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Joined 05-25-05, id: 820563, Profile Updated: 04-14-14
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Sky High, and Inuyasha.

Friendship Prayer

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch... Amen.

Random Quote:

"If you're not Ken, don't expect me to be Barbie."

=Hello!=

Can anyone recommend any good time travel fics *centering around Sakura* (and Kakashi?) in the Naruto fandom? I really want to read some but I can't really find many and I'm getting tired of searching fruitlessly... So I figured I'd just ask my lovely fellow fanfictioners! =)

Updates:

4-14-14

Okay. So I've made some changes. Go read the newest chapters of my stories and you'll understand. But for those who like to know what they're getting into beforehand, I've decided to put both An Interesting New Year and Mystery up for adoption. Everything else you need to know is in the new chapter in both stories. Also: For the time being, and while I'm trying to get my head on straight, I've taken down Secrets Kept. I'm gonna write everything out first and then do regular updates. And I'm gonna fix it up. I now dislike it. It bothers me.


An Interesting New Year
Important Notice up
Mystery: Important Notice up

One more thing:
Don't steal other people's stories. It's rude, aggravating, and shows that you are completely uncreative to the point you can't think of your own ideas. kthx.

Things Going On With Me:

4-14-14

...Wow, haven't updated this thing in almost 3 years... Well, time flies, right? I've been super busy with school and work and just being lazy, to be perfectly honest. I may get around to posting something new if I get the inspiration. The stories I currently have will most likely be deleted soon just because looking at them makes me sad that I will never finish them, like I told myself I would when I started them. I had much more free time then. I plan on making some soon, though. I miss writing and I think I've improved a bit. Maybe y'all will let me know. I've recently gotten into some new fandoms so I may try my hand at those! See you soon (hopefully)!


Well, since you are here I better give you something to read!

Name: EvilFaerie17

Age: guess; you might get a prize.

Gender: To quote from the hilarious song "Anything You Can Do (I Can Do Better)" from Annie Get Your Gun: "I'm a girl!"

Hair: Long, brownish-red. About to dye it again actually...

Location: Texas, but I do not, except on VERY few occasions where I am forced to laugh at myself 'cause it's so funny, and when I'm being ridiculous, have that overbearing accent movies portray us as having. Not all of us are hicks. We don't all ride horses to school in lieu of cars/bikes/walking/other transportation. We don't all carry shotguns everywhere (although most of us do have them). Cows and horses are everywhere in pastures on the side of the roads that have them, not all do. (That one I can't deny).

Some people say that I have an accent but neither they nor I know where it's from, but my mom is convinced that it is from New York. I have also been known to talk in a British accent without knowing it. I'm good with accents. I may not know what I'm saying if it's a different language, but I can say it spectacularly. I know, I'm weird...

Random: Don't mess with me because I can and will scare you, intentionally or not. Just ask anyone who knows me--I can scare anyone. It's a gift -smirk-. It's rather funny at times, hahaha. I am also fiercely protective of those I care about. Do not mess with those I care about in front of me and expect to get off scot-free. On another note, I love animals! I love tattoos; I have one and plan on more. I believe in the supernatural. I believe in God. I believe there is a reason for everything, but sometimes you don't know what the reason is. I believe in hope. I believe in dreams. I'm empathic and slightly psychic. I'm a strange cookie. *smiles*

Now, I want you all to be nice to these people. They are great and nice and awesome.

Lack Thereof and Yarochisai

Things I Like!

Colors: Red, Black, Blue, Green, Silver, Purple

Pairings:

Harry Potter--
Harry: Hermione, Luna
Hermione: Harry, Draco, TimeTravel!Sirius, TimeTravel!Remus, TimeTravel!Lucius, TimeTravel!Severus
Lily: James, Sirius, Remus, (sometimes)Severus

Inuyasha--
Kagome: Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, Miroku, TimeTravel!InuPapa

Naruto--
Sakura: Gaara, Shikamaru, Neji, Kakashi, Akatsuki
Naruto: Hinata, Sakura, Ino

Soul Eater--
Maka: Death the Kid, Soul

Sky High--
Layla: Warren

Life With Derek--
Derek: Casey

Danny Phantom--
Danny: Sam

Veronica Mars--
Veronica: ...really anyone, except Wallace

Wizards of Waverly Place--
Alex: Justin

Things I Don't Like!!

Color: Pink...Ugh

*Self Insert Stories--I usually despise these since the author typically creates a Mary Sue type character, as themself, who is absolutely bloody perfect and all powerful and has all the guys competing for her attention and love and it just makes me sick. The same goes for Gary Stu type characters with all the girls falling head-over-heels. However, I have come across one or two stories that made me laugh and fall in love and weren't the typical nightmare they usually are, so it's just a matter of wading through the bad to get to the actually funny and well-written.

*OC Pairings--These are, at least the ones I've come across, terrible. Absolutely terrible, as in completely unrealistic. Although, if anyone can send me in the direction of a good one, please, let me know and change my mind. I'm sure there are really great ones out there, because I've found a couple that have changed my mind to a certain degree.

Pairings:

Harry Potter--
Harry: GINNY
Hermione: RON

Inuyasha--
Sesshoumaru: Rin, Kagura

Naruto--
Sakura: Sasuke, Tobi

Sky High--
Layla: Will

Life With Derek--
Derek: Emily, Kendra
Casey: Max, Sam

Danny Phantom--
Danny: Valerie, Paulina
Sam: Tucker

Veronica Mars--
Veronica: Wallace

Wizards of Waverly Place--
Justin: Rosie
Alex: Mason

Things that bug me:

When people abuse their right to be stupid...especially on purpose!

The one person whispering in a dead silent room.

Nail tapping.

Being tapped on the shoulder.

Stupid people.

School.

Annoying people I have to deal with at work.

RANT TIME: When people bash other people's stories for no reason at all! They just tear the author down and don't leave an email to let them get back to you...those are the worst. If you're going to say something really mean, don't be a coward! Leave a way to get a hold of you... When people read a story and then bash the pairing throughout the whole review or bash the story itself--NEWSFLASH: you don't have to read it! If you don't like it, then don't read it! There! Problem: SOLVED! There IS a way to tell the author that they could have done something better by constructive criticism than by hating on them. Use the advice... When people use a cuss word in every single sentence. I write them in my stories and only say them in extreme situations or singing to a song, but I hate it when people say them all the time, or write them all the time in the story, unless that is how the character naturally is, thereby staying in character.

Okay, rant over!


Quotes I Like: (btw, I add new quotes at the bottom of the list... in case anyone cares...)

"Ok, how do you spell SBC? ...wait..." -my little sister

"We did it, we did it, oh yeah, yeah, yeah! You're not eating here tonight! Whoo! Eating here tonight no, no, no eating here tonight, you on a diet!" -Dory and Marlin from Finding Nemo.

"HONK!" -my older sister

"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming..." -Dory from Finding Nemo.

"Don't shoot the messenger; he has a horse ride to pay off." –Me.

“I love my shoes!” –Friend
“I like them t- whoa...” –Me
“We have the same shoes!” –Both of us

"You may now kiss the cow... Bride! Bride!" -Ryan Stiles, from Whose Line is it Anyway?.

"I CAN'T SLEEP!" - London
"AND NOW I CAN'T HEAR!" -Maddie
"NEITHER CAN I!" -Esteban
"NO YELLING IN THE LOBBY!" -Mr. Moseby, from the Suite Life of Zack and Cody.

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!" -Baker's wife
"It that you, my prince?" -Rapunzel
"Uh," deepens voice, "Yes!" -Baker's wife, from Into The Woods.

"Ee, ah, UNH!" slams door, "It's FLYING!" -Me, in relations to a BIG flying bug

"Stupid bugs..." -Me
"Why do we always find them in the restroom?" -my little sister
"Because they want to scare us on the toilet!" –Me.

"Put your hands up!" -inside joke between me and two friends.

"You look familiar, have I threatened you before?" -Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean

"When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a squirt gun and aim for the eyes!" -I heard it somewhere.

"I say that we take a cannon, aim it at his door and then knock three times and when he answers Sandy Claws will be no more!"
"You're so stupid think now, if we blow him up to smithereens, we may lose some pieces and then Jack will beat us black and green!" -Lock, Shock, and Barrel from The Nightmare Before Christmas.

"If you want me to smile, turn around and walk away, but if you want me to frown, go ahead, stay." -something I said to someone I didn't want to talk to at the time.

"AGONY!" -both Cinderella and Rapunzel's princes. It's part of a funny song from Into the Woods (just listen to the song: it's great!).

"I'd rather be a nerd than a superficial bitch." –Me.

"Meow!" -Colin Mochrie --From Whose Line Is It Anyway?

"When in danger, or in doubt, run in circles, scream, and shout." –Unknown.

"School gets in the way of my learning." -Mark Twain.

"Harry, I've left a letter telling your aunt & uncle not to worry-" –Lupin
"They won't" – Harry
"That you're safe-" –Lupin
"That'll just depress them" –Harry (Harry Potter).

“Now, let’s all show our skills as a family of profession thieves!”- Emiko (DNAngel)

"I don't believe it! I don't believe it! Oh Ron how wonderful! A prefect! That’s everyone in the family!" –Molly
"What are Fred and I, next-door neighbors?" –George (Harry Potter).

"One way for surviving high school: keep your head down and your mouth shut. That way nobody knows you even exist unless they crash into you on accident."- Unknown

“Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.” -Yogi Berra

“The only real diet: If it tastes good ... spit it out.” –Unknown

“I don’t really fit in,”- Raven
“He’s green, I’m half metal, and she’s from outer space. You fit in just fine,”- Cyborg (Teen Titans)

"Didn't your mother tell you not to play with fire? Maybe you weren't listening or you were too busy burning the house down."- Kenshin (Rurouni Kenshin)

"We've just witnessed what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the technical term is 'being an ass'."- Shigure (Fruits Basket)

"When I was born I was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year and a half."- Gracie Allen

"Until I was thirteen I thought my name was 'Shutup'."- Joe Namath

"Don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."- Alise Bordchardt

"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."- Groucho Marx

"The first thing we do, let's kill all lawyers."- William Shakespeare

"The only difference between doctors and lawyers is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you, too."- Anton Chekhov

"If all else fails, kill the messenger."- Unknown

"I've heard similar things from fools whose memories I keep alive by dancing on their tombstones!"- Inuyasha (Inuyasha)

"Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife."- James H. Kabbler III.

"Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place."- Johnny Carson

"Never moon a werewolf."- Mike Binder

“Now's the best time to say "Gee, Mr. Lancer, I had no idea being a teacher was so difficult."- Mr. Lancer
”I'm fourteen... I don't really care...”- Danny (Danny Phantom)

“I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick -not wounded- dead.” -Woody Allen

"Elizabeth is safe, like I promised. She's going to marry the commodore, like she promised. And you're going to die for her, like you promised. So we're all men of our words except for Elizabeth who is in fact a woman."- Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)

"Is the answer A, the Fenton Portal? Destroyed it. B? The only remaining portal? The one my idiot cheese head arch enemy has? As soon as I find it, that's going to."- Dan
"Cheese head? Vlad Masters? He's your arch enemy?"- Jazz
"Is it C, you? No. You can't stop me from cheating on the CAT and solidifying my future, so it must be D! None of the above!"- Dan (Danny Phantom The Ultimate Enemy)

"What kind of parents are you? The worlds leading ghost experts, and you can't figure out your own son is half ghost!"- Dan
"For the record, I blame you."- Jack to Maddie
"Hello! Danny Phantom! Danny Fenton! Ever notice the similarities?"- Dan (Danny Phantom The Ultimate Enemy)

“To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl friends.”- Benjamin Franklin

"There's so much irony here I could write a poem. The kidnapper needs help with a kidnapping" - Holly (Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident)

"The only reasons I learn other languages is to 1) talk to people OUTSIDE of this country. 2) to insult people in the country who I despise."- Unknown

“A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.”- Bill Cosby

"Now the world will endure 1000 years of darkness!"- Master Fung:
"Why 1000?"- Kimiko
"It's actually 962 years, but 1000 sounds more ominous."- Master Fung (Xiaolin Showdown)

“This is a revolution, dammit! We're going to have to offend SOMEbody!” -Peter Stone

”You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be misquoted and used against you”- Unknown

“There are very few problems that cannot be solved by orders ending with ‘or die’."- Alistair J.R. Young

“But I guess it doesn't matter now, you being dead and all...”- God
"I'M DEAD?”- Bruce
“Na, I'm just messing with you.”- God (Bruce Almighty)

"I'm sorry, but it wouldn't work! You're a man; I'm a woman. We're just too different!"- Leela (Futurama)

"Bye, Vlad! And as a lonely single's man in your forties, might I suggest Internet dating? Or a cat!"- Danny
"Mark my words, Maddie! Nobody says no to Vlad Masters! You will rue the day you spurred my affections! AND I WILL. NOT. GET. A. CAT!"- Vlad (Danny Phantom)

“I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I'm stupid enough to try anything.”- Beast boy (Teen Titans)

"Ulrich! When did he die?"- Teacher
"Um, at the end of his life?"- Ulrich (Code: Lyoko)

“When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, I think a good way to get out of it is just to say, ‘No speaka English.’”- Jack Handey

“My name is VASH THE STAMPEDE! Forgive the lack of warning, but it's time for my daily massacre! If you do not believe I am the real thing, take a good look at me and start freaking out!"- Vash (Trigun)

“I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don’t hesitate to call.” – Vash (Trigun)

"What are you ducking for? ... They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-" -last words of General John Sedgwick, 1864 ... right before he was shot in the head by an enemy sniper

Crash “My computer! Oh, that’s Jazz’s.”- Danny (Danny Phantom)

“They take a sharp red hot poker stick it up your nose, scramble things around a bit, then rip it all out through your nostrils.”- Evie
“That’s gotta hurt.”- Rick
“It’s called mummification. You’ll be dead when they do this.”- Evie (The Mummy)

“Uh oh,”- Pacha
“Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall,”- Kuzco
“Yup,”- Pacha
“Sharp rocks at the bottom?”- Kuzco
“Most likely,”- Pacha
“Bring it on,”- Kuzco (The Emperor’s New Groove)

"Well I can see why we're trying to keep them alive...Who wouldn't want pets that can burn, sting and bite all at the same time?"- Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)

“The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun.”- General Kimsey (Armageddon)

“American components, Russian components, all made in Taiwan!”- Lev Andropov (Armageddon)

"A good friend bails you out of jail, a true friend is sitting next to you saying 'we screwed up... LET’S DO IT AGAIN!'"- Unknown

“Dad, how do people make babies?”- Calvin
“Most people just go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions.”- Dad
“I CAME FROM SEARS?”- Calvin
“No, you were a Blue Light Special at K Mart. Almost as good, and a lot cheaper.”- Dad (Calvin and Hobbes)

“Do you have an idea for your story yet?”- Hobbes
“No, I’m waiting for inspiration. You can’t just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.”- Calvin
“What mood is that?”- Hobbes
“Last-Minute Panic.”- Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes)

“Eighty percent of success is showing up.”-Woody Allen

“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?”-Edgar Bergen

“My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.”-Ed Furgol

“The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.”- Albert Einstein

“The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.”-Will Rogers

"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."- Phyllis Diller

"No trespassing, violators will be shot, survivors will be shot again."- Unknown

"Smoking is the only substance in America that when you use as directed, it kills you."- Unknown

"We're gonna die! We're gonna die! I'm gonna throw up and then we're gonna die!"- The Grinch (How the Grinch Stole Christmas)

“Dude you are one seriously crazed up fruit-loop.”- Danny (Danny Phantom)

“The glowing blade is new.”- Danny
“You like it? I got an upgrade!”- Skulker (Danny Phantom)

“I was married once.”- John
“What's her name and social security number?”- Jane
“No, you're not going to kill her."- John (Mr. and Mrs. Smith)

“I talked to McGonagall about the Firebolt today and she got a bit cheeky. Seems she thinks that I care more about winning the game than your safety. All I said was that I didn’t care if the broom bucked you off as long as you caught the Snitch first.”- Wood (Harry Potter)

My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions. -found it

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head. -found it

"Love is a love-hate relationship." -Me

"Give me liberty, or a bran muffin!" -Colin Mocherie

Whoever said anything is possible obviously hasn't tried to slam a revolving door. -found it

"Hey, don't look at me, I ain't biting no more butts." -Mushu, Mulan

"He wants me to focus. What am I, a telescope?!" -Naruto

"No beer until you finish your tequila!" -Leela's Dad from Futurama

"She kinda scares me." -Brock
"She's a 12-year-old girl." -Reba
"With a 35-year-old mouth." -Brock from Reba

"Well Mr. Miller, it seems like you've got a case of LSOB." -Doctor
"What's that mean?" -Bill
"It means that you're one lucky S.O.B." -Doctor from Still Standing

"There he is. There's the S.O.B. who's trying to take my sister to hell with him." -Buzzard
"Haha, what he means to say is...Happy Thanksgiving!" -Reba from Reba

"Even that white-haired dude?!" -my little sister
"No, he's 26." -me
"Dang, how old is he?!" -my little sister
"...26..." -me in reference to Kakashi from Naruto

"Okay, don't make any sudden moves. Hop into my mouth if you want to live." -Nigel from Finding Nemo

"I went to the young fountain!" -my little sister
"...the Fountain of Youth?" -me

"I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image I must first change myself. Fish are friends. Not food." -Bruce/sharks from Finding Nemo

"We are gonna stop drinking and give you a better example." -Judy
"That's right and we are gonna stop right now." -Bill, pouring beer into sink
"Yeah, now pour it out of the glass in the sink." -Brian
(Bill pours glass into sink)
"Now pour it out of the cereal bowl." -Lauren
(Bill pours cereal bowl into sink)
"Yeah, now unstop the sink." -Linda
(Bill and Judy groan and Bill unstops sink) from Still Standing

"We can't, Big Daddy--that's my Daddy. He's big." -Buzzard, from Reba

“Inu… baby?” Kagome said grinning like a madwoman.
“Yea?” Inuyasha said suspiciously.
“What’s 5 plus 7?”
“12… why?” Inuyasha asked raising a brow.
“I want 12 babies!”
THUD! Inuyasha was out cold.
Kagome stifled a horrified giggle as she saw Inuyasha’s pale face on the floor of the car…
“Uh, I was only joking…” –Kagome and Inuyasha from All It Took Was A Simple Mistake written by Wolf Blossom, check it out! It’s great!

The cheetahs snorted as Miroku made his entrance. A blonde wig, compliments of Amarante, was pinned and all but glued into his hair. He had been stripped from his standard monk’s robe, and was put into a silken violet colored kimono (It did a lovely job bringing out the color of his eyes) again compliments of Amarante. Mascara was horribly applied to his face, along with a fine white powder, and hideous red lip color. –from the story My Pet written by PegasusRider, read it, it’s really good!

“By all that is sweet, round and firm! In the name of Lady Sango’s rump! Why on earth would you build a room with no entrances?” Miroku fiercely cursed as he slid his hand along the wet, grimy stone rock. –Miroku from My Pet written by PegasusRider, read it, it’s really good!

Lady Amarante, it is I! Your faithful follower, protector, and disciple,”
Miroku the groper?” Amarante caustically interrupted his mental monolog with her out thoughts.
Eh, that will do I guess.” Miroku bemoaned.
What on earth are you doing?” Amarante asked, politely pricking his mind to gain a picture of him sitting in a stone room.. “Hah! You’re in the entranceless room? Did you take the stairs?”
THERE WERE STAIRS?”
Apprently not. Jakken give you directions?
THERE WERE STAIRS!
I’ll take that as a yes.” –Miroku and Amarante from My Pet, written by PegasusRider

“Oh, a thousand curses on that toad! Safe in here, Hah! My donkey’s-,”
“Monk?” Haruko asked, finally pushing through the dust cloud.
Miroku, who had been in a standing position with his staff raised in front of him, relaxed. “Thank Lady Sango’s bum, it’s just you two.” He wearily said, plopping down on the floor as his legs gave out underneath him like jelly. –Miroku, Hiroshi, Haruko from My Pet, written by PegasusRider

“So, once we reach the room with Sesshoumaru’s men, which is probably well guarded, not to mentioned locked, what are we going to do?” Miroku asked.
“Improvise.” Hiroshi said as a giant wooden door came into view.
“Oh great. I know what that means,” Miroku grouched. “Lots of crashes.” He finished as the twins simultaneously leaped into the air and kicked out, shattering the door into mere splinters which exploded into the room. –Miroku, Hiroshi, Haruko from My Pet by PegasusRider

“Oh, by the way…” Saku offhandedly said, about to exit the room. “The monk found Jakken, Milord.”
“Where was he?” Sesshoumaru asked.
“In a pickle barrel. Although I am unsure if he was there before or after the monk found him.” Saku mused.
Kagome frowned as she laid her head on Sesshoumaru’s collarbone. “Well, I guess that makes sense.” She said.
“What do you mean?” Sesshoumaru asked, looking down at the human in his lap.
“Jakken could be mistaken for a pickle if you were blind.” Kagome said.
“And deaf.” Hiroshi chimed in.
“And if your nose was particularly dull.” Haruko muttered. –Saku, Sesshomaru, Kagome, Haruko, Hiroshi from My Pet written by PegasusRider

"It's perfect!" the perky lady gushed while stepping back to admire Raven's new look. "You're easily able to pass off as a boy."
Raven narrowed her eyes. "Are you calling me ugly?" -The Page Turner, original story by PegasusRider

'The main problem was that the librarian had done such a horrible job cutting her hair that it stuck up everywhere, closely resembling an electrified bush.' -The Page Turner, original story by PegasusRider

"I look like a grey, hairy monkey wearing a back pack." -Raven from The Page Turner, original story by PegasusRider

"Nice hair cut, Raven!" -Nate
Raven gave him a cold glare. "One more word and all the faculty of the Waterspring library will hear every embarrassing thing you've done since you were seven." -Raven, The Page Turner, original story by PegasusRider

Frey,
You make a strange drunk. Be glad none of us had video cameras. Don’t glare at the note; it didn’t do anything to you (Mara blushed at this point, because she had been).
Drink the water and come down to the cafeteria. You should be feeling better after the water but don’t take your time.
Gareth
- from the story Under Shadowed Wings written by Reyana Draconis; it's a really good story, so read it!

"Whoa, I can only fit one of you." -EMT
"I'm the father." -Dean
"I'm the boyfriend." -Patrick
"I'm HIS boyfriend." -Dean's boyfriend
"Starting the show without me?" -Lillian from Saved

"I have made a new commandment: Thou Shalt Do the Dance." -God from Evan Almighty

"Here's your sign." -Bill Engvall

“If your lover was unable to perform anymore(groan from Al), and was a shoe salesman(groan from Al), whose name was Al,” –Peg reads from a card
“Oh, come on, it doesn’t really say that—oh my god, it does!” –Al grabs the card and sees it from Married with Children

“What are you doing here?” –Kelly
“Well, your mom called my mom, and my mom called the car service!” –Amanda from Cadet Kelly

“Please don’t stop, that’s beautiful.” –Leela
“So’s a peacock but you don’t eat it until it’s cooked!” –Fry from Futurama

“My hands! My horrible, human hands! –gasp– And what did you do to my nails?!” –Fry
“I cleaned them.” –Robot Devil from Futurama

“Ah! They’re so cold!” –Leela
“And yet Hell is so hot! Can I have my hands back?” –Robot Devil
“NO!” –Fry
“You’re not nice!” –Robot Devil from Futurama

“It doesn’t matter Daddy! Because every time he went ‘ding’, she went ‘don’t’ and I went ‘dang’!” –Miley from Hannah Montana

“Robbie Ray, do you remember that time you asked out Miley’s mom for the first time and she turned you down flat?” –Aunt Dolly
“Yep. She said she was dating someone already.” –Robbie Ray
“And do you remember what I told you?” –Aunt Dolly
“Yep. You said, next time you’re gonna ask a girl out, don’t wash your truck, wash your hair.” –Robbie Ray from Hannah Montana

“Okay, that’s it. The next one who says tarragon is gonna be gone!” –Robbie Ray
“Tarragone. Tarragon. Tarra-I-am-so-gone!” –Ms. Kunkle from Hannah Montana

"Now tangling with sweet Daisy is like trying to put socks on a rooster." -Balladeer from The Dukes of Hazzard, the series

"Drop the box, drop the box." -Bill
(crash)
"Hide the box, hide the box!" -Bill from Still Standing

"They were playing shirts and skins. Shirts and mighty-fine-looking skins." -Megan from Megan Meade's Guide to the McGowan Boys by Kate Brian

"If it ain't black and white, peck, scratch, and bite." -Bender from Futurama

"I stutter! Even in my head!" -My little sister

"What about my head?" -My little sister
"Well, you can leave it up or down," -Me
"But shouldn't I have my head on my head?" -My little sister (she was having a brain fart day)

“One brain, one vote, that’s the law.” –Reba from Reba

“Well I’m a teenage boy and let me tell you what I’m thinking! Nothing!” –Van from Reba

“Kyra threatened me!” –Jake
“That just means you’re doing your job, now get back in there.” -Brock from Reba

“Kyra talked to me about dating! I’m putting that in her baby book.” –Reba from Reba

“Well next time you surprise me, tell me, okay?” – Cheyenne from Reba

"Well, I suppose I do have a slight tendency to overreact a bit." -Moseby
"Suppose??" -Maddie
"Slight??" -Carey
"Tendency??" -Zack
"A bit??" -London from The Suite Life of Zack and Cody

"Well boys, I guess we have all learned something from this." -Drama teacher
"Girls stink." -Zack
"Never work with your brother" -Cody
"I should've taken oboe." -Bob
"Eh, close enough." -Drama teacher from The Suite Life of Zack and Cody

"Come on, man, everyone gets dumped." -Shawn
"Have you ever been dumped?" -Cory
"Me? No, I'm Shawn." -Shawn from Boys Meets World

"Hunter, who's your best friend?" -Mr. Turner
"Uh, you are Sir!" -Shawn
"Shut up. Matthews, who's your best friend?" -Mr. Turner
"Shawn is." -Cory
"And what do we do to people who mess with our best friends?" -Mr. Turner
"Kill 'em." -Cory
"That's right. This is Eli, he will be your new media arts teacher. He is also my best friend. Mess with him, and die." -Mr. Turner from Boy Meets World

"So, did you get the job?" -Mr. Turner
"Not after that interview from Hell with Mr. Mustache" -Eli
"I prefer Mr. Feeny." -Mr. Feeny
"...Is he there all the time?" -Eli
"ALL the time." -Mr. Turner from Boy Meets World

“You were scarier when you had acne.” –Mr. Feeny from Boy Meets World

"Don't be silly, I'm sure they don't want to hear about that, Tippy." -Mr. Lawrence
"Tippy?" -Cory and Shawn
"growls" -Topanga, turning around to face them
"Tippy's nice!" -Cory
"It's my new favorite name!" -Shawn from Boy Meets World

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP!!” –Me to my friend

“Only You!” –Inside joke between two of my friends and myself

“Basically the world is in the hands of pretty, bitchy fifteen-year-old. Shoot us now.” –it was on Reyana Draconis’ story Under Shadowed Wings

“Hello.” –Fitz
“Hi.” –Bill
“You wearing a skirt?” –Fitz
“Maybe. You wearing no pants?” –Bill
“Maybe.” –Fitz
“Ok then.” –Bill
“Ok.” –Fitz
“Mr. Fitzsimmons.” –Brian
(Brian and Bill walk out the door) from Still Standing

“That’s not caring, that’s just hatred. They just sound the same.” –Reba from Reba

“Well one night my wife asks me, “Is there anything new you want to try in bed tonight?” and I’m thinking, “What is the right answer?!” Because as soon as I come up with something I think would be fun, I know I’m gonna hear, “Where’d you learn that? From your slutty smoking girlfriend over there!?” –Bill Engvall

“You know the rules! Stand up in the bathroom, sit down in the truck stop in the next city!” –Jeff Foxworthy

“I like to use analogies in my show...that’s where they compare things.” –Bill Engvall/Jeff Foxworthy

“I believe that anyone who wants to wear a thong should have to go through an application process.” –Bill Engvall

“Baby, you’re not gonna believe this. We just hit a deer with our plane!” And there was a pause followed by “Oh my god, were you on the ground?” “Nope, Santa was making one last run.” –Bill Engvall and his wife

“I’m a dork fish! He caught me on a corndog!” –Bill Engvall

“It’s my wife’s 38th birthday and so I go out and get two cakes. One says ‘Happy’ and a 3, and the other one says ‘Birthday’ and an 8. I took them up to the counter and the little girl there at the counter says, “Aw, do you have twins?” “Yes, my wife was in labor for 5 years.” –Bill Engvall

“And the up button was pushed when a man comes into the elevator and asks, “Are these the elevators that go up?” “No, these are the ones that go side to side. The up and down elevators are down the hall.” He walked away!” –Bill Engvall

“My 6 year old son hurt his bottom and so my wife says, “Okay, go to your room and take off your pants and I’ll come in to rub some ointment on it. So I’m sitting on the bed, talking with him, while my wife is rubbing ointment on his bottom and he... he farts. Of course, I’m laughing and she says, “Travis!” and he looked at her with a straight face and says, “My compliments to the chef.” –Bill Engvall

We kept passing ‘Deer X-ing’ signs and my wife looks over at me. “Now why do they put up those signs? Deer can’t read.” “No, but they can look up at the pictures of themselves.” –Bill Engvall

“My brother’s a doctor, my sister’s an attorney, and I hate Thanksgiving!” –Ron White

“If you come to Texas and you kill somebody, we will kill you back.” –Ron White

“If one of these engines fails, how far will the other one take us?” “All the way to the scene of the crash.” –Ron White

“I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And find somebody whose been given vodka and have a party.” –Ron White

“What do you think red, white, and blue stands for? Rednecks, white trash, and blue collar.” –Jon Reep

“Jimmy cracked corn and I don’t care.” –I don’t know

“If Jimmy cracked corn and we don’t care, why is there a song about him?” –someone I know

“When someone's on the phone and glares and says, "Excuse me? Can I have a little privacy please?" That’s when you say, no, because you’re in public.” –Jon Reep

“Well, tell the warlords your mom said it’s bedtime.” –Judy from Still Standing

“With super-power comes super-responsibility.” –Carey from The Suite Life of Zack and Cody

“With great power comes great sacrifice.” –I don’t know

“SYSPH: Shut Your Stinking Pie Hole.” –Doug Benson

“Here’s a straw, suck it up,” –Sakura from Donna Sakura by Naraku’s Phoenix

“I’m not finished!” interjected Sasuke, and he continued, “It spun around a couple times before it stopped and it looked dead at me. It had the brightest, most hideous red eyes I’ve ever seen. On impulse I knocked it off the frame onto the ground. But then it started coming after me! I reached behind me in the shed and pulled out a shovel. I started smacking and smacking it, but it just wouldn’t die!” –Sasuke from Donna Sakura by Naraku’s Phoenix

“You know that severed hand from the Adams family?” said Neji out of nowhere.
“Yeah?”
“I used to think he lived under my bed. It didn’t do much to help my toilet training, let me tell you.” –Neji/Sakura from Donna Sakura by Naraku’s Phoenix

“Before I hit puberty I had an unhealthy fear of cooties,” said Gaara.
“What did you do to alleviate the problem?” asked Neji.
“What every kid did: Circle, circle, dot, dot, I just got my cootie shot…Now go away before I spit on you.” –Gaara/Neji from Donna Sakura by Naraku’s Phoenix (it’s a really good story, you should check it out! I highly recommend it!)

Just after getting my passport
“What do you think you’ll be doing in ten years?” –my mom
“Getting a new passport?” –me

“You can’t tell somebody to kiss your ass on a scooter! ‘Cause they just might.” –Bill Engvall

“If I don’t talk like a pilot this jet won’t work right. You can hear it all on the cockpit tape!” –Bill Engvall

“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.” –TRUTH

“When you’re with your friends and you’re running away from an animal that wants to eat you, remember: you don’t have to be faster than the animal, you just have to be faster than one of your friends.” –my old health teacher, he was so funny!

“Geoffrey, get me my tools,” –Uncle Phil
“You mean your knife and fork?” –Geoffrey from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Aire

(weakly) Geoffrey, (strongly) break out Lucille.” –Uncle Phil from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Aire

“Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime." –Chinese Proverb

“The day your beast starts acting like your mother, you're either insane or in love. =)” –review from Kimster44 for the story Unwavering Dream by Nyevah

"You're a woman. How is a guy supposed to advise a woman about changing the way she looks without being considered a jerk? It just isn't possible." –Shikamaru from dawning by deliria

“The pen is mightier than the sword, but the video camera can kick the pen’s butt.” –Bill Engvall

“If I tell you that I stink then don’t go sniffing me! That’s seven kinds of stupid, un!” –Deidara to Kisame from The Gift of Life by Infatuated-Simplicity

“...and also with, Toronga Leela.”
“Toronga?!” –Fry
“That’s her name, Philip.” –Amy
“Philip?!” –Bender from Futurama

“Could I take you?” –Bully (I forgot his name)
“Nah.” –Mr. Turner
“But I coulda taken the kid though.” –Bully
“Good for you!” Mr. Turner from Boy Meets World

“I want you, I need you, oh baby, oh baby.” –Kat from 10 Things I Hate About You

“Well? What did she say?”
“Hate’s him with the power of 1000 suns, that’s a direct quote.” -10 Things I Hate About You

“You have a very unique fighting style. I like it. It’s like a cat.”-Kakashi Sakura blushed, flattered. “Really? You mean, like… graceful?” –Sakura
“No,” he shook his head. “I mean, batshit angry and single-minded. Like a cat whose tail has been trodden on and intends to shred your shins to hell with its claws.” –Kakashi
Sakura’s face darkened with a scowl. “And you fight like a sloth. You’re so slow I can see the algae growing over you. And your arms are too long.” –Sakura from The Window by SilverShine

"It was beauty that slayed the beast." -It was from King Kong, but I forgot who said it...

"Both Gaara and Sakura's eyes are green! Not blue! Why does everyone say they are blue?!" -Me

"Fake it till you make it." -I've heard this from so many different sources, so I'm just gonna say MANY

"Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?" -Kel from Good Burger

"You may get older, but you'll never grow up." -I like using this quote, but I'm not sure if it actually belongs to anyone

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee," -me to a friend
"Or a bullet." -my friend

"Oh, my god. Ladies and gentlemen, I have found a Hispanic man with no children, a job, and no criminal record. Ladies and gentlemen, I have just found Bigfoot!" -Lisa Lampanelli

"Peter, the Good Lord said to honor thy father, He never said anything about liking him!" -the Pope from Family Guy

"Beware the finger flick of DOOM!" -me

"Why is it that I don't gag when I go down on my boyfriend, but I do when I brush my teeth?" -card from an audience member
"...Well, obviously, your toothbrush is bigger." -Walter from Jeff Dunham

"Hey, don't put that in ye- oh, you put the shelves in already?" -Dad
"Yeah." -Me
"Oh. Okay." -Dad
"I told you that already." -Me
"Oh. I didn't hear you." -Dad
"I was looking right at you." -Me
"I wasn't listening." -Dad
"You were looking at me." -Me
"I was asleep." -Dad
"You said, 'cool'!" -Me
"Oh. I don't remember! I'm sorry." -Dad
"Now I don't know if you've ever listened to me!" -Me

"Are you gonna help me or not?" -Lassiter
"Of course! You're like our brother--" -Shawn
"Ehh..." -Gus
"Step-brother?" -Shawn
"Ehh..." -Gus
"Weird kid who lives down the street and eats nothing but mayonnaise on saltines?" -Shawn (Psych)

"High school never ends, that diploma doesn't mean a gosh-darned thing. It's just a piece of paper stating you received the required amount of credits to leave that hellhole. The attitude of high school remains throughout life, so if you were hoping to be free after graduation... sucks."

"My parents told me I could be anything I wanted when I grew up - so I decided to be a bitch."

"Unnecessary anger over something trivial is stupid. At least have the decency to tell somebody you're upset with them and for what, otherwise you're setting up a huge misunderstanding, making yourself out to be a bitch, and potentially losing a great friendship. Over something TRIVIAL."

"Ow! That hurt!" * "It was supposed to!"

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." -Eleanor Roosevelt


Epitaphs

I told you I was sick!

She always said her feet were killing her but nobody believed her.

Who was fatally burned March 21, 1870 by the explosion of a lamp filled with "R.E. Danforth's Non-Explosive Burning Fluid"

Here lies an Atheist All dressed up And no place to go.

Here lies Walter Dudley. He found out too late, Dobermans aren't cuddly

Should have j-walked a little faster

Once I’m dead and buried
You may feel some grief
All I have to say is
Stay away from my stuff you freak!
--This belongs to me. I created this little poem--

“Here lies Orvin Kelligrew, a poor and lowly worm.” –The Ghost of Fossil Glen (I'm missing some words in there, but I can't find my book and when I do, I'll fix it)


Bumper Stickers

Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body.

Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young

Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate

FOLLOW THAT CAR, GODZILLA, AND STEP ON IT!

A nuclear war can ruin your whole day

If you drive any closer I’m gonna spit on you!

Keep honking. I’m reloading.

It’s just a stupid sticker but you’re still squinting to read it.

You’re gonna pay for the car bill once you crash into me from squinting to read this sticker. And you better have some damn good insurance.

Graduate of Anger Management: What the hell are you looking at?

Jesus loves you: everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.

I’m 49 percent bitch, 51 percent kitty cat. Don’t push it.


Famous Last Words

Na, I don't think we need to go to the hospital.

It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du-

Don't touch the red button!

It's fireproof

What does this button do?

Pull the pin and count to what?

Which wire was I supposed to cut?

No these windows are ok to lean on.

Don’t worry it has airbags.

Don’t worry its not that deep.

I'd like to see you try.

You want me? Come and get me!

Have I ever steered you wrong?

Just watch the pro.

What could possibly go wrong?

Trust me.

Things couldn't get any worse.

Hey look a light at the end of the tunnel.

My brakes are fine.

I've seen this done on TV.

These are the good kind of mushrooms.

I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

So, you're a cannibal.

Are you sure the power is off?

I wonder where the mother bear is.

No, dude, this stuff is completely natural and safe, man. That's why it's called 'herbal’

I dunno, press the button and find out.

Don't worry, it's not contagious.

There's only one way to find out...

Let it down slowly.

This doesn't taste right.

I can make this light before it changes

I can do that with my eyes closed

look ma! no hands!

Don't be so superstitious.

Now watch this.

And now that I'm running my life support equipment through Windows 95, I'll never have to worry about- beeeeeeeep...

Took your parking space? Well at least I didn't murder my wife and an innocent waiter!

Don't worry, I'm sure it's dead by now.

Let's split up, we'll cover more ground.

Hello, is anyone home?

Oops.

Alright, let's see, how do we work this thing?

Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

He can't hear us, he's miles away. I'll be right back.

I'm sure this isn't the poisonous kind.

Don't worry, we outnumber them.

Hey, what's that beeping sound?

I'm sure it's just the wind.

Of course it's safe!

No, this tribe is peaceful!

No, I'm sure they cleaned out this mine field years ago.

Safety harness?

Hey, what's this switch?

Don't move, you'll trip the sensors.

So, you're sure this isn't loaded?

Calm down, of course I disarmed it!

What, I never signed any organ donor papers!

Well, it can't get any worse!

C'mon! This CAN'T be the self-destruct button. If it was, they wouldn't leave it lying around like this where anyone could push it!

Don't worry, they'll never find us in here!

They can't hit us at this range!

All you have to do is connect these two wires.

Hey, when it comes to driving on snow and ice, I'm the best there is.

These pills are awfully small... I'll take a few more to be sure they work.

Stupid safety labels...

No, no, these are safe, I've seen birds eat them all the time.

Watch, I'll prove it!

Blast off!

Nah, they're blanks.

Speaking of lost, where are we?

Wheeeeeeeeee!

I know this great shortcut we can take.

Is that what I think it is?

What? Everyone knows the Titanic is unsinkable.

No, no, no, let me fix it!

Don't be silly, it isn't loaded.

I CAN FLY!

Trust me; I know what I'm doing.

Yes, the barrel of your shotgun is very clean.

What’s in this dark cave?

Bet you can't do this.

I can't believe no one has ever thought of this before.

I swear I shut the door when I left.

That’s funny; I remember seeing the same guy on Americas Most Wanted.

Lightning never hits the same spot twice.

We’re home free

That’s odd...

Hey y'all, watch this!

Watch where you point that thing!

Wait; did that sign say electric fence?

No, silly, that's a dolphin fin!

Is that a real sword?

They did it in the Matrix...

What’s that red dot on your forehead?

Hey! Why are you all hiding?

Don’t worry. I’ll be fine!


Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
(But that's valuable time I could be using to dry my hair)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(5-finger discount, anyone?)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
(Which is...? Some people use bodywash instead, and others don't use it at all...gross...)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(Nah, I think I’ll eat it cold and frozen.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.
(...too late...)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
(Naw, really?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
(But that saves so much time!)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5-year-olds off those fork lifts and away from those chainsaws.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(Oh mah goodness, I never woulda thought!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space or under water.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
(I know curiosity killed the cat, but I reeeeeally wanna know...)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.
(aw, no peas? that's false advertising)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


Stuff

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(well then...)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(...gross)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home... maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Well that’s fair, the female gets pregnant, and the male gets murdered. I can't tell who gets the better deal, here.)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(sweet!)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(I wonder what tastes so good on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(busy things, ain't they?)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmm...Interesting)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing...)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig?)


The following questions from lawyers were taken from official court records nationwide...

1) Was that the same nose you broke as a child?

2) Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?

3) Q: What happened then?
A: He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'
Q: Did he kill you?

4) Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?

5) The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?

6) Were you alone or by yourself?

7) How long have you been a French Canadian?

8) Do you have any children or anything of that kind?

9) Q: I show you exhibit and ask you if you recognize that picture.
A: That's me.
Q: Were you present when that picture was taken?

10) Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?

11) Q: Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

12) Q: Do you know how far pregnant you are now?
A: I'll be three months on November 8.
Q: Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?
A: Yes.
Q: What were you doing at that time?

13) Q: Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable?
A: I used to be.
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

14) So you were gone until you returned?

15) Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there girls?

16) You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked like, but can you describe it?

17) Q: You say that the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

18) Q: Have you lived in this town all your life?
A: Not yet.

20) Q: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined the body of Mr. Edington at the Rose Chapel?
A: It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Edington was dead at the time, is that correct?
A: No, you stupid, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy!

The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped and made camp in the desert for the night.
After they got their tent set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes The Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards the sky. What you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a moment, and then replies, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What's it tell you, Tonto?"

Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber than buffalo chip! It means someone stole our tent."


15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares ... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"


My Oath as a friend

1. When you are sad - I will help you get DRUNK and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got some.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. (Too true, but if someone else does, I’ll kick their ass)


THIRTY LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE

1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
6.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
10.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
11.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
12.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
13.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
14.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
15.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
16.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
17.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
18.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
19.. Procrastinate Now!
20.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
21.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
22.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
23.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
24.. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
25.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
26.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
27.. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
28.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
29.. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.
30.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.


And there you have it. Useless stuff you never asked for; some about me, other stuff just useless, random, and (hopefully) amusing! Assuming you read it all that is. So now that you have reached the bottom of this seemingly endless profile, please take a look at my stories and read and review them! I worked hard on them and I would really like input about what you all think of them, even if it's just a "good story" or an "it's alright, but you could fix this" All reviews are welcome, but I'd rather not get any nasty ones. Thanks!

Have an awesome day, but if you don't like being told what to do, well then do what you want. (which is also telling you what to do... hmm... quite the conundrum)

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Split Second by Eien ni Touko reviews
"We've been dating for over two years now. You hate big shows, I hate big shows, we discuss elopement on a near daily basis, let's just do it." Because neither of the two were overly fond of doing things the conventional way.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/28 - [Laxus D., Lucy H.] - Complete
A Very Good Team by Qweb reviews
Conversations between the Avengers plus a little action. Random timeline, strictly movie verse. No slash. Not compliant with Cap2. Ch66-"Thanksgiving" Ch67-Avengers talk about Christmas songs in "Avengers A-Caroling" Ch68-The Avengers meet Santa (sort of) in "A Visit From St. Nicholas" Ch69&70-A scientist plots to kill a super soldier and his knockoff using "Gas." Ch71-"Pi Day"
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 71 - Words: 130,788 - Reviews: 1837 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
A Walk in Your Shoes by Spirit007 reviews
Imagine that one person that irritates, infuriates, & insults their way under your skin to the point where each moment with him or her becomes a pop quiz in self-control. Now, imagine that you've woken up in that person's body. For Lily Evans & James Potter, learning to navigate this unfortunate and stressful new reality is truly a walk through hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 186,395 - Reviews: 2568 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 9/22/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Into the Woods We Go Again by Just-Met-A-Girl-Named-Maria reviews
I wish...What did Cinderella wish at the end of the play? The Baker and his baby, Cinderella, Little Red, and Jack are all living together. They are poor and can barely afford to feed themselves. For different reasons, they all head back into the woods.
Into the Woods - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 47,428 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Complete
Ciudat Atragerea by Jubalii reviews
Theirs was an unconventional relationship, founded by whimsy and fueled by loyalty. When those aren't enough, something more is born from the ashes. (AxS, AAxI, and Walter is the fifth wheel)
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 214,536 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 7/20/2013 - [Alucard, Seras] [Alexander, Integra]
To Be A King by JessieJay13 reviews
When Merlin discovers that his father was an estranged prince and he himself is now the only heir to the throne of a magical kingdom, he is forced to leave Camelot for the perils of a royal court. Will Merlin be able to win Arthur's favor again before Morgana launches an attack on a defenseless Camelot? Will he be able to defend his own kingdom at the same time or will all be lost?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,215 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Merlin, Arthur, OC - Complete
Tears that set us free by QueenYoda reviews
"His bottom lip trembled. Wetness stung his eyes, but Arthur sucked the tears away. He wouldn't cry, he would not. He did not deserve the release. He never wanted to be eased from this pain, because then he might forget. He might forget his Merlin. Arthur Pendragon, Sovereign of Camelot, Once and Future King, never, ever wanted to forget his Merlin." AU season five.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,482 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/10/2014 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Stealing Heaven by Freya Ishtar reviews
(AU) Kagome thinks it a dream come true when she gets an internship on an archeological dig, but finds that her life is in another's hands after her professor, Taisho Sesshomaru, becomes possessed by an entity that considers his prize pupil quite the delicacy. *REPOSTED & COMPLETE!* (WINNER OF 9 AWARDS, YEARS 2010-2012)
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 148,662 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 51 - Published: 6/29/2014 - [Kagome H., Sesshomaru] Naraku - Complete
Mr Brightside by FaeryTale Faever reviews
During the Victorian Era, Captain Pip Bernadotte comes to work for a strange brothel/cabaret/opium house run by vampires, and falls for one of the fledglings within. However, she is still bound to her master, who does not like sharing his toys... (One-shot. PxS. Implied AxS.)
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,375 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Alucard, Pip, Seras - Complete
A Day Together by opalpendragon reviews
Gajeel and Lucy find themselves alone, standing in some of the most peaceful and romantic scenery either have ever seen. Together. In swim suits. As the sun sets. In other words, it's awkward as hell. Galu week, day 1: Date; day 2: Trust; day 3: Touch; day 4: Lonely; day 5: Communication; day 6: Guilt; day 7: Secrets
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,976 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Gajeel R., Lucy H. - Complete
A Dwarf's Pride by Red Warrior reviews
"Long story short, master burglar," Dwalin growled out from his cell, "it's almost as if they raped Thorin in front of us."
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,860 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 1/7/2014 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
Like A Tattoo by leoslady4ever reviews
LaLu Week Prompt: Storm Lucy has waited a long time for the day she could finally afford that tattoo she's wanted, and who better to give it to her than Laxus. AU story.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/20/2014 - [Laxus D., Lucy H.] - Complete
Mistletoe Misunderstandings by leoslady4ever reviews
It's Christmas and Lucy is trying to move on. Her heart belongs to a man that doesn't love her, and she feels like there is no hope. But Mira isn't ready to let it go. What happens when you mix a lovesick blonde, a nosy Matchmaker, and a moody Dragon Slayer? A Christmas misunderstanding to beat all others...
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,684 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/29/2013 - [Gajeel R., Lucy H.] - Complete
Reckoner by MiSSxMELON reviews
"You have an answer for me?" he says, and he gives me that intense look again, as if he's trying to read my mind. "Yes," I say, and I don't know why this feels so terribly wrong, but it does. "My answer is yes." / UPDATED 5/5/13.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,907 - Reviews: 1657 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
The Rise of One by Mrs Pettyfer reviews
It began with twelve. Now it's up to one. Sequel to The Black Games.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 163,216 - Reviews: 2163 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Complete
In Another World by SergeantPixie reviews
"He never tells her that it's going to be okay, because the both know it won't be, never again."
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,973 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
Metal Heart by tonystarktheautobot reviews
The Avengers struggle to get along as a new enemy approaches, an enemy Tony is dangerously vulnerable to. Saving the world was the easy part; saving each other is much harder. Tony/Bruce, Steve/Thor, Natasha/Pepper, Clint/Coulson
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 181,949 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Iron Grip by Sydelle Rein reviews
Gwaine may be known for his tavern brawls and his willingness to prank his fellow knights, but he is nothing if not loyal. So when Merlin begins acting strangely, Gwaine goes to great lengths to figure out what's wrong, unaware of just what he will uncover in the process: blackmail, plots, danger, and a dark secret hanging over the head of his best friend like an axe. No slash
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,021 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
Lord Hamish: Defender of 221B Baker Street by darkhearted243 reviews
Much to Sherlock's surprise, John decides to bring home a kitten.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,086 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Black Cat Yawns by fringeperson reviews
Seras Victoria was a police woman; she wore trousers that had pockets in, was licensed to carry a gun, and had been the only member of her unit to survive being sent into Cheddar, but once she managed to get her head on straight again after being turned into a vampire, Seras proved herself to be very capable - inspired by a Playschool song, don't own, AlucardxSeras
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,313 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Seras, Alucard - Complete
Nutrisco et extinguo by Zoffoli reviews
"You haven't said what you wanted to say." Well yes, some things take you by surprise, and you're not quite prepared for them. Like when your best friend jumps off a building in front of you. Post-Reichenbach epic, Johnlock. Character study, romance, angst, humour, hurt/comfort, friendship, family, slice of life.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 53 - Words: 348,943 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Heroics by Qweb reviews
A murderous attack on Pepper Potts leaves one Avenger critically injured and the rest looking for answers — and revenge. Features the team from my story collection "A Very Good Team." Will feature all the Avengers, but no Coulson.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,203 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Pepper P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Taken by BloodFromTheThorn reviews
Tony had thought he was part of a team; maybe he was wrong. But he's going to need their help to get out of this one. No Slash, post movie. Tony!whump. Warning for swears. Borderline M rating.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,972 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Thirty Years Later by Jubalii reviews
It really wasn't about the thirty-year-span; it was what happened after he returned that made a difference.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,058 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/7/2013 - [Alucard, Seras] - Complete
Going Sideways by TaikoHawk reviews
Jutsu intrinsically twist the laws of physics and what is possible. Sakura really shouldn't be surprised when accidentally mixing a few of them pretzels time and space. Flashfic series. Alternate universe/time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 100 - Words: 96,182 - Reviews: 2090 - Favs: 1,568 - Follows: 1,293 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Apropos of Nothing by GirHugs reviews
(AU- teenage, hacker Tony) Tony Stark is three years old when he is kidnapped and held for ransom. Howard Stark refuses to pay and Tony is never seen again, presumed to be dead. Thirteen years later, Agent Phil Coulson is sent out on a mission to find an ingenious hacker and bring him into SHIELD. Yeah, everyone at SHIELD is in for one hell of a ride.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,851 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Obviously by Milly-It-Is reviews
They really should have a guide book written on this: "How to Tell Really Embarrassing Stories to a Friend without Dying of Humiliation." Because her life wasn't exciting. Or romantic. It was messy and unplanned. It was them. And they'd just… happened.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,533 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Casey M., Derek V.
The Bodyguard by lovecrumb reviews
A slightly Alternate Universe, in which an injured and insulted Tony Stark must agree to be under the watch of a SHIELD assigned bodygaurd, lest he give up his position in the agency. Enter Steve Rogers, who might just be the only man for the job. M/M
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,314 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Stag Night by Music-Is-Life-88 reviews
Bruce's ankle is twisted, Clint's quiver is filled with tampons, Thor's hair is blue, Tony has a tramp stamp and Steve's wearing a dress- wait, how can Steve get drunk? Now they have to piece together what they can and answer the age old question "What happened last night?"
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,099 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B., Pepper P. - Complete
The Mocking Pin by Candiordo reviews
"You want this, 12?" He showed Katniss the gold Mockingjay from his pocket. She merely glared at him but, he knew she did. "Well, if you want this pin, you need to give me what I want."
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,766 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Katniss E., Cato
The Needs of the Few by Mijan reviews
As cadets on a summer internship, Kirk and McCoy are supposed to keep their eyes open and their mouths shut. After all, they've both seen enough trouble in two years at the Academy. However, when a mystery starts to weave itself around the mission, and the senior officers don't seem interested in investigating, how far can Kirk and McCoy let it go?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 183,147 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones, C. Pike - Complete
Addict by cumberpatchcats reviews
Rehabilitation patient #22100: Sherlock Holmes-addicted to sex, drugs, and his therapist Doctor Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,532 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mixed Signals by Mijan reviews
Jim Kirk finds himself stranded on a planet's surface when an unpredictable ion storm cuts off transporters and, apparently, communications. The ship can't hear Jim, but he can hear their transmissions... and then Leonard McCoy starts sending him messages, believing that Jim can't hear any of it. (Kirk/McCoy slash)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,997 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/20/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Just Hulking Out by footshooter reviews
"I'd like to see a fic where Bruce is Hulking-out over random things and he and the Hulk get to know each other better." I'm paraphrasing, but JayNinjaOfLightning15, your wish is my command. Swearing. All Avengers feature. And the latest chapter has serious IM3 spoilers. You've been warned enough now. Don't get upset if I ruin it for ya.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,527 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S., Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R.
House Calls by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 262,803 - Reviews: 2893 - Favs: 2,960 - Follows: 1,775 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Dawning by deleria reviews
After years of silence the Akatsuki are active again. Her allies uncertain, the Godaime sends two teams - one for a potential offensive strike and another for covert surveillance. Who would have guessed that Shikamaru and Sakura could fake it as newlyweds so well? ShikaSaku with early (one-sided) hints of SasuSaku. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 102,059 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 10/15/2004 - [Shikamaru N., Sakura H.] - Complete
Refined by Fire by WillowDryad reviews
Betrayed and torn away from home and family, Peter and Edmund have nothing to hold onto but their trust in Aslan. But has He abandoned His chosen ones? Golden Age. No slash. Thanks to narniagirl11 for the great cover art!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 75,163 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
However Long the Night by little red cardigan reviews
Paralleling their lives from beginning to middle, two lovers realize that the price of freedom could only be paid in sweat, blood, and tears. AU
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,296 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Cato, Katniss E. - Complete
The Goblin Market by Viciously Witty reviews
Nine years after defeating the Labyrinth, Sarah is in Ireland - a land of old magic, where legend suggests her victory comes with a price and her story is far from finished. Something ancient has been set in motion and Sarah finds herself at the centre of a very old, very Goblin, tradition. As time passes, fruit ripens... Let the feast begin at the Goblin Market.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 136,059 - Reviews: 1769 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
From His Excerpts by Phoenyxx reviews
Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,962 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 1,612 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Kakashi H.
An Unexpected Addition by Karategal reviews
All of the dwarves survive the Battle of the Five Armies, but Bilbo must return to the Shire to sort out his old life and make way for a new one in Erebor. Over one year later, Bilbo comes back to the Lonely Mountain with a recently orphaned Frodo. King Thorin isn't quite sure what to make of this new, tiny addition to his Company. Slow build, Company and character focused.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,741 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 2,172 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 133,199 - Reviews: 2758 - Favs: 4,125 - Follows: 4,250 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Entangled by SilverLily aka Blood Moon reviews
Tis a frightening thing, to depend so heavily on another person for life. Watanuki has no choice but to admit his desperate need for Doumeki's help as he would die without it. If only the rest of society could understand. AU Dou/Wata
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,992 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 5/4/2011 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki
Crossfire by Mijan reviews
Jim Kirk and Leonard McCoy are on top of the world at the academy until it all comes crashing down around them. Possible murder, conspiracy... and Jim might still be a target. With a dangerous criminal on the loose and Academy leadership not doing enough, Jim and Bones have to get their lives back together and find out what happened before it happens again.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 147,977 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 9/3/2012 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Through the Hole in the Wall by TheEvilPeaches reviews
The Capitol owns all of the Victors; even their bodies.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,909 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Cato, Katniss E. - Complete
Atamasco Dusk by darknessfollows reviews
AU: After betraying the Hellsing Organization, Seras Victoria is sent on a suicide mission to Romania, to confront one of the oldest and deadliest vampires alive. However, this enigmatic vampire has no intention of dying or of killing her. AxS
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,284 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Alucard, Seras
Age Gap by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: "It's not general knowledge! I prefer it that way!" "For god's sake- what is?" "The fact Stark's 24 years old." Tony Stark accomplished alot in his life. Not to mention, how short it's actually been. Slight Swearing.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 153 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Ciarcrôin by Ash9 reviews
"Slowly, inexorably…it slouched toward the place where magic lived-aching, trembling, dreaming of satiated bliss." A horror fic in three parts Warning: violence, gore
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,067 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
They Know by Determamfidd reviews
The aftermath of a mission isn't usually like this. But then, this was no usual mission. The others are repressing like talented ameteurs - but Bruce, Bruce is a professional. OT6, explicit.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,003 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Crooked Teeth by Silver Standard Society reviews
Through usual mishap, Kagome's been separated from the group. Through unusual circumstance, Sesshomaru has decided to return her. Unless, you know, he kills her first. A long story told in short snippets. Complete.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 420 - Words: 49,480 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
A Day in the Life of an Azkadellian Bodyguard by animegus farmus reviews
Sigh...a companion piece to 'Otherside Encounter' and 'The Courting of Officer Gulch', because apparently every story has as many sides as there are people in it.
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,784 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Complete
Red Against White by Determamfidd reviews
So Tony was just having a bit of fun with, you know, maybe about 3% revenge incorporated . Secrets are good to know, yeah? And Banner's been holding out on them, keeping these military lab sessions to himself. -TWs, language, science boyfriends-
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,667 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
OTP by Save vs. Magic reviews
With 'Charmed and Dangerous' set to become a movie, Alex is shocked to discover the books based on her life are wildly popular. Even more shocking is what some fans are reading between the lines. And most disturbing of all? Justin might be one! -JALEX-
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,465 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Alex R., Justin R.
The World Order by Dirty Reid reviews
Fudge's denial of Voldemort's return gave rise to a period of paranoia and fear. Dumbledore choosing to involve part of a collective almost as old as time itself did little to soothe the matter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,765 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Fueling the Fire by Love.Nicolette reviews
Sometimes when there's no one left, you're drawn to the only one who shares your darkest secrets. Only the strong can survive, and his fire fuels her own. -Kat/Cato- *LemonyLove* -Well written romantic smut- Very minor plot variations from book.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,467 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
The Black Games by Mrs Pettyfer reviews
Once bound by ice, now bound by fire. 12 provinces. 24 tributes. 1 winner. Let the games begin. Complete
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 183,863 - Reviews: 1826 - Favs: 1,732 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Red Velvet by human28 reviews
Caesar Flickerman: "It seems that Katniss has stumbled upon what we call Red Velvet. For those of you who don't know, Red Velvet is a powerful aphrodisiac that completely overwhelms the body." Kato & some Everlark.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Katniss E., Cato - Complete
The Girlfriend Agreement by partbritishtowhead reviews
Their first kiss is accidental. Their second is experimental. Their third? Well, I'll let you figure that one out for yourself. Leonard moves back to NJ, and Penny copes with his absence by moving in with Sheldon. Oh, the humanity.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 66,480 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Apocalypse Week by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Sheldon Cooper is crazy, but also kind of made of awesomeness. Or at least that's how Howard puts it. Penny thinks there's a possibility he's made of sexy, and really, the world must be ending if she has to suppress wayward urges to kiss him.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,536 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The News Article Significance by SRWriting34 reviews
Penny knows what she wants in life. At least, she used to. Howard and Bernadette's wedding sets off a series of events which will change her life forever. Plans change and Penny will have to learn the hard way how to adapt.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 195,634 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
My Bond by Ash9 reviews
alt. fic for Series 4, ep. 5 My Father's Son- In the actual episode, Queen Annis was awfully accomodating. What if she were a bit harder to persuade? What if she were not so noble, and slightly more ambitious? Complete!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,453 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Hockey Girls by bsloths reviews
Derek and Casey are off to Kingston for university. Assumptions are made, conclusions are drawn, issues arise, and problems ensue. Multichapter. Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,212 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
The Angelus Theorm by Trisha Uchiha reviews
AU. Penny is an actress and after landing her first movie role she dies in an accident. She's denied into Heaven and must work for St. Peter for four years. Now a guardian angel, her last task is Sheldon Cooper before she can have another chance at life.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,902 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
To the One I Love by luna-magic-2005 reviews
Written for Saholia! Sesshoumaru's world had always been dark, and thinks his life is only for existing, not for living. When he receives a love letter from a most unlikely source, a light too strong to resist slowly pulls him out of the darkness...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,710 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Wizards vs Christmas II: Reindeer Games by Save vs. Magic reviews
It's Christmas Eve once again, and with Alex begrudgingly in tow, Justin sets out on a mission to put right another infamous Yuletide wrong. But will they ruin Christmas for the whole world in the process? Rated T for language. Jalex if you squint.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,838 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Dark Convergence by millythompson reviews
Trigun, mixed manga/anime based alternate reality on the adventures of Dark Vash. Thrills, chills, but mostly action, romance, comedy... Written by DwellinJ and MillyT
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 228,132 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Vash, Knives
We're Not Together by dpluver reviews
A simple hug turns out to be a horrible mistake. Jazz's parents catch her hugging the ghost boy and as usual, they jump to crazy conclusions. Now Danny can't get within 20 feet of his sister without being zapped. Sibling bonding & running from the parents
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,733 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Danny F., Jazz F.
The Rogue by doctorg reviews
Complete! My usual, which means AU, with good grammar, romance, action, drama, angst, and a happy ending. Logan goes undercover in the Shaw mansion to solve the mystery of Jean's disappearance. He encounters Rogue, and an unlikely alliance is born. Rogan.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,344 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
The Wedding Day Phenomenon by Only-eyes-for-Riddick reviews
Penny is getting married, there's just one problem. She's not in love with the groom, but the groom's best friend.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Demon of Wind by Mr Makulu reviews
AU. The three Wudai Warriors of the Xiaolin temple are faced with a new challenge when they accidently unlock Wuya's apprentice, Rai the Wind demon. Things soon become complicated, especially when Rai decides it's time for a change.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 106,823 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Raimundo, Kimiko - Complete
There's fanfiction about us! by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
My 2nd Naruto fic. Shikamaru gets a laptop and discovers our website. Major OOCness! Rating changed to Mature because of Chapter 9! Next chapter is up! Currently reading Naruto Harem/Bashing type fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,630 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U.
Cerulean Silver vs Amber Gold by hikaranko reviews
Edward Elric has been put on his stupidest assignment yet: babysitting. Everyone else calls it undercover work. To Ed, it's babysitting. But there's more to this assignment than what's on file... FMAHP crossover, DxHr. please review! Chapter 41 FINALLY UP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 41 - Words: 263,155 - Reviews: 2024 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 1,304 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M., Alphonse E., Edward E.
Cuddler by cutecrazyice reviews
Who knew he would have the most unexpected habit? KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Amphetamine Phenylethylamine Effect by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Penny makes it easy for Sheldon to become 'one of the idiots' in ten simple stages… Shenny: suggestive/mild.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,457 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Paradigm Alteration by FireTigerSoul reviews
After a slight head injury, Penny comes to realize how much the boys care for her well-being. She also realizes a certain someone might care more than they let on...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,419 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 1,318 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
PDA by Bananna reviews
Public Display of Affection; how Warren and Layla officially became a couple.
Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,091 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Warren P., Layla W. - Complete
This Again? by Narceine reviews
Sequel to my story "Captive". When Sakura finally gets home from the Akatsuki base, her friends and team mates demand to know what happened to her. And when she tells them...Well, they get an idea. Rated T for very dirty song lyrics.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Sakura H.
Seventh Circle by Tenebrielle reviews
Featuring Kirk, Spock, Bones, and Chekov. An away mission gone horribly wrong lands Kirk and the team in a mysterious prison. Can Kirk figure out how to save them all before it is too late? Rated T, full warnings inside.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,925 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Double or Nothing by rumoredreader reviews
How is it that a simple bet during a game of Babe Raider can change everything?
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,846 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Ever Wonder by Diabolicael reviews
What if Alice had been an interesting and halfway intelligent character? A reworking of Syfy's Alice -as Dark Storm was to TinMan- from start to finish. Hatter is fleshed out a bit as well. If you're not sure it's for you, read Ch5. You'll see.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 130,817 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Alice H., Hatter
From Inuyasha to Naruto by S. T. Nickolian reviews
Kagome ends up in a different place than usual as she climbs out of the well, and is greeted by her kit only he has a different name. He calls himself Kyuubi now. Series of NarInuxover drabbleoneshots
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 53 - Words: 75,740 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Kagome H.
Worlds Apart by kakashifangrl1012 reviews
Wizards, witches, magic. The concept was ridiculous; did the hokage take him for a fool? Then again... "There is more than one kind of magic, Kakashi. I'd like to believe it exists. Wouldn't you?" He wasn't so sure he knew the answer to that question.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 112,943 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
Through The Looking Glass, Darkly by SpaceAnJL reviews
Sheldon subscribes to the many worlds theory, which posits the existence of an infinite number of Sheldons, in an infinite number of universes. He just never expected to meet one of them... Canonverse, pre S4 finale
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,321 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Stripped Bare by J-Pop Princess reviews
When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 295,128 - Reviews: 3449 - Favs: 3,182 - Follows: 1,914 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Prisoner by doctorg reviews
AU - The X-Men, including Rogue, liberate a mutant experimentation lab and find a feral Wolverine. Then Rogue and Logan have adventures. :-D Action, angst, drama, smut, good spelling/grammar, it has it all. Pure Rogan - Wolverine/Rogue.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,194 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
After the Fall by Girl.Interpreted reviews
Post-anime with a crunchy manga topping... Oh Vash, you didn't really think it was going to be easy, did you? What exactly are you planning to do about Knives? How about Meryl? Not much of a plan, huh? Well, this should be interesting.
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,326 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Vash, Meryl
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3159 - Favs: 4,523 - Follows: 2,349 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Among the Bazhir by soccerchick-08 reviews
Kel is in her second year of being a squire and the Own must go to the Bazhir tribe, Soaring Eagle, home to Zahir ibn Alhaz. Kel begins to see another side of the Bazhir as she is forced into unwanted situations. KZ
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,560 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 11/5/2004 - Keladry, Zahir
The Target by doctorg reviews
Now Complete! Wolverine/Rogue AU - Wolverine's mission is to contact and recruit a powerful mutant to the X-Men. Things go awry, of course. I promise good spelling and grammar, plot, angst, smut, and a happy ending. Pure Rogan.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,289 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
Of Rogues and Packs by Stunning Sunset reviews
Get in, get out, don't be seen. Simple mission orders. Except Logan found a labrat who was too similar to him and decided to keep her. The lone wolf now has to take care of a frightened and traumatized young girl and treat her wounds, physical and mental.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,741 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
The Professor's Wife by Foolish Mortal reviews
The students all said that Professor Doumeki had a wife who made him lunches and impeccably pressed his shirts. Watanuki found this hilarious. AU Douwata.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,285 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 143 - Published: 3/21/2011 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4636 - Favs: 4,625 - Follows: 3,445 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Inevitable Attraction by Elli Cole reviews
*26th update: The Difference, YamatoSaku* Finally updated! The sound of the unfamiliar voice halted her ranting as she whipped her head to the source in a rush. A blush crept towards her cheeks and she stuttered in a nervous heap. "O-oh."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 18,077 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Sakura H.
The Ties That Bind by cutecrazyice reviews
The mission is supposed to be really easy - until complications arise, the ex-sensei arrives, and Sakura gets into a situation far more than she bargained for. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Kidnap Me? Have Fun With That! by IceCrystal7 reviews
Like it wasn't bad enough I got sucked into my TV, but did I have to land up with Itachi and Kisame of all people? And then they kidnap me for information? Well I'm not going down without a fight! I hope they can handle it! ItachiXOC... Randomness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,675 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Territorial by Totally-Out-Of-It reviews
Bo's dealt with werewolves, but now there's a new monster with its sights set on him. All Bo wants is Jimmy, but the new kid in school wants Bo while Jimmy wants…. Slash JimmyBo JimBo
Cursed - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,626 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Complete
Captive by Narceine reviews
Sakura is captured by the Akatsuki. When Itachi puts some 'happy' pills into Sakura's food, she sings perverted songs to her guards. Rated T for some sexual themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,709 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Otherside Encounter by animegus farmus reviews
It just wasn't Officer Gulch's day...BONUS CHAPTER THE EIGHTH Officer Gulch learns something he already knew...
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 74,827 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Cain, DG - Complete
And All the King's Men by Mijan reviews
When a training simulation uncovers something that Cadet Kirk was never meant to remember, it breaks him. McCoy can't sit by and watch Jim crumble. When asked what he's willing to do to get the old Jim back, Leonard has only one answer. "Anything."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 66,864 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/10/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Foreign Exchange by Chibes reviews
HARRY POTTERINUYASHA XOVER...Kagome was accepted into a foreign exchange program where she's sent to Hogwarts, the problem: she isn't a witch, she's a 17 yr old time traveling miko who just finished the jewel. HPKH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,970 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Harry P., Kagome H.
Through a Looking Glass, Darkly by Malteaser reviews
AU: What if the White Rabbit had kidnapped Alice's entire family that 23rd of March? Or, the zany adventures of Suit!Alice.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,507 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
I'll Fight For You by Hazelmist reviews
"Then why won't you go out with me?" James asks quietly, looking down at me with blazing eyes. There are many reasons why I won't go out with him. 1 He's a selfish git. 2 He's not my type and 3..."You would hurt me."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 44 - Words: 300,275 - Reviews: 1743 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 2/3/2006 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] - Complete
Convergence by Mijan reviews
Pike wasn't supposed to be in Iowa, but there he was, weighing his future against scales that would never balance. Kirk had given up on his future long ago. McCoy's past had been pulled out from underneath him. Paths converge in the least likely places.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,481 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/12/2010 - J. Kirk, C. Pike - Complete
Curse of the Mistletoe COMPLETE! by Hedw1g reviews
Dumbledore has installed mischivious mistletoe around Hogwarts at Christmas..and it's cursed and out to get everyone! will anyone escape it's clutches, or will they succumb to it's demands?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,952 - Reviews: 2700 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Natural Selection Examination by lyrisca reviews
Drunk and disillusioned by her dating options following her break-up with Leonard, Penny comes home from the club early and decides to hang out with Sheldon for the night. Things get weird. Very, very weird...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,826 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C.
Under Shadowed Wings by White as Sin reviews
Red Fountain reigns as a school for specialists, with a fine turnout for centuries. However… all goes to chaos when for the first time in years… a girl enters the scarlet doors as a student.
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 142,492 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 11/4/2004
Survey by cutecrazyice reviews
She has some very personal, very intimate questions. Can he take the heat? ShikaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
The Hysteria Nomenclature by PrincessButtercup83 reviews
Okay, so they're together. Now what?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,524 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
Sweet Blood by Fallen Angel Temari reviews
Sakura and Itachi are assassins and partners. On her next mission, she discovers a mysterious cave with a chamber in it. Without knowing, she awakened the Demon lord. He claims her as his property, slave and mate. Gaara Sakura Itachi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,565 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Let me Belong by Sarel reviews
Lily and the Marauders are known for not quite getting along. When James moves next door to Lily, the two spend the summer getting themselves in unbelievable situations. When they return to Hogwarts thing's really begin to heat up...and not just for them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 105,746 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Secrets, Sake and Funloving Teammates by cutecrazyice reviews
"You know what? I've never heard of Shikamaru getting kissed before." And that was how their night of fun started. For the most part. ShikaGUESS!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Double Edged by nimblnymph reviews
Seduction is like a double edged sword. You never know when you'll go from being the seducer to being the seduced. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 347,047 - Reviews: 1791 - Favs: 2,125 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Backwards by sparzelli reviews
"Do you realize that every time you call me, something bad happens?" Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,814 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
The Paladin Protocol by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 2,678 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Chase by Lucillia reviews
The reason why Naruto was allowed to wear "kill me" orange.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hot Medicine by Saphri reviews
Kakasaku one-shot. AU. Fighting fires was a tough job by all accounts. But when the job requires getting treated by beautiful pink haired paramedics it was worth the hardship. Contains lemon. Over 18's only please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,051 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Lab Rat by AnneriaWings reviews
The look on my parents' faces – eager, curious, somewhat hateful – wasn't exactly hard to give away their intentions. I knew what they were going to do to me even before Mom snapped on a pair of rubbery, white latex gloves.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,554 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Danny F. - Complete
My Pet by PegasusRider reviews
Sesshoumaru and Kagome have the perfectly normal life of being the 'master and pet'. But as darkness threatens Japan and Sesshoumaru finds himself consumed with thoughts of Kagome, will they be able to survive each other? Alternate Endings added!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,441 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
The Flower Girl by Kanna37 reviews
The story of how one tiny child led a human-hating youkai Lord and a pure-hearted miko to love - all through the medium of her favorite thing... flowers. Second place on Dokuga for Best Kagome port. and Third Best Romance.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 100 - Words: 109,855 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Rise and Fall by nimblnymph reviews
Men, like empires, were made and then destroyed. What matters isn't the fall itself but what you did to help others rise. Written for the KakaSaku Shakespeare Challenge on LiveJournal.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,953 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Troved by forthright reviews
AU. Everyone knows that a hanyou comes from the union of a human and a youkai. In this case, the union of a human and a youkai is brought about by a hanyou. Sesshoumaru x Kagome. Valentine's Day Oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 133 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Forgetting the Past by bendingwind reviews
Kel is quite literally dragged into hiding by Dom and Neal when King Jonathan sentences her to a death on Traitor's Hill for daring to disobey a direct command. She must create a life she's never known anything about, in a land she's never even seen. AU.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,741 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Keladry, Domitan - Complete
15 Things To Do At WalMart by VampireApple reviews
Danny, Sam and Tucker decide to have some fun at WalMart. Slight DS fluff. COMPLETE! At long last.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,657 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
As the Worm Turns by Dannyblue reviews
A bully learns he might not be the scariest kid walking the halls of Tribeca Prep. Gen.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
The Uncertainty Principle by PrincessButtercup83 reviews
Penny's spent years making sure she had everything she wanted. Right? Dark crack!fic. No, seriously.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,221 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The ArchVillain Conundrum by Bartimus Crotchety reviews
As Miss Wonderful,Penny loves being a super hero, her only drawbacks in life are the pesky evil armored freak, Doctor Devastator, and the annoying super genius next door. A solution is about to present itself
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,020 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Tempting the Dragon by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Dragon's Bait by Vivian Vande Velde: Alys's breath was coming quickly, matching the pounding of her heart and the muted slap of her running feet on the mossy, damp earth of the forest floor. She ran as though the hounds of hell were on her tail. ch.7
Dragon's Bait - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,257 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 5/25/2007
Snap Shot by Little Falcon reviews
GaaSaku... she had her life figured out but when something or rather someone appears on her photo... everything changed...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,172 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Tactile Reasoning by omens reviews
Max’s mistake, Justin and Alex’s realization. Just another day in the Russo house. Written for a prompt at the omgjustinalex meme at Livejournal. -Oneshot-
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,268 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
In Every Universe by audi katia reviews
Sheldon subscribes to the many worlds theory, but what he doesn't know is that wherever he ends up, Penny is there, too.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,897 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Cooper Libido Experiment by gwendy reviews
There are times when the thing you love the most will cause your downfall. In the case of Dr. Sheldon Cooper, that would be Science... Sheldon/Penny, with secondary characters Leslie Winkle and Ramona Nowitzki
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,919 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Deja Vu Vibes by gwendy reviews
Dr. Sheldon Cooper doesn't believe in coincidences...until... Sheldon/Penny fic
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Untried Guardians by Sqweakie the Wonder Mouse reviews
They called The Guardians to fight Voldemort...they just didn't expect them! Snape's never gonna be the same. A Crossover AU after HP Year 4 and after the Shichinin-tai Story Arc. THIS IS NOT A DEAD STORY
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,909 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
The Only Volunteer by Ally-Marty reviews
What if Wyldon had allowed Joren, and not Neal, to be Kel's sponsor? This Alternate Universe story is a complete, 71-chapter rewrite of the PotS series. Some of the chapters are very long. Rated T for safety. Reviews are still appreciated! **COMPLETE**
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 368,284 - Reviews: 1436 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Keladry, Joren - Complete
Destiny of Flame and Sorrow by Little Falcon reviews
GaaSaku... Have you fallen in love with someone you never even met? She mistakes him to be someone else he plays along...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,008 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Fighting Change by gwendy reviews
Change is something Sheldon Cooper just couldn't deal with. At least, not without taking drastic measures. Sheldon/Penny one shot
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
5 times Sheldon gets a ride from Penny by PrincessButtercup83 reviews
and 1 time he returns the favor. Written because I apparently smoke a lot of crack.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Wanted: Roommate Normal Need Not Apply by PrincessButtercup83 reviews
This is where I would write a summary, but I'm going to make you read it to find out what it's about. Ha!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,823 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Elevator Conundrum by gwendy reviews
The elevator's finally working and Penny and Sheldon managed to get a test ride...until things get a little interesting...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,014 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Wanting Casey by NotAContrivance reviews
What Derek wants, Derek gets, right? So what happens when what he wants the most is Casey, his stepsister? He does what he always does; he goes after her... But what's this? Is Casey wanting Derek? Guess he wasn't kidding when he said he was irresistible.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 321,752 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 10/28/2005 - [Derek V., Casey M.]
Betraying the Saviours by IamTheMoon reviews
Would you kill those you loved, even if it meant surviving without them? Noriko decides she can't stay as a shy schoolgirl and decides she must use her innocence to betray and kill Shuya, Kawada and eventually Kitano if she has any hope of survival.
Battle Royale - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,130 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Noriko N., Shuya N., Kitano, Shogo K.
days were slipping past by omens reviews
“I just don’t want to miss you anymore.” Future-fic.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,996 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
Romantic Rhapsody by artemisgirl reviews
One drabble for every letter of the alphabet, pairing Kahoko with Hihara, Ryotaro, Len, and Yunoki, as well as with a few surprise characters thrown in. Because Kahoko is too awesome to just have one boy.
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Kahoko H. - Complete
At the End of Today by hasu86 reviews
A thank you one-shot for Smittee. AU. A bodyguard? Well, Kagome thrived on challenges and he was a particularly stubborn one.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Where The Rain Goes by EternallyDrowning reviews
Supermodel Sakura Haruno is dating the unbeatable street-fighter Sabaku no Gaara, but when her job puts her in a position that makes Gaara leave in anger, will they ever stay together? Or will Sakura be left out in the rain? SakuraxGaara SakuxGaa ONESHOT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,273 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
First Times by Mai Sode no Shirayuki reviews
The first time Neji intentionally kneeled to someone, it was to the pink-haired medic nin. Neji&Sakura pairing,sweet fluff and romance between the stoic Hyuuga and our favourite medic nin kunoichi!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,794 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Flaming Heart by Creidhe reviews
An unexpected incident, sends Sakura into the past. She has a chance at saving everything, but as the wise say 'Playing with the hands of times brings you the most deadly consequences,' However, Sakura was not one to be intimidated ...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,781 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
6 Things Justin Russo Has Never Done by omens reviews
Until know, Justin had always thought he possessed a little bit of moral fiber. For Kat.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,085 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
Model Mishap by Mahi-Mahi reviews
[AU] It took the rosette haired beauty little more than a month to easily work her way to the top of the fashion world. On her own personal mission, she encounters one of the most enigmatic men of her life...KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 81,759 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Full House by MissSugarQuill reviews
Dumbledore's new idea is not appreciated at all by Lily Evans. Learning to live by one's self should surely be left till after school. Unfortunately for her, this develops into more of a problem. Like becoming the arrogant James Potter's little housewife.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 104,572 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 7/1/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Can't Become An Angel by Slytherin Prince reviews
When Haruno Sakura's family had a nothing left with them, Sakura decided to help her parents. She applied to be a waitress... and only to be sold to the three handsome men in the town as a slave. GaaSakuNejiSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,947 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 6/25/2004 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Twelve Days of Christmas by Chaos Dragon reviews
Danny has finally resolved to tell Sam how he feels just in time for the holidays. But who can blame him for taking it slow? Especially when he’s doing it in style. DxS
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,458 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
In Thirteen Steps by Cella N reviews
It doesn't always end up as planed. SHIKAMARU. SAKURA. The road there is the fun part.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,217 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Just a Pinch of Pixie Dust by partbritishtowhead reviews
I don't care how charming he may appear to the others; I don't trust that boy. Peter Pan had trouble written all over him from the start...Too bad my mother is making me date him. Peter/Wendy Modern version! R&R
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 63,799 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Wendy D., Peter Pan - Complete
Pits by Cordria reviews
Danny has been captured and thrown into the Pits by Walker to fight for his life. Listen in as he tells his dark, twisted tale of surviving despite the odds. Warning: dark and depressing. Sequel is 'Final Exam'.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 168,574 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Danny F., Walker - Complete
Notebooks and Letters by chem prof reviews
The ‘true’ version of Books 5, 6, and 7, as told by Hermione to her daughter years later, using her old journals and letters between her and Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 296,330 - Reviews: 2059 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Idiot Syndrome by asteriskjam reviews
Konoha’s four beloved geniuses were not necessarily hardworking or sociable or humble or patient. But kami, weren’t they supposed to be brilliant? :SasuSaku, NejiSaku: :Shikamaru, Sakura friendship:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 115 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Masks by Cordria reviews
Sometimes, people hide who they truly are behind masks. This is a short story about the day that Lancer decides enough is enough when it comes to Daniel Fenton. Sequel is 'Plunge'.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,070 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Danny F., Lancer - Complete
Frivolous Sentimentalities by Tally Mark reviews
If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, what galaxy are youkai from? Because Kagome would really like to know. SessKag oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,139 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 3,284 - Follows: 289 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Snaps is the Name of the Game by Hypothetical Situation reviews
A game of 'Snaps' between friends reveals a shocking truth. D/S. Please read A/N beforehand.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
The Once and Future Taiyoukai by RosieB reviews
The well was supposed to be stable. It was supposed to send her to Inuyasha. And it failed. Now, Kagome's even farther into the past and she must depend on a young Sesshoumaru, who has no idea of what their shared future holds. But neither does Kagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,403 - Reviews: 5485 - Favs: 6,365 - Follows: 2,011 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Symbols of Femininity by Little Piper Girl reviews
The men of Team 7 begin to notice their female member.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,854 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Sakura H.
Narutotachi Goes to Hogwarts! by Yarochisai reviews
An abandoned Harry Potter/Naruto Crossover with awful crackish humor. I have not updated since mid-2008. Please stop PMing me for updates. And don't bother reviewing either, because I'd feel bad if you kept reviewing for no reason.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 369,154 - Reviews: 1606 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Unwilling by Nonny The Anon One reviews
Vlad has died and left everything to Danny with conditions. Now Danny needs to find Sam who ran away to France years ago and convince her to marry him, but will it all work out?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,625 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
13 Tips, 24 Hours by cutecrazyice reviews
#1: Do not blame him for what happened. #2: Do not insult his sand. #3: Do not...and the list goes on. But really, how much more do you need when it comes to dealing with the Sand master himself? GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Not So Proper by lovelondon reviews
AU When Captain James Potter, Pirate extraordinaire, takes Princess Lily captive, things heat up between them. Who ever said a pirate and princess can’t fall in love? LEJP. Chapter 5 is here!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,191 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 10/3/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Sesshomaru's Hanyou by Just 1 Girl reviews
AU:SK: Ahh! Omg Im going to get stoned to death for this. hahah!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,080 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
Sins of the Father by ShadowsWeaver1 reviews
One stranded in the past, another in the future miko and youkai must work together to form a power strong enough to send them both home. But their time together would become more than a memory, and in the wake of their parting a new bond will be formed.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 152,496 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
SecretKeeper by to-love-is-to-lie reviews
I'm Sorano. I'm also Socially Invisible. In the last 3 years the longest conversation I've had was over borrowing a pen. Naruto, Sasuke, Shikamaru and Sakura. they all had secrets... And the one girl who didn't want to know, found out. GaaraXoc AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 82,288 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Seducing my Sensei by cutecrazyice reviews
Who knew taking up your sensei's challenge could be so much fun? KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Lost and Confused by veela princess reviews
Lily Evans an abused muggleborn is taken away after a tragic night. Sent to live with the Potters with her best mate. Will she ever find her way back from the down ward spiral she's in. LEJP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,060 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
What am I? by KissMyAsymptote reviews
Kagome and Miroku play a game of 'What am I.' Although the consequences of such a game are unexpected. [MirokuKagome]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,355 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Kagome H., Miroku
Shikamaru Plus Glasses Equals by therealesther reviews
Shikamaru could never have imagined the consequences of such an image change...dedicated to phishychan EPILOGUE NOW UP! THANK U AND GOODNIGHT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,068 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Brushes of the Law and Lip by Sanded Silk reviews
Neji's charged for murder, and is in the defendant lobby, awaiting his fate, when Sakura, the defense attorney's assistant, is brought in for contempt of court. NejiSaku, rated for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Shades of Pink by NanbeiNoHana reviews
How many shades of pink can Byakugan see? NejiSaku, ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/16/2008 - [Sakura H., Neji H.] - Complete
Traditions by jaekl09 reviews
The Nara clan has a betrothal tradition that no one besides the head of the clan and the Hokage are aware of...not even those betrothed. Standard disclaimer applies I don't own Naruto. LEMON WARNING
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,714 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5220 - Favs: 4,510 - Follows: 1,506 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Stranded by Yarochisai reviews
An abandoned Harry Potter/Naruto Crossover with a bunch of random Naruto characters stuck in the HP-verse via a crack theory on the Sharingan. Self-pitying shinobi galore. I have not updated since the end of 2007. Please stop PMing me for updates.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 132,068 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Albus D., Naruto U.
Tattoo by Karena Sasuke reviews
Sakura needs a change, but how much of a change can she handle? What if her entire life needed to be different for a mission? Does she accept the rules or mess it up? Will the dreams go away or be replaced with fantasies? NejiSakura w slight KakashiSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,051 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Dark Storm by Diabolicael reviews
A retelling of Tin Man, from start to finish and beyond. Reimagined DG. A bit darker and more complex than the mini. I promise there is romance! I know it's alot of reading, but TOTALLY worth it. Don't just look at CH1, read CH3 before you give up on it!
Tin Man - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 82,466 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
Meaningful Glances by o.x-Twiggy-x.o reviews
NejixSakura “Haruno, you do realise, you’ve just invited me into your room...” He wanted her, she was unsure. Watching someone every night isn't stalking...is it?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,397 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
User's Guide and Manual for Wyatt Cain by Shannon Vega reviews
So, you want your very own Wyatt Cain. Think you're ready for the responsibility of the gorgeous Tin Man? Then take a gander through his instruction manual. A loving tribute to the handsome cop and a Christmas wish for every shipper. D.G. & Cain implied.
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2007 - DG, Cain - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7071 - Favs: 5,426 - Follows: 2,235 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Real Genius by MaxxRide reviews
Sakura always thought she was smart because of her grades but then a boy who is failing his classes enters her life and she discovers what it really means to be smart and she discovers a lot more about herself and about him... ShikaSaku highschool fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,255 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Two Weeks To Lose It by aisu tenshi 831 reviews
Sakura has two weeks to loose her virginity before she has to leave on a mission. Who'd thought that it would end up being this hard. Sakura x ?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,338 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Sakura H.
Follow the Sound of My Heart by Kisekilotus reviews
What started out as just a friendship soon blossoms into much more. But fragile hearts and malicious plans may end both relationships and innocent lives. Is it really true that true love conquers all, or does even it succumb to evil's wrath? ShikaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,290 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
In the Cards by oooshinythings reviews
Was this a date? Lily found herself thinking. They had planned a time and a place, and met to be together. No, not to be together, Lily corrected herself, to do work. They were here to do work. Lily was here to do work. Not to think about James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 74,991 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 2/1/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Possession by BlackBelt reviews
AU: She was a kind but stubborn village girl thrown into the arms of the cold and heartless prince. When lust and love begin to form how can these two truely be together when it is forbidden?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,629 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Light in Dark Places by Eilan-san reviews
[PostSeries] Even after the fairy tale, life goes on for Kagome. Unfortunately for her, Destiny decided a long time ago that her journey wasn't complete and two worlds are about to collide in ways she never imagined. Crossover with Harry Potter. [HK]
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,070 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 3/20/2005
All for One by Vesvius reviews
Naruto might be hated by the villagers, but he has been accepted by a much more important group in Konoha: The thirteen primary clans of the ninja. Not only that, he's been adopted by them. Meet Naruto, heir of the fourteen clans! NaruHarem. Runner Up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 93,248 - Reviews: 3353 - Favs: 2,899 - Follows: 2,634 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Naruto U.
Precious Flower, Fighting Sand by Celtic Oak reviews
AU Sakura is the sole heir to a multimillionaire firm, but when she starts receiving death threats, she is forced to hire Gaara, a dark and antisocial bodyguard to protect her. Will they be able to put aside their differences for a common goal? GaaxSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,699 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Complete
According To Plan by Seniya reviews
And he followed her. Succumbing to the pressure, to the exquisite pleasure. To anything that she offered, knowing in his heart, that she was giving him everything...WillxCaleb AU
W.I.T.C.H. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 194,820 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Caleb, Will V.
It All Began When We Were Yay High by grape-2010 reviews
I climbed down the rosemasked trellis that was right outside my window on the second story. It was pouring rain and thunder clapped overhead, but I just had to get away. I knew I’d be trouble for it tomorrow, but I had reached my limit. Rape in chapter fi
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,332 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Tears of the Fallen by ShadowsWeaver1 reviews
Kagome is saved by Sesshomaru. Unfortunately for the young miko, Sesshomaru’s version of chivalry includes having her impaled by Tenseiga and thrown down a mystic well. But that is only the first of our miko’s problems. SessKag
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 223,758 - Reviews: 1860 - Favs: 2,115 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Atonement by Seniya reviews
Twenty seven one shots based on the couple of Will and Caleb. They range from fluff to angst to humor. All for your amusement. Enjoy. WillxCaleb
W.I.T.C.H. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 50,998 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Will V., Caleb - Complete
Sunday Night Sex Talk by Priah reviews
With only a trace left of 7th year, Hermione makes a startling discovery. She is given the task of providing her peers the sexual education they so desperately need, with Draco Malfoy as her only assistance. Too much sex talk with Malfoy can lead to interesting things... [This fic is being revised!]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,754 - Reviews: 1944 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Love is Troublesome by Dolphingirl32173 reviews
Shikamaru and Sakura get paired up for an undercover mission. But why did their cover have to be fiancées? And is trouble brewing for Leaf? What, exactly, is Cloud up to? ShikaSaku Rated T for language and future content
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,643 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Strings Attached by Egoistical reviews
She was going to be a girl for a week. There was no way they were going to sit by and watch from the sidelines.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,617 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Haruhi F.
Magnetic Attractions by Infatuated-Simplicity reviews
Tsunade decides that Sakura has been single for far too long. With the help of a jutsu, can Tsunade shove her apprentice in the right direction for love and hopefully a couple of adorable grandkids? NejiXSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,598 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - [Neji H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Sandcastles by Lack Thereof reviews
[Gaara x Sakura][Oneshot] Sakura had always boasted when she was small that she was the best sandcastle maker in the world. When she was having trouble with her sandcastle, she turned to the boy who knew the sand better then anyone.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
My Favorite Little Puppet, No Strings Attached by Lack Thereof reviews
Alternate Plot, SasoSaku Sasori runs across an ideal little puppet to play with. Now only if he can get his hands on her...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,262 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Seven Deadly Nins by Niobe Jones reviews
Seven Shinobi, one Kunoichi. Seven sins. Seven takes. Seven Stories. Ch1: Wrath SasuSaku, Ch2: Gluttony ChoSaku, Ch3: Envy LeeSaku, Ch4: Pride NejiSaku, Ch5:GaaSaku There will be other pairings later.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,753 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Ribbon by Miss Soupy reviews
Little Naruto and little Sakura meet one day and Naruto receives a precious gift. Now watch how their relationship changes as years goes by. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,861 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Wanted by ALASKANCHIKKAz reviews
Inuyasha stole Sesshomaru's bottom but for crying out loud! With his cough cough Tetsusaiga? Kagome and Sango see the wanted sign and read it and decide what must be done. Please READ AND REVIEW! Thanks!ONESHOT!Fixed the misunderstandings.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Nascence by PetitDejeuner reviews
Nascence, Sakura said, means beginning. A beginning of war, pain, betrayal. A beginning of a year, love, life. The beginning of everything in the world, Neji... everything good and bad and in between. The beginning of me and you. Of everything. [NejiSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,245 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Keep Hold Of by DotOnTheSpot reviews
[Finally, the SEQUEL to 'For Keeps'] He knew they would try again to take what was his. KakashixSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,162 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
For Keeps by DotOnTheSpot reviews
He would do anything to make sure nothing was taken from him again. KakashiSakura [Just slightly edited]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Puppy 101 by Ladya C. Maxine reviews
A prank spell turns Inuyasha and Sesshomaru back into young pups. Kagome volunteers to keep them safe in her time until a cure is found. But as she soon finds out: Puppies are a handful! Chapter 12 up!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,816 - Reviews: 1742 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru
SOHCAHTOA by PetitDejeuner reviews
Sakura had always hated math... till now. [ShikaSaku oneshot] [Beware of the fluff!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Love thy Neighbor by dL secret reviews
AU InuKag In a city of sins, Kagome, the innocent girl, tells herself everyday that the reason she's still living in this dodgy apartment has nothing to do with her badboy, arrogant neighbor. She fooled no one.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,565 - Reviews: 1487 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Crash World by 20FacesChizu reviews
Sakura's world comes crashing down when she discovers that she's been betrothed. With her choice between Kamizuki Izumo and Hatake Kakashi looming, who will she choose before her fate is chosen for her? Can love, even now, truly conquer all?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,690 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
To Lure a Dragon by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Sequel to Vivian Vande Velde's Dragon's Bait Selendrile may have asked Alys to stay with him, but can a dragon and a human exist together? Or are they doomed to fail from the beginning? ::Chapter 21:: The rating just went up.
Dragon's Bait - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,549 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Complete
Emerald Moments by Rhysel Ash reviews
Harry never got on the train in first year, in fact, he wasn't even in the right country at the time. At 17, he is found again, but is the wizarding world ready for this Seattle-grown youth? This story is very AU. Chptr 10 now up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,797 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 5/2/2006
You Idiot! by DotOnTheSpot reviews
[Revised & Reposted] AU. No matter how many times he's told, Koga will never learn. Not for Koga lovers, this is SessKag.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/3/2007 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Rules of Attraction by Kiseki-no-neko reviews
Will's highly upset that, since she and her friends have entered high school, Matt hardly ever pays attention to her anymore, so what does she do? She enlists Caleb's help to make her, not quite, 'boyfriend' jealous, but, will it turn into more than that?
W.I.T.C.H. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,507 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 3/27/2005
Room 143 by Doctor Meowzie reviews
[ShikaSakuNeji] Just one of Sakura's worst days working in the hospital, featuring two glaring brunettes. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 3,054 - Follows: 348 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
After Class by Kawaii-Mahou reviews
When Kagome changes schools her nonconforming ways earns her the attention of the hottest man in school, her Teacher. Put on your short skirt and combat boots and get ready for a dramatic school year! [SessxKag]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,095 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Taking Shikamaru's Virginity by aisu tenshi 831 reviews
The girls get together and decide to make a friendly bet: see who can take Shikamaru's virginity. Slight Sakura x Shikamaru, mention of several other pairings
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,669 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
When He Is Gone by aisu tenshi 831 reviews
They had fooled the entire village, only him and Ino knew the truth. Uchiha Sakura was very unhappy in her marriage. But Ino didn't know about this...them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Seven Days by kawaiisuzu reviews
When eldest daughter Sophie Hatter and mysterious dashing stranger happen to meet, only his promise of a week of help at her hat shop can keep them together.Seven days to understand you, Seven days to love you, and Seven days to make you mine. [Complete]
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,517 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Complete
Forever by aisu tenshi 831 reviews
Neji has one last night to spend with his family before leaving on a mission he has no hope of returning from.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Fractured fairy tale by Halicarnassus reviews
School may have ended but the Host Club boys refuse to go their separate ways or relinquish their claim on a certain commoner. Living together was their only solution. Society can go hang. But such a choice would come with a price.Kyoya knows that.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,198 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Hanyou Her, Hanyou Him by Wolf Blossom reviews
Finding an injured miko, the gang helps her. Late at night, the miko goes to Inuyasha and tells him, “For helping me, I shall grant you a single wish...” and what does he wish for? For Kagome to be Hanyou. InuKag [COMPLETED]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 94,884 - Reviews: 3586 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Simon Says by Aiyanabell reviews
FBI agent Samantha Manson is being tormented by one of the criminals they are trying to catch. This Phsycopathic Serial Killer has no fear of getting caught, and has invited her into a twisted little game......[Full Summary inside]
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,680 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
Under Your Skin by Azul Tigress reviews
After a mind swap, Warren, Layla and Lash learn more about each other and themselves than they could have imagined. Eventual pairings hint: one contains slash …
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,632 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 6/24/2006 - William S./Will, Warren P. - Complete
The Thorns of Life by MujakiRising reviews
Layla goes to Sky High, where she runs into a lot more than an education. Yes, I am still alive. Expect another chapter soon.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,328 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/20/2007 - Published: 6/5/2006
Caught in the Open by DotOnTheSpot reviews
Kakashi and Sakura probably should have went to a better place for certain activities, as in not where everyone could see them. Beware of hangovers, craziness, and battle of sex [literally].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,080 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
To Mend a Broken Soul by I.Plead.Ignorance reviews
Suna is in great need for medinin, but Gaara only wants the best to save his people. Tsunade couldn't do it, so in comes Sakura. Unknowingly, she ends up healing not just lives but a broken soul of the Kazekage as well.M for adult sit. &LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,654 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Final Exam by Cordria reviews
When Danny has to write a paper for Lancer detailing one of his most traumatic experiences, this is his creation. Caution: extremely depressing and dark. Sequel to 'Pits'.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,060 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/21/2006 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Danny F., Walker - Complete
One Thing Leads To Another by Ultrawoman reviews
As Layla and Warren formulate a plan to make Will notice his best friend as a potential girlfriend, feelings start to develop that neither of them expected. An alternate middle and end to the movie, WarrenLayla pairing.
Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,586 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Complete
Imaginary Friend by blackXheart reviews
AU: What if Sakura's imaginary friend, wasn't so imaginary? GaaraXSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,237 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Underlings by KellyAnnie reviews
You're just sitting in here, trying to convince yourself that you really DO know the problem, even though you really DON'T. HouseCam
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,870 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 9/24/2006 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Eagleheart by Faith's melody reviews
AU. King Damon has ignored the warnings about an attack on Amity. An attack instigated by Vlad Masters. The only resistance is a small group that believes in the impending war. A group that is led by an 18 year old Danny Fenton DS.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,876 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/24/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005
Closely Ballroom by captain lyd reviews
Esteban is teaching Maddie how to dance. MaddieEsteban. I, sadly, do not own the Suite Life of Zack and Cody. Please read and review!
Suite Life series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,687 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/24/2006 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Complete
Gender Confusion The Doctrine of Danny by WingsOfMorphius reviews
Danny has enough trouble as it is. Between battling ghosts, searching for his parents, locking horns with Vlad and trying to keep a passing grade, his plate is full. Then his new roomie came, and his problems became much more complicated...-Discontinued-
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,838 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Blackbird by WingsOfMorphius reviews
Raven 'volunteered' to go Undercover at Casper High to find out more about the elusive Phantom! Between fighting paranormal beings, declaring war on cheerleaders and even befriending the klutzy yet mysterious Danny Fenton, that is. -Discontinued-
Crossover - Teen Titans & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,148 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Raven, Danny F. - Complete
The Upside Down World Of Zoey Brooks by Kitten The Kokeshi Doll reviews
Zoey's a goth. Logan's a geek. Dana's a bimbo. Chase is the hottest thing in school. And Quinn is a super diva. What kind of parallel world is this?
Zoey 101 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,400 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/18/2006 - Published: 10/4/2005
My First by Kawaii-Mahou reviews
Souta is in love with his sister, Kagome, who is head over heels for Sesshomaru who is engaged to her twin sister, Kikyou, who has a massive crush on InuYasha, who happens to be Kagome's fiancee. A Feudle fantasy of the rich and the powerful.Simply Divine
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,853 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
Conversations of a Ghost Gabber by Cordria reviews
Follow along with one-sided conversations with the world's greatest Fenton invention!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Dan Phantom, Maddie F. - Complete
A Musical Interlude by Greywolf reviews
AU. It happened differently. Sam never met Danny until she saw his band perform at their college. But as different as things are, some never changed and some never will...
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,376 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/9/2006 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Danny F., Sam M.
The First Time by FrankaPhile reviews
I decided to explore the WarrenLayla relationship through hindsight and reflection over their firsts First Date, First Dance, First Kiss, and so on.
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,389 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 12/18/2005
Remordere by Zilleniose reviews
[AU] For years, ghosts have been exposed as a dominating, monarchic society that has been raging a rather silent war with Earth for hundreds of years. So what happens when a 14 year old Sam becomes the prime target for a certain Ghost Prince? [DxS]
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,490 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Danny F., Sam M.
Wine Vintage by hikari yuuko reviews
[IchigoxRukia] AU!Vampires. [It's almost a shame she can't see how beautiful she looks. Maybe it's better this way. If she knew, there would be no way to bring her down her cloud this time.] Ichigo is Rukia's longlife slave.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The Best Thing by KellyAnnie reviews
Follow House and Cameron and Cuddy and Wilson through parenthood, and watch as their children grow up. Sequel to Play the Game.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,663 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
Wake Up Call by Hazelmist reviews
Hermione has a pounding headache, no recollection, her pillow's walked off on her and Harry Potter is in her bed with no idea as to how he got there. HHR Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/3/2006 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Hot Attraction by Hiei's Ice Maiden reviews
The tango. It's like sex on hardwood. Kagome takes dance lessons and her and her gorgeous instructor Sesshomaru find it to be one of their favorite dances. [AU SessKag: Completed] Revised and small mistakes corrected on 4/11/2013.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,494 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Gender Confusion The Saga of Sam by WingsOfMorphius reviews
In an attempt to escape her parents, Samantha Manson takes refuge at a boys school with the class of her dreams. Fooling teachers and fitting in is hard enough, but what happens when Sam's roommate is a hottie with a secret of his own...?-Discontinued-
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,359 - Reviews: 1818 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
Portal by Tangled-Web-Of-Lies reviews
Could there be a glitch in the Bone Eater's Well time portal? Kagome meets up with a younger Sesshomaru, and together they embark, albeit somewhat grudgingly, on a quest to restore some semblance of order to their lives. [SessKag]
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,239 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
Dessert wars by DarkGoddess2002 reviews
Poking fun at the shipping wars. A oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
If We Kiss by Forgotten Sacrifice reviews
AU, Sam Manson meets the boy of her dreams. He's smart, funny...but entirely offlimits. Her mother is engaged to his father while her best friend is in love with him! As their relationship grows stronger, she can't help but ask herself 'what if we kiss..'
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,641 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Complete
Lifestyle of the Rich and Famous by Wolfgrl1880 reviews
Inuyasha, Miroku, and Kouga... 3 of the most famous guys ever. What happens when the 3 girls that hate them the most end up having to stay with them.. Read to find out.. Humor, romance, and chaos.. just read Inukag MirSan KouAya SessRin
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,541 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Complete
Play the Game by KellyAnnie reviews
When House's apartment is infested with roaches, he needs a place to stay. But Wilson's not taking him in, and two of the three ducklings have excuses. Where can he go? HC, rated M for later chapters. Completed!
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 79,312 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
From the Future Keely style by Raychel reviews
What would happen if it was Keely that was from 2121? Check it out guys : Pheelyness of course. I'm changing the rating to M due to a change of path lol.
Phil Of The Future - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,502 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006
Skulls and Crossbones by Kneazle reviews
AU. Harry seeks revenge against Captain Tom Riddle, who killed his parents in a sea battle 19 years ago. Before he can avenge them, he must return a runaway Princess to her family and find his father's hidden treasure before his enemies do! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,207 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/25/2006 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Yamani by Internal Ecstasy reviews
The Yamani: a title entrusted to the Emperor's best and most trusted female-warrior. In his eyes, she would be the fairest one of all; intelligent and strategic; possess the strength and skills of a man; and the most loyal and faithful servant. She is Keladry of Mindelan.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Keladry, OC
Never Cross a Frenchman by FlyingButtresses reviews
Well, the title says it all. This fic is mainly about Jack, it's got Elizabeth in it, but I'm not sure if it's an EJ or an EW. No slash, no lemons, and absolutely no long lost sisters, daughters, or lovers of Jack! Rated M for some serious violence.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,886 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 1/4/2004
Estrelas by Shimegami-chan reviews
AU. Sam's attention is captured by a lonely ghost haunting her grandmother's attic...and discovering his secrets will take everything she has.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 101,104 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Closet Romantic by SnowShadowuser reviews
[AU] It all started with a prince’s ball: Sophie was deathly afraid of changes. She was deathly afraid of wizards and witches. So imagine her shock when she finds out that the man trying to court her is none other than the notorious Wizard Howl…
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,305 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006
Unearned Pleasures by LiveLoveLaugh reviews
He likes to play games, maybe even a few hearts, and when the going gets tough, he isn’t going to break a sweat. But what good excuse can he make to get out of this? [ShikaXSaku] Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,148 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Cupid's Curse by Nonny The Anon One reviews
There is a new ghost in Amity Park and he's decided that manipulating Dash and Sam into dating each other would be the perfect distraction to keep Danny off his back.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,626 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/10/2006 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Dash B., Sam M. - Complete
The Year When Everything Changed by MissMarauder5 reviews
Lily, James, and Sirius get transported into the future in the beginning of their Seventh Year and meet Harry Potter. Lily has always hated James. But ‘has always’ doesn’t mean ‘will always’
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,995 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Betrayal of Love by Jinxed4Ever reviews
Sophie learned the hard way that there was no such thing as happily ever after. After a fight with an indifferent Howl, she goes off on her own to find her family again and an old friend...
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,869 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/5/2006 - Published: 6/1/2006
Bestial by rambling procrastinator reviews
When a ninja has "matured," their scent changes. Only some sense the change, but of those who can, one will claim the matured ninja as their mate. However, sometimes more than one will try to make a claim. Sakura-centric. Pairings TBD.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,911 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 5/29/2006 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Sakura H.
Mrs Nealan of Queenscove by Dom-Basher CHAMPION reviews
Neal drew back the veil partway, and kissed the red lips in the ricepainted face. But it wasn't Yuki's kiss. He drew back the veil all the way, and the new Mrs. Nealan of Queenscove collapsed into his arms. KN, KelNeal. R&R, please!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,248 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Tortall, Tortall
Fair Trade by LazyLibra reviews
A kiss for an essay, seems like a fair trade to Lily Evans, but wiith James Potter involved it most certainly is anything but.With Death Eater attacks and romacing rivals,this is a story that will surprise you. LJ, Story is MUCH better than the summary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,038 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
We're Not In Kansas Anymore by DR. COFFIN reviews
Alternate Universe. Set during the movie, another freshman is about to join Sky High, but how much of a difference can one boy make, especially from a hick town called Smallville? ClarkLayla, WarrenLana, WillGwen
Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,220 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Complete
Veritable Menagerie by Solain Rhyo reviews
What if the legend of the wizard that takes the hearts of young girls were completely true, but on a much darker level? Now within the wizard's castle, Sophie is learning that Howl is a fascinating man ... and a dangerous one.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,718 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 7/12/2005
The Invisible Man by Sokai reviews
/Cartoonverse/ After the eventful night of a certain redhead's birthday, a young man reflects upon that . . . and far much more.
W.I.T.C.H. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/28/2006 - [Caleb, Will V.] - Complete
For the Love of a Miko by echo21 reviews
Yes it's another crossover, this is an Inuyasha ans X-men crossover. Please review and let me know if I should continue with this. Thank's echo21
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,816 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Oh God no! by Lyz P reviews
First year enemies, Lily & James, are unwillingly paired to do a one month marriage project for school... that can't be good, or can can it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,829 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 12/12/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Accidentally In Love by Kelley2 reviews
When Caleb and Will find themselves trapped in Meridian will they see something that was always right in front of them? Will and Caleb Pairing.
W.I.T.C.H. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,956 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Will V., Caleb
Guardian by thymebug reviews
Kagome has someone following her, but she can't see who it is. Why is she hearing voices? Is this invisible stalker here to help? IK
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 103,041 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Kisses Are Pennies by BuBBlesagain reviews
Briar and Sandry get together with all the romantic clippings. Title has absolutely nothing to do with the story. unless i feel like making it so. maybeprobably going to be M later on.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,610 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/15/2006 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Circle of Magic
Just Dance by SnowShadowuser reviews
[AU] Wanting to dance badly, Kagome unwittingly attends an Institute infested with smug but talented teens. Scandals and popularity rules this jungle, and surrounding her virgin eyes are hot sweaty bodies of male dancers. It’s New York City, baby! [IxK]
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,865 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Kagome H., Sango
Love Me For Who I Am by Senwich reviews
When a lookalike princess of the village girl Sakura goes missing, Sakura must act as her! But what's this? She has to marry a prince? SasuSakuNeji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,246 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Sakura H.
An Everlasting Mark by hopeintheproles reviews
When it happened nobody ever saw it coming. Nobody guessed that something like that would ever happen, and nobody believed it when it actually did. LaylaWarren twoshot. Complete
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,850 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Complete
My Eyes, My Ears by Erkith reviews
Our favourite furry friend was always a bit more than he seemed.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Tortall
Beast by Ikustioa reviews
A modern take on an old French fairy tale: Kagome's dad repays some supernatural hospitality the wrong way, and...you know the rest. Or do you?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 386,219 - Reviews: 1887 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 5/12/2004
Practice by storytellergirl reviews
Caleb needs a little help preparing for a date. Complete! CxW
W.I.T.C.H. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,970 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/5/2005 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Complete
So Wrong, Yet So Right by The Hobbit Lass reviews
Neal and Kel share an accidental kiss that sets off a long string of problems. Neal is engaged to Yuki, Yuki refuses to break off their engagement, and Dom has finally noticed Kel. Difficult decision making ensues.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,157 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/12/2005 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Tortall
Cultural Exchange by MonPetitLoupDeMort reviews
Inu Harry Potter. The Hogwarts teachers have gone on vacation, and school begins tommorow! Dumbledore tries to summon new teachers from a parallel dimention. What he doesn't know is that there are some unwanted tagalongs. Inuyasha gang teaching wizards! ?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,101 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Wandering Child by Madame Hatter reviews
In ALW Phantom of the Opera, what happens when InuYasha is upstaged by Sesshoumaru in the limelight and behind the curtains as they fight for the love of the theatre's rising star? Rated M for violence and language. On hiatus.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,400 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/26/2005 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
It Happened at the Lantern by GrayDove reviews
Chapter Two: Our Lucky Numbers. What Layla's lucky numbers mean to Warren. A series of unrelated WarrenLayla oneshots.
Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 9/28/2005
Past the Point of No Return by gordo-girl reviews
When Hogwarts does The Phantom Of the Opera Harry and Ron audition to try to impress Hermione, but what happens when they both get cast as leads? song lyrics © Andrew LW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 5/11/2005
Layla by Shakespeare Diva reviews
One shotSongfic. Layla finds solace at the Homecoming dance from an unlikly admirer.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/2/2005
The Devil's Advocate by Gothic-Tinkerbell reviews
Alternate story line: Without a heart of his own, the wizard Howl preys upon the young and the beautiful for theirs. When he captures the girl Sophie and can't bring himself to part from her, all of her fantasies will come true, but not the way she hoped.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 7/10/2005 - Published: 7/4/2005
BloodStained by Nghi reviews
(IK, AU) As a witness to a homicide, Kagome unwillingly becomes chained to her secret until her death. But the struggle to continue living becomes more challenging, and she is thrown deeper into an unstable life...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,684 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/18/2005 - Published: 3/21/2003
The Untouchable by MooCows reviews
Kagome is the irresistible girl in high school that no guy can have. She’s earned herself the name ‘The Untouchable’ and since no one can have her everyone has decided to do everything possible to make her life a living hell. Except the one guy she had le
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,252 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/16/2005 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
What I Wouldn't Give by MooCows reviews
Kagome's world is turned upside down when one morning she wakes up after a stressed day to find herself sleeping next to Inuyasha Takahashi, Japan's most wanted bachelor.And even more confusing he thinks she's his wife!How will she deal?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/2/2005 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Thimble and Acorn by Aspiring Shieldmaiden reviews
Peter and Wendy still wear their respective thimble and acorn. But Wendy doesn't want to grow up,the "no adults allowed" rule in Neverland is breaking out of Peter's control, and Peter wants her back...and Peter has a certain way of getting what he wants.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,727 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/19/2005 - Published: 10/12/2004
All It Took Was A Simple Mistake by Wolf Blossom reviews
COMPLETEDIt was a mistake. All she needed was directions to the Mall but he mistook her for the new Nanny. Trying to tell him who she really is didn't really matter at all any more since the kids have taken a liking to her and she's taking a liking to t
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,067 - Reviews: 1534 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/26/2005 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
The Step Family by Deadly Tears reviews
When Kagome’s mom agreed to marry InuTaisho, the father of the most popular guys in school and her long-time crushes, Kagome thought her life couldn't get any worse. But when she lives with her new stepfamily, will she think otherwise? {InuKagSess}
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,869 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/10/2005 - Published: 10/26/2003 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
Hug Day by Joflower reviews
Oh no... RUN SOHMAS! RUN! The girls in the student council create a new student activity day that involves little yarn pompoms, tons of chaos and LOTS OF HUGGING! How will our beloved Sohmas survive this dreadfully 'clingy' day?
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,102 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/19/2005 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Kyo S., Yuki S., Tohru H.
Guilty As Charged by WindeSprite reviews
AU: Inuyasha is in a juvenile reform center for the murder of the prostitute Kikyo, although he pled innocent. Kagome, a stereotypical "good girl", needs many more community service hours before she can graduate, but the only opportunity is at juvy. IK MS
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,161 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
A Little Bit of Magic by CiraArana reviews
Best One Shot First Place in the A Single Spark Annual Award! Kagome gets lost in a subterranean labyrinth, and while she tries to find the way back to her friends she comes across Sesshomaru... oneshot. A little SessKag.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,371 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
A Bazhir Bride by oceanspike reviews
This is after Lady Knight. Kel's 20, she's going out with Dom, and everything's perfect. Until she gets the news from her parents that she's betrothed to none other than...Zahir! This is a never-been-done-before pairing! KZ!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,719 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/30/2005 - Published: 7/21/2004 - Tortall
The Nature of the Game by leafygirl reviews
Sakura starts a game with Kakashi but when he leaves, Sasuke is left. Sakura must figure out what she will do about the two men in her life.Kakasaku Sasusaku mature content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,198 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 1,902 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 7/4/2004 - Complete
Two Plants and a Girl by Thunk reviews
Complete Meryl becomes more important to Vash than he wants to admit. But Knives sees it. Knives capitalizes on it. But he finds it increasingly difficult to exploit the Insurance girl, for reasons far too old, and not buried deep enough…KMV
Trigun - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,073 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/5/2004 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Knives, Meryl - Complete
Dead Famous by Torenza reviews
[Complete] InuKag. Au. The most wanted prize bachelor is up for grabs... but the one who gets him is the only one who doesn’t want to keep him...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 182,799 - Reviews: 11030 - Favs: 4,377 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Complete
Bottled Genius by Torenza reviews
[Complete] AU. IYKag. Kagome is down on her luck, so when she rubs the bottle of the Genie Inuyasha, she thinks her life has changed for the better.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 154,344 - Reviews: 3868 - Favs: 2,022 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 3/13/2004 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Complete
Passing Notes by Kneazle reviews
Passing notes in class is fun secrets shared, gossip spread... Now the boys are on a mission to find out just what the Hogwarts girls are writing… Will the passing notes be responsible for something no one has ever seen before at Hogwarts?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,956 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/20/2002 - Published: 5/25/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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An Interesting New Year reviews
It's a new year at Hogwarts for Harry and the gang, but when two new students with weird abilities show up, life at school turns a lot more interesting. Prank wars and new friendships abound! Eventual HHr and InuKag. *PLEASE READ IMPORTANT NOTICE*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,591 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kagome H.
Mystery reviews
AU. Layla is sad in Hero classes, especially with that jerk Will Stronghold making her life miserable. Then she meets someone, interesting, to say the least. Why won't he leave her alone? Weird things begin to happen.. What is going on? *IMPORTANT NOTICE*
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,815 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Layla W., Warren P.
Studying reviews
Harry, Hermione, and Ron are studying outside, but the boys think they all need a break...what will they do? read to find out! review please! Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete