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Author has written 39 stories for X-Files, StarTrek: Voyager, Harry Potter, Final Fantasy VII, Sanctuary, and Stargate: SG-1.

I'm Rachel. I ship things, hard.

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We Made It by adangeli reviews
A series of connected episode tags beginning with Forever in a Day. Sam shows up on Jack's doorstep with a six pack of beer, a bottle of cheap wine and a package of chicken breasts. Jack's confused. They cook dinner.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,878 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 4/12/2014 - [S. Carter, J. O'Neill] - Complete
The Ribboned-Witch by IShouldBeWritingSomethingElse reviews
"Why would I want your…fumblings?" There was a thread of steel in Granger's voice as she played along with Severus' game. "When I could have *his* expertise?" / SS/HG HEA...Always :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 62,163 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 2,436 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Savage by Magda the Magpie reviews
AU. After the war, Severus has resumed his life as best he could, taking back his position as potions professor at Hogwarts and Head of Slytherin. Everything is monotonously normal and dull, until a mysterious person saves his life from what he fears most. Now, Severus has a purpose again: discovering who his saviour is, and give him a sever tongue-lashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,766 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [Severus S., Hermione G.]
How it was intended to be by mak5258 reviews
Severus has a surprise visitor the first time he goes to the headmaster's office following Dumbledore's death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/31 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
For The Only Hope by ausland reviews
Dumbledore wouldn't have left trouble magnet Harry Potter defenseless for years at Hogwarts. At thirteen Hermione becomes his protector, working and training with Severus, giving up her childhood to ensure Harry's safety. As times passes, Severus becomes teacher, mentor, friend, and eventually lover. A story of spies, plots, and love. M in Part Three. Winner of SSHG Best WIP Award.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 411,346 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 2,468 - Updated: 12/23/2016 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Hallelujah by Ms. Anthrop reviews
Eight years after the Fall of Voldemort, a mystery illness is stalking the wizarding world. Hermione Granger was the most brilliant witch of her age until she ran away. Even in death, Severus Snape was a reviled and polarizing figure. What happens when they return to face all they left behind? EWE, SS/HG; rated M for violence and adult situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 224,502 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 4/9/2016 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Light Shed by AkamaiMom reviews
Three weeks stuck in a Palace by the beach while overcoming their addiction to The Light-Sam and Jack find themselves in close quarters, struggling to maintain a professional relationship while the vestiges of the past rise up to tempt them. Written for a tumblr MOS challenge prompt of "Lost File". Sam/Jack angst.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,684 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/29/2015 - S. Carter, D. Jackson, J. O'Neill, Teal'c - Complete
Sin & Vice by mak5258 reviews
In her sixth year, Dumbledore makes Hermione a key figure in a plan to help Harry defeat Voldemort. (It's difficult to summarize this without spoilers— HG/SS; there's a Time Turner involved but probably not how you expect; the story really gets started in Chapter Three.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 291,856 - Reviews: 1782 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 2/16/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Righting the Ship by JLynnB reviews
"It's over," Amy said. And that should have been that. But for Sheldon it was just the beginning. An AU take on s8. NOT Canon-friendly.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,803 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 7/22/2015 - Sheldon C., Howard W., Penny - Complete
Matchmaker, Matchmaker by mist8ke reviews
Make me a match! McGonagall is on a mission, Severus is being his usual uncooperative self, and Hermione is simply caught in between. Set in post-war world where no one died in the Final Battle. Hermione is now the Transfiguration professor. The usual SS/HG fluff, romance, and happy endings. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,383 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/26/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Hermione G., Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Shakespeare in Shlush by StrongHermione reviews
When a Marriage Law is passed, the choices are either select a partner or go to Azkaban. Hermione doesn't want to come between anyone and has no prospects - save ones she doesn't know - until she meets up with the man of her choice in a pub the night before the deadline. EWE? AU SS/HG Lemons
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 84 - Published: 8/1/2015 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Rose of Carterhaugh by Musey Muse reviews
An innocent walk brings Hermione face to face with a man long thought dead. SS/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,072 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Awkwardness by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Awkwardness settles in the small apothecary in which Snape and Granger work together. It's left to settle and fester and well, you know these two. They make strange decisions. M for language for now...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,159 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 7/10/2015 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Leviathan by pewterlocket reviews
After Voldemort's defeat, Severus Snape is the world's most powerful wizard. Hermione discovers that he is the only one that can help her, but will he? And what will she have to do to gain his assistance?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,379 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Rest My Chemistry by Nautical Paramour reviews
Severus is working on a very lucrative potion. Unfortunately, he has an accident and his cauldron explodes, leaving him suffering the effects. He finds himself not only looking twenty again..but feeling the hormones too! EWE, Severus/Hermione. Now COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,941 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 5/21/2015 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Cat, the Witch and the White Picket Fence by Muggleborns reviews
Sometimes, a curse BECOMES a blessing, turning Severus Snape's life upside-down in the process. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 48,511 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 5/8/2015 - Published: 5/1/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Gateau Affairs by Grignard reviews
In which quarks and protons become sugar and spice, head baker of a prestigious shop, Sheldon Cooper, finds himself mentoring a failed actress attempting to get her own bakery off the ground. Shenny.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,732 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/9/2015 - Published: 12/25/2014 - [Sheldon C., Penny] - Complete
But Wear the Chain by Elsie girl reviews
Hermione completes her last year at Hogwarts, studying under the war hero Severus Snape, keeping her hopeless interest in the mysterious man to herself, along with her other struggles... until one night when she arrives for detention and hears something she never expected: "I want you." Love potion accident. Thanks for reviews and awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 42 - Words: 173,765 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Icarus Ascending by bluemoonmaverick reviews
What if Jack and Sam didn't keep it in the room after all? A/U tag to Divide and Conquer. **Sam & Jack Multimedia Awards Nominee - Alternate and Angst (2015)** Cover art by XFChemist.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,399 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 11/3/2013 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Synesthesia Revelation by Nausicaa Smith reviews
Howard drugs Sheldon, and Leonard accidentally discovers the secret of why Sheldon is the way he is. Missing scene from S2E1. Oneshot.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/2/2014 - Leonard H., Sheldon C.
Stitches by The Yarn Shop reviews
The Stitches AU is a project to rewrite SG-1 in a series of fluffy ficlets, changing one very important factor: Jack knits. And somehow, magically, this hobby makes everything better. Eventual Sam-Jack pairing, a lot of Gen teamfic included. Plus Cassie.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 79,525 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 1/14/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Dissociative Identity Quandary by Panda-chan-plays-tennis reviews
Penny notices something strange is going on with her boys. She had no idea what she was dealing with and what she would learn about Sheldon's unmentionable past. Who knew Sheldon was so diverse? P/S sails here.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,883 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C.
Out of the Blue by SapphireEJ reviews
When Puck admits something to Rachel 'out of the blue;' what happens? Now both will face the ups and downs of his admission and find a little bit about each other along the way. Spoilers up to 1x22 - Journey, to be safe
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 91 - Words: 639,256 - Reviews: 1687 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Puck, Rachel B.
The Cabin by Anoveldebut reviews
Set at the end of Moebius Part 2. Jack, Sam, Teal'c, and Daniel all head up to Jack's cabin for a week. Teal'c and Daniel play matchmaker. Sam/Jack ship.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,366 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 7/24/2013 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter, Teal'c, D. Jackson - Complete
A Peccatis by Thanfiction reviews
How much can we allow the sins of the past to shape the future? The third and final novel of the DAYD trilogy, sequel to "Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness" and "Sluagh." Spoilers for the entire DAYDverse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 201,254 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Neville L.
Being Reasonable by Esyla reviews
Back in England Susan grows up being reasonable rather than silly. But the course of history has already shifted and the Pevensie children are doomed to their train wreck. Aslan grants Susan a second chance at the life she never had in Narnia. Suspian.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,538 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Caspian X, Susan Pevensie - Complete
The Psychic Vortex Continuum by Diana Crescent reviews
10 things Penny knows exsist. This was a response to The Psychic Vortex. I thought Penny needed a little backup. Turning into a definite P/S. Updated: a little darker in chapters 3-5, but the humor will be returning VERY SOON!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,164 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C.
Apocalypse Week by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Sheldon Cooper is crazy, but also kind of made of awesomeness. Or at least that's how Howard puts it. Penny thinks there's a possibility he's made of sexy, and really, the world must be ending if she has to suppress wayward urges to kiss him.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,536 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Misfit Toy Hero Squad by Cassprincess reviews
After 372 years, another young man has been gifted with the power of fire after the crimson moon. Can thirteen young people and their new talents come together and protect each other from harm? Sci-fi!Puckleberry, Klaine, Finncedes, Chang-squared & More
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 175,418 - Reviews: 2184 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Puck, Rachel B.
Unsolicited Advice by YourFairyGodfather reviews
Or, "5 Times Where Kurt Hummel Got His Diva On In Public." Chapter Five: Kurt puts his natural gifts of fabulous taste and public correction to work on a grand scale, and finds himself in need of emergency backup.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,895 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Of Comparisons and Harry Potter by Swing Girl At Heart reviews
A comment from Rachel sparks a massive debate between the Glee clubbers, as documented by Facebook. Minor Twilight bashing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,261 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Complete
Through The Looking Glass, Darkly by SpaceAnJL reviews
Sheldon subscribes to the many worlds theory, which posits the existence of an infinite number of Sheldons, in an infinite number of universes. He just never expected to meet one of them... Canonverse, pre S4 finale
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,321 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
It's Official by nkb-92 reviews
Nothing turned out the way Rachel Berry wanted it after Sectionals, nothing. In fact, things might just be worse than they were before. She still doesn't have Finn, still doesn't have friends, she doesn't even have her fellow 'Glee Clubbers' anymore.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,470 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Rachel B., Puck
And Don't Ever Forget It by ElizaKat001 reviews
Rachel is devastated over her breakup with Finn, and finds 2 unlikely saviors-the girl she thought she hated, and the boy who's always loved her. Features Faberry friendship/Quick friendship/eventual Puckleberry. T for language
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,024 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Charmed by seahorses reviews
Santana loses her charm bracelet and as she retraces her steps to find it she relives the moments with Brittany that led to each charm.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,959 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Upside Down by TempestJo reviews
It all starts when Sheldon has a bad week and Penny resets the balance unexpectedly... Smut. If you don't like it, don't read this.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,552 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Symposium Equation by TempestJo reviews
Sheldon gets two tickets to a coveted event, but must bring a female...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,208 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Survival of the Fittest by Ella Greggs reviews
"Hey, Lady Face! What was all that yelling about?" He's just standing there in the locker room, frozen, looking terrified. Crap! Something's wrong with Kurt Hummel and now it's too late not to care. Companion to my fic "Stolen Kisses." Spoilers for "Never Been Kissed."
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Kurt H., Sue S. - Complete
How To Be The Sober Friend At A Party by LyssaRosee reviews
Santana Lopez actually does her English homework for once.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Santana L. - Complete
Not With the Eyes, But With the Mind by boldlikeblack reviews
Rachel is more than a little psychic. Don't own Glee, obviously
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,743 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Inscription by bipolarbearxi reviews
Every week, she notices there's a new word inked on Quinn's skin. Rachel certainly hadn't expected junior year to turn out like this, just chock-full of surprises, most of which revolve around a certain blonde, drawing them slowly together.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,816 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Once You've Loved Somebody by Miss Higher Power reviews
Sometimes love is with you for a little while, and sometimes it waits your whole life for you.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,819 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Family Resemblance by vcg73 reviews
How does a boy connect to a father with whom he has little in common but love? Kurt, Burt and Mercedes.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,350 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Kurt H., Burt H. - Complete
The Paladin Protocol by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1613 - Favs: 3,393 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Maternal Instinct by vcg73 reviews
Carole Hudson looks after Kurt when he stays home sick from school. Just a little not-quite mother and son bonding time. :D
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,301 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Kurt H., Carole H. - Complete
Day of Silence by helloclaude reviews
After Kurt explains to Mr. Schue that he will be participating in Day of Silence, Schue decides to get the whole club in on it. One chapter for each character, detailing what happened during their day and how it affected them.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,626 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Complete
Shotgun Wedding by YourFairyGodfather reviews
Quinn moves in with Tina for Spring Break while Mercedes visits her family. And if Tina and Artie can't get it together and make out already, she's totally aiming for their shoes when her water breaks. Quinn POV, with A/T and plenty of Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,947 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Quinn F., Tina C. - Complete
Matchel by WolfRave reviews
A Matt and Rachel fic, first one there was! :P now complete :D
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,356 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Rachel B., Matt R. - Complete
Brown Eyed Girl by Nova802 reviews
He's not hung up on Rachel Berry. It's just that they keep having these moments, or near misses, or whatever. Like really, they keep happening.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,101 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Shattered by Swing Girl At Heart reviews
When a tragic act of violence strikes McKinley High, the Glee members must find ways to cope with the aftermath of the incident. Ensemble piece.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,645 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Complete
Delivering Drizzle by iwillalwaysbeyourlight reviews
Or, The day Kurt Hummel learned that birth is, in fact, bloody and bestial. Kurt, Quinn, and various members of New Directions
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Kurt H., Quinn F. - Complete
Mr Sunshine by insaneantics21 reviews
Brittany's cat is very peculiar.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
The Babysitter's Club by WhiskyFlower reviews
Both Rachel and Puck need cash badly. When Rachel makes a babysitting company and has Puck as a partner humor, gleeky life lessons and tips about the proper way to woo a girl is learned. Puckleberry. Please Review! Flames accpeted! NEW CHAPTER IS UP!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,582 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Puck, Rachel B.
Big Bag vs Fun Size by 27vampyresinhermind reviews
Puck and Rachel try again and find out that it's much more fun the second time around. Rated M for a reason. NOW COMPLETE!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,444 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
It Should Be Me by penny1200 reviews
When Rachel's driving everyone crazy before Regionals, the glee club recruits Puck to relax her. Will he succeed or will he make everything worse? And what will Finn think of this?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,635 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
A Girl's Guide to Becoming a Double Agent by Mistiec reviews
Santana straddles the thin line between pleasing Sue Sylvester and keeping Glee Club from imploding.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Like A Prayer by truglasgowgal reviews
Maybe we don't do it all for her, but it's not enough anyway. It will never be enough. PRish. Will's perspective.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Junior Year by novice242 reviews
Explores Puck/Rachel relationship set after Season 1 since "Mash-Up" wasn't enough. Refers to Puck/Quinn, Rachel/Finn, Finn/Quinn. POVs Puck, Rachel, Finn, Quinn, Kurt, Tina! Ch 25 & 26: Prom, drama for all, the end of Junior Year. Mature scenes indicated
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 178,776 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
One Hand in Our Pockets by PixieDreamer21 reviews
One song makes Glee realize how alike they really are; it makes two people realize it sooner One-Shot
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Treading Water by penny1200 reviews
When Puck learns Rachel can't swim before a big glee trip, he offers to teach her. Will their relationship grow, or will they kill each other first?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,717 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Messages from No One by uninspired me reviews
Rachel has a secret admirer. AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,098 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Raining Confessions by snoozin81 reviews
Puck confides in Brittany.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Puck, Brittany P. - Complete
Every Rule I Had by catja mikhailovic reviews
Quinn wants a lot of things. The reminder of the last time she wanted something so badly looms in front of her.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,649 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Quinn F., Will S. - Complete
Ways to Infuriate a Potions Master by Birchwood29 reviews
Hermione has had it. She is fed up. She takes action and makes a list of everything she wants to do. Then she proceeds to annoy Snape into oblivion. What happens when her plan goes seriously wrong? NEW CHAPTER ADDED 3/24/10 AFTER FOUR YEARS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,430 - Reviews: 2518 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Controlled Chaos by blueink3 reviews
After the truth comes out, Quinn truly has no place to go… But like they’ve said, Will Schuester is a good man. Can he become the family she needs? Will/Emma/Quinn/Puck/Finn/Rachel
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,056 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Will S., Quinn F. - Complete
The Problem with Purity by Phoenix.Writing reviews
As Hermione, Harry, and Ron are about to begin their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, they learn some surprising and dangerous information regarding what it means to be Pure in the wizarding world. HG/SS with H/D. AU after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 638,037 - Reviews: 5066 - Favs: 5,011 - Follows: 1,483 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
From the Corner by coffeeonthepatio reviews
While Hermione, seeing her marriage is at a dead-end, moves back to her parents with Rose and Hugo, Snape finds he is no longer alone in his apothecary in Knockturn Alley - her name is Ophelia and she's four. And Ophelia's his.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 164,403 - Reviews: 4042 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Summers Versus Cullen by oh-you-pretty-things reviews
Buffy meets Edward. Nuff said. Buffy X Twilight.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Buffy S., Edward - Complete
White Tree of Coloured Glass Hearts by Deltadasher reviews
When forced and bribed to start at the local school for the next two years, Kadaj is mainly confused by the atmosphere around him. 'T' for some later languages and themes. Genre may change later as well... Fic101 challenge on LJ for those that are curious
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,122 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Kadaj
The Apprentice and the Necromancer by satismagic reviews
Snape lives and marries Hermione.—MLC with a twist turns into AU-sequel of DH with new dangers, old secrets, and much more.—Virtual penny dreadful. Many short episodes with adventure, romance, a dash of hurt/comfort, and a sprinkling of horror.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 251 - Words: 279,010 - Reviews: 7085 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness by Thanfiction reviews
Originally posted as the Dumbledore's Army Series: A novel following Neville and the D.A. through the 7th year at Hogwarts under the reign of Snape and the Carrows. Contains ALL previously posted sections.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 256,506 - Reviews: 1890 - Favs: 3,853 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Little Price Takes Gene's Advice by ashestodusters reviews
Newbie here, Little Alex Price comes back to find Gene. Set after 1:8 so SPOILERS. First reasonably long fic! Gene/Alex both of them
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Rictus by Sequitur reviews
How Tony Dinozzo started working for NCIS.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,201 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Don't Want to be an Inarticulate Freak by VirtualFaerie reviews
Ginny Weasley is a Goody-Two-Shoes dork that nobody likes, and Draco Malfoy is the school Bad Boy. Ginny catches him doing something that could get him expelled and a deal is made. She wants to be bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,555 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/4/2003 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Poor Ron! by Ailsa reviews
Ron and Hermione get into an argument. In anger, Hermione turns Ron INTO A GIRL! The spell wont reverse for 3 months! What will happen? Now Hermione has to help him turn back. Chapter 10 up! FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,742 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/6/2002 - Published: 9/19/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Our Winter by Jade Okelani reviews
Hogwarts has a secret - deep within its walls, an ancient society of power dwells. Ginny Weasley desires the privilege it ensures. Draco Malfoy holds her future in his hands - if she adheres to certain terms for one month's time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,003 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/3/2002 - Published: 10/26/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Once Upon a Time by StrangerWithMyFace reviews
A fairy tale with Draco and Ginny as the main characters. Yes, it's weird and it only gets weirder...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W.
The Fire and the Rose by MetroRhos reviews
A potions accident leads to an unexpected meeting of minds.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,361 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 9/14/2002 - Published: 3/23/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
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Peace
Helen and Nikola in the training room, doing what they do best. (PWP, mentions of blood, vampire play and biting. Please avoid if you do not like these things in your fanfic.)
Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Published: 10/6 - [Helen M., Nikola T.] - Complete
The Keys of Bhalasaam reviews
Every once in a while, a woman needs to talk with her father. (Mentions Teslen, Magnitt, The Five in general. Spoilers - kinda - for Revelations pt2, Sleepers, Hollow Men/Pax Romana.)
Sanctuary - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6 - Helen M., Gregory M. - Complete
For The Weak
Nikola Tesla is exhausted.
Sanctuary - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,433 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/6 - Published: 9/23 - [Helen M., Nikola T.] Henry F. - Complete
Candyfloss Fluff
A series of interconnected, completed, one-shots that are fluffy (even if these two typically aren't).
Sanctuary - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,087 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/7 - Published: 8/28 - [Helen M., Nikola T.]
Unbuttoned
Just an excuse to get Helen in Nikola's pants. (Vague follow up to Buttoned in Pearls but not super important to this.) PWP.
Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/7 - [Helen M., Nikola T.] - Complete
The Perfect Birthday
Helen has a perfect birthday in mind, but this wasn't really it.
Sanctuary - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/27 - [Helen M., Nikola T.] - Complete
Impulse Control reviews
A late night moment in Sam's lab.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24 - [J. O'Neill, S. Carter] - Complete
Washing the Dishes
After the destruction of the Old City's Sanctuary, Helen finally feels again.
Sanctuary - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/24 - [Helen M., Nikola T.] - Complete
Buttoned in Pearls
Drunk Nikola gets nostalgic; tipsy Helen remembers it well.
Sanctuary - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Published: 8/24 - [Helen M., Nikola T.] - Complete
Driving in Cars With Nikola reviews
Nikola is really not meant to be driven places.
Sanctuary - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/24 - [Helen M., Nikola T.] Henry F., Kate F. - Complete
The End of the World
Set in that nebulous time between Sleepers and Haunted. Nikola Tesla gets to grips with being human again. (Pre-ship, but definite Teslen tones.)
Sanctuary - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Published: 7/31 - [Helen M., Nikola T.] - Complete
Reflecting Thoughts
Kathryn Janeway reflects on five years in the Delta Quadrant and her relationship with Chakotay.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Published: 9/17/2016 - K. Janeway - Complete
Trapped in a Box reviews
Snape and Hermione are trapped in a box for the night. Will they survive?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Senses reviews
On a drunken mission, Ron must do all he can to get Hermione laid... Even if it's with Severus Snape. Rating for later chapters. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Broken Records reviews
Four years after the war and a certain Potions Master has become too snarky even for the Headmistress. The perfect person is brought in to save the day. Written pre-DH, HBP spoilers. HG/SS to come.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Belong reviews
Two drabbles, written pre-DH, about how Severus Snape sees Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Shed reviews
In a world where Voldermort won, a couple find a way out. Written from Narcissa's point of view. Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Famous Last Words reviews
Hermione and Severus have a bonding moment. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Willing reviews
Hermione contemplates Severus Snape. Written pre-DH. HBP spoilers. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Beach reviews
Kadaj is dragged to the beach by Tifa and Cloud, where he learns a life lesson. Tifa/Cloud shippyness involved.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Kadaj - Complete
Bloomtasia reviews
There's a ball and every man's invited! Who will Princess Kathryn marry? Why does every man fear Seven of Nine? Find out here in this twisted Cinderella story.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2008 - K. Janeway, Chakotay - Complete
Tales of Chemical Induced Trips reviews
Tuvok's naked in the Mess Hall? What world is this! Read to find out more...
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/5/2007 - K. Janeway, Chakotay - Complete
Break Up Punch reviews
Barstools are an amazing place to contemplate empty shot glasses.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Go Dancing reviews
Janeway and Torres decide to mess around with the transporters... With strange results. Chakotay's POV.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Chakotay, K. Janeway - Complete
Uninhabited reviews
Janeway and Chakotay are stuck on a planet. A basic, Let's get Janeway and Chakotay together, fic.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2007 - [K. Janeway, Chakotay] - Complete
Thirteen Year Old Slapstick Of Sexiness! reviews
Potion Masters have nightmares too. PARODY! Disclaimer, as I forgot it in the fic, I don't own any of the characters. Please, don't sue me.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Ship of Misdeeds reviews
Hermione gets caught. Drabble HermioneViktor implied
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hater Of The Aroma Of Stale Coffee reviews
Things are bad for our favourite couple.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/10/2007 - K. Janeway, Chakotay - Complete
Tale Of The Lobster Girl reviews
Kathryn's in trouble again...
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/10/2007 - K. Janeway, Chakotay - Complete
Mary Sues Must Die! reviews
The Forgotten City never seemed so overcrowded.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Kadaj - Complete
Gretchen's Guilt reviews
Gretchen Janeway must do something to help Bramble PreVoy
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/9/2005 - K. Janeway - Complete
Truthfully reviews
Janeway has a truth day.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/17/2004 - K. Janeway, Chakotay - Complete
Who knew death had so many reasons! reviews
This is an insight to why dear old Voldie wanted to get rid of Harry. A bit of swearing in here so be warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/23/2003 - Voldemort
Writing and Dancing reviews
There's going to be a ball, and it's a dress up. Fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/27/2002 - Published: 10/24/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Title in the Making Of reviews
Mulder and Scully are working undercover in a high school. Won't be 'R' until later chapters.
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2002 - F. Mulder, D. Scully
Silent Hope reviews
This is set post Existence, so it's kinda Mulder angst without anyone but his mind to make him happy.
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/2/2002 - Complete
Why here isn't quite working yet reviews
Mulder and Scully with the help of the Lone Gunmen find out why was down. Please read and review!
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8/25/2001 - Complete
The House of Secrets reviews
It's my first Star Trek story, so... Janeway finally knows Chakotay's secret... And it's kinda sappy but please review!
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/25/2001 - Complete
Dopplegangers reviews
Something is happening in Wales and Mulder and Scully are called in
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,423 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/21/2001 - Published: 6/16/2001 - Complete