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Name: None ya business

Age: Old enough to write and read naughty and dirty fics, and now old enough to buy an alcoholic beverage.

Sex: Female

Currently Living in: Philadelphia, PA. I finally came to respect and like my town. "How?", you ask? Easy, I discovered the Ninth Circle of Hell when I went away to college. This hellish realm is known in the English language as 'Lynchburg, VA.'

Likes: I'm separating what I like into categories.

People: Open-minded people, people with intelligence or at least with common sense, my friends, my family, nice people, the city.

Movies: Pirates of the Carribean trilogy (Yes, that also includes the supposed 'awful' AWE), Avatar, Van Helsing, Princess and the Frog, The Mummy Movies, Gladiator, the Harry Potter movies (I also love the books), The Covenant, The Producers (the new version), Four Brothers, Dogma, The Lion King, Borat, The Italian Job, Independence Day, Enemy of the State, Constantine, Shrek 1 and 2, Signs, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Arabian Nights, Enchanted (What? I can like cute, comedy romance movies.) 10,000 B.C. (Gasp! I dare like an 'awful' movie? Yes, I sure damn do), Troy (What can I say I love the idea of men in skirts and the romance between Achilles and Hector. Oh wait, you telling there wasn't any romance between the two? I guessed I spaced out and imagined it while watching two idiotic cheaters responsible for a city's destruction 'go at it'), Batman Begins, The Dark Knight (RIP Heath Ledger), Star Trek (2009), Toy Story 2 & 3.

TV Shows: Heroes, Criminal Minds, (late newcomer), NCIS (discovered this show late, but nonetheless, I'm hooked!), Supernatural, Dancing with the Stars, Jerry Springer (just kidding) Law and Order: SVU, 10th Kingdom, Big Love, Avatar the Last Airbender, and Danny Phantom.

Anime (I'm not really that much of an otaku and unfortunately for fans of obscure or "virtually unknown" animes, my choice of animes are pretty mainstream): Inuyasha, Fullmetal Alchemist (discovered this one late, but nonetheless, I'm liking it) Naruto (rewatched Naruto, so now I admit it: I'm a Narutard as much as a Bleachtard) Bleach (why do I keep discovering great animes so late?) Dragonball Z, Junjo Romantica, Yu Yu Hakusho, Gravitation, Yami no Mastuei.

Video Games: Jak 2 and 3, Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2, Jade Empire, God of War, Crash Bandicoot 2 and 3, Mortal Kombat (Hey, I need to take my frustrations out on something).

Hobbies/other things I like: Reading, slash, drawing, watching movies, hanging out with friends, surfing the Web, telling jokes or making people laugh, laughing, listening to music( rap, hip-hop, rock, Latin, pop, and occasionally J-pop. NEVER country! Bleh!), shopping, animals, writing poems and stories, playing video games, shopping.

Things I can't stand:

People: Close-minded people, snobs, intelligent people with no common sense, mean people, bullies, arrogant people, people with no sense of humor, hypocrites, religious zealots, racists, homophobes, sexists, spoiled kids, ignorant people, bad fanfics, majority of fanfics having a shitload of grammar and spelling mistakes and were written by teenagers in English-speaking (English as a first language) countries who should know better.

Other things: Iraq War, rats and mice, and anything involved with Bush, arguments, and yelling. Really people, I can act hyper but I do like peace wherever I go, not chaos and confusion.

Favorite Pairings:

Slash/yaoi:

Oh yeah, by the way, when it comes to yaoi/malexmale pairings, I prefer to follow the seme/uke rule in which the SEME or TOP goes first. Anyway, onto my favorite gay couples!

Jak and Daxter

1. Torn/Jak (One of my OTPs)

2. Jinx/Jak

3. Erol/Jak (slightly)

Final Fantasy

1. Seifer/Squall (That is one hot ass pairing! I know they dislike each other, but I don't care!)

2. Irvine/Squall

3. Wakka/Tidus

4. Gippal/Baralai

5. Cid/Vincent (yeah, I'm a late convert)

Btw, one of the funny things is that I never played ANY of the Final Fantasy games and never will, but I know enough about them and the characters. Weird, ain't it?

Kingdom Hearts

1. Cloud/Leon (with Cloud being on top or being the seme. Sorry for being biased, but that's how I see it and prefer it that way)

2. AkuRoku or Axel/Roxas

3. Riku/Sora (I find it cute)

4. Demyx/Zexion (this one is growing on me)

Supernatural

1. Dean/Sam (What? It's not my fault! Blame Eric Kripke for choosing two handsome actors, that have great chemistry together, to play as the main roles and make them play as brothers as well. He shouldn't have done that; I mean not make them brothers, that is, if he didn't want people to think they're cute as a couple, regardless of the incest. Also, by the way, I refuse to acknowledge that Seasons 3 and 4, because I hate the whole Apocalypse storyline and the fact the Winchesters' brotherly bond is shot to hell.)

Pirates of the Caribbean

1. Jack/Will (well, duh, haven't you seen the movie? They should have left the trollop with Barbossa and have a grand gay ol' time in Tortuga and have gay little adventures)

2. Norrington/Will (slightly like it. I certainly like it better than Norrington/Jack. Sorry Sparrington fans!)

Van Helsing

1. Dracula/Van Helsing (again, don't get mad at me! Get mad at the director and the actors for making them so slashicious and adding non-intentional sexual tension!)

2. Carl/Van Helsing (find it kinda cute)

Covenant

1.Pogue/Caleb (not my fault that the director made the two unconditionally loyal to one another and made the loyalty be misinterpreted. Really, not my fault. I'm just a girl who relies on what the slash goggles show her.)

2. Chase/Caleb (blame that kiss scene and the fact Chase kept hanging off the guy and making suggestive remarks)

3. Reid/Caleb (just lock them in a room and let them fuck like rabbits. While you're at it, tape the whole thing and post it on the Web, for all (meaning me) to see.

Danny Phantom:

1. Haunted Past (Dan/Danny Fenton. Need more of these! C'mon people!)

2. Pompous Pep(Vlad/Danny. It's SO wrong! But...I don't care. My God, I don't care!)

3. Pitched Pearl (Danny Phantom/Danny Fenton, if it's done right)

Yugi-Oh!:

1. Puppyshipping (Seto/Joey)

2. Puzzleshipping (Yami no Yugi/Yugi)

3. Tendershipping (Yami no Bakura/Ryou)

4. Bronzeshipping (Yami no Malik/Malik)

Yep, I'm being conventional when it comes to this fandom. So sue me.

Naruto:

1. SasuNaru (I honestly can't see Naruto as a seme. No matter how hard I try, I. Just. Can't.)

2. KakaIru (I know it's a cracky pairing, but fuck it! I know they only talked one in the anime and appeared once together in a panel, but dammit, I can see some potential in this pairing and they look cute together. Also, same as Naruto, I can't see Iruka as a seme. He's just too adorable!)

3. ShinoKiba (I can't and refuse to see Kiba as a seme. Sure, he may have wild traits, but I think he's just a harmless puppy beneath it all :D)

4. NejiShika (Forget ShikaNeji. Now when I think about it, it makes more sense for Neji to be a seme than Shikamaru. And, like KakaIru and KankKiba and KyuuMinato, it's another crack pairing I can't help but like and see potential.)

5. KyuuMinato

6. KankKiba (No words can express the hotness of this couple. Crack pairing? Yes. Do I care? No.)

Fullmetal Alchemist:

1. RoyEd (I prefer...no...LOVE Roy as the seme! Sorry Edo, but you're just too cute and sm--*Ed fillets me with his automail arm blade thingy*)

2. EnvyEd (again, I see Ed as the total uke.)

Bleach:

1. RenIchi (one of my OTPs for Bleach)

2. KenShuu (Kensei/Shuuhei) (Hero worship my ass. Also, this pairing needs more love! C'mon people, write more fics for this pairing!)

3. HitsuIchi (yes, you read that right. Hitsugaya as the seme. Yes, it's a cracky pairing, but I don't give a shit)

4.KenIchi (Kenpachi/Ichigo) (Notice a pattern here? Ichigo ain't no seme, in my book)

Inuyasha:

1. SessInu (I'd thought I never see the day I will actually like this pairing when I first started in the Inuyasha fandom (which was a long time ago. I was a wee lass/young teen), but after reading a couple SessInu fanfics, this pairing grew on me)

NCIS:

1. Gibbs/DiNozzo (aka Tibbs. The blatant slashy tones between these two is ridiculous. They're such a married couple and it's practically canon. And, I know that I'm appealing to convention, but I cannot--refuse to see Gibbs as a bottom)

2. McGee/DiNozzo (I personally prefer a friendship/surrogate brotherhood between these two, but I also find the romantic pairing between these two kind of cute. I also prefer McGee as the top)

Het (Baffled Internet surfer: "OMG! She can like HET?" River Child's Obama-like response: "Yes, she can!" ):

Avatar the Last Airbender

1. Zuko/Katara (another OTP of mine. Had so much potential, but NOOO, couldn't happen because it was "dark" and "intriguing")

2. Toph/Aang (adorable!)

3. On Ji/Aang (another adorable pairing!)

4. Suki/Sokka

5. Yue/Sokka

Bleach:

1. IchiRuki (another Bleach OTP. I ain't denying the deep connection and understanding they have for each other)

2. Ishihime (Ishida and Orihime seem to understand each other better than Orihime understands Ichigo. Plus, Ichigo does not look comfortable when he's around her)

3. HitsuKarin (filler be damned! They seem compatible enough), HitsuMatsu or HitsuNanao (yes, you read that last one right. Also, I detest HitsuHina. Honestly, I think Matsumoto, Karin, or Nanao would be better choices for Toshiro than that whiny psycho bitch, Hinamori)

Inuyasha:

1. Kagome/Inuyasha

2. Kagome/Kouga (sometimes, I thought he was a better choice for her)

Pairings I can't stand:

Jak and Daxter series:

1. Erol/ Torn (Just...no...)

2. Jak/Daxter (doesn't matter if Daxter is in his Ottsel form or human form; hell to the NO)

3. Torn/Vin (...dammmnnnn...nassstttttyyyy)

4. Jak/Keira (No, it's not because I'm a Jak fangirl or a slash fangirl. I think Keira is annoying and a bitch, I think this pairing is just another het canon coupling thrown in the game to make the romantics happy. I didn't see any "deep love"; all I saw was childhood crushes/puppy love and physical attraction)

Final Fantasy:

1. Seifer/Zell (To the fans of this pairing, I apologize, but it's not my cup of tea)

2. Zell/Squall

3. Auron/Tidus

4. Jecht/Auron or Jecht/Braska

5. Tidus/Yuna (just because I think it's a boring pairing)

Kingdom Hearts:

1. Leon/Sora (No ,no,no,no, no, NO!)

2. Cloud/Sora

3. Seifer/Hayner

Pirates of the Caribbean:

1. Jack/Norrington

2. Jack/Barbossa

3. Pintel/Ragetti (Just fucking nasty. No other words)

4. Jack/Elizabeth (I can't see Jack with a woman, plus this romance reminds me of those cheesy pirate romance novels that have the femal protagonist from the upper crust of society knocking boots with the dashing pirate rogue that shows her the freedom on the high seas. Gag me)

5. Will/Elizabeth (Again, reminds me of a cheesy romance novel. Plus, I don't think Elizabeth deserves to be with anyone, and it'll probably be better for her to remain single and independent anyway)

The Covenant:

1. Chase/Tyler

2. Chase/Aaron

3. Chase/Pogue

Naruto:

1. Gaa/Lee (noooooo...brain hurts! Mental image is scarring!)

Bleach:

1. Ichihime (Orihime needs a knight in shining armor, and as much as I love Ichigo, he ain't it. Also, he looks uncomfortable around her, and to me Orihime's feelings are nothing more than an obession/crush. In addition to that, Orihime seems to have a deeper connection with Ishida and they're great fighting partners)

2. HitsuHina (I hate this pairing with the passion of a thousand burning suns. Toshiro can do better than an obsessed fangirl who was willing to kill him without a second thought and was supposed to be a childhood friend, believed her idol over him, and guilt-tripped him into saving the very man who caused so much turmoil and chaos)

3. RenRukia (look, I LOVE Renji, but I can't see him with Rukia, plus as much as he's trying to make amends for what he did in the past and despite the fact Ichigo and Rukia forgive him, I don't want Rukia with someone who attacked her and taunted about her upcoming death and was supposed to be a childhood friend as well. Also, I seem them as having that sibling vibe)

Quotes (or...actually I have no clue what these are, but I like them):

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (God, I am such a klutz)

Stereotyping others is just plain wrong. "Muslims are all terrorists!" WRONG. "Americans are all warmongering assholes!" WRONG. "Black people are all gangsters/drug dealers!" WRONG. "Australians ride around in kangaroo pouches!" Now this is just stupid. If you're sick of people judging others because of their race, religion, nationality, or anything else, copy this onto your profile. (Copied this off of jakdaxluver's profile)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile Someone? I know some PEOPLE that should be run over by a bus.

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile (copied this off of PrecursorQueen's profile)

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...) Darkecogir (I done it a couple a times) Light-Eco-Freak(All the time!) PrecursorQueen (I never did like stairs. River Child (To hell with stairs. When I find a magic lamp and I'll wish to fly everywhere, EVEN up those stairs.)

Updates:

3/21/08

As of now, I am still not dead, but working on stories. I PROMISE to update my other fics. Damn writer's block...

Anyway, in other news, River Child has recently seen 10, 000 B.C. and I LOVED it. Yes, believe it or not people, despite what film critics and what other people are saying about it, I still saw it because it is my damn money that I want to spend and actually, unlike the large masses out there, I can think for my self and form my own opinions. Anyway, immmediately after seeing it, I went on the Internet to see if anyone wrote any fics. But, lo and behold, only ONE fic for this movie and on this site. Nowehere else. So, as of now, I plan to write a 10, 000 B.C. fic because I am damn sure there are least a couple of people who liked it and are probably waiting for more fics for it to come.

7/20/08

No, I'm not dead, but I decided to to not do the 10,000 B.C. fanfic. My heart isn't in it. As for other fics, I am trying to upload new chapters, but like that Geico commercial (or is by someone else? I forget) but real life comes at you fast,and gives you little time to sit down and update. So, please be patient.

12/1/08

Yeah, still not dead, but been rather slow on the updates for my fics and I apologize greatly for that. I don't like to appear that I maing constant excuses, but honestly, I have been VERY busy and barely have enough time to work on my fics, dealing with small cases of writer's block, and new plot bunnies coming out the wazoo and bothering me to death. Anyway, I thought I would have time to work on them on Thanksgiving Break, but I didn't, but hopefully, I will during Christmas Break. Until then, please be patient and don't worry, I didn't forget my fics.

3/29/09

I'm still not dead, but still suffering from writer's block and also, now I'm in college and just made the honors' list and plan on keeping it that way, so I will be very busy and very little time for fanfiction, save for reading, faving and commenting on fics. Thankfully, summer break is on its way (I get out between May 12th or 13th) and I promise you more chapters and possibly more fanfcs.

With that said, I want to comment and (possibly) rant about the changes that I've seen Fanfiction.Net underwent. First off, the physical changes astound me and make me feel old. This also goes for looking through the fandoms I am involved in. Now with that aside, let me rant about a few things I noticed in these new fanfics that have been springing up in a couple of fandoms:

1. Which "your (you're)" do I use?

I don't know whatever happened to basic education of grammar, but I guess it's going down the shitter judging by the large number of people who make this mistake, OVER and OVER again! For fuck sakes' people! When it comes "you're" and "your", you use "you're" as another to say "YOU ARE" and "your" is used to denote possession, eg. "Your shoes are over there." It's not that hard to learn and in case that doesn't get ingrained into your cranium, remember this: Apostrophe+two letters usually means the word is a contraction, eg. "don't"="do not". If I'm coming across as a grammar nazi bitch to you, too damn bad, because I would not be bitching about this if this type of mistake wasn't happening on a massive scale and I wasn't constantly seeing stupid fucking mistakes like: "Your going?" or "You're mother".

2. It's vs. its

The same thing as "you're" vs. "your". Many people are getting confused about using the words "its" and "it's". "It's" is a contraction, just like "you're" and it means "it is". "Its", on the other hand, like "your"; it denotes possession. An example of this would be "its style." This is simple grammar, but it's (SEE?! I used "it's" because it is a contraction for "it is"!) fucking pitiful if many people are making this type of mistake.

3. Blonde vs. Blond, Brunette vs. Brunet

I don't understand how people get confused when it comes to this, but, generally, when you are describing a MAN with blond hair, you call him a "BLOND"! That's "blond" without an "e" because 'blonde" with an "e" means that the owner of said colored hair is a FEMALE! The same goes for "brunet". "Brunet"=man with dark hair, "brunnette"=WOMAN with dark hair. By the way people, little language tidbit to help you remember this: in French, when an "e" or "ette" is added to a word, it usually means the object or person...Is. A. Female! Just like "blonde" and "brunette"! Do you fucking get it?!

4. Dialogue

Maybe I'm being too picky, but this problem is just like the whole "your're vs. your" dilemma: happening on a massive scale. When you are doing dialogue, DO NOT put the words of two or more characters in the same paragraph! And if there is a change in conversation, make a NEW line! Don't leave it in the same line! This gets confusing for the reader and irritates the writers/readers who know better. Don't understand what I am talking about? Let me give you an example:

eg. Sophie raised one thin eyebrow and said, " Really? You don't like her?" "Yeah, I don't like her," said Stephen. "Why don't you like her?" Sophie interrogated.

Okay, that's as far as I'm willing to go for this example, because I'm already getting a headache typing this out and I want to injure someone. Anyway, I know it's crappy example, but I'm sure you get the point.

5. Textspeak.

I don't know what happened to the standards of good writing, but apparently they were thrown out the window. Now, there's a new wave of writers that simply refuse to use spellcheck, a thesaurus and a dictionary, and decide to show their "mad ritin' skillz" by writing their summary or worse, ENTIRE story in textspeak. This is sad and it's even more sad that these writers actually believe using textspeak displays a talent in writing, when, in reality, it does not. The use of textspeak in the story just makes you come across to the readers as an illiterate teen who failed in English. If you want to be taken seriously as a writer, make an effort to use correct spelling and grammar and don't write like you are telling a story to your friends via texting and cellphone.

6. Lack of fandom knowledge:

People, I know that fanfiction is, in its own way, serves as an alternate universe to the canon of the fandom, however, at the same time, please research before you write or at least be very positive that you're well-acquainted with the universe, the traits of the characters, and so on and so forth. Do not, I mean, do not, just type up the fic and make the characters so fucking OOC, unless you did on purpose, and if so, then put up some type of warning so people who know better don't get aggravated. Also, if you consider yourself a fan of the show, cartoon, book, or anime, then don't misspell the names of the characters! How can you claim you're a fan, if you don't know how to spell the names of the characters right?! So many times I've seen people make this type of mistake along with not capitalizing the titles and epithets of characters. People, there's this thing called an "official guide" in which contains all types of information (including the NAMES, nicknames, and EPITHETS of characters) for your show, anime, anime and book. You can look up the information and use it when you're writing your fanfiction. Seriously I'm getting sick of people writing "the flame alchemist (FMA)" or "former marine (NCIS)".

7. "Where's the spellcheck?"

Use spellcheck, goddammit. And don't use the excuse the "But, I don't have a spellcheck!" Unless you have a computer from the Stone Age, then that's a bunch of bullshit, because most computers in this day and age have some form of spellcheck. Also, there are PLENTY of dictionaries and thesauruses on the 'net. So, really, there are NO excuses. I understand if you're from a country where English isn't your native tongue, but if you're a U.S. citizen, from the U.K., Australia, any country with English as the first language, received some education in grammar, and at least older than 12 years old, then you should fucking know better than to write like you're still in kindergarten. I mean, Jesus H. Christ, I feel like 7-year olds are taking over fandoms and are producing a majority of horribly-written fics. Oh God, get me some Tylenol, I feel like throwing up at this thought.

8. "To use "defiantly" or "definitely"? That is the question!"

I don't know how people get mixed up in regards to these two words, but never underestimate the boundaries of human stupidity, my friends. For the poor stupid fuckers who make this type of mistake, let me educate you on this matter, so that way, I won't feel like coming to your home and butchering you in your sleep because you failed to grasp when to correctly use these adverbs. (Puts on glasses and dons a scholarly outfit. Clears throat) "Defiantly" is derived from the the word "defiant" which means: "Characterized by defiance; boldly resistant or challenging." Thus "defiantly' is synonym for "boldly", "challengingly", and means an action performed out of disobedience or boldness. Example: "She defiantly glared at him." "Definitely," on the other hand, is derived from the word "definite" which means: "Clearly defined or determined; not vague or general; fixed; precise," or "Positive; certain; sure." Soooo...when using "definitely", most likely you're implying certainty or that you are positive about something. Example: "Oh, she's definitely gonna kick his ass!" See? The sentence implies that the speaker knows, without a shadow of a doubt, that the first person is gonna open up a can o' whup ass on the second person. Okay, does all of this make sense to you? Good, so don't make this mistake again, and multiple times in a fic, because I'm reaching to the breaking point of hunting down numerous fanfic writers who make this mistake, countless times.

9. "Eww! Mpreg!"

I understand some people don't like it and think it's demeaning to "feminize" male characters by getting them knocked up, or just think mpreg is weird, unrealitistic and stupid, but guess what? The authors know that! They know guys getting "preggers" is as unlikely to happen as Bill O'Reilly becoming an atheist and eloping to Canada with Keith Olbermann (realllllyyyy scary thought...), and that's why they write fanfiction: in the world of fanfiction, anything can happen. You don't like mpreg, that's your opinion and guess what? No one is forcing you to read it.

10. "Stop making the guy characters gay and girly! They're straight, okay?"

I know they're straight, dumbass. Guess what? I. Don't. Give. A. Shit! I know Torn is whipped by Ashelin, I know Dean will forever chase skirts and not have an inkling of a lustful thought about Sam. I know that and other slash/yaoi fanfic writers do, too. Again, in fanfiction, anything goes. Actually, come to to think about, most shows, animes, games don't explicitly state if the characters are gay or straight, so there is the possiblity for them to be gay, bisexual or just have the chance to fall in love with someone of the same sex (you don't have to be gay to fall in love with someone of same sex or be in a same-sex relationship). Also, I don't care for highschool fics or menage a trois fics that much, but do I go around flaming those type of stories? No. So let live, live, and just go on read a story of your tastes. By the way, since when turning a hetereosexual male character gay is synonymous with "feminizing"? It's not.

Okay, I'm done ranting. I apologize if I offended anyone, but these things have been plucking my nerves for a while and I needed to get these off my chest.

Results from Seme/Uke quiz:

Chibi Seme

You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyantly gay Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke

Well, this sort of ties in what with my short height and the fact why people think I'm innocent and sweet, until later I prove them wrong...hehehehe.

A little list to eat up more of my profile's blank space. Oh, and why I rather see Sasuke gettin' some lovin' from Naru-chan than Sakura.

SasuNaru or SasuSaku?

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura

Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II

Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.

It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.

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Proud Supporter of the Arts by thinktink2 reviews
What happens when your live-in love volunteers you for something. More fun in the "Coming to Terms/Accepting the Consequences" world. Takes place sometime after "Consequences" ends. One-shot
Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,601 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/31 - [Nick B., Adalind S.] - Complete
Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,940 - Reviews: 2379 - Favs: 3,042 - Follows: 3,001 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Unplanned by aliendroid reviews
After only being with him once the unthinkable has happened. Now unable to think of a way out Renji has two choices: let him in, or run. Either way he will not give up the child. ByaRen MPREG
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,788 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 8/3/2015 - Published: 1/3/2013 - [Byakuya K., Renji A.] OC - Complete
Relationship Rescue by Nocturnalux reviews
Shingen has a solution to the ongoing strife between Shizuo and Izaya: Dr. Phil. The good doctor vows to get to the source of it all and expose the well-known truth that hate is often a cover for other feelings.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 115 - Words: 89,386 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 3/2/2015 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Take Stock by Shade's Ninde reviews
When Kaldur falls ill after a mission, it's up to Artemis, Zatanna and Roy to take care of him, whether he likes it or not. Snaibsel, Koy, and soup.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,945 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/28/2014 - [Kaldur/Aqualad, Roy Harper/Red Arrow] [Artemis C./Artemis, Zatanna Z.]
Chocolate by StormWildcat reviews
Yet another White Day has arrived and Ryuko's not thrilled. Fluff! Implied pairings of IraxMako and UzuxRyuko!
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Ryuko M., Mako M., I. Gamagoori, U. Sanageyama - Complete
The Princess and the Sorcerer by Shadow - Prince of Wolves reviews
Okay, everyone! Chapter rewrites and updates currently underway. See chapter 21. Thank you to all! Recap: MozenrathOC. I suck at summaries. Check it out!
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,730 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Mozenrath
The Curve by Threesmallcrows reviews
The day the Red King ordered Yata to take dating lessons from Saruhiko Fushimi was the most embarrassing day of his life. That is, until the lessons themselves started.
K - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,455 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Yata M., Fushimi S.
Fill (me up) by Jiggywidit reviews
Haru won't stop until he's completely satisfied. PWP. Written for a prompt on the Free! Kink Meme.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Haruka N., Rin M. - Complete
Why Can't I Just Be Single? by Raikun-sama reviews
"So you KNEW that he was a perverted, freakish STALKER, Shinra, and you THOUGHT we would be good as a COUPLE?" "W-well, Shizuo, no offense meant, but you're not exactly a normal person either, if you know what I mean..." AU IzayaxShizuo
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 139,877 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Yuki's Secret Diary by Fantony reviews
When he's alone at home, when he can't sleep while his little lover is snoring noisily... Yuki Eiri is bored. So he talks to Shuichi... in his own way...! Eiri x shu
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 52,990 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S.
Deep Sky by LightNeverFades reviews
A dark past had torn Dracula and Van Helsing apart, but not for long. He has captured the Hunter, but he did not intend for the Hunter to fall for the Prince instead. In the background, Carl is in search of Van Helsing, and has hidden his true feelings un
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,957 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 4/13/2006
Seven Days by astudyofmemory reviews
Erza told him to make things clear. He just didn't expect it to be so damn difficult. Gruvia. Gray-centric.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,803 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Gray F., Juvia L. - Complete
Beautiful Liar by APurpleAvacado reviews
When a mission goes wrong Kiba must pay the price, he had always said lying and being lied to were always two different things, but how will he feel when his own words turn against him? Team 8 has taken a real beating. Yaoi. Rape. Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 98,947 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Kiba I., Shino A.
Serenity by astudyofmemory reviews
In which Juvia doesn't think she's beautiful. And Gray is all too happy to prove her wrong. Gruvia, post-GMG.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,023 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Gray F., Juvia L. - Complete
Be my Boyfriend? by Robin Red R reviews
The four times Dick said 'no', and the one time he had no choice but to say 'yes'.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,925 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - [Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Nightwing]
The Homra Orphanage by Sally.H11 reviews
Sometimes, Kusanagi wondered if he will ever have a peaceful day while taking care of the little duckies in the orphanage. AU SaruMisa /wink wink/ hints of dewa/chitose, mikoto/reishi, fujishima/eric etc. One-Shot
K - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Fushimi S., Yata M. - Complete
Swan Dive by Kendra Luehr reviews
Many years ago, Gold found himself bedding a young Emma Swan. Now that they are reunited in Storybrooke, he will stop at nothing to reclaim the woman and child who are rightfully his... Eventual GoldxEmma. Now COMPLETE.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,551 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Emma S. - Complete
ABC's of Love by mikanchan94 reviews
Shorts from A-Z about the dysfunctional lives of Lelouch and Suzaku. Lord help their souls and Suzaku's poor ass. Z is for Zap, Zero, Zealous, and more. Lulusuza
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 111,198 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
In Which Roy Perves About Kal's Body by RocksCanFly reviews
But Not In The Way You'd Think Growing up around superheroes sets certain standards.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Roy Harper/Red Arrow, Kaldur/Aqualad - Complete
From Parent Conferences To Dinner Dates by MewStar0013 reviews
Ace never suspected this. Really, he thought today would be normal. He thought he would only have to pick up his little brother from getting in trouble with school. But now he's caught the eye of his brother's teacher. Suffice to say, he doesn't mind. R&R
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,831 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Ace, Smoker
Kyuubi the Btch by GeminiScar reviews
Naruto was having a bad day... okay, more like week... fine, he was having a bad three years. And he could blame it all on Kyuubi, and that damn fox for starting the whole mess. SasuNaru WARNING MPreg, no like, no read. Flamers will be reported.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 273,240 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Captain's Woman by Captive Nightingale reviews
Women aren’t allowed on ships. So, when they aren’t on land, pirates bed men in the place of women. Allen is kidnapped by these pirates and finds himself stuck with the role of being Kanda’s ‘woman’. Will he fulfill his duty? Yullen! TykiAllen later!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,725 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
Red Steel by FreedomFox reviews
Renji is kidnapped by the mob for his brothers offense,what is the fiery red head to do? Fascinated by the mob boss but defiantly stubborn,will he fall in love? Will the cold mob boss be tempted by Renji's fire or enraged? Will he break Renji or love him?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,750 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Byakuya K., Renji A.
One Very Hot Day by Channel D reviews
Oh, is it hot outside! Who would want to leave the NCIS building on a day like this? The employees have to cope with the heat as best they can. One-shot written for the NFA Dog Days of Summer challenge.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Complete
Love Deeper by Cherry Jade reviews
After he finds his girlfriend, Sakura, cheating on him, Naruto goes to a bar to forget everything just for one night. He never expected that one night stand to lead to so much more… SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,196 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 1,414 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Fool's Mistake by Akai Mu Tsuki reviews
AU Izaya, a fox demon, finds a certain blonde hunter to be intriguing. When he approaches the hunter, Heiwajima Shizuo, will he get killed? Or will he receive a wonderful surprise instead? Beware of smut and yaoi ! PWP R&R please
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Daddy's 'Little' Girl by BlackWolf2Dragoon reviews
Hughes knows his best friend is keeping a secret from him. Being the investigator, he launches a surprise visit to unravel it. RoyEd, One Shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Grace me, My King of Nights by BlaznFangurl reviews
InuxSessh,Yaoi.Sesshomaru was given a choice, mate or lose his throne. He will not sully his dog demon blood so he has only one person to retrieve. Inuyasha is in heat and he finds himself caught in a very awkward place.1st Fanfic ever. Semi hurt/comfort!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 116,832 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
The Eye of the Storm by Leo Vulpes reviews
It started as somthing simple, turned into something more, and that would change Konoha forever. Pairings inside!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,333 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sleeping Beauty by BubbleFairy03 reviews
If you got hit in the head with a building, literally, what would you dream of? Wally wakes up to find himself prince of the Kingdom of Flash. Now he must journey across the land on a quest to awaken his true love: the "princess" of the Kingdom of Bats!
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,988 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - [Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Robin] - Complete
Grappling by Shinigami's Death Angel reviews
How Dick and Wally came together, in three stages, as there is just no easy way to fall in love.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,359 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
The Bet by edwardsgirl16 reviews
Edward's forced to be Roy's slave for a month and he has to follow every order he's given. Not good considering Roy's massive crush on the young Fullmetal Alchemist. Rated M for anything that could come under an M category
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,855 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
A Tiger by the Tail by BloodAmulet reviews
Don't piss off elder Gypsy women. Exactly the thing Trafalgar Law did and now he 'suffers' in the body of another creature, stuck in the 'care' of one Eustass Kidd. :yaoi:
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 77,870 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - E. Kidd, T. Law - Complete
Answering Machine by bat-hawk reviews
In order to "leave a message after the beep" on Eames' cell phone, one must endure 30 seconds of Arthur having a toe-curling orgasm. I wrote something funny! I am so proud. Rated M for completely obvious reasons. Like sex.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
The Scorching Rain by Alvara19 reviews
Smelling interesting to demons was never a good thing to Nero and it certainty was not a good thing now. DantexNero Yaoi
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,845 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Dante, Nero
Don't Call Me That by Raikun-sama reviews
If Heiwajima Shizuo has learned anything about himself, it is certainly the fact that he is not something beautiful. Izaya disagrees. IzayaxShizuo, yes, in that order. One-shot. A little angsty.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,803 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
A Game of Poker by Bookkbaby reviews
YAOI LUCKY Pair, Yullen. It started as a simple game of poker, but a little white lie from Lavi changes everything. -'If you lose... you spend the night here, with me, and let me do whatever I want with you.'-
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 253,748 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Lavi, Tyki Mikk - Complete
Apostle of God by KIS'E'productions reviews
The Black Order's trust on Allen is quickly diminishing, and he's willing to do anything as long as they don't see him as a traitor. Even if it means allowing them to use his body to create new exorcists. Yullen. Mpreg. SemiAU. Manga Spoilers
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 161,845 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker
From Rivals To Lovers by Kyuubiluver reviews
Erza is sick and tired of Natsu and Gajeel's fighting, so while everyone else is at a festival, she locks them in the basement for the entire weekend. Will these two rival kill each other before the weekend ends or will love bloom? GajeelNatsu Lemon
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 12/5/2010 - [Gajeel R., Natsu D.] - Complete
French Maid Shizuo! by Rotten Glee reviews
Response to the Drrr! Kink Meme on LJ. Shizuo lost a bet so now he has to walk around in a French maid costume while everyone around him perves over how short his skirt is and how pretty his butt looks. Tom x Shizuo, Everyone x Shizuo.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,605 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Shizuo H., Tom T. - Complete
Byakuya x Renji drabbles by seca reviews
These are all the 500 words or less drabbles I have written over time for the Byakuya x Renji pairing as I don't want to flood with a bunch of really short fic. Ratings go from G to PG13 and there are spoilers for later manga chapters. Shounenai.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,263 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A.
I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt by chipmunki reviews
but even sexier in yours Inception Kink Meme. Arthur wears one of Eames's shirts. Eames is aroused by this. SLASH
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
A Mother's Love by TenshiXXX reviews
Uchiha Mikoto is a woman with a plan: get Itachi and crazy Uncle Madara's bodyguard together...at all costs. And she doesn't care how much she has to embarrass Itachi to accomplish her aim. The ends justify the means...more or less. Kinda cracky. KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,732 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Choices by Jolinar773 reviews
Kuchiki Byakuya rarely loses control. However when he does, Renji is usualy the one who gets the full dose of his Captain's well masked short-tempered nature...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,338 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Acclimation by Gryvon reviews
Arthur first meets Eames on a job in Mumbai. Cobb had worked with both of them previously, but never together and Arthur finds the uncertainty of this new element on their team unsettling.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,226 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/29/2010 - [Eames, Arthur] - Complete
Narcissist by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
LONG ONESHOT. Danny is a closet narcissist...if you could call it that.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,085 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Danny F., Dan Phantom - Complete
Promises by Stavi reviews
How the battle at Orochimaru's hideout should've gone: What did Naruto promise Sai he'd do if Sasuke didn't come back? Why does Sasuke look like he wants to kill Sai, instead? And why is Sakura having a nosebleed? Read to find out! SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Living by par'carpedium reviews
Written for inception kink Round 1 Prompt:"Eames/Arhtur mpreg. I just read a mpreg Eames/Arthur and I want more, lol. I want the full on description of their pregnancy, the finding out to the birth, babies first steps. lol, pregnant Arthur ftw."
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Meet Me Halfway by CannibalFrankie reviews
Not a sonfic. Igneel wants to hide Natsu away from the dominants. Natsu wants Igneel to lighten up and live a little. Add two dominants in the mix and you got yourself a soap opera. Rated M for later Chapters. Mpreg
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Gajeel R., Natsu D.
The Charges by Googala2 reviews
The judge stood up and addressed the man staring up at him with expressionless eyes. "Madara Uchiha, your charges are as such..." Yaoi, don't like don't read. Romance- HashiMada.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Breaking the Twilight by Boogermeister reviews
First AiIchi AU. Ichigo was held prisoner by Aizen and was forced to have his child. He thought about escaping constantly. But it would be risky for his life as well as his young son's. Yaoi AizenxIchigo.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 97,630 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Ichigo K., S. Aizen - Complete
The Roads that Bind by Reizbar-Ookami reviews
Leon finds himself roped into traveling with Sora, Donald, and Goofy. Well, he figures he's okay with that, because nothing bad has really happened to them yet. And then they land in the Coliseum, and they meet Cloud. And it all goes downhill from there.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,610 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S.
High Stakes by MissGlycerine reviews
HIATUS---Roy and Ed make a bet. Will Ed's temper get the better of him? Or will Roy wind up in the seat of humiliation? Rated M because eventually it WILL get that way. Don't like, don't read.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,931 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Ruffles and Lace by Reizbar-Ookami reviews
ONESHOT: Joey is behind on rent and desperate for a job, so he goes to someone else who has managed to escape the slums they used to live in. He didn't realize that being a maid was so difficult. Especially with Kaiba involved. WARNING: EXTREME LEMON.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,438 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/23/2010 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
Cereal's Ficcage of Awesome by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Kyuubi has been away on a business trip. Minato misses him dearly... yaoi, KyuuMina, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Minato N. - Complete
Sexy Fight by Alex Prosper reviews
Dante recalls his two sexy fights he had with Nero and plans another one. If all goes well, third time should be a charm. Slash/yaoi. Dante/Nero.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,134 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Dante, Nero - Complete
When a Fairy Falls by BonneNuit reviews
Ch7: ElfmanxNatsu This is a collection of one shots and ficlets that all have Natsu in a yaoi pairing. Contains sexual content, violence and language, no underage readers. I do take requests for this collection.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,554 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Natsu D., Elfman S.
Breathe In, Breathe Out by whimsicalwishes reviews
Neji/Shikamaru. AU. Lemon. “And what does this exercise entail?” “Sex.” Well, wasn’t he straightforward.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Touching Destiny by TaylorGibbs reviews
Tony DiNozzo meets his destiny when a cocky NCIS agent comes to work a case with him. Gibbs/DiNozzo pairing.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,064 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D.
A Puppy and His Baby Angel by talinsquall reviews
Sequel "Sora's Flurry". Zack Fair's back, & ready to live life, with Riku by his side. Main Zack/Riku. Cloud/Leon. Cid/Vin. Reno Axel /Sora Roxas . Past Zack/Sephiroth. Yaoi, Mpreg,Lemons, Angst,Cursing,Ref. to char. death. Rev. 2/19/09. 2nd Rev. 7/23/09
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,363 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Zack F., Riku
Matchmaker, Matchmaker by Bookkbaby reviews
Yullen. Allen is wondering what to do about Kanda and a little push from Lavi might send him in the right direction.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,559 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Hard Time by Zeriku reviews
It's hard having Reborn for a tutor. R27
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
My Unknown Love by Riki-Tiki-Tabby reviews
When Renji escapes the Soul Reaper Soceity, he starts to fall for the most gorgeous carrot top he'd ever seen in his entire life! And do Ichigo's confusing feelings point him to Renji as well? Renji x Ichigo -M-
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 119,213 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Renji A., Ichigo K.
Freedom Isn't Free by TanukiRaccoon reviews
All Neji wanted was a job. All Itachi wanted was someone to screw. They both found something more. ItaNeji, yaoi, PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Itachi U., Neji H. - Complete
I Dream of Dragons? by Reizbar-Ookami reviews
TWOSHOT: What! A semi-AU! Who'd o' thought, right! After putting on a magical bracelet, Joey finds himself dealing with a priest that looks exactly like Seto Kaiba and a few wishes he doesn't know what to do with!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,490 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 10/12/2009 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
Immortal Coil by BonneNuit reviews
Renji was turned into a vizard by Aizen 30 years ago and was found by the vizards. Now he's trying to recruit Ichigo to their side. RenjixIchigo yaoi. Sexual content, no underage readers.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,926 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Strategy by talinsquall reviews
Cloud and Leon through first love, marriage, and baby in a baby carriage. Main Cloud/Leon. Cid/Vin. Seph/Zack. Yaoi, OOC, Mpreg, Angst, Lemons, Cursing, Non-con, Semi Sex Change. 2nd Revision Finished. COMPLETE
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,778 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Seireitei no Jinchuuriki by Denim88 reviews
Naruto was often concerned about the impact he'd make in his lifetime. However, he never thought that he'd be making an even greater impact in the afterlife. Watch as our hero takes on a whole new challenge; being a Shinigami. Naruto/Bleach. DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 104,221 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Naruto U.
Introduction by peppermint quartz reviews
It irritated her that no one saw the truth. Oneshot. Bleach is not mine.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Grimmjow J., Tatsuki A. - Complete
Tick, Tock, Goes the Clock by E-finch reviews
Round and Round Again. There has always been a reason clocks are round. History is meant to repeat its self, but shall you be ready to face it when it comes around once more? Fight off the monsters that follow in your steps? DannyxDark Yaoi and Angst
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,961 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Danny F., Dan Phantom
Dark Underworld by terra hotaru reviews
In the Underworld, everything is legal. What good is bad, what bad is good. Be wicked and you will be looked up upon, defend justice and you will be killed. How can someone like Roxas cope in the Underworld? Dark AkuRoku. YAOI. Lemon. Torture. Blood.Gore
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 108,596 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Sibling Rivalry by Mokibobolink reviews
Tony & McGee have been fighting for weeks and finally Gibbs has enough. Sending them off on an assignment together seems like a good idea until they both go missing. Now they'll have to work it out to survive. Hurt!Tony/Hurt!McGee/PapaGibbs - Not Slash
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,945 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Babies Come From Where? by Yami Dragoness of Dark reviews
He just wanted to know where babies came from! Reborn didn't have to show him everything involved! Tsuna learns that missing school is never a good idea when he needs Reborn to teach him of "reproduction" R27, lemony goodness! Warning: PWP, explicit!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,386 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 164 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Realizations by Jollyolly reviews
Muraki & Tsuzuki are immensly enjoying their time together & things are going well. A new place, Tsuzuki becoming bolder in the bedroom...& new realizations to their ever deepening bond.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,455 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - K. Muraki, A. Tsuzuki
Boxed In By My Thoughts: Trying to Figure This Out by BrynnH87 reviews
Tony wonders why everyone seems to have been invited to Ziva's party except him. His thoughts after "Boxed In". Written for the Last Fic Writer Standing contest.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Tony D. - Complete
A Seme's Dream Come True by Nova Shadow reviews
Long story short...we have a population crisis" Tsunade has just given Sasuke, Kakashi, Kankuro, Shino and Neji a chance of a lifetime; the opportunity to catch their ukes. Yaoi, lots of yaoi. SasuNaru, KashiIru, KanKiba, ShinoGaa, NejiShika. Lemons :D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 108 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
If I Kissed You, Would You Hit Me? by may10baby reviews
Sasuke and Itachi constantly chase after unwilling Naruto and Kyuubi, they must escape the fangirls,avoid the Akatsuki Uke Anti-Rape Squad, defeat the other Semes out for their Ukes, and finally! Capture the loves of their lives! FROM THE AUTHOR OF MAYDAY
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,104 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Katsuya's Adventures in Wonderland by Reizbar-Ookami reviews
Katsuya follows a rabbit-like Ryou through a man hole to find himself faced with his friends--as strange creatures! With Kaiba as the King of Hearts, if he doesn't behave, it's off with his head! And to add insult to injury, he's stuck wearing a dress!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,454 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
Gold on red by tant-gredelin reviews
“Forget it, Renji. I’m not putting that on.” “For me? C’mon, you’ll look hot in it.” “Nu-uh, never in a million years. Not that.” PWP, Cross-dressing, lotsa dirty talk, rated M for a reason. Ren/Ichi one-shot
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,824 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Renji A., Ichigo K. - Complete
Bleached Ice by DolphinWhisperer reviews
An argument between Ichigo and Renji erupts and the only way to resolve it is with... hockey! Who will be on the teams? Which team will win it? Read and find out! Possible OOC, implied HisagixIsane, no other pairings except random teasing between the guys
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,142 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Ichigo K., Renji A.
Surprises! by Midnight-in-Russia reviews
In which Roy goes clothes shopping for the baby that he and Ed are expecting. He even buys Ed a surprise. But what is it? I don't really like M-Preg, but for those of you who do...here ya go. Enjoy!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Gimme My Soba! by LaDyViL reviews
A continuation of the omake from ‘Damn Hormones’. This time, it's the Yullen couple. Pairings: Yullen, Lucky. Warnings: BL content, mpreg, mood-swings, OOCness, soba-bashing, horrible grammar.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
And ACTION! by Midnight-in-Russia reviews
Just a little fic about Roy and Ed and video cameras. *Wink* RoyEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Bedroom Wars by B-Rated reviews
Naruto is fed up with the way his relationship is going. Apparently so are his friends and so begins the war of uke vs. seme. SasuNaru/KakaIru/KanKib/NejShik.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ways to annoy the MarySues of Ipswich by Kos-Mos607 reviews
Humorous rants on the repetitiveness of this fandom. I don't hate all Mary Sues just the ones that use the same idea over and over again. Flamers will get their asses handed to them by a very disgruntled NASCAR fan who argues for a living.
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,416 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 4/24/2007
He is Serious? by Snotwing reviews
Missing scenes from the episode Probie. You know that part where Tony tries to 'cheer up' McGee? Well, I think there was a lot more to it than that. Tony tells a story. Team bonding fic, incl Gibbs and Abby. Read and Review! COMPLETE! Ya-hoo!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,459 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
A Proper Education by Cat In My Fridge reviews
Suzaku just wants Lelouch to pay attention to class. Lelouch just wants Suzaku to relax... in more ways than one. Lelouch/Suzaku. Written for the kinkmeme on LJ. Cowritten with SavvyLovesYaoi.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,105 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Instincts by Heart in a Headlock reviews
So he was stuck on this planet for medical reasons. That Kevin could deal with. Didn't mean he had to like being stuck in a zoo, though. ...On second thought, with humans as cute as that falling into his enclosure, maybe it wouldn't be so bad. BeVin
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Kevin, Ben T. - Complete
Lost Holidays by littlemoore reviews
Sequel to Sunday Afternoon. A Holiday killer wreaks havoc on Gotham, bringing with it many complications for Jim and Bruce's blooming relationship. Characters: Gordon, Bruce, Selina Kyle, Garcia, Stephens, Holiday, Alberto Falcone, Thomas Elliot. T-M rate
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,946 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, J. Gordon - Complete
A Kitten's Light by talinsquall reviews
With Restoration over, Leon decides to start a family. Cloud has something to say about that. Cloud/Leon. Cid/Vin. Yaoi, OOC, Non-con, BDSM, Lemons, Cursing, Mpreg, Birth, Breastfeeding. 2nd Revision 4/23/09-5/1/09.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,220 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Perfect Pet by shadowofgaara reviews
Shino is lonely and wishes for a pet, a companion. However he also wants Kiba's love...why not roll the two together into one? ShinoKiba WARNING: There is a sexual scene *not full lemon* M for a reason. YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Cloud Control by talinsquall reviews
All of Leon's hard work is complete. There is only one thing left to do. Cloud/Leon. Fenrir/Griever. Cid/Vin. Mention Tseng/Aerith. Yaoi, OOC, Suicide Attempt and Thoughts, Angst, Lemon, Cursing, Semi Sex Change, Implied Mpreg. 2nd Revision 4/17/09.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,132 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
The Hotel on Cherry Hill by Luffy'sNo.1Girl reviews
Two Uchihas, one Hyuuga, two Naras and one Scarecrow plus a hotel full of ukes equals ONE HELL OF A VACTION! Warnings:eventual lemons! OOCness! OC! KakaIru, Sasunaru, ItaKyuu, ShikaKiba, NejiGaa and OCxOC. ENJOY!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,592 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Perfect Harmony by terra hotaru reviews
The King was bored beyond all reasons. Servants were offering ideas which led him into the meeting with an angel—of wine glasses, and of perfect harmony in the year twenty-oh-nine. Lemon. Smut. Out Of Context Dark Underworld AkuRoku. Warnings within.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,516 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Thanksgiving at Ducky's by Channel D reviews
Ducky is having the NCIS group over for Thanksgiving dinner, just as he had done last year. Last year was chaos, what with Tony bringing a live turkey. Surely this year will be better? Humor/light adventure in 3 chapters.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,183 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Ducky M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
You Wish! by Din Kelion reviews
When Danny makes a wish that gets him stuck inside of Norm’s lamp he must find a way out of his horrid predicament before an unlikely Halfa stumbles upon Danny’s lamp and makes a few wishes that both of them may regret. [FOP crossover] VmxDf.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,636 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Danny F., Vlad M.
Without a Cowl by I am the Unicorn reviews
In which a mistake is made, the Joker discovers Batman’s true identity, and things take a general turn for the worst. Joker/Batman. Post-TDK universe. Ongoing.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,288 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008
Nine Months and a Year by Star of the Morning Light reviews
RoyEd After a drunken fling with Mustang that the bastard doesn't remember, Ed finds out that he's pregnant. But will he tell Mustang? Or will he carry the baby alone? ON HIATUS.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,200 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Tales Beyond the Woods by Selim reviews
Complete! Drabbles about Kyuubi and Arashi. Love isn't only destined between two humans, but a human and a demon that can defy anything for each other. KyuuAra, Sug. Other Pairings
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,528 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Minato N. - Complete
November Naughtiness by Lances reviews
Yullen. SPOILER WARNING. Allen is forced to hide in Komui's bath tub with Kanda lying on top of him. And Kanda is a very naughty boy.. Oh yes, he is. Marked now COMPLETE due to lack of time for continuation, but it stands alone just as well. :)
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,583 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 389 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Elsie Wants a Ride by Channel D reviews
Tim, the safe driver, is expected to give his great aunt Elsie a ride in his Porsche as a family duty. However, this safe driver has just wrecked his car and broken his leg. Can the team pitch in to save the day--and an inheritance? Now complete.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,042 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Tim M. - Complete
Hitsugaya's Date by peppermint quartz reviews
Hitsugaya meets a girl who sees spirits. But there's something different about her... A simple story, with everyone's favorite not a kid shinigami. Completed. Will have a sequel: Karin's Date.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,639 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K. - Complete
The Extremely Drunken Covenant Parody by Kos-Mos607 reviews
Another movie parody made by your favorite drunken girls
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,938 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 9/7/2007
What Money Can Buy by sigyn-chi reviews
A not so innocent auction turning into a very un-innocent situation. created for T-gal's Deadly Intention voting contest, 1827
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,366 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/14/2008 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Capture Me Captive by Hiki-chan reviews
Chapter 9! Our mission is to go to Sound and spy on the two top main powers there, the Otokage himself and the second in command to make sure that Sound is not planning any attacks on Konoha or Sand and stop them at all cost, okay Gaara? SasuNaru, NejiGaa
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,580 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Crimson Ritual by Kos-Mos607 reviews
AU ending Caleb has mysteriously disappeared after his fight with Chase at Putnum barn and Pogue keeps having strange dreams about his missing friend and a dark room he’s never been to before. SLASH WARNING!
Covenant - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 113,840 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Complete
Black and White, and Red All Over by Imadra Blue reviews
Byakuya and Renji's relationship has been slowly evolving ever since their battle in the streets of Seireitei, but before Renji leaves for Hueco Mundo, it will evolve once more. Slash.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,884 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Edward, You're Beautiful by Alima8314 reviews
In order to cope with the growing feelings he has for Edward, Roy sits down with a bottle of rum and a sheet of paper. Before the night is done, he has penned an embarrassing, and nearly poetic, description of the young man for whom he yearns. Implied RxE
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
In Darkness Take Me by The Soul Cake Duck reviews
Madara takes Itachi in darkness. Based upon an amazing picture I saw. Dedicated to the Madara x Itachi FC at NarutoFan. Rated M for a reason. PWP. Now a drabble collection.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Madara U., Itachi U.
About A Girl by Morphine Dementia reviews
One-shot. Horohoro's constant nagging about having a girlfriend is starting to get on Ren's nerves. So he decides to give his blue-haired friend some tips on dates..and actually fool him into one! - RenHoro, or Ren x Horo; humor, light shounen-ai fluff. Also the oldest fic I'm still not ashamed of!
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Ren T., Horohoro U. - Complete
Narcissism by WTFWonder reviews
“Huh, I guess this makes me a sadist, a sociopath AND a narcissist.” Chapter 8 is dedicated to a very good friend and contains yumgood sexual tension and CHARACTER DEATH. Now you HAVE to read it.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,005 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Dan Phantom, Danny F.
Yaoi 101 by Stavi reviews
You are Uchiha Sasuke, its time you teach the class everything you know about the very special 'uke'. Chap 2: You are Uzumaki Naruto, its time you helped save your kind, the uke, and warn them about the evil 'seme'. Yaoi and such.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Narutosexual by SandmanAndKitsune reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is not a heterosexual, not a homosexual, nor an asexual. Sasuke Uchiha, the great prodigy of Uchiha clan is… a Naruto-sexual. And the truth to be told... Extreme silliness. NOT FOR CHILDREN TO READ.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sibling Rivalry by aleeravanhelsing reviews
Full summary inside CONTAINS SLASH and a bit of languge. CHAPTER 6 IS UP! Please review.
Van Helsing - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,083 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 4/2/2007
Dark by NextNothingNew reviews
DanxDanny. Slash. Danny has been bought in the Ghost Zone, and his only hope is his alternate future self. Hiatus.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,455 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Danny F., Dan Phantom
Cat's Out by tmntyyh reviews
Sequel to Their Little Secret, MUST read that first. Warnings are inside. Cid, after fixing 'the Highwind' has been planning something behind Vincent's back. What could it be? And what is going on between Shera and Cid. ...What is wrong with Cloud? SMUT!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 152,090 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 4/13/2007 - Vincent V., Cid H.
Dangerous Meeting by niiro-yuuyake reviews
Basically a AU NejiShika get together fic. After a one night stand with the arrogant Hyuuga, Shikamaru just can't seem to get rid of him. So, how do you deal with a stalker who you just can't say 'no' to? OOCness, AU, Possessive!Neji Summary changed
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,267 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Neji H., Shikamaru N.
Breaking his heart by Enlightened-darkness reviews
AU cross with FFVII, FFVIII. After the fall of Garden to Sephiroth Squall is forced into the service of a Prince. But which will break first, Squall's spirit or the Prince's resolve? Yaoi, noncon, abuse, violence, lemon. CloudxSquall/Leon and more to come
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,084 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S.
Skirt Tragedy by SandmanAndKitsune reviews
Naruto made a bet with Kiba, and had to wear girls’ uniform in order to find out a certain Uchiha’s true sexuality. This is a YAOI fic. No homophobes and flames, please! You’ve been warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,964 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
More Than Guests by Stavi reviews
AU SasuNaru ItaHaku. Once upon a time, there lived two boys, whose family was attacked and were the only survivors. They were taken in by a servant of Itachi and Sasuke, the rulers of the western lands. This is their chaotic and hilarious story. Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,360 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Feeling Furry by Novelist Pup reviews
Of course Vaan isn't afraid of the Big Bad Wolf, but we can't hold that against him. :BalthierVaan::Little Red Riding Hood Parody:
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
Precious by thecollectiveunconscious reviews
Sasuke leaned in, and whispered into Naruto's ear. "You are mine, dobe. You will never marry the Hyuuga. You will spend your life with me, as my slave, my possession…" he purred. "You are my precious, precious pet."COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 126 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Teme! by SandmanAndKitsune reviews
In which Naruto was confused of what he should pick for Sasuke’s birthday present, and decided to take Kakashi go for a shopping… worst choice. Rated M to be safe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Intemptesta Nox by MeeLee reviews
-DISCONT'D- Usui Horokeu's life has just hit rock bottom, and he despairs. Yet when he catches the attention of a mysterious stranger, he soon finds himself spiraling down into a dark underworld he never knew existed. RenHoro, some HaoYoh and MarcoLyserg.
Shaman King - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,805 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Horohoro U., Ren T.
Pretty Woman by GoingMyOwnWay reviews
somewhat of a continuation now up
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,942 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
Seductive Melodies by LeeDaMan reviews
He's smart. He's witty. He is SO goddamn sexy. That is the character of the man that wants to get at Squall. Add Seifer and a misleading tipoff and you have this. FF8xKH2 Crossover.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,054 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Squall L., Seifer A.
Hippos, Wagons, and Other Christmas Ghosts by Jessa4865 reviews
Elliot and Olivia on a stakeout right before Christmas. EO. Complete
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,368 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
Hey by We are DesCom reviews
Akamaru had always thought humans were complicated. He was not prepared for just how complicated they can be, starting with one simple word...Sai x Kiba yaoi Akamaru's POV Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Sai, Kiba I. - Complete
Icha Icha All the Way! by rowanashke reviews
Kakashi's dating Iruka. Asuma's dating Shikamaru. Both think the other's boyfriend is hot. They get drunk. An evil plan is born... takes a deep breath AsuIruKakaShika. First request ficcie. Read my profile for more info on that. Major lemons, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Iruka U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Death And Resurrection Show by NextNothingNew reviews
Parody/Slash with original male characters. A group of male witches appear in town, and the boys have to wonder where they came from. KatexSarah mentioned. Discontinued.
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,205 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007
Nuckin Futs, MarySue style by Kos-Mos607 reviews
Small song I thought of after listening to JibJab's video way too many times. Flamers will be forced to stand in the same three hour long DMV line that inspired this bloody song.
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Dear Caleb by Missie DuCaine reviews
Slash. It wasn't like it was something earth shattering. Well, it was, but it still shouldn't be this hard to write.
Covenant - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
The Status Ailment Series by Pretty Racing reviews
Slash. BalthierVaan. This small series is tales of each status ailment in FFXII with a slashy tone. Sixth: Balthier doesn't mind K.O. ... unless it involves a certain blond minx...
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,449 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
That Talk by GoingMyOwnWay reviews
In which Leon is freakishly naive and the others force Cloud to talk to him about IT, some CL
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Mountain Dew and Pixie Stix as Long as Your Arm by BlackRoseThorne reviews
Sora decides to test a sugarintense concoction on a certain stoic brunette.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
I Object! by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
Short sequel to Seme or Uke. Naruto doesn't like the fact that the public thinks he should be uke, so he decides to fight back. Will Sasuke allow this? Not really. SasuNaru. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Prize by Nonasuki-chan reviews
Chase wanted Caleb and he would get him. There was nothing Caleb could do about it. Slash, ChasexCaleb
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Caleb D., Chase C. - Complete
This Road We Travel by GoingMyOwnWay reviews
complete idiocy on my part. A little take on what might have happened if Leon went with Sora on his journey, some CL
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Leon/Squall L. - Complete
School of Jak by Kitty Kat-chan reviews
With the long wait for the next installment of th J&D series, our favorite characters are forced to take up new employment... teaching school. Featuring Shooting lessons with Jak, Chemistry with Jinx, and Cosmetology with Razer! Criticism is wanted.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,864 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 3/26/2006
Ways to annoy the Sons of Ipswich by Kos-Mos607 reviews
More Covenant humor from your favorite girl.
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
Get Me a Wife by Hiki-chan reviews
COMPLETE! Sasuke has to get a wife thanks to the insistant Tsunande who claims that it would make Sasuke more loyal to Konoha. Sasuke doesn't seem so toubled, he has the perfect candidate for the job. But how do you seduce one who seduces back? [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,708 - Reviews: 2211 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hinamori, I hate you by encore-encore reviews
Oneshot. Matsumoto visits Hinamori in her hospital room, and ends up in an arguement. Not for Hinamori fans or HitsuHina fans! I do not own Bleach, if I did this story would already be an episode.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2007 - R. Matsumoto, M. Hinamori - Complete
Dominant and Recessive by thepragmatist reviews
In which Naruto's child doesn't end up looking like he wanted. Stupid dominant Uchiha genes... SasuNaru. Short and Crackish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Life after Death by aleeravanhelsing reviews
Full summary inside.WARNING CONTAINS SLASH! Gabriel&Dracula. Reviews welcome and highly appreciated.CHAPTER 5 IS UP! Please R&R Thanx.
Van Helsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007
Mommy Naru by LilBlue-Hedggie reviews
How was he supposed to know the thing was going to reach out at him and say, 'Mommy' Team 7 is charged with babysitting until the baby's parents are found, the problem: Why does it call Naruto mommy? SasuNaru, other warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,245 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 2,536 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dominance by LaDyFiCtIoN reviews
Byakuya and Renji are willing to go as far as summoning their Bankai's to settle the matter of dominance between them. [Yaoi ByaRen]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Wanna Bet? by Ureko reviews
A bet gone wrong and Kiba finds himself stuck in the middle. But strangely, he can’t seem to care. Warning: Leman, language & Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,028 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Sai, Kiba I. - Complete
Paper Cut by Sechskies reviews
Hitsu/Hime. In which Hitsugaya gets a paper cut, and Orihime shows him a more profound way of healing it.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/14/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Orihime I. - Complete
Til Death Do Us Part by Vicki So reviews
The Avatar and company face their greatest challenge: planning and getting through Zuko and Katara's wedding day! Why oh why couldn't they have just eloped? Comedic drabbles and randomness for everyone who hates weddings! COMPLETE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 51,281 - Reviews: 1737 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Heart Monitor by Ace Hart Hunter reviews
Herein lie spoilers and slash. A little postslaughter celebration.
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Complete
The Little Guy Speaks by Reficular reviews
Four very short drabbles about Sasuke's little soldiers. Now with MPREG and link to pic of their baby! Hints of SasuNaru R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/1/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Poor Edward by Smex Lemur reviews
When Roy ponders, nothing good can come of it. Poor Edward never saw it coming. RoyEd, Oneshot. Randomness xD
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Fan Service by Lucy-May reviews
The director of Bad Luck's latest video has his own ideas about fanservice. Yuki is not pleased. Hiro is frustrated. And Ryuichi is frightened for his virtue. YxShu, SuguruHiro.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,379 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Shuichi S., Eiri Y. - Complete
Episode Scripts by Suzunomiko reviews
I present to you, Mozenrath fans, my episode scripts. Each episode wil be submitted as a different chapter, and they will be submitted in the order they were origionally aired. Enjoy my very own interpretation of what goes on during these episodes!
Aladdin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,034 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2006
Resistance by Kaoru Gal reviews
Time changes everything.1 year has passed since Hao won the shaman fight and took Yoh as his prize.Hao’s pushed Yoh to the point of breaking and the only thing holding him together are his friends.Can he hold it together, or will he fall apart? HaoxYoh
Shaman King - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,900 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Hao A., Yoh A. - Complete
The Blood of Roses by GuardianLadySkye reviews
Sparkling amethysts were revealed, and in that moment, Tsuzuki realized exactly what Kazutaka Muraki was. He was his power and his weakness. His pain and his pleasure. His master.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,007 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
Little Red Riding Ed by Kikyo's killer reviews
A rip off of Little Red Riding Hood. Ed is walking over to Pinako’s and he runs into a wolf named Roy. What does the wolf have up his sleeve? Does he even have sleeves? RoyEd Oneshot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Seme or Uke by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
Sasuke and Naruto have a poll. If the two of them were together, who would be the seme and who would be the uke? ONESHOT. Sasuke and Naruto. [COMPLETED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Whoops! by Clover-chan reviews
The Colonel and Ed are fighting as usual and in a fit of rage, Ed jumps on his desk only to fall into the man's lap...ShoutaYaoi
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Rain by Roy-Fan-33 reviews
Edward took three deep breaths, trying hard to steady his breathing and the shaking of his body. It would be just like any other time he had come to get information. Give Roy what he wants, and Ed would get what he wanted.[Descriptive Yaoi rape. New chap
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
The Future of the Past by Sanjuno Shori Niko reviews
Jounouchi remembers his past life in Ancient Egypt. What was it like? Why is he remembering? And who? YAOI AU SJ YYY RI MA
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,150 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/10/2006 - Published: 9/7/2002
Confession by DnKS-giRLs reviews
A KandaAllen fic. A simply boring day in Rabi's opinion suddenly turned into a real esctatic day just because two simple notsomuchofaloveconfessions he 'accidentally' heard.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Complete
Between Dreams and Reality by The Plushie Bandit reviews
[RoyEd and FuryHavoc in later chapters] The Dream Alchemist's on the loose, and when Edward is attacked, Roy and Shayla are gonna have their hands full keeping him, and themselves, alive in the most unlikey of places. Ch. 23 UP! I LIVE!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 194,751 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Roy M., Edward E.
Rumor Has It by Darkest Desire reviews
When Quistis misinterprets an argument she overhears betweenSeifer and Squall, she inadvertently starts a rumor that the two are together. With the whole school talking, it’s only a matter of time before Seifer and Squall find out. SeiferSquall SLASH
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,464 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Squall L., Seifer A. - Complete
Surrender by Jigoku Hikari reviews
Tsuzuki gets into another poker game with Dr. Muraki, same wager as always. And if Tsuzuki loses, no one will be around to save him... MurTsu yaoi One-Shot. Explicit Content.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/16/2005 - A. Tsuzuki, K. Muraki - Complete
Turning Your Back On A Family Tradition by Renn reviews
That bad? Shikamaru breaks a family tradition and faces the consequences. ShikaKiba
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/29/2005 - [Shikamaru N., Kiba I.] - Complete
Falling For You by X2yp71c reviews
Jack x Raimundo PWP Oneshot. Summary within. Note that this is rated for a REASON. Do NOT read if you do not agree with the warnings within. Edited January 2, 2006.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,849 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Complete
Arrow by Swii reviews
Dedicated to IrethFefalas. I'm as straight as an arrow! Pairings: RoyEd and implied HavocFury. Strong language. Sappy. One-shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/15/2005 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Further and Farther by Seadragon reviews
A series of RoyEd snapshots. With a dash of HavocFury on the side. Enjoy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 15,069 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/10/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005
Risk by Be Summer Rain reviews
How long is it going to take? Because, really, the unresolved sexual tension is driving me insane.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2005
Ice Cream by Hysteria82 reviews
Well...Mustang always did enjoy treating Fullmetal as a child. Mild kinks. RoyEd. Be warned.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Edward E., Roy M.
WTF! by double kodachi reviews
Valentine's Day is coming near. Hughes decides to get Roy and Ed together. With Riza's help of course. x3 RoyxEd Sorry for OOCness...please R&R or flame...Rated for language...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/4/2005 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Kiba chan Through the Looking Glass by taitofan reviews
While getting ready for a mission, wearing a skirt, Kiba is pulled into a mirror. Everyone he meets seems very strange, but familiar...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,763 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Kiba I., Kankuro - Complete
The Blessed Curse by Starr Dust reviews
Jack comes back to Port Royal with news that will change Will's life forever. slash, mpreg finished
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,940 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/9/2005 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Do Not Ask For What You Cannot Have by Seadragon68 reviews
Seeing Gabriel again, Dracula remembers when he first came into his life. Mild VHDrac slash but not graphic. Not very happy
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,871 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2005
Hansel and Gretel by Quick-Demon reviews
Erol and Krew sharing the same bed? Ekk! Two hungry kids and one candy built house in the middle of the wasteland. As if reality isn't strange enough... Hansel and Gretel Jak II style!
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,529 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Daxter, Jak M. - Complete
Jak and the Palacestalk by Quick-Demon reviews
What happens when out favourate Jak II characters star in the famous Jack and the Beanstalk fairytale? I guess you can guess who the main character is. First in the Fairytale series.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2004 - Daxter, Jak M. - Complete
Vanquishing Sorrow by Tala1 reviews
The murder of a small town leads Van Helsing and his partner Carl on a wild goose chase. But along the way Van keeps seeing images of a former enemy, now lieing in the netherworld. But his past creeps up. Discontinued
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,377 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 5/9/2004
Acknowledge by DarkMistress950 reviews
Yaoi Alert! Jak x Torn fic! hehehe...Torn thinks about Jak while he's out on a mission! R&R or else! Grr! lol
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2004
The Darkness Within by Kasandara Yuy reviews
An interesting story that plays upon the theory of what would happen if Link met up with a Dark Link of much more substantial form. Co-written with Andi Maxwell.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,692 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 10/28/2003
Raw Horizon by Mr. Peabody Hawke reviews
[oneshot, JakxTorn] It was a trap. And he walked right into it. Jak arrives at Underground HQ, bleeding and barely conscious and without Daxter. Torn's got to help, but an irate Dark Ecodemon might be more than he can handle...
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,984 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/9/2004 - Jak M., Torn - Complete
The Little Mermaid by freewater reviews
Yaoi: This is what the DBZ world would be if you mix it in with The Little Mermaid. Trunks is the mermaid and Gohan is the prince. Ch TEN is up! Now COMPLETE! I changed the rating to R for some swearing
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,895 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/8/2004 - Published: 12/5/2003 - Gohan, Trunks - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by lise reviews
A parody of the classic tale of Sleeping Beauty, with the cast of FF8, and starring Squall Leonhart and Seifer Almasy. Warnings: Seifer+Squall shounen-ai/yaoi, LOTS of Rinoa-bashing (Rinoa fans, don't read!)
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,273 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2001