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Author has written 1 story for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hi. Um I don't write often but I've been told I'm good at it. By teachers and friends. I'm in the 10th grade so the promises of when I'll update aren't certain. Sorry but I can't always be counted on. I'm definitely not ready for uni/college so I'm trying to work myself to the bone. It's not working. Lord help me. Also I often say I'm part demon and I'm pretty sure some of my friends believe me. For those who have watched Hetalia I am most certainly Russia. Childlike but with a hint of death. I am a Realist because Optimism is overrated. My ancestry is French (mom), German (dad), Irish (dad), British (dad), Scottish (dad). But I am still pure Canadian. So yes I am incidentally going to base a lot of things around Canada.

My Obsessions

Hetalia - Just all of it

Sword Art Online

Fullmetal Alchemist - All of it

Gravity Falls

Star vs the Forces of Evil

Assassination Classroom

Puns!

Voltron - VLD and the 80's

If I remember any others I'll add them.

And now my stories.

(Ir)Rational Fears : more or less complete : Just about Canada actually being kind of scary. I had fun writing it. I might write something else for it but for now it's complete.

I love constructive criticism.

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Old, New, Borrowed, Blue by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
Antonio and Lovi are getting married! Of course, this is Pleasantville, so things aren't going to go smoothly at all. What would be the fun in that? Gen!flip AU. Part of the Pleasantville Series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 184,802 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/19/2021 - Published: 10/10/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, France, Prussia, Spain
Letters from War by ScarletRedfox reviews
Winry Rockbell, a succesfull engineer and independent woman, admired and loved by many for her work and her personality. Edward Elric, a hardened soldier deployed at the borders of Drachma and Amestris, partaking in a war he never wished to occur, fighting against people he didn't want to hurt. Put those two together and you have a ticking time bomb...or a beautiful disaster HIATUS
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 167,142 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 2/7/2019 - Published: 10/17/2016 - [Edward E., Winry R.] [Greed, OC]
Recovering the Broken Pieces by AShipperWithNoLife reviews
After having his memory erased by scientists, something his ex-boss ordered them to do, America views humans as terrible creatures whose only intention is to hurt him. Most nations believe he's a lost cause, but England and Canada still have hope. It isn't easy to help someone who's feral restore their memory, though.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,829 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/3/2018 - Published: 2/28/2017 - England/Britain, America, Russia, Canada
As Color Fades Away by IcyPanther reviews
"There is no escape for you, Paladin," Haggar whispered, voice echoing from from the very depths of his mind and filling Lance with a horror and dread he could not begin to describe. "Not from this ship. Not from death." She let out a soft laugh that rang with dark promise. "And especially not from me." / In which Zarkon desires the Black Lion and the Blue Paladin pays the price.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 80 - Words: 469,965 - Reviews: 5503 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 3/7/2017 - Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro, Lance, Hunk - Complete
The Facility by Guardian of the 4th Wall reviews
Koro-sensei is dead. The former students of class E are now the newest students at the Facility, a government run project where the students were forced to learn to kill other assassins. What sort of plans does the government have for the kids who were able to kill the unkillable creature that they let escape? [Begins at an alternative ending to the show] KarXNag TeraXIto RinXChi
Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,803 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/14/2018 - Published: 2/17/2017 - [Karma A., Nagisa S.] [Itona H., Terasaka R.]
The Twins of Vinland by ES1776 reviews
Alfred and Matthew never knew about their first family. They found out about something at a dig however that causes them to think that there might have been one before England and France. rated T to be safe. I do not own cover if it is yours and you want me to remove it I will.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/14/2017 - Published: 1/23/2017 - America, Canada, Finland, Sweden
Right Kind Of Wrong by bookishgypsy reviews
Beca needs a job. Jesse needs an assistant. Turns out they need each other more than they thought. Beca/Jesse. AU.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,616 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/30/2017 - Published: 9/10/2016 - [Beca M., Jesse] - Complete
Purple eyes by BabyAngelStar101 reviews
Madeline was transferred into an academy where it's all boys. She's the kind that finds smiling worthless, this calls for the hero to turn her world around. As soon as he erases the memory of him accidently flipping her skirt. Not to mention maybe competition?(Fem. Canada x America)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,804 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/20/2017 - Published: 3/1/2017 - [America, Canada] - Complete
Reminiscences by Praise's waterfall reviews
(Sequel of Out of Breath) A mysterious boy with no memory from his past had been found in the middle of the sea by a old fisherman. Since, he lives with then under the name of Matthias Kohler. But lately, he's having flashes from events that seems so old. And the sudden cameo of a lot of strangers, will certainly not arrange anything.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,526 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/20/2017 - Published: 1/9/2017 - Denmark
The Flowers of Regret by decoris reviews
One journal. Twenty-five entries. Some written with blood and many with tear stains soaked into the brittle paper. With the demand to find Germany high, and the clock running out of time, will they ever find him? Canon Divergence/ Gerita. *GOING THROUGH REVISION*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 114,711 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 7/1/2016 - [N. Italy, Germany] England/Britain, America
Could You Do It? by Somanyfandoms99 reviews
Romano is dying. He didn't want to believe it at first but after a trip to his personal doctor it's confirmed and he has no idea what to do. He knows it will hurt Feliciano and Antonio to know the truth but with eight months Romano wants to make it good and be pleasant but will Antonio, along with all the other Nations, find out before Romano goes?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,313 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/26/2017 - Published: 11/20/2016 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Distrust and Destruction by shickzander reviews
This is the story of a clash between worlds, of a battle between good and evil. It's the story of the 2p! Countries' attack on their counterparts. But mostly, it's the story of Matt and Matthew Williams. (Copied from my Wattpad where all my good stories are. 10/10 would recommend just reading there)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2017 - [Canada, Prussia] [France, England/Britain]
Fading Away by MaplePucks reviews
It won't be long. Months. Maybe weeks. Canada is dreading the day, dreading the tomorrow he'll wake up and his Prussia won't be there. Smiling, saying everything was awesome. The symptoms have started, bruises that won't heal, blackouts, lost trains of thought. How much longer would it be?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/31/2016 - [Canada, Prussia] - Complete
To Paint the Sky by decoris reviews
You've always been told your paintings are great—that you would be rich one day. You don't understand. They are so ugly to you. And then you meet Feliciano. And even on those warm, starless nights with him, you can't help but feel alone next to him. Gerita / very long one-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,378 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/18/2016 - [Germany, N. Italy] Prussia - Complete
Schemes by akakawaii reviews
Schemes have always been something Class 3-E excelled at whether it came to making them or executing them, for assassination or just to beat Class A at things. But when the class notices the feelings of the devilish redhead toward a certain androgynous boy, they try to help him out whenever they can by carrying out schemes to help Karma conquer Nagisa's heart.
Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,027 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 11/17/2016 - Published: 7/7/2016 - [Nagisa S., Karma A.] 3-E Students
The Assassin with the Heart of Gold by Melissa McEagle reviews
It's been eight years since Shiota Nagisa last stepped foot in Japan. But when his job as an assassin brings him back to his home country, everything is not as it seems. When the job goes awry, can Class E reunite in time to save him?
Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,811 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 9/11/2016 - Published: 6/1/2015 - [Nagisa S., Karma A.] Kayano K., 3-E Students
Smile Like You Mean It by CarnalCoast reviews
The chronicles of Karma and Nagisa desperately trying to raise their child in the best way they can. (Sequel to My Better Half)
Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室 - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,627 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/19/2015 - Published: 9/4/2015 - [Karma A., Nagisa S.] OC, 3-E Students
My Better Half by CarnalCoast reviews
The chronicles of Karma and Nagisa's relationship as it grows into something beautiful. (Manga spoilers)
Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 49,316 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 7/20/2015 - Published: 6/21/2015 - [Karma A., Nagisa S.] - Complete
Welcome to the Countries' Cafe! by theatrenerd4 reviews
There's a new hot waiter at Matthew's favorite Cafe. And YAY! Matthew makes a friend, for once because of his stupid, annoying brother. PruCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/31/2015 - America, Canada, Prussia, Cuba - Complete
The Contract by Roxi2Star reviews
Neko!Prussia, aliens, weird crap, rocks. Uke!Prussia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,731 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
The HalfCountry Alchemist by Roxi2Star reviews
It's Ed, Al and Winry's second year at Hogwarts and everyone is coming back! But this time round the countries of the world are getting involved. Litterly. Sequel to Fullmetal Phoenix. SUPER DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011
Ditches by glassamilk reviews
Prequel to Gutters. In the days leading up to The Calamity, the world braces and families struggle not to be torn apart.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Denmark
To Settle a Debt by Takhissis reviews
"A favor. Simple enough, yes? Generous, even," Truth said, "I will take nothing more from you, save... time. There are other worlds that need saving." FMAxHP. Brotherhood/Manga. OoTP. Rated for language and violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,026 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 1,291 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Edward E.
Enchanted Meetings by Witty Teacup reviews
After the death of his father, Matthew is left all alone. Constantly unnoticed, he desperately searches for someone to hang on to. But when he bumps into an unlikely person, he learns that there's hope for him yet, and find out what love really means.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,462 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
O Canada, Oh joy by PrussianPunkie reviews
An average World Meeting? Hardly, considering a certain Prussian presence. PruCan and other eventual couples. Disclaimer: Character's are property of their original owners, I own nothing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,406 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
I Wanna Keep You by Falsebound Wings reviews
Gilbert works at a concentration camp deep in the heart of Germany. one day a new shipment of humans are brought in and they include a pair of twins. one catches his eye. will Gilbert have a change of heart? Warnings inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,574 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Prussia, Canada
NOT HUMMIN' BUT VIBIN' by Pru-ko reviews
Canada is always ignored, but when Prussia decides to defend him at a meeting, the two become friends, and maybe something more. PrussiaxCanada Rated T for now, may go up in later chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,698 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Prussia, Canada
Message by Rena and her awesome self reviews
Matthew Williams, having nothing to do, goes to a website his brother invited him to. As usual, his existance is almost forgotten- that is until he recieves a certain message, from a certain someone.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,177 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Canada, Prussia
A Frozen Rescue by ItalianLifestyle reviews
Canada has an upsetting encounter during a meeting and leaves only to get caught up in a blizzard and pass out just as he hears a possible rescuer coming his way.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Simple Enough by lyart reviews
They're like a married couple. Except not married–Matthew stands by that, damn it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,944 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Another Way by Island Of the Ships reviews
Ed uses alchemy in Drachma, and suddenly recieves a letter from somewhere called London. Harry Potter/Fullmetal Alchemist crossover. Manga Based. Somewhat HBP compliant. OH HIATUS
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,454 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Edward E.
Forgotten Rain by ShaneXvga reviews
Harry Potter and FMA Crossover. :spolier warning: Ed was transported to Harrys time after stepping through the gate, how do they meet? what happens? Read and Review to find out! Rating may change later...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,353 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Edward E.
Professor Elric Goes to Hogwarts by weebeasty reviews
Edward gets a job as a professor at Howarts. Unfortunatley he gets more than he Bargained for.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,628 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Edward E.
(Ir)Rational Fears reviews
Germany is afraid of Canada. No one knows this. So if Germany gets trapped in a room with Canada… what happens? Good things. Very good things.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Complete