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Joined 05-16-05, id: 815121
Author has written 16 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, CSI, Transformers/Beast Wars, and CSI: Miami.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. - Oscar Levant (1906 - 1972)

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Atlas by Angel Baby1 reviews
Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,442 - Reviews: 3505 - Favs: 4,103 - Follows: 1,523 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 8/31/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Sacrifice by H.E. Gray reviews
There are some things Tenten will not sacrifice for her village.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Tenten - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he's eleven again, no one is turning out the same way, the Sorting Hat won't Sort him, the Malfoys are looking at him strangely, and - it's time for another visit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4736 - Favs: 9,846 - Follows: 11,325 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
as clean and sweet a tale by ReWhite reviews
Chris has wondered how much of himself would be helplessly wrapped up in GeorgeGeorgeGeorge while Jim panted ohohoh beneath him and whether or not he'd be a decent enough man to feel ashamed of himself.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2009 - J. Kirk, C. Pike - Complete
A Bolt Out Of The Blue by Ryuuza Kochou reviews
There are so many kinds of energy who's to say it only has one purpose? After the All Spark was destroyed, wierd things start happening to Sam. Nearly electrocuting Bumblebee is just the beginning. 2007 movieverse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,122 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
The Heart Of A Ninja by checkerbloom reviews
Someone wants to hurt Kakashi, where better to aim for than his heart? KakaIruKaka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,360 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Breaking Walls by TechnoScribe reviews
Circumstances, and Rodney’s friends, won’t allow him to keep his past a secret anymore. A veritable McKay Whumpathon! Warning! Spoilers. Lots and lots of Spoilers. Ever so slightly AU. Final chapter posted.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 140,153 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
Ocarina of Time II: Parallel Symphony by Firebird-X reviews
By returning Link to his childhood, Zelda has altered the fabric of Time itself. Now the Hero must begin his adventures anew, face a Ganondorf more dangerous than ever, and deal with the mysterious Arbiter if he is to save Zelda and Hyrule once more...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 163,943 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Favours by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Complete. Postmovie. It all started when Sam did the Allspark a favour...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,000 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
House of Burden by Maygin reviews
Within its walls lives a family that has never been touched by hate, fire or the Supernatural… but for one.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,505 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Not the Will's Way by LeDiz reviews
It doesn't really make sense for a Rightful Heir to not want to be a Rightful Heir, and try to be anyway, Suzy thinks, and Noon's not being too helpful on explaining why it does. Plotless but not altogether pointless.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
As Strong as Need Be by Goldenkizamu reviews
After leaving Naruto at the Valley of the End, Sasuke meets a final interceptor. His old teacher gives him four hints, but will Sasuke listen to Iruka? [Note: the more you read, the more sense it makes. Do not be afraid.] Update: Epilogue, part 2 The End
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,545 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Iruka U. - Complete
Ave Maria by paperbkryter reviews
Futurefic. Contains spoilers for Season 2 finale. Sam has discovered Mary Winchester's secret and when he goes to visit an ailing Dean, he must make the decision whether to share the information or not. NOTE: Let the first few lines be a WARNING.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,054 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Howling by Fayth3 reviews
Rose and the Bad Wolf. Rose finds herself changing as the TARDIS becomes more alive to her.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,331 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Eddies by Kraven Ergeist reviews
King of Bandits X Kino's Journey Cross Over :: What happens when two paths cross?
Crossover - King of Bandit Jing & Kino's Journey - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Complete
The Guardian by Emma15 reviews
AU. Jess POV. He was mine mine to guide, mine to protect.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Jessica M./Jess, Sam W. - Complete
Battle Plans by Faye Dartmouth reviews
Dean is the general Sam is the battlefield.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/4/2006 - John W. - Complete
Put Into Play by Caster reviews
Catherine discovers the lab rats have three fears: April, soccer, and diets. [DavidxNick]
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,532 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2006 - David H., Nick S. - Complete
Snapshots by Caster reviews
Snapshots in Nick and David’s life and how they eventually get together. [DavidxNick]
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 102,974 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 6/4/2005 - David H., Nick S. - Complete
Stray Dog by Izuro reviews
He looked so helpless out there, shivering in the rain... I couldn't help but pick him up. ShounenAi [HavocFuery] [NOW COMPLETE!]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,839 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Jean H. - Complete
The Geek’s Field Guide to Arachnids by likethekoschka reviews
Big robot spider, slash, lemon bars, everyone almost dies... don't you love it? JohnRodney slash.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,152 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Rodney M., John S.
It's Not Okay by Umino Ayame reviews
angst bunny got me again.... Cain Fury knows. warnings: Furyabuse. T.T
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Complete
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Anything But Vanilla reviews
Slash Eric/Ryan - A friendly “show and tell” in the break room leads to unexpected revelations.
CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,283 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Eric D., Ryan W. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors reviews
Slash Eric/Ryan UST - Preseason Six AUish - Ryan's been fired. That's the truth. But it's also a lie.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Eric D., Ryan W. - Complete
Zero to Sixty reviews
Slash Eric/Ryan UST - Out of all of them, Ryan was the fastest.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Eric D., Ryan W. - Complete
Scattered Cookie Crumbs reviews
Slash Will/Sam - Drabbles within food!verse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Grumpy Old Men reviews
Slash Eric/Ryan - Almost everyone, except for Alexx who was still an ME with the MDPD and the only real ally two troublemakers like Eric and Ryan had left, had already retired.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Ryan W., Eric D. - Complete
Ketchup On the HalfShell reviews
Slash Will/Sam - Will doesn’t need to ply Sam with food to get to his heart, but it does help getting into his pants. Companion fic to “Do You Want Fries With That”.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
Do You Want Fries With That? reviews
Slash Sam. Will. Love through bad mess-hall food.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
David Hodges’ Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Nephew reviews
[HP crossover] [Slash hints] Part 2. David’s nephew is staying with him, but that doesn’t mean they’ll get along.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,532 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/12/2007 - David H., Nick S. - Complete
Bull’s Eye reviews
[Sara centric] She hadn’t hesitated when she pulled the trigger, but now she has to deal with the aftermath with a little help from the last person she thought would understand.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/7/2007 - David H., Sara S. - Complete
If the Liquor Doesn’t Kill You… reviews
[NickHodges] The road to hell may be paved with good intentions, but it’s a good thing U Turns aren’t illegal. Part 1 of 2.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,646 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2007 - David H., Nick S. - Complete
Real Men Wear Lemons reviews
[NickHodges] David’s a real man, and Nick appreciates that on so many levels.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2007 - David H., Nick S. - Complete
David Hodges' Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Night reviews
[HP crossover] [Slash hints] Part 1. One morning after shift, David Hodges receives a most unwelcome guest…
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,057 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2007 - David H., Nick S. - Complete
Lace an’ Leather reviews
[Slash NickHodges] In which foreplay turns into a heart to heart.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/19/2007 - David H., Nick S. - Complete
A Dog of the Female Persuasion reviews
[NickHodges, GrissomSara] She was the one who found him, and together they helped create the pack. And remember, the pack is everything.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/19/2007 - David H., Sara S. - Complete
Salamanders, Smoke, and Sparks reviews
A series of drabbles because one can never have enough of Cain Fury, Jean Havoc, and Roy Mustang. Slash.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Jean H., Roy M.
2x2 reviews
[Slash NickHodges] And the employees at LVCL thought one David Hodges was more than enough...
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/3/2007 - David H., Nick S. - Complete
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