Hisa-Me Kurai
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Joined 05-17-05, id: 815546, Profile Updated: 01-29-12
Author has written 14 stories for Inuyasha, Naruto, Anime X-overs, Gundam Wing/AC, Fullmetal Alchemist, Yu Yu Hakusho, Final Fantasy VII, Kingdom Hearts, and X-overs.

WHY I HATE LIVING IN MONROE, WA

1) Rain, rain, and more ((yup! you guessed it!)) RAIN!

2)There's a cowfield and an old boot...that's what we use for entertainment!

3) The families here probably wouldn't be so messed up if they hadn't looked at each other and said, "Huh...why don't we have children?"

4) PREPPIES REIGN SUPREME! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!

5) There's at least fourteen Billy-bob's and twenty four Jimbo's


Name: Hisa-me Kurai (pronunced hee-sah-meh koo-rye) It literally translates into, "Lady Death and Darkness" BTW. Appropriate, given the nature of my temper (eh-heh-heh). But you can call me Hi-chan, Hi-kun, Hi-pyon or whatever makes you happy!

Age: 24 (AND HATING IT)

Gender: Female

Hair- [Naturally] Light Brown (think around Belldandy's color) [Currently] Dark blue

Eyes- Brown with alot of gold and a little red (the color of Sherry)

Skin- Writer's/Artist Palor (very pale)

Modifications- 4 lip piercings, dual nostril piercings, septum, surface anchors, dual tongue piercings, 7/8" stretched lobes

Astological Signs: Cancer-(star sign), Rabbit-(Chinese Zodiac)

Location: Monroe, WA ((but you already knew that))

Nationality: Irish 1/4, Portugese 1/4,German 1/4, Cherokee 1/4 ((and only GOD knows what else))

Personality: I can contain my emotions better than anything and will appear devoid of all feeling, like an icicle...alot like Kanna, Touya, or Sesshomaru. When with my friends, I'm laughing or smiling like a fool, looking like an idiot to all the preppies and jocks surrounding me. I'm almost constanly hyped up on sugar and I constanly get questioned by people on the bus whether or not I'm high (never done drugs). I'm the first to admit that I have a sick obsession with fire...I think its purrdy. I'm a total pyro. But for some reason, I can't STAND hot days! I LOVE the cold!

Nicknames: Shini (my main one), Keni (teacher) Kitty, (teacher) I kept goin' "NYUU!" whenever he called roll, K-san (heh-heh), Kitsune-san, Touya-sama (what can I say? I act like the guy when I'm pissed), Sempai, Sensei (Real close friends), Idiot, Moron, Anime Freak, Manga Geek, Dork, Bitch (ahhhhh, don't you just love having classmates that are so understanding of you and your hobby?)


Favorite

Anime's: Excel Saga, Puni Puni Poemi, FLCL, Yu Yu Hakusho, Inuyasha, Spiral, D.N.Angel, Azumanga Daioh, Elfen Lied, Evangelion, Hellsing, Chobits (too many to list really)

Colors: Black, Red, White, Blue, Pink, Yellow, Orange, Green (too many to list! Let's just say I love ALL colors! Color RAWKS! WOOT!)

Manga's: Inuyasha, Remote, Model, Yu Yu Hakusho, Confidential Confessions, Descendants of Darkness, Fruits Basket, Real Bout High School, Gravitation, Lament of The Lamb, Princess Tutu, Here Is Greenwood (Would list more but there are too many! BLEH!)


Hobbies: Piercing, Singing, Drawing, Hanging out with my buds

Generally, my stories will be as insane as I am. For me, Fanfiction.net is my insane asylum and these poor, unsuspecting charas are my victims! OOPS! Pardon me! Did I say victims? I meant to people who are here totally by there own free will and volition! What victims? (shuts giant metal door on charas from different animes and mangas in shackles screaming for help)

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q270/Hisame_Kurai/CHIBIS.jpg
(Chibis of the AVALANCHE resistance, Turks and Jayden - chibified! As drawn by Moi!)

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q270/Hisame_Kurai/Jayden.jpg
(I've switched out the rest of my pics for this one of my OC Jayden after the two year time lapse in my FFVII fic)

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q270/Hisame_Kurai/FlukeYargy.jpg
(Anchal -Fluke- Tilak & Megan -Yargy- Roxbury from my newest fic KINGDOM IDIOTS!)

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Meaner than Mean by XxsTrInGz N' kEyZxX reviews
When the world was so mean to you, you can't help but hate it back. But then, if something wonderful comes your way, like being with your crush, things could never get any better. Or can it now? Let's see about that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Story that Never Was by Ayako Nazuki reviews
Chapter 93 Poor GBoys have to deal with a girl from our world. Oh the HORRORS! OHOHOHO Kindly R&R v Me first postin' Be nice
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 93 - Words: 201,004 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 6/7/2002
Perhaps I'm Not Who I Thought I Was by Yargy the Pirate Queen reviews
Oh Snap! I've been transported into kingdom hearts and into the clutches of Organization XIII. What could they possibly want with me? I don't know, but I'll be darned to heck if I give up with out a fight!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,809 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 9/20/2006
Look Before you Leap by SkySoul reviews
One fan girl, one crazy, and one just plain weird. What happens when three girls step in a puddle and fall into the Naruto world? This. What happens when they bring their friends? Remake in progress!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,324 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Complete
Only In Dreams by DreamWeaver02 reviews
Every fan has thought about getting thrown into the GW universe. But let me tell you, it's not as amazing as you think. You lose everything, your friends, family... and everything you thought you knew is wrong. So, what if you can't get home?
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 133,034 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Duo M.
Exotic Light by Pikadaj reviews
Gaara is a dancer, a stripper, and Neji is always there to watch him dance. NejixGaara, SasukexNaruto and some more on the side
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,397 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Gaara, Neji H.
Hatred Turned Love by othertwin reviews
What the freak? I just got into an accident and I'm found naked by a white eh... silver haired, porn reading ninja! What the heck is going on? AHHHHHHH! KakashixOc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 87,585 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
An American YYH by Neko-Koorime reviews
Kassandra was like any other Kurama obsessed fan girl. But when a strange storm one night sends people careening into her pine tree, what's she to do? A humorous and romantic adventure ensues. Not as lame as I'm making it sound...
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 77,186 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Kurama M. - Complete
What I Learned At Genkai's Temple by GoldenGardenFoxes reviews
MUSTREAD STORY OF THE CENTURY! Disclaimer is definitely in effect. Summary is pretty much inside as the first paragraph. Basically, 3 girls have taped what they learned during training...and more. Warning: Very funny material inside.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 44,946 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 6/15/2005
Imperfect Perfection by O.bi.Sess reviews
Mary Sue Parody. AU. Kiki, our lovely Mary Sue, takes a tumble in the Naruto world where everyone adores her. Everyone, that is, except Naruto, Itachi and Akamaru. See? Even the summary's cliched. Complete at last. About freaking time, too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,160 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Complete
an ironic forbidden love by vixenia reviews
Yusuke is an average day student punk with a dark secret. Kurama is the sexy new art teacher in Yusuke's school. Can a boy who has no trust in adults fall in love with his teacher?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,211 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Kurama M., Yusuke U.
My Shinigami, My Hamburger by Kaitsurinu reviews
2x1x2 Heero is invited to MTV's Fear and accidentally summonds the Angel of Death. There's only one problem. This lascivious Shinigami is mentally only a child and falls in love with him, bringing more chaos in Hell and on Earth than he could ever imagine
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 193,021 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 4/28/2002 - Duo M., Heero Y.
Whose Line YYH by MoonDream6 reviews
Yu Yu Hakusho. Whose Line. What's NOT to love? Comedic genius Ariana Miyuki explores these two WELL cliched, with 17 fics. bits of awesome. With an average of 10 reviews a chapter, that just screams AWESOME.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,994 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005
Essential Elements by dancin4duo reviews
Yaoi. An innocent camping trip for the G boys evolves into them being flung into another dimesion and granted unique powers. Rated for Duo's mouth and thoughts, also for language, adult situations, future limes. Duo's POV, rating subject to change
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 61,494 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Duo M., Heero Y.
Sand's of Love by IchigoHeavens reviews
[AU]Naruto is in love with a guy! But in high school things like this can be hard. And it dosen't help when theres someone else after Naruto too!Sit back and watch the fire works go off in Konoha High. GaaNaru,bit SasuNaru, Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,274 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Inuyasha Swords of an Honorable Ruler: Rewritten by halfdemon-kai reviews
It's the third movie only it's been rewritten to make it hilarious. Even though the movie is already awesome! Don't kill me for spelling mistakes because I don't know how to spell Japanese words properly. I only spell it how it sounds to me.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,230 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha
Five by Sutoomu reviews
Wufei was new to his school,a freak,and proud of it.He was also a loner,very private,and living a horrible life,until four unique boys showed him the lighter side. But now that he is finally free, can he mend what he was forced to break? Their hearts...?
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,266 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Wufei C.
Know Your Stars by Starborn73 reviews
Summary inside :P
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 18,234 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 2/5/2005
The Senior Program by Dodo-chan reviews
High school fic. [ItaxSas] incest the wild and chaotic life of high school and a love that should not be, very ooc. will Itachi notice his feelings and claim Sasuke before its to late? and will Sasuke let him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,641 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Source of All Evil: Pink Ribbon by crazy novelist-san reviews
Naruto is convinced that the source of all evil is contained within a small pink ribbon and from what happens to the poor guy he might actually be right on this one. SasuxNaru! Rating HAS gone up for a reason. Chapter 9 up. Review and I update faster!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Heero of the Bear Clan by DuoHarryVegeta reviews
This takes place in the Native American Times. Forced to leave his Clan for seven months Heero finds companionship with a Pueblo Trowa. On the way back from a victiorious hunt they come across two beautiful berdaches. 1x2 3x4
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,420 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Heero Y., Duo M.
The Merry Adventures of Seu Mary! by flo-bizet reviews
Anti mary sue fic. The incredibly perfect, beautiful, talented, powerful but with a dark past Seu Mary joins the Sanzo party! Whee! How long will it take for Sanzo to kill her? Read the warnings, btw!
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,088 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 10/8/2006
Kuramas Party! by Jenni0889 reviews
Kuramas mother goes away, she said no parties. When Yusuke stops by he gets ideas. He calls people, brings drinks, and gets loud music, but will Kurama let it all happen?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Kurama M., Yusuke U.
Addiction by Catrina reviews
As Kyo and Yuki start their last year of school, Yuki realizes that he has developed a new addiction, in the form of his nemesis. Anime based [KyoxYuki,boy x boy love] Rated M for sexual situations.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,475 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Mega Man X: Unlimited by herutsu reviews
The opening to a look into the darker side of the repliforce and a bunch of characters returning from the orriginal story, however i wont say who. A great read for any mega man x fanatic!
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,556 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 2/27/2006
Lyke omg! by mental hopsital escapee reviews
Chapter 3 The Epilogue. More Sues and Stus to stab...er, love! for Never Was and Never Will Be
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/8/2006 - Published: 9/21/2006
Innocent Blue Eyes by SunafterSnow reviews
Hi, I'm Tatsuha! I have a story to tell you, but to open this story up, I have one thing to say: Shuichi NEVER shoulda gave me those concert tickets....COMPLETE! YaY! dances
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,377 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Ryuichi S., Tatsuha U. - Complete
The Evil Random Pink Bunnies Of Doom by Mikomi Whitlock reviews
Naruto has been having dreams with evil random pink bunnies of doom, but what happens when those bunnies start to stalk him? Randomness, craziness, and chaos await you. On Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/24/2006 - Published: 8/12/2004 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Television, Cars, and Coffee by YonderTiger reviews
Rin is sick, so Sesshomaru has Kagome take them to modern times to get medicine. While in the future, Sesshomaru discovers modern technology. -In the process of being rewritten-
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,781 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/24/2006 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
insert catchy title here by waffleironofDOOM reviews
What would happen if I got sucked into avatar? Adventure? Romance? Madness?... Let's find out! nothing serious. first official fanfic please R and R! OC story. Disclaimer: I Don't own Avatar: The Last Airbender, ok?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Aang
Shinigami's Time by Serenity Maxwell reviews
It was up, then taken down. now it is back! part three!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,167 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/11/2006 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Duo M., Heero Y. - Complete
Have you hugged your God of Death today? by Spacebutt reviews
In order to prove that insanity really is catching, a peek into Duo's mind should do the trick. He breaks cold exteriors and frightens away mental soundness. And Relena. Definitely Relena.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,739 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 7/17/2006 - Duo M.
Vacation by sozo-teki reviews
ryuichi has invited shuichi to stay with him for vacation is there a motive behind this? first this is rated pg for first chapter maybe pg13 in later chapters. ryuxshuichi pairing shonenai
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,478 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Ryuichi S., Shuichi S.
Play Fair by johns-in-makeup reviews
Sure his GF bawls at the mention of death, and his nitwit brother is scared to death of prawns,- dead or alive- but Inuyasha Miyazaki considers himself a normal person who believes in reasons. In fact, he only started to doubt himself when he met Jakotsu.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 72,446 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Inuyasha, Jakotsu
10 Seconds by Kaitsurinu reviews
I am determined to make Duo fall in love with me. I have recently discovered that one can do so to another in only ten seconds, if they wish, and I have not been able to think of anything else since. [Angst, Fluff] [HeeroDuo?]
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,771 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Heero Y., Duo M. - Complete
You Can't Fall From The Sky by truthxandxlies reviews
It's time the Turks were attacked by another type of menace. A Mary Sue and a nobody from her school get dragged along for the ride. Two teenagers and a whole load of Turks. Oh the fun!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Reno
Know Your RPG Stars! by DevilDogPrincess reviews
An offshoot of Shinigami Gouman's Know Your Stars: FREE FOR ALL
Misc. Games - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2006
Shinigami by Pharos reviews
A hidden Colony is discovered and the Preventers are sent to clear it, Wufei faces his greatest challenge ever. Warning: Not for the faint of heart! Completed!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,361 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Duo M. - Complete
Assassinating Love by Dark-kunoichi reviews
Gaara has grown up with a family of assassins. He is cold and uncaring to the rest of the world, but now is the time to grow up. YAOI KANKYGAA! Dont like, dont read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,816 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Kankuro, Gaara
Answer Machines by noodle-kun and small and chibi like reviews
Randomness of answer machines from everyone, Chapter 15: Broom man.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,875 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 2/22/2006
Stupid Moments by HokageMastersShortaii and the crazy Kitsune-chan reviews
A series of crazy oneshots. its definitely better than it sounds...hopefully. i just suck at writing summaries... Please r&r!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 11/12/2005
Jin and Jakotsu the Superheros by Lilmimichan reviews
Jin the wind master and Jakotsu went to the store to find out that all the red bull and candy is stolen! Now it is up to them aka Sugar and Caffiene to find the culprit!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/6/2006 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Jin - Complete
Ridiculous horror story by lady-warrioress reviews
Kagome's holding a costume party at the local haunted house and everyone is invited... except Naraku. What will he do to exact his revenge of not getting an inviation? reviews are welcome sorry for the dumb title
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,282 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/31/2006 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Inuyasha, Naraku - Complete
Hotel Jiraiya: Prevert Hotel by NowOrNever reviews
After a mission, Kakashi decides to take Cell Seven to a hotel. What is in store for the members of Cell Seven at this hotel...? [SasuNaru] [crack] [possible Sakura bashing]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,129 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 1/31/2006
Scary Stories by darkYuYubaka reviews
Some odd,random, funny events I wrote when I was bored.Apparintly I'm bad at summaries so please read.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/29/2006 - Published: 5/25/2005
Crack is Good by Orin Drake reviews
Cloud... and Reno... and Zack. Yes, it IS that insane. YAOI and weird humor, obviously.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,733 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Cloud S., Zack F.
A letter from USFC by exrxr reviews
One day, Sasuke recieves a letter from USFC that contains something he'd rather not know.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/21/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Wild and Wacky World of Naruto by She of too Much Free Time reviews
JuSt LeArNeD tHe ShIfT kEy! YaY mE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,052 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 1/27/2006
The Folly of Merizu by Calliope Epsilon reviews
Mary Sue Crack! ahoy, because I like to pick on Neji and I read too much fanfiction. Neji has a gaspfianceegasp. Tenten ought to help him out, but she'd really rather not be involved.........
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
A Day in the Life of a High School Shinobi by Mazoku-Princess reviews
Gaara has just moved to Leaf Village with his siblings and instantly his eye is caught on the young, beautiful blonde boy, Naruto. However, when Sasuke proclaims his love for the boy, Gaara seems to be out of time. What will he do to win the boy's heart?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,131 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/9/2006 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Sex Change no Jutsu by Rike-sama reviews
Naruto decides to spend the rest of his life as a girl, much to Sakura's horror, Kakashi's amusement and pervert!Sasuke's delight. And what's this about ramen and Itachi...? ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 68 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Mystic Eyes by Warashi Ame reviews
Who is this girl the Rekai Tentai keep running into at the dark tournament? She isn’t a fighter or a rich guest. And what’s with all the hamsters?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 5/24/2005
YYH answering machines by phantasiagirl reviews
Ever wondered what the cast of YYH's answering machines would be like? well here you go! ON HIATUS UNTIL I GET MORE PROPER REQUESTS! CHECK MY FORUMS AND THE AUTHOR'S NOTE!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 8/14/2005
Christmas Lists for Dummies by fantasylover12001 reviews
Naruto has always prided himself on being the best gift giver. But when it comes to choosing a gift for his best friend, Sasuke, he hits a serious speed bump. YAOI, SasuNaru, KakaIru. Mentions of SakuLee, ShikaIno, and KibaHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,005 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Jakotsu vs Suzaku by Ididntdoit07 reviews
read title. full info inside. Jakotsu versus another phoenix gayninja in the show. and not just physically...they're, even their comrades, are alike in many ways...OOC
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Jakotsu
Hurricane boyfriend by MrsBenjiLeviMadden reviews
Jin is gay and in love with Yusuke, but when he expresses his feelings will Yusuke admit his feelings too or stay in denile about his sexuality forever? Rated M for later chapters!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,076 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Jin, Yusuke U.
A Fiery Passion by Captain Starseeker reviews
[Yaoi]Complete BETA. Yusuke is rejected by keiko after there long relationship, sending him into depression. Something horrible happens that same night and Hiei is the one to save him. Can they figure out their new feelings for the other? Will love blooom
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,270 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/30/2005 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Yusuke U., Hiei - Complete
Know Your Stars, InuYasha Style! by moonmagicks reviews
Meet your Master Magician announcer, Fae! She'll introduce you to the InuYasha cast like never before! Disclaimer do not own any of the characters! Enjoy! From what brought you Shikon Private School, still at work!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,223 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Complete
Romeo and Juliet: Gravitation style by ju-oh sama reviews
It's just one of Tohma's publicity stunts at first, but what happens when Suguru challenges his cousin to a match, to see who can do the play best? Chaos and lemons ensue, of course! RyuShu, TohYuk, TatSug, KHir SakNor [COMPLETE!]
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 62,627 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/17/2005 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Suguru F., Ryuichi S. - Complete
Only in a Fanfic by Zana Moon reviews
Someone wants to bear Miroku's child, Inuyasha chokes on ramen, Kanna sings, the show gets a narrator,and Kagome and Kikyo duke it out. And that's just the begining. What could this all mean? Um, fanfiction..?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,882 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Complete
Thirteenths the Charm by Cutthroat Pixie reviews
[Discontinued] Having been in and out of twelve homes already, Jakotsu Akimori has grown used to being unwanted. When he starts living with a psycho woman and a very cute boy, things might just start looking up for him.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,902 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/4/2005 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Jakotsu, Bankotsu
Truth or Dare? by Evil Shall Giggle reviews
COMPLETE Kagome starts a simple game of truth or dare, that quickly becomes [slightly] more serious. warning: contains randomness.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,553 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Yu Yu Hakusho Randomness from the Depths of MSN by Lover of the romantic soldier reviews
Kurama's married to a butt obsessed wife? Karasu is desperate to be laid? Kuwabara keeps getting attacked by random things? What the heck is going on here! In a world where RP is the way of life, anything can happen. Check out this joint made story.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,716 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005
The 4 Sides of a Jewel by ThaiAngel1112 reviews
Inuyasha and the Gang are still looking for the Jewel Shards! the Inu gang meets new friends and a new Enemy rises! and the gang goes to Kagome's Time! a lot of Hojo Bashing!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/23/2005 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Bash'd V Kikyo by Zana Moon reviews
This is why fanfic authors shouldn't write themselves into their stories. It's all fun and games until someone gets bashed.[Oneshot][ReEdited]
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Kikyou - Complete
Shishi Gets Lost! by IWishIWasDead reviews
Shishi is turned into his true form by a mysterious person...and to make things worse, he can't fly because his spirit energy's timed out, and he gets knocked into a sewer! No OCs, R&R. Rated to be safe.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Shishiwakamaru
Grammer Homework by misaochan719 reviews
Naraku and grammar homework, lots of randomness and OOCness. Wow, it's amazing what you can come up with when you get bored.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Naraku
Flame On Part One: Kendra vs Renkotsu by sesshy-stalker-kendra reviews
Kendra, is traveling with Lord Sesshoumaru, when they are attacked bu Jakotsu and Renkotsu. While Sesshoumaru handles Jakotsu,Renkotsu goes after Kendra
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Sesshomaru
A Slightly Bumpy Ride by freckledgirl825 reviews
I'm really bad at summaries, but I can promise you that this is chock full o' entertainment! A normal teenage girl plus Jin, Chuu, Rinku, Touya, and all the rest of the gang equals this concoction. So read, enjoy, message, and review!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,977 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/31/2005 - Published: 12/28/2004
Fire,Foxes and Ningens by Yami-AJ Yu-Yu-InuCaptor reviews
The yuyu gang goes up against a group of theives no one has ever beaten,and come out of the battle with something everyoneeven Hieilikes.That brings unexpected new adventures to team Urameshi.! LUV U GUYS!PLEASE REVIEW,I'll review you Chap 8 up, RANDOMNES
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 177,615 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 8/1/2003
Epilogue by pyrat-xo reviews
It was all one mary-sue could do to survive in this world. She was strong, yes, but no match for ShinRa's elite.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2005
A Red Rose in the Darkness by Viidoll reviews
Kurama x Hiei slash, amongst others - Kurama and Hiei must overcome many trials in order to find happiness with each other. This is an ancient, completely OOC, and terrible fic written when the author was thirteen.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,051 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/3/2005 - Published: 2/26/2003 - Kurama M., Hiei - Complete
When I Got Raped by HeavyDutyPLUS reviews
A STRIATE guy is in for a BIG surprise when he decides to take a shortcut...you get the idea, R for gay actions, SO IF U MOFO-FOBIC…BEWARE! Fic dedicated to a ‘yoai’ crazed friend...2 parts long.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,918 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/10/2004 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Inuyasha, Jakotsu
Rainy Days by Tione reviews
There was a rock there. It was inevitable. Yaoi - HxK [complete]
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,006 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Complete
I Hate Americans aka Duo by Mieren reviews
What happens when you have more than one Maxwell? Besides Wufei going insane, that is. This is a jab at Duo, so please don't flame.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,586 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/30/2004 - Published: 11/22/2002
Yeah? Well I Think He's Irish! by devinewaterdragon reviews
I Am Alive! I am going to be able to write more for this story! It was a resolution to finish this one (because it was my most popular ) Title: They might be giants! Enjoy all!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/5/2004 - Published: 4/29/2003
The Attentions of a Transvestite Soldier by crystal-tokyo-princess reviews
Inuyasha has a bad dream...about Jakotsu! His worst fears in terms of that particular Shichinintai come true in his dreams!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Inuyasha, Jakotsu
Just 5 ordinary girls (another version) by Cruel Destiny reviews
This is another version of Lizalaroo's '5 ordinary girls' about 5 ordinary girls who meet the 5 Gundam boys...
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,823 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/9/2002
Clubbin' by Amataru Arcus reviews
Duo wants everyone to relax after the war so he takes everyone out clubbin'. POV=Heero Yaoi 1x2x1 3x4x3
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,483 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/10/2001
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The Day I Died reviews
I'm not the type to win awards or get noticed, and I have incredibly bad luck - this is the story of the day I died...and how my luck made a turn, but I can't tell if its for the better, or worst.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,693 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Quatre W., Duo M.
OH EM GEE! 100 Ways to Kill a MarySue! reviews
If you love Mary Sue bashing, this is the story for you! Anime, Manga, Movie characters, no one shall be spared, but all shall be well as I present one hundred hilarious ways to kill off the Dread Sue! Rated high for language, and Evil Sue Energy
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007
Kingdom Idiots! reviews
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Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,962 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007
Welcome To The Family! reviews
Reno & Jayden have just announced their wedding plans, & the SHM are less than thrilled. In fact, they're prepared to do everything in their power to stop this wedding from ever happening! Sequel to 'A Fangirl's Dream Come True,,,YEAH RIGHT'
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,753 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 3/9/2007
A Fangirl's Dream Come True:::YEAH RIGHT! reviews
Jayden Schwartz is a closet gamer and wants to keep it that way. But what happens when the CG characters she worships appear in her world? Love, right? WRONG! Think regular interrogating, run ins with the cops, a nosy family and you'll be more on target.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 123,941 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Complete
All Systems Down reviews
A Sadistic Japanese Exchange Student. An Ed Obsessed Fangirl. A New Gateway Opened. And The brother's Elric exprience their own personal hell! A colab fic between HeartofDragon and Shinigami Goumon!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,073 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006
Childhood Dayz reviews
Shishiwakamaru REALLY did it this time. Touya told him to stop effing around with the Idunn Box, but no! He just HAD to test out the improvements Suzuki made to it. Now Touya's Stranded, and Shishi's left him to fend for himself! Touya's POV
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,953 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/4/2006 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Touya
Trouble Times Five reviews
The Gundam Pilots are on assignment to protect five sisters from an unseen enemy. They're thinking kindergarten and preschool. What they get is five, hormonal, teenaged quints, who want them there as much as pimple on prom night. Rating may go up
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 127,674 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
I STILL Hate You: Need I Say More? reviews
Yes, it's back. The remote of evil. With one minor compliction. Suo spilled coffee all over the schematics! It's erratic landings, compromising situations, and enough drinking to make and Irish sailor turn his head in shame! All in this sequel to a sequel
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,825 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Complete
Know Your Stars: FREE FOR ALL! reviews
If it's an Anime or Manga chara, Shinigami Goumon will bash the crap out out of it!NO CHARA IS SAFE! Nuff said!
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,757 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/12/2006 - Published: 2/24/2006
I STILL Hate Everything About You! reviews
Sequel to 'I Hate Everything About You, But WE Just LOVE YOU' The evil remote has been repaired and this time, our favorite animanga hater and her friends have launched themselves into Gundam Wing! Will the Gboys Have anymore success than the Narutachi?
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,523 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/25/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Duo M., Wufei C. - Complete
I Hate Everything About You, But WE Just LOVE YOU! reviews
Could you imagine being friends and staying friends with someone who hated something you loved? Well Otaku's Sora and Hinode have managed! Their best friend, Akane, hates anime AND manga! But when an accident sends them spiraling into Naruto...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,835 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Complete
HELLOOOO GRANDPA! reviews
Hotaru and Hajime haven't led the easiest of lives. Orphaned young, constant fighting with their teachers and peers...all they have is each other...and a secret known only by one another that, thru no fault of their own, sends them hurtling into the past!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 68,021 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
COLORFUL! reviews
TORTURE! Torture, Torture and MORE TORTURE! is what Nakamura Ayane LIVES FOR! So when she comes across the resurrected Shichinintai, it's like Christmas has come early! RANDOMNESS FROM MARS! SUPER BASHING! Giant mallets, blackmail, drugs, alcohol and more
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,698 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/22/2005 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Bankotsu - Complete
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