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Joined 05-15-05, id: 814420

omghai. It seems you've stumbled across my profile! Be careful. Like, seriously. Being in my profile can be dangerous to your health.

I frequently change my name, so I might be Scheherazade today and Bishie Hunter tomorrow.

I'LL STOP RAMBLING NOW.

Favorites, yo.

-RENT! I don't care what you say. Rent is better than everything.

-Kingdom Hearts series- Possibly one of the most addicting games in the universe. Ever.

-Ouran. Because Ouran is cooler than you.

-FullMetal Alchemist- Because Vic Mignogna is made of Pure Beauty.

-DNAngel- You eventually learn to live through the Haradas' voices. Even through I read the manga more...it's much more entertaining to watch Dark in -cough- "motion". Hm, so disgusting. HAYNOELLE. I LOVE DARK.

-Teen Titans- So violent, complicated, and just plain awesome. And there's bishies. Everywhere. Besides, Beast Boy is cooler than, like, everyone. Except Kid Flash.

-Justice League- Mostly for Flash, because I've got some odd obsession with him. But it's still perty! -lurve-

-Pokemon- Od school New school.

-Digimon- There's cute ... things. And Matt. And TK...

-Case Closed/Detective Conan- Because mystery totally pwns you lamers. Besides, Conan is sexy.

-sCRYed- Hm, doubt I capitalized that right. But it's teh pwnage. There's violence and sexy.

-Family Guy- ... it's so random, and I cannot resist teh random. -uber heartification-

LET'S SHIP!

AkuRoku: Amme let me have it.. I have shonen-ai issues now. -shifty eyes-

AozoRhea: ... kyute. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, that's probably a good thing. Psst ... I haven't written this in forever.

Nyzora: OTP.

-Darlista- Weird how that worked out, huh? They should name their next child Darlista. -ecks dee- Calista is not mine, by the way.

-Edward/Kylee- BECAUSE IT'S AWESOME. CLUELESS?! GOOD.

NYZORA IS MY OTP FOREVERMORE, IN CASE YOU DIDN'T GET THAT UP THAR!

Oh, yeah. And Silverazy.

And ... Amchard.

FICS!

OKAY. OKAY. I'VE GOT THIS AWESOME OURAN THING I'M WORKING ON. I SWEAR, I THINK IT'S AWESOME, BUT I THINK A LOT OF THINGS ARE AWESOME. -throws luff-

BUT I MIGHT NOT POST IT BECAUSE I'M A SILLY CHILD THAT NEVER FINISHES ANYTHING.

A list of the in-the-works that lack plots:

The aforementioned Ouran fic. Dramaish, I guess. Or something. And humor. OC's ftw!

Pokeemanz fic, because everyone wants to have a Pokeemanz advendurr. GO, POKEBALL!

KH fic, because anything can happen in the KH universe. Cheshire Cat ftw!

Avatar fic? The idea is in my head, but I don't know how to follow through with it. It's humor. Go away.

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Chocolate Covered Shinobi by Mysteriously Disappeared reviews
Kakashi/Iruka. One-shot! When a prank backfires on a group of chuunin dedicated to humiliating the jounin, they find themselves covered with chocolate that incites the most interesting reaction in the females... Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,292 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Riley McPoole by HI MY NAME IS uncool reviews
In which there is a bet and ensuing insanity. More Ben/Riley, Riley/Ben, Briley all over the place. And hinted Abigail/Sadusky. Spread the love.
National Treasure - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,042 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Complete
Tickle Bugs by DOTBF reviews
Native to Sinnoh's Underground...but only when Volkner and Roark are there. Beware the yaoi! roark x volkner rated for a bit of inuendo
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Complete
The Dress by Lauren Wagner reviews
SLASH WARNING ALONG WITH SOME COARSE LANGUAGE AND IMPLIED SEXUAL CONTACT: Ragetti and Pintel play around with dresses
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
Doctor's Games by BlackGooseGirl reviews
What are you saying? We're already playing the doctor game back at home, and you always played with my body to it's fullest. The first in The Things We Say series.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Right On The Money by Crimson Vixen reviews
Ikkazu and a little Sanzu. yaoi. Sometimes winning a bet and losing a bet can be equally satisfying.
Air Gear - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Itsuki "Ikki" M., Kazuma "Kazu" M. - Complete
This Ain't the Golden Years by Lady Jaye1 reviews
53 years later and Wally's still managing to make a general nuisance of himself. Final Chapter. Will continue in a sequel.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 40,710 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Complete
Kingdom Hearts Meets House of Mouse by Sailorstar165 reviews
The House of Mouse is turned upsidedown when Sora and friends try to get jobs.Enjoy the randomness of this fanfic! Anime Warning! KH Meets the House of Mouse: Making over 300 people laugh, one chapter at a time.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,551 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/24/2006 - Published: 11/25/2004
Rainy Day by sylverskyz reviews
Okay, this was a oneshot, but I'm turning it into a collection of Turk related drabbles. Mainly just random stories of Reno and Rude. They go together and in sequence, but like I said, it's random adventures of the Turks. R&R Please?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,280 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Reno, Rude
To Live And Let Live by cryptictac reviews
Neil and Todd talking in the dead of night. NeilTodd. Slash.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Complete
Devil's Trill by Aruk reviews
drabble series: On Axel and Roxas and heartless nobodies. :gen, AxelRoxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,824 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
How do you Spell by live2tivo reviews
Mark and Roger star in Adventures in the Internet. Slight MR ONLY in chptr 2 . Chapter 1 won 1st place at speedrent. Working on new chappie. Will post for reviews.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Driving Me Crazy by Bradrak reviews
After a little incident with Xigbar involving damaging of magical clothing while in Drive, Sora wakes to encounter the other five forms of himself. With the help of the Drive family, can he put himself together again?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,542 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Sora
Plaid Boxers by Monj reviews
Roger catches Mark unprepared, and has some questions about Mark's choice of underwear. MarkRoger
RENT - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,531 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Holiday Mistake by Gilded Muse reviews
It's Mark's first Halloween in New York City, and Roger decides to give his new roommate quite the treat. MarkRoger.
RENT - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
Got it Memorized? by levisrictusias reviews
Axel jogs Roxas's memory.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Sweet Little Lies by Selphiebunny reviews
Just tell me you want me, that's all I need to hear. [Take me with you to oblivion.] AxelRoxas, lemony flavored. Slight spoilers.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Axel - Complete
Remembering by Louvampyer reviews
The group talks about first kisses, and someone helps another remember... Lots and lots of couples talked about in here... oneshot
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Red, The Color Of by Dreaming Spire reviews
Red is an interesting color. Mankind has twisted its symbolism throughout history, butchered its meaning until not even they were certain what it truly signified. Link x Sheik
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,119 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Sheik, Link - Complete
Squished by Xiaolink Volumen reviews
You weren't saying that a minute ago! That's because I didn't know I was groping a lunatic!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,297 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/4/2005 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Ansem the Wise/DiZ, Riku - Complete
Rantings of a Pyromaniac by Eladard Kikur reviews
A journal written by Roy in which he talks about being a part of the insanity known as Super Smash Bros. Melee
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,889 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/27/2005 - Published: 5/30/2004 - Complete