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Joined 05-14-05, id: 813855, Profile Updated: 03-11-15
Author has written 13 stories for StarTrek: The Original Series, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Hey guys. Welcome to my profile!

03/09/15

Love and War is (finally) coming to a close! Just a couple chapters left before the end. Thanks for sticking with me. I know it's been a long haul. :)

In other news, I'm now on Tumblr. You can find me here, if you're into that sort of thing. I'm probably too old to be joining Tumblr at this point but that's where all the fandom conversation is, so we'll give it a go.

01/16/12

Here's the link to the OST transcript I found, for those of you who are interested: .

New Story Idea {Feedback Appreciated/Requested!}

It's a Pirates of the Caribbean story (no way!) but set in the present-day. (I know it's been done; hear me out.) The plot would be loosely based on the plot of the first movie, but it would be set as if it were a present-day crime drama. Norrington as police chief, Governor Swann as mayor, Jack as a bounty hunter, etc. (And it would feature the canonically British guys a bit more than the original film.) Any thoughts?

Various stuff about me.

I am a Christian. I'm married to my high school sweetheart, and we have a rambunctious cat. I recently graduated from college with a major in Communications and minors in Creative Writing and Digital Photography, and writing is what I really like to do. Like many people on this site, I'd love to be published someday, or maybe write for a movie or TV show. The behind-the-scenes aspects of movies and TV shows really fascinate me. I'm also interested in photography, especially portraits and candid event photos, and random artistic shots. In high school I was involved in marching band, orchestra, symphonic band, theatre, video production classes, and yearbook, so hopefully that gives you a bit of a description of me. :)

Favorite movies - Pirates of the Caribbean, Star Trek (original and the remakes), Sherlock Holmes, Stardust, Princess Bride, Secondhand Lions, Finding Nemo, Enchanted... and others

Favorite TV shows - Sherlock, Doctor Who, Once Upon a Time, Castle, NCIS, White Collar, The Middle, Psych, The Office, Parks and Recreation, Gilmore Girls, Star Trek: The Original Series, and others (I watch too much TV)

Favorite books - Inkheart trilogy, Harry Potter, John Grisham's novels, And Then There Were None, Cyrano de Bergerac, Pride and Prejudice, Gone With the Wind... and others

Favorite music - Nickel Creek, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Fall Out Boy, AFI, Panic! at the Disco, Imagine Dragons, Taylor Swift (sometimes), Muse, Casting Crowns, The Beatles, Gordon Lightfoot, Mumford & Sons, Fiction Family... random stuff, really

Recommended Stories/Authors

A Halcyon Sea by Mariner - Norrington/OC

The Plight of Honourable Men by Larael - Norribeth

Hero Uncalled For by silmelinde - Norrington/OC

Taken but not Forgotten by silmelinde - Norrington is raised as Jack's adopted brother

Lost, Free, and Reborn by silmelinde - three parts of an arc, Norrington/OC mixed with tragedy and redemption

Also

I really appreciate it when you guys read my stuff... and, like everyone, I love it when you leave me a review, even if you just say you read it. Feel free to tell me what you don't like, or if I'm getting lazy, or leaving something out, too. As self-serving as it sounds, reviews tend to encourage me to keep writing the story... because I know someone out there wants to read it badly enough to tell me so. It's kind of discouraging to see a bunch of hits and no reviews... if it's really that bad, tell me and I'll (try to) fix it! :)

And if you want me to read your stuff, just ask. I don't mind (as long as you don't sound needy or desperate for attention.) But make sure to let me know if you want specific feedback. I don't try to pretend like I know more than I do, and I hate sounding critical (especially over the internet), but if you want feedback from me I'd be happy to give it. Or if you just want me to check out something you've written, then that's great too and I don't mind doing that. :)


Thanks for visiting!

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Marching Band for Morons by PhantomPenguin reviews
COMPLETE! Anything and everything that you could possibly want to know about marching band, comprised into a satirical parady of a how-to book.
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,249 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
Free by silmelinde reviews
James is ready to enter a sailing career when the first stirrings of love reach him. Love is found and lost for years until the day James survives the wound obtained on the Flying Dutchman. But, his life is still in danger as he is cast at the mercy of the sea.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 64,026 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 8/14/2011 - James N. - Complete
What Tangled Webs by Smenzer reviews
Post AWE. Elizabeth goes to the Locker to rescue James and Will searches for a way to make his wife immortal. Includes Greek mythology and a few characters from Horatio Hornblower. Norribeth, some Will/Elizabeth. Adventure, monsters, humor.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 33,656 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Elizabeth S., James N.
A Pirate's Boy by InkPoisoning reviews
"Now Jackie boy, every good pirate is quietly a noble, honest man. The trick is to keep that respectableness a secret." Like any six-year-old boy, he wants to be like dear old Da. Learning to be a pirate, however, is proving more difficult than expected.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,234 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Teague
The Plight of Honourable Men by Larael reviews
The tale of an honourable Commodore and a not so honourable Governor's daughter and their personal struggles to understand just what it means to love and be loved in return. Rated T for later chapters. No flames allowed.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 81,451 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Elizabeth S., James N. - Complete
Regrets, I may have had a few by orpsgod reviews
Jack and James in the Locker and beyond.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,675 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N.
Dear, Sincerely, by Gwennie333 reviews
Little jokes using the 'dear blank, please blank' concept. Update every day!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 8,685 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011
Groves' Separate Peace by Jennifer Lynn Weston reviews
After the Battle of the Maelstrom, Theodore Groves gets rescue, work assignments, sad news, and consolation from the same unlikely source. PG for a bit of impolite language.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,024 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
My Name is Jack by insane.lil.piratess reviews
You know the kind of pirate that does nothing but bad things and then wonders why he can't get anything right? Well, that was Jack! But now, with the help of a few old pals, Jack's on the quest for good karma and eternal life... but it's never so simple.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,891 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Arabella S.
Harry's in the House by SinfulPerfection reviews
When Harry contracts a muggle illness, St. Mungo's is baffled. So Dr. House agrees to take the case. But House is a little too interested in wizardry, and Ron is a little too interested in Cameron. Despite all of this, will they save Harry in time?
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,202 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009
Ickle Ficlets Volume 2 by PinkAphid reviews
Shadabing, shadaboom. To sum up: if you have a short attention span and are enticed by humour and pie, please indulge me and read. It'll be worth your while.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 11,917 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 4/21/2006
The Norrington Vignettes by Proud Titania reviews
Commodore James Norrington has a very complex life that the average moviegoer knows little about. Updated: Norrington gets a makeover!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 4,522 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 9/19/2006
Adventures in the Bar of Killed off Characters by Captain Pagie reviews
DEDICATED TO NOTA LONE! Boromir, Haldir, and Sirius Black are in a bar where all characters that have been killed off from other novels dwell. Will they drive each other insane? Or will they work together to fidn a way out?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,024 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Boromir, Haldir
Fight or Flight by ElfLuver13 reviews
After Murtagh and Eragon's confrontation on the Burning Plains, Murtagh returns to Uru'baen and a very distressed Galbatorix. Soon after, he is sent on another mission with an assassin as his companion. Full summary inside. MurtaghOFC
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,288 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 2/2/2007
Parody of the Caribbean: Dumb Man's Composition by Luna-GrrrBack023 reviews
Parody of Dead Man's Chest. Could be said it's a sequel to Curse of the Bungled Prose, even though I'm not done with that yet. Enjoy the antics Jack, Will, Elizabeth, Norrington, Beckett, and Davy Jones in this new interpretation.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,692 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 8/14/2006
A Family Affair by Moussaillon de Havilland reviews
Everyone seems to be doing Jack's daughter fics. What about Barbossa's daughter? No pairings. It's post AWE, contains teensy weensy spoilers. You've all seen it by now anyway, right?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,726 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Hector B.
101 Ways To Go Insane From Being A In A Fanfiction by E. Linnet reviews
What do our characters do in they're spare time? They talk to each other, whine about authors and...well, just read and find out!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,486 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 10/8/2006
Band Jokes! by LonelyBeat reviews
I have gotten all of these jokes off of different websites Read at your own risk
Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,473 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007
Escape by An Elf and a Space Pirate reviews
Two original characters, both running from their pasts. Along the way they meet on a pirate ship called the Black Pearl, fall in and out of love, and face plenty of danger and adventure before they finally have to face what they are trying to escape.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 42,205 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Complete
The Curse of the Piratical Parody by Lily Evanstar reviews
Parody of Pirates of the the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. 'Nuff said.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,022 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Complete
Class Project by delorean88 reviews
Marlene McFly and an OC are doing a class project about life for teenagers in the 1980s. But when they accidentally go to 1986, they experience it firsthand. Hilarity ensues. Story complete! Please review!
Back to the Future - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,960 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 5/23/2006
Stupid & Stupider: The Revenge of the Idiots by Christy Tortland reviews
A parody of Revenge of the Sith. Anakin loves detonators and skateboards, Obi Wan's a space pirate, Soda's a Pepsiaholic, Scalpatine's a figurine collector, and Crabme is a neat freak.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 45,585 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
All about Jack Sparrow and others by threeheadedmonkey reviews
I was wondering what our favourite pirate would reply if he were sent one of those Get to know your friends emails...If you want me to do more characters, just send me your suggestions and I'll see what I can do:
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 14,405 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 8/18/2006
Parody of the Caribbean:Curse of the Bungled Prose by Luna-GrrrBack023 reviews
Yet another parody of our favorite movie. Same plot and characters as the movie but with all the strange little plot plays and twists I could make. Includes ADD, black market light fixtures, a bone crushing death trap, and a volcano.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,246 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Complete
The Babysitter by CocaCola Gold reviews
He made his voice high and copied Elizabeth’s, 'Oh, Will, let’s strand Jack Sparrow in our house with our brats without any blasted rum'
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 8/1/2006
Napoleon Goes to Hogwarts by The Alpacas in a Blender reviews
Napoleon Dynamite and Pedro become students at Hogwarts. Need we say any more? Thanks, everyone, for the reviews! We may change the title soon, so watch out.
Napoleon Dynamite - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,846 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 11/5/2005
Ickle Ficlets by PinkAphid reviews
For all you guys who can't be bothered to read long fics... Little stories that make practically no sense, but might be funny.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/17/2005 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Complete
A Halcyon Sea by Mariner reviews
It was time to face facts, Norrington decided. He was doomed to be forever plagued by attractive women with absolutely no sense of social propriety.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,367 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/13/2005
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Love and War reviews
Sequel to The Alliance. Picking up right where The Alliance left off, Norrington and Ruby have returned to Port Royal, believing that Beckett has returned to England, and that Jack Sparrow has gone his own way. But just a day after their return, Jack shows up with a warning: Beckett is on his way to Port Royal, and likely wants revenge.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 51,378 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 8/28/2013
Two Evils reviews
Follows Lieutenant Groves, starting with the first time he meets Norrington, and focuses especially on the second and third movies. I've included scenes to sort of "fill in the gaps." This is kind of my look at Groves as a character, his reactions to the events, and his friendship with Norrington. I've taken some liberties with the plots; I wanted a happy ending.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,255 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Lt. Theodore Groves - Complete
The Alliance reviews
Norrington is captured and interrogated, and learns that Governor Swann is in danger. After he is rescued by Jack and Will, they must join forces with Jack's crew to rescue the Governor. In the process, they find out that Cutler Beckett and his pirate allies are responsible for the Governor's kidnapping. Sort of a sequel to Some Sort of Misunderstanding.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,282 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Complete
On Parody's Tides reviews
My parody of Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 33,971 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012
Some Sort of Misunderstanding reviews
Norrington and his crew find shelter in an abandoned village following a battle that has left them shipless. Jack arrives and is willing to assist them on one condition: Jack needs help rescuing Gibbs from the EITC.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 36,661 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Complete
The Pursuit of Happiness reviews
Sequel to Family Reunion. Norrington is discovering the struggles of raising his teenage niece, when Jack returns, injured, and without the treasure he was sent to find. It has been stolen, and Jack wants help to get it back from the woman who took it.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 43,705 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - James N., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
State of Mind reviews
Oneshot. Random scene I came up with. Captain Norrington after the first time he loses a man. I don't usually write this sort of thing, so see what you think.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/23/2011 - James N. - Complete
Family Reunion reviews
Norrington is appointed guardian of his late brother's daughter Laura. Then he finds out that Jack Sparrow's sister was Laura's mother, and that Jack has been made co-guardian. The custody battle is the least of their troubles.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,065 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 6/27/2007 - James N., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
At Parody's End reviews
My parody of Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,852 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Dead Man's Parody reviews
My parody of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,143 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Complete
Parody of the Black Pearl reviews
My parody of Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl. Originally published in 2006, revised edition 2011 now up!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,820 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Complete
A Pirate's Life for Me reviews
Jack Sparrow and Commodore Norrington switch bodies.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,711 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N. - Complete
The Trouble With Sloths reviews
Sid, the sloth from the movie Ice Age, ends up on the Enterprise as a specimen for study, and wreaks havoc everywhere he goes.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,337 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Complete
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