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oh hai thar. i'm weird and unhip with a claim to a bajillion heritages. I like music, harry potter, and my cellphone. and making fun of things/people is sort of my thing. i'm addicted to it's always sunny in philidelphia and house m.d. i write for fun and have a fucked up sense of humor. robert downey jr is who i wank off to. any questions?

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Fighting The Green by violentartista reviews
Neville is the Boy Who Lived, Harry Potter is a Slytherin. Both have a destiny to fulfill, but Harry is the one who can't seem to cope.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 132,240 - Reviews: 1402 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Tenacity by Strange and Intoxicating -rsa reviews
The chains of fate shattered at Zack Fair's feet when he survived that day in the wastelands. For two thousand years, Gaia was tethered to the circle of destruction and hate, but now... now they all must watch and wait. This is the beginning. multiship
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 87 - Words: 388,295 - Reviews: 1925 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Zack F., Cloud S.
Avatar of the Occuria by phoenix catcher reviews
Harry/Vaan. Elf:Harry. Harry is taken from Earth by the Occuria and put on Ivalice and raised by Balthier and the Empire. The game from the prospective of a concerned Harry as a Magister. Will include Earth after the Game.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 123,769 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Vaan
LoveHate Relationship by dark-night-sky reviews
Next Gen. ScorpiusAlbus. None-canon characters. Albus makes his way through school with an innocent crush on a certain Malfoy. Of course, with James as your brother, Scorpius as your crush and such a clever best friend, things never really stay simple
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 141,580 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Child of Grace by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
Hiatus. AU. The Girl-Who-Lived discovers the wizarding world and unearths secrets that could change her life forever. Or end it. Fifth Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 54 - Words: 370,545 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Harry P., Luna L., Blaise Z., Tom R. Jr.
Gives You Hell by azzie adams reviews
Albus and Harry Potter died many years ago. Accusing them of being vampires, Carlisle saw them hang, lifeless, cold, dead. He didn't expect to meet them 300 years later in Forks. But their sordid past seems to have followed them. EC/HP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 175,528 - Reviews: 2181 - Favs: 2,748 - Follows: 3,105 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Edward
Coexistence is Boredom by Sakurazukamori6 reviews
A new deathnote. A new plan for world sanctity. And an entirely misled Catholic clergy. Raito and L take their respective places on the sides of their own justice. A final battle waged in the Garden of Eden. LRaitoL. For a Brief Moment.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 232,973 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 11/16/2006
Harry Riddle by snarryvader81 reviews
What if Tom Marvolo Riddle was Harry's biological father?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 80,525 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
First Love Lost by Oracle Vas reviews
An unfortunate truth is that the things we want most can come at the wrong time. If we're lucky, we find them again a second time. If not, we live with the past and hope for a brighter future. My name is Bella, and my first love was Jasper Whitlock.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,618 - Reviews: 1751 - Favs: 1,800 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Nothing Left to Lose by SarahJayneFics reviews
Edward Cullen made Bella Swan’s life a living hell from age ten to twelve. Finally fed up with the torment and teasing, she moved to Phoenix. Now she’s seventeen, beautiful, has a new sense of confidence, and is back in Forks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,850 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Bella, Jasper
The Firebrand Chronicles: Behind Closed Doors by Avian Swallow reviews
Potter has the fame, Malfoy has the power, what does that leave for Blaise Zabini? Only to stand in the shadows, watch, and occasionally do the unexpected. Not that the first year at Hogwarts is ever what anyone expects. This is his story. Book One
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,393 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
Unknown Relations: The Chamber of Secrets by ksomm814 reviews
Complete. Orion Black is back for another year at Hogwarts but his hope for a peaceful year is quickly pushed aside by a pompous Defense teacher, mysterious voices in the walls and the heir of Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,756 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Relativity by AudioAesthetic reviews
Theodore Nott gen. Because the Devil never tells his side of the story. AN: This is what happened to my other Nott-centric story. If you liked that, this one is much better.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,209 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Theodore N., Draco M.
True Elision by Ezan reviews
YAOI RaitoRyuzaki.Raito dies and becomes nothing. But the Shinigami need his soul,so they give him a second chance.They recreate his spirit and send him to a hellish trial where he must face his living nightmares.Intense romance comes late in fic
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 298,904 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 5/8/2007
Near likes L by artemisgirl reviews
It's simple: Near likes L. But the quest for Near to reach L's heart isn't nearly so simple at all. LxNear with slight MelloxNear
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,132 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007 - L, Near - Complete
Valentine by artemisgirl reviews
Valentine's Day is a special holiday to all the Wammy's House children. But can Mello and Near both make the most out of such a day? oneshot MelloNear fluff
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Near, Mello - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2175 - Favs: 3,493 - Follows: 3,025 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Winter Wonderland by artemisgirl reviews
A series of loosely connected oneshots set at Wammy's House, updated daily for the week before Christmas. Expect fluff and humor here! And Merry Christmas! MN, MM, LMN and whatever else I end up writing. Love you all!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,199 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 12/18/2006 - L, Near, Mello, Matt
Darkness Within by C.Queen reviews
When everything goes wrong Matt leaves home to start his life over again with his childhood friend Rika, a fellow digimon tamer and someone who understands what it takes to face the darkness that lurks inside them both. JeriTak SoraTai (rest undecided)
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,142 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Ruki M./Rika N., Yamato I./Matt
You Want What? by lunakatrina reviews
Harry is being forced to bond with Snape, but Harry isn't going to sit back and let that happen! ...Seriously...he's not
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,197 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Scar Tissue reviews
What happens when a burnout meets a future dropout? A whole lot of philosphy apparently. Jasper/Bella. AU, All Human. Borderline crack!fic, with a dash of angst tossed in.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella, Jasper