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Joined 08-07-16, id: 8141767, Profile Updated: 08-25-21
Author has written 108 stories for Alex Rider, Picture of Dorian Gray, Fablehaven, Harry Potter, Jurassic Park, My Little Pony, Twilight, Avengers, Burn Notice, Death Note, and Bunnicula series.

Hello, I'm Zyzyax. It's my main pseudonym online anyway. I write mostly for Alex Rider, but might branch off on occasion. I do write both homosexual and heterosexual relationships, but will try to mark them as such in my summaries. There might be the occasional teen romance bit, but romance/sex is never really a central point in any of my stories. I write a healthy mix of funny, angst, and action.

I am mainly a Star Wars fan, but I have seen most of the Star Trek episodes with Kirk. I recently finished DS9 and have started watching Next Generation. I have read Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Fablehaven, Dresden Files, most of the Wheel of Time, the Hollows, Tiger's Quest series, Twilight, and quite a few more. I have seen Legend, parts of Breaking Bad, Person of Interest, Burn Notice, The Finder, Hannibal, and quite a few more.

I will consider any requests that are politely phrased and PM'd to me. Expect a reply within two business weeks. Constructive criticism is welcome, though I may or may not take it under consideration. Any offense is unintentional.

I am also cross-posting with AO3. My stories are solidly teen-rated (don't worry), but some of the people in a fandom complain that this site is a bit...dated.

At this point, I have written several series for Alex Rider and will clarify the order here, since this website lacks some of the functionality of AO3.

How Alex Plunged Malagasto into Chaos (Finished) - A mini-series that expands on Alex's time at Malagasto. We didn't actually get to see a lot of Alex's time at the infamous assassin school. Here is my version of the insane instructors, whacky hijinks, and high fatality rates of the school. Poor Gordon Ross and Professor Yermalov trying not to murder their students. It's expensive, apparently.

Order:

Watching Anime or How Alex plunged Malagasto into Chaos, Part 1

The Camping Trip from Hell or How Alex Plunged Malagasto into Chaos, Part 2

The Fallout or How Alex Plunged Malagasto into Chaos, Part 3

The Boarding School Series (Finished) - A nine-part series that fills in canon gaps or was just a bit of fun. This series attempts to remain canon while setting events up in between (or during) the books. Most of these are humorous, though there is serious subject matter and canon-typical violence. I felt like AH left out a few critical parts (plus all those characters we never see or hear from again), so I wrote them. There is no romance, besides mentions of adults having it off-screen. They can mostly be read a separate individual stories, but reading them as a series adds a bit of pizzazz, I think.

Order:

I Need Therapy

Watching Anime or How Alex plunged Malagasto into Chaos, Part 1

The Camping Trip from Hell or How Alex Plunged Malagasto into Chaos, Part 2

The Fallout or How Alex Plunged Malagasto into Chaos, Part 3

Reprisal

The Internship

An Unwelcome Cellmate

Boarding and School

Enigma

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We're In This Together by zugrian reviews
After the Chamber of Secrets, two unlikely allies bond over their similar backgrounds. Their plans for freedom take them on a different path through Harry's adventures and will bring them together in unexpected ways. HarryxPansy Proactive/Cynical/Independent/Morally Grey Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 92 - Words: 721,693 - Reviews: 3189 - Favs: 5,068 - Follows: 4,944 - Updated: 11/16/2021 - Published: 4/12/2018 - [Harry P., Pansy P.] Luna L., Dobby - Complete
Trials of the Nearsighted by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
"Obi-wan asked me to be his Padawan again." "And? How do you feel about it?" "I... really don't know." - Sister Story to Inevitability of Oversight.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 10/24/2021 - Published: 5/27/2021 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., M. Windu - Complete
Mind to Mind by phoenixgirl26 reviews
Harry Potter discovers he has a gift.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,325 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 147 - Published: 8/24/2021 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Albus D. - Complete
The List by kathryn518 reviews
Minerva McGonagall finds a parchment with a list left behind in class and confronts the owner, leading to an awkward conversation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,327 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 530 - Published: 8/18/2021 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Laughing All the Way to London by AppoApples reviews
Harry is a single father trying to raise his godson, Teddy. Unable to ensure his son's safety in the wizarding world he goes into hiding in the muggle one. But one trip to London will undo all of his precautions. Thrown back to the past, Harry finds himself falling into the arms of a woman who once spared his life. No paradox,Light/BadassHarry. T/M rated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,251 - Reviews: 3552 - Favs: 8,625 - Follows: 9,582 - Updated: 7/26/2021 - Published: 1/8/2019 - [Harry P., Narcissa M.] Teddy L. - Complete
Why Anakin is no Longer Allowed to Mentor by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Short one-shots regarding Anakin's terrible sense of humor. Or Why Anakin Doesn't Need to be a Sith to be Evil.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,314 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 1,996 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 4/17/2021 - Published: 4/1/2021 - [Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala] Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Dragon Date by Andrius reviews
Harry's botched spell during the First Task of the Triwizard Tournament transforms the fierce Hungarian Horntail into an only slightly less fierce woman. When Professor McGonagall insists he attend the Yule Ball and represent Hogwarts with dignity, he suddenly knows exactly who to invite as his date. Harry/Hungarian Horntail.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,613 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 2,114 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 3/7/2021 - Published: 2/25/2021 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
Room of Doom and Gloom by ANGSWIN reviews
The Master of Death and the Merc with a Mouth are sometimes neighbors...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 71 - Published: 1/7/2021 - Harry P., Deadpool/Wade W. - Complete
Fluffy Balls of Horror by cuby18 reviews
Or benefits of being a subcontractor. Written for SpyFest 2020 December Fic Exchange. Prompt: 'Alex had never expected to encounter genetically modified hamsters'
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2020 - Complete
Princeps by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen, AU. Harry has worked for years as an Unspeakable to identify the best point where he might go back in time to change the impact of Voldemort's war. Now he knows: he will have to return to his parents' Hogwarts years and encourage the Slytherins to stand on their own instead of following a leader. Surely nothing can go too wrong. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 77,337 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 2,128 - Follows: 1,184 - Updated: 12/17/2020 - Published: 11/22/2019 - Harry P., Severus S., Regulus B. - Complete
The Stag and the Flower by ReluctantSidekick reviews
Harry is dumped, Fleur is neglected. The two decide to leave England for a holiday together. What comes from their decision will change their lives forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,221 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 5,646 - Follows: 5,872 - Updated: 12/8/2020 - Published: 11/27/2018 - [Fleur D., Harry P.] - Complete
Memento Mori by Kirodan reviews
"You were too late, but now you are in time. Touch only what you have to save and leave the rest alone or it will leave you behind" Harry is not so okay after the final battle. The mirror of Erised has something he didn't know he needed. Now it is up to him. Lines in bold italic are written by J.K Rowling
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 76,028 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 11/24/2020 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
His Lost Innocence by phoenixgirl26 reviews
Harry Potter's friends refused to stand up and tell the truth about Severus Snape's role in the war which sends the former death eater to Azkaban. Harry decided to turn his back on the magical world and his friends, even ignoring the attacks from death eaters, ignoring the fact some of his old friends have been killed or badly injured. Warning: slash, strong language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,389 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 10/15/2020 - Published: 11/1/2013 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Awakening by SweetShireen reviews
After his name came out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry woke to a disturbing reality. The wizarding world only saw him as an expendable pawn, his carefree attitude towards studying left him struggling to survive, and he had never truly appreciated the one, constant companion at his side—Hermione Granger. It was high time for change. Gradual Grey!HHR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,875 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 3,705 - Follows: 4,014 - Updated: 10/14/2020 - Published: 1/1/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Wolf's Choice by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU of GoF, sequel to Other People's Choices. Harry begins his summer with horrific visions that come true much faster than he was expecting. He'll have to rely on his circle of friends, both his guardians, and all his allies to cope with the results. COMPLETE. The sequel, Leopard's Choice, is now up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 194,304 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 1,898 - Updated: 7/6/2020 - Published: 7/23/2018 - Harry P., Severus S., Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
Snake Pit by VicVivi reviews
"He was summoned as someone who 'wants to be here' and 'is capable of defeating' you, my Lord." – "That does not mean he has to." – Desperate, the Order has reached across dimensions for help against Lord Voldemort. However, with Harry Potter involved things don't go as planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,272 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 6/15/2020 - Published: 5/4/2019 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Grinning Goblins by Fairywm reviews
Harry feels that it's stupid to alienate those who control your money. See how a bunch of first years treat the goblins and what comes of it. These kids are going to cause quite a storm. Should be fun. A fast paced, happy, story about changing their destiny. It all starts at Gringotts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,979 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 2,865 - Follows: 1,571 - Updated: 6/1/2020 - Published: 2/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dean T., Justin F. - Complete
A Brand New Start by Fairywm reviews
Rita spouting lies, branded as a Dark wizard and goblins in a rage; Harry's had enough. So, he seeks to jump back in time to save himself from a life of misery and fickle loyalty, maybe a little revenge and mysteries along the way.Time Travel! A Harry raises himself fic. Non-epilogue compliant, non-slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 152,491 - Reviews: 1799 - Favs: 8,285 - Follows: 4,749 - Updated: 5/21/2020 - Published: 8/8/2015 - [Harry P., OC] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
This Time The Potters by Fairywm reviews
Sequel to A Brand New Start: Time Traveler Harry Potter/Hydrus Black once again travels to 1981, hoping this time he can save Harry's parents along with Harry. Having saved Harry once, this time should be much easier with his past experience. If only things would go as he expects they should... Time Travel!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 115,398 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 3,203 - Follows: 3,270 - Updated: 5/17/2020 - Published: 11/1/2015 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Severus Snape and the Art of War by CypressWand reviews
After his death, Severus makes the decision to return to the world of the living, starting in the summer of 1975. With his adult knowledge on the upcoming war hidden inside his 15 year old body, he finds his way back to Lily, and his new position in the wizarding world. / This is a pro-snily story. (No character bashing) STORY: COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 250 - Words: 547,600 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 4/13/2020 - Published: 3/1/2019 - [Lily Evans P., Severus S.] Albus D., Marauders - Complete
Dysthymia by Briarwitch reviews
(Sequel to Malaise) Yassen always knew his mid-life crisis would be spectacular. Breaking out of prison was supposed to make things easier. If evading every agency on the planet wasn't hard enough, underestimating Alex's withdrawal, escalating drug use, and physical health's capacity to worsen indefinitely certainly didn't help matters. This is what he gets for getting attached.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 58 - Words: 188,154 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/29/2020 - Published: 4/8/2019 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Smithers, Yassen G. - Complete
Molly Weasley and the Second Cousin by ZebJeb reviews
Molly's children do not know much about her second cousin, besides him being an accountant or something. She has a good reason to keep her family in the dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 255 - Published: 2/15/2020 - Molly W. - Complete
Powerful Men by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen, AU. Tom didn't know whose idea it was that a mysterious man who had walked out of the Veil of Death should be the guest lecturer for Defense Against the Dark Arts while Professor Merrythought dealt with some kind of magical emergency, but he could thank them. And curse them. Henry Evans changes Tom's life. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 300 - Published: 11/18/2019 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
High Hopes by ShayaLonnie reviews
Single father, Harry Potter, thought his romance days were behind him. He lives for his sons, his friends, the single-parenting support groups he attends weekly, the occasional great latte, and a beautiful woman who might be more than the friend he thinks she is. — Written for Sing Me a Rare Volume 3; Runner Up: Best Comedy, Best Romance
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,721 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 193 - Published: 11/5/2019 - [Harry P., Astoria G.] - Complete
Iceblink by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Blunt follows through on his threat; Alex is placed in Foster Care, runs away from Foster Care, and Alex Rider officially vanishes. One year later, staying out of MI6 sight after the SCORPIA ordered assassination of Sayle...Yassen is pickpocketed by a street-rat. In Alex's defense, he thought Yassen was just a twink eating a danish. Canon Divergence. Follows Point Blanc.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 44,398 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 144 - Published: 10/31/2019 - Alex R./Cub, Dr. H. Grief, Yassen G., Julius G. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Summer At Grimmauld Place by Silver Queen reviews
When Sirius turns Peter Pettigrew in, suddenly he's free. Harry's more than happy to leave the Dursley's no matter what living with Sirius Black might be like. [Book 3 POA AU]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,841 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 242 - Published: 9/16/2019 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Wastes of August by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen. Harry came back from death with the ability to look into the future. And he can see the general decay and decline of the wizarding world, exposure and war with the Muggles, and the extinction of magic in a few decades. He takes action to prevent it. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 102 - Published: 8/1/2019 - Harry P., Death - Complete
Like an Erumpent in a Graveyard by tyrannicpuppy reviews
We've all had a gut feeling that something was very wrong, but Harry Potter has been through so much more that he has a higher threshold for weird feelings. Meaning when he gets one, he tends to listen to it. So, what happens when he gets this feeling before grabbing the Triwizard Cup and instead accidentally knocks it into one of the many dangerous beasts in the maze with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,260 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 390 - Published: 7/31/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Amelia B., Amos D. - Complete
Outrages So Hideous by Lomonaaeren reviews
Harry knows that everyone would be disappointed in him. Hell, he's disappointed in himself. But he just doesn't see any other way to change the rotten structure of wizarding society. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,987 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 154 - Published: 7/20/2019 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Harry P., Kingsley S. - Complete
Unique by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPBZ slash, oneshot. After the war, Harry thinks Blaise is the only one in the school trying to live the way he is. Interest leads to a growing attraction. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 132 - Published: 7/8/2019 - [Harry P., Blaise Z.] Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter: Lord of Darkness by AngelSlayer135 reviews
A twist of fate sends Harry down a much darker path. The question is not how far he will fall, but how many others he will take with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 343,910 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 3,057 - Follows: 2,523 - Updated: 6/23/2019 - Published: 2/4/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Not Dumbledore by kathryn518 reviews
Ron Weasley knows something the Wizarding World does not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 3,469 - Follows: 1,163 - Published: 4/21/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D. - Complete
Reading the Chronicles of Nick by Blue Cinder reviews
Nick gets a surprise from Ambrose, books. And 8 of them. They are about his life. How will everyone be able to handle all the new found secrets? Rated T for language and maybe some.. Ash/Nick love cos I'm into that.
Chronicles of Nick - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,503 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/20/2019 - Published: 5/22/2014
Malaise by Briarwitch reviews
Yassen knew it wouldn't end well for little Alex. The assassin's dull existence within the secret prison in Gibraltar is disrupted suddenly by the little spy's arrival. Babysitting a traumatized teenager with violent fits, mood swings, and who firmly believes they're both dead wasn't exactly how Yassen imagined he'd spend his retirement. This stupid family.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 82,517 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/1/2019 - Published: 12/13/2018 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Black Widows by White Angel of Auralon reviews
People believed that they were such great couples. If only they knew. The two sisters were great actresses, who would play their roles until they had reached their goals. Secrets of their family would bring them what they wanted for themselves and their children. Deception was something they had learned from a young age after all. Both would have done well in Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,637 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 485 - Published: 3/18/2019 - Lily Evans P., Petunia D. - Complete
Things We Lost in the Fire by stop-pulling-on-mariazell reviews
"Where do we begin? The rubble, or our sins?" Conflicted about her grandfather's legacy, and struggling to cope with her family's fall from grace after the rebellion, Snow's granddaughter writes about how her life changed when Katniss volunteered for the 74th Hunger Games. Three oneshots.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2019 - Katniss E., Pres. Snow, President Snow’s grandaughter
Between the Wasteland and the Sky by the.goal.is.greatness reviews
It's hard to forget a nightmare that's true. [Peeta x Katniss]
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2019 - [Peeta M., Katniss E.] - Complete
Hermione Granger and The Obliviated Parents by ZebJeb reviews
Twenty years after returning her parents' memory, Hermione reflects on how well things worked out with her parents. Her parents have a differing opinion. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 172 - Published: 2/11/2019 - Hermione G., Mr. Granger, Mrs. Granger - Complete
The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea by pongnosis reviews
Alex always knew his curiosity and impulsiveness would get him into trouble. It got him tangled up with MI6, after all. He hadn't expected it to land him in the middle of SCORPIA as Yassen Gregorovich's apprentice. No pairings, AU after Skeleton Key.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 97 - Words: 553,253 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 1/27/2019 - Published: 12/24/2016 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Arson on Christmas Eve by TheSilverHunt3r reviews
"Alex," Tom sang. "I have an idea." "Oh...God no," Alex protested. "I recognize that tone. It's the 'reckless scheme that could land us in jail' one."
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/19/2019 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf, Tom H., Eagle - Complete
Prediction, no thank you! by sonotalady reviews
After McGonagall's dismissal of the first divination lesson Harry decides to change elective. In the process Harry starts to understand that he can do things without Ron or Hermione and that their yearmates are worth getting to know. A different take on PoA and on. Rating's for safety. Not a Ron/Hermione bashing story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,303 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 5,503 - Follows: 5,565 - Updated: 1/1/2019 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Harry P., Luna L., Susan B., Terry B. - Complete
The Chessmaster: Black Bishop by Flye Autumne reviews
Chessmaster Volume III. AU. All is not what it seems to be. As information and disinformation spreads, Death Eaters are released from Azkaban and several long-buried secrets surface, exposing hidden truths. With reputations, plots, and lives on the line, schemes come into fruition as the Chessmaster makes his next move...Sequel now posted!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,021 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 4/29/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Sirius Black Is Sick of Your Parenting Advice by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. Sirius chose to stay and raise Harry instead of running after Peter. He's just really, really sick of everyone telling him how to raise Harry. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,132 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 356 - Published: 12/6/2018 - Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Shattered Curses by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPLM. Harry has had such terrible luck in dating that he suspects he has a curse on him. He comes up with an idea to break it: date someone so terrible for him that the curse will give up. He picks Lucius Malfoy as the obvious worst choice. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 193 - Published: 11/29/2018 - [Lucius M., Harry P.] - Complete
Never Come Back Home by Lomonaaeren reviews
Established SSHPDM, emotional infidelity. Harry honestly didn't know when it started going wrong, but he knew he was tired of attempting to hold their relationship together when neither of the other two seemed at all interested in it. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 218 - Published: 11/18/2018 - [Draco M., Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
When Harry Knocked Up Pansy by zugrian reviews
An offshoot from We're In This Together, starting up during chapter 26. What if Pansy had become pregnant? How would becoming teenage parents change the path of the Potter family? A one-shot idea of what could have been. Strongly recommend reading the main story first. Begins after the Gryffindor vs. Slytherin match in Prisoner of Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,194 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 151 - Published: 9/24/2018 - [Harry P., Pansy P.] Dobby - Complete
Jacob Moves In by NikkiB1973 reviews
The prompt was simply Jacob moves into the Swan house. Simple enough right? Right? LOL ;) Set early Eclipse AU. Now on permanent hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 89 - Words: 192,682 - Reviews: 1899 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 9/23/2018 - Published: 4/20/2018 - Bella, Jacob
Phoenix by The Feisty Rogue reviews
Suddenly Phoenix shifted from lax to alert and he rose from his seat. He paced toward the corridor and leaned against the wall with one hand, reminding her of a tiger stalking his prey. Natasha shivered and placed a hand on her gun. "Hello Nick," Phoenix purred. "I hear you've been playing with the big boy toys and you didn't think to invite me." *W.I.P.*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,970 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 1,717 - Follows: 2,374 - Updated: 9/21/2018 - Published: 4/25/2017 - [Harry P., Loki] Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
I Did Nothing by Secre reviews
When Harry James Potter walks into Hogwarts for the first time, Minerva realises that she made a huge mistake in leaving him with the Dursley's all those years ago. If she does something now, will she be able to change things? And will the Lion and the Snake be able to work together? Divergence Point: Walking into Hogwarts. Series planned for future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 141,115 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 4,129 - Follows: 3,807 - Updated: 9/18/2018 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
The Dangers of Foresight by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Anakin was a Jedi once. He was also a 45-year-old Sith Lord. Yet now he's nine again and back at the Jedi Temple, determined to change destiny. To do so he just has to juggle preventing Dooku from joining Sidious, starting a personal war against slavery, avoiding Palpatine, and Jedi training to all while maintaining the facade of a child. Too bad that's never been his strong point.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,759 - Reviews: 2940 - Favs: 6,939 - Follows: 6,620 - Updated: 7/29/2018 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Obi-Wan K., Count Dooku - Complete
Other People's Choices by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. The Sorting Hat doesn't just let the Sword go when it falls on Harry's head in the Chamber, but also Sorts him again, this time into Slytherin. Harry is furious and terrified, and the adults aren't helping much. COMPLETE, sequel to come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 191,253 - Reviews: 2653 - Favs: 4,388 - Follows: 4,052 - Updated: 7/23/2018 - Published: 12/12/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Sorting Hat - Complete
Commune by flowerchild33 reviews
After the war, Harry and some of the other survivors build a unique, new life. Includes more characters than I can list.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,522 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/23/2018 - Published: 6/3/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Teenage Kicks by juliasejanus reviews
Alex had played Monopoly, now life was reflecting that game. He refuses the Banks request for cooperation so goes straight to jail. The High Security one for people who don't officially exist. There he recognises the imprisoned assassin. Escape by any means possible becomes Alex's new goal.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,834 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/17/2018 - Published: 6/8/2018 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
A Second Chance at Happiness? Maybe? by animeotaku20 reviews
A stupidly curious Harry Potter accidentally ends up in the past ... right in front of Regulus Black. Deciding he might as well stop the world going to hell, a - slightly insane - Potter drags a bewildered Regulus with him. Between ending a war and accidentally saving the Blacks, the two quickly get close. Will they have a second chance at happiness? Maybe? Slash, mentions mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,594 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 2,275 - Follows: 1,246 - Updated: 7/12/2018 - Published: 4/7/2018 - [Harry P., Regulus B.] - Complete
Earning His Notice by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPTMR pre-slash. Harry has almost accepted that he won't be going back to his own time, and he's working in a small apothecary in Diagon Alley to make ends meet. Then someone tries to blow up his employer's shop, and that brings him face-to-face with Tom Riddle, who he successfully avoided during his time at Hogwarts. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,470 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 497 - Published: 7/10/2018 - Harry P., Albus D., Tom R. Jr., Abraxas M. - Complete
A Little Wave, A Big Change by loverofeevee reviews
The usual story. Manipulative Dumbles, Harry gaining his independence. This takes place after Harry's third year. It was a perfectly normal day in Privet Drive. The birds are singing, the bees are buzzing, and the Dursleys were their usual cheerful selfs. Then suddenly...Now what on earth is going on this time!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,936 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 7/6/2018 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Nourishment by Avain1991 reviews
When Harry Potter returned from his confrontation with Voldemort he was unconscious and in pain. Fearful for his life Poppy Pomfrey hatched a plan to help him. But when the unexpected happens her plan to bring Nourishment to her paitents body soon starts to bring nourishment to his soul. Rate M for adult themes so don't read if don't like. Harry/Hermione/Fleur/Susan. Bashing!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,394 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 1,890 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 7/3/2018 - Published: 11/17/2017 - [Harry P., Fleur D., Hermione G., N. Tonks] - Complete
Partners? by ReluctantSidekick reviews
Harry wakes up after the events at the DOM finding a semi-repentant Bellatrix LeStrange staring into his eyes. She proposes a partnership to keep the both of them alive. HP/BL/NM/NT/FD/AB/?/?/?- Completed as of 07/02/2018
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 146 - Words: 288,578 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 3,611 - Follows: 2,842 - Updated: 7/1/2018 - Published: 2/18/2018 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., N. Tonks, Narcissa M. - Complete
Return of the Sith! (AU1) by Grubkiller19 reviews
The Republic was on the verge of defeat. The Jedi-led Clone Army seemed about to perish as the Yuuzhan Vong continued its conquest. But the long forgotten Sith Empire unexpectedly comes to the rescue. With the Vong defeated, many people begin to greet the Sith with open arms. But they don't know what the Sith really have planned for the galaxy. STORY DISCONTINUED, READ A/N inside.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 71,295 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/25/2018 - Published: 12/12/2017 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine, Obi-Wan K., Ahsoka T. - Complete
Ouroboros by BrilliantLady reviews
The first time Harry became a snake slithering through a forest, he thought he was dreaming. But he soon realised that in fact he was switching bodies with a magic snake. A very special snake who swiftly became his childhood friend – for when he came back to Privet Drive after body-swapping things were always better for him. Harry & Voldemort friendship, pre-Hogwarts, Dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,203 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 5/14/2018 - Published: 4/9/2018 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Compulsion by witchfire24 reviews
Moriarity returns from the grave with his magical ability to compel people to do what he wants renewed. And what he wants is to punish Sherlock, John, and Molly in all the naughtiest ways. Luckily. Warning: non/dub con, some slash in later chapters. Sherlock/John Molly/Sherlock/John Moriarity/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,370 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/4/2018 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty - Complete
Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles: The Church Of Secrets by prroudhousewife reviews
Another tale of Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles, for parents who don't want their children corrupted by the wizardry and magic in the original books. Keep your children on the path to heaven with this sequel to the first novella, years ago!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,928 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/3/2018 - Published: 4/5/2018
Luck by Nemini reviews
The luck of a devil, this boy has. A triple drabble.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2018 - Complete
The Chessmaster: White Knight by Flye Autumne reviews
Chessmaster Volume II. AU. Tensions continue to rise both inside and outside Hogwarts with the announcement of the International Scholastic Quidditch Tournament. As international influences begin to creep into British politics, Dumbledore isn't the only one worried for the future. Thomas Gaunt is concerned as well, but for very different reasons. Sequel complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 64,000 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 4/29/2018 - Published: 12/3/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Potter in Green by paltropie reviews
Harry Potter is beginning his education at Hogwarts. How will things turn out now that he's been sorted into Slytherin and Severus Snape is his Head of House?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,104 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 4/28/2018 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Crowning Moment of Awesome by MBurris reviews
Neville, abruptly woken from a daydream, is temporarily confused about his actions. And now ... he's terrified of being who he wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/25/2018 - Published: 4/6/2018 - Neville L. - Complete
Wondering by Peachy Hikaru reviews
At night, Sam wonders. Drabble.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2018 - Leah, Sam - Complete
Revelations by Elsbeth Ravensblood reviews
Hermione is kidnapped and has a long talk with her captor. What is surprising is why she was kidnapped and things she learns about herself and Harry that could send canon off into AU territory. One shot. Rating just to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,880 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 137 - Published: 4/11/2018 - Complete
Shades of Red by Nemini reviews
John always knew that soulmates can imply a person who is going to be the reason of your existence. He was never expecting it to be a young man fifteen years his junior. A standalone tie-in to my other story, Shades of Grey. one-sided Yassen/John, with background mention of John/Hellen
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2018 - [John R., Yassen G.] Helen R. - Complete
The Greatest Show on Earth by nrynmrth reviews
"Alex never expected to find himself in this situation with an elephant and a mouse." For the 2018 Easter fic exchange. Oneshot, undeniably cracky.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2018 - Alex R./Cub, J. Crawley - Complete
Shades of Grey by Nemini reviews
They say the moment you meet your soulmate, your world gets filled with colors. Alex/Ben pre-slash, can be read as Gen. Background mention of John/Yassen.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/5/2018 - [Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox] - Complete
All The Things I Do For My Job by cuby18 reviews
We all know that Ian Rider taught Alex the majority of things that helped him survive on the missions. However, some of his missions required different areas of knowledge. Written for the Easter Fic Exchange 2018.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2018 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
What Have We Done? by ladylibre reviews
COMPLETE! Fed up with her family's mourning since leaving Bella behind, Rosalie returns to Forks to prove that the stupid human is just fine without them. But what she finds is not what she expected. And that will not do. **A canon-based, drabblish AU New Moon fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 75 - Words: 98,198 - Reviews: 5841 - Favs: 1,662 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 3/16/2018 - Published: 5/22/2017 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
The King is Dead by livewiresandwildfires reviews
An injury like this would keep Alex out of the field, maybe forever. That hurt more than Alex thought it would. He shook in Yassen's arms, his entire body shuddering with the loss. He would never be as good at anything as he was at being a spy, and he would never be a spy again. / Slash / Rated T/M
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,945 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/6/2018 - Published: 1/14/2018 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Old Friend by Sinyk reviews
An invitation to visit a muggle house in Surrey England, the next morning, the 25th July 1991, is received by Director Amelia Bones. It is the home of one Harry Potter. That visit changes everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 85,361 - Reviews: 2017 - Favs: 7,954 - Follows: 5,370 - Updated: 3/5/2018 - Published: 1/18/2018 - [Harry P., Susan B.] Amelia B. - Complete
Homeward Bound by juliasejanus reviews
Sixteen year old Alex Rider has lived for two years in Russia, as the son of adopted son of the late General Sarov. The CIA wants to tie up the loose ends from Skeleton Key. Alex is going back to America. What will they make of the young man that has survived political games and MI6's aborted kidnapping. Continuation of A General's Son and followed by Sleeper Awakens
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,955 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/4/2018 - Published: 9/29/2016 - Complete
The Next Corner by airedalegirl1 reviews
When you fall for someone you think you can never have what lies ahead? Bella and Jasper feel a connection but Alice lies between them like an insurmountable barrier. The future looks bleak but fate is a strange creature and you never know what lies around the next corner. B/J as always.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 160,278 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 2/8/2018 - Published: 11/23/2017 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Flatmates on Parade by Eideann reviews
When Mycroft "abducts" John, it's a smooth, practised operation. Has he done this before? This is an imagining of how that might have happened. Written between Series 1 & 2 and during the fad for "5 times x happened and 1 time y happened instead."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,650 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/4/2018 - Published: 12/20/2017 - Complete
Chrysalism by livewiresandwildfires reviews
The room lit up again, thunder following seconds later. Alex slapped his hands over his mouth to keep from crying out. A strangled scream was muffled and cut off. The storm was getting closer. (Suffering from a new found astraphobia, Alex just wished he wasn't weathering this storm alone.) Light slash. Rated T.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/2/2018 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Was I That Gullible? by Theadosia57 reviews
Those bastard's, I'll get them back for this if it's the last thing I do. How could I be so blind? I was just an object for them to fight over, neither actually wanted or loved me! Twilight AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,372 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 1/6/2018 - Published: 9/30/2017 - [Bella, Jasper] [Peter, Charlotte] - Complete
Little Bro by Madriddler reviews
Cedric finds Harry in the prefect's bathroom worried about his own development and decides to teach his new "little brother" some very important lessons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 151 - Published: 1/2/2018 - [Cedric D., Harry P.] - Complete
A Mask for Master by BrilliantLady reviews
Young Anakin reflects on the nature of slavery and freedom, and the slim difference between the two. Tatooine slave culture, Young!Anakin, dubious Jedi ethics. Complete.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/23/2017 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Behind a Desk by EpicFangirl46 reviews
For Holiday Fanfic exchange. Alex returns to Brookland, but when Mrs. Jones calls Alex can't help but have some fun.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/23/2017 - Alex R./Cub, Mrs. T. Jones - Complete
Best Served Cold by greensight reviews
For the Holiday Fic Exchange- prompt: prank war. So maybe Alex can't get "real" revenge against Yassen for everything that's happened between them, because MI6 has decided to formally pardon him. But that doesn't mean Alex can't get revenge in his own style.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,897 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/22/2017 - Alex R./Cub, Ian R., Yassen G. - Complete
Hunger by Colourcubify reviews
"Bloody fuck, Sherlock," John stated, huffing out a shocked laugh, "You're making it sound like you're going to murder me,". Sherlock hummed. "Take you apart, surely. But harm you? Definitely out of the question." Post-Reichenbach. Sherlock is losing his mind without John. His brain supplies an alternative. It's not the real thing, but then, Sherlock's not sure what's real now.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,384 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/7/2017 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
The Chessmaster: Black Pawn by Flye Autumne reviews
Chessmaster Volume I. AU. Harry discovers that cleverness is the best way to outwit Dudley and his gang, which leads to a very different Sorting. While Harry and his friends try to unravel Hogwarts' various mysteries, the political tension in the Wizengamot reaches new heights as each faction conspires to control the fate of Wizarding Britain. Sequel complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,994 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 12/3/2017 - Published: 7/18/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Dark Mark Wouldn't Match her Pink Cardie by GIRL IN STORY reviews
"I thought she was making you do lines?" said McGonagall. "She is, yeah. But she didn't have me use ink," he said. "I am not Professor Trelawney," she said. "And despite that fact, I am still not psychic. You will have to use your words." OotP. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,072 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,553 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 11/26/2017 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Rage by puppy-on-crack reviews
Harry has had a shit life. His parents were dead, he had nearly died multiple times, he is always in the news and one of his friends hates him at the drop of a hat. To make it worse now he has to face down a dragon in the Triwizard tournament. He is done. Harry is pissed and he is going to make sure that they all know it. He is taking his stand right now. Snape/omc no other pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,933 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 3,163 - Follows: 2,766 - Updated: 11/24/2017 - Published: 3/14/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Not even a first chance! by senawario reviews
(alt title: Disproportionate response). Give the death-eaters a second chance? No way, not even a *first* chance! This is a "redo" fic with a twist. The pairing will eventually be Harmony but a good part of the story happens when they are too young so hard-core Harmonians need to be patient. Rated M for possible violence in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 186,994 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 2,373 - Follows: 2,061 - Updated: 10/31/2017 - Published: 2/11/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Dobby - Complete
The Carriage Held by Elliot Green reviews
The Dark Lord lingers. Severus spirals. Did Harry Potter ever truly exist at all? (OotP AU. Go inside the mind of Severus Snape as he tackles several beguiling mysteries, and risks everything he holds dear.) COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 148,763 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 10/1/2017 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
A Dance All My Own by Silverfawkes reviews
AU 4th year, Harry decides it's time to man up and dance to his own tune instead of the Headmaster's. Story contains some language, Dumbledore bashing, and a tiny bit of Ron bashing,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 106,324 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 3,474 - Follows: 1,607 - Updated: 10/1/2017 - Published: 9/30/2017 - Complete
Laughter is the Best Medicine by The Seven of Us reviews
In which one of the team brings up Steve's "Language!" incident, and the terrifying, stoic Winter Soldier comes in from the cold. (And for some reason, those two are directly related.) No Civil War. AU. Oneshot. By Ruby.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/30/2017 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Sam W./Falcon - Complete
Lost by NikkiB1973 reviews
Regret can be a heavy burden to bear. Bella's marriage to Edward isn't all it's cracked up to be...set a year after the marriage in BD AU. Thanks to SweetbabyB for the challenge. Now on temporary hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,085 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/20/2017 - Published: 8/2/2017 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Trolling the Toad by Akela Victoire reviews
If his life at Hogwarts was going to be a living hell, then so was hers. She wouldn't know what hit her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 86,140 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 2,082 - Follows: 1,764 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 8/12/2016 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Hedwig Slightly Unhinged by Temporal Knight reviews
Hedwig is a very smart owl; none would dare deny that! So what is a very smart owl to do when she finds her human's living conditions unsatisfactory? Finding a new home is top of the list. Finding a mate for him is right after it. After all how is an owl supposed to justify having owlets if her human hasn't had children of his own yet? Very much a humor fic, no bashing of anyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,574 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 4,516 - Follows: 1,799 - Published: 8/6/2017 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
39 Clues: Yellow Lemons by Menydragon5 reviews
This is the only straight lemon story story I'm writing with the 39 Clues characters.
39 Clues - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,538 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/2/2017 - Published: 5/25/2017 - Dan C., Isabel K. - Complete
The Art of Self-Fashioning by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen, AU. In a world where Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry still grows up with the Dursleys, but he learns to be more private about what matters to him. When McGonagall comes to give him his letter, she also unwittingly gives Harry both a new quest and a new passion: Transfiguration. Mentor Minerva fic. Rated for violence. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 293,426 - Reviews: 3043 - Favs: 7,286 - Follows: 5,953 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 10/29/2015 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Tired of it! by monbade reviews
Harry gets tired of the magical world after he killed Voldemort. Mobbed when he goes out by the people in the Alley and Hogsmead. Molly constantly yelling at him to marry Ginny and her trying to run his life. The ministry telling him he is A going back to Hogwarts for his seventh year or B joining the Aurors to help hunt down the rest of the death eaters. So he forms a plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,525 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,786 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 7/21/2017 - Published: 7/13/2017 - Complete
Put into Lifetime Detention by Death by Harmonious Cannons reviews
Reptilia28 Challenge. Harry learns the fallacy of forgiveness at a Maternal!Reaper's knee. He realises that maximum control is the only way to destroy the Voldemort ideology. ALL Death Eaters(inc Snape) are bad. Max Revenge, Min romance, CRACK/heavy tropey/OTT elements, so distrusted but not bashed Weasleys and Dumbledore. (Add pinches of salt to taste!)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 461,201 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 2,417 - Follows: 1,969 - Updated: 7/21/2017 - Published: 4/3/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Neville L. - Complete
Turns the World by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPLM. After the war, Harry finds out just how exhausted he is. It's kind of nice having Lucius Malfoy under house arrest instead of in Azkaban, so that Harry doesn't have to deal with worries about him escaping or dying. And if no one else is willing to keep an eye on Lucius, well, Harry is. It's almost restful, watching the way his and Lucius's lives interlace. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,812 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 148 - Published: 7/18/2017 - [Harry P., Lucius M.] Kingsley S. - Complete
No Rest For The Wicked by greensight reviews
MI6 decides, for convenience, that the easiest way to continue using Alex without constantly making up excuses is to fake his death. Alex agrees, on one condition: he gets to attend his own funeral. Crack, oneshot, for SpyFest 2017 week two.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/11/2017 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle, Snake, Wolf - Complete
Banking Trouble by EpicFangirl46 reviews
When Ms. Bedfordshire needs a new bank she naturally ends up at Royal & General. Who knows where this will lead.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/9/2017 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 3067 - Favs: 16,514 - Follows: 9,322 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
The Redemption of Ron Weasley by MBurris reviews
Hermione isn't sure she wants to marry a gormless idiot, so instead of accepting the proposal, she begins an interrogation. There were things going on behind the scenes that changes a lot of what she knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,720 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/22/2017 - Published: 6/16/2017 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Beyond: Too Late by Kadrian reviews
Alex Rider. Coyote. Soldier. Rehab at Breacon Beacon. Exactly what he wanted. With K-Unit and the air of hostile betrayal spreading like wildfire, Alex wasn't sure of anything anymore.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 110,273 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 6/18/2017 - Published: 10/29/2016 - Complete
Perfectly Fine by livewiresandwildfires reviews
"Don't worry, kiddo," Fox slugged Alex in the arm, almost causing him to drop his pizza, "this psychiatrist is supposed to be a real brainiac." "Mmhm," Eagle mumbled in agreement. "Young too. Young and bright and top of his field, remind you of anyone?" / Third in my 'Perfect' series. Inspired by RugitusAstra's 'The Somalian Fallout'. / Rated T for strong language and violence.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,664 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/23/2017 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Eagle, Wolf - Complete
Normally Perfect by livewiresandwildfires reviews
Fox read all this aloud in his best Sergeant voice. Upon finishing, he turned to his unit and sighed. "To hell and back, and back again." / Second in my 'Perfect' Series. Inspired by stormbringer94's 'It Get's Better Sometimes'. / Rated T for strong language and violence.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,176 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/23/2017 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Eagle, Wolf - Complete
Perfectly Normal by livewiresandwildfires reviews
He took a second to examine the four men that had woken him from his much deserved sleep. He noted that they weren't enemies necessarily, but he considered shooting them anyway. "Hey, Cub. Long time no see." / First in my Perfect Series. Inspired by RugitusAstra's 'Uninvited Houseguests'. / Rated T for strong language and violence.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,788 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/23/2017 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Eagle, Wolf - Complete
The Changeling by Annerb reviews
Ginny is sorted into Slytherin. It takes her seven years to figure out why.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 189,186 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 3,878 - Follows: 1,878 - Updated: 4/19/2017 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
Easter, Eggster, K-Unitster by Kadrian reviews
Waking up at five was not a happy way to start a day. Waking up at five to paint eggs was definitely worse. But it was Easter, and everyone needs some time to vent off their craziness. Involve K-Unit the friendly neighbors, Tom the best friend in crime, Jack the overenthusiastic redhead, and Alex the innocent. Chaos and a visit to the hospital are ensured. Beware of foul languages.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,898 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/15/2017
A Dramatic Reading by White Squirrel reviews
Umbridge finds seven books about Harry Potter from another dimension in the Room of Requirement and decides to read them aloud to the school in an ill-advised attempt to discredit Dumbledore. Hilarity ensues. Features an actual plot, realistic reactions, decent pacing, *and minimal quotations*.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,657 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 3,885 - Follows: 2,537 - Updated: 4/2/2017 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
The Wand Chooses The Wizard, The Wizard Chooses The Witch by vlad the inhaler reviews
A take on Ell Roche's "Pure-blood Culture": Lady Astoria Greengrass has waited long enough, her father's offer of betrothal neither accepted nor refused by Lord Potter. It is time to discover why.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,714 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 323 - Published: 3/26/2017 - [Harry P., Astoria G.] - Complete
Postscripts by starstriker162 reviews
In which Kendra becomes an Eternal, Seth makes questionable life choices, and far too much time passes. (There is a reason for why Seth lives as long as he does. But that's another story.)
Fablehaven - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/20/2017 - Kendra S., Seth S. - Complete
Owned by Tsubasa504 reviews
What happens when Yassen decides to show up on Alexs door step and where is he taking him? I rated it T because it might get darker deeper into the story.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,965 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 3/18/2017 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Yet If Hope Has Flown Away by Revliledpembroke reviews
Anakin has an enlightening talk with a stranger that may cause him to make some different choices.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/5/2017 - Published: 1/14/2017 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala - Complete
Danger and other feelings by Enviouswriter1 reviews
Alex is pretty messed up now, or so he told his therapist. His reactions are wrong. His thoughts are wrong. Violence doesn't make him feel the way it should. Yassen/Alex, dark, bondage.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,338 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/2/2017 - Published: 2/25/2017 - [Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.] - Complete
The Truth isn't What You Think by ChaoticNightofFlames reviews
Snape is sent to check up on Harry and finds him being abused by his muggle relatives. While they struggle to get through without killing each other, Harry will learn that the Dark Lord might not be what he thinks and perhaps the so called light isn't as Light as they claim. Bad Dumbles SSHH 37 new. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 77,425 - Reviews: 1985 - Favs: 2,648 - Follows: 2,435 - Updated: 2/27/2017 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Amalgum – Lockhart's Folly by tkepner reviews
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,977 - Reviews: 2215 - Favs: 7,735 - Follows: 4,488 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Wood and Steel by Laura Schiller reviews
How did Tally's parents react to the "mind-rain"?
Uglies - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2017 - Tally Y. - Complete
Raven by juliasejanus reviews
Raven: A male agent employed to seduce people for intelligence purposes
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,399 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/21/2017 - Published: 9/12/2016 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
AWOL (Unedited) by dalekchung reviews
Strange things have been happening in the espionage world. Top spy Agent Alex Rider has gone AWOL, and a new SAS soldier has caught the attention of MI6. How long is Trevor Lee going to deny the truth? (Soldiers and spies and unidentified antagonists, oh my!)
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,069 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 1/14/2017 - Published: 6/27/2015 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Lone Traveler: Professor of Defense by dunuelos reviews
Harry Potter, Lone Traveler, is sent to a world where he is supposed to teach Defense to the Mauraders and others during their OWL year. Well, he's going to do it right. And make a right pain out of himself for Voldemort and anyone else who wants to get in the way. Dumbledore neutral, GodHarry, Offshoot of Harry Potter, Lone Traveler, God and Wizard. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,919 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 3,201 - Follows: 2,073 - Updated: 1/10/2017 - Published: 10/9/2016 - Complete
Contractual Invalidation by R-dude reviews
In which pureblood tradition doesn't always favor the purebloods.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,127 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 7,278 - Follows: 4,264 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Intimidation Can Be Fun by The Seven of Us reviews
In which Harry is intimidating, the Ministry is stupid (well, duh), and Malfoy is half along for the ride and half partner in crime. And Harry and Malfoy will NOT be together. Period. End of discussion. Marriage Law fic turned on its head. Pretty cracky. By Ruby.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 89 - Published: 12/7/2016 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Black Fortunes by Herald-MageAnduli reviews
Harry breaks the mirror after the end of the war. He is sent back to 1975 and takes up the mantle of Lord Peverell. He hopes to turn around the tragic Black family story. How? By getting newly widowed Lord Orion Black to fall in love with him. SLASH, Mpreg, Time-Travel, mild Character Bashing. Orion Black/Harry Potter, sub!Harry COMPLETE 11/25!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,605 - Reviews: 3033 - Favs: 10,321 - Follows: 7,864 - Updated: 11/25/2016 - Published: 8/23/2013 - [Harry P., Orion B.] [Lucius M., Sirius B.] - Complete
Can't Rely on Authority by cvtisjustok reviews
After rescuing Sirius Black, again. Harry realizes the authority figures in his life arent doing their job. Watch as Harry takes his future into his own hand. HP/LL eventually, slight Dumbledore Bashing, some Weasley bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 145,276 - Reviews: 1657 - Favs: 6,565 - Follows: 4,112 - Updated: 11/17/2016 - Published: 2/5/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
Salivation, Remastered by Big Boy Writer reviews
It is time that this story was finished!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/16/2016 - SpongeBob, Squidward - Complete
A Full Meal by RisingQueen2 reviews
Will has a problem, every time Hannibal touches him he gets turned on since that day in the shower. He avoided the Doctor the best he could until it was time for his weekly massage with the man. However this is just what Hannibal is waiting for. Final part of 'A Taste' series
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/11/2016 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
His Own Taste by RisingQueen2 reviews
Alone in his home, Will finds himself imagine Hannibal causing him to realize he has feelings for the Doctor. Part 3 of 'A Taste' series
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/11/2016 - Will G. - Complete
Bloodline Breeder by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry discovers a conspiracy at the end of his sixth year. He won't take what he found out lying down. And especially he won't allow for anybody to get his girl and finally make a move. Ideas and manipulations of an old man be damned. Oh, and Voldy also had to go. HP / HG pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,999 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 2,335 - Follows: 961 - Published: 9/11/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Another Taste by RisingQueen2 reviews
A stressful case has Will back on Hannibal's massage table giving Hannibal another chance to touch what will be his. Part 2 of 'A Taste' Series, read warnings inside.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/11/2016 - Will G., Hannibal L.
Just A Taste by RisingQueen2 reviews
Desperate for anything that would help him get some sleep, Will agrees to a massage from Hannibal. Please read the warnings, but this is Hannibal so that's a warning on it's own. Part 1 of 'A Taste' Series
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/10/2016 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
Sophistry and Dialectic by MBurris reviews
Harry gets smart and takes on the true Dark Lord in his life. And if he does it right, all he needs are words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,744 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 9/9/2016 - Published: 8/5/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Devil's Lover by Kindred01 reviews
"Will have you heard of the story of the Devil's lover?"
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/19/2016 - [Hannibal L., Will G.] - Complete
Becoming Human by Musiclovesbest reviews
Alex Rider has been through hell and back, only to be sent right back to hell. After Jack dies there is no one left to hand Alex off to, and so he gets sent back to Brecon Beacon under MI6's care. If only things were so easy for Alex, but since when was his life ever easy?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,578 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 8/10/2016 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Eagle, Wolf - Complete
Dueling Club by Alohaemora reviews
Minerva McGonagall has had a difficult morning, and Gilderoy Lockhart is not making things easier.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/7/2016 - Severus S., Minerva M., F. Flitwick, P. Sprout - Complete
A Different Canon by Priya Ashok reviews
A completed fic about a Harry whose sense of self preservation is greater than Canon. A Harry who is smarter and thinks more. Please read and review. Thank you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,119 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 262 - Published: 7/28/2016 - Complete
Falling through the safety net by juliasejanus reviews
Over 100,000 adults go missing every year in Britain. Those considered vulnerable or with mental health issues are at high risk. Turning 18, Alex Rider feels trapped by his past, so he runs. Living in London, working for cash, staying in squats, sheds and on the streets. Avoiding any connection with official channels or his past. WARNING MALE/MALE SEXUAL SITUATIONS DISCUSSED
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 44,524 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/17/2016 - Published: 4/13/2015 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Therapy Session by aeskis reviews
After some minutes, she pulled back to study him closely. "Will's not … all here." Abigail said, more to confirm than to ask. Hannibal looked at her intently. "He will not remember this experience when he wakes. Not consciously, at least. But somewhere in the depths of his mind, he will know." - This is so, so wrong. And unethical. I have no knowledge of anything. Non-Con.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2016
Get Revenge(If It Doesn't Kill You) by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Dumbledore was a manipulative bastard and Harry wasn't going to play by his games any longer. Harry leaves Magical Britain behind for a better future, and ends up coming back years later, when he is successful and no on knows his new name. But that didn't mean that certain people, like a not so manic Dark Lord, wanted nothing to do with him. A/N:HARRYMORT/SLASH/AD-GW-HG-RW-BASHING!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,311 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 7/7/2016 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
Backward Without Purpose by birdwoman95 reviews
A re-do story full of cliches and cussing. I dislike the Weasley family in general and Ron in specific, so you may want to pass if he's your hero. Adult, Auror Harry is thrown back to his 10 year old body. What does he do? Kick @ and take names, of course. Rating is for the recounting of crimes by a Very Bad Man.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,477 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 463 - Published: 6/28/2016 - Complete
Blackout by mimeo reviews
This was written for the Dreamwidth Hannibal kink meme in 2013. Prompt: "Hannibal rapes Will during his blackouts, Will is none the wiser"
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/22/2016 - [Will G., Hannibal L.] - Complete
Dance on your Grave by juliasejanus reviews
Continues on from To Dance Again Alex gets drawn back in the world of shadows and lies and a freelance operative.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,139 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 5/23/2016 - Complete
My Immortal by xXMidnightEssenceXx reviews
DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,152 - Reviews: 7401 - Favs: 2,852 - Follows: 1,086 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Draco M., OC
After the Fall by WispyWillows11 reviews
When he tumbled off that cliff clutching onto Hannibal Lecter, the only thought Will Graham had was how wrong he was to have decided to kill the two of them. Their love would never be and that was the biggest regret Will ever had. Good thing they survived the fall.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,607 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/5/2016 - Published: 2/7/2016 - Will G., Hannibal L., Alana B., J. Crawford
As Long As You Are Mine by Kaikouken reviews
The first days after the fall are the hardest: Hannibal won't wake up and Will isn't sure if he's dreaming, dead or delirious. Spoilers for 3x13
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,939 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2016 - Will G., Hannibal L.
Swim Deep by coldfusion9797 reviews
Deb tells Dex about her feelings for him while they are hiding out in a cheap motel. Set during episode 7.05. Deb/Dex one-shot.
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/3/2016 - [Dexter M., Debra M.] - Complete
Wait, That Isn't Right by Fairywm reviews
Logic is not part of the Wizarding World and Harry wakes up one morning and realizes this. What will the Wizarding World do when Harry makes a vow and tells about his life to the whole school? A recount of Harry's life, by an angry young wizard and what happens after. One-shot. No real bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,175 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 339 - Published: 3/14/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Fire Meet Gasoline by humanveil reviews
The dark desires of Will Graham's mind emerge long before the killing of Garrett Jacob Hobbs, and by the time he comes into contact with Dr. Hannibal Lecter, the suppressed cravings within him are more than ready to be ignited. AU. Dark!Will. Eventual Hannigram. Warnings inside.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,084 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 3/4/2016 - Published: 12/23/2015 - [Hannibal L., Will G.] J. Crawford, Fredricka L. - Complete
How Will You Repay Him? by Finn The Moon reviews
A little pwp that takes place after Shiizakana. Will and Hannibal get lusty and violent in Will's work shed.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,242 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2016
Grim Vengeance by Randompersonality reviews
Part two of the Grim Trilogy. Twenty years after Harry helped the X-Men defeat the Dark Phoenix, the Master of Death has received a phone call from a very old friend. Apparently, there is a demigod running around with a scepter that controls anyone it touches. Oh and Nick is putting together a team. This should go well...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,134 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 2,444 - Follows: 2,228 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Harry P., Hawkeye/Clint B., Nick F., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Fortuitous by humanveil reviews
A slip of the tongue has never felt so good. Hannigram. Daddy kink.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/2/2016 - [Hannibal L., Will G.] - Complete
In a Princedom by the Sea by ksd43 reviews
After falling off the cliff, Will and Hannibal head south. Along the way, Will must reflect on their relationship, and what to do about it. (Hannibal/Will; M for language, some sexual content; some original formatting was lost in uploading, I apologize for some sudden transitions).
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,114 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/19/2015 - Will G., Hannibal L., Alana B., Margot V. - Complete
Permanent Marker by Snoweylily reviews
Scorpia Rising changed him. For better. For worse. Nobody knows. But now, four years later, their back and out to get him. 19 year old Alex Rider, MI6's best agent, teenage superspy, is sent to the only place on Earth that could possibly protect him. Brecon Beacons. As K-Units unofficial fifth member returns as their official fourth member, how much more changes can Alex take?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 41,477 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle, Snake, Wolf - Complete
I'd Lie by Snoweylily reviews
When Alex Riders new life with the Pleasures is interrupted, he realises there is only one place on Earth he is truly safe. MI6. But with Alan Blunt gone, and Tulip Jones reluctant to use the 15 year old teen, will he be forced to return to normal life? Or will he voluntarily go on more missions for MI6? Between old friends, new enemies, and an unlikely source, Alex Rider is back.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 54 - Words: 56,641 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 11/14/2015 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Ash, Mrs. T. Jones, Wolf - Complete
Do Over by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Will Graham gets a Do Over, waking up on the day he first met Hannibal. Realizing the opportunity, he decides he's going to nab Hannibal without all the drama this time. He had finally accepted himself, right? Things should be better this time. However... what he doesn't know is that Hannibal is getting a Do Over as well! A/N: After Wrath of the Lamb. MURDER FAMILY!
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 11/2/2015 - [Hannibal L., Will G.] Abigail H. - Complete
Instinct by nrynmrth reviews
Alex Rider has settled into his role as an official MI6 agent, complete with benefits. He's managed to keep his profession separate from his school life so far, but that all goes down the drain when a familiar face appears at an assembly on human biology with one goal - capture Alex Rider. Rated for language and violence. A threeshot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,187 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/23/2015 - Published: 9/10/2015 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
The Webs We Weave by Majix.Trixx reviews
He wanted to taste it; to lap at the darkness within Jim Moriarty's hollowed out soul and no matter how much the doctor tried to convince himself that it was wrong, he couldn't dispel the tiny voice in that back of his mind that caressed his thoughts with the whispered fantasies of a much darker man. Johniarty! Slash! THoB compliant!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,017 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/17/2015 - [John W., J. Moriarty] Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
My Cannibalistic Protector by Alpha-Akera reviews
Will has noticed a pattern that has been following him. Will he accept his fate willing? Besides who else can claim to have a protector willing to go to such lengths for him.
Hannibal - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/26/2015 - [Hannibal L., Will G.] J. Crawford - Complete
Of Spies and Green Beans by dalekchung reviews
What is James Barker's (head of MI5) greatest fear? Alex finds out. (Can be related to "Of Spies and Chocolate Bars"; also for one-shot onsie. May be slightly cracky)
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/2/2015 - Alex R./Cub, Mrs. T. Jones - Complete
Of Spies and Chocolate Bars by dalekchung reviews
Alex wants some Hershey's chocolate. How far will he go? (Drabbly, cracky, one-shot onsie ;D)
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/2/2015 - Alex R./Cub, Mrs. T. Jones, Tom H. - Complete
Dracula's Bride by Curtashiism reviews
Will Graham is not Frankenstein's Bride. He is Dracula's.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,569 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/29/2015 - [Will G., Hannibal L.] - Complete
Dissolution by NoxLamiarum reviews
They say when you die, your life flashes before your eyes. All Hannibal sees is Will Graham. [Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter, Spoilers for 3x13]
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/29/2015 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
When Sang Lys Got His Blond by Jessiikaa15 reviews
He had at least attempted to hold back, but his self-control had never been his greatest asset. Sang Lys had always loved playing games with Lucius, the blond all but begged to be dominated. It was about time he gave the man what he wanted. SLASH! A little PWP. Pre-Epilogue DR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 187 - Published: 8/13/2015 - Harry P., Remus L., Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
Passing Years by NikkiB1973 reviews
Jacob is going to die. He asks Bella to stay with him one last time...set fifty plus years after Breaking Dawn AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,245 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/20/2015 - Published: 7/17/2015 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Harry Potter - Three to Backstep by Sinyk reviews
YATTFF - A blend of the Reptilia28 and CoastalFirebird time travel challenges; Harry, Hermione and Daphne Greengrass die during the final battle and are sent back in time to set things back on track. AD/MW/RW/GW!bash. Rated M for themes and language. AU!world OOC!chars. Expect 450k words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 467,583 - Reviews: 6888 - Favs: 15,067 - Follows: 10,184 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Daphne G., Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
Muddy Water is NOT Appropriate Dinner Attire by A Very Respectable Hobbit
When he thought about it afterwards, trying to hose down seven muddy dogs probably wasn't the smartest thing Will Graham had ever done. But then Hannibal arrived and helped to get him all cleaned up before dinner...
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2015 - [Will G., Hannibal L.] - Complete
The Best Revenge is a Happy Song by fanofdenial reviews
Flitwick and the toad choir decided to get even with Umbridge, the biggest, nastiest toad of all. Written for Hogwarts House Challenges Camp Hogwarts competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2015 - Dolores U., Dean T., F. Flitwick - Complete
Get Your Paws Off My Man by sevvyboy1fangirl reviews
When Alana can't get a clue about how unavailable her two go-to guys are, how do they react? Hannigram, cute possessiveness. Please Review! (If you want more just ask)
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/5/2015 - [Hannibal L., Will G.] Alana B.
Dessert by A Very Respectable Hobbit reviews
Plotless, smutty Hannigram one-shot ;)
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/4/2015 - [Will G., Hannibal L.] - Complete
The Sorting Hat's Prank Year by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
The Sorting Hat wants some entertainment this year. A/N: Pure crack fic proposed by flamingpen18. Idea is hers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 246 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Sorting Hat - Complete
Burning Down by crazywords reviews
Alex Rider has had enough. But they just won't leave him alone. Best to go willingly into their embrace then fight it all the way. One-shot. Post Scorpia Rising
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2015 - Complete
Catch by juliasejanus reviews
Alex could never catch a break. He tries to escape his demons on his own terms but there is always something to drag him down.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,007 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Pyrrhic Victory by juliasejanus reviews
To the Victor the Spoils. After Cairo, there were no spoils, only ashes and dust. A Pyrrhic Victory is still a victory. Scorpia was a thing of the past. Alex was no longer an asset. What was left? Alex certainly did not feel like he had won anything, only lost. WARNING SLASH
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,155 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 9/27/2014 - [Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dark's Rise by Marshall Angmar reviews
This story chronicles the rise of Harry Potter, the right hand of the Dark Lord Voldemort. Features a dark Harry in Slytherin, from pre-hogwarts to the end of the war. Harry knew nothing of the wizarding world until a teacher from a mysterious school visited him and told him the tale of his father, catapulting him into a world of intrigue, politics and Power.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 206,192 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 2,297 - Follows: 1,493 - Updated: 3/30/2015 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, OC - Complete
Power of Justice by Alpha-The-Omega reviews
Someone took the law into their own hands. Justice is Served.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 156 - Published: 3/2/2015 - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1890 - Favs: 10,711 - Follows: 5,064 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,029 - Reviews: 2253 - Favs: 12,247 - Follows: 4,262 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 8,024 - Follows: 2,407 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Firebird's Fury: Book III of the Firebird Trilogy by Darth Marrs reviews
They had a plan, formulated from before they were even born. That plan died. From its ashes rises a Harry Potter no longer willing, or able, to let others fight his battles for him. Outgunned, outclassed, outmatched, nonetheless Harry will take up the sword to change not only Britain, but the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 168,226 - Reviews: 1922 - Favs: 2,654 - Follows: 1,734 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Grim Fate by Randompersonality reviews
Fifty years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Master of Death, Harry Potter, finds himself in a spot of trouble. Again. Turns out there are people with powers who are not wizards after all. Men who control metal, a blue beast, and a man who keeps trying to break through his Occlumency shields. What is a wizard to do? Part one of the Grim Trilogy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & x-men - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,239 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,824 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 1/20/2015 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Hulk's Boy by Mya Uzo reviews
Bruce isn't quite sure how it happened or if it was even possible, but the Hulk had fallen in love. Can Bruce protect Harry from the Hulk without blowing his cover or falling in love with the green eyed boy himself? Of course not. Slash duh!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,015 - Reviews: 1430 - Favs: 5,356 - Follows: 3,929 - Updated: 1/19/2015 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Hunt by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry had noticed a lot of things that didn't add up around him. He did something about it. When Ron left the tent during the hunt for the horcruxes, he finally manages to get the true Hermione back. With a better plan they start the hunt anew.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,741 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 5,204 - Follows: 2,425 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Bill W. - Complete
Harry's Happy Cursing by White Angel of Auralon reviews
A mysterious illness spreads all over wizarding Britain. No healer knows the reason and they are helpless in finding a solution. Though once the truth about the origins of the sickness come out, people Change their tune quickly. Just a one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,805 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 2,769 - Follows: 852 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Harry P., Helga H. - Complete
A RIder's Luck by MasteroftheTides reviews
Alex has the worst luck. Now a series of interconnected one shots. May change with inspiration. Also, I don't own Alex Rider. Consider this the disclaimer.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H., Yassen G. - Complete
A Snake Meeting on Downey Street by The Self-Proclaimed Book Whore reviews
What happens when K-Unit is sent to get Alex for a COBRA meeting during school hours. Too bad Wolf is doing Wolfie things, Fox is doing super-secret spy stuff and Snake and Bear are arguing about terrorist experts. What will Eagle do?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 84 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle, Tom H. - Complete
A General's son by juliasejanus reviews
What if …. AU of Skeleton Key. Alex persuades General Sarov not detonated the bomb with the promise that he would do anything the general asked to save Europe from slow radioactive death. Read following Instalments: Homeward Bound and Sleeper Awakens
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,639 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Alex R./Cub, General Alexei Sarov - Complete
Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles ) by proudhousewife reviews
Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,415 - Reviews: 15223 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 1,192 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014
Crossing Lines by Firazh reviews
"What would you do if I told you that I don't want to die?" he says. "That I don't want to sacrifice myself for thankless idiots and mindless sheep?" Severus Snape has an unexpected conversation with Harry Potter. AU: One-shot, sixth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 216 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
System:Start- A Dr Cassandra Cable One-Shot by SpiritedandLoyal reviews
Dr. Cassandra Cable is about to undergo a never-before performed surgery- she's about to become the very first Special ever created. A bit of reflection as she prepares for surgery, some backstory and a little bit of Yogscast references for the sharp-eyed. My first one-shot for 11 Weeks of Area 11! Inspired by, based off of and contains lyrics from Area 11's System;Start track.
Uglies - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Complete
Fratricidal by hujwernoo reviews
Spoilers through White Night. A series of unconnected drabbles about our two favorite brothers (all gen). Marked as complete, but new drabbles added regularly (at least 5 per week, on Thursdays). Review, please!
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 166 - Words: 16,600 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 2/19/2014 - H. Dresden, Thomas R. - Complete
Finding a Family by The Forgotten Nobody reviews
Rewrite of One Big Happy Family. After being rescued from captivity, Alex ends up living with K-Unit while he recovers. Unfortunately, his captors aren't going to let him go that easily. Now trying to protect Alex whilst also find out what he's been through in the past years, Alex may find himself unintentionally finding a family in these men. Some strong language.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,316 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Wolf - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6740 - Favs: 14,509 - Follows: 9,435 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
I'm His Favorite! Me! by Madrigal-in-training reviews
An unusual response by Harry Potter to Draco Malfoy leaves Dumbledore amused, Minerva confused, and Severus bemused. "You're just jealous that Professor Snape likes me best!"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 3,088 - Follows: 866 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Dear Avid Readers by Writer With Sprite reviews
Wolf writes a letter to let FanFiction readers know how he feels. Eagle follows up with another letter offering blackmail as a bribe. Now Fox chimes in... or tries too, anyway. UPDATED! 6/12/2014.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Eagle, Wolf - Complete
Perception is Everything by Kendra James reviews
When Severus Snape is left in charge of Hogwarts over the christmas break, he is less than pleased to discover Harry will be one of his charges. Events force him to face that Mr Potter may not be quite what he has assumed all these years. Year 6
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 165,658 - Reviews: 5070 - Favs: 10,621 - Follows: 6,301 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Firebird's Song: Book II of the Firebird Trilogy by Darth Marrs reviews
Hard times lead to hard choices. What's more important? Freedom, or fate? Love, or death? Harry Potter stands on the edge of a precipice, and he is not sure if the right move is to turn and fight, or fall.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 153,289 - Reviews: 2169 - Favs: 3,082 - Follows: 2,268 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Stormfront 2 by juliasejanus reviews
Continuation on from Stormfront. Repost, rewrite, major plot reworking. The past has left Alex a semi- celebrity. He's still dealing with the fall out from his time with Yassen. Impulsive and his own worst enemy. Alex's journey into adulthood is a bumpy one. WARNING SLASH Alex/Yassen; Alex/OMC
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,610 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Escapology by juliasejanus reviews
In October 2005, fifteen year old Alex Rider escaped from his unhappy life in San Francisco. Dismissed as a teenage runaway, it was an act of escape from a life which had no future. Damaged by events beyond his control and mistrustful of all, Alex calls in a debt and disappears.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,972 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
When Alex returns to Brecon Beacons by The means of procrastinating reviews
What if Alex returned to Brecon after a handful of missions as 16? He is going through selection but all the others drop out and as the only one left he is partnered with k unit for the last bit. How will they get along two years later? Will they even recognise him? Then what happens when Ben turns up and forces Alex to tell them everything?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,966 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Snake, Wolf - Complete
Movie Star by Shelamnia reviews
Alex is subjected to the worst, isn't he? Basically PWP. Smut. Don't like, don't read.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/1/2014 - [Alex R./Cub, Wolf, Snake, Ben D./Fox]
Real Fun by the cold-blooded one reviews
A Johniarty Oneshot, hope you like it. John Watson is kidnapped by Jim Moriarty. Please point out my mistakes :D
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/21/2014 - [J. Moriarty, John W.] - Complete
Family 2 by juliasejanus reviews
Alex has left school. What could possibly go wrong during his year off?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,461 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Alex R./Cub, J. Sprintz, Sabina P., Tom H. - Complete
Haunted by Snoweylily reviews
Alex Rider. MI6's best spy... But he's not just that is he? When the 17 year old gets a new mission to take out a past enemy, he doesn't get all that he bargained for... He finds out secrets, deadly secrets, that MI6 has been keeping from him his whole life... Something that makes his eyes go cold... Something that turns him back into the assassin he was always destined to be...
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,215 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Mrs. T. Jones, Smithers, Yassen G. - Complete
Lets Have Fun by randomplotbunny reviews
A chance meeting in a cafe and an annoying detective laying on a sofa. This could be the start of something amazing. Johniarty all the way!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,390 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 11/19/2013 - [John W., J. Moriarty] - Complete
Travel Secrets: Second by E4mj reviews
Yr 2: Harry has returned in time after one too many things went wrong, his careful plans have been messed up, so he's trying a few new things. He's searching for the diary, but while things are similar, his presence has altered enough to keep him on his toes! No pairings. Dumbledore/Goodguys bashing. 2nd in series. Rated M because I'm paranoid. Everything belongs to Jo!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 87,314 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 5,375 - Follows: 2,968 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Labels by randomplotbunny reviews
Saving Jim's life had been a risky move for John, but now he has to deal with the gratitude of the Consulting Criminal! Whatever shall he do? Johniarty, preslash.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/23/2014 - [John W., J. Moriarty] - Complete
Frozen Fields by Scorpia710 reviews
On the verge of giving up, because how much more can he really give to a world that won't give back? Alex resigns himself to healing in a safe-house with Wolf as his guard. But maybe, through this wary friendship, Alex can find another reason to live.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,552 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Reader, we murdered it by phyll-and-doll reviews
Having watched the movie and busted a lung each laughing we decided to share our amusement with the rest of you lovely people. Here's the result. Enjoy!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,179 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 4/27/2007
Causing Chaos by wolfern reviews
Threeshot. Trilogy? After a mission, Alex visits Brecons Beacons once more. Chaos ensues.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Scales of Change by Night Hawk 97 reviews
A brief foray through Harry Potter's life as it could have been, if he'd been just a little more opportunistic and less moralistic. Lo and behold, a small snake is enough of a catalyst. AU. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 25,471 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Safe Haven by juliasejanus reviews
A happy ever after moment for JulianneL. Yassen truly does love his Little Alex. Slash Alex/Yassen
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Yassen G., Alex R./Cub - Complete
Stripper by juliasejanus reviews
Alex had a new life in London. Free from exploitation by MI6, living under the radar as a stripper. Then his past life as a spy catches up with him.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,901 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Catharsis by Shadow-of-what reviews
Yassen Runs into Alex in a Part of Moscow He Swore Never to Return To.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,762 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/12/2013 - [Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.] - Complete
In Somno Veritas by Ansketil and Lilacs reviews
"Are you often in my dreams, Harry? I have not touched your mind since our little encounter at the Department of Mysteries... and yet here you are... saving me in my nightmares." AU!HBP - LV/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 163,363 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
White Rose Phantom by Devil's Den reviews
The American people have been tacking Alex Rider's good deeds in his new life with the Pleasures on a wild phantom depiction. On a whim, Alex decides to don a black cape and white mask that the public associated with his previous good deeds and hand out justice on Halloween.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Angry Harry and the Seven by Sinyk reviews
Just how will Dumbledore cope with a Harry who is smart, knowledgeable, sticks up for himself and, worst still, is betrothed? A Harry who has a penchant for losing his temper? Ravenclaw/Smart(alek)/Lord/Harry Almostcanon/Dumbledore Non-friend/Ron Harry&Daphne (Haphne). No Harem. Rating is for language and minor 'Lime' scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 490,097 - Reviews: 5150 - Favs: 16,447 - Follows: 7,320 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Lioness' Pride by Littleforest reviews
[Complete] One-Shot. What if, in the aftermath of Harry's disastrous fifth year, Professor McGonagall decided to take a greater interest in her student's wellbeing?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,257 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 66 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 4,301 - Follows: 3,267 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
World in Pieces by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU after the last chapter of DH. Harry gets pulled into another universe to deal with the problem of Voldemort there. But that is not the worst thing that could happen. Mostly gen, with Snape mentoring Harry. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 172,078 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 4,914 - Follows: 3,015 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Easy as Falling by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM, mostly preslash. Harry really doesn't like the way things are going in the wizarding world right now. But who's going to do something about it? Him, that's who! Or, how Harry became a Benevolently Snarky Dark Lord. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 123,790 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 2,073 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Headmaster Snape by Bil reviews
In the end Voldemort always comes back to Severus. Bellatrix is his most devoted follower, Lucius is his most useful... but Severus is Voldemort's mirror. DH oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Severus S., Voldemort, Minerva M. - Complete
Had I Known by kayly silverstorm reviews
After killing Voldemort during seventh year, Harry vanished without a trace. But now, 8 years later, a deadly secret forces him to return and it seems that only Snape will be able to save him. SSHP, no slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 167,745 - Reviews: 4932 - Favs: 5,654 - Follows: 3,830 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Travel Secrets: First by E4mj reviews
Harry Potter is living an unhappy life at age 27. He is forced to go on an Auror raid, when the people he saves are not who he thinks. With one last thing in his life broken, he follows through on a plan for Time-travel, back to his past self. Things were not as they once seemed. Slytherin!Harry. Dumbledore and order bashing. No pairing YET. Book one. (The world belongs to Jo!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,973 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 6,621 - Follows: 2,767 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Courage By Potions by Janara reviews
AU, sixth year story; do not follow the last two books! Sick and tired of the way everyone is trying to force him to become Ginny's boyfriend, our hero is seeking for a way to tell everyone what he thinks of them. Alas, things do not turn out the way he thought they would. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,599 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 2,956 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Firebird's Son: Book I of the Firebird Trilogy by Darth Marrs reviews
He stepped into a world he didn't understand, following footprints he could not see, toward a destiny he could never imagine. How can one boy make a world brighter when it is so very dark to begin with? A completely AU Harry Potter universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 172,532 - Reviews: 4003 - Favs: 5,787 - Follows: 4,111 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 4,960 - Follows: 3,265 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
This Corrosion by ChosenOfAshurha reviews
The vampire Jim Moriarty takes a peek into John's mind, and sees a beautiful challenge- he's consumed with the need to corrupt that purity, to let the darkness out, to watch John come undone. Written for a prompt on the Johniarty tumblr.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/16/2013 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Family by juliasejanus reviews
High School presents a new set of problems for Alex.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,761 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Outwit, Outlast, Outspy by Blown reviews
COMPLETE. An International Red Alert is called, summoning the heads of every intelligence agency in the world. They've come to talk about one mutual threat: a former MI6 agent Alex John Rider. But how did he turn into one of the world's most wanted fugitives?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,461 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 9/4/2010 - A. Blunt, Alex R./Cub, Mrs. T. Jones, Smithers - Complete
Reincarnation by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Five years have passed since Alex Rider disappeared, but now MI6 need him back. With a new life as a heartless assassin, can anyone save him from himself? SEQUEL to Shadow of a Doubt.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,093 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
All Apologies by EyeofMazikeen reviews
Now that John knows about his dalliances with the devil, how will Sherlock ever be able to apologize? Well, good thing John has some ideas about that. Johnlock, Sheriarty, Johniarty, Johnlockiarty, MorMor. Pretty much any combination of John, Seb, Sherly, and Jim that you can think of will appear at some point . Sequel to Not A Junkie. Prior read not necessary, but may be helpful.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,615 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb
Planning Ahead by Bil reviews
AU 4th year. In which Voldemort's plans are upset, Severus is annoyed, and Harry has a new career goal. There is also a kitten, because kittens are cool. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Lost Boy by juliasejanus reviews
Prequel to Dancer. Alex Rider's decent into the criminal underworld after the death of Jack. WARNINGS Slash sex, drug use, torture
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,016 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Dancer by juliasejanus reviews
Manfred Schnagel meets a strange homeless teenager. A meeting that will change both their lives. Second of three parts. Prequel Lost Boy. Sequel To Dance Again.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,712 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Nothing to Lose by Writing Warriors reviews
This story, as a few are in the world of Harry Potter fanfiction, stems from one of those many ideas of Rorschachs Blot, entitled "Nothing to Lose." One of the areas this story will explore is the possible impact on Harry Potter and friends of the isolation that our dear old friend, Albus Dumbledore, always fed to him: this isolation will make up its own reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,681 - Reviews: 1663 - Favs: 4,112 - Follows: 2,570 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Stormfront by juliasejanus reviews
Herod Sayle lay dead on a roof top in London. Alex looked at his uncle's murderer and made a different decision concerning his future, MI6 be damned Alex Rider was his own boss.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,536 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 3,535 - Follows: 1,893 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Finding Home by cywsaphyre reviews
When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 2957 - Favs: 16,487 - Follows: 8,273 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Paying it Forward by Ara Reed reviews
In response to royalfuschia's challenge I post this, a one-shot of Yassen in an elevator with Alex. When caught in a compromising situation, Yassen shows up to offer a favor. Years later, Alex pays it forward to a young woman with a gun.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Loop by Phantom Lightning reviews
Tom asks Alex how to become a spy. He didn't know that Alex was waiting for that question the whole time. Last chapter up. 16/3/13: Edited the last chapter to give it a bit more closure. Still won't be continued, though.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
The Inbetween by Slytherin's Dragon reviews
Dumbledore is up to his meddling ways. Unfortunately, unlike canon, his conjectures are completely off the mark and his methods trigger something far more than he had ever bargained for. I am not updating this anymore because I am doing a rewrite. See first chapter for details.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,837 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 1,859 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Beautiful Sinner by The Nutty One reviews
Alex hated the way his body responded to the Russian's. He was supposed to hate everything about him... But how could he when he knew they'd meet again? Either to kill each other, or create another beautiful sin... Contract Killer Alex. Alex Rider/Yassen Gregorovich.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Starting Anew by Starry Bright Light reviews
Life's a journey of ups and downs for Alex. And living with the Pleasures just wasn't working out. He couldn't live with them trying to control his life. So, the choice was made—he had to get away. Of course, life couldn't be as simple as that... all it took was one simple change to turn life—as he knows it—upside down.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 233,394 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
The Things I Deal With by chariots99 reviews
Drabbles! 100 words of awesomeness! NOW: Tom will NEVER be hired to work for MI6, not as long as Blunt is Director. And this is why.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 7,000 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Trigger by xxfolkvir reviews
The difference between the impossible and possible lies in a person's determination. Alex is full of determination and is not afraid to use it, but at what cost? Many paths are laid out in front of him; his choice will be the catalyst for many others.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,337 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 11,800 - Follows: 3,601 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
All Was Not Well by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry was massively disappointed in how things were going after the final battle. Nothing had changed, it only looked like it on the outside. So he decides to change the past to prevent certain things from happening. Being the Master of Death has its perks. Time-travel, Harry / OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,271 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 6,550 - Follows: 2,354 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Blood Once Spilled by Lomonaaeren reviews
SSHPDM slash. When he needed someone who could answer his griping with griping, Harry went to them. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,131 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 83 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Help by Sydd reviews
Alex has been on autopilot ever since Sabina's death. Sent to Brecon Beacons after being declared a possible suicide risk, the soldiers are none too happy. They still think he's a joke, until he attempts once again. They see the scars, and realise that it's not funny anymore.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,912 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
All Hallows' Eve - New York by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 7,670 - Follows: 2,302 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Man of Iron, Father of Gold by Lunabell Marauder Knyte reviews
Tony's in London on a business meeting and escapes for a little while.On his walk he runs into an orphan...he should walk away,he shouldn't care,he wasn't up for this...but when you tell one Tony Stark that he can't do something, he does it anyway to prove you wrong.Besides...how can he say no to those woefully sad eyes that don't belong on a six year old. Deaged Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,219 - Reviews: 1845 - Favs: 8,751 - Follows: 4,853 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Punishment by apple2011 reviews
Harry awakes to find a certain witch very eager to punish him for destroying one of her possessions. Harry/Rowena, Warning Smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,366 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Harry P., Rowena R. - Complete
Girls' Needs by Abigail Belle reviews
Fleur is willing to satisfy her daughter's "needs". Written for Lady Phoenix Fire Rose's One Hour Challenge/Hardest Challenge Ever on the HPFC forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Dominique W., Fleur D. - Complete
How to Write an AR Fanfic that Doesn't Suck by Castaway5 reviews
Tired of of reading the same stories over and over again, or clicking the back button because your eyes are bleeding from reading a crappy story? Then read this guide and live by it. Seriously. Read this story.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
It Had To Be Him by Mrs. Frank Hardy reviews
Sequel to WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE! Alex just got a proposition, now he has to get out of accepting his fate. With squads of agents watching his every move, Alex needs to do this fast and stealthily too.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
When All Is Said And Done by Mrs. Frank Hardy reviews
Possibly a two-shot. Alex is called into the Royal & General bank to discuss his account. What he doesn't think about is the Prime Minister showing up with a proposition.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Mrs. T. Jones - Complete
Legal Alien by Whispering Darkness reviews
Normal people didn't have to worry about this sort of thing when they go on vacation. They worry about things like losing their luggage, catching a cab or something similar. Not alien invasions. Harry, however, had never been normal. Then again, neither were these guys. One-shot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 5,117 - Follows: 1,680 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Time Heals All Wounds by gredandforgerock reviews
How do you heal them faster? Get sent back in time and correct things. Some chars are OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 98,798 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Stuck in hell with the damn devils by Complicated-little-Jellie reviews
Isolated and ignored at none other than Brecon Beacons, Alex has to show K-Unit whether or not he can shoot. Trouble is ensured, and the pain that follows suite. But what will Wolf do?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,555 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
There's No Such Thing as Heroes by The Potters of the Future reviews
Alex is asked to write an essay on what a hero is. This is what he hands in.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,015 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Not His Wizard by seize the fire reviews
Morgan is being his usual pleasant self, which would be fine if John Marcone didn't happen to see and disapprove.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,724 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/14/2012 - H. Dresden, J. Marcone - Complete
To Know No More by Knighted-Geek reviews
The heads of MI6 didn't realise, even Ben Daniels never realised. No one seemed to realise. And it was only when the teen was sent to the SAS that someone found out. Ironically it was the people who knew him least that knew him the most. Not slash.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,072 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Wolf, Alex R./Cub - Complete
Surrender by Paimpont reviews
Harry writes a letter of surrender to Voldemort. The Dark Lord is intrigued. Slash HP/TR . COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,670 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 6,739 - Follows: 3,219 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Impossible by Belle's Noir reviews
Dumbledore had tricked him into becoming a Champion but Harry wasn't going to take it lying down. He may be forced to compete in the tasks but who says he has to complete the tasks?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 4,427 - Follows: 1,466 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
To Recollect the Future by oliver.snape reviews
Hindsight is 20/20, but when Harry's last steps into the forest set him back further than he'd ever thought, he never realised how grateful he'd be to have Snape there to help too. Mentor/guardian fic, time travel, but not cliched.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,014 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 3,303 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Coming Out by KJmom reviews
Harry catches Albus in a compromising position. Harry/Albus Severus SLASH INCEST
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Bloody Skies by Toki Mirage reviews
Being a gay Hero hunted by a crazy Dark Lord with delusions of immortality, a barmy old Headmaster who thinks it's his job to save the world, and the odd vampire trolling through the halls at night looking for a midnight snack isn't easy. Just ask Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 332,494 - Reviews: 4991 - Favs: 6,571 - Follows: 4,900 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
They Shook Hands : Year 1 (New Version) by Dethryl reviews
After swearing I was done tinkering with the first entry in the series, the Muse struck me. Essentially the same story, but with a more solid introduction to the new characters. Names changed to protect the innocent. Less canon text. More Snape!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 102,222 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kid by evansentranced reviews
A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,867 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 3,131 - Follows: 1,227 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Rumour Has It by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
There are a lot of strange rumours floating around about Potter and Malfoy. Rated T for swearing and excessive references to cherries
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 117 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Banking is a Traumatic Experience by Writers4All reviews
Really, all he did was walk into a bank. The bank robbers just happened to do the same thing at the same time.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,037 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Band Together by True Colours reviews
Alex never expected to find himself playing guitar on-stage with two geeks, a chav, a pink-haired rocker and an ex-self harmer, but here he is. Exactly how is this going to save a teenage poet from death at the hands of the so-called deceased?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 130,021 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Don't Jump by FireyFreedom reviews
Alex/Yassen Yassen finds himself facing a broken Alex on a rooftop currently stand alone, I'm thinking of doing a sequel
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Ghost of Christmas Eve by xwerewolfgirlx reviews
Two years after SR Alex Rider is heading home for Christmas Eve when he sees a ghost of his past, but is he a real ghost or a not-so-dead man. COMPLETED!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,048 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
The New Minted Coin of the Soul by Lomonaaeren reviews
SSHPDM, oneshot. Harry saves Snape and Malfoy from what seems to be an assassination attempt. He saves people all the time. But Snape and Malfoy don't get saved all the time, and to a Slytherin, debts always demand repayment. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,201 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 175 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
What It Means to Be Alone by Emmy-loo reviews
Three times that Alex Rider thinks he sees Yassen Gregorovich again.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,247 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Conspiracy by Maethoriel Raina reviews
After Voldemort's defeat, and in order to keep control of Harry Dumbledore enacts a marriage contract between Harry and Ginny. Bound by Pureblood Traditions, Harry can only use that to his advantage. Not a Harry/Ginny fic. Pre Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,689 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 6,975 - Follows: 2,157 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Pro Patria Mori by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Alex was sick of being used and threatened and blackmailed and so fourteen year old Alex Rider became sixteen year old John Sanders. And now he's joined the SAS. Will he be able to keep his secret? Or will MI6 find him?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,710 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
He doesn't share by iiluvcoffee3 reviews
Voldemort doesn't share, even with himself. LV/HP slash drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Every Cloud by Bonomania reviews
When Umbridge's detentions get too much to handle, Harry finds himself back in the hospital wing, and Snape finds himself forced to come to the aid of The Boy Who Lived once more. Will Umbridge finally get her comeuppance?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,502 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Alacran by the ersatz diplomat reviews
"Our away team took a wrong turn somewhere in Faerie and ended up on Tattooine. Or Arrakis. Or in the middle of the Gobi freaking Desert." Set circa White Knight, pre-Camp Kaboom. References the giant scorpion incident in Storm Front.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/22/2011 - H. Dresden, C. Ramirez - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 7,550 - Follows: 2,833 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Shadow of a Doubt by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
SEQUEL to Past of Shadows. K-Unit have rescued Alex, but there is still a long way to go to fix him. With a new threat lurking in the shadows, can they piece Alex back together? Or will the doubts of others tear them all apart?
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,360 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Past of Shadows by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Bear has known Greg for about three months now - he works at his local pub. He's just a waiter. Pretty average really. But then... why do Wolf, Eagle and Snake all seem to know him?
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,271 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Pains and Contradictions by atypicalsnowman reviews
SS/HP. Slash. When Harry begins to break under the pressures of death and prophesy, help arrives from an unlikely quarter: Snape. Despite their own doubts, manipulations from all sides and hapless interventions combine to bring their two souls together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 312,846 - Reviews: 1978 - Favs: 3,380 - Follows: 1,634 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Rider on the Storm by swabloo reviews
Sometimes he thinks about turning to Sherlock and saying, 'look, my name isn't actually John,' and telling him about how he's been living off adrenaline since he was fourteen. Sherlock/Alex Rider crossover
Crossover - Alex Rider & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 246 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Alex R./Cub, John W. - Complete
VS 2: Of Nightmares and Nocturnal Musings by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Harry is seeing things from inside Nagini. What's a boy to do, faced with the Christmas holidays, trapped inside the Order's headquarters? HP/LV slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,051 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 333 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Shower Time by LinkLovegood92 reviews
Molly accidentally walks in on Harry in the shower.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,429 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 129 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Harry P., Molly W. - Complete
Operation: Bury Your Dead by MercurialInK reviews
On the run from every intelligence organization in the world, hunted by a traitor who's supposed to be dead, and caught in the middle of a civil war between the board members of Scorpia, Alex is pretty sure it doesn't get worse. Sequel to Red Crescent.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 127,071 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Yet Another Universe by Silverfawkes reviews
AU lighthearted funfest with mature overtones,Post DH Harry gets pulled to an AU only to be expected to do it again. Dumbledore bashing is rampant Harry is doing it his way but he's going to have fun doing it! RATING FOR LANG. AND SEX INUENDO
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 65,708 - Reviews: 2596 - Favs: 6,192 - Follows: 2,942 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Hiking Vacation by Sakiku reviews
Alex is conned into a hiking vacation in the Brecon Beacons National Park. And for once, the trouble that finds him has nothing whatsoever to do with his secret occupation as Super Spy – merely a horrendously bad streak of luck.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,248 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Fools Rush In by londonsocks reviews
Harry is not stupid,but what if for once he stopped to think for himself for just a moment? Dissatisfied with his current situation he resolves to improve it,to hell with anyone who gets in his way. AU after OOTP. Warning:contains some delicious cliches!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,011 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
When You Shoot, I Think I Die by nuclearXsquid reviews
By the fourth time Alex had been rescued, he was becoming slightly paranoid. Whomever had been helping him was able to find him every time, despite of the multiple disguises and backgrounds MI6 had assigned him. Yassen/Alex, Lyrics from P!AtD.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Caught by kellegirl reviews
Harry's hobbies always got them into trouble. Written for Snarry-a-thon11.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Catharsis by Bil reviews
Aftermath of PS. An eleven-year-old boy killed a man and all they did was pat him on the head and send him off to bed. Severus finds himself put in the uncomfortable role of Father Confessor. SS, HP. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 77 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
When in Paris by ConfusedPumpkin23 reviews
Paris – the city of lovers. Even lovers with guilty consciences, lovers with secrets, lovers with lies. Even lovers who, in all respects, aren't supposed to be together. But be careful. The past can be a dangerous creature. Scorpia AU, John/Yassen
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Complete
For Better Or For Worse by Karai III reviews
Jack and Alex meet in an accident caused by Scorpia. As a result Jack goes back to America and Alex is without a home until Wolf takes him in. But nothing is as it seems and it could well be Alex's last stop in more ways than one.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,154 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Ropes and Gags Enthrall Me by Stellanti Nocte reviews
Sequel to Chains and Whips Excite Me. Warnings: BDSM, PWP, slash, fluff. You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 244 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Not John by ConfusedPumpkin23 reviews
Three times, Yassen didn't kill Alex because of his father. It's hard to remember that blood is not everything. Alex is not John Rider. He is not his father, no matter how much Yassen wishes that were true. Set during Eagle Strike.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Yassen G., Alex R./Cub - Complete
the Secret of Slytherin by Kirinin reviews
Amidst misconceptions and reconciliation, the lines that separate the Wizarding World will be destroyed. Enemies will serve one another as friendships are tested and forged. But first, the Sorting Hat has a message for Hogwarts... 1st in Kindred Powers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 52 - Words: 194,942 - Reviews: 1929 - Favs: 1,915 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
An Unexpected Return by pygmymeese reviews
When Alex finds himself back at Brookland ten years after graduating, he discovers that his name has yet to be forgotten. New students and old teachers alike just can't imagine a successful, respectable Alex Rider.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,078 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
The Weapon Revised! by GwendolynnFiction reviews
After Sirius's death, Harry devotes himself to learning magic in a desperate attempt to protect the people he loves. Warnings: Profanity, Extreme Violence, References to Non-Con -Not of Main Character-, Dark/Questionable Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 300,801 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 2,401 - Follows: 1,409 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Accidentally in Love by Witticism-fails-me reviews
21-year old Alex Rider has been sleeping with one assassin for about a year when he finds that he actually has feelings for the man, so he goes to Tom Harris for advice and help. Warning acts of complete immaturity. M for language and suggestive behavior.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
It's My Life by Fyreheart reviews
After his second year, Harry begins to realize Hogwarts isn't everything it could be. Are there other options available? While the Hogwarts characters belong to JK Rowling, the story is obviously outside of canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,383 - Reviews: 2212 - Favs: 8,895 - Follows: 3,824 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 9130 - Favs: 14,214 - Follows: 10,929 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
A Suicidal Hamster? by Blue Skyes101 reviews
Tom convinces Alex to sleep over one night at their school, and the two discover a shocking well, really not that shocking at all secret about their class pet. All humor, with a teeny tiny side of plot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Those Shrouded in Dim Light by Queen of the Castle reviews
AU. Harry didn't understand the world outside his cupboard and his relatives. When he was finally let out of his dark prison, he sought the closest thing to their indifferent cruelty he could find. Harry/Snape slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,181 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Torment: Sold by imagineaworld reviews
PREQUEL TO TORMENT. When Alex falls foul of a white slavery gang, it's up to Yassen to rescue him again . But will the Russian take advantage of a lonely, abandoned 16 year old? Or will the situation demand it? And will ALex agree? SLASH, BDSM
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
Vinewood Series 1: Choices by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Harry Potter goes dark. It seems this is what everyone feared, and is thankful he never did. Or so they thought. First in the Vinewood series; begins at the Third Task, in the Graveyard. Pre-slash, slash HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,309 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 2,339 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
In this World and the Next by RobSt reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 5667 - Favs: 14,810 - Follows: 6,513 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Between a Rock and a Hard Place by Monster Mads reviews
The world's Intelligence agencies have all heard of him – but who is he really? The ambassadors have come to the agreement that Alex Rider will be subjected to an interview in order to get a better grasp on the teenage enigma's motives. Two-shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,349 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
The Last Time by Cabriolean reviews
John/Yassen slash. Yassen is a minor.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2010 - John R., Yassen G. - Complete
213 things skippy can no longer do in the us army by The Drunk Fisherman reviews
- I though readers of this category would appreciate this little story more than others, . No I wont put a link because its not right too try to get people to visit another sight by posting links on a home site. I liked it...maybe you will too
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Daze by ShiruyTheSecond reviews
Why is it that whenever Wolf runs into that kid, things just get really strange...? - Alex/Wolf, written for Spyfest 2010
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,445 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Til Death Do Us Part by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Wolf and Alex were forced to marry as part of a mission. What they didn't realise: it's legally binding! Can the two learn to get along, or will 'til death do us part' come just a bit too soon?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Never Steal Wolf's Coffee in the SAS by Fearlee reviews
Eagle decides to see what happens when he steals Wolf's coffee. I swear, he's going to end up in the emergency room one of these days...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,577 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
For Friendship, For You by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Tom would do anything for Alex. Even when he doesn't ask. SLASH. Alex/Tom. One Shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9948 - Favs: 29,078 - Follows: 11,831 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Quietly into the Night by Luciferian Principle reviews
On a mission gone wrong, Alex is thrown into a world in which he is prey in a sea of predators and solely dependent upon a certain Russian assassin. Slash. Yassen/Alex. Strong warnings, read inside. Story is illustrated. For SpyFest 2010.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,542 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Talking of Michelangelo by lookupatthesky reviews
There are other things Alex Rider could be doing right now. Alex/Yassen. Slash, explicit sexual scenes, etc. You have been warned.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 51 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
The Death of Nick by Nickspaz17 reviews
Trent murders Nick and kills him. Nick goes back to his life in the past to when he had lost his Virginity to a little baby. SUCKISH story. Don't read if you are a flamer of mine. rating is in the story.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Gwen, Trent
Operation: Red Crescent by MercurialInK reviews
A mossad agent blamed for the theft of top-secret information. An unknown terror stalking the streets of his hometown. Another mission - diving into deep cover in a terrorist cell in Gaza - to discover the truth. Has the luck of the devil run dry at last?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,939 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
The Abyss of Revenge by Anne Phoenix reviews
Final part in the Blood & Fire arc. Having once again escaped Scorpia, Alex finds himself in a different sort of trouble. But if Alex is going down, he's determined on taking everyone with him.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,695 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
World Enough and Time by salty-sarah reviews
On the night four names are drawn from the Goblet of Fire instead of three, Viktor Krum spies the figure of young Harry Potter and makes a decision that will rock the entire wizarding world. Canon till the Tournament. Viktor/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,238 - Reviews: 1199 - Favs: 8,229 - Follows: 2,747 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Viktor K., Harry P. - Complete
Birthday Wish by MageKalize reviews
It's Harry's birthday and he gets one wish. HP/SB/RL Threesome!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 105 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
A tale of a Masochist Complete Version by Mistress Slytherin reviews
Harry learns something about himself that is both frightening and liberating, what wll he do? Mature*** Entire complete story. Read my A/N
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,399 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Imperio by Senyor Fier Mensheir reviews
Belief is a powerful thing, and with so many believing Harry to be a real lord of hell, someone has taken notice. DarkHarry, Yr 3 of my Dark Curses series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,815 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 124 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Essence of Amity by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
Well, I know one thing's for sure, Master." "And what would that be?" "We did get them to unite with each other over a common enemy."
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,173 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Crucio by Senyor Fier Mensheir reviews
The first years of his existence were torture. Pain and suffering were formerly a constant in his daily life. How will his previous experience affect this new year? DarkHarry. Yr 2 of my Dark Curses serise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,691 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 131 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Avada Kedavra by Senyor Fier Mensheir reviews
Having been deprived of his basic rights, as well as his rights as a child, Harry Potter decides to deprive others of such rights as well, most especially the right to live and exist. DarkHarry. Yr 1 of my Dark Curses Series
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,263 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 270 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Acting, not 'Re'acting by Bumpkin reviews
This doesn't make sense,' Alex thought… 'This was not how the SAS worked, not as far as he'd understood it…' As he'd understood, the SAS prided themselves on their versatility and teamwork... and so far he just wasn't seeing that.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,623 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Harry Potter and Afterlife Inc by dunuelos reviews
My own response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry died in the battle with Voldemort. What happens when he meets the Grim Reaper? Especially when the Reaper isn't happy with him. Rating changed to more appropriate one. HHr. Other pairings as they come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,380 - Reviews: 1976 - Favs: 7,985 - Follows: 2,814 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Disturbia by DaggersBloodPain reviews
It has been 2 years since their savior has been seen by anyone. His return will rock the wizarding world. Britain meet the next Dark Lord, one both Voldemort and Dumbledore fears. Hell's Child has arrived. SLASH THREESOME Severus/Harry/Voldemort RL/FG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,013 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Torment: Punished by imagineaworld reviews
SEQUEL TO TORMENT. First chap now up. About how Alex gets into trouble when Yassen has to go away to do some work -cough killing cough- and when he comes back Alex is in BIG trouble. BDSM, slash, adult content, etc
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
VS 5: Dead Viewing Eyes by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Harry learns of the reason why he can't see thestrals until Cedric's death, and discovers a betrayal by a previous ally. Voldemort and Joker finally consummate their relationship. Harry's 16. HP/LV LEMON! Warnings insid
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 245 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A month in Hell by PsychoBlonde reviews
At sixteen Alex was still an agent for MI6, tired he comes back from a missions to only be forced to go to the only place on earth he hated more than being an agent especially when his class would go too. Only two words, SAS camp. Slash involved :
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,087 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Complete
VS 7: Quirks of Fate by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Harry and Bellatrix bicker. A lot. The consequence? Their significant others get their wicked way. HP/LV SLASH! Lemon! Kinky!sex! Harry's 6th year. Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 251 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Paraselenic by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
ºHPTR / HPLVº With maturity comes understanding, and Harry understands just fine. After ten years in training, Harry returns to the moment he left…with a whole new plan for himself. ºThe Light will never know what hit itº Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 221,745 - Reviews: 4032 - Favs: 7,623 - Follows: 3,683 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Unbreakable Road by MaitresseSaint reviews
Bella is tired of being hurt by the Cullen's & takes matters into her own hands. Bella/Jasper OOC/AU Rated M for language & LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 132,802 - Reviews: 2160 - Favs: 2,496 - Follows: 1,084 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
VS 6: Drunken Desires by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Harry wants to experiment with his and Voldemort's relationship. What better way than to fake being drunk to test the other man? HP/LV Slash Harry's 6th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 230 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 16107 - Favs: 27,342 - Follows: 11,514 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Perfectly Normal by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Alex is alone. Scorpia want him dead. These are the facts. But Alex knows only too well that in the world of lies and espionage, even basic truths can change.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,198 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete
VS 8: The Seventeenth Wish by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Harry's turning seventeen, and makes a wish on a real cake while he celebrates with Voldemort and the Death Eaters. It's his only wish to come true, and it does in the oddest manner Harry's ever met. SLASH. HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 226 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Anywhere But Here by Scorpia710 reviews
Alex froze as well. Then, he smelt it. Some part of the helicopter was on fire, and Wolf, Eagle and Fox were still inside, and unconscious. Story for Spy Fest 2009.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,138 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Torment by imagineaworld reviews
A day in the life of Alex -as Yassen's pet. Rated M for a reason. Warnings- lots and lots of slash, bdsm, adult content. Don't like, don't read. Chapter 2 up and it's now COMPLETE! YAY!
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
VS 3: Vinewood by SweetlyDesolated reviews
After the nightmare in the Ministry, Harry is informed of the true prophecy and he has a breakdown . . . in the arms of the Dark Lord Voldemort. HP/LV pairing. Oneshot. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 307 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Splatter by nuclearXsquid reviews
Alex pulled himself away from the sight, the spatter of blood from the wall permanently imprinted in his mind. His vision was dotted like the pattern as he walked towards to door, resigning himself to sit outside – away from the corpse. Yassen/Alex Slash
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Why Phobias Are Not Play Things by swabloo reviews
A funny short story featuring Alex and K-unit interaction. Because kicking someone out of a plane is just plain stupid.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Unexpected Letter by Sphirex reviews
Harry recieves an owl from his crush, Draco, inviting him to his home. When he arrives, he finds something unexpected. SLASH! Harry/Lucius. M Rated for a reason! NC-17! Graphic Sexual Content!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
A Summer Escape by enchanted nightingale reviews
After his 4th year the Delacours see Harry alone at Kings Cross and decide to take him to France where an unusual romance blooms between Harry and Rabastan Lestrange. But will it last longer than the first night? SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,718 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 3,063 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Rabastan L., Harry P. - Complete
Drowning by RikkuAlaise reviews
Alex finds himself dumped and drugged in a tunnel, left to drown... until an unexpected saviour shows up. Yassen/Alex SLASH
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,156 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Complete
You Can Run but You Can't Hide by Anne Phoenix reviews
Following the events of Never Say Never, Alex tries his best to forget his terrible ordeal. But when he finds a letter written by his uncle, he can't help but investigate. Before long, Alex finds himself on the run with nowhere left to turn.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,614 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Complete
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 269 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Possessed or Possession by meikouhaikitsune reviews
The Locket saves Harry's life, but he's starting to learn the difference between being possessed by someone and being a possession. Harry/Voldermot-Tom. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 142 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Call It Karma by 0nom0 reviews
Alex was attempting to get some rest after his failed assassination. He had not expected Mrs. Jones to have come visiting him, and he most definitely was not expecting what she had to tell him. But he certainly could not -- would not -- complain.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Complete
The Wish by Alpha-The-Omega reviews
Harry has Defeated Voldemort. It's hours after the final battle, and Harry is accepting awards... but then gets an unexpected surprise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,932 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 268 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Did you have a better idea? by enchanted nightingale reviews
A spy for MI6, an assassin for Scorpia, a bed and a bottle of wine or two. Alex should have known it was not his best idea to spent his night off. On the other hand Yassen does not think the same. Alex/Yassen.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/8/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
A Life of Lies, a World of Truths by sweetdesserts reviews
Alex has just gotten back from Australia, what happens when an old enemy...or friend comes back from the dead? Will old friendships be rekindled or will old adversaries be reunited? Read and Review please! Post Snakehead! COMPLETE! SEQUEL IS UP!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,710 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
Never Say Never by Anne Phoenix reviews
Alex should have been safe. After all, he was just taking part in a training exercise … right? Right, but in Alex's world, adventure and mystery are never far away.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,640 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Complete
Demasked by Sacmis reviews
Having lost everything, Alex is sent back to the SAS training camp. But even here, he can't escape old demons and even makes new ones. How far can a 14 year old be pushed? And what lengths will a unit go to for their 5th member?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,245 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 12,309 - Follows: 3,865 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Difference of Time by The Black Iris reviews
Harry Potter’s life has been an incredible journey, but his death will be even more incredible. Harry Potter dies and is sent back in time to rewrite his history. What will he change? How will he cope? Complete: NotSlash, NoPairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 54 - Words: 210,627 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 2,986 - Follows: 1,457 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4969 - Favs: 14,103 - Follows: 6,655 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Coma by Dragon Rider of Alagaesia reviews
What if John hadn't died but been in a coma for the past fourteen years? What if Yassen had survived the bullet? Secrets unravel and the dark past catches up. After Snakehead. Follows cannon plot. Prepare for twists and turns. Not the usual AR fanfic.FIN.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,860 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
The Woes of Brookland by Crowlows19 reviews
When the Cherubs reappear Alex is forced to work with them in order to save his school. Will they get the job done in time? Sequal to One Strange Day.
Crossover - Alex Rider & Cherub - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,152 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Karmic Balance by swabloo reviews
Where one good turn deserves another, and a bad one needs to be balanced. Yassen and Ian, working together to rescue the one thing that ties them to each other: a seven year old Alex Rider.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,686 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Ian R., Yassen G. - Complete
Issues by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
Alex has issues. Not surprising considering the extent to which his life has changed in such a short amount of time but that’s not what he has a problem with. Nor does he have a problem with his feelings but who he feels them for: Yassen Gregorovich Slash
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,947 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 67 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Flawless by Foreverwolf reviews
What happens when Alex has nothing left to lose? WARNING: Yassn/Alex Slash, and probably borderline PWP, Dark Alex! Dubious consent. There IS a plot, lol. Oh, and Alex is 14, though his mental age is much older.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,660 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Complete
Year of Changes by redfrog reviews
Sequel to Summer of Independence. Harry's 6th year, dealing with Dumbles and Ron, lots of Quidditch and just being Harry. Ron& Dumbledore& Ginny bashing. Independent Harry story. No pairings planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,541 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 4,832 - Follows: 2,264 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 2,625 - Follows: 579 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
No Thank You by Sarah1281 reviews
What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 2,515 - Follows: 653 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Future Imperfect by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. A world in which Voldemort wins. And honestly wishes he hadn't. Time travel. Potential future slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 2,975 - Follows: 563 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
What is Right: Year One by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry finds himself making a decision to give it all up just to change what has happened. What he doesn't realize is that he gets a second chance to set it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,258 - Reviews: 3771 - Favs: 7,847 - Follows: 4,631 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
My Vacation in 1977 by LilBlue-Hedggie reviews
AUSlash Forced to vacation in 1977, Harry stubbornly refuses to befriend any of the students in fear of changing the future. 'Since you claim that I’m so unlikable Lily, I bet that I can get Harry to be friends with me before you do.'You're on Potter.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,532 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 2,107 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
A Passion for the Fight by Lady Danar reviews
Yassen Gregorovich and John Rider trained together during their time with SCORPIA but neither of them were ever part of the organisation. Fighting and slash... enjoy! not betaed, sorry but I'm lazy :P
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
Quintessence by Mathematica reviews
“Well, Master, I think I’ve found the one positive aspect of this situation.” “Which is?” “The Temple won’t have to pay the costs for our funeral pyres.”
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,654 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 115 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Spies, Lies and Confusion by amitai reviews
SLASH, Crack!fic, threesome, and a tiny, insy James Bond crossover. Yassen Gregorovich was probably the last person Wolf had been expecting to see in his kitchen. Dedicated to Silver Queen, the poor thing, and M for a crack!ficcy reason.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
Property of the HalfBlood Prince by thesewarmstars reviews
During his sixth year, Harry becomes very attached to the previous owner of his Potions text, but what will happen when he finds out who it really is? SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,920 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Chapter Seventeen Remix by abrandnewboom reviews
The missing scene from Stormbreaker: Chapter 17. AHORZ is careless sometimes, and loses these dirty fragments. Yassen/Alex slash. Helipad pron.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
Anything But by Silver Queen reviews
SLASH. John/Yassen. Not just a student/mentor relationship. Dedicated to the wonderful amitai.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 3,531 - Follows: 511 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Hospitality of Spies by abrandnewboom reviews
Alex is asked by MI6 to take Yassen Gregorovich in for a while. Afterall, what better place for an assassin to hide out than the home of the most notorious spy in the world? Yassen/Alex slash. PWP. Seriously, it's just pron.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Some Days by opalish reviews
Ginny's not like Harry. She doesn't get to talk to the dead. PostDH oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Care Less by Dinkel reviews
Sometimes you really shouldn't care about all the important things and enjoy the rest... Rodolphus and Rabastan plan to do just that and Harry isn't too averse, either... now betaed Oneshot...RLHPRL...SlashThreesome
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,764 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Rodolphus L., Harry P. - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8529 - Favs: 7,878 - Follows: 1,905 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Statutory by amitai reviews
SLASH, Alex/Wolf. Translation of Isil's fic, 'Detournement de Majeur'. Alex is irresistible, and poor Wolf is damned. One-shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Minerva McGonagall and the Insurance Salesman by shewhoguards reviews
The hapless insurance salesman squirmed. “If you will recall, Professor McGonagall, last time we spoke I told you we wished to cancel your policy. The amount of issues the school has – it’s simply too high-risk for us...”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Minerva M.
Harry Gets His by Rage Buddha reviews
How far would Harry go to get what he considered his?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
The Cunning Hand by Silver Queen reviews
“It’s confirmed,” Tulip Jones said. “Yassen Gregorovich is alive.” Post Snakehead. Alex Rider might be finished with MI6, but they’re not finished with him.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,544 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
Conscience by Nylah reviews
One shot. Alex goes on a trip to France with two MI6 agents, acting as a cover. But things go awry, and he finds himself having to fill in for one of them to perform an act that will weigh heavily on his conscience...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,547 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
The World Without Me by Eternal Cosmos reviews
Harry won the war against Voldemort but at a terrible price.Fawkes gives him another chance in a new world where he died as an infant and where Voldemort still lurks in the shadows...but not for long, because when one exists the other cannot survive. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 188,711 - Reviews: 5754 - Favs: 12,032 - Follows: 5,398 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Insight by Wolfwhispers reviews
Voldemort captures Harry summer before 5th year. He no longer wishes to kill Harry, instead wanting to find a more useful purpose for the boy and experiments with his scar. Will Harry find his Slytherin side and truly escape Voldemort? Summary of end DONE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,269 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Questionable by amitai reviews
Sometimes, John just found it too difficult to choose. And then the choice was made for him. Explicit slash and Het.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
Checkmate by Phoenix Sworn reviews
Post OotP. AU. Will be dovetailed with HBP. With the World turning against him, and everything going horribly wrong, Harry is stuck. He has to keep fighting, but he may have to do it all alone. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 93,880 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 10/19/2003 - Harry P.
Too Clever By Far by Gamana reviews
Harry finds out that he was Salazar Slytherin in a past life. He learns to live with the knowledge while teetering between unfailing loyalty and the urge to tinker with fate. Under Revision
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,796 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Harry P., Salazar S. - Complete
Oath Breaker by Goblin Cat KC reviews
Slash. HP:DM, LM:SS. At the start of seventh year, the Malfoys perform a dramatic doublecross and Draco educates Harry in dark magic. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 197,987 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 2,575 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Through the Grapevine by Miranda Aurelia reviews
When a photo of Harry and Hermione appears in the Daily Prophet, Harry’s girlfriend Ginny is livid. It’s just too bad that her attempts at damage control only succeed in pushing her boyfriend and the 'bushyhaired bookworm' together. HHr. GinnyBashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 160 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Venom by Nankinmai reviews
He shouldn't have asked. He shouldn't have been curious. But who wouldn't want to know why the Potter brat was still alive after a deadly snake bite.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Irish Choice by DisobedienceWriter reviews
With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 62,622 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 6,199 - Follows: 2,063 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Order of the Light and Dark by Priya Ashok reviews
COMPLETE AU after fifth year.Harry sees through Dumbledore and starts his war on both the Light and the Dark forces. Please Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 220,039 - Reviews: 2049 - Favs: 4,453 - Follows: 1,750 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
An Object Lesson by amitai reviews
Everyone in Alex's school has thought him a bit wimpy, ever since his uncle died, and he started spending more and more time off school... with no good excuse. How will they react when they find out just how wrong they were? COMPLETE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,151 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Complete
Ouroboros by chase glasslace reviews
Postwar. 'You and I will always be here ... even after you follow me into death, we will remain.' The wizarding world tries to rebuild and forget, but history will always repeat itself. Mild TomHarry. [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The last dinosaur’s roar by IP82 reviews
PostDH. ONESHOT. Harry sets himself on one last desperate quest to prevent the apocalyptic future. But will he have the guts to do what needs to be done, for the greater good? Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,070 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 121 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Year of the One by Ash9 reviews
Sequel to HP and the Bloody Summer- 6th yr. Did Harry survive attempt after attempt on his life only to die in the end? Complete! Epilogue now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 204,735 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Spiritus Mundi by Shaitanah reviews
Postwar. Harry, an Auror in training, tries to deal with the consequences of the Final Battle as he interrogates Voldemort who is a prisoner in his own dream world. The more Harry gets to know his former archnemesis, the more he questions himself. HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Have You Noticed? by ttfn.tahtahfornow reviews
"'That's not—Christ, Malfoy—you can't just—you're—' 'I'm—mmph.' 'God.' 'You're right, Potter. I am God.'" Sleuthy Hermione, slightly dense Ron, and a little too much sexual innuendo to be healthy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Voldie's Book Club by cheryl bites reviews
Voldemort is imprisoned and tortured. Harry visits him and gets off with him. Torture, swearing, sexual references. HPGW, RWDM, HPLV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,406 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Stronger Than Hope by Alaunatar reviews
AU after OoTP, a few HBP details. An obsessed, grieving Harry has decided on a dangerous way to defeat Voldemort. Snape is paying closer attention than before, but his contempt for Harry blinds him. Eventual Snape as Harry's guardian story. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 164,882 - Reviews: 1635 - Favs: 2,312 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Hanging By A Moment by RestartingInsanity reviews
AU:The life of Harry is never easy and finding a long lasting mate who won’t use him becomes very difficult. Harry's in pain but no one notices except for Lucius Malfoy and soon he finds himself falling for everything his father hates.LMHP:Slash:Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 102,743 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 4,674 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Well No One Was Watching by ShadowSSnape reviews
Harry enters a low point in life, he doesn't think anything or anyone matters anymore. Sinking lower and lower, who will help Harry before it is to late. Cutting, mild drug use and other adult themes.......Snape mentors Harry eventually....
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,211 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 2/22/2007 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Death In Love by cheryl bites reviews
“Death” falls in love with Harry, and sends him cobwebs, thorns and snakes to win his affection. HPLV. Mild injury, sexual content, slash and PPP: Pretentious Purple Prose.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 301 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Unspeakable Truths Vol 1: The Truth is Out There by unspeakable writer reviews
After the events of his 5th year Harry is approached by the a seperate faction in the war and given a choice, allow Dumbledore to continue manipulating his life, or become an Unspeakable Operative. Pre HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 81,012 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete
You Set My Soul Alight by Shaitanah reviews
During the battle between Harry and Voldemort a curse backfires and takes them to some isolated room which they can’t get out of. Voldemort/Harry SLASH. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,432 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
How We Survive: Winds of Change by twighlightshadow reviews
For Harry Potter, returning to Hogwarts means many things: food and a warm place to sleep, a strange mix of laughter and peril, and divulging a secret. Danger is on its way. Sequel to How We Survive: The Runaway. Welcome back to Hogwarts, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,544 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 10/17/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 2,691 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Dumbledore's Payback by Laume reviews
OOC, AU, Etc. Voldemort is gone, and Harry is free. Now it's time for some payback...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,596 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 9/16/2006 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Tread Softly by Dius Corvus reviews
“I am Jonathan Frost. I was Voldemort and Tom Riddle. I was also Harry Potter.” After the final confrontation with Voldemort, Harry finds himself changed and thrown back into the time of the Marauders and Severus Snape. SSHP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 182,436 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 2,647 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 5/3/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Tom Marvolo Riddle Potter by SisterDear reviews
When Voldemort is defeated, the fragment of his soul still stuck in Harry drags the Boy Who Lived with it through time in search of another, complete version of itself. A time travel, Harry adopts Tom Riddle story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,197 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11837 - Favs: 23,996 - Follows: 8,634 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2355 - Favs: 6,830 - Follows: 2,720 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Forsaken by Shivani reviews
Slash, HPDM - Wherein Dumbledore does the unforgivable, and is forsaken by his pawn.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 127,363 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 2,766 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 8/2/2004 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
On the Wings of Magic by Bil reviews
Complete. AU sixth year, post OotP. Harry understands some hard truths, Minerva and Severus are drawn in. Not HBP compliant. Hero!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore. HP, MM, SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,071 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Mistaken Identity by Silver Pard reviews
Will the real Boy Who Lived please stand up? Snape is convinced that the second Potter twin is the one to worry about. Too bad no one else seems to agree. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 2,554 - Follows: 658 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
One Winged Angel by Shivani reviews
Slash, HPTR - One view on why Tom Riddle became Voldemort, and what he does once he realizes that particular truth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 185,846 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 12/13/2004 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Magpie by AbstractConcept reviews
Harry watches over himself, but he isn’t the only one. Slash. Snarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,549 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Eligibility by NemesisFate reviews
Severus must fend off claims on Harry. HPSS slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,513 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 80 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
How We Survive: The Runaway by twighlightshadow reviews
An attack on the Dursleys left Harry to fend for himself. Years later, an overheard conversation results in new challenges which may prove impossible in the long run, such as remaining hidden in plain view, learning to trust again, and staying alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,439 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 1/26/2006 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Gift of Magic by MarbleGlove reviews
On a silent night, war approaches and loyalties are suspect, but beyond it all, it's still Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Argus F., Severus S. - Complete
Not My Fault by Laume reviews
Written for the 3th floor corridor contest. To the very end, Lucius insist that it is not his fault.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,138 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Lucius M., Draco M. - Complete
Happily Ever After by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Once upon a time, there was an old man. This old man liked to manipulate people. He pissed a lot of people off doing this... A random, fairytalelike oneshot. Contains trace amounts of slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
There's Always a Way by S'TarKan reviews
This is my response to the Marriage Law challenge after hearing about it and reading some stories... and thinking about what MY reaction would have been if I was Harry. Oneshot, complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 403 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Horrible Interpretation of the Prophecy by cuddlebearlove reviews
8th in the series. Voldemort interprets the prophecy in an odd manner, and tries to talk Harry out of it. The others in this series are referred to.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
The One True Heir of Slytherin by Illeanah reviews
Sequel to History Retold. Harry is sent back to his own time only to find himself in utter choas. And what is the big deal with Salazar Slytherin's gift? Written before HBP. Completed!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,152 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Learning and Teaching by FyreFlyODoom reviews
After a bad summer Harry is resorted because of some problems within Gryffindor. How will he react when he's put in the middle of the people he once thought were his enemy? HPSS Warning: this fic contains minor selfdirected violence on Harry's part
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,390 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 8/9/2005 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
History Retold by Illeanah reviews
Thrown back in time Harry has no choice but to accept the guardianship of a wizard hated throughout time Salazar Slytherin. But nothing is as it seems. There is more to snake tongue than meets the eye! COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,553 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 7/29/2005 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 2,697 - Follows: 606 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Stag and the Dragon by Kenya Starflight reviews
Crossover and OoTP AU. It's Harry's fifth year, and a desperate Dumbledore hires a new Dark Arts teacher who might prove to wreak more havoc than Umbridge ever could... Darth Vader.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,240 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 5/6/2005 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Darth Vader, Harry P. - Complete
Perfection by Just Silver reviews
HL one-shot. "You smell like sex and blood." Harry is on a mission and it goes a bit awry. Not too surprising since Harry's not exactly himself these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Crumbling Pedestal by Shivani reviews
Slash, HPSS- Harry's date with Voldemort at the conclusion of the Triwizard tournament didn't go quite as planned. Fate steps in with a 'unique' opportunity, offering Harry the chance to live and mature in the past. For a while, anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 179,530 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 4,224 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 6/21/2004 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
The Art of Peace by Ueshiba reviews
Complete! AU. Harry decides his friends in the wizarding world will be safer without him, prompting him to leave it. Instead of the normalcy he craves, he finds something else, something he could never have foreseen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 68,079 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/26/2004 - Published: 6/19/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
SNAPE'S PROPOSAL LETTER FOR THE DARK ARTS by Sarah Noble reviews
He sends in an application every year...but what does it SAY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Severus S.
Fire and Ice by RaNdOm Hp FaN reviews
Slash warning!!! If you don't like, don't read, and don't flame. What would you do for love? Full Summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,989 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/13/2004 - Published: 3/20/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Redemption by krtshadow reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 4160 - Favs: 9,067 - Follows: 2,557 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Extent of Existence by Yih reviews
Slash, HPxSS Part 2 of the PARADOX SERIES. 7 years is a long time. 7 years brings many changes. 7 years of trials, torments, and tragedies. What will the coming years bring? Continued in Harry Potter and the Paradox of Being.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,167 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/25/2004 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mirror Of Paradox by Yih reviews
[COMPLETE] Part 1 of PARADOX SERIES. Transported into another dimension by cursed mirror, Harry enters a world where he died as an infant and ruled by Voldemort. Left with no choice, he adapts. Continued in Harry Potter and the Extent of Existence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 146,063 - Reviews: 1856 - Favs: 1,511 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 11/24/2003 - Published: 5/28/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
An Assault on the Senses by akscully reviews
Ron was sick and tired of them dancing around. He was going to end it by any means necessary. Poor Harry and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,212 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 4/13/2003 - Published: 3/5/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Danger of Rumors by Passo reviews
{{COMPLETE}} Harry innocently triggers a barrage of absurd rumors in Hogwarts. When it reaches Draco, the Slytherin decides to spring a surprise.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 127 - Published: 3/31/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Je Te Plumerais by Nimori reviews
SLASH. A caged bird will sing, if only to conserve his spirit. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 64 - Published: 11/27/2002 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 1,973 - Follows: 365 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Can't Be Held Responsible by Amy Fortuna reviews
Hogwarts, but not as you know it. Harry, but not as you know him. What if...?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 3/26/2001 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
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A Killer Rabbit reviews
Alex gets Bunnicula as a pet. How, you ask? Well, it was a fluffy white rabbit, how much harm could it possibly do?
Crossover - Alex Rider & Bunnicula series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27 - Alex R./Cub, Jack S., Bunnicula, OC
A Momentary Distraction (Can Seal Your Fate) reviews
Alex is finally rescued from his creepy stalker (cough, Yassen keeps following him, cough). Alex has never been more terrified of an old lady with a cane. Major Character Death.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Annual Agony reviews
Alex's annual review is coming up again. He has to write a short summary of his achievements for the year. Apparently "feeding a supervillain to alligators" doesn't count - that doesn't seem fair!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
A Retire reviews
Alex Rider has torched many places before but he never deliberately locked the doors and windows until now.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Unconventional reviews
Some organizations have a list of goals. SCORPIA has a copy of the Geneva convention.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19 - J. Rothman, Major W. Yu, Zeljan Kurst - Complete
The School of Hard Knocks
Donna Treat has been sent undercover as a supply teacher. Unfortunately she failed chemistry. This is going to be a disaster. Alex can't stop watching.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
A Difference Of Time reviews
Alex Rider dies and makes a deal to go back and fix everything with a suspicious figure...surprise! It works. Now he is back four years before the day his uncle dies. Can he train and pass as his age without raising suspicion? Good thing keeping up a front is what he was trained for... Note: Rating may increase. Updates are aimed at once a month, and never more than two apart.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 81 - Words: 524,053 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 3/11/2017 - Alex R./Cub, Jack S., Yassen G., OC
Awful Airplane Rides reviews
Can you please do something where Alex deals with an airplane hijacking, but he's annoyed at the fact that it was his flight that got hijacked? [This a fanfiction that parodies airline hijackings with a side of satire. Please read at your own discretion.]
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15 - Alex R./Cub, J. Crawley, OC - Complete
The C in Scorpia is For Corruption reviews
Malagasto gets inspected by the Italian education board for OSHA reasons. How large is the bribe going to have to be?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13 - Complete
Framed in Fuencarral-El Pardo reviews
An electronic remote for the newest supervillian device blows up. Right in front of Alex's salad! He knows that there is no way in hell this guy won't believe it's him.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Falls reviews
"Questions surround this week's tragic death of Alex Rider, 14, who plunged to their death from the forty-first floor of the Royal and General Bank today. As the tragic story unfolds, mystery surrounds the decisions..." (A more likely end to the flagpole scene, with Blunt making a massive mess out of the situation). Rated M for Gore. Warning: Major Character Death.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9 - J. Crawley - Complete
A Disruptive Date
Supervillian blind date where they destroy a city together to see how compatible they are as a couple. Hint: This does not turn out as well as Brendan Chase thought it would.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Published: 5/7 - J. Rothman - Complete
Just Another Man reviews
A suit and a clipboard will get you a lot of places no questions asked. And there are accidents that need to be arranged.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5 - Complete
Dungeons and Drag-ins reviews
Alex goes to a bar and somehow manages to join a D&D adventure group. Fuck this, fuck them, and fuck his life.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3 - Alex R./Cub, OC
Raucous Rainbow reviews
Alex accidentally acquired a fifty foot fire breathing snake named "Rainbow" that he set loose in a jungle. Suddenly, Rainbow decides to find him while he's at Malagasto.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Memorable Messages reviews
"If you're calling to make death threats, please press 1. If you're calling to threaten my family, please press 2. If you need my address to send a letterbomb, press 3. For anything else, press 4 and leave a message after the tone." Alex has always given out his number to anyone that asks for it - terrorist, criminal, colleague, or random stranger. His life through voicemail.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Alexander the Confessor reviews
Alex can make anyone confess to their crimes with a single touch. And once they stop, they just don't stop. They just keep confessing. That's what it means to be a confessor. Doctor Three has no idea what to make of his new student's ability to ruin an agent forever.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Australian Animal Adoptions reviews
Alex was told that Australia was a hellhole. He doesn't get it - look at all of these animal friends he made!
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G., OC - Complete
Decompressing Dates reviews
Alex and Sabina finally have the chance to go on a date. Fluff! No explosions! Happy Unicorn Land!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23 - Alex R./Cub, Sabina P. - Complete
The Pet Pyramid reviews
Alex is sent to a very, very, snooty boarding school with mandatory pets. He decides to pick the one that looks the most pathetic.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21 - Alex R./Cub, OC
Alex Rider Drabble Series 3
This is a collection of Alex Rider Drabbles based on one word prompts. The body of each work (excluding titles and the endnotes) is exactly 100 words. Each work is titled by the word prompt. Word prompts used: Genius, Flower, Tyrant, Ocean, Alexithymia.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,178 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/19 - Alex R./Cub, Dr. H. Grief, Yassen G., Zeljan Kurst - Complete
Collaborative Cooperations reviews
The CIA doesn't have to do many collaborative operations with the home team. Which is probably good - the FBI has this thing called morality, which Joe has always thought is a bit overrated. But here they are asking, yet again, for some assistance. Joe thinks it's time to unleash his secret weapon: Alex Rider. If Alex can't manage to cause so much chaos that the FBI never wants...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Presidential Problems reviews
SCORPIA has to rethink their plan when the American president is fine with a load of kids from some other piddly country over there dying. It's not like they're AMERICAN children, right? Besides, Britain is basically part of Germany or something, if you look at a map. Aren't Germany evil? And they lost a war. What kind of losers lose a war? America has never done that. Pah.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15 - J. Rothman, OC - Complete
Disastrous Deception reviews
No one is quite sure who came up with the idea, but it made sense: there would be someone rich enough to pay for you to cause a natural disaster, and if you waited long enough then it was basically inevitable. Easy money. Like taking billions of dollars from a rich man. SCORPIA didn't expect it to go quite this far however - they're being blamed for WHAT now?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Charity Cons
Desmond McCain thought he was being clever by keeping half of the money that people donated to his charities. Those management costs really just.. add up, you know? He is disgusted when his charity is praised for its low management costs by the Times Magazine.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11
A Kidnapping Foiled reviews
Alex has the worst superpower on the planet. He can transform anything into aluminum. It was useless until this mission.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9 - Alex R./Cub, Jack S., Tom H. - Complete
Bemoaning at the Bar reviews
Poor Crawley has to write up all of John, Ian, and Alex's missions. Good thing he has Gordon Ross to complain to. Drinking Buddies!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6 - J. Crawley - Complete
Airport Annoyances reviews
Stuck in an airport. Everyone from SCORPIA is wishing that they had ignored accounting and chartered private jets for this. The flights all got delayed for reasons?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Fluffy Little Demon reviews
Alex knew that fourteen years was pretty long for a cat to live. After finally going through Ian's shit, he sees that the cat has been in the family for much, much longer.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Horsing Around reviews
Alex must infiltrate a riding show to spy on the cartel of cocaine dealers that use it to peddle their wares. Smithers has a great idea... and a horse suit.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1 - Alex R./Cub, Smithers - Complete
Genetic Memory reviews
Cyborg Alex from the future is sent back to the age of the dinosaurs. After fighting off Pterodactyls, and befriending a T-Rex, he manages to make his way back to 2021, only to discover that the local chickens remember his mutually beneficial relationship with their age-old feathery ancestor. Well, he HAD been planning to revisit MI6...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30 - Alex R./Cub, J. Crawley, Mrs. T. Jones - Complete
Pet Perturbations
"I'm looking for...something deadly..." - "Mate, this is a pet shop. What do you want me to do? Feed a hamster steroids?"
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28 - H. Sayle, Nadia V., Yassen G. - Complete
Paring Words reviews
Alex discovers a black journal in which he can write names and the people die. This is going to be fun.
Crossover - Alex Rider & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26 - Alex R./Cub, Jack S., Ryuk - Complete
Bucking Along reviews
Possible Devilverse? [Spoiler: It's Devilverse.] Alex decides to get a pet. A beautiful stag finds him. Honestly, they said "no large carnivores." Deer aren't carnivores.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
First Date Fails
How Brendan Chase met his wife. Play on reality TV romance tropes. Basically, Chase is a fucking dumbass who is definitely relying on his good looks.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Published: 3/22 - Complete
Alex Rider Drabble Series 2
This is a collection of Alex Rider Drabbles based on one word prompts. The body of each work (excluding titles and the endnotes) is exactly 100 words. Each work is titled by the word prompt. Word prompts used: Letter, Father, Collection, Table, Arson.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,166 - Published: 3/20 - Alex R./Cub, Jack S., John R., Nile - Complete
Timely Tourism reviews
Alex, to his shame, had never actually been to most of Britain's tourist attractions. Jack has decided to make him finally go.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17 - Alex R./Cub, Jack S. - Complete
The Collector reviews
Alex decides to take up butterfly collecting, much to his friends' fascination and horror.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Booking Around reviews
Book Store AU! A very done Alex Rider opened a bookstore in Venice. Who in the hell needs a book about 14th century antidotes at three in the morning! AU after Eagle Strike.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Pony Problems reviews
Alex gets transported to the world of My Little Pony. And turned into a fucking pink horse. At least he has people who want to be friends with him. My Immortal-style parody!
Crossover - My Little Pony & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/12 - Pinkie Pie, Discord, Alex R./Cub - Complete
Poetry Problems reviews
Nile is going to write his swords a short dainty little poem. Why? Because I say so!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10 - Nile - Complete
Arctic White reviews
Maybe a Werewolf AU with one of the minor characters in AR? I'm thinking of someone who doesn't get a whole lot of love…[Filled with Professor Yermalov from Scorpia].
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/8 - Complete
Prehistoric Pentesting reviews
Adult!Alex decides to use all of his skills to enter the pentesting industry. Jails, top secret installations, research labs, company headquarters. Nothing is beyond him. Which is why the request to assess Isla Nublar doesn't raise any red flags.
Crossover - Jurassic Park & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6 - J. Hammond, Dilophosaurus, Alex R./Cub - Complete
Broaching Brooklands reviews
Tom Harris unknowingly leads Doctor Three around Brooklands for a parent tour. Three is very done and someone please get this clearly ADHD child medication.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4 - Tom H. - Complete
Witching Hour reviews
Witches AU! Tom has gotten them kicked out of yet another coven by accidentally stepping on another witch's familiar. In Tom's defense, it was a literal cockroach.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/2 - Complete
Snake Struggles reviews
Alex gets stuck coaxing Tom's pet snake out from under the couch. It does not want to come out...until it does.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
The Dead Man's Chest reviews
Alex finds a map in Ian's study. What does he do? Put an ad on Craigslist [changed to mass email] and let the first five people who reply join him.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Smithers, Tom H.
The Affable Adoption reviews
AU! Alex was an ordinary kid with a mediocre guardian until one day he saves Brendan Chase from being hit by a bus. Abandoned orphans are free real estate, right?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/24 - Alex R./Cub
Onboarding reviews
Alex somehow ends up in charge of Scorpia. Everyone is just so relieved that they have a BOSS THAT ACTUALLY LISTENS TO THEM that they all just decide to keep him around.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/22 - Alex R./Cub, OC - Complete
Alex Rider Drabble Series 1
This is a collection of Alex Rider Drabbles based on one word prompts. The body of each work (excluding titles and the endnotes) is exactly 100 words. Each work is titled by the word prompt. Word prompts used so far: Vex, Bequeath, Logolepsy, Resplendent, Agelast.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 939 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20 - Alex R./Cub, Ian R., Jack S., Tom H. - Complete
Four Days and Counting reviews
Let's do a non-Romance Titanic AU! Everyone tries to get off the ship as fast as possible. Supervillian sent everyone back in time.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18 - Alex R./Cub, OC
Weighty Words
Alex stumbles upon an electronic diary that he writes in on a whim. The big surprise is when it writes back. Ambiguous ending. Slight OOC Alex.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16 - Alex R./Cub, OC - Complete
Failing Up reviews
Tulip Jones is finally retiring. Someone gets the bright idea to promote Britain's top agent into the role. Alex is a disaster zone waiting to happen.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/13 - Alex R./Cub, J. Crawley, OC - Complete
Burning Bars and Other Extreme Sports reviews
Running a bar is no joke. There are bills to pay, clients to court, and employees to convince to stick around. It's especially hard when you're the only neutral territory in all of London. Then someone blows up the bar, and the owner is PISSED. Crossovers with Burn Notice and Person of Interest.
Crossover - Alex Rider & Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/12 - Alex R./Cub, Fiona G., Michael W.
Library Hours reviews
Alex is minding his own business in the library and checking out a book for his biology assignment. Well, that went out the window because he ran into Doctor fucking Three.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Flowering Fun
Magic Plant Growing! Alex/Flower Shop AU! Alex has decided that his life goal is owning a flower shop.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10 - Alex R./Cub, Ian R. - Complete
Delivery Detective
Alex orders his groceries online. The lady doing the deliveries gets more and more concerned about who this 18-year old is and what their life is.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/8 - Alex R./Cub, OC - Complete
Blunt Ends
Alex Rider decides that stabbing Alan Blunt with his steak knife is more appealing than a career in espionage. This gets him sent to Gibraltar and eventually he makes his way to Scorpia. Mildly cracked!Alex. Mentor! Nile and Yassen. Gordon can't stop laughing. For Jasmineskies.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/6 - Alex R./Cub, Nile, Yassen G.
Can We Bee Friends?
Alex gets sent undercover at a commercial bee farm to investigate the suspicious substances that seem to have been slipped into the supply. Can he solve the mystery before it gets sticky?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4 - Alex R./Cub, Mrs. T. Jones, Smithers, OC
Explosive Encounters reviews
Superheroes are a pain. A huge pain. They keep on rocking up and ruining Alex's carefully laid plans. Now okay, admittedly his plan involved blowing up the whole building too, but that doesn't mean that they get to do it. They're ruining his fun! If only he can track down this "Tony Stank" guy to give him a piece of his mind...
Crossover - Alex Rider & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/2 - Alex R./Cub, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Mandatory Fun
Alex is not, in fact, wanting to do mandatory fun with his classmates. Guys, he's fourteen, I don't think he's allowed into a strip club.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Lodging and Lingering
Alex Rider is an adult assassin now. He and Caius talk about their mutual love of hunting down people. The more challenging, the better.
Crossover - Alex Rider & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31 - Alex R./Cub, Caius - Complete
Vanishing Trails
Alex spent a lot of time in distant parts of the world investigating smugglers. These smugglers seem to be dealing in the weirdest creatures he's ever seen and - hang on, wait a second. Who the FUCK is that guy in the blue coat?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/29
Exchanges
Alex accidentally joins a different mafia in Italy while looking for SCORPIA. Aro finds his stories hilarious. He has no idea whether they're true or not, but they should definitely be published.
Crossover - Alex Rider & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/27 - Alex R./Cub, Aro
Night Ride
Alex yeets away from society, intending to live out the rest of his life in the woods. Little did he know, the woods contain more than animals. The Erlking was always fond of hunters.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Published: 1/25 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
The Importance of History
Alex accidentally stumbles upon Jasper Hale and recognizes him from a Civil War picture. He knew he should have gotten a STEM degree instead of history. Complete with an outraged Carlisle and Edward. Alex might actually get therapy!
Crossover - Alex Rider & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/23 - Alex R./Cub, Carlisle, Jasper
Flying High
Damien Cray crack fic. There's a crack fic in there where Cray finds out about the drug dealer Alex drops on a police station and tries to hire him."I'm trying to eliminate drug use across the world!" Alex: "You know...that doesn't sound too bad." Yassen just stares in horror when he sees a slightly manic, happy looking Alex when he gets sent there.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/21 - Alex R./Cub, Jack S., Sir. Damian Cray, Yassen G.
Cell-Not-So-Mates
Alex is stuck in a cell with Nile. It's going well...NOT. Alex is sorely tempted to smother the man with a pillow.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19 - Alex R./Cub, Nile - Complete
A Tear in Time reviews
An incredibly drunk man appears out of what seems to be a portal in thin air, just in time to save the lives of John and Helen Rider. He proceeds to throw up all over the couple, a public monument, and himself, then passes out. After a quick DNA test, the Riders drag their now nineteen-year-old son back with them to meet his one-year-old self. Meanwhile, Smithers tries to figure...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/17 - Alex R./Cub, Helen R., John R.
Blazing Shadows reviews
Prompt: Dark! Alex. Alex decides to follow a family tradition after Ian's death. Every family has a murderer or two in it. Altered Prompt. Gratuitous violence. Unreliable narrator!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15 - Alex R./Cub, Jack S., OC - Complete
Coffee Conundrums
Prompt: Coffee shop AU! Alex is a barista. Someone should really tell these motherfuckers to get more sleep.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Keep The Change reviews
Prompt: Damien Cray decided to drown a dude in fucking pennies. The janitor is NOT getting paid enough for this oiled and bloodstained pennies BS.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11 - Yassen G., OC - Complete
Propitious Poison reviews
Alex manages to get a Venemous Tentacula in the mail. He decides to breed it with a bunch of plants to see what happens. Edited it to "found on mission."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Snuggling Away reviews
Prompt: Alex adopts a snow leopard that he names Snuggles. Absolutely nobody wants to snuggle that fucker except him. And maybe Nile.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7 - Alex R./Cub, Nile - Complete
Attack of the White Elephant Party
Created for the SpyFest 2021 Christmas Fic Exchange. For BlueberryLibrary. Prompt: the annual SCORPIA executive board white elephant gift exchange. Crack! Nobody likes their gifts! Special thanks to Pongnosis for her writing help!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2021 - J. Rothman, Major W. Yu - Complete
Little Bites of Life reviews
Devilverse! Alex is secretly a baby vampire. How will SCORPIA deal with finding out? A (relatively) fluffy story about baby vampire Alex. Fluff! Some pairings with adults (not Alex)! Hurt/Comfort! Crack all the way! Has Sagitta, Yassen, and more! Rated T for Adams' scandalous drug use and a fade to black scene later on!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,014 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/4/2021 - Published: 8/30/2021 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Iceblink 2: Freezing Out
Sequel to Oceabreeze7's Iceblink. Set in that Universe. "Aleks" and Yassen have settled in to life in Scorpia, but Yassen has many enemies. Captivity! Mentions/discussions of non-con/underage, but nothing graphic. All takes place prior to fic (and not between Yassen and Alex). No Romance! Unhealthy relationships! Canon levels of violence. T-rated to be safe. Weekly Updates.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,312 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/2/2021 - Published: 6/4/2021 - Alex R./Cub, Nile, Yassen G., OC - Complete
Fireflies
Written for SpyFest 2021 Fic Exchange for Praetor. Filled requests: 1.) Something centered around body glitter. 2.) Alex making friends. Hurt/Comfort. No Romance! No Yassen!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,705 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2021 - Alex R./Cub, Sabina P., OC - Complete
Boarding and School reviews
Written for Spyfest Week 4 (July 22nd-28th) prompt: Back to school. Boarding School Series 8 - Alex brings the Malagasto Crew home. Occurs after "An Unwelcome Cellmate" and before "Enigma".
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,789 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/3/2021 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
The Marvelous Marriage
Written for SpyFest 2021 - Week 3 (July 15th-21st): Some secrets aren't meant to be kept. My fill: Alex and Tom's secret wedding. Crack! Tomlex pairing!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,313 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2021 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Recruitment
Written for SpyFest Week 2! Prompt: (Character) had never expected to need (gadget). My fill: Agent Lucas Brown had never expected to need his obnoxiously colored distress beacon.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,278 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2021 - Complete
Human Resources
Written for SpyFest Week One. Prompt: It's never good news when happens. My fill: It's never good news when Human Resources does motivational activities. Inspired by a conversation on the AR Discord.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/15/2021 - Alex R./Cub, Nile, Yassen G. - Complete
Quester
Written on request for Lord Destruction IV. Prompt: I was wondering if you would be willing to write a Fablehaven fanfiction as there is a very limited selection (please make it about Seth's power as a shadow charmer). Quests: Seth promised the Singing Sisters an object of their choice that he would retrieve as their champion with Vasilis. Canon up to "Keys to the Demon Prison."
Fablehaven - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,495 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2021 - Kendra S., Seth S., The Sphinx - Complete
Pre-Negotiations reviews
Written for SpyFest 2020 December Fic Exchange. Dialogue Prompt: "This is a nice change of scenery." "We're in a cell being held captive." "I was being sarcastic." Joe Byrne and Alex Rider end up in a cell together. Shenanigans ensue. Gen. No pairings! Mild Inappropriate Humor.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,658 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/24/2020 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Brooklands Becomes Malagasto reviews
Spyfest Summer Collab 2020: Cuby18, Valak/Valaks, Savsilvy, PastryFudger, Wolfern, Pusheen, and I have worked together on another crack fic! In our story, our favorite characters from Malagasto show up to Brooklands and insert themselves into the school. What could possibly go wrong? Crack! No pairings!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,291 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/30/2020 - Published: 9/14/2020 - Alex R./Cub, Jack S., Tom H., Yassen G. - Complete
The Hyena Homecoming reviews
Written for Flufftember! This is a fanfic of pongnosis' Devil and the Deep Blue Sea. Alex and Toka get that happy ending we all wanted. This is pure fluff (well, close to it). Moderate violence. No Romance!
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/30/2020 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
The Fallout or How Alex Plunged Malagasto into Chaos, Part 3 reviews
Written for SpyFest 2020 Week 4. Prompt: [Character] seems scary until you give them a/an [item]. Insert your chosen character and item into the brackets! I chose Yermalov seems scary until you give him a cashmere blanket.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,063 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/30/2020 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Reprisal reviews
Written for Spyfest 2020 Fic Exchange. Prompt: "Turning the tables. (Alex decides it's high time to turn the tables on one of his enemies -MI6/Scorpia/an organisation or individual of your choice)."
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,469 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/26/2020 - Alex R./Cub, J. Crawley - Complete
The Camping Trip from Hell or How Alex Plunged Malagasto into Chaos P2 reviews
Written for Spyfest Week 3. Prompt: "Where some people see coincidence, I see conspiracy." Contains gore, dead animals, discussions of sex, and murder plots. Some implied M/F sex, not shown.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,957 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/22/2020 - Complete
In the White Room reviews
Written for SpyFest 2020 Week 2. Prompt: Quarantined and bored. A deadly combination. No Romance! Some discussions of death and violence.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/14/2020 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Watching Anime or How Alex plunged Malagasto into Chaos, Part 1 reviews
Written for Spyfest 2020 Week 1. Prompt: "What's so great about this TV show anyway?" This is a crack fic of part of Alex's time at Malagasto. It contains a lot of crude humor. Do not read if that offends you. No Romance!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/8/2020 - Complete
The Chaotic Custody Catastrophe reviews
Once again, there has been a collab fic in December-ish. Myself, Wolfern, Nightshade2412, Cuby18, Ally have all come together to write this puppy. Alex has to go to court to see who gets custody. All of our favorite contenders! No Slash. Mild Crack. Mentions of torture! Rated T to be safe. Yes, we know American judges don't wear wigs and British ones don't use gavels. Who cares!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,578 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/20/2020 - Published: 2/10/2020 - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction reviews
Summary: Written for 2019 December Fic Exchange. Prompt: Alex gets kidnapped, but the kidnapping has absolutely nothing to do with his work at MI6. The kidnappers are increasingly baffled and horrified by the competency of their victim. Warnings: Mentions of violence. Rated T for safety. No Romance!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/26/2019 - Alex R./Cub, Jack S., Mrs. T. Jones - Complete
Enigma reviews
Summary: Alan Blunt is dead. The real question is: Who did it? And why? Written for Big Bang (a few months late). No romance!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/6/2019 - Alex R./Cub, Jack S., Mrs. T. Jones - Complete
An Unwelcome Cellmate reviews
Written for Spyfest 2019 Fic Exchange. Prompt (shortened, full inside): Basically, I want Alex and someone (Yassen, Clone, whoever) tied back to back, chair to chair, or both sharing a support beam in Emperors New Groove style, casually bonding over being captured. Or, Alex and Gordon are tied together in a cell. No Slash! Mild Swearing and blood.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,979 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/28/2019 - Complete
Shadows reviews
Written for Spyfest 2019 Week 3. Prompt: "Alex's best punchline to a villain." Let's be real, Blunt is the actual villain in the series. Why wouldn't Alex eventually have a line for him? Also: mild spoilers for "Alex in Afghanistan" if you haven't read it. You can understand the story w/o it, though.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/22/2019 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Blood Pact reviews
Written for Spyfest 2019 week two. Prompt: "There's one secret everyone takes to the grave." Set in The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea by Pongnosis. This is a slight AU set in the time Alex is recovering from his bruised ribs at Malagosto. Alan Blunt retired early, but it was cut short.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/15/2019 - A. Blunt, Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Eagles reviews
Summary: Written for Spyfest 2019 Week 1. Prompt: "A SAS soldier meets the animal he was named after." In other words, Eagle meets a golden eagle. No slash. No romance. Just a man and an eagle.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2019 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle - Complete
The Disastrous Diplomacy Dinner reviews
There are reasons Mrs. Jones advised against having Alex at a diplomatic function he didn't want to attend. Of course, they all ignored her warnings because the Head of MI6 couldn't possibly know her operatives better. Note the sarcasm. Written for Big Bang. Art by comrade tess. Warnings: Crude humor.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,297 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/19/2019 - Alex R./Cub, Mrs. T. Jones - Complete
True Words reviews
Written for Spyfest 2018 Christmas Exchange. Prompt: "Verbosity - a blessing or a curse?" AU. No Never Say Die. Alex stayed in America. Other POV's. No slash. Slight angst. T-rated just to be safe, but most twelve-year-olds probably read worse these days.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,874 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2018 - A. Blunt, Alex R./Cub, Ash, Tom H. - Complete
Evanescence reviews
Written for Spyfest Week 4 fic exchange. Prompt: "Plucked from his home. Tortured for information he doesn't have. Dumped in a river. Alex is broken, bloody, and bruised… and he's drowning. Now, with the light from his phone spilling into the surrounding darkness, Alex knows he has one shot at survival. But with no family and no number from MI6, who can he call?" No romance!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,629 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/30/2018 - A. Blunt, Alex R./Cub, Mrs. T. Jones - Complete
Fatuous reviews
Written for Spyfest 2018 Week Three. Prompt: "Just because you're good at tiptoeing doesn't mean you're meant to be a spy." Characters may be slightly OOC. No Romance!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,882 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2018 - A. Blunt, Alex R./Cub, Mrs. T. Jones, Tom H. - Complete
In My Defense reviews
Written for SpyFest week 2. Prompt: Self-preservation: the first law of intelligence. Alex and Ben are captured. The intentions of their captor are as opaque as MI6. Implied torture. Very mild. No Romance!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,935 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/15/2018 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Mirror reviews
A mirror reflects what is. Similar to the original, but also in reverse. Written for SpyFest Week 1. Prompt: "Mission gone wrong. All because of a 6-year old girl." Implied torture, murder. Pretty mild. No romance.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,946 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/6/2018 - Alex R./Cub, Mrs. T. Jones - Complete
The Internship reviews
For fic request by Challengerdeep42 Prompt/Suggestions: "Alex does his work experience at the bank." With a twist. Light mentions of violence and torture. T just to be safe
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,767 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/9/2018 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, J. Crawley, Mrs. T. Jones - Complete
I Need Therapy reviews
Alex contemplates the insanity that is his life in the office of Dr. Looney, sorry Dr. Loosley. For Easter Fic Exchange 2018. Prompt: Alex in therapy/with a psychologist. AU. Might not be totally canon compliant.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,949 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/10/2018 - A. Blunt, Alex R./Cub, Jack S. - Complete
Pureté, Amour, Décès reviews
For Fic-Exchange 2017 (Holiday/ December Exchange) Prompt: Tom's a good friend and Alex trusts him with his deepest secrets. But what about Alex's other best friend, James Hale? Write a fic where James finds out some startling things about Alex and demands a full explanation. What will his reaction be and will he still accept Alex?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,630 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/22/2017 - Complete
The Limits of Pleasure reviews
Dorian isn't dead. AU of course. Then again, it really isn't him anymore.
Picture of Dorian Gray - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2017 - Dorian G. - Complete