whistlerstwin
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Joined 05-23-05, id: 819254
Author has written 5 stories for Series Of Unfortunate Events, Heroes, Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal, and Harry Potter.

Hm...

Age: In that 18-21 range

Name: Jen(n) (No one is sure how to spell it...)

Status: Fine, I guess. I'm a college student, if that helps any. Certainly shouldn't hurt.

Random Information: I own a cat and I'm probably going to graduate a semester ahead of my friends (and enemies). I study a variety of martial arts much to the amusement of my sort of boyfriend (trust me, its complicated in ways that Oprah couldn't comprehend).

Favorite Actor(s): Keifer Sutherland, Micheal Weatherly, Jet Li, Brad Pitt
Favorite Actress(es): Definitely Jennifer Garner would top the list, Courtney Cox-Arquette, Reese Witherspoon, Lena Olin, Emily Browning
Favorite Movies: 13 Going on 30, Legally Blonde, Miss. Congeniality, Dude, Where's My Car? (its stupid but funny), Van Wilder (again, stupid but funny), Blade: Trinity, The Matrix, the entire Harry Potter series, Star Wars VI through VII, LoTR trilogy.
Favorite T.V. shows: ALIAS! (I get excited about that one...), 24, C.S.I., Angel and Buffy (I know they're not any more but that's what dvds are for...), Medium, Las Vegas

I continually start stories only to have them sit in my computer never to be written in again. So usually once I start putting one on here, its already been written or is close to being completed. But I have changed (or added) whole chapters thanks to very loyal reviewers who have pointed me in a different direction. As for why I never finish them-School and work rule my life :(

Anyway.

Favorite Bands/Singers: The Corrs, Three Days Grace, Evanescence, Greenday, Overseer, Kelly Clarkson, Nelly Furtado (You should see the artist list in my mp3 player-I'm suprised there hasn't already been a war between the different genres let alone the different artists...)

What I'm Doing Now:
Either typing a new story (probably an origional, so you'll never see it...), creating a new avatar (can we say "old?"), or trying to be inspired to write something else, or working.


The Best Birthday (Present):
What its about: Seen from Violet's P.O.V., first person with a bit of Klaus' pov thrown in. Basically, something happened to Violet, something she never thought she'd have to tell her siblings about. Finally, she, and they, are forced to confront it. (Hint: it involves Olaf, but its probably not what you think...) A one shot with chapters, now completed. Have a nice day!

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Watchman by theothergranger reviews
After leaving the Malfoy Manor, Hermione is more disturbed than is realized by her companions. She refuses to let it show to anyone, except for a certain Weasley who will do anything to protect her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,345 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Always in the After by penandpencil reviews
Hogwarts was Hermione's safe place; here she could sleep, laugh with her friends, learn new spells, learn to forget. But could she? Warnings: Rape/Abuse and aftermath. Year 6 AU. Cannon up until then. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,084 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Forever Crumbly: A Squid's Story by ZuksGaia reviews
The days and memories of the Giant Squid: his one true love, toast, rescuing children, battling ships, and most often, oggiling. Pairings are mostly Giant Squid x Toast. Fluffy, if you would describe soggy toast as 'fluffy'. And no relation to the dog.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Giant Squid
The Best Ship of All by Fionnabhair Nic Aillil reviews
Shared joy is a double joy, shared sorrow is half a sorrow.' The development of Hermione and Ginny's relationship, a friendship left mainly off the page in the novels.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 54,358 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Drivers Ed by Beautiful Sinnocence reviews
Faith can't stand the thought of Buffy having to drive her everywhere. So, she enlists the help of Willow to teach her. And of course, Buffy comes along for the ride.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Buffy S., Faith L. - Complete
Earthquakes And Sharks by Victoria Lilly reviews
And Miley, of course, was always up for fun. Who calls fumbling around like a idiot fun? Lilly and Oliver are stuck taking care of a drunken Miley. Lollie. Long summary inside!
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,099 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007
The Impossibility by Rye-bread reviews
Kim Possible is fictional. Helen Keller is historical. Maybe there is a rememblence between the two. A fanfic with a difference, I hope.
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Whisper by wonderwall05 reviews
She knew what waited for her somewhere beyond that door, a world of chaos because everything had gone so terribly wrong, and she didn’t know any arithmancy equation that could fix it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Avoiding Injury by LisaT reviews
Seven, Naomi, JC. After a conversation with the Doctor, Seven of Nine takes a unique approach to preventing the injuries of childhood...
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Seven of Nine, Naomi W. - Complete
PostVampiracy Shock by erirose reviews
HGDM. Hermione is a vampire, turned under suspicious circumstances, postHBP. In a mixup, she turns Draco as well. What happens when Hermione realizes the powers she accidentally gave Draco could utterly destroy him and the entire wizarding world...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,777 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The CatSuit by Rose-Divine reviews
All dialogue fic. B'Elanna asks Seven a question and gets a little more information than she expects in return.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2005 - B. Torres, Seven of Nine - Complete
WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR by Kayryn reviews
Seven needs to learn some basics about being human and it seems Kathryn is the one she trusts. A friendship story. No J/C... this time.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2002 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine - Complete
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Kamikaze reviews
What happens when one person's sacrifice drives another over the edge? Short RonHermione piece like less than 500 words based during the War. Please R&R! Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Scars of War reviews
The remaining members of the Order are trying to survive the continuing War. Hermione is forced into a position of responsibility before she is ready with dire consequences. In order to end the War, the location of the Dark Lord must be revealed. Rated T
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Hermione G.
The Answer to the Riddle reviews
An alternate ending to the movie Hannibal because I didn't like either endings provided by Mr. Harris or the movie writers. Rated T since this is Hannibal we're talking about.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/19/2007
Heroes and Demons reviews
Spoilers Oneshot featuring the aftermath of Claire's experience. Niki's also a featured player but no femslash. Due to the nature of the beast, it might be considered a touchy subject for some people.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Complete
The Best Birthday Present reviews
Violet hoped never to have to confront her memories. Unfortunately, she may have toand she may have to tell her siblings what happened to her when they were with Olaf. Its a oneshot with chapters, if you will. Chapter 4 up!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,004 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/13/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Complete