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The Astronaut by the writer formerlyknown as lm reviews
Nymphadora Tonks and the Order of the Phoenix. Originally titled, 'Conversing with Molly.' Being edited at this exact moment and should be finished very soon - before the end of the world in 2012.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,374 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 7/20/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
That Loser by Siriusly Odd reviews
What if Hermione had an afro? What if Ron never cleaned the dirt off his nose when he first met Harry? What if there was a reason for the red cape found on early covers of the HP books? And what if Harry really was that much of a loser?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 232,376 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Harry P., Albus D.
General Writing Techniques by clichebusters reviews
How to write a story that won't make people barf. Includes everything that you need to know about saving your reputation as a sane author.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 2/25/2006
The Beer Hutt by Blimey The Toad reviews
Raven & Jinx pairing. They meet one night in 'The Beer Hutt', this is what occurs afterwards. Mostly fluffy, a little angsty. Some naughty language.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,702 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Jinx, Raven - Complete
The Loft by pcp reviews
Above a flower shop in New York, is a newly rented loft. Draco Malfoy doesn't want to get married, and Harry Potter is running from his past. Will they learn to love? Or will Harry's problems ruin them both...AU.HD Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 211,059 - Reviews: 1769 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Final Solution by Devilita reviews
It might be hard to imagine anything less than chilling occurring between an SS man and a Jewish prisoner in the concentration camp of Buchenwald in 1944's Germany. Hard, but not impossible. [nonmagical AU, Harry&Draco]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,528 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Undeserved Hardships of Draco Malfoy by Bullied reviews
It was all an accident, helping that annoying Potter! But now the wizard extraordinaire, Draco Malfoy, is in a bind. He’ll need all of his intelligence, his wits, his looks and his sneers just to make it through Hogwarts! Slash DM!HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,130 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Mary Sues Cometh by citygirl1116 reviews
A lesser known Hogwarts class teaches new students what they really need to survive at school. A citygirl1116® parody!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P.
The One That I Kiss by Culumacilinte reviews
It’s a well known story: Judas kissing Jesus to betray him to the Romans, but never does the Bible consider how difficult it must have been for him to do so. JesusXJudas slash
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Complete
Notes by crockywock reviews
Imagine McGonagall and Snape pinning notes at each other's door. Innocent little notes, to do with everyday business at Hogwarts. Reminders of staff meetings and so forth. Jinxed, of course, so that no student can read them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,186 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 7/13/2003 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Plein Air For Two by Eloise Lovelace reviews
Percy just wants to do his job, not another guy... at least until the portraits of Messrs. Padfoot and Moony take over his office. Sequel to Trompe L'Oeil for Two. Slash: Percy and Oliver, also Remus and Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,192 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 90 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
The Final Battle by Distempered reviews
The final FINAL battle...the important one...the one on which the fate of the world rides. The ultimate question: is goth cooler than punk? AU hilarity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,081 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 3/30/2005
Inter Sol Solis et Luna by Wihstrum reviews
The night of the 24th of June 1997; Lord Voldemort killed Harry Potter. Did he? A colliding of the fates of three different people grants Harry a second chance. As a Vampire. With the most unusual person as his Sire. (HPDM slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,514 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 7/9/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Thief is such a harsh word, Harry by 17th Century Rogue reviews
Draco is a renowned pickpocket, leader of the brotherhood of the Slytherins, the most notorious thieves in London. Harry is an upperclass student concentrating on his studies. Their paths cross...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,162 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
Lycantherapy by Sea Priestess reviews
Eventual slash. Remus and Severus are signed in for therapy to improve their working relationship and throughout the torturous experience grow closer. Expect snark fests, psychoanalysis and group hugs aplenty!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,305 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Severus S., Remus L.
Secrets of the Forbidden Broomcloset by Anthea Rose reviews
Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,386 - Reviews: 4448 - Favs: 2,432 - Follows: 1,543 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Taster by PenguinsOfDoom reviews
A unfortunate dare had Draco kissing harry, but what's bothering him enough to not throw a hissy fit over it? Drabble. DMHP SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Substitute Professor by The Werewolf Mage reviews
Self proclaimed werewolf professor James Potter is at it again. When their DADA teacher leaves during a lesson on werewolves, James decides to play substitute.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/24/2006 - James P. - Complete
What I Want To Be by prettypilipala reviews
Set slightly in the past. Minerva McGonagall marks an essay by one Nymphadora Tonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/23/2006 - N. Tonks, Minerva M. - Complete
Wreck of the Day by tragicsleep reviews
Harry Potter is giving up. On Hogwarts. On love. On everything. Is it too late to stop him from committing an unrepairable mistake? I'm bad at summaries. But the story is better than this sounds. WARNING: this is SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,781 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What He Wants by summerborn reviews
What Gilderoy Lockhart wants, Gilderoy Lockhart gets, and what he wants now is a certain Potions master. Set during CoS and canon compliant. Lockhart/Snape - Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Severus S., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Valentine's Day Repeated by bananacosmicgirl reviews
It’s not a happy Valentine’s Day for Draco. Then again, he might get a chance to do it over… DracoHarry. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,478 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/14/2006 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ten Miles from Nowhere by animalbowling reviews
Harry and Draco are transported to an island where they meet...odd things. Unfortunately, they're trapped!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,321 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/26/2006 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Spellfire by Rhea Hiryuu reviews
Sequel to fic Spellbinder Trigon’s dead so now Raven can be at peace, well, as much as you can be with two humanoid dragons Malchior & Rorek competing for your attention. And as if that weren’t enough, she’s beginning to have strange dreams...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 216,400 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Raven, Malchior - Complete
To Be Truly Happy by Head of Slytherin reviews
Narcissa's frail sanity snaps and she resorts to violence on the ones she used to love. Very dark, disturbing and graphic. Short.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Zombie Blues by Balloon Animal reviews
When Murdoc finds an unorthodox inamorata the rest of the band are unsure how to handle it. But when it seems as though the situation is set to stay, a certain singer is feeling uncomfortable with Murdoc's shift of attention. Slash! MurdocX2D
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,251 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Complete
Fiat Lux by Autumn Faery reviews
TRMM He was charming, brilliant, and sinister. She was upright, strongwilled, and perceptive. He had everyone fooled and smitten ... except for her. A tale of love, stragedy, and personal discoveries in an uncertain age of war and destruction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,356 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Minerva M., Tom R. Jr.
Mother of Invention by Julia Fractal reviews
A Christmas story about love, acceptance, and the many uses of rubber bands. [Luna x Tonks femmeslash]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Luna L., N. Tonks - Complete
Red and Green by Amelia Incognita reviews
Bellatrix Black has a very bad day...or a very good one. Very, very slight BtVS crossover. Oneshot. warning: femmeslash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Bellatrix L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Singularly by Nimble and Quick reviews
In which it is all Aragorn's fault. (Legolas/Aragorn)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
“Things Much Worse Than Death” by Emilie D reviews
On an HP discussion forum someone asked: “So who will get Bellatrix?” They meant who will kill her, but I had a different idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
The Odd CoupleSlade and Trigon! by Ms. Donovan and Ms. Midnight reviews
We're back! Semine and Kali are here with a Sladegon story. Trigon is back, and needs a place to rest. So, he stays at Slade's house. Much funnieness will ensue.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Trigon, Slade
Cold Beauty by Birgit Riddle reviews
A woman stands before the grave of someone she once followed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
The Assorted Celebrations of Lord Voldemort by cissymalfoy reviews
What really happens at Death Eater parties...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Severus S., Voldemort
Should Something Have Happened by Shadowed Heart reviews
From OotP: the night Minerva was injured from Severus' point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,488 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Three Seconds by SnapesFavorite reviews
Snape and Harry bet on whether or not Harry will survive the final battle against Voldemort. In case he wins, Harry wants 3 seconds of Snape’s time to do whatever he pleases with them. It's a deal. HPSS1Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Troll in the Fandom by Arrmaitee reviews
SLASH! PARODY! Harry Potter and his friends gather together to read an advance copy of 'Harry Potter and the HalfBlood Prince' when they receive news from a troll in the fandom about who is going to die.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Knot by yeaka reviews
Moments of Draco and Neville's sixth year. (Slash.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Neville L., Draco M. - Complete
The Truth by A Vegan in a Trench Coat reviews
A story of a forbidden love between two people. Really rather pointless, but I find it amusing. Robin&Slade FOREVER!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Robin, Slade
No Hero by Ice Cold Absolution reviews
Harry wants to stop being a false idol.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Harry P.
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 1,966 - Follows: 352 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Invitation Only by jade reviews
One-shot. The great tradition, the Leaving Ball, an event that only occured when a Malfoy completed his seventh year at Hogwarts is a great Slytherin secret. At least, it was until Draco Malfoy decided to go out with a bang! This can only end in tears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,852 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Past Away by Miss Prongs reviews
Postwar, postHogwarts. Draco has lost his life, his purpose, the war he was fighting, and most of all, himself. Harry Potter is the best and worst thing to happen to him. [Abandoned].
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,258 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/24/2005 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Stupid Hair by animalbowling reviews
Harry freaks out in Potions, and Draco Malfoy has to pay the price. one-shot, the mildest of mild slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Ultimate Flame by CoriWhoWritesStuff reviews
Snape and Black engage in a little note-passing in class. Rated for language. Slash only mentioned briefly.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Sirius B., Severus S.
The Secret Diary of Bruce Wayne by Dommi-chan reviews
What Bruce Wayne is REALLY like in his off-time. Updated on 4-12: Spoiler and Catwoman...but why is Stephanie crying?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/12/2005 - Published: 1/15/2004
Somewhat Perfect by sw3ll reviews
He's perfect when he's dead. HD complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
DADA with Snape by P.L.S reviews
Snape finally is teaching DADA- His topic of choice- fruit. His class today- 7th year Gryffindors. And you thought Umbridge was bad. One of the HPMonty Python crosses.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 3,091 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Spellbinder by Rhea Hiryuu reviews
Set after ‘Spellbound’ She’d learned to move on, that is until the ‘real’ Rorek somehow appeared before the Titans. Now Raven’s finding it hard to deal with the past, especially when Malchior begins to haunt her. Ror,Rae,Mal
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,610 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/12/2004 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Raven, Malchior - Complete
Life and Legend by opalish reviews
DMHP Draco Malfoy knew better. He'd loved the boy, after all. But Draco could never have loved the legend.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Hate Game by atalanta's apples reviews
[One Shot][revised]It started out as a game, just a game, but it escalated into a battle of wit and pride. Harry reigned as king of the game as Draco tried to keep his temper. Then, unexpectedly, elysium turned to nightmare. slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pigtails by Persnickety reviews
“I am completely horrified right now,” Draco responded blandly. “And strangely intrigued...” The ever popular scenario: Veritaserum in the Potions Lab. Slash themes. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,809 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Shift by IckleRonniekins reviews
Power: some have it, some want it, and some have to take it in order to survive. Dark and twisted BellatrixTonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2004 - N. Tonks, Bellatrix L.
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by IamtheLizardQueen reviews
A Harry/Draco romance, set post-Hogwart's in muggle London. Includes red mittens, linoleum, witty retorts, angst, love, dance clubs, strange friends, cooking shows, and coffee not necessarily in that order !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 124,521 - Reviews: 2066 - Favs: 2,407 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 8/19/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Metamorphosis by Penelope-Z reviews
*slash* Two boys behind glass. In the absence of what is real, illusion becomes your reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Bullet with butterfly wings by Penelope-Z reviews
Narcissa has no tongue. Narcissa has no words. But Narcissa has poison.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2002 - Lucius M., Draco M.
Train in vain by Penelope-Z reviews
*Warning: H/D slash, character death and other unsavoury things* Buy me a ticket back to where I belong
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Today I Watched Draco Malfoy Die by misfyt reviews
After attaking the school using dark magic, Draco is murdered by a group of Gryffendors. Harry offers his strong opinions on the matter. It's kind of different, but I like it a lot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/14/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Oh, Just This Once by Telanu reviews
Prequel to "Your Horoscope For Today." How that unlikely union came about. WARNING: Snape/Harry slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,667 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/31/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 2,151 - Follows: 196 - Published: 1/8/2002
Marilyn in Rouge by Kabuki Salamander reviews
Glam!Draco is discovered while in the throes of exploring his inner Marilyn in the mirror.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2001 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ask You-Know-Who by NeoSapien reviews
The Daily Prophet has introduced a new opinion column to replace Rita Skeeter's. Minister Fudge claims it's just a publicity stunt, but many have already written to You-Know-Who for all kinds of advice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/19/2001
Between the Cracks by Megan reviews
In which is discussed the strange conclusions of a parking meter and a dandelion
Sandman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/5/2000