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by rainsrabble reviews
Hermione gets dumped and publicly humiliated by Ron. Draco is given an order to propose to Pansy Parkinson. They decide to pretend to be an item in order to make Ron Jealous and make Mr. Malfoy mad.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,393 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 1,894 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
by drowning goldfish reviews
COMPLETED - Looking for an in-character, realistic, original, canon, post-OotP LilyJames fic from 6-7th year with attention to character development and interaction? With no mary sues, set in 1970's Britain, with correct spelling and grammar? Well this is it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,286 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 6/4/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
How to Fake a Marriage
by hermyandronforevr reviews
"What the hell are you talking about?" Hermione questioned. "You are not my husband." "That expensive wedding ring on your finger would prove otherwise," he contradicted. Chapter 18 is up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,126 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Squire and the Dragon
by tropical.waters reviews
“I’m Saint George,” he said, leaning on his sword and looking extremely handsome. But I wasn’t fooled. “You’re a Saint?” I asked, raising an eyebrow. His grin never faltered. “Of course. Don’t I look heavenly to you?”
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,256 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 1/14/2006
Valentine's Day According to Lavender
by jade reviews
If Parvati and I didn't have valentines, we weren't going to let that spoil the romantic atmosphere. We were just going to have to play matchmaker! What could possibly go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,988 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Lavender B., Parvati P. - Complete
by His Spectacles reviews
Harry's having a little trouble with his fringe...preslash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Killed By Drapery
by lighty-chan reviews
Sirius Black knew that fear of curtains he established long ago wasn't unjustified. Twoshot dedicated to Padfoot and Moony! n.n' Working on an epilogueprologue thing. D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,647 - Reviews: 6321 - Favs: 4,935 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
by Perplexity reviews
Spinner’s End was not the most pleasant of places. Nymphadora Tonks, or just Tonks as she preferred, could testify to that. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 38,082 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 11/18/2005 - N. Tonks, Severus S. - Complete
Make Me Human
by Claire Belle reviews
Though James Potter is a Marauder, suave player, and quidditch star, he still has his embarrassing moments, fears, and stupidity. Of course, Lily Evans is too busy hating his guts to notice, even when he makes a complete fool of himself
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,176 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
by Nova-Janna reviews
Knees were not particularly sexy body parts...' 200 word drabble fic, DMHG. Draco Malfoy contemplates Hermione Granger's knees. Extended drabble. Maybe you could call it...A DoubleDrabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
12 Days of Christmas
by smileyspiritprincess reviews
James is determined to give his True love Lily all the days of Christmas...even if it means getting his friends to dress up as chickens...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,220 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/6/2006 - Published: 12/19/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
by Philyra912 reviews
[Not HBP compatible] When a Potions assignment has a rare and disturbing side effect on Draco and Hermione, they will learn more about each other than they ever wanted to know. Runnerup at Dangerous Liaisons Awards, Winner at Dragon's Bride Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,588 - Reviews: 2549 - Favs: 4,557 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Seeds of Seduction
by AnjaliMalfoy reviews
There is only one rule in the game of seduction...Never fall in love. Draco Malfoy is a prized Death Eater. Hermione Granger, a member of the Order of the Pheonix is sent to seduce him for information.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,251 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Shadow of Evil
by Starwin reviews
Completed The Shadow of Evil covers everything as the Dark Lord presses the attack. Only just escaping with their lives Harry and Hermione find themselves on the mysterious island of Avalon. A dark future looms on the horizon. M for VLS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 183,572 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/15/2005 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Oh, tiarariffic: Middle Earth is doomed
by BloomBabes reviews
It's going to be axe-wieldingly, fire-brandishingly, Lorealf-ingly, umbrella-hitting-groin-ingly fun when three crazed teenagers and their friends take on Middle Earth! And Legolas begins his quest to find out what a skater boy really is.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,551 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/15/2005 - Published: 12/8/2004
Lily Had a Little Lamb
by Liebesbrief reviews
“Lily had a little lamb, Little lamb, Little lamb. Lily had a little lamb, Whose hair was black as coal! And everywhere that Lily went, the lamb was sure to go!” Damn it, Potter! Stop following me!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,497 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Accidentally In Love
by Gene Kelly reviews
Out of all the people in the bloody world, I have to go and fall for Fred Weasley...Read the ranting and ravings of Angelina Johnson as she deals with Fred, grades, Quidditch and did I mention Fred? [FIN.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,379 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/7/2005 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Angelina J., Fred W. - Complete
Yo Ho Yo Ho
by Nikki Flinn reviews
you know the the song, think hard, you'll love it Ginny is wandering the halls and runs into a drunk Snape and Lupin, What's a girl to do? Especially when they think you're Harry? Slight DG Finished
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/19/2005 - Published: 9/3/2004 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
A Change of Plans
by Fairy Roses reviews
COMPLETE! Since my favorite couple won't appear in the books, I'm turning this story in a different direction! Draco and Hermione WILL be together! This takes place years after school. The real summary is inside. Please rr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,440 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/4/2005 - Published: 10/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around
by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2185 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and co Write Fanfiction
by Gryffindor777 reviews
Complete! Traces Ron, Hermione, Ginny and Harry's experience as they attempt to write a fanfiction. They think that hallmarks of bad fanfiction are actually requirements of all fanfiction, and therefore unwittingly mimic and parody them. please r&r
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,031 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Complete
The Rain Does Funny Things
by Simply Kelp reviews
Oliver recounts the first Quidditch match of his last season at Hogwarts. OWHG. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Oliver W., Hermione G. - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass!
by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 2,208 - Follows: 433 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Hermione's Secret Diary
by Selene13 reviews
After Harry and Hermione died in a car accident, the gang found Hermione's diary in their house, uncovering a romantic secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 107,997 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Story of Mary Sue
by homestar-fan reviews
When Mary Sue goes to Hogwarts, what will happen? Will there be romance? Dramatic battle scenes? A girl so perfect that she couldn't possibly be real? Or D, all of the above? One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Complete
by The Treacle Tart reviews
A world of Weasleys to choose from and all of them diverse. Why choose just one when I could have the lot and say it all in verse. Written for the Wet!Weasley Challenge on Checkmated.Com.COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
The Book Nook
by Zeft reviews
At the first Quidditch match of the season, Oliver Wood 'looked as though he could have kissed Hermione'. What if he did? A Hermione-centric fic. OliverHermione. Very loosely follows the plot of PoA. Chapter 4 now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,249 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/27/2002 - Published: 12/31/2001 - Hermione G., Oliver W.
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A Party at the Longbottom's reviews
Alice is a little bit intimidated by Frank Longbottom's girlfriend-hating grandmother.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Alice L., Callidora B. - Complete
The Super Secret Diaries of Allan A Dale reviews
Take a look into the mind of Allan as we make our way through the third series of Robin Hood. It's all really quite silly. project abandoned - but still worth reading!
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Allan A D.
Kings Cross reviews
A muggle gets her five minutes of magic. Then she is chucked back into the muggle world. It could have happened to any of us. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/25/2007 - OC - Complete
The Shoe Inspector reviews
Draco ends up on the floor and studies people's feet. OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Draco M. - Complete