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Joined 05-13-05, id: 813157, Profile Updated: 10-31-14
Author has written 2 stories for Kuroshitsuji, and Harry Potter.

ON HIATUS FOR NANOWRIMO. Will return with (hopefully) a new story.

Name: You may call me Ven. Don't call me Syn or I shall be cross with you.

Age: Somewhere in my 20s. But I act forty.

Gender: Don't care. You can use any pronoun you like with me.

Home: Earth. I think. Though it might be Gallifrey... (Mars is rubbish, and you can't drink the water, besides)

Hobbies: Daydreaming, writing, reading, walking or running while it rains, listening to music, making dumb jokes, correcting people's mistakes

Likes: Books, teaching, Dir en grey, wolves, rain, grammar, the night sky, and fire. Also, well-written fanfiction. I'm not a fan of PWP, but I really enjoy introspective character studies and AU worlds rendered well (I probably read more fanfiction than is healthy).

Fandoms: Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Naruto, Kuroshitsuji, Fullmetal Alchemist, miscellaneous others

Favorite Quotes:

"Ignorance is its own death penalty." -Heinlein SF

"Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks 'Oooh, this could be a little more sonic'?"
"What? you never been bored? Never had a long night? Never had a lot of cabinets to put up?" -Jack Harkness and the Ninth Doctor, Doctor Who

"Courage is not the absence of fear... True courage is to be afraid, and to accept it, and to do what must be done." -Tingzhe, "Embers"

"Thank you very much for your concern, sir, but he does not need your religion, he has science and socialism and birthdays." -Grace Ann, Hogwarts School of

Dislikes: Annoying or hyperactive people; people who don't know what Spell Check is; people who hate other people for stupid reasons; emoticons; people in general; sTiCkY cApS; television; and I could keep going on and on but I doubt you want to listen...

Doctor Who has demolished my original assumption that everything made for TV sucks, but I still don't watch it that much. My TV doesn't even get cable. Or satellite. Or whatever new-fangled thing you kids are using these days.

ALL-AROUND DISCLAIMER

I do not own any of the characters or plots from which my fan-fictions are derived. I do not make any claims as to the accuracy of any of my depictions or predictions of the original works from which I am drawing inspiration. Any resemblance to any person, living or dead, is purely coincidental in nature and should be taken as such (unless if the original character I am borrowing was based upon a living or dead person). Please use common sense when reading my fiction and do not attempt any of the stupid or dangerous things I often depict these characters doing. I do not mean to offend anyone with the sometimes questionable content of my work, and if you find yourself offended I shall have to tell you in the most formal way possible to piss off and stop reading my stories. Thank you for your time.

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This way to the stars by GodofContradiction reviews
*RE-VAMP* When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,945 - Reviews: 2455 - Favs: 1,634 - Follows: 1,551 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles: Year 7 by Crimson Nails reviews
After 7 years of attending Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles, Harry Potter receives a mysterious letter that will change his life forever. Based on the fic, 'Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hang In There by kaiserklee reviews
Anna has always liked to talk to Joan of Arc, and one day Elsa answers.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
Oh My God, Magic by kaiserklee reviews
"I, Princess Anna of Arendelle," Anna said, puffing up and putting on her best voice of royal importance, "Queen Elsa's little sister, am going to show you my magic." (In which Anna tries to discover her non-existent hidden talent, Kristoff is very creepily enamored by ice, and Elsa is just laughing like mad.)
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B. - Complete
Good Recall by kaiserklee reviews
Elsa is very disappointed by her new baby sister. (But then she finds the little monster not too bad.)
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
Winter's Heart by kaiserklee reviews
There's still a shard of her ice in Anna's heart, and when her own heart bleeds, she can see Anna suffering for it.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B. - Complete
Nom de Guerre by Fiachra Ochiern reviews
Akatsuki has been banished, and Konoha finally has peace. But it comes at a terrible price. When an old enemy rises again, Konoha turns to a strange ally for help, one who brings back memories that might be best left buried. Note: Slightly divergent.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 251,544 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Endgame by Black-Neko-Chan reviews
To fall in love with one's own death was easily the stupidest thing a human could do. Especially when you had full knowledge that the other person cared nothing for you at all.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,326 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The Ways We Lie by sodesne ON HAITUS reviews
The idea was simple enough. A political marriage between an Uchiha and a Namikaze would easily begin repairing the relationship between those two nations. The problem lay between Sasuke and Naruto. And the lies between them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,466 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Intimate Relations by wife-chan reviews
Uchiha Naruto's only just found his one remaining family member, and the prank potential is just too much to pass up. Faux!gay!SasuNaruSasu, Confused&Disturbed!EverybodyElse. AU. WIP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,417 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Catharsis by necessarily-anonymous reviews
When a mission goes tragically wrong, Detective Sasuke Uchiha is forced to see a therapist. However, his sessions there don't go exactly as planned. NaruSasuNaru. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,335 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Real Men Do Needlework And Kiss Other Men by The Seventh L reviews
Naruto is the class clown; Sasuke is the quiet nerd. With all the single boys in school gunning for the right to become the blond's boyfriend, only the flour-infused powers of baking can bring this unlikely pair together. // HS!AU; NaruSasu //
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Language of Bastards by Kamaete reviews
An innocent cafe. Four Bastard Shadows. a clueless weapon trying to find its place. Part I.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Sai - Complete
At Any Length by myfailsafe reviews
AU. Facing life and death, Sasuke shows Naruto how far he is willing to go to protect him. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,503 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Complex by RobinRocks reviews
Suzaku is so used to Lelouch hiding one thing or another from him that now he expects him to. SuzakuxLelouch. Oneshot.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L. - Complete
Could We Have Been by 2dragonkat reviews
What if Zuko had talked with Aang at the end of “The Blue Spirit.” Could their relationship progress into something more as they traveled all over the world because of that one little moment? Zuko/Aang yaoi. Sexual situations and such. You've been warned.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 106,127 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Zuko, Aang - Complete
Boys by Casey V reviews
It's about growing up, mostly. Sometimes it's about love and sometimes it's about friendship. Sometimes it's about hockey. But sometimes it's about the difference between what's real and what's fake, between being a boy and being a man. Riku/Sora, Roxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 179,135 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Sora, Riku - Complete
A Drunken Fiasco by Fiyerna reviews
When Souji arrived at Club Escapade to celebrate his 19th birthday with his friends, what greeted him was the last thing he expected to see... and the insanity only grew from there. Coauthored by IronyxofxFate. Souji/Naoto and Yosuke/Chie.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,417 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Complete
Blue Blood by RobinRocks reviews
I'm so glad you came, Suzaku, to keep your promise. SuzakuxLelouch. Their final night together, overshadowed by the Zero Requiem. Spoilers for the Final Turn of R2.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,052 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Masks and Shadows by Kilerkki reviews
On the surface, it's a routine bodyguard mission at an entirely unusual School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. But underneath the underneath, demons are lurking...[HPNaruto crossover, cowritten with link no miko]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,160 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 1,207 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
A Sorrow of Magpies by Luc Court reviews
Spoilers for KH1, CoM, KH2. Every Organization has to start somewhere. A look at the Nobodies and how they learn the rules of an existence they never expected.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 125,655 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Xehanort, Vexen - Complete
Bridges That Fall by Jusrecht reviews
As time brought them closer, it also set many trials. Gino x Suzaku
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Suzaku K., Gino W. - Complete
The Moments That Change Our Lives by Kyokotou reviews
The Streets of Kohona have always been plagued with gangs,but at HL High the Student Council makes sure that all gang activities remain out.What will happen when the student council president discovers the school's prankster's involvement in the gang wars
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,007 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Almost Sucks by Mashiro reviews
[AU, NaruSasu] It is love at first sight when Naruto meets his new neighbor Sasuke and no amount of foul attitude can change his mind. A story about growing up, about family and about that love thing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 284,966 - Reviews: 2533 - Favs: 1,466 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Never Too Late by l'heure bleue reviews
—”My Miracle, My Angel” Sequel!— As Edward readies his baseball bat and Bella prepares ”the talk”, Arianna braves her first year of high school. Life isn't easy as a half-vampire teenager, though ... especially when you're in love with a Vampire Hunter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,655 - Reviews: 3586 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wonderland by RobinRocks reviews
Light Yagami awoke to white walls. Screaming. Written for LxLight Club's Alternate Ending contest. Onesided LightxL.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Distorted Fairytales by SevieIsCute reviews
A Naruto inspired creative and totally perverted look at famous fairytales! Has nothing to do with the Naruto plotline and the characters are totally OOC. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Yaoi. SasuNaru and hints of other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,291 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Listless by InnocentGuilt reviews
Riku was violent, while Axel was dangerous. Sora and Roxas were really just trying to help, honest. The rest of them were just to caught up with themselves to care. I don't know any of the warnings yet except that there's slash. AxelxRiku, SoraxRoxas. Yum
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,359 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Axel, Riku - Complete
Betwixt by havelocke reviews
Riku finds himself torn between his best friend and a fiery lust filled redhead. [sora x riku x axel] au. yaoi.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,282 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Riku, Axel
The Sound Of Lies by GoldenFyre reviews
Sasuke's new mission: to get Naruto to fall in love with him and bring him to Sound. But when he returns, nothing is the same. SasuNaru, Smart!Naru, happyending fic eventually
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,880 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Why The Caged Bird Sings by killah-sama reviews
[DxD KS] Welcome to prison, where the convicts are men, the men are gay, and the gay are drop dead gorgeous. Enter Dark, who wants to bang his new, innocent cellmate. Now enter Daisuke – something Dark wholly plans to do. Ah, the wonders of the big house.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,338 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Daisuke N., Dark M.
This and That by hello heartbreak reviews
It's the simple things that keep them together. — SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Suspicious Behavior by saucykate reviews
[SasuNaru] In which Naruto trips over Sasuke, Sasuke turns various different colors, and there is a lot of arguing over the size of crushes. Now with 40 percent more insults!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 76 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pain's Stoic Pleasures by Chronoquest reviews
[COMPLETED!]Gatou’s Auction House is the place to go to participate in an underground slave trade of young boys. Uchiha Sasuke is a wellknown customer of one night rentals, but what happens when he wants to take one of the top five home? SasuNaru, OroNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,253 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How To Write A Typical Zutara Fic by Kitty-chan33 reviews
A step by step guide on how to write a horrible fic and make a fool of yourself at the same time.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Another Aurion by freakyanimegal reviews
Sequel to 'Phantom Problem' Anna is back, so things are happening. Such as Anna getting Raine ticked, throttling Genis, running from Colette, oh, and...SHE'S PREGNANT! Chapter 17, the baby is here! Complete! Might make sequel..
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,530 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Complete
Der Vampir by CircadianDance reviews
Yet even now, as he looked at those dark eyes, Sasuke’s words betrayed his hope. Even if he looked into his eyes, and even if he felt his flesh, and even if his kisses belonged to him, did his soul? AU, SasuNaru NaruSasu, ItaSasu SasuIta, Vampire Fic Gore
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,221 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Esprit of the Prodigious by firefly reviews
There is a place, there is a boy, there is a crack, and there is a crack in the boy. There is Uchiha Sasuke. Introspective. Psychological fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Carpe Jugulum! by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
AU Sasunaru Vamp fic. Sasuke is awoken from a cursed 300 year sleep in search of the one who could free him...rated for language and later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,383 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/25/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Complete
Hagane no Shinobi by Studio Crossover reviews
Sent to Konohagakure on a mission of peace between their countries, Edward and Alphonse find themselves slowly drawn into events occurring around them, and find out more about their own existence than they really believed possible. Yaoi. NaruSasu RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,664 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 88 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Edward E., Roy M.
Playing The Game by gdpsych reviews
AU Shuichi is on the run, Yuki's in jail, Mika's left Tohma. Who lives, who dies when Seguchi finally loses it? Multiple pairings mostly ShuxRyu. Warnings: Language, Rape, Character Death. Complete
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,371 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/18/2005 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Shuichi S., Ryuichi S. - Complete
Bloody Nocturne by Chesiere Cat reviews
AU. Vampire fic. A blue eyed blond bartender encounters a certain raven haired stranger one night. What is it that makes a simple poor boy the target of creatures of the night? Foursome. Kakashi, Itachi, Sasuke, Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,751 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/12/2005 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
I Bleed Black by Chronoquest reviews
DISCONTINUED. Two boys, polar opposites, face trials that normal kids have only heard of in movies. They know they must rely on each other to pull through, but is it just too dangerous for them to be friends - or even more? AU, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Poetry - Chapters: 39 - Words: 127,314 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 6/25/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Golden Rule by Moonsheen reviews
Naruto finds himself in a comprising position. Implied yaoi. Let's pretend the formatting works, shall we?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/4/2003
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A Good Christian Home reviews
Inspired by "Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles" and my experiences with the flock. I look at Harry's how upbringing and school life might have been different if the Dursleys had been true loving Christians. T for some 'questionable' content and language. And also for the copious amounts of sarcasm. Somehow became part hurt/comfort despite my best efforts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,690 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 9/24/2014 - Harry P.
Denouement reviews
[Spoilers for Black Butler II] When Ciel's transformation takes place, everything changes. Can master and servant, now eternally bound, learn to live with one another on these new terms? And how will Ciel fare in his new form? Mentions of non-con and violence.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,499 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete