Author has written 2 stories for Yu Yu Hakusho.
Welcome to the new, shiny and somewhat uncluttered version of my profile. Be blinded by the light!
What's New: There's a large section featuring the Seven Skulls Gang and a new section of quotes to replace what I took down.
Upcoming: I'm gearing up to post a new story, The Guardian. Don't worry, I haven't forgotten Toki's Satu. They'll actually intersect at some point.
I haven't even started on the next chapter of TS, (sorry!sorry!) but I'll try to answer most questions and clear up all the confusion in it.
Please tell me if I mispell any name/places/common words in my stories! I can' t catch everything!
(If I could, I'd go out for softball.)
The Seven Skulls Gang
Ordered From Worst Fighter to Best
Hentai- the pervert
Real Name: Chris
Height: 5' 6
Eye color: Hazel
Hair style & color: Black, greased into a fohawk
Body Build: Wiry muscles, thin arms and legs with a head to match
Normal dress: Extremely short jean cut-offs, magenta flip-flops
Piercing: Tow skulls in each eyebrow, one in each pec, nose ring and one small tongue stud
Tattoos: You don't want to know. Really, you don't.
Weapon: Hentai prefers not to fight, and isn't very good at it. He'd rather throttle opponents, but rarely gets the chance. Sometimes he'll keep a small pistol.
General Personality: Hentai, well, it's rather self-explaining, isn't it? Sometimes he makes everyone nervous, other times, he's the life of the party. He has a strange and rather unintelligent accent.
True Self: Hentai, much like Rex, wants to be a teenager for life and never face the responsibilities of being an adult. He likes to gross people out and is rash with decision making.
Other Facts: Hentai has a new girlfriend AND a steady boyfriend... as well as several others he calls "good buddies"
Secret Life: Hentai has a knack for drawing things, especially bird and trees.
Favorite song: "I'm too Sexy" ~ Right Said Fred and "Baby got Back"~ Sir Mix Alot
Real Name: Danior
Eye color: Bright Blue
Hair style & color: Buzz cut, light brown
Body Build: Extremely skinny, he has hollowed cheeks and you can count each rib. This also makes his eyes look huge. He has a round head, with small jaw.
Normal dress: Tight, black leather pants. Normally girls since most boy sizes are too big for him.
Piercing: Two in each eyebrow
Tattoos: None, Skull won't let him get one
Weapon: Agility and dexterity
General Personality: Bones is the annoying little brat who you wish would just go away... unless he's helping you get revenge. The other members will often use Bones as a scapegoat, sending him off to do their dirty work. He doesn't realize he's being taken advantage of.
True Self: Bones is trying to prove himself to the gang. He can't seem to gain the loyalty that they give to Skull, so he tries to act cool but rarely can back it up. One day he wants to take over the gang.
Other Facts: Bones is Skull's little brother
Secret Life: Bones goes to playgrounds every once in a while just to be a kid. But never when anyone else is there. He's very shy around people his own age.
Favorite quote: "We're family, Danny, and I'm not leaving you. We're all we've got.
Real Name: Daemyn
Eye color: Dark Blue
Hair color: Shaved almost bald, would be brown.
Body Build: Heavily muscled with broad shoulders and narrow hips. A square jaw and head as well as block teeth give him the appearance of either a skull or and ape.
Normal dress: Tight, black leather pants. No shirt.
Piercing : Skull earrings on lower lip, right eyebrow and left pec--did them all himself.
Tattoos: A large skull and crossbones sprawls across his back, MAMA'S BOY written beneath it, and a rose done beneath that.
Weapon: a single Kodachi
General Personality: A well-spoken tough guy who's almost charming. He keeps the others in line with sharp hand signals and code words. They obey him without question, even if they aren't the best fighters.
True Self: Skull is really a softie at heart. He took in the others when he was expelled from college. Skull just wants to have fun, but resorts to robbery to support his friends. He wishes he could go back and live with his mother.
Other Facts: Skull's actually very good with his hands. He actually made all the skull earrings that the gang wears as well as his kodachi. He also plays nurse after one of their fights. Skull wants to be an engineer or metalworker someday.
Secret Life: Skull works a part time job at McDonalds and is saving away to go back to college.
Favorite quote: Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sauté it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it. ~Bubba, Forest Gump
Real Name: Kevin
Height: 5' 7
Eye color: beady blue
Hair style & color: completely bald, he actually polishes his head
Body Build: Lard is big-boned with plenty of cushion between anything important and his skin. He has a sharp nose, pointy chin and broad forehead
Normal dress: Jeans stretched to the max. Sometimes he pops a button. His belly rolls over the belt line.
Piercing: Upper lip, both pecs
Tattoos: MOTHER in German (Mutter) across his right arm
Weapon: His fat
General Personality: Lard often just stands around, grinning but not comprehending much. His IQ isn't very high. He can be something of a clown but can't stand to see anyone down in the dumps.
True Self: Lard is surprisingly observant and sensitive to other's feelings. He is also amazingly subtle about handling those problems
Other Facts: Lard was actually going to be a model. That is, until he tried a prototype hair dye that made his every last follicle fall out. Since then he gorged himself on junk food, and has forced himself to forget. Now he focuses more on the needs of others. And, believe it or not, Lard is a vegetarian.
Secret Life: Lard has been trying to get a job as a ramen vendor, but his weight makes the employers suspicious.
Favorite movie: Remember the Titians
Real Name: Goro
Origin: Pacific Islands
Eye color: gray
Hair style & color: Wiry, springy and hasn't seen a brush or comb for years. But he keeps his beard nicely trimmed. All black
Body Build: Short and squat with broad shoulders and hips. He's heavier muscled than Skull, but no matter what he does, he can't get rid of his small potbelly. He also has a very square jaw, but his forehead is wider
Normal dress: faded blue jeans, his chains draped over his chest and back
Piercing: Nose, two in left eyebrow, three on lower lip as well as one tongue stud
Tattoos: BAD TO THE BONE on a banner wrapped around his left upper arm. Done professionally before he joined the gang
Weapon: several chains with various attachments including a spearhead, a large iron ball and a smaller spiked ball that he rarely uses
General Personality: Quiet, because he doesn't have much to say.
True Self: His greatest joy is his weapons, which he polishes regularly. He also loves wrestling. Otherwise, not much excites him. As a child he dreamed of singing opera
Other Facts: He's actually quite good at karaoke
Secret Life: He doesn't have much of one. When he's not with the gang, he hits the bars.
Common Phrase: Well, well, well
Real Name: Julio
Eye color: Green
Hair style & color: dark brown and moosed up into little spikes all over his head. He wants to get the points dyed different colors
Body Build: Medium shoulders with slightly narrow hips. He's muscled, but not beefed out like Chains and Skull
Normal dress: Black jeans and black cowboy boots with a green-eyed copper head on each
Piercing: Left eyebrow, right pec, and belly button
Tattoos: One spiraling snake around his left forearm
Weapon: Twin snake sais (daggers with three prongs) He also like to freak his opponents out
General Personality: Rex is a playful tease who'd rather be playing pranks and goofing-off than anything else
True Self: Rex is a typical teenager. Not much stays in his brain before it comes out his mouth.
Other Facts: Rex spilt his tongue when he licked barbed wire as a child on a dare.
Secret Life: Rex has a pet boa named Squeezie that he keeps in the sewers and back allies. He loves Squeezie more than anything and pampers her to death. He also has a girlfriend at the pet store that he bought Squeezie from, and she's just as much a punk as he is.
Favorite Band: The Black Eyed Peas
Real Name: Keitaro
Eye color: Black
Hair style & color: One bald stripe going down the middle of his head, black hair about 5" long, gelled up to look like bat wings
Body Build: Thin shoulders and hips, long scrawny legs. He shaves all his hair but on the sides of his head. Has a pointy chin with broad forehead.
Normal dress: Short blue jean cutoffs
Peircings: A skull in each eyebrow
Tatoos: Badly done black bats with bloody fangs all over his body. The gang cut them, then traced over with red & black permanent markers
Weapon: A beloved aluminum bat and some darts every now and then
General Personality: Cold and dangerous. His gaze is peircing, but he gets little respect from his fellow gang members.
True Self: Bat wants to race motorcycles and finally earn some respect. He is exasperated and embarrassed when with the gang. But he's loyal beyond measure to Skull.
Other Facts: Bat is very street smart and often keeps the gang out of trouble. He handles break-ins since he's the sneakiest.
Secret Life: Bat loves baseball. On weekends he puts on sweats and baseball cap and heads out to a field where he coaches little kids.
Least Favorite Quote: "Duna nana nananana nana BATMAN!" ~Bones
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Family and Friends
Well, at least on this van your brakes wor-- MOM! DON'T HIT THE OLD LADIES! ~Me
Dang, old dingbats! Can't they see I have to pee? ~Mom
(Clutching heart and breathing heavy) I can't believe you almost ran over three old ladies in a Walmart parking lot! What-- DON'T HIT THE YOUNG DINGBATS EITHER! ~Me
You gotta breathe one of these days!~ Jessa
Don't you whip me with your shiny metal hair! ~Alyssa
(whilst playing defense in 'Ultimate Frisbee) Random Girl:Somebody get Shaun! (Shaun is open, dive for the frisbee, crashes, and completely misses) Me: No worries, Shaun has himself. Shaun: The affection is totally one-sided, I swear! I had nothing to do with it!
Work what muscles? Muscles? Oh, You mean the writhing ball of agony in my stomach! ~Me
(refering to her purse) This is my life. It's ugly, I know, but this is my life. Oh man! There's nothing in here! ~Kristen
(referring to the barf bag) I've never seen one of these things in real life before... ((peeks inside)) Ew! Somebody put gum in here! That's so gross! How'm I supposed to puke in there? ~Ayanna
There will be no PDS on this trip. That's no Public Displays of Affection. ~Gary
French grammar is directly from Hell. ~Steven Smith, US Consulate for Australia
Aaaaah! Kristen! You're straightener just tried to fry my brain! ~Sabrina
If you liked my tour, my name is Tim. If you didn't, it's Terry. ~Tim
It doesn't help having Steve Irwin as an ambassador. (bus goes around a small trafic circle very quickly, Luke stumbles and almost falls, we laugh) God, I love roundabouts. ~Luke
Michelle: FYI, hottub is not hot. Hillary: Yeah, it's more like luke-warm-tub.
(Tori is trying to knock the sand off her shoes) Yeaaahhh. The only way you're getting that stuff out is if you're name is Jesus. ~Mikki
Hey! I may had a few accidents in the kitchen, set a few fires and made a few messes that are unremoveable from the ceiling, but I am still a better cook! ~Talor
Cody: No... no-no! You're doing it all wrong! Here, do it like this... Mikki: Cody, you can iron? You're like a housewife! Jen: Hey... my other clothes are kinda wrinkly, too,if you wanna...Cody: T_T No. Thanks, but no.
Save water! Shower with a friend! ~Alison
You can't sing a song until you take off my clothes! I mean, your clothes. Take off your clothes! (Insert favorite muttered curse here) Erm, the clothes that you're wearing that are mine, take them off! ~John
Mikki:TimTams! One-seventy-six! Swish! Cody: How'd they get a six if they don't have pennies? 0.o
Party in the laundry room! ~Me, Cody, Tori and Mikki
No, I'm not a good tennis player. I'm just athletic. ~April
April, you are a paradox within yourself. You are the smart, anime-watching geek who's also the athletic extrodinare.I love you. ~Me
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