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Joined 05-21-05, id: 818075
Author has written 64 stories for Red Dwarf, Doctor Who, X-overs, British Comedy, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Misc. Tv Shows, Neopets, Tomb Raider, Resident Evil, House, M.D., and CSI.

Hi, I'm ZK or Steph, I'm 16 from Holmfirth in England, Most of my fics are Red Dwarf stories, but I've recently began to branch out into other fandoms - Mainly CSI and Doctor Who. I always seem to have like 5 to 10 stories on the go so sorry for slow updates sometimes but I often try to post some one shots that spring to mind to keep the readers happy and my ideas going. Oh, and my top 5 none 'baybay' hobbies/passions in life are:

1. Writing 2. Dancing
3. Video Creation
4. Reading
5. Singing (I can't really, but it's a fun torture method)

I have tons of fav programs, too many to list really but here's as many as I can remember at the minute: Red Dwarf, House, Lost, The Quatermass Experiment, Ghostwatch, 10th Kingdom, Jonathan Creek, Coupling, The Mighty Boosh, Bread, Casanova, Maid Marian & Her Merry Men, 8 Simple Rules, Just Shoot Me, CSI, Farscape, Top Gear, Black Books, The Bill, QI, The IT Crowd, Veronica Mars, Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip, Coronation Street, League Of Gentlemen, Blackadder, Blackpool, Doctor Who, Friends, Spin City, Family Ties, Everybody Hates Chris, Dad's Army, Perfect Day, Corner Gas & Have I Got News For You.

I also listen to a load of radio comedy things - Old Harry's Game, The Million Pound Radio Show, Son Of Cliche, It's Been A Bad Week, I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, I'm Sorry I'll Read It Again, Just A Minute, The Nick Revell Show, The News Quiz, and some other stuff - oh and the Mary Whitehouse Show thing.

I like tons of films, especially horror type stuff: Jurassic Park 1 & 2, Resident Evil 1 & 2, Independance Day, Blade 2, American Pie 1 & 2, Battle Royale, The Ring, Jeepers Creepers, Shaun Of The Dead, Simple Lies, Dead Poets Society, Swing Kids, The English Patient, The Frighteners, Back To The Future Trilogy, & The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy.

Would have had a a baybay list here (all my fav actors) but it would just take too long so in no real order here's the main ones: Danny John Jules David Tennant, Alan Tudyk, Robert Sean Leonard, Michael J Fox, Aidan McArdle, Eric Szmanda, Matthew Peryy and Richard Hammond.

Fan fiction writer people worth a mention:

Alex/Boogle: A very pushy insane person! and my number one Cat/Kira fan, she is fantastic and her fics are wacky! She also has a rather questionable relationship with her shy green hat Gerald.

Bex/SunriseOverTheTangoFactoy: Funny, Craig Charles obsessed freind who'd like to stab Kochanski from Red Dwarf and Kelly from Corrie for repeatedly hitting/hurting/scolding/bullying/etc... Her one and only baybay! (If you don't count her poor boyfriend who puts up with and even encourages her fanatical obsession!)

Sian/Smeggingitlarge: A great friend and my 'Spiritu@l Twin' - We spend a lot of time chatting on MSN, and talking about our fav music (Like Backyard Babies & Sugarcult) & baybays (name for actors/characters we adore). I'd like to say I look forward to reading more of her fics, but shehas a little problem called 'Perminant Writing Block'.

Laura/RedDwarfAddic:Lister/Rimmer bullier and modest writer, though she ignores Cat too much! As she knows to her detriment (forced quarentine 3 chapters) Cat should be ignored at own risk! She's also a fun person to hang out with and shares my love for David Tennant! So check out her Doctor Who stories too...If you don't mind masses of gore, blood and situations over and over where The Doctor nearly dies...

Robyn/RimmersLittleVoodooDoll: Is really cool, does great stories, is same ages as me yet older than me in many ways (she doesn't get up at 3am to make noodles for a start) but really needs to finish her story Life At The End Of The Universe hint HINT!

Ellie ET: Only other continious Cat writer but she veers off to Lister/Cat slash stuff - it's still good it's still good! I love her lil one shots as they always make me cringe but then smile.

Other writers are around that I should mention, but I can't really remember them all right now, so just check out my fav authors list - It's easier.

Fav Pairings
Red Drawf:

Cat/OC (Kira especially!)
Lister/OC (NOT Rimmer - and preferably not Kris)
Rimmer/OC (NOT Lister!)

Lost:
Sayid/Shannon
Sayid/Danielle
Sawyer/Kate
Jin/Sun

10th Kingdom:
Wolf/Virginia

Farscape:
John Crichton/Aeryn Sun
Crais/Aeryn Sun

Resident Evil:
Carlos/Jill
Leon/Claire

CSI:
Greg Sanders/David Hodges (Odd pairing I know, but I like it)
David Hodges/Jacqui Franco
Catherine Willows/Warrick Brown
Sara Sidle/Greg Sanders (sometimes)

I like other pairings too, but they are mostly unsual slash ones for the techs, so I won't bother mentioning them

Cat/Kira Series

I have a series of fics - the Cat/Kira series or Dimension 666 as I sometimes call it. As the actual order can get a bit confusing I'm gonna write the timeline order of fics here, this will change slightly if I add more one shots/short stories set earlier on in the timeline.

0. Savings & Sacrifices - This is number '0' as it is set before 'Stasis Survivor' and there isn't any Cat or actual Cat/Kira pairing - But Kira is featured in one of the flashbacks which is quite key to the plot.

1. 'Stasis Survivor'

2. 'The Reliant'

3. 'Realisations'

4. 'Reality Awaits'

5. 'The Frozen Woman'

6. 'Judgement Day'

7. 'Matter Of Birth & Death'

8. 'Reflections'

9. 'Robot Wars RD Style'

10. 'Kidnapped'

11. 'Drunken Philosophy'

12. Cat/Kira alternate series 7/8 series - To Be Written

Monologue Series

I also have a small series of monologues for the more obscure characters on Red Dwarf:
(In no particular order)

The Dog's Monologue
Mister Flibble Monologue
Waxy Monologue
Kill Crazy's Monologue
Frankie's Monologue
Talkie Monologue

Update On Ongoing Fics

Deep Space Creeper - Fandom = Red Dwarf/Jeepers Creepers Crosover, Status - Being updated slowly, but don't expect much than an odd chapter every other week. (Priotiry - 3)

Perfect Defect - Fandom = Red Dwarf, Status - HA! I do want to finish this fic but right now it's progress is pretty much dead. (Priority - 7)

Vita Amici - Fandom = Red Dwarf, Status - See 'Perfect Defect' (Priority - 8)

Red Dwarf: The Musical - Fandom = Red Dwarf, Status - Not sure, will start writing this one again, but if i'm not careful it could become like Perfect Defect/Vita Amici (Priority - 4)

Resident Evil: Escape - Fandom = Resident Evil, Status - I do intend on continuing this fic soon, I'm just slowly editing a bit and such like, plus it's also pretty low down on my priority list (Priority - 5)

Tomb Raider: The Hidden Secret - Fandom = Tomb Raider, Status - See 'Resident Evil: Escape' (Priority - 6)

Stripped Bare - Fandom = CSI, Status - In progress. I'm still updating this one, so it will start to develop soon. (Priority - 2)

Swami Hats & Stolen Coffee AKA It Began With A Bet - Fandom = CSI, Status - Deffo in progress. It was supposed to be a one shot, but turned into a whole story arc so the title Swami Hats & Stolen Coffee is now the first chapter title, and 'It Began With A Bet' is the main story title. Will probably edit that bit on the site soon, but this fic is also being posted at LJ labrats community now too. (Priority - 1)

Hmmm, Only 8 unfinished published fics, not as bad as I thought...

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Hidden Depths by cazflibs reviews
Rimmer and Lister are paired together on a CANARY mission. However, the bickering soon has to stop when their lives are put in danger... COMPLETE
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,474 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D. - Complete
Something Unpredictable by Lamminator reviews
IanOC. What if Ian had a woman on his team? A woman very important to Ian...I'm sure it'll be better than my crappy summary
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,375 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Ian H. - Complete
So Good to be Seen by LaNinaDeBaguio reviews
People notice you when you least expect it. Kelsi practically pushed Ryan and his sister out of the limelight or at least she helped. She's always been desperate for Ryan's attention. What happens when she actually gets it? NOW COMPLETE!
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,831 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
My Tofurky by sausuge reviews
JD and his friends, thanks to some unfortunate circumstances, all get some time to reflect on their lives, and find out what they are thankful for. [Thanksgiving fic] YAY! IT'S OVER!
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,060 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/16/2006 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Complete
The Man Behind The Mask by Courtnerrr reviews
Chad has a secret, how long can he keep this secret from his friends? [Chapter3Up]
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 8/14/2006
True Love by CountryGirl914 reviews
So this is what it’s supposed to feel like. WilsonCuddy.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2006 - J. Wilson, L. Cuddy - Complete
Killer by Storm Silverhand reviews
A one shot set after Post Mortem.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Greg S. - Complete
Sanctuary by shacky20 reviews
Can Nick help Greg find his safe place once again? Angst, Postep for Post Mortem
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
Not as sexy as by hoarder reviews
A boredom fuelled parody.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
Mr Flibble His Own Story by Garry2rs reviews
What is Mr Flibble's back story? Where did he come from? Where is he now? Is this story going to answer those questions?
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Rimmer, A. - Complete
Blinded by the White Light by Miroslav reviews
Five ways Hodges didn't freak out after Fannysmackin'. HodgesSanders
CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Greg S., David H. - Complete
Always Tomorrow by Makai Goddess Ookami reviews
It was a pity Bobby, Wendy and the others weren’t there, because it was quite a party when the nurse had to call in reinforcements to get them to leave. [D. Hodges x Greg S.]
CSI - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Greg S., David H. - Complete
Chemical Reactions by Makai Goddess Ookami reviews
Greg Sanders. David Hodges. They were just two people living in Seattle with nothing in common, but by the time Las Vegas came around, they’d known each other forever.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Greg S., David H. - Complete
The Fine Art Of Falling Apart by spacemonkey69 reviews
Chandler's sick, and he needs their help. Chapter Four up, please read and review. RR, possible Mondler...we'll see!
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,096 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 8/14/2006
Transitions by singingstarryknights reviews
He thought he'd lost her. She never realized how much she needed him. GregSara.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,544 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/17/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Greg S., Sara S. - Complete
Conflict with the Others by hjr reviews
This story is a continuation of the events at the end of Exodus. After being kidnappeed, Walt is forced to work in underground mines for the Others, and is helped throughout by Alex, another prisoner in this story.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 73,758 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Walt, Alex - Complete
Too Good To Be by x.Sess.x.Satan.x reviews
An initially simple romance develops into something much more serious, and much more destructive.WilsonxForeman.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2006 - J. Wilson, E. Foreman
Her Dream come True by Dreamer fishin for stars reviews
Taylor is deeply in love with Chad, but he seems not to care. Now she has a secret admierer. Chad claims he knows, but won't tell. Will Taylor be able to figure it out, or will Chad finally tell her who it is?
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Complete
No Regrets by OwlinAutumn reviews
No one should wake David Hodges from a well earned sleep ... unless it's for a good reason.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,761 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Greg S., David H. - Complete
Sharing Oneself by Naruka reviews
SLASH! DON'T LIKE DON'T READ... After a year of trying Greg decides to give up on pursuing David. David realizes the man's feelings are geniune and decides to pursue him.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,077 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2006 - David H., Greg S. - Complete
Apocalypse, How? by Anonaficcer reviews
AU: Is it the world ending, or is Logan hallucinating? Veronica Mars, Zombies
Veronica Mars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Logan, Veronica
The Way Forward by Baker Lutgens reviews
Blake is dead. The survivors of Gauda Prime are struggling to rebuild their lives and find a future and struggling with revelations about Blake. How will they regain their footing and become a team again?
Blakes 7 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 92,856 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 7/8/2006
Locker Room Madness by grillows.x3.forever reviews
Greg gets stuck in a locker... then something a little random happens... but hey i'm random. Just a short little, slightly funny thing.Grillows, kinda GregSara
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Greg S., Catherine W. - Complete
The Banana by FantasySci5 reviews
The Banana from the 2nd series meets the crew face to face. It's ALIVE! Or is it! Where did it come from! It wasn't there 1st series! Where did it go! It wasn't there in the 3rd series!My reasons for the MANY changes between the 2nd and 3rd Series!UPDATED
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,327 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005
A Delicate Matter by jaygoose reviews
Bobby finally names his cat. [HodgesDawson]
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/28/2006 - David H., Bobby D. - Complete
The Last of the Summer Whine by G.L. Hart reviews
Join the three Yorkshire men as they try to relax with an Author writing them into many situations. ON HIATUS AS OF NOW!
TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 3/11/2006
Second Redemption by DracoSeven reviews
Post Gauda Prime. Vila and Avon make an attempt to steal a replacement for the Liberator.
Blakes 7 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,712 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete
Pregnancy Test by The Sarcastic Typo reviews
You're either pregnant or dating James Wilson,' House said, his smirk widening. Slash. WilsonForeman.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2006 - E. Foreman, J. Wilson - Complete
a sticky situation by boogle reviews
A strange ship wants to board with red dwarf. The crew give the go ahead, but is there more than Peter Andre singing robots onboard? And what happens when Rimmer makes some really stupid mistakes? poor Lister and Cat...
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,196 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/25/2006 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A.
Love Struck Romeo by Ijemanja reviews
Cuddy's on a date, Wilson's depressed, and House just wants to watch TV. CuddyWilson.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2006 - L. Cuddy, J. Wilson - Complete
Affirmation by Makai Goddess Ookami reviews
They started off rough, arguing every other minute. Yet, somehow, they've made it as a couple that dies whenever they're apart.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,350 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/11/2006 - David H., Greg S. - Complete
Pure And Simple Insanity by Sunrise over the Tango Factory reviews
Lister’s appointment with the ship's counsellor doesn’t go as well as he’d hoped. How can he possibly prove he’s sane when the Doctors the one having a breakdown? One shot
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Lister, D. - Complete
Subjective Reasoning by The Sarcastic Typo reviews
Greg's talking can get annoying, but David finds it tolerable for more than one reason. GregDavid.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Greg S., David H. - Complete
Cotton Candy Baby by Ivory Novelist reviews
House. Wilson. Baby. From the nutter who brought you STUMBLE. HouseWilson friendship. Pointless fluff. Please Read and Review.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,976 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 7/7/2005
The Ways of Politics by Caster reviews
Boredom leads to conversations. Conversations lead to ideas. Ideas lead to action. [DavidxGreg]
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,979 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2005 - David H., Greg S. - Complete
Wandering Souls by Sassy Lil Scorpio reviews
-The Skeleton Key- Her heart was in the right place, but her body was not… A set of double drabbles about the stories of Caroline, Luke, Ben, Violet, Papa Justify, and Mama Cecile. Mystery, deceit, soul-snatching, and hoodoo lay ahead.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Complete
The Amazing Spiderman by Cevvie reviews
Ronnie has gotten Hodges and Archie into something, will everything go as planned?
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Greg S., David H. - Complete
Leave A Message by Daeleniel Shadowphyre reviews
Slash, New Series: Unusual phone messages, and the unusual feelings they conjure in the recipient.
Tomorrow People - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Complete
Persuasion by The Sarcastic Typo reviews
Greg plays dirty. GregHodges slash.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Greg S., David H. - Complete
When Life Gives You Lemons by MagickalStar135 reviews
Julie wants a divorce and Wilson agrees but he's suffering and his job is compromised. But that's not what really hurts him, his friendship with House is suffering too. NO SLASH
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,343 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 7/8/2005
Quite ignorant by boogle reviews
QIRed Dwarf crossover. Apologies once again for writing crap at unholy hours.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Rimmer, A., Cat
Happily Ever After? by Amazon Sorceress reviews
Trouble has fallen in the 9 kingdoms, and the only key to winning was lost 20 years ago. Now Virginia's son, Wolfe, is searching to find this Precious jewel and save his home, before it is to late. PLEASE REVIEW! Chapter TEN up!
10th Kingdom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/21/2005 - Published: 7/27/2004
Changed by Cevvie reviews
Hodges thinks back over what happened when Greg offered to cook for him. GregHodges. Spoilers from Who Shot Sherlock onwards.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Greg S., David H. - Complete
Alone in Love by mysticalweather reviews
Wilson works over time and struggles with his strained marriage. WilsonCuddy WilsonJulie
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Complete
Warning the rest of the title didn't fit by Sarcastic Realist reviews
Cuddy's tired and hears an odd conversation coming from House's office... hehehe
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2005
New Body, Same SmegHead by Sgt.S.Pepper reviews
Just a little babble after Rimmer gets his hard light bee. Shows abit of Lister and Rimmer friendship. Dedicated to Boogle.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D.
Havoc Wreaking by Kilrez reviews
The day was slow and House was bored, so he used it to explore this recent gem of knowledge that had come to his attention'
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Complete
Post Apocalyptic Royston Vasey by elven-emma reviews
As the name suggests this is the League of Gentlemen after the brush with the end of the world. Now that the writers are dead the world is their own however one writer survived...
British Comedy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 7/28/2005
Resident evil: revenge by Cityofangels reviews
Alice is fighting the Tvirus that is trying to take control of her mind, and she isn’t the only one who managed to escape from Umbrella’s wrath.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2005
Metaphysics by extrabitter reviews
While House hovered between life and death at PPTH, where was Wilson? HouseWilson friendship. Rated T to be on the safe side, no language or sexual content. One shot, complete.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Complete
Never Realised by Cathleen18 reviews
Greg wonders why he's never seen it before. HodgesGreg.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2005 - David H., Greg S. - Complete
The David Lister song by boogle reviews
Well this is the David Lister song, hence the title. He felt left out that Rimmer had a munchkin song in 'Blue', so I wrote him one! enjoy x.x JUST ADDED: The Cat song! yippee! same thing with Cat instead :D
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Lister, D., Cat - Complete
What Goes Around, Comes Around by CriesofCapricorn reviews
An Angel Season 5 crossover with Coupling post Jeff’s departure. What if Jeff was transferred to L.A. from his job in London and met Spike? They moan about their miserable luck with women, etc. Will Spike influence Jeff's luck? And vice versa? Pure Humor.
TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/15/2005
Tell Me by Tea-Cub reviews
Cat and Lister share a conversation. It just happens to be a little different.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Cat, Lister, D.
Deadlier than the male by Sunrise over the Tango Factory reviews
A seemingly empty derelict brings a little more than extra supplies to Lister’s life. Problem is, it’s just out of his reach and it's teasing him. Complete.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,237 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
Mr Flibble Finds Love by Sunrise over the Tango Factory reviews
Everyone’s favourite evil puppet is lonely...isn’t there someone out there he can love?
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/16/2005 - Complete
Love and Lies by x.Sess.x.Satan.x reviews
Formerly 'Professor Rimmer'. Rimmer finds himself in the centre of a complicated love triangle. Much more complicated than he could imagine.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,639 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Rimmer, A. - Complete
Interrogation by purple-goose reviews
Post rescue. Shannon and Sayid. The survivors are rescued and on a ship back to civilization. A past must be addressed before they can move on.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,343 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Sayid, Shannon - Complete
Progression by Cathleen18 reviews
Things between Greg and Hodges progress. HodgesGreg.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2005 - David H., Greg S. - Complete
Rules of Attraction by pancakesareking reviews
GregHodges [slash] It's like Cinderella. Only with alcohol and hair gel.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2005 - David H., Greg S.
LOST love by A Bleeding Rose reviews
The gang have been marooned on the island for a month. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! Everyone else is still the same with the same love-triangle things for the most part. Enjoy!
Lost - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 37,645 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/25/2005 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Sayid
Looking Back by angel-death-dealer reviews
Riley looks back on his adventures with two certain children, and looks forward to the adventures of his own child. Lots of funny references. COMPLETED
National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Complete
The Departmental Affair A Yes Minister fic by ClaireRickman reviews
A new "boy" starts work in the DAA. Life will never be the same for Jim, Sir Humphrey and perhaps most of all Bernard! (Complete!x)
British Comedy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,392 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 9/1/2004 - Complete
50 Ways to Die in Space by Sephiroth1987 reviews
Lister is sat at his console writing a guide on how to die. Everyone is in the background commenting as he writes, arguements and swearing ensues.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/16/2004
A Terrible Thing To Waste by MizJoely reviews
After the events of Sarcophagus, Cally is having nightmares...and so is Avon. One Shot Story, AvonCally. Originally published in Southern 7 issue 8 May 1994. Artwork by Kerr Avonsen.
Blakes 7 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,881 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2004 - [Avon, Cally] - Complete
Steve and Lily: A Historical Romance by Rainne reviews
Dodgeball Gee, what do you think it's about? Rated for some rough language and actions and a touch of sexuality. Review if you like it.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,860 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/5/2004 - Complete
Beepbeepbeep! by StarQuality reviews
A text message can go a long way.
British Comedy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/22/2003 - Complete
The Killer Sock by Rhi reviews
"I don't want you to panic, Arn, but it does appear there's a very tiny possibility that there may very well in all likelihood possibly be a non-human life form on board." "You mean like last time, when it turned out to be one of Lister's socks?"
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/8/2002 - Published: 11/26/2002 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A.
A Small Space by Holosmeg reviews
Another small "Trapped Together" piece. R&R please, I am open to suggestions for my third one. Though flames will be severely dampened.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/31/2002
Trapped Together by Holosmeg reviews
A Brief, simple piece exploring relationships. Will become a series. Based on a quote from Chris Barrie. R&R please
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/31/2002
I Never Thought... by cazflibs reviews
Many decades have passed for the Dwarfers, and things have changed a lot. People change, ideas change, relationships change, but love will never change. The time has come for one of the Dwarfers...
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,922 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/24/2002
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It Began With A Bet reviews
Fic begining is set during 'A Night At The Movies', and follows a AU relationship between our lovely labrats, Jacqui and David
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,930 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 11/8/2006 - David H.
Negotiating With Fruit reviews
One shot thing where The Doctor pursuades an alien not to invade Earth...I apologise Blame Lar and the plot bunnies of randomness
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/24/2006 - Complete
Master Of Homework Avoidance reviews
Written due to lack of sleep & 2 hours of english work, set probably before end of series 2. also features me & Sian too as she stayed up all night chatting with me & listening to ISIHAC
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
Too Many Tme Machines reviews
Just a bit of mostly harmless fun involving the RD characters, Bex, Lar, Sian, me and waaaay too many time machines than any fic should be allowed to have.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Complete
Hobby Room Chat reviews
one shot set in series 8. Conversation & friendship fic for Krissy & Cat. More angsty than intended, but I did write it at 3:30am, so also sorry for any OOCness etc...
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Cat, Kristine K. - Complete
Whole New Dimension Of Weird reviews
Sorry, it started off as an idea of what if some of the characters found out about somehow turned into this. Characters in fic are 4 of our labrats: Bobby, Archie, Hodges and Henry
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Archie J., David H. - Complete
Stripped Bare reviews
The team try to solve 2 crimes. Case 1. A man killed in a car crash seems an accident, but Gil Nick & Greg soon see not it's not that simple. Case 2, Cath Warrick & Sara investigate a stripper's murder
CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 11/10/2006
Trip To Munchkin Land reviews
Little One Shot adventure of what happens to The Doctor and Rose on the way to a 'The Who' concert. Not to be taken seriously at all...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Complete
Deep Space Creeper reviews
JC and RD crossover, should be ok after a few chapters...
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 10/11/2005
Rose's Birthday reviews
A little random fic about what happens when Rose & The Doctor go to visit Jackie near Rose's birthday. Mostly about The Doctor having to help out Jackie get ready for a 'suprise' birthday party much to his disgust
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/10/2006 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Complete
Cliches reviews
A drabble fic from the mind of Bobby Dawson, about what he thinks of the CSI's, his job and more specifically The other lab rats that are his friends.
CSI - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Bobby D., David H. - Complete
The Day The Lab Turned Gay reviews
Mainly Greg & Hodges, but there are...other minor pairings listed inside. I'm really sorry for writing this but I had insomnia, a bad idea and it just had to be written
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Greg S., David H. - Complete
Trying Times reviews
Epilogue now up. Fic is completed, and If anyone wants a brief summery Ship is attacked, Lister and Kryten die, Rimmer and Cat become friends, Cat falls in love with blond, skip 10 years, they try to fix the time line you know, the classic story
Red Dwarf - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,171 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Cat, Rimmer, A. - Complete
ZK's Return reviews
Made up because I was Bored, set before Kryten joined... So series 1,2 ish. Some bits funnier if read by RD Web Board members...Perhaps.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
The Mission reviews
Tiny one shot set some time in series 7, nothing major Inspired by ranty Sian and her love of a certain type of biscuit.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Lister, D., Cat - Complete
Not Perfect reviews
Coronation Street fic. A drabble one shot from the POV of Lloyd Mullaney. Set in 2006, a little bit after he found out about Steve & Kelly's one night stand.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
Mister Flibble Monologue reviews
Just a one shot monologue for Mister Flibble as the title says... I'd also like to apologise in advance for the fic, it just appeared on the word doc in front of me completly random.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Complete
The Frozen Woman reviews
Written on a whim, completly random Cat one shot. Turns a little angsty and into a Cat & Kira universe fic.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Cat - Complete
Can't Be reviews
Little drabble fic set during The Impossible Planet, from the first person POV of Scooti Manista as she sees the demonic Toby Zed on the planet's surface.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Complete
Judgement Day reviews
One shot Cat fic set in episode 2 of series 5 The Inquisitor. Extended discussion between Cat & Inqisitor about whether Cat had led a meaningful and useful existance. Set in Cat & Kira universe.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Cat - Complete
Should We, Shouldn't We? reviews
A one shot fic set during The Impossible Planet, a conversation beteen Ida Scott, Science Officer, and Danny Bartock, Ethics Committee.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete
Empty Threats reviews
A one shot conversation between Wilson & House about the latter's addiction. No slash!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/29/2006 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Take Things Slow reviews
Well this is a CxL fic... Yes you read right people... I can't believe I've written this... But I have...
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Cat, Lister, D. - Complete
The Red Dwarf Crew reviews
Just a poem I randomly wrote.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Complete
The Kristine Kochanski Song reviews
A daft, stupid little poem song to the Rimmer Munchkin song, about Krissy. Apologies to all Krissy fans.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Kristine K. - Complete
Vita Amici reviews
Well I thought this up in the early hours the other night, mostly because of insmonia and a noodle,orangeade fueled hyperness state. Bit of a RD,Friends,Coupling,Other stuff mix... Whatever...
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,467 - Reviews: 32 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/19/2006 - Published: 10/10/2005
Silently Crying reviews
A Sad, kinda angsty song fic from Lister's POV after Kochanski dumped him.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Lister, D., Kristine K. - Complete
The Perfect Defect reviews
Story of Rosemary a member of Rimmerworld, and then what happens to a certain new addition of the Red Dwarf crew when they arrive to save Rimmer. Chapter 12 now up!
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,714 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/27/2006 - Published: 8/7/2005
Being Alone reviews
Just a one chapter piece of Rimmer angst... [Rated T for... No real reason]
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Rimmer, A. - Complete
Back To School reviews
A love story for Mike and Sian [my friend] sorry this summary is rubbish, but if you want to check it out, you can, if you don't, don't. [FINAL CHAPTER UP!]
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,110 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/27/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Savings & Sacrifices reviews
Story related to the Cat & Kira series, though Cat isn't even in this! Is really a Rimmer, and Lister story, set before the accident that killed the crew, AND in series 8. Final chapter now up.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/26/2006 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D. - Complete
Resident Evil: Escape reviews
Set at the same time as Resident Evil: Apocalypse, with alternate characters, though some make an appearence like Payton, Carlos, etc... and some of the more minor characters like the cinema roof sniper, & the zombie dad's kid become central characters
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 4/20/2006
Tomb Raider: The Hidden Secret reviews
Based on the movies, set just after the second film ends. Will be based more around Hillary and Bryce though Lara will feature quite a bit. Basically the guys are gonna go on holiday, uncover a quest and go adventuring without Lara.
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/31/2006
Trials Of A Plushie Snowbunny reviews
Second neopet poem I wrote ages ago, this one is about Katy the plushie snowbunny, and it's kinda just a short story told in poetry form.
Neopets - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Complete
Ode To Gruslens reviews
A poem I wrote years ago when I first started properly writing, As the title says it's about Gruslens.
Neopets - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Complete
Deep Thought reviews
Quick Rimmer one shot set a week after 'Out Of Time' Kinda rambly, and NO CAT! gasp, shock, faint
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Rimmer, A. - Complete
Bingo Then Bust reviews
Set in series 8, just a quick Rimmer & Lister bunkroom sketch.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
Waxy Monologue reviews
Just a short, random monologue fic from the POV of... A tube of leg wax...
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Complete
The Birthday Party reviews
Just a random little fic I've written for Alex on her birthday
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Complete
The Dog's Monologue reviews
A little fic of rubbish from the POV of The Dog from the female Red Dwarf universe.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
Curiosity reviews
Set during the events of Last Human In episode 2, just after Cat found his own head.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Cat, Kristine K. - Complete
Lloyd's New Year reviews
Set on New Years Eve of 2005 to 2006, A Coronation Street fan fic mostly about Lloyd, Kelly and Eileen, with other character cameos Just a piece of fun really.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Complete
Kill Crazy's Monologue reviews
A monologue from Kill Crazy's POV and fills us in on his thoughts and his background.
Red Dwarf - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
The Other Side Of The Linkway reviews
Just a one shot from Holo Lister's POV about loosing Kochanksi, then a conversation with him & Cat in 3rd person.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Lister, D., Cat - Complete
Frankie's Monologue reviews
A little one shot story from Frankie the pregnant cat's POV.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Complete
Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition reviews
Something thought up in the very early hours when sleep would not come to me. A Red Dwarf fic but in this category because of cameos from many sketches. ...ZK Points to Monty Python title as example...
British Comedy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,678 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Complete
Talkie Monologue reviews
Well it's a monologue... By Talkie... Was very bored. Was a one shot but Sian is pursasive. COMPLETED!
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Complete
Robot Wars RD Style reviews
The crew are bored and challenge each other to a robot building,fighting contest...But does anything run smoothly? Is a Cat,Kira,Dani fic,It's straight after Reflections, still before kidnapped and if you think its rubbish beware zombification! COMPLETED
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,866 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/12/2005 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Cat - Complete
Through Another's Eyes reviews
Set in series 2, body swapping and weird enemies involved oh and lots yummy angst in between the comedy. Rated T for flexability. COMPLETED... I think
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,708 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Complete
Drunken Philosophy reviews
Lots of the Drunkenness. Not so much of the philosophy. Very bad one shot written at 11pm. Most mistakes intentional... COMPLETED
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Complete
Reflections reviews
4 Parter CatKiraDani fiction reflecting on Cat's emotions from just after Kira's trip to stasis, set just before Kidnapped. COMPLETED!
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Cat - Complete
Red Dwarf The Musical reviews
Ok so the musical of Red Dwarf, set between series's 5 and 6 telling the story of what they were doing when the lost Red Dwarf, etc... some songs will be borrowed some will be my own warped rubbish...
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2005
RD Comedy Scene reviews
Just a comedy hopefully comedy anyway sketch I wrote to apply as a comedy writer to Tuta's site. COMPLETED
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Complete
Saying Sorry reviews
One Shot CatLister story set during Terrorform. Sorry for the terrible title but it's hard to think creative story naming at almost 12:30am. COMPLETED
Red Dwarf - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Cat, Lister, D. - Complete
Polymorph II Parody reviews
This Parody Fan Fiction Comes with it's own Goverment Health Warning Read At Your Own Risk... COMPLETED... Sequals may follow if I get hyper, bored and ill enough
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Complete
Attack Of The Masked Potatoes reviews
Lister left a snack behind before he went into stasis, is he and the others now going to become the snack? COMPLETED
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Cat, Lister, D. - Complete
Kidnapped reviews
Cat and Kira are blissfully happy, Dani is 3 weeks old, and life aboard Starbug is as normal as it's going to get, but of couse nothing last's for long with GELF's about... COMPLETED
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,264 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Cat - Complete
Death Of A Crewmate reviews
The crew meet a strange wibbly wobbly thing in space whilst exploring in Starbug, it passes through the vessel, doing something extremly strange and bad to Cat and Lister, what will happen to them now? COMPLETED
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Cat, Lister, D. - Complete
Matter Of Birth & Death reviews
5th CatKira story so new readers to my series should really read the other 4 first: Crew crash land on planet Cat needs to find an antodote for Kira who has been in stasis,8 months pregnant since series 2. COMPLETED
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,445 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Cat - Complete
Thoughts Of Doctor Who On Rose's Disintegration reviews
What the Doctor may have thought when he saw Rose supposedly disintegrated. COMPLETED
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Complete
Reality Awaits reviews
5 Years after the crew go into stasis to wait for Holly and Red Drawf to reverse out of the meteor belt. Blue Midget is crashed, could Cat and Kira be dead? COMPLETED
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Cat - Complete
Realisations reviews
An unlikly crew member helps to save the day as an abandon ship warning is issued jPst to Red Drawf accidently entering a very dense meteor field. plz read and review. COMPLETED
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Cat - Complete
The Reliant reviews
Set a few weeks after Kira joins the crew. Red Drawf lot find a 24th century cargo ship abandoned, go investigate get attacted by Compuer. Some of the crew get infected with a virus. Up to the others to save the day in time. COMPLETED
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,829 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Cat - Complete
Stasis Survivor reviews
Story based more around The Cat, set in series 2, between Stasis Leak and Queeg. Please R&R my first story. COMPLETED
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Cat - Complete