Kamikazie Watermelon
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Joined 05-18-05, id: 816177
Author has written 5 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, and Anime X-overs.

Konichiwa! i'm Kamikazie Watermelon! Weeeeeeeeee!Splat! He he. sorry.

Age: 14

Gender: Female

Height: 5'3"

Weight: (no one needs to know)

I enjoy writing parody storys. Muahahaha! especially FullMetal alchemist and InuYasha. Why don't you E-mail me so we can chat. but don't E-mail me at the e-mail address it gives you. I bearly ever check that one. E-mal me at alphoseelric123@yahoo.com.

also, If you want to give me Ideas for fics, that is much apreciated. Now, I will sing a song for you all.

Oh my lord this tune is annoying. yes, I know it's really annoying. I can't get this song out of my head. Make it stop this tune is annoying, I've gotta go to work in the morning, now I'm gonnna be hummin' ti in my bed.

Oh my lord this tune is annoying. yes, I know it's really annoying. I can't get this song out of my head. Make it stop this tune is annoying, I've gotta go to work in the morning, now I'm gonnna be hummin' ti in my bed.

Oh my lord this tune is annoying. yes, I know it's really annoying. I can't get this song out of my head. Make it stop this tune is annoying, I've gotta go to work in the morning, now I'm gonnna be hummin' ti in my bed.

Oh my lord this tune is annoying. yes, I know it's really annoying. I can't get this song out of my head. Make it stop this tune is annoying, I've gotta go to work in the morning, now I'm gonnna be hummin' ti in my bed.

Oh my lord this tune is annoying. yes, I know it's really annoying. I can't get this song out of my head. Make it stop this tune is annoying, I've gotta go to work in the morning, now I'm gonnna be hummin' ti in my bed.

Oh my lord this tune is annoying. yes, I know it's really annoying. I can't get this song out of my head. Make it stop this tune is annoying, I've gotta go to work in the morning, now I'm gonnna be hummin' ti in my bed.

Oh my lord this tune is annoying. yes, I know it's really annoying. I can't get this song out of my head. Mak

Oh my lord this tune is annoying. yes, I know it's really annoying. I can't get this song out of my head. Make it stop this tune is annoying, I've gotta go to work in the morning, now I'm gonnna be hummin' ti in my bed.

(Continue until it drives you totally mad @-@)

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A Not So Envious Love Story by Psycho Poptart reviews
Winry has been captured by Envy, who has chosen to take his rage out on her in order to get to Edward, but will a relationship built by nothing but hate and spite bring about something more? Rated M for language, Rape, and Torture. WinryxEnvy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,073 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Envy, Winry R.
The Incredible Condom by killertrees reviews
-Complete- Kagome introduces a sexually frustrated Miroku to the futuristic high tech wonder called-condom. There is a misunderstanding before Miroku finally gets to take it on a test drive. InuYasha can be so dense. MirxSan and InuxKag
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,802 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/20/2005 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Miroku, Sango - Complete
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Saiken reviews
Naruto and Sasuke share a bond that can not be broken by the sands of time. Yaoi NaruSasu plz R&R the rating may change as the story progresses. Chapter four is up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Ask Neji reviews
I am Neji and I am going to answer your questions. so ask questions in the reveiws.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Neji H.
The chronicles of the PeaceMaker reviews
Plz! someone has to read this!
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006
Ask Envy reviews
I'm Envy! and I'm back to answer your questions!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Envy
a FMA, InuYasha, and Naruto Christmas story reviews
DUDE! LOOKIT! CAPTER 11 IS UP! W00T!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,471 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Envy, Sloth