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R.I.P.- Steve Irwin "The Crocodile Hunter" May he forever live in our hearts and souls, especially his wife (Terri Irwin), daughter (Bindi Sue Irwin), and son (Bob Irwin).
O.K. Just to tell all of you guys, my name used to be Ketta dragontamer, I decided that I needed a change.
Me: I'm 5"5' and I'm part cherokee indian, german, and tons of others that i don't even know about. I was born in Harrison, Arkansas. I like to draw, play basketball, softball, sometimes soccer, and lots of other sports. I have to take care of cats, dogs, a hamster, horses, and cows ( oh boy!) (and also i'm currently single! YES! I'm FREEEEEEEEEE! lol)
Music: link'in park, green day, the killers, good charolete, red hott chili peppers, black eyed peas, bowling for soup, gwen stefani, crossfade, and lots more
Books:(WELL...) eragon, harry potter, series of unfortunate events, children of the lamp, inkheart, charlie bone, and more
I READ THE 6TH HARYY POTTER BOOK AND IT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TOTALLY COOL! lol
where is the Eldest? i need it now!
Funny thing: God gave people children so that death doesn't come as a disappointment. lol. funny no?
'Nother funny thing: Guys act like such dicks to make up for the one they don't have.
Insanely Insane Quotes Said By My Friends And Me
"NOT THE NUNS!"- Jen
"I'm not gay but my girlfriend is."- Anderson
"I'm special! Trust me, just ask my therapist."- Me
"I don't curse, I don't drink, and I don't smoke. Damn! I lost my cigarettes at the bar!"- Unknown
"Nu-huh" "Nu-uh" "OH! Don't u nu-uh my nu-huh!"- Me and Brittney
"PUDDING!" "APPLESAUCE!"- Me and Brittney
"HELP ME! The marshmallows are eating me,...oh good, here comes SUPER GERBAL!"- Me
"AW! Look at the little blue man, he's so cute and cuddily and...no, wait!...what are u doing? AH! IT'S THE SMURFS! RUN FOR IT!"- Kristin
"You've lost your mind." "No I didn't! I just forgot to pack it."-Me and my friend Brad
"MAN YOUR SQUIRRELS!"- Me
"I Feel Pretty!"- Brad
"I'm a winner...maybe?"- Brad again
"THE LIFE I LIVE IS A LIE!"- Dalton
"AAAAHHHH...I'M BLINDED BY THE WHITENESS!"- Jen
"I'm scarred for life."- Ryan
"What's with the hitting?"-Me
"Just because I'm an underacheiver doesn't mean I'm stupid."- Dalton
"You did a stupid, stupid thing cause your a stupid, stupid man!"- The T.V. series Two and a Half Men
"What the heckeger?"- Me
"I have PMS and VERY sharp scissors...did you have something to say?"- Me (I was in a bad mood)
"I love the limelight...and the Bud Lite, and the Miller Lite ..."- Wooly (such a funny guy)
"I've Got Lots Of Irons In The Fire. I've given up golf again."- I found this somewhere and I thought 'that's how I felt about golf yesterday!'
"They say that guns dont kill people, people kill people. Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I dont think youd kill too many people."- Eddie Izzard (?)
Note: Kirsten had been goin around school say'in "Hey buuuddy!" to everyone, also when you visualize Ryan, I sometimes think that he looks like Draco Malfoy without hair gel (you'll understand in a minute)
Funny thing happened today:
I was walking with my friend Kirsten to the Office when on of our friends, Ryan, walked out of the building and Kirsten goes up to him and says "Hey buuuddy!"
He gives her this funny look and says "Yeah, your weird!"
I was gonna say 'Yeah, and your an Albino Boy!', but instead I said "Yeah, and your a ferret!"
Kirsten stopped and put her hand on my shoulder and said "Ket? Did you just call him a ferret?"
I gave her this weird look and said "I do beleive I did my friend, I do beleive I did..."
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