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Joined 03-26-00, id: 8201
Author has written 18 stories for Harry Potter, X-Men: The Movie, Spirited Away, Lord of the Rings, Sherlock Holmes, and Spider-Man.

Hoy! This is Imp, which means nothing to you because you know nothing else. Most probably. Unless of course you've read and reviewed most of what I've written. Which still could mean nothing. But perhaps you've read the very old fics which began my career here? No...of course not. Anyhow, you might though. Yes?

I write Sherlock Holmes, Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter fanfiction. To some extent. I am fond of the Harry Potter fandom for one simple reason - it's amusing to write, with no worries about ruining anything inimitable. I get a little worried attempting my limited skill and perception in connection with the former two categories. Messing around w/ HP is fun.Yep. Ha. I've written X-Men as well. Because Kurt Wagner is cool (only movie-fics). And since Spirited Away is the best of all animated films, I wrote a one-shot Haku story!

Vaya con Dios - adios! Adieu. Dasveedanya. Bye. Toodles - IMP

ps. Slash sucks. Pure and simple.

For she who was,

but isn't;

A child meant to live.

For babies' lives,

'n blood ended;

A rhyme to say she was.

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Catching Up by InFabula reviews
Set immediately after the end of Goblet of Fire, Sirius follows Dumbledore's instructions to lie low at Lupin's. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,985 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Return of the Pig by Serene Rose reviews
A pig, who has read the books, but never seen the movies... then something happens to him, that will change his life forever.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/19/2004
Sacramentally, My Dear Watson by March Hare reviews
Was Sherlock Holmes a Roman Catholic? Another brief monograph from the mad musings of March Hare.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/24/2003
Dark Night by Firiel-Earth'sDaughter reviews
A sonnet that attempts to describe Frodo's feelings as he draws nearer to Mount Doom. RotK, strictly canonical. Please, please review!!! It really means a lot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2003 - Frodo B.
A Sombre Rationale by Auspicious Rose reviews
As his three year absence quickly nears an end, Holmes uneasily considers his past choices... and how they will affect his closest friend.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/11/2003 - Complete
Listen-- by Amy G reviews
It's all Remus seems able to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/24/2001
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Dumbledore is DEAD reviews
HPB spoilers! Yes, to some extent. Offthewall ought to be its own category. Fave of mine.Harry is now down all father figures [including his father] except Remus Lupin, if a werewolf counts. Absurdity taken seriously may cause grave side effects.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/11/2005
Scars That Don't Show reviews
PostGoF, Oneshot conversation: Harry encounters Neville in the dorm after the climax and Neville's runin with Bellatrix and the Cruciatus Curse. Some scars don't stick out like lightningbolts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Neville L. - Complete
The Wizard's Duel? reviews
HP gets a letter from a certain dark wizard which starts a series of extremely humorous - if strange - events. (Who can tell the whims of inspiration. Things can be chaotic in house with HP freaks dwelling; thankfully, they're gone now.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 8/2/2004 - Published: 8/1/2000
Aquiesced to Madness reviews
Vignette concerning Norman Osborn's descent into madness. Insanity is a frightening force; ambition is a powerful drive. Power perhaps, corrupts...power as an end in itself is insanity.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/19/2004
Not Beyond Healing reviews
Between Orodruin's hoplessness at the end of the Quest, and waking in Ithilien. Sam woke and thought all a dream. But he had not the burden of Frodo. Was the Ring too great a trial to allow healing?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2004
Children's Whims reviews
chapter 6 A case during Holmes' career. In need of streamlining, but not much could be lost in adding another few pages, chapter-wise. Perhaps someday, it will be finished. Soon as Doc.manager is back online
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,123 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/14/2003 - Published: 7/22/2003
Unbroken reviews
What happens to faith, or hope, when darkness seems to obscure everything? Bitterness easily overcomes all else when suffering seems to prevail... (Note:Do you know I hate genres? Bloody confusing...)
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2003
It's Saying A Lot Too Much reviews
It's been some years since Frodo departed to the Grey Havens. Sam sits up with the Red Book, thinking...still torn in some way over Frodo's absence. This is not Movie-verse, nor is it slash, thank you.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/18/2003
Abandoned Sanctuary reviews
Where does one go, seeking safety, peace? Set before Storm and Jean come to see Kurt Wagner; X2.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/15/2003
Paper Lanterns' Light reviews
Something set perhaps a few days - or even just a day before Chihiro arrives. Haku with a few moments peace to think and wonder? I can't think of a more precise summarization (such irritating things) -
Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/14/2003
Catastrophic or Claustrophobic? reviews
This is very odd but certainly humorous. HP is having a wonderful day... (Unfinished. Something of a spoof of my perception of HP, and a strange plot-bunny.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 5/11/2003 - Published: 3/8/2001
Ave Maria reviews
Very brief 'moment' it might be called, with other characters during Jean and Logan's talk in X2 (Nightcrawler...) - I won't say anymore in case of spoiling the movie.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/11/2003
TOM reviews
*Fourth Chapter Added: 8/30/01*Harry and his gang are now graduated and the Dark Lord has again become a myth and a familiarity among curse words. But what has happened to Hogwarts reputable staff? What has changed for the students? Let's see...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,913 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8/30/2001 - Published: 8/26/2001
Draco andDeadness? reviews
This is, uhh, weird. BEWARE. (Written nearly 4 years ago, with the dubious influence of ennui and absurdity to drive it.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 8/12/2000
Voldemort and........? reviews
This is probably the weirdest one yet, and you probably won't understand this if you havn't read 'Snape and the Funny Guy' and 'Pettigrew and the Giant Slug' (if you don't have avery weird sense of humor then, this might not seem very funny to you)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7/23/2000
Pettigrew and the Giant Slug reviews
Another one in my 'series.' (Again, be warned. KEY WORDS: absurd, strange, disjointed, 4yearsold.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7/22/2000
Snape and the Funny Guy reviews
BWAHAHAHAHA! (Absurdity may be a gift, but taken seriously may cause grave side-effects. 1st thing uploaded, as an experiment.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 45 - Published: 7/12/2000
Ron and THE DEEP VOICE reviews
Strangeness. (If absurdity you seek, and a grave lack of sense, by all means peruse this 4 year old piece. Do not expect anymore.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/23/2000
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