Astris C
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Joined 08-12-16, id: 8159237, Profile Updated: 09-15-17
Author has written 16 stories for Frozen, Sapphire & Steel, Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared, and Avengers.

I write mostly for Sapphire and Steel (1979-1982), a creepy sci fi TV series starring David McCallum and Joanna Lumley. My writing isn't that good yet, but I truly enjoy doing it. Your reviews are greatly valued and appreciated.

I do not own Sapphire, or Steel, sadly. No infringement of copyright is intended.

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The Body by Timeless A-Peel reviews
Short. Purdey finds new scars. Gambit hides old wounds.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,180 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2018 - Complete
Broken by Sarcasticles reviews
When she was seven years old, Jennifer Honey broke her arm. Now a series of sorts.
Matilda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,797 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/14/2018 - Published: 10/16/2015 - Complete
light your way, but that is all by TheBigCat reviews
A lighthouse, a storm, a telephone, an empty island. And a fantastic tale from a mysterious stranger to tie all of it together. What better way to spend your last moments of existence?
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,815 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/1/2018 - Sapphire, Steel, Silver, Lead - Complete
Wonder Woman 1981, the Prequel to the Sequel by Dufusyte reviews
Whereas the sequel to the Wonder Woman 2017 movie will be bringing back actor Chris Pine, the scenes sketched herein suggest a way to reintegrate the actor without diminishing the legacy of his character's heroic sacrifice in the original movie. Enjoy!
Wonder Woman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,829 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 7/14/2017 - Diana/Wonder Woman, Steve T. - Complete
RAW RECRUIT - The Rival by lilidelafield reviews
Illya's childhood sweetheart and fiancée Anya Kossova seemed happy to wait for Illya to be allowed to marry. But then, out of the blue he learns she is about to marry another . . .
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,554 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2017 - Complete
WHAT-IF Challenge story - The Spy by lilidelafield reviews
This story is in answer to the WHAT-IF? Challenge on Section VII. The Prompt was: What if Illya Kuryakin really was working for the Soviets?  What if his loyalty to UNCLE was severely handicapped by his devotion to duty regarding his homeland? What if Napoleon found out?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/15/2017 - Complete
OF HEARTS AND BULLETS by lilidelafield reviews
My thanks to KATBYBEE for her confidence and encouragement. The Ice Prince has lost his heart - what else will he lose? When T.H.R.U.S.H takes a personal interest in matters, Napoleon must stick by Illya's side. Can he reign in the crazy Russian before he goes too far? Rated T just to be on the safe side.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,776 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/21/2016 - Published: 8/28/2016 - Complete
The Visitors by TheBigCat reviews
Listeners, I am receiving reports from many sources that strangers have entered our small, lonely little town via a rip in space-time. This is an exciting event, so you are advised to forgo the traditional welcome of such visitors and instead place aside your pitchforks and torches for the coming of the Almighty and Sacred Scarecrow, which is scheduled to happen in two weeks.
Crossover - Sapphire & Steel & Welcome to Night Vale - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2016 - Sapphire, Steel - Complete
Don't Hug Me I'm Scared: EducationSchool Theory The Truth by Captin Sexy Face reviews
The truth about the popular series.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/4/2016
Sapphire and Steel - Origins - The Very Beginning by lilidelafield reviews
The Watchers had long been aware of the ravages of time throughout the universe, but when the creatures within the time stream started to interfere with the flow of history, especially human history, it was time to take action. But they were the Watchers. Who could they send? Possibly the start of a series...please let me know.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2016
The Not So Raw Recruit Affair by lilidelafield reviews
This tale was my first attempt to write an origins story for Napoleon and Illya, so I finished it off and tidied it up, and here we are. Here Napoleon and Illya meet for the first time in New York, and his new partner is not quite what Napoleon had expected...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,092 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2016 - Complete
One Shall LIVE- by TheBigCat reviews
In which Dumbledore is annoying, and the true Prophecy is revealed at last.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
13th floor by Italian writer reviews
Another Stunt adventure. A dangerous entity is hiding in a (not so) modern hotel. As usual, Stunt lends a hands and ends up in troubles.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,122 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Sapphire, Steel, OC - Complete
Stunt's Logs - Part Three by Italian writer reviews
Another time adventure for detective Stunt. Continuation of "Stunt's Logs - Part Two".
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,413 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Sapphire, Steel, OC - Complete
Stunt's Logs - Part Two by Italian writer reviews
This is another part of the "Stunt" storyline, which tells the adventures of a human being, a police woman, who shares some powers with our time agents and helps them out in their assignments. Rated K plus for some language.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,648 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Steel, Sapphire, OC - Complete
Alone by Italian writer reviews
Have you ever wondered if Steel could live without Sapphire? Well, the answer is no. Literally.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Steel, Sapphire, Silver, Lead
Rough Diamond by Timeless A-Peel reviews
AU. Sequel to "Carbon Copy." Mike Gambit's special abilities have attracted the wrong kind of attention... Complete!
Crossover - Avengers & Sapphire & Steel - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,855 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Sapphire, Steel - Complete
Bewitched! by Italian writer reviews
Fairy tales can be dangerous, as Sapphire will soon find out during this unusual assignment, where danger comes from a most unexpected side. My greatest thanks to my thorough beta, girl in the glen.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,086 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Sapphire, Steel - Complete
RETURN OF THE DARKNESS by Italian writer reviews
The darkness is back, and it's after Sapphire and Steel. No Mr. Tully around to save the day, this time. As usual, forgive my English mistakes.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,352 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Sapphire, Steel
STUNT by Italian writer reviews
A police detective meets our time agents, but she's no ordinary human being, and she's bound to "cause havoc in high places". Rated K for language. English is not my mother tongue, so please excuse the mistakes.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,819 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Sapphire, Steel
Life on Mars by Timeless A-Peel reviews
Seventh in a series. Larry Doomer is dead. The triumvirate is falling apart. And Purdey's world has been turned upside down. Now she must fight to recapture her life as she knows it. But has she really lost her way? Or is she simply mad? Complete.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,591 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Complete
The Coin by Khell reviews
Why Purdey didn't go on to become a musical star
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Complete
Dance With Me by Timeless A-Peel reviews
Third in a series. Gambit takes a partner. Purdey finds her rhythm. Complete.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,062 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Cleaning Up by Timeless A-Peel reviews
Short. Purdey takes the wrong door. Gambit sets her straight. Ah, the joys of bathroom humour...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
See You Fall by Timeless A-Peel reviews
AU. For once, Gambit didn't make it in time... Just a warning that this one's a dark and depressing departure from my usual fare.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
The Complete Candy Affair by paulaH and GJ reviews
Illya has a lot to learn about the American version of Halloween
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,703 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Complete
The Vodka Affair by paulaH and GJ reviews
Mark Slate gets to find out first hand why Napoleon Solo likes having a sullen, taciturn Russian for a partner.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,178 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2002
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Fantasy Stays As It Is reviews
Note: This fic is written for the Sapphire and Steel Big Finish audio plays. It has a separate storyline that continues from Wall of Darkness and is not to be confused with the original television series. Just be warned: Wild Imagination Zone Ahead.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,516 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/5/2017 - Published: 3/13/2017
Long Awaited reviews
The day has finally arrived.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2017 - Complete
Hello, this is Sapphire
We hope this message reaches you.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2017 - Complete
A War to be Fought
Sapphire and Steel realise a few hard truths.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Published: 12/26/2016 - Complete
EXPIRED reviews
A silly supermarket idea
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/26/2016 - Complete
Heart of Steel
Something about the transuranics I've been longing to explore...
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/18/2016 - Complete
Assignment Beta reviews
Where things get unpredictable for Sapphire and Steel.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,022 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2016 - Complete
The Final Battle reviews
What happens before? What happens after? I haven't thought of it yet...
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/21/2016 - Complete
Assignment 2- Told in the Point of View of Tully reviews
A brief recount of the happenings at the abandoned railway station, by our dear old psychical investigator.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/20/2016 - Complete
The Book Song reviews
New episode from Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared. Come on guys, stop mucking around. Let's learn about books!
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/11/2016 - Complete
Question Time reviews
A series of interviews starring Lead, Silver, Sapphire and Steel.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2016 - Complete
Undoing reviews
Some things have been removed from Time. Sapphire... no, Jet and Steel have been assigned.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,021 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/4/2016 - Complete
Backwards and Forwards reviews
Time adapts, just as Sapphire and Steel do. Starts in an empty city with a not-so-empty atmosphere.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,945 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2016 - Complete
Waiting For Tomorrow reviews
It hides in a ticket.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2016 - Complete
An Intriguing Rescue reviews
Continues from Assignment Six: There have been many attempts to bring back Sapphire and Steel, but here's a new version. Hope you like it!
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,755 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/28/2016 - Complete
Frozen: Told In The Point of View of a Citizen reviews
What would a citizen of Arendelle think about the events of Frozen? Read to find out.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2016 - Complete