FairlightMuse
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Joined 05-18-05, id: 816314
Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter, and Peter Pan.

Paper back writer (paperback writer)
Dear Sir or Madam, did you read my book?
It took me years to write, would you take a look?
It's based on a novel by a man named Lear
And I need a job, so I want to be a paperback writer,
Paperback writer.

It's a thousand pages, give or take a few,
I'll be writing more in a week or two.
I can make it longer if you like the style,
I can change it round but I want to be a paperback writer,
Paperback writer. --Lennon/McCartney

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If Wishes Were Goodbyes by Lesera128 reviews
From the day of her birth, there've been several constants in Nymphadora Tonks' life: her parents, her cousin Sirius, & Remus Lupin. After a very heated argument with Remus, Tonks faces her many regrets. AU. Begins spring of OOTP. RL/NT. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,552 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Astronaut by the writer formerlyknown as lm reviews
Nymphadora Tonks and the Order of the Phoenix. Originally titled, 'Conversing with Molly.' Being edited at this exact moment and should be finished very soon - before the end of the world in 2012.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,374 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 7/20/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Resolving a Misunderstanding by MMADfan reviews
Minerva McGonagall-centric fic. More than a Romance - Drama, Humor, Adventure. Minerva returns to Hogwarts to teach. Misunderstandings lead to embarrassment, then to understanding and more. With Poppy, Hagrid, Tom Riddle, others. Disregards DH. Full summary in chapter one! ADMM. Rating raised to M, but most early content T-rated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 160 - Words: 896,740 - Reviews: 2393 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 2/12/2007 - [Minerva M., Albus D.] Rubeus H., Poppy P. - Complete
Lemon Sherbet by AssortedScribbler reviews
A prank that results in a very angry Professor McGonagall but perhaps not angry for long? MMAD. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,810 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M.
despite themselves by Calliope Jones reviews
Well, I figured I should add my take on RLNT. future HBP spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,844 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/22/2005 - Published: 7/18/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Firewhisky by EvilEdna42 reviews
When will Tonks learn not to drink Firewhisky? This is a RemusTonks fic, so if you don't like that, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Mens Rasura by ecaterana reviews
Newlywed Remus Lupin began his marriage battling poverty and his inlaws. Now he is fighting to keep his marriage afloat as he struggles to explain his wife's pregnancy and to find out who has oblivated her memory and why. Written preHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 65,486 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Remus L., OC - Complete
An Afternoon Well Spent by SnarkyTheClown reviews
It's amazing what you can do to occupy your time when you're stuck in a closet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
The Woe of Aftermath by A Darker Shade of Bright reviews
Remus and Tonks are more alike than they know, and when Sirius dies they begin to find healing in one another's arms. Rated for strong sexuality. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,632 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/9/2004 - Published: 7/7/2003 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Thunder Road by excessivelyperky reviews
The Weasley's magical car ponders on itsherorigins, and life in the Forbidden Forest. DarkFluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
Strange Union by DeeGee reviews
**COMPLETE!** On the day of her wedding, Hermione Granger remembers back to the strange course of events that led her to the altar. S/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,709 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/14/2002 - Published: 8/28/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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Coral reviews
SPOILERS POSSIBLE!One third Marriage law, two thirds imagination.Mostly drama, with a dash of humor. Brave readers welcome! Slowly adding footnotes to the chapters. Ollivander/OFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 177,193 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - G. Ollivander
Frolic 7 Bang Bang reviews
It's accidental ingestion for Ginny, but is she really upset about being in bed with her ex-professor? Slightly non-con, nothing disturbing. Just lemon with a twist. GW/GL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,895 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Ginny W., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Frolic 6, The Good Stuff reviews
Those darn Weasley twins! In this Fuzzy Fantasy Frolic, it's Remus Lupin and Luna Lovegood who fall under The Spell. Good Fun, no minors.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,297 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Remus L., Luna L. - Complete
Frolic5 OogahBoogah reviews
All right, which one these these two was having the pirate dream? This could get fun! Heavily exaggerated, and often sarcastic. Please read with a good sense of humor!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,192 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Albus D., Poppy P.
Just Go Away Harry Potter reviews
DH Spoiled. An alternate chapter. For the Snape fans!Funny, I promise!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Frolic4 Waking Lupin reviews
Tonks has a little fun with sleeping Remus. Warning Adult!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Frolic3 The good die young reviews
But the bad come back! Part three of my Frolic series. For the SiriusHermione shippers. Warning! Adult!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,932 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Frolic2 Breaking News reviews
Next in the Fuzzy Fantasy Frolic series. Pairing Rita Skeeter, who secretly writes steamy erotic novels,and Lucius Malfoy who is simply... steamy. come on...you're curious!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Lucius M., Rita S. - Complete
Fuzzy Fantasy Frolics reviews
The Weasley twins make a huge blunder that has a strange effect on people who are exposed to their newest product. Prologue and first chapter to a series of one-shots. SSGW,LMRS,,SBHG,RLNT more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,627 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Severus S., Ginny W.
Hide and Seek reviews
Oh, it's a surprise...
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/9/2006 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Captain Hook, Wendy D. - Complete
Good Morning reviews
After celebrating the fall of Voldemort, two people wake up in bed together...and clueless.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,322 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Seeing what I see reviews
a wedding night as viewed by a voyeuristic painting. Marriage law inspired.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,145 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
I Promise reviews
A grown-up Wendy returns to Neverland to fulfill a bargain with Hook. But he keeps changing the rules! Slightly AU
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,895 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/20/2005 - Published: 5/29/2005
Twenty Ways to Catch a Weasley reviews
Snape has to find at least twenty ways to prove that he loves her. SSGW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,859 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Severus S., Ginny W.
Dumbledore's Death reviews
A series of responses written for the challenge, Dumbledore's death, hosted by the Guardian newspaper.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Albus D.
Everyone Knows reviews
Everyone in the world seems to know that Hermione and Remus are in love...except for Hermione and Remus. Can they get by with a little help, and a little mischief, from their friends?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,821 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/29/2005 - Published: 5/21/2005 - Hermione G., Remus L.
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