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Joined 05-21-05, id: 818074, Profile Updated: 05-04-14
Author has written 14 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Veronica Mars, Dark Angel, Life With Derek, Host, and Big Bang Theory.

I started writing fanfiction before fanfiction was a thing in 1993 in kindergarten when I made up my own happier version of 8 seconds. I wrote original short stories about ponies and best friends until 2000 when FanFic really took off for me in the Dark Angel fandom (before a fandom was a thing). In 2007 after graduating college I lost all my words after losing sight of any path I could follow through life. I've been muddling around as a waste of free space and oxygen for the past 7 years.

I cannot even begin to express how different a person I am from when I started all these stories. I have been through so much, none of it good, and none of it a victory. I'm making an effort to figure out how to become a happy human, though I may never have been. Writing was once one of my passions, perhaps one of my only. Therefore, I'll be slowly, painfully, and probably really poorly making my way through and trying to finish these untold stories. I'll do my best. I cannot be any more gracious for those of you that read my stories. They're terrible, I know, but please know they're therapy. They'll either be finished and forgotten, or a stepping stone back to good fiction and a good life. Sorry for the dramatic profile.

P.S. And if you think these 10 odd unfinished stories are quite the black mark, you should see the literal dozens of unfinished crap for Real-Person-Fanfic.

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Remnants of Another Life by RT4ever reviews
Starts from the pilot, Max wakes up from a dream after finding out Theo has died. ML.
Dark Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 61,430 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Logan C./Eyes Only, Max - Complete
To Outrun the World by DorianGray91 reviews
Spain, 2012. On a seaside holiday, Lizzie's dreams unearth memories of a ragingly beautiful life. Familiar faces reappear; the chance to kindle an incomplete romance occurs. But is her reincarnation due to luck, or more ominous motives? Can she alter her past or make the same choices? Most of all, how do former champions of freedom survive the bleak routines of a modern world?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Protegit Ergo Amat by Clever Lass reviews
Takes place after On Stranger Tides. Jack is the kind of person that things just seem to happen to. Elizabeth is the kind of person who makes things happen. A polite visit to the new baby turns into unforeseen adventures, partnerships, schemes, friendships, traps, lost love, battles, revenge, and new beginnings. Complete!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 89 - Words: 146,631 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
The Gravitational Dynamism Revelation by Amputation reviews
THE REWRITE! It started with a song played far above Sheldon's acceptable decibel levels. Sheldon/Penny Slightly AU from the season 4 episode The Roommate Transmogrification.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,267 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny
The Progeny Refutation of the Chronology Protectio by Alyce Gates reviews
Penny finds a lost toddler outside her apartment one evening and goes to Leonard for help, but only Sheldon knows what's really going on... Penny/Sheldon
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,691 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Seeing through different eyes by Caazzie reviews
Full summary inside. R&R Might be some lemons and swearings in later chapters
Host - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 115,068 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
A Drift in the Deep by orca589 reviews
Max and Logan learn some new skills together and a bit more about each other. Set primarly between Out and Red with a possible bit after Red. So S1 and most definetly ML Complete
Dark Angel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,575 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Max, Logan C./Eyes Only - Complete
Summer to Deal by creeperbeeper reviews
Back from her third year of college, Casey McDonald is facing a summer of dealing with a decision she made along with her mother and George long ago. But as things get harder to handle, someone else returns home to make it that much harder. Dasey Ch11 up
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,148 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 3/25/2008
Vulnerant Omnes, Ultima Necat by Florencia7 reviews
MidAWE.Elizabeth is distraught when Jack is found dead in the ven a chance to see him once again,she travels back in time to say a hurried goodbye.But is the fear of severe punishment strong enough to suppress the temptation to change destiny? JE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 64 - Words: 297,248 - Reviews: 1633 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/21/2007 - [Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow] Will T., James N. - Complete
Of all Things by Silverian Rose reviews
It started with one night then she had to deal with more than just a great memory... whatever it was they would brave it together, right?
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,129 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008
Unhappily Ever After by unoriginal-elizabeth reviews
Dasey. Futurefic. "Are you RECYCLING insults for me?" she asked, insulted beyond measure.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,715 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
An Acquired Taste by dwu reviews
Time makes the heart grow fonder?
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 68,215 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 1/6/2007
The Interview by moirariordan reviews
“You guys are just precious, really. Like Troy and Gabriella, but with creepier subtext.” Derek.Casey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,431 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 2/15/2007
The Map by Starlight8 reviews
Nell Montilice has no idea what her guardian had done to her nine years ago. Nor does she know the extent he will go to get her back. **COMPLETE**
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 358,842 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For by x0-vindicated-0x reviews
When Casey wishes that Derek had never been a part of her life, she gets it. But what happens when she realizes that maybe Derek never had as bad of an effect on her as she thought he did? Dasey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,482 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
The Reasons For Marriage by DataKenobi05 reviews
Elizabeth needs to marry or become the reason for Will's death. Every eligible man knows of her past with piracy, except for one who will come to their rescue. But what's in it for him? And why is Elizabeth getting married so important? Where is Will? JE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,162 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006
At World's End Without a Compass by Riddle-Me-That reviews
Elizabeth never made it off the Black Pearl. Instead, she was taken by the kraken along with Jack. While Will and the others search for them, she and Jack must put her betrayel behind them to survive. JE? WE?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 12/28/2006
How My Perfect Life Was Inverted I by The Flying Breadstick reviews
This is a typical story about a typical woman who travels back in time in a most typical manner, encounters a most typical drag queen, and has a most typical adventure with a most typical pirate and his most typical crew. Rated to be safe.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 190,902 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/26/2006 - Published: 4/24/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
WobblyLegged, RumSwilling Pirates by Fists reviews
JE. Elizabeth and the crew have just rescued Jack. Will Elizabeth be able to face both her guilt and her feelings for Captain Jack?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,463 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Complete
Outside of the Box by RT4ever reviews
Okay starts from the first few minutes of Designate This different place than the last one I did. ML
Dark Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,051 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/24/2005 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Logan C./Eyes Only, Max - Complete
Awaiting the Dawn by Sabra Thimble reviews
Two weeks have passed since the events of PotC, and Jack is restless. Elizabeth is not in his life, and he intends to solve that problem however he has to.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,549 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/1/2005
To Engage in Piracy by SarahDepp232 reviews
A modern girl wakes up in an adventurous yet entirely disorienting world of piracy with the only bearable aspect being the unusual, very infamous Captain Jack Sparrow.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,330 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 6/16/2005
Call Me Captain by JadedSky1 reviews
The island of Captain Jack Sparrow becomes the stage of wit, romance, and rum! What will Will think of this act of piracy? JackElizabeth movie re-write
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,125 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/14/2003 - Published: 7/27/2003
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Insensitive reviews
A young experimental soldier escapes Manticore and searches for clues to a memory she can't quite piece together. Logan, with the help of the escaped X5's, plans an attack in memory of Max. S1, postAJBAC, AU, no virus, no evac of Manticore or 'nomalies, plans for Alec. Implied ML.
Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,545 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 3/1/2007 - [Krit, OC] [Max, Logan C./Eyes Only]
Taking Notes reviews
Penny is in charge of taking care of Sheldon's things while he's out of town. Time for some harmless fun. Favors Shenny but no pairing.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1 - [Sheldon C., Penny] - Complete
Underwhelmed reviews
Jayme lands herself on the Pearl, caught up in the world of Pirates, and finds her self mixed up in a scheme that could alter the future. Gypsies, Jack/OC, Post COTB.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,363 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 6/7/2005
Human Tendencies reviews
When a soul never wakes up after insertion, the human host's thoughts are all that are present. What happens when the paranoid rebel humans get a hold of this anomaly? R&R please!
Host - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 4/25/2012
Dancing Into Demise reviews
And she danced. - Post COTB, one-shot stand alone. EW. Character Death.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
The Invisible reviews
After having a serious accident, Derek looms around the house unseen, learning things about his family he never expected. Eventual Dasey. R&R Please!
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,723 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 11/7/2007
Thunderstorms reviews
All she's felt is failure, pain, loneliness and betrayal but could never move to fix it. Nobody ever came to help. Now after the thunder and lighting, she faces her storm. Dark Oneshot Challenge.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
Pieces Parts reviews
"If I didn't have sticky-beer-mouth and ass-breath I'd probably kiss you just to get you back." A wake-up call and a threat. Implied Dasey. Response to 30oneshots. R&R Please.
Life With Derek - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
Not Falling Apart reviews
And now I'm stuck living out that night again. Will it ever change? I'm not falling apart. Implied Dasey/Songfic Complete
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
Need a Break reviews
Alternate DR and ANMMHE plus so much more. Too much is happening for Ronnie to start feeling anything with her ex again, but she can't help it. Love. R&R Please!
Veronica Mars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,555 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/28/2006 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Veronica, Logan
Immersion reviews
Jack and Elizabeth team up to escape the dreaded island and the curse, but just exactly how will The Pirate and The Lady stand each other? Complete. JE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,293 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
More Lost reviews
Elizabeth Turner disappeared from Port Royal, and is assumed dead. But is she really gone, or has she just moved on to another life? Good JE times! Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Complete
Of A Painful Heart reviews
Elizabeth says goodbye to her husband and ponders the life of a lonely blacksmith's wife. One shot EW for some odd reason. Do review! Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Complete
In Which I Follow reviews
ONE SHOT: Elizabeth thinks about the three paths that she was given the day she fell into the Caribbean Sea... JE Review! Complete.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Complete