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Joined 08-26-16, id: 8207725, Profile Updated: 04-24-22
Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, Inheritance Cycle, Good Omens, and Sherlock.

Updates

This December (2021) I am publishing a chapter every day. The rest of the time, I update at least one story every Saturday. My update schedule is linked on my discord:

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Here on ffnet I mostly cross-post, you'll probably find more chapters of every fic up on ao3 already. Just google 'ao3 AverageFish' or [fic title]. You'll also find a clickable discord link there.


About me

I spend a third of my life working in construction and a third sleeping. The rest is spent with activism, writing, learning, reading, growing, commuting, and normal household stuff. Currently I'm working on building a house and starting a family.


What I write

Mostly Rarepairs or Snarry. If you're a homophobe, transphobe, TERF, etc. I invite you to just...not read my work.

I write to explore eventualities. I like to make a change in a single character and see what happens to the rest of the plot. Most of my stories feature queer or trans characters. Many stories are someone-else-in-Harry-Potter's-place or Harry-Potter-travelling-through-time-or-universes, with a unique twist.

I write to give voice to my truths, to the realities of the world we live in. My characters are often thoughtlessly cruel because art reflects life. The people I write will always be multifaceted, whole people rather than mindless, villainous foils.


Other/related works

I betad Eider_Down's The Second String beginning with chapter 24. Eider_Down also betas most of my work, for which I am eternally grateful.

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Pokemon: The Origin of Species by DaystarEld reviews
Enter the world of Pokémon from a rational perspective. Instead of starting his journey in ignorance, Red has spent his years studying the creatures so central to his world... and he doesn't quite agree with all the information in his books. No time for rookie mistakes here: he's on a quest to discover the true nature of Pokémon, and maybe even find out where they really come from.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 106 - Words: 1,046,460 - Reviews: 2414 - Favs: 3,389 - Follows: 3,872 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Red, Leaf, Blue O./Green O. (male)
October by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
It is not paradox to rewrite history, in the breath of a single moment a universe blooms into existence as another path fades from view, Tom Riddle meets an aberration on the train to Hogwarts and the rest is in flux. AU, time travel, Death!Harry, Tom/Lily and Tom/Harry, not threesome
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 61 - Words: 228,427 - Reviews: 2627 - Favs: 3,928 - Follows: 4,423 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 4/29/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Lily Evans P.]
Blood Crest by Cauchy reviews
Nine-year-old Harry accidentally apprentices himself to a necromancer. Things go downhill from there. Eventually Necromancer!Harry, Master of Death!Harry, no pairings. Rating is for violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 66 - Words: 595,913 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 3,320 - Follows: 4,050 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., OC
Potter Who and the Wossname's Thingummy by ForrestUUID reviews
No TARDIS, no screwdriver, and no memory — on the plus side, an owl and a wand! May or may not be AU. "It's all in the mind, you know."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 42 - Words: 238,926 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 1,638 - Follows: 1,672 - Updated: 10/23/2021 - Published: 8/31/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
Worthy of Magic by Raul Fictitious reviews
A tale of a twisted Harry's view on Magic and his journey.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 188,525 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 2,244 - Follows: 2,372 - Updated: 7/21/2021 - Published: 1/14/2018 - Harry P.
Mysterious Thing, Time by Blueowl reviews
The future is lost, so to save it, both Harry and Dumbledore go back the moment it all began - that Halloween night. Of course, things do not go exactly as they had expected. Unspeakables, Wild Magic, Time Travel, Vampires, Bonds, Goblins. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,185 - Reviews: 1668 - Favs: 3,686 - Follows: 3,976 - Updated: 7/28/2020 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Echoes by BlackDeviouseRose reviews
What use is knowledge of the future when she can't bring herself to care? She owed this world nothing - this story would continue without her. Death took a chance, gambled on the wrong soul, and now she has to pay for it. No one ever said the Wizarding World would be all fun and games. Semi-Realistic SI/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,665 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 1,637 - Follows: 2,097 - Updated: 7/22/2020 - Published: 1/31/2016 - OC
Rewind to Black by animeotaku20 reviews
Being reborn as a daughter of the House of Black was bewildering, but realising they weren't actually evil was another problem entirely. Despite a name and gender change, Harry Potter wasn't someone who would let their family suffer for no reason. Lyra was a Black, and Blacks protect their own. Time travel, genderbending - fem! Harry, slash and fem slash, same-sex pregnancies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 88,498 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 3,234 - Follows: 3,797 - Updated: 4/27/2020 - Published: 5/8/2018 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Critical Game by Montenya of the Fairies reviews
A different kind of Gamer fic. Harry Potter is sent back in time against his will and forced to redo his life for the sake of humanity. The last chapter will always be current stats.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 81,571 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 3,358 - Follows: 4,722 - Updated: 3/8/2020 - Published: 7/28/2017 - Harry P.
From Ruin by GraeFoxx reviews
It all went wrong. Harry is locked away in Azkaban for decades as Voldemort destroys and conquers the magical world and beyond unchallenged. However, Voldemort's greatest strength will be used against him, and Harry is sent back in time with one mission: to kill the Dark Lord before he rises again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 302,724 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 4,798 - Follows: 6,205 - Updated: 1/27/2020 - Published: 8/5/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Daphne G.
A Second Chance by EngelRune19 reviews
After a curse kills him, Harry makes a proverbial deal with the devil when he takes up an offer to relive his life. Watch out Wizarding England, Harry's no longer your sacrificial lamb, and he's doing things differently this time. Madness, unexpected changes, and unlikely romance add even more chaos to the mix. Will the wizarding world survive intact? Nobody knows. WIP/Rewrite
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,382 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 12/6/2019 - Published: 10/15/2018 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Voldemort
HP & The Philosopher's Stone: The Time Jump Chronicles by transgressions reviews
Harry Potter, The Boy Who Lived to Defeat Voldemort, Head Auror of the MLE, finds himself stuck in his 11-year-old body after a potions accident. How does 28-year-old Harry deal with being a First Year, with Voldemort rising back to power, and himself a Horcrux again? How does being sorted into Slytherin affect his relationship this time around with Snape? EWE. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 91,520 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 8/27/2016 - [Harry P., Severus S.] Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Final Protocol by Lord Silvere reviews
Susan Bones, permanent nurse and bodyguard to the comatose Harry Potter, is commanded to execute the Order's final protocol. As hoped, Harry and Susan are transported to the past. But, Harry's recovery is only partial, so Susan must add to her duties the role of foot soldier as the two use their knowledge of the future against Voldemort. H/S. Time Travel. Subtle Soul Bond
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,005 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 1,579 - Updated: 11/29/2018 - Published: 12/27/2017
Anticlockwise by Casscade reviews
Terrible things happen when wizards meddle with time, Miss Granger. Particularly to those caught in their way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 52,598 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 11/25/2018 - Published: 8/2/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Birth of a Nightmare Man by Tiro reviews
Prequel to The Nightmare Man. How did Harry Potter become a feared lord from ancient times? Here we'll see the start of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 158,326 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 3,132 - Follows: 2,740 - Updated: 11/5/2018 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Again and Again by AtherisHiss reviews
The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 335,972 - Reviews: 6244 - Favs: 13,419 - Follows: 13,013 - Updated: 10/7/2018 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 5831 - Favs: 17,973 - Follows: 15,589 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Shadow Magic by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPTN slash. AU. Harry was born with a power the Dark Lord knows not: the magic to see into shadows, to walk the shadows, and to send the shadows everywhere. This changes his life rather dramatically. Amoral Harry, seven parts. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,412 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 2,250 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 7/31/2018 - Published: 7/25/2018 - [Harry P., Theodore N.] - Complete
Resolution by Slytherin's Dragon reviews
In 2013, Harry gets caught up in some powerful magic of questionable origins. Inadvertently, he drags an unsuspecting Blaise along with him back to the past. With a new identity, Harry tries to live the life that he was cheated out of by Fate, Dumbledore and Riddle. Time travel/Multi-house friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,344 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 2,534 - Follows: 3,044 - Updated: 5/30/2018 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Harry P., Severus S., Blaise Z.
Under the Sea by Magi Silverwolf reviews
Never let it be said that Harry didn't at least try to follow Hermione's advice. Even when he's befriending a genius who broke into his library to fondle the books. (TQC)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 214 - Published: 10/8/2017 - Harry P., S. Reid - Complete
The Daring Win by Lomonaaeren reviews
The year: 1987. The place: Muggle London. The situation: The Boy-Who-Lived is being treated horribly by his Muggle relatives. A young witch must take him in for the Ministry's good and his. The witch's name: Dolores Umbridge. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 109,533 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 10/7/2017 - Published: 6/18/2016 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing. DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4953 - Favs: 15,450 - Follows: 16,134 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Session Transcripts by lastcrazyhorn reviews
What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,660 - Reviews: 2633 - Favs: 4,497 - Follows: 4,957 - Updated: 7/8/2017 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Of Shadow, Shine And Shades by dra6on reviews
Attempting to erase his memory, Lord Harry James Potter-Black actually ends up sending himself through time and dimension into another world. What is a mage to do when he's offered a second chance? AU, dimension and time travel, slash, HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 154,985 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 4,201 - Follows: 5,261 - Updated: 7/29/2016 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
I Know Not, and I Cannot Know--Yet I Live and I Love by billowsandsmoke reviews
Severus Snape has his emotions in check. He knows that he experiences anger and self-loathing and a bitter yearning, and that he rarely deviates from that spectrum… Until the first-year Luna Lovegood arrives to his class wearing a wreath of baby's breath. Over the next six years, an odd friendship grows between the two, and Snape is not sure how he feels about any of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,487 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 455 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Old Souls by patricia.pc reviews
He died trying to save the universe... thousands of years in the future. Now he's back in his reincarnation of 1926. Meet Charles, one of the many reincarnations of Harry Potter. He comes to 1930 with big plans, none that involved Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 313,612 - Reviews: 1502 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 4/28/2016 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Dreams by Sheankelor reviews
Meeting in dreams, Severus and Harry formed a friendship that would span across the years. When they figure out who the other truly is, how will this affect their relationship and the end of the war? Cannon compliant until 5th yr. Time-travelish Eventually HP/SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 98,913 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 7/4/2014 - [Harry P., Severus S.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Rebirth by AtherisHiss reviews
Two boys grow up together in an orphanage, grow powerful at school, are torn apart by death and brought back together by rebirth. Horcruxes aren't the only way to live forever. Necromancy, reincarnation, TR/HP Slash dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 269,743 - Reviews: 3102 - Favs: 8,423 - Follows: 6,253 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Mirror Mirror by Sythe reviews
One day, Harry J Potter made a wish in front of the mirror of Erised. One day, Bruce Banner woke up naked in a green-eyed man's aparment. One day, Harry introduced himself with his father's name to a strange man he found naked, green, and angry on the street. One day, SHIELD discovered human magic... and tried to make weapons from it. And the world is never the same.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,461 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 4,282 - Follows: 6,030 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 7/1/2012 - [Harry P., Loki] Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36642 - Favs: 29,335 - Follows: 21,364 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 4985 - Favs: 14,445 - Follows: 16,331 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Hounded by Esseraph reviews
Seven year old Harry Potter is more tired than ever of the abuse heaped upon him by the Dursleys and thinks that maybe they'd like him better if he were a dog. They don't, but Duo Maxwell sure thinks he's adorable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 282 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Harry P., Duo M., Heero Y.
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2973 - Favs: 10,829 - Follows: 5,088 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 4516 - Favs: 9,927 - Follows: 4,347 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Becoming by SensiblyTainted reviews
How much of what you are depends on your environment? If everything changed, who would you become? Harry Potter is about to find out. If it would save everything he loved, could he become a Dark Lord?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 189,905 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Lemon Drops and Blood Pops by Toki Mirage reviews
Harry wasn't expecting romance or a fresh start, not after all the people he's killed. Then he gets thrown into a dimension with a certain Headmaster who coudln't possibly be flirting with him... right? Warnings: SLASH, MATURE, VIOLENCE, AU, ADHP. No underage relationships.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 89,316 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 2,621 - Follows: 2,865 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Harry P., Albus D.
Pedestal by Digital Skitty reviews
For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 160 - Words: 545,006 - Reviews: 4238 - Favs: 3,654 - Follows: 1,776 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - OC - Complete
Path of Decision by lulu42 reviews
Voldemort is in power, but the Wizarding World fights back. Harry Potter, Master of Death, is faced with a choice, move forward or change everything? Warning: This story is weird and not for everyone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sandman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 244,647 - Reviews: 1567 - Favs: 2,540 - Follows: 1,422 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 2,570 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
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A Public–Private Partnership reviews
Mycroft prided himself on his intelligence and his control, and right now he knew more than both British ministers, and had control over two Harry Potters. Parallel universe travel, canon divergence, MoD!Harry raises himself (with a twist).
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,844 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 12/14/2021 - [Harry P., Mycroft H.] Tom R. Jr., Euros H.
Beware the Jabberwock reviews
King Galbatorix laughed, eyes twinkling much like Dumbledore's had. "Yes, Harry. Dragon riders. Come, let me show you this world. I'm sure there is a place for you here." Harry had grown up in a cupboard. He'd been thrown headfirst into a world of magic, been expected to save them all. Something hungry inside him trembled at the idea of having somewhere he'd belong.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,431 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 11/12/2021 - Harry P., Murtagh, King Galbatorix
The Boyfriend reviews
Master of Death dimension travelling Harry, with memory loss: "I like the trees here," Harry said. "They keep my wrackspurts away." It was twilight, and he wasn't wearing any shoes. "You can stay at my place," Charlie said. This is a truly wholesome fic, inspired by FalconLux's "The Boyfriend," hctiB-notsoB's "I See The Moon," and The Carnivorous Muffin's "Painting Red Madonnas."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,775 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 11/13/2021 - [Harry P., Charlie S.] Marcus - Complete
Harry Potter and the Semantics of Divinity reviews
Harry Potter's destiny was chosen for him before he could talk. When Lily begged Death to spare her son, Death took his master and raised him with the help of a snake and an angel. Newly eleven and with no social skills, our hero is up for an adventure in self-discovery.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,931 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 12/13/2021 - Harry P., Death, Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
Another Life, Another Love, Another—oh, whatever reviews
Izzy Swan, Master of Death, walks into Carlisle's office asking him to be her shrink. Edward Cullen, master of melodrama, asks his father for advice. A humorous odd love story that follows canon from a dad's point of view, now featuring zero angst and a healthy Edward/Bella. MOD!Harry!Bella AU. Wholesome fix it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,718 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 6/10/2019 - [Harry P., Edward] Carlisle, Charlie S. - Complete
Not as Clever as He Thinks reviews
Severus Snape: youngest British potions Master in the past century, turning out only the best students from his NEWT classes. Along comes Harry Potter, about to turn his world upside down. A time travel fix-it told from the perspective of a man who hasn't the foggiest what is going on. Master of Death MOD!Harry. HP/SS Snarry Slash. Adult content. Betad by Eider Down.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,904 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 7/1/2018 - [Harry P., Severus S.] Albus D., OC
If I Should Have a Daughter reviews
Rose Potter thought a lot about what she'd name her first daughter, but the night before the wedding, any future children were torn from her cold, cold hands. When the venom stripped the magic from her, she could no longer be a witch. Rosalie Hale, Carlisle named her. Bare as a newborn, it took a long time to find out who she was underneath.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,328 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 12/2/2021 - Harry P. - Complete
Three Hallows, a Rat, and Redemption (Part 1 of 3) reviews
Peter wasn't ready to die, but what he chose was worse. Now the Dark Lord is dead, leaving Peter with only a toddler and the need face the person he's become. This is the story of a man who survived, like a cockroach. A man who did the wrong things for the right reasons, betrayed everything he was and is now trying to make things right. A Peter-reincarnated-as-Harry redemption fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,149 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 11/13/2020 - Harry P., Severus S., N. Tonks, Peter P. - Complete
Sown in Weakness, Raised in Power reviews
Tom went into the Potter home to kill an infant—he woke up face to face with a Dementor. Now trapped in Harry Potter's life, he's racing against Albus' suspicions and his other self's attempts at a coup. The UK is only big enough for one of them to rule, but Dark Lords don't settle for second place. Voldemort's gotten out of worse situations than a spotty memory and missing wand.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,224 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/30/2021 - Published: 9/10/2021 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Commodus Aurelius Fudge reviews
The Fudge family took out an ad in the Daily Prophet for the announcement, as was proper for a family of means: Callidora and Cornelius Fudge welcome their son and heir to the family. An OC attends Hogwarts alongside Nymphadora Tonks and shakes up the Ministry of Magic's political games. Based on a true story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/27/2021 - OC, Cornelius F.
A Dunderhead Walks into a Bar (he meets a hero there) reviews
Severus planned to ignore Harry Potter to the best of his abilities, but he's always been much better at making plans than following them. Snape is determined to get to the bottom of Potter's mysteries, and if Harry isn't going to be the hero, Severus will step up and get it done. A time travel MoD!Harry story from the PoV of a man who hasn't the foggiest idea what's going on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,276 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/22/2021 - Published: 12/1/2021 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Voice of Fate (or the Susurration of the Dishwasher) reviews
Harry wakes up post Battle of Hogwarts to learn his entire life has been a game. Working with Harry's limited 90s-era video game knowledge, there are no lists of stats or easy level-ups. Instead, this is a dark and realistic take of what happens when a man learns that 'saving' and 'loading' result in a world where his actions often don't have consequences. Gamer!Harry, MoD!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,775 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 68 - Published: 12/21/2021 - Harry P., Petunia D.
More Than One Way to Skin a Cat reviews
Severus remembered dying—that last hopeless look into Lily green eyes. Now he's back in the past, inexplicably in the infant body of Harry Potter. Oh, and there's something wrong with Dudley. Weirdness ensues. A different time travel fix-it. Likely the oddest Severitus you'll ever read. Inspired by Path of Decision—I See the Moon—Athey's Rebirth. Betad by Eider Down. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,399 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 12/11/2021 - Published: 5/11/2019 - Harry P., Severus S., Dudley D. - Complete
Minds Transitioning Out of Time reviews
It was neither dark, nor stormy, nor properly night. That wasn't to say the weather wasn't shite, it just was failing to mark what should have been a truly momentous occasion. Severus opened his eyes with the distinct, unnerving feeling that someone was watching him. MoD!Harry travels into the past, reincarnating as Snape. Harry raises himself, the Hallows meddle, madness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/11/2021 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Gellert G.
Growing into herself reviews
"Please, not Harry!" she cried, "Take me instead." The killing curse fell. Death granted her last wish. Lily Potter was born as Lily Evans—now she's Harry 'Jay' Potter, finally getting the chance to grow up. Lily!Harry MoD!Harry Reincarnation/Rebirth Fix it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,795 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/7/2021 - Published: 8/31/2019 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Regulus Black—Second Son reviews
Despite being the spare heir he grew into his family's expectations—and beyond. Here are a series of snapshots depicting the tragic life of a boy who was raised wrong but grew up to do the right thing, a look at the people who shaped him and the little things that made him human. Written as a series of self-contained short stories (for IWSC). Betad by Eider Down.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,229 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/10/2020 - Published: 1/23/2020 - Regulus B., Kreacher, unknown 2 - Complete