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Bond, James Bond... Okay I lied...It's Claire-Bear
-blinks- I can't count that high -shameful look-
Pfft...Concieted, Self absorbed, Tomboy, Sports obsessed, Constantly spaced out, Competeitive, Constant talker,Artist, Dork, and a proud nerd, pervert, and a closet hopless romantic, and is extremely lazy,
Likes: The Color Green, Anime, Manga, Books, T.V., Laptops -drools-, Drawing, Writting, Reading, Softball, Basketball, Football, The Stealers, The Red Sox, Kung Fu, Ice Hockey, TheRed Devils, The Red Wings, Criss Angel, Sai Sici, Chouji, Kiba, Kenpachi-san ,Shunsui-sama,and more
Dislikes: Cuteness, Hugs, Kisses, Pink, and uh...yeah...girly girly stuff
Recent Music Obsession: P!ATD, The All American Rejects, The Veronicas
Recent Show Obsession: Criss Angel Mindfreak, SNL, Arrested Developement, My Name Is Earl, Girls Behaving Badly
Recent Movie Obsession(s): Superstar, Seven, Silence Of The Lambs, Chicago, Tommy Boy
Recent Book Obsession: Harry Potter
Recent Cartoon Obsession: X-Men Evolution, Avatar, Teen Titans
Recent Anime/Mangas Obsessions: Bleach,Naruto,Detective Conan, Kaito, Jing: King Of The Bandits, Yaiba,Death Note, One Piece, Peacemaker
Fave Bleach Division: Division 11 followed by Division 8
Fave Naruto Team: Team 8 followed by Team 10
Fave Manga/Anime: Pokemon ((First Seasons)), Bleach, Detective Conan, Naruto ((Jap.Anime/English&Jap.Manga)), Shaman King, One Piece, Evangelion, G Gundam, Gundam Wing, DBZ, DB, Zoids, Death Note, Samurai X, Kenshin, Trigun, Witch Hunter Robin, Paranoia Agent, Happy Lesson, Kino No Tabi, Princess Nine, Harlem Beat, Ravemaster, Rebound, Peacemaker, Cowboy Bebop, Madlax, Noir, FMP Fumoffu, Azumanga, Princess Yucie, Slayers, Last Exile,Chrono Crusade, Pilot Canidate, X1999, Yotsuba, BeyBlade,Excel Saga, Comic Party, Big O, Duel Parelle Unerverse, Digi Charact, Flame Of Recca, Fruits Basket, .//Hack, Hamtaro, Gunslinger Girl, Hellsing, Read or Die,Tenchi Muyo, Tenchi in Tokyo, Ranma,Lain, Smurai Seven, Ninja Scroll, and more
Chouji, Kiba, Akamaru, Zabuza-san, Neji, TenTen,Asuma, Gai, Kurenai, Itachi, Kisame, Tayuya, Naruto, Ino, Shikamaru, Shino, Hinata, Hinabi, Hana, Hiashi, Chomaru, Shikaku, Inoshi, Genma, Izumo, Kotetsu, Iruka, Zaku, Dosu, Kin, Ibiki, Aoba, Raidou,Hayate, Shizune, Jaraiya, Lee, Obito, Rin, Kakashi,Anko, Shibi Aburambe, The WholeAkatsuki, Ebisuand more
Kenpachi-sama, Yachiru, Shunsui Kyōraku ((I love him what can I say?)),Ise Nanao ((She puts up with her captain's flirting and lazyiness sohow can she not be cool?)), Soi Fong ((Total Tomboy-kickass)), Kaname Tosen ((I love meh blind guy)), Hisagi ((Oh yeah hes got style...I luvs Hisagi)), Izuru Kira, Chad, Honataru, Tatsuki, Renji, Ichigo, Rukia, Kon, Omeada, Unohara Retsu, Isane Kotetsu ,Ikkaku ((Poor Guy...always bieng abused and forgotten)), Karin, Momo Hinamori ((-sniffs- Damnit she didn't deserve it...She trusted that damn bastard -cries-)), Kuchiki Byakuya, Sajin Komamura, Tetsuzaemon Iba, Ishida, Orohime, Hitsugaya, Matsumoto, Nemu, Jushiro Ukitake, Ururu Tsumugiya, Jinta Hanikari, Kaien Shiba ((-sniff- Why...did he have to go?)), Urahara, Yourichi, and more
Luffy, Tashigi, Zoro, Smoker, Ace, Hina, Nami, Sanji,and more
Nanao/Kyoraku- I adore this pair...hense why it's my number one fave
Renji/Tatsuke- My numbah two fave...they just click...to me...even if they arent a canon pairing
Ichigo/Rukia- Yeah I'm a big fan of this pair
Urahara/Yoruichi- I love this pairing it's my fourth fave
Chad/Karin - Uh...yeah -blushes- I do favor this pairing
Ishida/Orohime- I admit...I jumped on the bandwagon of the ship loving for these two
Hinamori/Aizen - Yes I admit I liked this couple till I found out about a certain event and now I dont favor this pair so much...because Aizen is an asshole
Hinamori/Hitsugaya- Yes...I now except this pair. They are cute together
Hitsugaya/Matsumoto- Um -coughs- Yeah I liked this pair for a long time or at the start but now my fondness of it is dwidling away
Matsumoto/Gin-Eh why not...
Kenpachi/Yachiru- Yes I notice the oddness of it. But it is sorta cute ya' know? Parelle unerverse...so the age isn't such an obsticle...well..size is still an obsticle...Well in that cute cudly way they are adorable...maybe not to romancy...just...cute...fluffy...like a puff ball
Tatsufusa/Soi Fong- What can I say small character love...or crush...or whatever
Kiba/Hinata- I know I'm odd but I adore this pairing beyond belief
TenTen/Neji- I LOVE this couple
Ino/Shikamaru- Adore them...
Asuma/Kurenai- Meant to be I tell you
Kakashi/Anko- Hush...I adore this couple
Rin/Obito- To bad they both are deceased
Lee/Sakura- Cute...but no offsprings...because that wouldn't be to...uh...it would just be freaky
Naruto/Sakura- I have a soft spot for this pair
Itachi/Sakura- Evil...yet...I like this pair
Shino/Temari- Allright they never met...but I like the couple
Fred/Angelina- I claim this as my first fave couple
Tonks/Lupin- Yes...I love this pair
Draco/Ginny- Long story on this one
Lee/Katie- I like it...even though it never probally would happen
Alicia/George- I love this pair as well
Lucius./Narcissa- Slytherin love...meh I love this pair to death...like a death eater...ha!
Bella/Rodolphus- Um...spooky but nice...love
Ted/Adromeda- I love this pair...if only people cared for it
Sirius/Hestia- No reason just like it
Sirius/Emmeline- Same as Hestia/Sirius
James/Lily- Come on...married...
Ash/Misty: Yeah I have always been a fan of these two. Pokeshipping fan o
May/Drew: Contestshipping...is growing on me. I wuv these two
James/Jessy: Aw...the old rocketship...I love em
Brandon/May: It's allright I guess
--Silence Of The Lambs--
Hannibal Lecter: First principles, Clarice. Read Marcus Aurelius. Of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? What is its nature? What does he do, this man you seek?
Hannibal Lecter: Plum Island Animal Disease Research Center. Sounds charming.
Ardelia Mapp: Is this Lecter's handwriting? "Clarice, doesn't this random scattering of sites seem desperately random - like the elaborations of a bad liar? Ta, Hannibal Lecter."
Hannibal Lecter: A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
Hannibal Lecter: on telephone I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye.
Clarice Starling: Dr. Lecter?... Dr. Lecter?... Dr. Lecter?... Dr. Lecter?...
Hannibal Lecter: shouts No!
Hannibal Lecter: Tell me, Clarice - have the lambs stopped screaming?
Hannibal Lecter: You still wake up sometimes, don't you? You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the lambs.
Clarice Starling: Yes.
Hannibal Lecter: And you think if you save poor Catherine, you could make them stop, don't you? You think if Catherine lives, you won't wake up in the dark ever again to that awful screaming of the lambs.
Clarice Starling: I don't know. I don't know.
Hannibal Lecter: Thank you, Clarice. Thank you.
Clarice Starling: Tell me his name, Doctor.
Hannibal Lecter: Dr. Chilton, I presume. I think you know each other.
Dr. Frederick Chilton: Okay. Let's go.
Clarice Starling: It's your turn, Doctor.
Dr. Frederick Chilton: Out!
Clarice Starling: Tell me his name!
Boyle: I'm sorry, ma'am. We've got orders. We have to put you on a plane. Come on, now.
Chilton and the guards start leading Clarice out
Hannibal Lecter: Brave Clarice. You will let me know when those lambs stop screaming, won't you?
Clarice Starling: Tell me his name, Doctor!
Hannibal Lecter: Clarice, your case file. Goodbye, Clarice.
Dr. Frederick Chilton: I am going to show you why we insist on such precautions. On the evening of July 8th, 1981, he complained of chest pains and was taken to the dispensary. His mouthpiece and restraints were removed for an EKG. When the nurse leaned over him, he did this to her.
pulls out photo
Dr. Frederick Chilton: The doctors managed to reset her jaw more or less. Saved one of her eyes. His pulse never got above 85, even when he ate her tongue.
Hannibal Lecter: Why do you think he removes their skins, Agent Starling?
Hannibal Lecter: Fly, fly, fly, Clarice. Fly, fly, fly.
Clarice Starling: Did you do those drawings, Doctor?
Norman Bates: Uh-uh, Mother-m-mother, uh, what is the phrase? She isn't quite herself today.
Norman Bates: A boy's best friend is his mother.
Norman Bates: Are you sure you wouldn't like to stay just a little while longer? Just for talk?
Norman Bates: Hate the smell of dampness, don't you? It's such a, I don't know, creepy smell.
Norman Bates: A hobby should pass the time, not fill it.
Norman Bates: I don't set a fancy table, but my kitchen's awful homey.
William Somerset: If you kill him, He wins.
Dr. Beardsley: He's experienced about as much pain and suffering as anyone I've encountered, give or take, and he still has Hell to look forward to.
-- Monty Python--
Minstrel: singing Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils ripped and his bottom burned off and his penis...
Sir Robin: That's, uh, that's enough singing for now, lads... looks like there's dirty work afoot.
Minstrel: singing Brave Sir Robin ran away...
French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: Am not.
King Arthur: after Arthur's cut off both of the Black Knight's arms Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left.
Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: Look!
Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.