Arrant Schemata
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Joined 05-25-05, id: 820058, Profile Updated: 06-13-14
Author has written 23 stories for Stargate: SG-1, Bones, and Castle.

Here's a little about me:

I'm a twenty something primary school teacher in the UK. I love watching TV, reading crime novels and fanfiction, when my job allows. I got into fanfiction because of Stargate: SG1 and it's snowballed from there. I'm a sci-fi and crime fan and will read most things linked to the shows I watch.

I have written fanfiction previously, but my real life as a teacher seems to like to get in the way or me writing anything, and I also prefer reading to writing so I often use my free time for that instead.

Let me know if you like any of my stuff, or even if you don't as constructive criticism is productive.

Arrant Schemata

P.S. I'm trying to turn over a new leaf and actually review stories I enjoy, as I'm usually one of those awful readers who only read and never really respond. Been faiing recently - must get better.

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Cosmic collision by Natters reviews
Part 1: Cosmic Collision - Jack needs Sam to help the collision of Comet Tempel 1 with NASA's Deep Impact probe. Part 2: Ba'als Blunder - Ba'al steals something important. Complete
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,947 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 7/3/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Wake To The Light by Dmarx reviews
He's pretty sure he will never stop being amazed by her. Never. Spoilers for 4x23. Sequel: Every New Day.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Dash It All by chezchuckles reviews
A 'Dash Away' sequel.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 268,088 - Reviews: 2867 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
The Soft Skeleton by Solomynne reviews
Sara is disturbed by terrible nightmares after taking on a case involving a mysterious young woman. She and Grissom work together to find out what happened, and Grissom becomes jealous after Sara is asked out on a date. GSR all the way baby.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,767 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sara S., Gil G.
A Hint to The Powers That Be by LJEvans reviews
Hints to the SG1 writers for scenes we would have liked to have seen in season 9 and scenes we would still like to see in season 10. SJ
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 44,394 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 8/17/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Castles In The Air by Lasrevinu reviews
I am not afraid of storms for I am learning how to sail my ship. GSR
CSI - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 91 - Words: 153,848 - Reviews: 2848 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Sara S., Gil G. - Complete
Vischio by VR Trakowski reviews
A Christmas story...a little late. GS
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,590 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Gil G., Sara S. - Complete
Monkey Business by Natters reviews
ALL REVIEWERS PLEASE READ EPILOGUE FOR SURPRISE! SG1 are invited to a wedding and a fertility ceremony. SamJack & DanJan
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 83,817 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/13/2006 - Published: 6/13/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Steamin' Windows by mishy-mo reviews
Funny and suggestive SJ, mentioned DanJan WARNING: this is a dirty as your own mind makes it.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,225 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 10/25/2004 - [S. Carter, J. O'Neill] - Complete
A Christmas Nightmare by Lingren reviews
Major General Jack O'Neill returns to the SGC to spend a quiet Christmas with his friends. But as always, nothing quite goes according to his plans.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,668 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 12/21/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Solid blood of the spirits by Lola Me reviews
During SG1’s first mission after Jack’s torture by Baal, he is still struggling to come to terms with what happened to him. An interesting discovery and unexpected arrival places the team and Earth itself in danger. SJ of course! COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 90,245 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/24/2005 - Published: 8/9/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Compromising Positions: A Very Sticky Situation by Kate McCaye reviews
The end of the ‘Compromising Positions’ series is, of course, the most embarrassing of all, for all of SG1. SJ. Now Complete.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,782 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 8/26/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Compromising Positions: Tied Up by Kate McCaye reviews
SG1 has been having a string of bad luck offworld, much to the delight of the SGC betting pools.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,299 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 8/6/2005
Birthday Traditions 8 by Kate McCaye reviews
Cassie decides to use Daniel and Sam's party to knock some sense into Jack, Sam, and maybe even Pete. The events of Reckoning and Threads interrupt, and everyone has to start over.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,669 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/16/2005 - Published: 6/23/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
True Happiness by Jessa4865 reviews
Something goes horribly awry on a mission and the SGC is left at the mercy of a threeyearold's whims. COMPLETE!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,056 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 5/24/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Wedding of the Century by Cateye78239 reviews
You are cordially invited to the wedding of Jonathan James O'Neill and Samantha Elizabeth Carter.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,028 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 6/14/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Birthday Traditions 7 by Kate McCaye reviews
This year, the party is a trip. Set after Chimera, before Death Knell. SJ UST.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,748 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/10/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005 - S. Carter
Small Favors by Eve8 reviews
Thor wants Sam and Jack's help, and doesn't want to take 'no' for an answer. Season 7, AU. SJ, of course.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,577 - Reviews: 1587 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/7/2005 - Published: 3/6/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Birthday Traditions 6 by Kate McCaye reviews
Sam has to celebrate without Daniel this year, but that doesn't mean she has to do it alone.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,422 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 4/24/2005 - S. Carter
The Visit by PhDelicious reviews
They grew up together, but will they grow old together? A totally AU SJR fic. Complete, at 10 chapters. Sequel forthcoming.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,772 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Complete
Birthday Traditions 5 by Kate McCaye reviews
Jack's got a lot up his sleeve this year for Sam and Daniel's birthday. Complete.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,860 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 2/27/2005 - S. Carter - Complete
Birthday Traditions 4 by Kate McCaye reviews
Rating for a bit of language and some legal drinking, just to be sure. Year 4, slumber party SG-1 style. SJ of course.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,597 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 2/13/2005 - S. Carter
Birthday Traditions 3 by Kate McCaye reviews
Year 3. Sam and Daniel's birthday party. This year it's at O'Malley's. Somebody's Daddy's not too happy. SJ.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,191 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/11/2005 - Published: 2/9/2005 - S. Carter
Birthday Traditions 2 by Kate McCaye reviews
Sequel, or second part of "Birthday Traditions" series. Jack throws a birthday party. Sort of SJ.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,525 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/6/2005 - Published: 1/29/2005 - S. Carter
Blame it on the Tinsel by Eve8 reviews
Rated for very mild language. Carter's expecting lots of family, and when they finally show up, Jack gets snowed in with them. Christmas, a crazy family, some strange traditions, and mistletoe feature prominently. SJ. Complete.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,722 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/4/2005 - Published: 12/27/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Birthday Traditions by Kate McCaye reviews
Season 1 story. Not sure about the rating, the story includes legal drinking and some mild language. Basically, Jack throws a birthday party for the science twins. SJ also
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,468 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/3/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005 - J. O'Neill
What Will It Take? by SG1-Fanfic reviews
Jack and Sam are stranded on a deserted planet. The journey home will require the efforts of all members of SG-1. SamJack UST leading to RST.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 76 - Words: 172,524 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 9/25/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
No Room To Wiggle by mossley reviews
Final chapter added. Grissom tricked Sara into going to a conference with him. What's going to happen now that she knows the truth? A sequel to Wiggle Room. Rating may change later.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,759 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 7/10/2004 - Sara S., Gil G. - Complete
Young Love by Daft As Jack reviews
What Would Have happened If Jack and Sam met at University? COMPLETED
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,379 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/28/2004 - Published: 12/7/2003 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
In The Center by VR Trakowski reviews
Journeys bring changes, whether one likes it or not. GSR Now complete
CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,734 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/5/2004 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Gil G., Sara S. - Complete
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Confrontation reviews
A confrontation, confessions and a promise.
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Paper Over the Cracks reviews
Just a little something I wrote in the sun today to help me to justify Castle's behaviour in the promo of the Limey.
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
More to Life reviews
Sitting in her tent alone in the middle of the island of Maluku Dr Temperance Brennan came to the realisation that Sully had been right all those years ago, there really was more to life than corpses and murderers. B/B
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Whirlwind reviews
Sam's angry as she goes to visit Jack after Daniel in Shades of Grey - just what will happen?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
A Way reviews
Have you ever thought of love, from its point of view?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/3/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Comrade in Arms reviews
How Sam and Jack get together after Jacob's death, inspired by a tragic event in my own life.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
I Could reviews
Jacob leaves a letter for Sam will she follow her heart or her head?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/16/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Look reviews
Someone sees a look on Jack's face that she hasn't seen before
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Do You? reviews
Sam's internal thoughts make you own decision of the outcome
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/13/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Where Now? reviews
Little moments in time for alternate reality Sam and Jack's sometimes how they meet, somtimes specific moments in their life depends what the muse feels like!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,005 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 3/6/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Love Isn't reviews
Just a little something I wrote and then forgot about. SJ as always
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/12/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
We Might As Well Be Strangers reviews
Jack's thoughts after the events of Affinity, I know it's been done but this is my take on it.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/6/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
A Disagreement With My Bed reviews
Missing Scene before scene at Jack's cabin. The story now continues with the journey to the cabin and being at Jack's cabin. Complete fluff.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,381 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/4/2006 - Published: 7/18/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
I Would Have Loved You Anyway reviews
Not my usual but please give it a go blame country music for the angst I do
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Thank God for SelfAdhesive Envelopes reviews
A little drabble about Sam and the recent changes in her life.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/12/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Single Again reviews
An explanation to Sam's response to Barratt in Ex Deus Machina Wishful thinking! Reposted due to grammar errors
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Somewhere Only We Know reviews
What if a song was all the push they needed to make things right?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 10/6/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
I'm Sorry reviews
Sam apologises to Jack for her behaviour
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
General O'Neill's Retirement Party reviews
A retirement, a party, a speech
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
I Won't Say It reviews
A Disney song and it's effect on Sam
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/14/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Damned If I Do reviews
Sam's thoughts before she gets out of the car at Jack's house in Threads
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Walking in the Rain reviews
Sam has something on her mind so she takes a walk to try and sort through her feelings post Threads
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Save the Last Dance for Me reviews
What would happen if Jack had to drive Sam to his own promotion party?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/16/2005 - Published: 6/11/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter