complete
Three by icy roses reviews
One life is not enough for love; Percy and Annabeth try for the Isles of the Blest, but it seems that fate is not always kind to them.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 67,874 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
i have gone at dusk through narrow streets by i forgot to blink reviews
Draco, Hermione, and what came before and after the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,348 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Hundred Photographs Scattered on the Floor by Charlie'sDragon reviews
It was the three of them- red and white and blue, smiling across each photograph with arms slung around each other. Lily and Victoire and Teddy through the years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,194 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Lily Luna P.
Days of Orion by TheQueenOfTheFoxes reviews
The days of Artemis's treatment, starring Orion, and other alters. Actually, just one more. But just one is more than enough for Artemis to handle.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,789 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Orion F., Artemis F. - Complete
Purgatory by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH, post-TAC When Artemis's past misdeeds come back to haunt him, he and Holly must embark on another dangerous mission. But with the Atlantis Complex, a hostile LEP, and some old foes to contend with, the odds are stacked against them.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,733 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
The Wedding Crashers by DasMervin reviews
After four years on her own, Leah thought she'd escaped her dismal old life at La Push. But when she's called home to attend Jacob and Renesmee's wedding, she brings a little company, and the stage is set for her old and new lives to collide. COMPLETE
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,211 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 1,588 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Leah - Complete
Snape's Memories by paganaidd reviews
Sort of a sequel and a companion piece to Dudley's Memories. Harry is finding a healthy outlet for his "saving people thing" in the form of one damaged little boy. In doing so he finds himself thinking about his old teacher, quite a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,689 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 3,268 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Weakness In Me by thisisforyou reviews
"When the moon is in the sky and the clouds are dancing by, you will find me where you are!" Love is a weakness, and all the Death Eaters know that. So what keeps them coming back to their master has always been their shortcoming. Bella knows, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Bellatrix L., Lucius M. - Complete
Irritation by Lexical Item reviews
The psychiatrist spoke. "You might as well help yourself to a book, as it is your time that we're wasting." "You don't consider this a waste of your time?" Artemis enquired. "Oh no," the psychiatrist replied offhand. "I'm getting paid."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,855 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Penny for Your Thoughts by wolfraven80 reviews
Post TAC. Contains SPOILERS for The Atlantis Complex. Sometimes an inkblot is just an inkblot. Or not...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/13/2010 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
The Art of Self Deception by Silver Pard reviews
She makes lists and burns them, as if that means they never existed.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella - Complete
Circle of Pearls by waterlit reviews
They meet again before the end: they whiled their lives away, age after age after age. Burtonverse, AliceHatter.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
The Fourth Wall in the Room by Oroburos69 reviews
The Joker sees more than he should.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,185 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Secret World Beside Us by Moonlite Knight reviews
It was inevitable that one day he, Artemis, would be kidnapped. He just never expected his kidnapping to involve robe-clad, wand-wielding lunatics who are under the impression that he is someone named 'Potter'.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,804 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 10/7/2007
Hunter's Moon by whitealmond reviews
Something hollow had been filled, something hardened had been eased, when Artemis “met” and slowly grew to know Captain Short. 50 sentences from the 1sentence Livejournal community.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Ad Initium by greenconverses reviews
Snapshots of a life as Annabeth Chase grows up in a world where Thalia never turns into a tree, Luke's destiny is something else entirely, and a certain son of Poseidon never makes it to Camp Half-Blood. Alternate universe.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,204 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 75 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Annabeth C., Thalia G. - Complete
Rosemary for Remembrance by shewhoguards reviews
And, of course, when it came to searching the dimly lit nooks and crannies of Hogwarts to ensure Black was not lurking after his daring raid into Gryffindor tower Dumbledore had to pair him with the childhood friend of the same escaped prisoner.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 163,659 - Reviews: 16661 - Favs: 29,963 - Follows: 12,960 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 2,125 - Follows: 1,683 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
Fourth by zedille reviews
Two families, four children. Two are traitors, two are dead, one is imprisoned, and the last is alone: Briar Cudgeon's little sister faces the ghosts of her childhood.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Cudgeon, Julius R. - Complete
Going South by bethemoon reviews
Meta on Renesmee, disguised as fic. PG-13, violence, no pairings, post-BD. She can take care of herself. Spiritual as genre for lack of a better one like, character examination, or something .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Misunderstanding by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH The infamous Artemis Fowl and the legendary Captain Holly Short: since he'd begun working at the LEP he'd always thought there was something unusual about them, but it was only when he got to see it with his own eyes that the pieces fell into place.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,109 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
stars, hide your fires by something-like-love reviews
-- A smile breaks over her face, and he thinks of a new star forming from the wreckage of an old one. -- Gellert Grindelwald, on the enigma that is Ariana Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Gellert G., Ariana D. - Complete
Degrees of Poison by Fire Tears reviews
Being friends with Artemis, Foaly had said, would be like being friends with a viper. It was not an inapt analogy. After the events of 'The Time Paradox', Holly and Artemis have a discussion.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,381 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 93 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey by Plenty O'Custard reviews
Crossover: Harry Potter x Winnie-the-Pooh. In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey, and life is gloomy, as usual. Snape and Eeyore gen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 2,643 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
The Old Block by DasMervin reviews
Oh yes, they're arguing." The infamous memory scene from Chapter 26 of OotP, and a prequel-fic to Strange Bedfellows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Tobias S., Severus S. - Complete
No Longer Friends of Narnia by Pilla Jeffrey reviews
Susan and Peter comfort each other after knowing they’ll never return to Narnia.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Peter Pevensie, Susan Pevensie - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 3,388 - Follows: 1,598 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 9,781 - Follows: 1,664 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
The Letter in the Drawer by emptyword reviews
[Oneshot] Hidden within a locked drawer lay an innocuous creamcolored letter, its edges curled with age, as though it had been frequently fingered. When the drawer was opened at last, it revealed the words Severus Snape had meant to say but never could.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Back in the Day by mrscribble reviews
There's another reason Dolores Umbridge hates Minerva McGonagall and also why she has certain... amphibian resemblances. Set circa 1940 in MM and DU's fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Dolores U., Minerva M. - Complete
Breathe Me by cupid-painted-blind reviews
It's like the sword of Damocles, nothing but a thin string between this and free fall. Nothing but a thread between safety and... :ted x andromeda:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,526 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Ted T., Andromeda T. - Complete
Heart of the Neverland by lembas7 reviews
In the beginning or the end, it was always Peter Pan.
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Peter Pan, Tinkerbell - Complete
So The Story Goes by Pantz reviews
You were married, so the story goes, in a snazzy church outside of London.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Nine Little Shadows by shewhoguards reviews
They are all growing older now, ever so much older than twenty., and it is a sad fact that everyone who grows up has to die sometime. What happened to the Lost Boys after they came home.
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Wendy D., John D. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: Fowl By Name, Foul By Nature by porpierita reviews
ARTEMIS FOWL and HARRY POTTER crossover fanfic. Oneshot. I've always wondered what would happen if Artemis Fowl went to Hogwarts? Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, what do they think of him? And how about the Sorting Hat dissecting his mind? Read and review.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
To Burn by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Sirius's descent into madness, in thirteen steps. [One shot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Complete
Artemis Fowl Drabbles by The White Lily reviews
[AF] Whatever comes to mind for me to drabble about. Still mostly angst, but occasionally not so.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 1/9/2006
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 2,839 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
But Why? by the black knight reviews
Many have asked Holly why she became a LEP officer, and she has given them all the same answer. But hearing is not understanding.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Holly S., Julius R. - Complete
The Flame of the Gods by refloc reviews
Valerie killed him in one clean shot, and slipped away without setting off the alarm. That was excellence. REAL excellence. Madam Ko
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 76,064 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Complete
Resplendence by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Merope Gaunt's final hours, as she thinks about blood purity and how very wrong she's been. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Complete
Eppie and Mario by Shakespeare Nerd reviews
This is a modern-day parable of the Eponine-Marius relationship in Les Miserables. Eponine is "Eppie", Marius is "Mario", and Cosette is "Cass".
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 1/29/2005
Laetitia by unlikely2 reviews
Someone on FA asked for a story with "nice Slytherins" and I wondered about ambition. Late one night Harry meets someone unexpected. Two chapters. Not all that fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/5/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Harry P.
Foaly and the Memory Disc by Lessa3 reviews
Foaly finally wrestles two week's leave from Root and settles back to view the disc with Artemis's memories up until the mindwipe, and may get more than he bargained for...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,560 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/15/2004
The Family Name by Elbereth in April reviews
Artemis-Harry Potter Crossover. Artemis learns he is a wizard. Put one unethical child genius in Hogwarts and watch the schemes and rivalries unfold. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,631 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Draco M., Artemis F. - Complete
Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron by Gedia Kacela reviews
The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Severus S.
Alternate Ending to The Crucible by Arthur Miller by Twist reviews
The Crucible Pretty much what the title says. Not meant to be at all serious or offensive. Relax, have fun, peace out. :
Crucible - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Complete
Love Songs by Resmiranda reviews
One-shot. Dark and sad. The world stands still, and who dares disturb it? Inspired by The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock by T. S. Eliot. HD, HrGW, SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Published: 11/29/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Looking In by drama-princess reviews
Severus Snape hadn't loved Lily Evans. He'd merely watched her occasionally. He'd seen her. Or so he liked to think.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2003 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Hewlett Packard: The Printer Who Lived by Neo plugged in reviews
Are any of you hackers? No? Open-source lovers at all? Maybe? Well, I dunno if you like computer code-related stuff, but hopefully my story is funny anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort
For once, with the odds reviews
After the giant crickets, the possessed animals, the kiss, and the gamble that cost Artemis Fowl his life. Winning always comes with a price.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2017 - Butler, Foaly, Holly S.