Author has written 7 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Pet Shop of Horrors, Twelve Kingdoms, Dragon Age, Elder Scroll series, and Harry Potter.
HEY THERE EVERYONE! This is Lanari here! We are once again owned by ONE person and one person only: ME. Windsurfer! Wind for short, OR you can just call me Lilith!
I love puppies and kittens (mostly kittens) and small rodents with an unhealthy obsession for pairing up any character I come across and a love for Zelda, Dragon Age, Skyrim and ancient torture! I enjoy moonlit book sessions, challxing on the couch to Bones, and studying the best way to mentally CRACK a person like a walnut with my psychology textbooks! I actually hate walnuts...what else do I like that is hard to crack...? OH I KNOW! Learning how to mentally crack a person like Alistair's chastity belt! :D
Yes, I think I am insane. Yes, I am like this all the time. Well, after consuming an entire 12 pack of soda. I have written MANY a story and can NEVER seem to finish a damned one, soooo don't hold your breath unless you NAG me. I'll probably get my major writing mojo back once I'm in a stable home, with a stable job, and a stable life.
ANY WAY! Enjoy! And nag.
Always nag. Or no updates. XD
Okay now that I'm feeling a little more sane I look back at that and regret everything. I'll leave it up to shudder at every so often but here's a slightly calmer profile:
My screen name is Lanari; you can call me whatever you wish and that does include various forms of swear words and insults. I study Psychology and do various forms of writing. Lately though I've been working on comics that I could actually publish so unless you DEMAND I finish something you will probably be waiting QUITE a while for me to get my writing mojo back because well...I've been in a fanfiction rut since I got my new job. I try and write fanfiction then kind of...loose interest. You know how it goes.
I promise: I WILL revamp The Dragon Queen! I have a LOT of people following that story and I'm not quite sure why because I wrote it after downing an entire case of mountain dew. But it was a good idea! I promise I will work on it...EVENTUALLY! Nothing will be the same...believe me.
So work to the wise: the best way to get me to update is to nag me. It may knock some inspiration on me between me working, scaring myself shitless during research for a paranormal comic, and sleeping like a dead person. I check my email EVERY DAY.
Okay well, I've jabbered enough. This is Lanari signing out!
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