Krystina the Alien
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Joined 05-15-05, id: 814403, Profile Updated: 12-11-15
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

I DONT WRITE FANFICTION ANYMORE. JUST SO YOU KNOW.

Hi, my name is Krystina. I'm from the US, and I love to travel. And read, obviously. I work in a library, and plan to do that for the rest of my life, unless Disney magically changes their rules about tattoos and I can get a job there. Then I'll try to work there instead.

Krystina: Raddest girl alive. Has a great sense of humor and she's freaking adorable.

My favorite SHIPS:

  • Draco/Hermione (still a favorite)
  • Jasper/Bella
  • Dean/Castiel
  • Favorite Quotes:

  • "Happiness is like a butterfly, the more you chase it, the more it will evade you. But if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and softly rest on your shoulder."- David Thoreau
  • "Ladybugs, Katherine, lots and lots of ladybugs."- Frances Mayes (in Under the Tuscan Sun)
  • "My inner voice? My inner voice that would be saying, 'What the f*k am I doing on a gay tour of Tuscany?'" -Frances Mayes (Under the Tuscan Sun)
  • "We have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart?" -Unknown
  • "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." - Anonymous
  • "A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read." - Mark Twain
  • -"They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people." - Eddie Izzard
  • "Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the Earth for all one's lifetime." -Mark Twain
  • Krystina the Alien :)

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    Jewel in the Crown by Helena Mira reviews
    A/U: What if Edward accepted Aro's offer to join the Volturi when he goes to them asking to be killed? What does this mean for Bella and the other Cullens? What does this mean for the Volturi? Try not to be intimidated by the length. I have done my best to keep the action moving!
    Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 127 - Words: 438,223 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Aro, Bella, Carlisle, Edward - Complete
    A Forest Fire by Bedelia reviews
    Shock cascades through her body, sparked by his smile. His resemblance to the boy who left her in the forest so many years ago is remarkable, but there is one key difference. He is human. AU.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 104,771 - Reviews: 2300 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
    Body And Soul by Kim Ginsberg reviews
    This is for HeartOfDarkness' birthday. Happy Birthday Lisa! Join us for Bella's 21st birthday fun in a tattoo shop. PBJ pairing. Enjoy!
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 98 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
    Leaves of Grass by Nauticalmass reviews
    After returning from Italy, Bella's not sure if she can still love Edward. The next morning, she awakens in an unimaginable time and place: Houston, 1862. When she encounters a member of the Cullen family as a human, how far will she follow her heart? B/J
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,475 - Reviews: 5736 - Favs: 4,822 - Follows: 1,895 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
    Long, Tall, Texan by BamaBabe reviews
    Bella is going to grad school in Texas and her friends decide to join her. Little do they know that she has an agenda of her own. AH, non-canon. BellaxJasper OOC M for future chapters & language
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 42 - Words: 106,651 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
    Boardroom Policies by BamaBabe reviews
    CONTEST ENTRY - FOR THE LOVE OF JASPER. Collab with Kitty Cullen-03. Sparks fly when Hotshot Engineer, Bella, meets Fearless Businessman Jasper. AU/OOC/AH
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,815 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
    Spank Me, Slap Me, Ink Me Baby by jaxinthebox7 reviews
    Boring old Bella decides she needs a tattoo, I think we know who her sexy tattoo artist is. A one shot, turned four-shot Now Complete! AH/AU ExB EmxR JxA Fluffy/Smutty
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,034 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Complete
    Where's The Love? by MarcyJ reviews
    Jasper Hale has been keeping a secret from his family. What happens when the truth comes out in the most accidental of ways?
    Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
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    Lost Without Each Other reviews
    Bella and Edward have an arguement, and Bella stumbles across a few songs she never though she'd see in Edward's collection. EXB, of course.
    Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
    Stealing Cinderella reviews
    BxE, of course. A songfic based on Chuck Wicks's song Stealing Cinderella
    Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Charlie S., Edward - Complete
    My Best Friend reviews
    This is a story that follows Bella and Edward's life after New Moon. Filled with romanticism, and angst, of course. Rated T, just in case.
    Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,773 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete