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Joined 05-19-05, id: 816688, Profile Updated: 08-06-19
Author has written 11 stories for Legend of Zelda, iCarly, Wizards of Waverly Place, Alice, 2009, Invader Zim, Portal, My Little Pony, Gilmore Girls, Neopets, and Game of Thrones.

Hi, I'm Andrew. I'm 26 years old and I've been posting stories here since I was 12. Many have gone up and been taken down, and almost none have been finished. Be warned when you read.

In 2018 I posted for the first time in three years.*

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The Hound and the Bird by boozy von chugaton reviews
Sandor and Sansa try to fight their growing feelings for each other as King's Landing descends into chaos. Together, they find soft moments in a harsh place. *contains dialogue from both the books and the show. Rated M for later. R&R:
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,402 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 3/29/2017 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Sansa S., Sandor C.
Sing, Nightingale by vargrimar reviews
Wheatley wants to help Chell learn how to speak. His method? Melodic intonation and music therapy. Human!Wheatley/Chell, humming, learning, and eventual singing for a portalkink meme fill. Shameless fluff and tension with a bit of plot in the background.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 97,203 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 9/23/2011 - [Wheatley, Chell]
Marriage is Just an Adventure into Madness by Starlight623 reviews
"Someone once told me that marriage is, simply put, just an adventure into madness. They didn't realize just how right they were." A series of one-shots focusing on the relationship between Alice and Hatter.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 133,507 - Reviews: 1459 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Cultural Misunderstandings by Majestrix Stormbringer reviews
Although Spock considers himself meticulous in all aspects of his life he is chagrined to find himself remiss in an important emotional relationship.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/21/2014 - [Spock, N. Uhura] C. Pike, Amanda G. - Complete
The Combinatorics Project by Ringcaat reviews
Among the Mane Six, there are fifteen possible romantic pairings. Some are obvious and fruitful; some less so. But what would happen if every single one of these pairings were packed into the -same fanfic?- The Combinatorics Project is an epic treasury of ponyships spread across five parallel universes. Partly satirical and partly in earnest, it goes to some truly wild places.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 107,035 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Complete
Bride of Discord by DisneyFanatic2364 reviews
What if Discord hadn't been turned to stone by the Mane Six? What if he had escaped? It is three years following their battle with Discord and the Mane Six are happy in their new and comfortable lives, until their enemy returns and will only relieve Equestria of his havoc in exchange for a bride. AU Cover Art by Nstone53
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,688 - Reviews: 1785 - Favs: 1,762 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - [Fluttershy, Discord] - Complete
Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc by ayafangirl reviews
A collection of HolmesxWatson oneshots! Ranging from comedy to drama, but always with romance. Ch 30: An intrusion in the middle of a kiss? What could be worse? It was caused by Mary, you say? Oh, bother.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,356 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
Crunch by tweedisgood reviews
"I want to watch him eat toast." Holmes is...distracted at the breakfast table. Holmes/Watson UST.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
In the Rough by KamikazeCreamPuff reviews
"But this is starting to sound like a quest! Quests are such a pain, Alice, they really are. All horseback and food rations and traveling in groups and no truly hot tea, with significantly less sex against trees." A/H, J/D
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 66,336 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Alice H., Hatter
Dollhouse by Not Just a Nerd reviews
She was a doll. His doll. Her lips tasted like strawberry, chocolate, magic and a bit like sin...Who said dolls couldn't have happy endings? *JALEX* An emotionally intense and realistic story. My best so far. Completed.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 64,556 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
Taste and Scent by tikki-tock reviews
To Alice, there is something almost erotic about the way a pear smells. The Hatter watches.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
In lumine Tuo videbimus lumen by SacredNagChampa reviews
She hated herself. And how acquainted she had become with words like: taboo, abhorrent, incest. Because that’s what it was. This sick thing inside of her. Justin/Alex.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,876 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
Condoms by jaded image reviews
Wanda can get anything they need during raids. Well...Mel needs some condoms. WandIan, implied MelJared.
Host - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
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Faerie Wars I: The Six Kingdoms (2013)
Ancient Neopia was a place of monsters and fear. Faeries lived in small nomadic groups, because constantly moving meant the wraiths can't find you. In this world lived two young and powerful sisters. Their close relationship is torn apart one day, and their lives shortly thereafter when the faeries become grouped by type. Published in the Neopian Times in 2013. [COMPLETED]
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,759 - Published: 9/23 - Complete
Extraterrestrial (2011) reviews
Zim was locked away in a lab for five years before Gaz finally broke him out like she'd promised. They were going to finally be together. Of course, their plan is not without severe opposition, which means to silence them both for good. ZAGR. DibOC. [IN PROGRESS]
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 31,294 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/18/2018 - Published: 4/11/2011 - [Zim, Gaz]
Eternal (2015) reviews
In the End, when Equestria is but a memory, Discord and Twilight find themselves alone and lonely in eternity. They are all each other has anymore, much to their mutual dismay, but it is better than being without. Discord decides to tell her stories of his past, to help them forget, if only for a moment, what forever really means. [HIATUS]
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,329 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/17/2015 - Published: 1/18/2015
KFC, Dish Towels, and Tampons (2015) reviews
Sansa Stark and Lorelai Gilmore have other errands to run, so they drop their men off at Target with a shopping list. Sandor was promised KFC if he could get through shopping without killing anybody. Luke falls prey to Target Syndrome. This can only end badly. [ONE-SHOT]
Crossover - Gilmore Girls & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Complete
Mi Hermana, Mi Hermano, Mi Amor (2009) reviews
Love is hard, but it's even harder to love someone absolutely forbidden. Time and again, their relationship is threatened, but when Justin faces mortal peril, Alex will do whatever it takes to bring him back to her, no matter the cost. JALEX. [IN PROGRESS]
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,890 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Alex R., Justin R.
Operation ZAGR (2012) reviews
Zim's mission to conquer Earth comes to a standstill when he becomes consumed by his affection for the Gaz-human. His new mission? Win her over. But Dib has a new plan in mind. ZAGR. Slightly AU. [DISCONTINUED]
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,185 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Zim, Gaz
Answer Me (2011) reviews
I was not supposed to be bothered by silence or by loneliness; I was a computer, after all. [ONE-SHOT]
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Starlit Sky (2010) reviews
"You know, the legends say the Zora are descended from the children of a Hylian and a fish goddess. Isn't that interesting?" "Yes," he answered softly, and he looked at her as if he were seeing her for the first time. Rulink drabble. [ONE-SHOT]
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Link, Ruto - Complete
Scars (2010) reviews
Hatter fears Alice will reject him because of the scars he got in the torture room. [ONE-SHOT]
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Too Late (2008) reviews
Sam reflects on her life. She had so many chances to tell him she loved him. And now, it's too late. [ONE-SHOT]
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Sam P. - Complete
A Never Known Love (2005) reviews
Zelda never knew of her love for Link until he died in an attempt to save Hyrule from Vaati, to whom she is soon married. She is no longer Link's damsel in distress. Can she fight for herself—by herself? [COMPLETE]
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,197 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Link, Zelda, Vaati - Complete