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Joined 05-23-05, id: 818654
Author has written 27 stories for Fruits Basket, Naruto, Peacemaker Kurogane, Pokémon, Ouran High School Host Club, and Scrubs.

NOTICE TO MY READERS: I AM NO LONGER WRITING ANYTHING FRUITS BASKET RELATED (after I finish He is my Master).

Dyeh’s Spiffy-fied Profile!

Name: Dyeh. That’s pronounced Die, by the way.
Age: 16 years of age - but that's prone to change annually on the 9th of March. (xDD I almost wrote anally.)
Gender: I was a girl the last time I checked, but that could have changed. (xDD Like hell that’ll change. I’m a girl, alright.)
Hobbies: Anime, Manga, Writing (of course), Breathing, and just general living.
Fanfiction Friends:

PurpleAjah – One of my best friends, I’d have to say, and this is in real life mind you. We go to school together, and I got her into the spirit of anime and Fanfiction with, you guessed it (especially if you’ve read her Fanfiction xD)... Fruits Basket! She writes great humour stories, and the way they’re written really accentuates her personality. In other words, I can imagine her saying everything in that. It’s really neat, actually.

Lunaarose – Another one of my good friends that lives in the same town as me, but we don’t go to the same school, and she’s a year younger than me. Hrm. Actually, I think I got kicked out of her school on one occasion... oh well. We’re still great friends though, and she lives near a beach. LUCKY BUGGER! But yes, her humour fic is hilarious xD! She hasn’t written anything recently though... poo...

Chanty – Same as Lunaarose, a friend in my home town that’s a year younger than I am and goes to a school that I got kicked out of. She, actually, hasn’t written anything, but she reads everything I write – which makes me happy. She’s completely Sasuke obsessed, which is actually kind’a scary (far more terrifying than my obsession with Itachi), and, for that reason, I wrote all those Sasuke gay fics. Just to piss her off. Because that is my calling. (Don’t fret though, I don’t mean anything by it xDD)

AnimeDreamer240 – Mimi is my only Fanfiction friend from overseas! She lives all the way... across the other side of the world... poor thing. Which means that when it’s... I think it’s 2.00... where I am, it’s like, midnight where she is, which means we only get to talk once or twice a week, and that’s really sad ;-;! We roleplay a lot too; only Fruits Basket, but it’s super fun! We’ve done a Shigure x Kyo roleplay, and now we’re working on a Hatori x Kyo roleplay. I wonder if we could do an Ayame x Kyo one eventually... xDD

Meeksu - Yay! Hideki finally got an account on Fanfiction! Me's so happy! -Clings to Hideki- Now we can be authoring buddies! -Shoves PurpleAjah out of the way- Now then, lets see... challenge fictions... xDD! Just kidding. No, seriously, I wanna be authoring buddies with everybody I know in real life; writing is just so much fun! But, back onto Hideki. I must say, one of my bestest friends in real life, a year younger than me, and spontaneously combusts as easily as I implode n.n! Yay! Imploding!

Random Dyeh Drabble: Yaaaaaaaay! A little bit of drabble space, just for me; I feel so happy! So happy, yay! The fact that I made this profile has nothing to do with it. Nope. Nothing! Anywho, I’m Dyeh, your average 16 year old that resides in Northern Australia, and boy is it hot here... getting past that.

I should probably talk about my stories... so I will. Just to get it out of the way. I write in a parody style, which means that it isn’t descriptive, and if you don’t have background information, you’ll probably suffer. I also like putting the characters in unfortunate situations, or making them do ridiculous things. Hey, it’s fun, okay? I also like writing Shounen-ai, so beware, all you homophobic friends of mine – although, some of them are straight, so don’t fear too badly. Anywho, now that that is out of the way... rambling time!

I updated this for no particular reason, really, although you’ll have noticed that I have categorised my stories, and -gasp- they are in alphabetical order! Oh dear god, I've outdone myself. Oh, all the stories on the coming list are coming; they’re just talking a while to find a way to get out of my brain. They will eventually, especially the Peacemaker Kurogane one.

... I talked about my stories anyway. -Sigh-

Anime that I snuggle: Shaman King, Fruits Basket, s-CRY-ed, DearS, Bleach, Karin, Gravitation, Loveless, Chobits, Inuyasha, Naruto, DN Angel, Full Metal Alchemist, Peacemaker Kurogane, .Hack//Twilight, Berserk, Trigun, Karekano, Someday Dreamers, Doki Doki School Hours, Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi, Rurouni Kenshin/Samurai X, Puni Puni Poemy, Excel Saga – the episode that Key comes in, Crush Gear Turbo, Last Exile, Love Hina, Haibane Renmei, Duel Masters, Miyazaki’s films, Sukisho, One Piece, Zatch Bell, Pokemon (xD), Sorcerer Stabber Orphen, School Rumble, Azumanga Daioh, Get Backers, The Law of Ueki, Pretear, Ghost Hunt, Gravion, Full Metal Panic, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Kyo Kara Maoh, Cowboy Bebop, Black Cat, Happy Lesson, Hellsing, Hikaru no Go, King of Bandit Jing, Trinity Blood, Princess Princess, Puchi Puri Yuushi, Jubei-chan, Gun x Sword, Kino's Journey, Ouran High School Host Club, Gad Guard, Wolf's Rain

Anime that I want to snuggle: Hellsing Ultimate, Gravitation OVA, Puni Puni Poemy II, Heat Guy J, Maburaho.

Anime that I wouldn't snuggle if my life depended on it: Lain, Excel Saga (bar the episode with Key in it), .Hack//Sign.

Manga that I snuggle: Samurai Champloo, Naruto, Karin, Kaze Hikaru, Imon Shinsengumi Peacemaker + Peacemaker Kurogane, Full Metal Alchemist, Chrono Crusade, Kakumei no Hi, Chobits, Rurouni Kenshin, Fruits Basket, Kamichama Karin, Demian Syndrome, Trinity Blood, Blood, Princess Princess, Gravitation, DN Angel, Zatch Bell.

Characters that I snuggle: Itachi (Naruto), Akito (Fruits Basket – the anime), Hao (Shaman King), Byakuya (Bleach), Ren (Karin), Roy (Full Metal Alchemist), Key (Excel Saga), Takeshi (Crush Gear Turbo), Sanji (One Piece), Train (Black Cat), Asou (School Rumble).

Pairings that I snuggle: Kyo x Haru, Kyo x Hatori, Kyo x Shigure, Kyo x Ayame, Yuki x Haru, Yuki x Kakeru, Hiro x Kisa, Kyo x Uo (Fruits Basket); Neji x Sasuke, Sasuke x Hinata, Shino x Hinata, Itachi x Sakura (Naruto); Soubi x Ritsuka (Loveless); Roy x Ed (Full Metal Alchemist);Tetsu x Saya, Suzu x Hikaru (Peacemaker Kurogane); Riku x Sora (Kingdom Hearts); Sanji x Luffy (One Piece), Tamaki x Kyouya, Hikaru x Kaoru, Haruhi x Kyouya, Haruhi x Kaoru (Ouran High School Host Club), JD x Dr Cox, Janitor x JD (Scrubs)

Pairings that I don't snuggle: Kyo x Tohru, Yuki x Tohru, (Fruits Basket); Sasuke x Naruto, Naruto x Hinata, Neji x Tenten, Naruto x Sakura, Sakura x Sasuke, Shikamaru x Temari, Chouji x Shikamaru, (Naruto); Ed x Winry, Ed x Al, Roy x Riza (Full Metal Alchemist); Hijikata x Souji, Yamanami x Akesato (Peacemaker Kurogane), Haruhi x Tamaki, Haruhi x Mori, Haruhi x Hikaru, Haruhi x Mitsukuni (Ouran High School Host Club), Elliot x JD, Turk x JD (Scrubs)


Story Archives - Incomplete Series

Ghosts of Konoha High
Characters Used: A majority of the cast
Pairings: Onesided Naruto x Sakura, Onesided Hinata x Naruto
Status: Slow updates
Genre: Spiritual/Mystery
Other: ... Nothing to put here Oo;
Summary: Sakura has never believed in Ghosts... too bad she attends the frightfully haunted Konoha High, and has some Ghost entusiastic friends! Being pulled into Ghost Stories is one thing... but finding the reasons behind them is another. What has Sakura gotten herself into?
Warning: ... Nothing to put here either o.o;

He is my Master
Main Characters Used: Hatori, Kyo
Pairings: Hatori x Kyo
Status: Project taken up again. Therefore, a work in progress - with a new plot :D
Original Series: Fruits Basket
Genre: Romance, Comedy, Shounen-ai
Other: Project taken up again with some changes to chapter 11 and a new plot. Rather hypocritical to my notice; but this is the last Furuba I plan on writing.
Summary: Kyo lost his bet. That should be a bad thing, but apparently, Akito had decided that after everything - Kyo is just to much of a bother, even to lock up. So, Akito's done the next best thing - he's given Kyo away, or, to be more specific, sold Kyo into 'slavery'. Of course, this comes as a shock to Kyo, but... what comes as a bigger shock, is the fact that he's been given away to... Hatori?
Warning: Shounen-ai, Kazuma's mildly OOC

The Wanters Creed
Main Characters Used: JD, Dr Cox
Pairings: JD x Cox
Status: Work in progress
Original Series: Scrubs
Genre: Romance, Comedy, Slash
Other: I noticed there weren't many comedies in the Scrubs section compared to angst. So I wrote one. Lolyay.
Summary: JD is notorious for wanting things he can't have.
Warning: Narration/1st person may be a little screwy.

Story Archives - One Shots

Character Crazy
Characters Used: Me (Alex), Jess, Chantelle, Carly, Itachi, Sasuke, Gaara and Kakashi
Pairings: None
Status: Complete - One Shot
Original Series: Naruto
Genre: Comedy
Summary: A thought hit me. What would happen if me and my three Naruto obsessed friends got a hold of our favourite characters? Would it be interesting? Would they hate us? ... So I wrote it. I wrote it so bad.
Warnings: Etchy warning. It's rated T for a reason, people!

Corrupting Minds
Characters Used: Kyo, Yuki, Shigure, Hatori, Tohru
Pairings: Implied Yuki x Kyo
Status: Complete - One Shot
Original Series: Fruits Basket
Genre: Comedy/Pointless Drabble
Summary: Sometimes messing with Tohru's innocent mind is too tempting for Shigure to resist...
Warnings: Hrm. Not sure with this one. Stupidity might be one oO;
Other: Spin off of He is my Master

I Remember...
Characters Used: Kazuma, Kyo, Kyo's Father, Kazuma's Grandfather, Akito, Tohru, Yuki
Pairings: Nil
Status: Complete- One Shot
Original Series: Fruits Basket
Genre: Drama/General
Summary: Kazuma remembers his own misfortunes in life as well as Kyo's. Creating a new insight into the feeling of Kyo's adopted Father towards the cat.
Warnings: Slight manga/anime spoilers, me be thinking.

Sasuke has a Gay Moment
Main Characters Used: Sasuke, Neji
Pairings: Sasuke x Neji
Status: Complete
Original Series: Naruto
Genre: Comedy
Summary: Sasuke has a gay moment, or in other words, he tries to convince himself that he really isn’t gay. The title explains it all, really.
Warning: Being a firm believer of the ‘gay’ Sasuke, this may offend some audiences. Oh, right, yeah, there is yaoi in this too, oh, and one-sided incest implications!
Other: Written for Chantelle n.n! (Watch out Hideki, there’s one coming your way too xD)

Sasuke's Little Issue
Main Characters Used: Sasuke, Neji, Naruto
Pairings: Slight Sasuke x Naruto / Sasuke x Neji
Status: Complete
Original Series: Naruto
Genre: Comedy, Shounen-ai
Other: This story supports a Gay Sasuke!
Summary: Sasuke's been shielding his gay tendencies for way too long, and it threatens to over whelm him. But, who will Sasuke excrete all his gay-ness on...?
Warning: Shounen-ai, slight incest implication

The Million Dollar Question
Characters Used: Tetsu, Tatsu, Suzu, Shinpachi, Sanosuke
Pairings: None
Status: Complete
Original Series: Peacemaker Kurogane
Genre: Comedy
Summary: When Tetsu is followed to the Bridge on a Thursday Night by Shinpachi and Sanosuke, it poses some serious questions about his sexuality. Is Tetsu... gay?
Warning: Suppose it hashints of Shounen-ai, but it's not n.n


Story Archives - Complete Stories

A Cat's Death Wish
Main Characters Used: Haru, Kyo
Pairings: Haru x Kyo
Status: Complete
Original Series: Fruits Basket
Genre: Romance/Comedy, Shounen-ai
Other: Depending on your views, slightly AU
Summary: Haru hates Cat's - no, he loathes cats. Just the site of a cat canturn him black. Kyo's developed a cold that whenever he sneezes he transforms. It's around this time that Yuki decides that he wants to give his 'Haru-trouble' to somebody else... and why not Kyo? After all, it'd keep him preoccupied. What is poor Kyo going to do with his transformation troubles and a Black Haru on his toes? Will Yuki regret giving up Haru?
Warning: Shounen-ai

A Series of Twisted One Shots: Furuba Style
Main Characters used: Shigure, Akito, Hatori, Ayame, Yuki, Kyo, Tohru
Fictional Characters used: Ralph, Kowasu, Kevin - The Gay Transvestite Prostitute Barbie
Pairings: None.
Status: Updated every now and then, when I get inspiration for a one shot.
Original Series: Fruits Basket
Genre: Comedy
Summary: These are just some random fics that I wrote in my spare time... well... when I was meant to be concentrating at school, that is, but hey xD. The people at school seemed to like it, so I thought I'd post it here.
Warning: I make fun of almost every character (or I will at some point) in this story. Don't like Sohma's getting killed, humiliated and all around put down? Don't read. Oh, and chapter 17 deserves an etchy warning. One shot number 36 bashes the idea that "God accepts everybody" from the Christian Religion.
Other: I need storylines! Submit, people, submit!

Cat's and Dog's Don't Mix
Characters Used: Shigure, Kyo, Yuki, Tohru, Ayame, Kazuma, Akito
Fictional Characters: Koda
Pairings: Shigure x Kyo
Status: Complete
Original Series: Fruits Basket
Genre: Drama, Angst, Comedy, Romance, Shounen-ai/Yaoi
Summary: Shigure's been bored stupid, and with nothing better to do, why not court everybody's favourite cat? After all, people who play hard to get are the mostfulfilling to catch. Unfortunately, Shigure didn't plan to get feelings for the orange haired cat in the midst of all his games. What will Kyo think?
Warnings: Yaoi.

Invitations
Main Characters used: A majority of the cast
Pairings: None.
Status: Complete
Original Series: Peacemaker Kurogane
Genre: Comedy
Summary: It's Tetsunosuke's 16th Birthday - and when Souji Okita discovers this... well, he's decided he's going to make Tetsu's Birthday the biggest party the Shinsengumi's ever seen - much to Tatsunosuke's disgust. On top of that, Tetsu thinks that nobodies remembered his Birthday, and he's getting fed up with everybody avoiding and ignoring him. However, the main problem for everybody else is - what on earth are they going to buy Tetsu for his Birthday?
Warning: Only insane actions.

Uchiha Confusion
Characters Used: Alex, Itachi, Kisame, Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi
Pairings: None - not including the mix up that the stories based around.
Status: Complete
Original Series: Naruto
Genre: Comedy
Summary: Itachi's having problems with one of his subordinates - an overly hyperactive 15 year old with the western name of Alex. Almost driven to the extent of insanity, he decides to kill two birds with one stone. He decides to send Alex after Sasuke looking like him, with the hope that the younger Uchiha will do her in, and in turn Sasuke will believe that Itachi was dead and gone.

But, like all things in Uchiha Itachi's life, nothing goes as it seems. Being the ditz that she is, Alex miss interprets "Brother" for the word "Lover". Now Alex is after Sasuke, completely confused as to what she's supposed to be doing. Heck, she ain't the love machine that Itachi is. What is Sasuke going to do with his new, completely insane, Sasuke obsessed, stand in Brother?
Warning: Shounen-ai, incest implications. It's all in the name of humour, people!
Other: Spin off of Character Crazy, stops rather abrupty because I got bored of writing it.

Story Archives - Discontinued

A Dog's Tail
Main Characters Used: Shigure, Uo
Pairings: None
Status: Due for another chapter... soon... maybe. But, don't fear, it isn't dropped.
Genre: Comedy
Other: -
Summary: Shigure's been punished for upsetting Akito again - and this time Akito's decided to make it personal. He's turned Shigure into a Dog for good... and only he has the antidote! Not only that, when Shigure is discovered and taken in by Uo things get a bit trickier to turn Shigure back. Oh... and what will the vets say? Enema anyone?
Warning: None

A Series of Twisted One Shots: Naruto Style
Main Characters used: Shino, Hinata and Kiba
Fictional Characters used: None
Pairings: Nil
Status: Discontinued – Want funny Naruto stories? Read Lunaarose’s ones n_n;
Original Series: Naruto
Genre: Comedy
Summary: I got bored, so I kind of decided to write up some bizarre Naruto ones. These are based from Shino, Hinata and Kiba's point of view - why? Just because. I got bored.
Warning: Like my Furuba stories, I make fun of these characters - to an extent. Don't like, don't read.

Cats, Dogs and a Little Bit of Magic
Main Characters Used: Shigure, Kyo
Fictional Characters Used: Yamaguchi Aoki, Yuri, Koda
Pairings: Shigure x Kyo
Status: Discontinued/Dropped
Original Series: Fruits Basket
Genre: Romance, Comedy, General, Supernatural/Fantasy
Other: Sequel to Cat's and Dog's Don't Mix, my own curse breaking - open mind people!
Summary: What do Shigure and Kyo have to do with breaking the family curse? Apparently a lot - says Yamaguchi Aoki, a psychic from the lower regions of Japan. And, why is Shigure and Kyo's relationship pre-written in a giant, many century old book... with a pink cover? And... hold on... did Aoki's cat just talk?
Warning: Shounen-ai

Hyuuga Obsession
Characters Used: Alex, Itachi, Neji, Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi
Pairings: Possible NejixSasuke
Status: On hold until I finish everything else, but I'll get around to it.
Original Series: Naruto
Genre: Comedy
Other: Sequel to Uchiha Confusion
Summary: After losing Itachi to an army of Konoha Ninja's, and feeling lost and dazed without a master to support her needed income, Alex finds herself wondering meaninglessly, cold and hungry, until she comes across some food and water carelessly left out by Hyuuga Neji.

Neji didn't realize the consequenceswhen he lets Alex eat (and drink) the sustenance he'd been saving for himself. But, now, he is the involuntary master of Alex - much to Sasuke's disgust. Sasuke, who still regards Alex as something of an older brother... er, sister figure, is viciously jealous, and will remove Alex from Neji's side - no matter what the cost! (Note: Summary may change!)
Warning: Shounen-ai, insaneness

I'll show you!
Main Characters Used: Hiro, Yuki, Kisa
Pairings: Hiro x Yuki
Status: Slow updates
Original Series: Fruits Basket
Genre: Romance/Comedy
Other: Challenge fic for PurpleAjah. Future fic. Hiro's 15 going on 16, people. I'm not that sick -.-
Summary: Poor Hiro - he didn't tell his feelings to Kisa quick enough. It seems that Kisa has found herself a Boyfriend that isn't Hiro. So, Hiro's determined to show Kisa - and, whoever 'lover boy' is and become a far more suitable boyfriend for Kisa! Even if it means recruiting the Yuki to help him! Hey... he was student council president, wasn't he? And he's intelligent. In any case, Hiro was going to show Kisa what she was missing! However, Hiro didn't expect to be shown what he was missing with another certain person in the process...

Mr. Beauty Queen
Main Characters Used: Yuki, Kyo, Ayame, Hatori, Shigure
Pairings: Possible Kyo x Yuki
Status: On-going
Original Series: Fruits Basket
Genre: Comedy
Other: -
Summary: Shigure’s house is in danger – Kyo and Yuki won’t stop tearing up the place, and the main house has stopped sending any funds to fix Shigure’s house. So, the house is currently run down, with an umbrella in the side of the roof to keep the rain out; yes, it’s looking pretty bad for the Sohma’s in Shigure’s. That is, until Kyo finds a certain flier on the road for a “womans beauty pageant”, the winner of which wins 20,000 US, more than enough to fix the house. The only problem is that the only one with the looks to win it just happens to be male. To what lengths will Shigure’s household go to, to win the pageant?

Pokemon Virtual
Fictional Character used (so far): Shane, Maybe, Kai, Uen
Fictional Characters from Reviewers: Danny, Tomar
Non-original Characters: Balmung of the Azure Sky (from .Hack)
Pairings: None yet
Status: Discontinued
Original Series: A Pokemon/.Hack cross over.
Summary: The people at Nintendo are desperate to bring Pokemon back into fashion. With games like Yu-Gi-Oh, Battle B-Daman and Beyblade over riding the once extremely popular show and games, Nintendo's losing money. A lot of money. Then, suddenly, it hits them! A Virtual Reality game. If the CC Corporation could make "The World", why can't they make a virtual game? Well, Nintendo succeeded. Enter "Pokemon Virtual", the biggest thing to hit the waking world!

"Pokemon Virtual" is extremely popular from day one, making over 1,000,000 sales in its first month. Nintendo's succeeded in their goal - Pokemoon is still the biggest thing. However, the people at the CC Corporation aren't happy. Their Virtual Game, "The World", is losing players and they're losing money. Enraged, the CC Corporation comes up with its own plan - its own plan to give "Pokemon Virtual" its own Twilight.
Genre: Action/Adventure/slight Comedy
Warnings: All you Balmung lovers, Balmung can probably be considered bad in his one. Don't like a bad Balmung? Don't read. (Wahhhhh! Balmung!)
Other: Character suggestions needed! See chapter one for info to include. May be re-written eventually.

Stuck in the Pokemon World
Fictional Characters used: Alex, Prof. Thorn
Pairings: None
Status: Discontinued
Original Series: Pokemon
Genre: Comedy
Summary: After falling off a Ferry in the real world, and getting sucked into a convineantly (SP?) placed whirlpool, Alex finds herself in the Pokemon World, being cared for by the ever clumsy Professor Thorn. What happens when she leaves the safety of the Pallet Pokemon Laboratory and steps out into an unknown world?
Warning: No warning for this one. Thank god.

Story Archives - Coming Soon

Adoption is a State Alchemist's Worst Nightmare
Main Characters Used: Ed, Roy, Riza, Al
Fictional Characters Used: Nil
Pairings: None
Status: Writing. Kind of. When writers block clears.
Original Series: Full Metal Alchemist
Genre: Comedy
Other: Seeing as I haven't finished the series there won't be any spoilers... and it's kind'a AU if you look at it. Characters may be a bit OOC.
Summary: Hughes sees that Edward and Al are lacking parent figures, so, what does he do? He puts the boys up for adoption! Having been separated, what will Ed and Al do to save themselves from womanizing Colonel's and strict yet motherly female figures? Will they benefit from it in the end, or will they slowly go insane?

Bad Dubbing
Main Characters Used: Itachi
Fictional Characters Used: Alex, Hideki, Chantelle (more to add)
Pairings: Nil
Status: Brain storming mode
Original Series: Naruto
Genre: Comedy
Other: Being written as a joke among friends n.n;
Summary: While watching the horribly dubbed English Naruto episodes on Cartoon Network, something strange happens! Itachi... has... emerged from the television? For Alex, this should be a dream come true – but... his voice...! Set on rectifying it, Alex must think of a plan. Meanwhile, amazed at Itachi actually being real, Sasuke obsessed Chantelle tries her luck. After she doesn’t succeed... she decides to be extreme for no particular reason and kill Itachi instead.

Demonic Entities
Main Characters Used: Yuki, Kyo
Fictional Character Used: None
Pairings: Yuki x Kyo
Status: Brain storming mode
Original Series: Fruits Basket
Genre: Supernatural/Fantasy/Sci-Fi/Comedy/Romance
Other: More on the AU side.
Summary: Yuki’s been discovering some strange things lately – and one is the fact that Kyo seems to be locking himself in his room on the 30th, 28th/29th, or 31st of each respective month, and not coming out for about a day afterwards. At first, Yuki doesn’t really seem to be concerned, until he discovers that most of the other jyuunishi are beginning to do the same things. Or, well, all of the jyuunishi but Yuki. Concerned – and might we say a little put out and jealous – Yuki reluctantly discovers that each of the jyuunishi are cursed with something more than the zodiac curse.

Vacation (Title subject to change)
Main Characters Used: Tetsu, Hijikata, Suzu, Hotaru
Pairings: Suzu x Hotaru
Status: In brain storming mode
Original Series: Peacemaker Kurogane
Genre: Comedy/Romance
Other: No. This is not under any circumstances a Tetsu x Hijikata pairing, thank you very much.
Summary: Hijikata needs a vacation. Everything in the Shinsengumi is bugging him. So, when he decides to journey for a while... it is quite unfortunate that Tetsunosuke is roped into travelling with him as a lackey. But, what is this new side of Hijikata that Tetsunosuke slowly begins to see? Also... what are Hotaru and Suzu doing out in the wilderness?

Student Council President Material
Main Characters Used: Ayame, Shigure, Hatori
Fictional Characters Used: Vice Principal (as of yet unnamed)
Status: Brain-deadness. No idea when its going to be started.
Original Series: Fruits Basket
Genre: Comedy/School-life
Other: Post anime/manga story
Summary: For playing a prank on the Vice Principal, Ayame is made to become an office assistant to help around the school. Unfortunately, as hyperactive and melodramatic as Ayame is, school spirit is just not something that really interests him – that, and the Vice Principal is a real drag. But, what happens when Ayame starts meeting the Vice Principal outside school? Will his perspective of school change?

Unchangeable Destiny (Title subject to change)
Main Characters Used: Yuki, Kakeru
Pairings: Kakeru x Yuki
Status: In brain storming mode
Original Series: Fruits Basket
Genre: Comedy/Romance
Other: Based after Yuki's graduation
Summary: Yuki, through no fault of his own, has ‘volunteered’ to accompany the new third years on their camp as a ‘chaperone’. Needless to say, all the girls are stoked – as are his cousins. However, when Kakeru becomes completely dead-set on setting Yuki up with somebody, Yuki has second thoughts. What happens when they find each other instead?
Warning: Shounen-ai

Underlying Circumstances (Title subject to change)
Main Characters Used: Ryuho, Kazuma
Pairings: Ryuho x Kazuma
Status: I have like a paragraph done n.n!
Original Series: S-Cry-Ed
Genre: Romance/Comedy
Other: Alternate Universe story.
Summary: Ryuho is the excellent and popular student, Kazuma is the rough and feared school outcast. When they get placed together for an assignment, who will kill who? Are there underlying feelings? But... most of all... will they ever complete that assignment?
Warning: Shounen-ai


In Response to Flames :D!

I would like to respond to you all personally over email, but unfortunately, these people weren't game enough to sign into their accounts to flame me - so I posted it here :D Next time, guys, get some balls.

Mark Deznov wrote...
pfft, NaruSaku is a fun/interesting/deep/etc pairing. But you can't possibly
understand that with your shallow Yaoi-fangirl infested brain. And no, Naruto is
not gay, SasuNaru is not plausible. The only possible Yaoi-pairing in Naruto is
SasuOrochi. So please do the world a favor and stop writing.

My response is...
Well, Mark... I must say that I'm highly confused. What in the hell does your flame have to do with my fanfiction, other then flaming me over enjoying yaoi/shounen-ai? Just because I like yaoi doesn't mean I have a shallow mind: I enjoy straight pairings (eg. Sasuke x Hinata, Gaara x Hinata, Itachi x Sakura) just as much as yaoi pairings... and who said I was going to make Naruto gay, anyway? Where did I even mention that in the authors note, let alone in the story? Ha, exactly. I didn't.

Sasuke x Naruto is as plausible as people's imaginations: obviously you don't have one... I'm sorry to hear that D:. When you have an imagination everything is plausible - even Sakura x Tsunade becomes plausible. Considering your lack of creativity, I'm sorry that you feel so jealous over other peoples imaginations, and, judging by your last sentence, jealous of my writings skills.

Oh, and next time you want to flame me? Grab some balls and sign into Fanfiction: don't think you're so "high and mighty" just because you flamed me and I can't respond - that's why I posted it here, for the whole world to see. Grow some balls, kay? Kthx.

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Giving up old habits by Kuu.ish reviews
Haru's tired of getting rejected and hurt. He wants to stop living up to the expectations of his curse. There is only so much he can take before the darkness inside wins over. HaruxKyo
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,429 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S.
Come Full Circle by Airyo reviews
It's been a while. Outside these walls, she had learned to hold her head high as she walked, but the home of her earlier self folded around her like too thick a blanket and Hinata found herself unconsciously lowering her gaze. ItaHina, Complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 86,403 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
In The End by Chikifriend reviews
Kenji is a rebellious teenager, and Kenshin has to raise him on his own. When Kenji’s grades aren’t the greatest, his teacher requests an interview. And the teacher happens to be Kamiya Kaoru. [AU KK]It’s not easy being a single parent. RR plz!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 110,534 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 6/3/2005
All In The Name Of Cement Shoes by Audrey Bogart reviews
After a series of unfortunate events, Misao finds herself as the fiancee of a multimillionaire socialite, Aoshi Shinomori. One can only hope that the real bride doesn't show up! [Au]
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,452 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Aoshi, Misao
God's Pet by Ketsueki-Ken reviews
Akito has always favored Yuki in the public eye. But when alone his favorite isn't who you'd expect. What happens when he's tired of being separated from his loved one?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,646 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Kyo S., Akito S. - Complete
Goodnight Butterfly by Moonchild10 reviews
The night Soubi received his Name was of no consequence... it was simply the night he began hating butterflies. Chapter 26: peeling back the skin is the only way to see what resides beneath.
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,367 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 9/12/2007
Blue Heaven by HardlyFatal reviews
Class 2D has to take a course in Family Life, where they're all paired off in pretend marriages for the year. Hijinks ensue. Several pairings. COMPLETE
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,262 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Broken by TimeIncursion reviews
A young guy is given a persocom somebody abandoned at a shop. She is in decent condition, except she cannot talk. An October surprise! Next one's up and ready!
Chobits - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 57,635 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 3/14/2005
The Puppet Master's Last Testament by bugaboo107 reviews
Complete! Akito is dead. A will is left behind detailing what must be done to free the Sohmas from the curse. An unlikely love will attempt to blossom, but will it be wither under the will's ultimate destiny? ShigurexTohru.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 118,060 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Shigure S., Tohru H. - Complete
Confessions by Pullingthetrigger-allwrong reviews
What's a girl to do when she's deaf, hasn't said a word since she was four, and has a jealous new sister trying to bring her down at all costs? Scars hidden under walls of silence, bleeding tirelessly. SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,264 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dawnwalker by Prosopopeia reviews
AU, SasuNeji; Do facades ever break down fully, especially when considering a Sharingan user who turned away from his village? Part Eleven.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,020 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Sasuke U., Neji H.
Narutotachi Goes to Hogwarts! by Yarochisai reviews
An abandoned Harry Potter/Naruto Crossover with awful crackish humor. I have not updated since mid-2008. Please stop PMing me for updates. And don't bother reviewing either, because I'd feel bad if you kept reviewing for no reason.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 369,154 - Reviews: 1606 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Harry P., Naruto U.
For my Sanity Please by Asphalt Love reviews
Slight AU Gaara needs a girlfriend and Kankuro has to play matchmaker and find him this perfect girl while keeping to Gaara's ridiculous standards. Strangely enough the list leads to Hinata. The two drive Kankuro insane. Hilarity ensues. Gaahina [ON HIATUS FOR NOW]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,287 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Hidden Leaf Prep School by skyblue.x reviews
This by far had been one of the worst days of her life. From getting knocked out, to getting her first crush, then finding out said crush already has ANOTHER crush, to being insulted by Sasuke, to crying over Sasuke...and now THIS? Poor, poor Hinata. SxH.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,709 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
That's MY book! by BlueBastard reviews
Sakura, tired and frustrated by her teammates and Kakashi, decides to steal one of her sensei's precious books. Will she regret it?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,403 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
It Can't be Helped by Meeksu reviews
Haru suddenly turns up on Shigure's doorstep, and a phone call from Hatori confirms that the ox might be staying a little longer than a cetain purple haired teen would like. So what's the reason behind this sudden decision...? HaruxYuki. R&R!-Discontinued
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,471 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Hatsuharu S., Yuki S.
Missy, I'll Make a Girl Out of You by Ruru Kitsuneko reviews
Sasuke gets enrolled by Itachi in an all girls school as a practical joke. Itachi's betting he won't last four years without turning gay. Can Sasuke prove him wrong?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,929 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Compromise by somethinguntraceable reviews
J.D needs a mentor. Dr. Cox needs to feel a controlhigh to make any kind of medical decision. Slash. Update, Ohemgee.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,866 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 7/30/2006
獣の死 Kemono no Shi by Abhorson reviews
Shino and Kiba endure the daily tribulations of Konoha Chuunin. Unbeknownst to them, their relationship is slowly, but surely, progressing into something more than friendship. Set in time gap. ShinoKiba Slash, Strong Language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,955 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Shino A., Kiba I.
Cats Don't Eat Fishes by chibi-emily reviews
Random, whimsical love, like I'm sure here in the Fruits Basket department we're all used to. But this might house some ... well, you'll have to read to find out :3 rated for language. Mostly because of Kyo xD
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,933 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Kyo S., Arisa U.
A Rose Without Thorns by greengirlblue reviews
A fractured fairytale of mirrors, quests, and keys to the heart. References children's lit, movies, folk tales, and all those horrid books you were forced to read for high school. Completely serious and not funny at all.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 60,773 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 5/27/2003
Motoko's Happily Ever After by Roxas4ever reviews
Motoko, president of the Prince Yuki Fan Club, has had her heart set on living happily ever after with her beloved Prince Yuki. There's only one thing stopping her: Tohru Honda. What happens when Motoko befriends Tohru, just to get her hands on Yuki?
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,001 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/20/2007 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Motoko M., Yuki S. - Complete
Taste Spring by Isabelle Adamowitz reviews
Kyo feels that somehow,somehing is missing in his life, while spring is spreading it's fever in Shigure's veins. The cat and the dog, how could it work? And yet, there may be hope.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,057 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/9/2007 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Shigure S., Kyo S. - Complete
Departure by Larania Drake reviews
The Ishbal Rebellion left many scars, on both the soldiers and the people left behind. Ed sees a scar he never believed existed in the heart of Roy Mustang. Shonenai, divergence
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,351 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
What Do You See When You Look At Me? by lonely whisperz reviews
Hinata meets Gaara on the roof of the Hyuuga house for the first time. Lives and destinies entwine... Will they find what they are looking for in each other?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,346 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Gaara, Hinata H.
No Laws to Love by Ame no Megami reviews
Hyuuga Hinata: wealthy, mannered, and smart. Voluntarily, she chooses to tutor a class at a local highschool. Sabaku Gaara: sarcastic, disinterested, and violent. For him and his friends to stay in their activity, they have to pass their physics class.[CO
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,980 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 9/3/2004 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
The Candy Man by charmed-sword reviews
A new candy shop has opened in Kyoto, much to the delight of a certain Shinsengumi Captain. But something's up with that candy...
Peacemaker Kurogane - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,848 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 12/23/2005
Eyes of the Cat by TigerTerror reviews
Everyone knows that cats can see ghosts. Why should Kyo be any different? Rated for supernatural references.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 52 - Words: 73,303 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Kyo S. - Complete
Diary Of A Sinner by Draiq reviews
*Don't read me, I'm old and terrible* Kyos' been teasing Yuki, but now its raining...and Yuki intends to take full advantage of Kyos' weakness. Who will come out...ON TOP? SLIGHT BONDAGE! M, YAOI, LEMON! COMPLETE!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,231 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/8/2006 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Our Memoir by Ame-Chan In Wonderland reviews
16 year old Tohru Honda was sold to the Red Light District when she was small, indoring hard labor and prostitution ever since. Longing for freedom, she meets a red-haired man that can furfill her wish. But will she choose freedom over love? KxT
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,014 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Tohru H., Kyo S.
Omiai by Hae-jang Lee reviews
[AU] Tooru is in for an unexpected and unpleasant surprise. Her aunt has arranged a marriage for her with a mysterious doctor. On-going. Please R & R!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,376 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 2/6/2005
Superstitions and Long Forgotten Manners by PurpleAjah reviews
Kyo decides to play doctors with Hatori... Slight shounenai references. INCOMPLETE AND DISCONTINUED.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,959 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Kyo S., Hatori S. - Complete
Court Adjourned! by girlshapedlovedrug reviews
When Ayame loses his voice, Shigure and him begin a detective case looking for it, opening a case in court.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Ayame S., Shigure S.
raisons d'être by tectrices reviews
Their God. His reason for existence. When faced with a situation that rapidly spirals out of control, what can Akito do? That insidious man. Shigure wants one thing, and no matter what it takes, he is going to have it. Complete.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,064 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/2/2006 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Akito S., Shigure S. - Complete
Loophole by leafygirl reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3414 - Favs: 3,978 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Light and Dark by The Caged Bird reviews
[Shounen ai: NejiSasu] Why is it you always want what you just threw away? Why is it you reject the very thing that will bring you love?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,180 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Neji H., Sasuke U.
Step by Step by Shadow.Holic reviews
I'm not in love with him. I'm not. But I know that he's in love with me. Sanji x Luffy yaoi, beware.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,283 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Luffy, Sanji
He Was Just That Cool by Calliope Epsilon reviews
Absolutely pointless account on the gnawing issue of Itachi being cooler than Sasuke. ONE SHOT.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Picture Perfect by Yume Koko reviews
Mayuko tells her class to draw something representing their partners. Yuki gets to be partners with Kyou... Whoops! Yuki doesn't think of anything, but an idea just sprung to his head... So, what did he draw?
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Fading memories by Kuu.ish reviews
Sequel to No longer alone. After Haru saves Kyo from the cage, they live at Shigures peacefully. That is until Akito decides to take his revenge on the two, what exactly does the head have in mind? !Major Angst! RR! COMPLETE!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,100 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/31/2005 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
The Way of the Apartment Manager by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,166 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,902 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Iruka U., OC - Complete
Ninja Insanity by Lunaarose reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if someone fed Gaara way too much sugar?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 10/13/2005
My Life as a Teenage Shinobi by Kawaii Yoshi reviews
It's finally happened: the rookie nine are growing up! What will the teachers do?...what won't they do? Read and find out! Warning: AU, slight OOC. Rated for poking silliness at the wonders of being a teenager. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,561 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/11/2004 - Published: 8/8/2004 - Complete
The Quest of the Green Beast by driftingstar reviews
ABANDONED. For this I am deeply apologetic, but I have completely lost interest and inspiration for this story. To all of you who have read this: thank you so much. And once again, I'm really sorry.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,429 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 6/25/2004
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He is my Master reviews
Kyo's lost the bet. But... luckily, Akito's decided not to cage him. He's going to 'give Kyo away' instead. But... Kyo didn't expect to be given away to Hatori. Hatori x Kyo. Shounen ai. R&R
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,024 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Kyo S., Hatori S.
Those annoying things reviews
Just a rant of all the things that I and probably you hate to see on the Fruits Basket section of FF. Flames welcome.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008
Can You SPOT THE CRAP? reviews
Using the things I hate outlined in the rant "Those annoying things" I created a game to test your ability to spot literary crap. How many can you spot? And more importantly... how much can you read without throwing up? Give it a go and find out!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Kyo S., Yuki S.
The Wanters Creed reviews
JD is notorious for wanting things he can't have. JD x Cox. Slash. R&R.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007
A Series of Twisted One Shots: Furuba Style! reviews
Things are seriously messed up. Akito has a party cup fetish, Hatori reads adult magazines, Yuki's slow cooked, Haru loves pie, Kyo plays with Barbie Dolls, and much, much more. Oneshot series. Final One shot up. R&R
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 35,813 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Complete
Ghosts of Konoha High reviews
AU. Sakura has never believed in Ghosts... too bad she attends the frightfully haunted Konoha High, and has some Ghost enthusiastic friends! One sided Naruto x Sakura. R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,212 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Pondering in the Dressing Room reviews
While picking out clothes for Hikaru, Kaoru ponders on his feelings for his brother. Onesided Kaoru x Hikaru. One shot. R&R.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
To Know Yet To Not Understand reviews
Tamaki knows everything about Kyouya, just not the circumstances that surround what he knows. He does know, however, that Kyouya is directly responsible for his toothache. Tamaki x Kyouya. R&R.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S.
I Remember reviews
Kazuma remembers situations in his life in Kyo's through his eyes. Slight manga, anime spoilers, although nothing too drastic. One Shot. R&R
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Kazuma S., Kyo S. - Complete
Mr Beauty Queen reviews
Shigure's house is inhabitable, and will cost a fortune to repair. As a last resort, somebody is entered in a beauty pagaent to try and win 20,000US towards that cause. But... who? Full summary inside. Possible Yuki x Kyo. R&R [DISCONTINUED: sorry D:
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Kyo S., Yuki S.
For Reasons Unknown reviews
The Akatsuki are getting desperate in their attempt to capture the Kyuubi, and they're willing to try a new approach. They need something or some one to attract it. So, how does Ino play into it? Deidara x Ino. Slight manga spoilers. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Deidara, Ino Y.
Corrupting Minds reviews
Sometimes corrupting Tohru's mind is too good to resist. Mindless humour drabble. Spin off of He is my Master. Kyo x Yuki implications. One Shot. R&R
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Hatori S., Kyo S. - Complete
I'll Show You! reviews
Kisa has a new boyfriend... and it isn't Hiro. That's an issue, of course, for the poor sheep, who is determind to show Kisa what she's missing! In fact, he'll even ask for help from a certain rat... Yuki x Hiro. R&R [DISCONTINUED: sorry D:]
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Hiro S., Yuki S.
What I love about him is? reviews
Kyo finds himself needing justification for why he loves Ayame. The trouble is, he can't think of what it is, or where to find it. Ayame x Kyo. One shot. R&R
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Ayame S., Kyo S. - Complete
A Cat's Death Wish reviews
Haru has a secret. He turns black whenever he see's a cat. Now, this could pose a serious problem for our favourite kitty, Kyo, couldn't it? Haru x Kyo. Shounen ai. R&R. [COMPLETE]
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,464 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/2/2006 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
Sasuke's Little Issue reviews
Sasuke's been fighting his 'inner gay' for way too long. And now... it plans to come out, which catches our favourite black haired ninja completely by surprise... One Shot. Slight Shounen ai implications. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Fluffy Pink Bunny Phobic Valentine reviews
Valentines Fic. Sasuke is terrified of Fluffy Pink Stuffed Rabbits, and around Valentines Day, Neji decides that he's going to utilize that phobia and make a Valentines Day that Sasuke will never forget. One sided Neji x Sasuke. R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Neji H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cat's and Dog's Don't Mix reviews
Shigure's been bored stupid, and when he's bored, he gets up to mischief. What happens when he tries to court our beloved Kyo? Shigure x Kyo. Shounen ai. Read and Review. [COMPLETE]
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,176 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Shigure S., Kyo S. - Complete
Hyuuga Obsession reviews
Sequel to Uchiha Confusion. Alex is back, and... serving Neji? Woah... this has to mean trouble. Meanwhile, Sasuke's determined to get her back... R&R [DISCONTINUED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Neji H., Sasuke U.
A Dog's Tail reviews
Oh dear Shigure's been turned into a dog... for good! And, if that isn't complicated enough, being adopted by Arisa Uotani sure is! What are the Sohma's going to do? R&R [DISCONTINUED: sorry D:]
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Shigure S., Arisa U.
Pokemon Virtual reviews
Nintendo's Pokemon sales aren't going well on anything. Luckily, they come up with the idea for a Virtual game. However, on creating this game, its stolen users from The World. What will the CC Corp do? .Hack cross over. Full Summary inside. R&R
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,698 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 10/29/2005
Sasuke has a Bizarre Moment reviews
Sasuke has a gay moment, or in other words, he tries to convince himself that he really isn’t gay. Yaoi and slight incest implications. Title changed correct one inside. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
The Million Dollar Question reviews
Tetsu's been stealing out into the night to meet a certain someone. When Shinpachi and Sanosuke discover who, questions about Tetsu's sexuality are raised. One shot. Not Shounen ai. R&R
Peacemaker Kurogane - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Complete
Uchiha Confusion reviews
Itachi's formulating a plan to kill two birds with one stone. Although, he didn't plan for one of the birds to mistake the word Brother for Lover. Read and Review
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,331 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Character Crazy reviews
What happens when three friends and myself get a hold of our favourite characters? Chaos and comedy of course. Plus Icecream. Loads of Icecream. R&R. OneShot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Complete
Invitations reviews
It's Tetsu's 16th Birthday, and when Okita finds out, he becomes determined to throw Tetsu the biggest party that the Shinsengumi has ever seen! Complete summary inside. R&R. [COMPLETE]
Peacemaker Kurogane - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,792 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/24/2005 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Complete
A Series Of Twisted One Shots: Naruto Style! reviews
These stories aren’t based with Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura – no, they’re based with Shino, Kiba and Hinata. Why? Just because. Oh, and if they're anything that I write they're pretty twisted. Anyways, enjoy these shorts. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Complete
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