Krystina the Alien
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Joined 05-15-05, id: 814403, Profile Updated: 11-12-12
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

The basics: Well, my name is Krystina the Alien. I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request of my age. It's the internet, should anyone feel safe releasing that info? No. I love to read. Read read read. Especially Harry Potter. And Harry Potter fanfiction. :)

I also love band. Marching band, that is. I was in the color guard in high school. I've now graduated, and am attending college. I'll let you figure out which year I'm in :).

I'm lucky enough to have been to England, stayed in Hampton Court (which is where Jack Sparrow and Mr. Gibbs are taken in On Stranger Tides), and it was so surreal to be walking around in a place where Queen Elizabeth I walked...amazing. And now every time I see a movie where a scene is in London, I'm all "I've been there!" like in Deathly Hallows part 2 when they're flying the dragon out of Gringotts, when I saw the London Eye, I was all, "I'VE BEEN THERE!" in a whisper shout because it was the midnight showing.

I've also been blessed with another chance to go back to Europe, and this time I'll be spending an entire semester in Salzburg, Austria, home to my favorite composer ever.

If you want to chat, IM me. (just make sure to not sound like a crazy insane stalker, okay?)

Krystina: Raddest girl alive. Has a great sense of humor and she's freaking adorable. (I got that idea from Daddy's Little need to read her stories. They are wicked good!)

AIM- KrystinaTheAlien


My favorite SHIPS:

Harry/Tom Riddle
Draco/Hermione (still a favorite)

Essentially anything non-canon. I typically despise canon. (Except Johnlock, which is canon. Everyone knows that.)

Favorite Bands/Singers/Composers:
Tokio Hotel
Fräulein Wunder

Favorite Books:
Eragon by Christopher Paolini
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by J.K. Rowling (personally my favorite)
Uglies by Scott Westerfield
Pretties by Scott Westerfield
Specials by Scott Westerfield
Extras by Scott Westerfield
The Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter novels by Laurell K. Hamilton
The Bar Code Tattoo by Suzanne Weyn
Elsewhere by Gabrielle Zevin
Tithe by Holly Black
City of Bone by Cassandra Clare
City of Ashes by Cassandra Clare
City of Glass by Cassandra Clare
City of Fallen Angels by Cassandra Clare
City of Lost Souls by Cassandra Clare
City of Heavenly Fire by Cassandra Clare (let's be real)
Clockwork Angel by Cassandra Clare
Clockwork Prince by Cassandra Clare
Clockwork Princess by Cassandra Clare

Favorite Quotes:
"Happiness is like a butterfly, the more you chase it, the more it will evade you. But if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and softly rest on your shoulder."- David Thoreau
"Ladybugs, Katherine, lots and lots of ladybugs."- Frances Mayes (in Under the Tuscan Sun)
"My inner voice? My inner voice that would be saying, 'What the fk am I doing on a gay tour of Tuscany?'" -Frances Mayes (Under the Tuscan Sun)
"Viva la vie boheme!" -The 'Bohemians' (Rent)
"We have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart?" -Unknown
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." - Anonymous
"A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read." - Mark Twain
"There are no straight men in the trenches" - Jace "It's atheists. There are no atheists in the trenches!" - Simon
-"They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people." - Eddie Izzard

Favorite Movies:
Harry Potter(s)
Queen of the Damned
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Corpse Bride
Under the Tuscan Sun
Interview with the Vampire
My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Phantom of the Opera
A Walk To Remember
Moulin Rouge
Howl's Moving Castle
Spirited Away
27 Dresses
P.S: I Love You
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
and a lot more...

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

-Love Ya Lots!

Krystina the Alien :)

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A Forest Fire by Bedelia reviews
Shock cascades through her body, sparked by his smile. His resemblance to the boy who left her in the forest so many years ago is remarkable, but there is one key difference. He is human. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 104,771 - Reviews: 2294 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Body And Soul by Kim Ginsberg reviews
This is for HeartOfDarkness' birthday. Happy Birthday Lisa! Join us for Bella's 21st birthday fun in a tattoo shop. PBJ pairing. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,709 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 96 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Leaves of Grass by Nauticalmass reviews
After returning from Italy, Bella's not sure if she can still love Edward. The next morning, she awakens in an unimaginable time and place: Houston, 1862. When she encounters a member of the Cullen family as a human, how far will she follow her heart? B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,475 - Reviews: 5721 - Favs: 4,679 - Follows: 1,848 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Long, Tall, Texan by BamaBabe reviews
Bella is going to grad school in Texas and her friends decide to join her. Little do they know that she has an agenda of her own. AH, non-canon. BellaxJasper OOC M for future chapters & language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 42 - Words: 106,651 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Boardroom Policies by BamaBabe reviews
CONTEST ENTRY - FOR THE LOVE OF JASPER. Collab with Kitty Cullen-03. Sparks fly when Hotshot Engineer, Bella, meets Fearless Businessman Jasper. AU/OOC/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,815 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Spank Me, Slap Me, Ink Me Baby by jaxinthebox7 reviews
Boring old Bella decides she needs a tattoo, I think we know who her sexy tattoo artist is. A one shot, turned four-shot Now Complete! AH/AU ExB EmxR JxA Fluffy/Smutty
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,034 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Complete
Where's The Love? by MarcyJ reviews
Jasper Hale has been keeping a secret from his family. What happens when the truth comes out in the most accidental of ways?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
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Lost Without Each Other reviews
Bella and Edward have an arguement, and Bella stumbles across a few songs she never though she'd see in Edward's collection. EXB, of course.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stealing Cinderella reviews
BxE, of course. A songfic based on Chuck Wicks's song Stealing Cinderella
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Charlie S., Edward - Complete
My Best Friend reviews
This is a story that follows Bella and Edward's life after New Moon. Filled with romanticism, and angst, of course. Rated T, just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,773 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete