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Joined 05-26-05, id: 820860, Profile Updated: 09-23-15
Author has written 12 stories for Final Fantasy VIII, and Devil May Cry.

Who is this crazy wacko?

The Subject has been filling the world with the nonsense pouring out of her head since 1986. Ever since she has been conscious of existing, she has been hosting voices and people in her head, and been busy creating worlds to accommodation them, and trying to balance her evil power of telling blatant lies and ramblings that somehow people find exciting and charming...

Official records state she is kept in isolation in an underground, titanium-encased bunker somewhere in Siberia--but some people know better, since she has been spotted lurking around a city of the Balkans a few times during the day of night and is known to usually hide in her den, somewhere in the unsuspecting northeastern suburbs.

An endangered species, she is mostly active during night-time. She feeds on blood, art, bad mainstream movies (with the occasional old classic for dessert), classic literature, and porn. The creation and further development and maintenance of parallel worlds through art and writing is her duty and strangely, essential for her survival. When she isn't eating babies, drawing, writing, or saving the world from demons, zombies and etc other threats, she tries to blend in human society, get a bloody job and co-exist peacefully with the many creatures, demons and voices that have taken up residence in her head.

Has appointed herself as defender of other artists and non-insane fans. A nightmare for Twilight fans, since she makes them cry. Currently wanted in 34 countries for abruptly disillusioning people and for adding rather...politically incorrect elements to her stories.


I changed my username due to a general move away from the ElvenAngel handle I used for years. I can't really tell you the reasons but suffice to say I needed some major changes in my life.

I'm an English Lit major with minors in Archaeology and History of Art. In other words, I'm a colossal nerd. Also, a wannabe writer of the fantasy genre. I'm a big-time video games and anime fan; also a movie junkie and a fan of science-y crime shows and often dumb shows.

While I don't consider myself a prolific fanfic writer, every now and then I get an idea and I dash it out. And then, once in a long while, I get an idea that's very good, that deserves a little more than quick dashes. And that's how I end up spending so much time on fanfics like Frail Equilibrium, which end up being rather long for the same reason. I know, I need a life...

I am, however, a very fickle and picky writer, which is why I take so long to update. I apologize for that, but honestly I'd rather you guys grumble me about late updates than about the quality of my writing. I prefer quality over regular updates, so I hope you understand that its to your benefit as well.

And I insist, if you see something in a text that you think I ought to have a second look at and fix, please, go ahead and tell me since I'm a bit of a genius in missing things that I normally should pick up! I'm not going to blame my glasses for this, even though I suspect they're part of the problem...

My two main DMC fanfics, Frail Equilibrium and its sequel, Crossfire, have been completed. :3 I hope you will read and enjoy them, and maybe leave a review.

For the time being, I'm working on one shots and shorter fanfics.

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Classic Devil May Cry vs Reboot 'DmC' by Insieme per la vittoria reviews
The characters from the Classic Devil May Cry meet their Reboot counterparts, and apart from being embarrassed about being associated with these losers, they're angry! Join Dante, Vergil, Trish and Mundus as they annihilate their weak reboot counterparts!
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/7/2015 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Dante, Vergil, Trish, Mundus - Complete
A Thousand Young Universes by BatKate reviews
Various YJ!one-shots and drabbles, mostly based on tumblr prompts. Different ships, possible AUs and all sorts of feels. K-T as of now. I'll change the rating if that changes in later posts.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 13,380 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 8/28/2012
Child's Play by Becca-Loves-Yuge reviews
KAIKETSU ZORRO. Set after episode 25. Lolita notices Zorro is badly hurt and convinces him to let her help him. She's treated lots of men as a nurse apprentice, but she just can't keep her emotions in check with Zorro. And it leads to confessions and revelations she's never dared to say out loud. One-shot. ZorroxLolita, Implied LolitaxDiego
Kaiketsu Zorro/怪傑ゾロ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,696 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Lolita P., Zorro Jr./Bernardo, Zorro/Diego D. - Complete
A Demon's Secret by devilYuki reviews
Maybe. It was because she has the humanity that he lost forever that he wanted so bad to defile her and own her at the same time. Or maybe he just darn loves her.
Yondemasuyo, Azazel-san/よんでますよ、アザゼルさん。 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/15/2014 - [Sakuma R., Akutabe] - Complete
The Shadow Broker Files by Razzmatazzy reviews
A collection of one-shots with the characters we all know and love. Romance, hilarity, tragedy, and a lot of sheer awesomeness - it's all here in the Shadow Broker Files. (Thane/Shepard is my primary pairing.)
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,429 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013
Proposal by nanalicious87 reviews
"...Will you marry me?"
Yondemasuyo, Azazel-san/よんでますよ、アザゼルさん。 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Sakuma R., Akutabe - Complete
Of high heels and eyebrows by nanalicious87 reviews
Because body swap is completely normal if you mess with demonic powers.
Yondemasuyo, Azazel-san/よんでますよ、アザゼルさん。 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,617 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Akutabe, Sakuma R. - Complete
Black Angel Wings by nanalicious87 reviews
Let s enjoy the Summer Festival! :D
Yondemasuyo, Azazel-san/よんでますよ、アザゼルさん。 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2013
On Dark Wings by BatKate reviews
Villain!Nightwing AU. Batgirl tries to stop a certain handsome masked burglar. It does not go as planned and puts Barbara Gordon on a road she might not be ready for. T for language and suggestive stuff.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,761 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Barbara G./Batgirl, Richard G./Nightwing
Divine Intervention by Razzmatazzy reviews
Dante meets his guardian angel. Definitely not what he expected.
Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,036 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Dante - Complete
Wall Exercises by BatKate reviews
The 5th story in The Bat and the Bird series. The day after "A Quiet Night in Gotham," Nightwing leads a training session for the super-powered members of the Team. But after a demonstration with Batgirl gets out of hand, his best friend has some choice words for him. Rated M for a reason.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Richard G./Nightwing, Barbara G./Batgirl - Complete
Reverse Psychology by fiesa reviews
Howl's Moving Castle. The first thing he recognizes is her hands. How cruel it is that in order for her to save him, he must save her first. OneShot- Howl, Sophie.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Howl P., Sophie P. - Complete
Glow by Hera Ledro reviews
Vallus Smokemane lives his life outside the Black Citadel and remembers Sesric Wiremane for the friend he was.
Guild Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,970 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Charr - Complete
Found in a Heartbeat by BatKate reviews
One-shot. Barbara is taken to the Watchtower after she's badly injured. When things take a turn, Bruce can only look on and worry about the future of his proteges.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Barbara G./Batgirl, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Drinking with a Friend by BatKate reviews
Dick gets dumped. He and Barbara get drunk. Things get complicated.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing, Barbara G./Batgirl - Complete
A Quiet Night in Gotham by BatKate reviews
4th story in the Bat and the Bird series. "Despite her recent insatiable cravings, Barbara Gordon was on duty and had to focus. She refused to let herself get sidetracked thinking about sex or– 'Well hello, Batgirl. Funny seeing you here.'"
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Barbara G./Batgirl, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
The Bat and the Bird by BatKate reviews
"Dick and Barbara used to wrestle with each other as kids - before they hit puberty and things got awkward. But it didn't feel awkward anymore … if anything it felt a little TOO natural." Rated M for a reason.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,279 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Barbara G./Batgirl, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
In Vino, Veritas by Razzmatazzy reviews
Cloti oneshot, post AC. Cloud and Tifa are taste-testing some microbrews that local breweries want to sell to the bar, and as a result they get very, very drunk. Hilarity ensues.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Cloud S., Tifa L.
Dreamscape by Wordgawk reviews
When a mystery dangles in front of Keats in the form of Ellen, ignoring her might not be the wisest plan.
Folklore - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Ellen, Keats - Complete
A Maid's Tale by Tealover reviews
A fluffy fic in a Victorian setting, where Rinoa is a maid who can't help but be intrigued by her new Master. Magic, vampires, masquerade balls and pretty dresses!
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,645 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Rinoa H., Squall L.
Mask by tw1n.charm reviews
KAIKETSU ZORRO: Lolita has only planned to treat Zorro's injuries, not finally uncovering his secret. But more than that, she isn't counting on realizing that his real mask is not the black cloth tied around his face. Filler scene for episode 51, one-shot. Diego/Zorro x Lolita.
Kaiketsu Zorro/怪傑ゾロ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,294 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/30/2010 - [Zorro/Diego D., Lolita P.] Zorro Jr./Bernardo - Complete
The Vanguard: A Tale of Redwall by Hera Ledro reviews
Full Summary in Prologue. Prequel to Pearls of Lutra/Sequel to Mattimeo. Martin II-centric with multiple OCs and returning characters. Warning: If you do not like character death, do not read. Rated K-plus.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,216 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010
Vigorous Intent by nukerjsr reviews
Spinoff series of "A Second Opinion." Proof to show what happens when overwhelming passion is put into playing a mere video game. Halloween Special Up!
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,096 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Meito A., Kagami H.
What Lin Thinks by auditoryeden reviews
Seriously, did they think they were hiding anything? Haku/Chihiro centric, Lin's POV
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Mimicry by Aeris888 reviews
Because what is perceived is vision, and conceived an act. Keats, Ellen and a conversation over a cup of tea
Folklore - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Keats, Ellen - Complete
Something To Keep Breathing For by Atolm2000 reviews
Between chapter 6 and chapter 7 - short character-study scene; Belgae fishing on Keats's motives - after all, why would someone whose apparent life-goal is the search for the supernatural dismiss it so easily?
Folklore - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Keats - Complete
Home by Hera Ledro reviews
Throttle's on his way to Mars, but something is stirring inside that he is having trouble coping with. ONESHOT/SONGFIC. As this is my first ever attempt at romance, please give productive reviews.
Biker Mice From Mars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
There's Always Another by Luster127 reviews
Konata isn't the only odd-mannered, openly perverted Otaku around, which a childhood friend of hers clearly proves. But, fitting in with a close-knit group of teenage girls doesn't even sound easy, and it may prove impossible to gain full acceptance...
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,774 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008
An Exercise in Insanity by tonraq reviews
The hollow wants what the King has. And it will take, no matter the cost. Takes place at the very beginning of the Arrancar Arc, just after Rukia has begun to stay with the Kurosakis.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,218 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo, Rukia K. - Complete
A Woman True and Fair by The S reviews
What might Howl's Moving Castle have been like if the 3rd person narration had been biased toward Howl's point of view instead of Sophie's? This is an exercise in what if. Current chapter: 26, Tea Party of the Damned. [updated 10.31.07]
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 118,323 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 7/24/2005
La Oscuridad Limita by BattleJoy W reviews
Battle can lead many places...sometimes it leads to places one doesn't want to go... Spolers up to Manga 202, dark, nc IchigoRukia
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Dark Ichigo, Rukia K.
Still Life with Imperfect Husband by The S reviews
[post Howl's Moving Castle] Sophie contemplates Howl's face sans cosmetics the morning after their wedding night. Just a little vignette of the Jenkins' early married life. [citrus flavour: orange]
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/18/2005
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Scars
Following a small disaster at the end of a job, Dante and Tess have a conversation about scars and the past. Fic-verse, mild language.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,813 - Published: 6/3 - Dante, OC - Complete
Everyone Can See It reviews
Wherein Lady expresses her opinion on her friends/associates, the nature of half-demons, relationships and the paradox that is Dante and Tess. ((fic-verse; oc; mild language))
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29 - [OC, Dante] Lady/Mary - Complete
Into the Fey reviews
After a lifetime of fighting demons, being introduced to restless dead and witches, there isn't much left that can surprise Dante. Until a job with a personal note pits him against something new: The Sídhe. Except these aren't the fanciful fairies of storybooks, and he's about to get dragged right into a sinister reality of bargains, cut-throat factions and demonic corruption. [OC]
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,357 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 10/24/2014 - Dante, OC
Tuesday, 4:53 am reviews
Being a 'creature of the night', Dante has a small problem understanding that other people's sleeping-habits include actually sleeping when it's night-time. Especially when he needs to consult the expertise of certain partners. OC
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,232 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Dante - Complete
A Good Morning reviews
Good mornings have pretty broad definitions. Even more so for Dante, although this one has a strong potential of becoming one of his better ones. Mild language; implied sexual imagery; fic-verse; Dante/OC
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Dante
An Agreement Between Gentlemen reviews
Not all demons are monstrous brutes bent on destruction. Some are gentlemen. And gentlemen solve their differences the civilized way...even if it pisses off the 'prize' in question. OCs, fanfic-verse, bit of foul language.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Dante - Complete
Three Days reviews
Dante has been missing for three days, and Tess is not taking his disappearance very well. OC, suggestive themes.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Dante - Complete
Hell Gate Anthologies Volume 1 reviews
A collection of 10 short stories. Contains OCs, fanfic-verse, independent stories, some talk about writing. Also, bit of fluff and randomness. Rated T for language. Individual summaries in the intro.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,292 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Dante - Complete
Crossfire reviews
Ten years have passed since the events described in 'Frail Equilibrium' made a lasting impression on Dante's life. Now the past comes to pay him a visit. Yet what starts as a rescue attempt could be something very different...and all too familiar. OC
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 102,099 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Dante - Complete
Frail Equilibrium reviews
In Dante's early years, before his days as a seasoned demon hunter, the boy that would someday defeat Mundus first came face to face with his own demons and the insanity twisting an entire city. OC, mild language, some gore & horror. version 3.0
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 167,836 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Dante - Complete
Adagio In Four Parts reviews
One-shot. Four moments of Sparda and Eva's life before the end. Love and family, friendship and loss, gratitude and grief. Human life is oddly complicated, but only makes it sweeter. Tied to Frail Equilibrium. SpardaxEva, OCs.
Devil May Cry - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,011 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
Storm reviews
One of my earliest works, written late2000. Insomnia and a bad mood led to this. Yeah, blame me, venting my nerves out on these two: Seifer and Squall... and no, its not yaoi, so HAH! I never see these two as lovers. Just trying to rip each other's throat
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,446 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Squall L., Seifer A.