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Joined 05-26-05, id: 820866, Profile Updated: 07-19-14
Author has written 21 stories for Harry Potter, Fairy Tales, Song of the Lioness, and Pride and Prejudice.

Heyo!

I'm the Queen of Duct Tape and welcome to my profile. Despite my lack of recent activity, I'm still around. Mostly I ghost around this site reading and occasionally reviewing, but I'm working on getting back into the writing thing. It seems to get harder the farther away I get from having taken English classes, but I am trying to challenge myself.

Head's up: My profile will probably be undergoing a major update soon. Probably not this type-y bit right here because I never know what to say, but I'm trying to go through my stories and update stuff. The filters and things have gotten more sophisticated here since I really posted things. A couple of stories I am not particularly proud of may also disappear forever into the void. For reals, disappear forever. I've gotten like two new computers since then and documents I have managed to salvage from two hard drives ago are few and far between.

Fun fact! I suck at writing on the computer. As a rule I write with pencil and paper and then go back and type everything up later. If I try to just sit at the computer and type a story the words don't come out right and I usually hate it. Also I get major writer's block like that. (That's not a story I wrote. Wait, what?) Maybe if you're lucky I'll sell my old notebooks on e-bay. Maybe if I'm lucky I'll find a different source of income before I resort to that.

Life, Love, and An Acute Caffeine Dependency is probably never going to be finished, just FYI. I mean, I haven't written anything for it since 2007. If I ever do finish it, I will likely take down the whole thing and re-vamp and re-post. You won't even recognize it. Except the title. Definitely keeping the title. I still love that. Mostly because I love anything with caffeine in it. (Is that a pun? Is it a bad pun? I can't even tell. It's like 3 hours past my self-imposed bed time. Whoops.)

As always, feel free to leave a review of any kind for any story of mine that you read. PM me if you want to talk or something. I'm always open to making new friends. :)

Lots of love,

QDT

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The Johns Green by CertainlyUncertain reviews
Formerly titled "Journeys Begin in Lovers' Meeting." The story of how Other John Green came to join the Swindon Town Swoodilypoopers and met his coach, his team, and his bald, mustachioed future husband.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 174,822 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Complete
Worst Kept Secret by Kailey Hamilton reviews
Katie Bell and Oliver Wood throughout the years, as seen through the eyes of the people they know and love. Because everyone knows Katie and Oliver have always loved each other... everyone but them, that is. Katie/Oliver. Oneshot for Emily. Warnings: Some swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,711 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Ever After by Hannanora-Potter reviews
Based on "Ever After". After his parents die in a coach accident, Earl Harry Potter is brought up as a servant in his own house by the Dursleys. One day, when money has reached an all-time low, they decide to sell him for taxes. As his best friend and fellow servant, Hermione, determines to save him from being shipped to the Americas, she sets off a startling turn of events. HG RH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 152,628 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 1/10/2010 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
From the Desk of Minerva McGonagall by Realmer06 reviews
Professor McGonagall makes a habit of writing to the parents of her students once a term. However, her owl has recently taken to pretending he has a broken wing whenever the name 'Weasley' is mentioned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,090 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Minerva M., Molly W.
Zoinks! (A Halloween Tale) by Northumbrian reviews
They were on their way to a party, but instead, four famous heroes find themselves ghostbusting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,242 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2012 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lord Who Shipped by writergirl8 reviews
Voldemort is a hardcore Romione shipper. Now all he has to do is convert Snape. A crack!fic that contains Romione love, silly Snape, and Voldemort singing Ron and Hermione themed Wizard-rock. Beware of the frivolity. REVAMPED! LONGER! FUNNIER! BETTER!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,393 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Family Matters by thesecondshelf reviews
At James Sirius Potter's 10th birthday party, Harry muses on the similarities between his oldest son and his oldest friend. Featuring sibling squabbles, descriptions of non-ginger Weasleys, and George's preoccupation with where babies come from. OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Jumper Tradition by Madame Naberrie reviews
Ron doesn't quite understand why Hermione is so moved by one of his mum's Weasley jumpers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Sleeping With Harry by JAGNikJen reviews
Ginny has a nightmare about Harry and must make sure he's okay before she can get back to sleep.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Kiss, Kiss by delusionment reviews
Rose and Scorpius kiss every year that they're in Hogwarts. Rose x Scorpius. -oneshot-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
As It Turns Out by hplover92 reviews
Being dead was much harder than they'd imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Boyfriend by Molly Raesly reviews
Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 2461 - Favs: 4,602 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Frid and Perry by Marlicat reviews
Perenelle Flamel was climbing a mountain. Fridwulfa was a giantess who liked to get to know her dinner. It didn't happen often, but it happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Perenelle F., Fridwulfa - Complete
Dreams I Never Dreamt Of by embracing-shadows reviews
A unique time, a unique place, a unique method. It was perfect for her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Trouble with Lifts by SuperSpy reviews
"I should have known that a magical lift was only going to cause trouble. And here I thought that an inanimate object couldn't pose a threat to my sanity - which was a ridiculous assumption. Obviously." L/J
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,159 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Fiancée by Molly Raesly reviews
"I dropped my fork. Did he really just say that? Smehkaleen." The much awaited sequel to Molly Raesly's "Boyfriend."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 82,420 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
HARRY POTER AND THE SORD OF DESTENY by TwiliteBookMovieFanGurl reviews
HARRY POTER AND FRENDS HAVE TO TEEM UP WITH VOLDIMORT TO STOP NEW BAD GUYS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010
I Love You, Stupid Boy by JadedWarrior reviews
Harry has been in love with her since the beginning: Now he wishes he hadn't waited until it was too late.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Noticing You, Noticing Me by InDiGo MaRcH reviews
Bonkers, Wankers, and Arabic Spell Translations is what it takes to finally get Alice to talk to Frank. Something fruity this way prances! :D Pure fluff! Alice/Frank and a pinch of Lily/James. ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Alice L., Frank L. - Complete
A Malfoy Sort of Tale by Madea's Rage reviews
A thrilling tale of love, adventure, and bad language, from the quill of Draco Malfoy. And that muggle woman helped a bit, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Slipping Through My Fingers by Iggity reviews
Karen Granger has felt as though she's been losing the grip on her daughter, Hermione, since Albus Dumbledore revealed that she was a witch. Follows Hermione's relationship with her mother and father. Parent/Child fic, with Ron/Hermione romance sprinkles
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,248 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
A Party at the Longbottom's by LinnyLoo reviews
Alice is a little bit intimidated by Frank Longbottom's girlfriend-hating grandmother.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Alice L., Callidora B. - Complete
They're Weird and They're Wonderful by the ersatz diplomat reviews
Tonks and Remus are left in the lurch by an important person on an even more important day. Temporary madness and/or Weasley assistance ensues. Written for the MetamorFic Moon Autumn Moonlight Jumble!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Correspondence by simpleDMD reviews
COMPLETE! Tonks and Remus keep in touch when Remus is sent on a mission. Here's the record of their correspondence as their relationship evolves with a surprise ending in store. R&R, s'il-vous plait!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,005 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Lost Boy by LadyMoriel reviews
Crossover with Doctor Who; DH spoilers. Out Christmas shopping with Harry, five-year-old Teddy gets lost in Knockturn Alley, and an unexpected rescuer turns up to help him out.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/7/2008 - 10th Doctor, Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
Quick, Grab the Cheese Wheels and Run! by charmingly-holly reviews
Ginny Weasely is stuck as Maid of Honor in two separate, highly unconventonal weddings. She's none too happy about the situation, as it only reminds her that she is Without a Wizard. To top things off, she's hungry, and she's not allowed to eat her hat...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,769 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Harry Potter And The Cliches Of Doom by Tabesco Lamnia Lammina Lamna reviews
WARNING: Contents of this story may be harmful for those suffering low blood pressure, cardic difficulties, pregnancy, sympathy for authors of MarySues and or nut allergies. Contains slash, OCs, OOCness, sexual references and spontaneous dancing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 48,248 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Grace by Fidelius Charm reviews
The wizarding world abandoned religion, but I knew in that moment Hermione wasn’t about to do the same. Even if she’s considered a walking sin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,057 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
My Life Savings! by Moonprincess92 reviews
Various students suffer when they lose a bet on Hogwarts' most famous couple. :Oneshot RHr written preDH:
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Trouble With Hedgehogs by fairjustice reviews
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single Auror in possession of absolutely nothing, must be in want of a hedgehog.” Or something like that. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,299 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
New Beginnings by DSL-Devin reviews
A short story that comes after the ending of Pride and Prejudice and Elizabeth and Darcy's marraige.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Complete
Teenage Graffiti by Kikei reviews
Roxas can't handle it. Axel can. Or so he likes to think. But how can you think when you're hiding behind a toilet spying on your best friend? [axel x roxas...roxasaxel...axelroxas...akuroku]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Insanity by Missy Jade reviews
[FredHermioneGeorge] It took several years for Hermione to accept the fact that insanity was a way of life—if you’re lucky. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/29/2006 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Chromaticity by Lirazel reviews
“Everyone is a color, you know, every single person. It’s a scientific fact.” Character sketch collection featuring just about everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,974 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Complete
Kel & Dom: 50 Themes by Emmegan reviews
A collection of shorts chronicling the relationship of our beloved Kel and Dom. There are actually 53 themes, because I went overboard... Enjoy!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
Under The Table by Lady Bracknell reviews
Sirius persuades a reluctant Tonks to take an even more reluctant Remus out for a drink on his birthday. Will there be a spark of something other than mutual annoyance between them?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,183 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Ask One Weasley by DarkShadowFlame reviews
...ask them all! Harry's intimate proposal to Ginny becomes a family affair.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Love Means Never Having to TimeTravel by BlueRosesAtMidnight reviews
Complete. FWHG. Hermione and Fred accidentally go back in time to the Marauder's Era when a potion explodes. Hilarity ensues when Fred creates their cover story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,694 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 2,720 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 1985 - Favs: 4,313 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Deceptive Appearances by MillieW reviews
Historic AU, takes place in the US in the mid 1800s. Charles Weasley is a man with many talents and one that could easily find a wife far more beautiful than Miss Granger. Yet she is the one he wants, the only question is – does she want him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,486 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/29/2006 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
Why Alcohol is a Many Splendored Thing by Kuja no Miko reviews
truncated title] Vidanric and Russav exchange letters and muse on love, and like all confused young suitors, get smashingly drunk in the pursuit of some young ladies.
Sherwood Smith - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Complete
Putting the 'M' in Mystery by missy mee reviews
When an eighteen year old green eyed black haired teacher shows up in 1977 with a snake and flirty redhead in tow, there's sure to be complications. HG. Formally 'Meet Professor Son - I mean - Potter'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,371 - Reviews: 3019 - Favs: 2,889 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Day of the Spoons by BajaB reviews
Will Harry have the courage to ask Hermione what is going on before Ron hurts himself trying to hold in the laughter? Short oneshot comedy set in the middle of OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Guys, Where Are We? by mnemosyne23 reviews
The TRUE secret of the island, revealed! Sayid, Sawyer, Jack, Shannon, Charlie, with hints of Kate, Walt and Claire.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2005 - Jack, Charlie
Protecting Teddy by Rosie eisoR reviews
[[Oneshot]] Maura of Dunlath meets her knight protector, Douglass of Veldine, for the first time.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Tortall - Complete
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
History Almost Repeats Itself by Thalia Kendall reviews
Co-authored by the talented Dove. Drunken Harry aside, this is a story in which there is enough Quidditch to satisfy any fanatic, enough sugar to decay your teeth, a 'bloody brilliant' beater, and Harry and Gabrielle warring over the Snitch...COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,925 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2002 - Harry P. - Complete
The Way He Kisses Me by mosylu reviews
When Hermione spills a detail of her relationship with Ron, she completely flabbergasts the Gryffindor girlsuntil they see for themselves what she means. Got fluff?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/7/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Why Pointy Ears are Cooler by Callisto Nicol reviews
A youthful Legolas has to give a presentation in class on his research paper...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2002 - Legolas, Legolas - Complete
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Changes reviews
Hermione finds herself unsatisfied with her work and her personal life. Then several things happen all at once.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,530 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/21/2014 - [Hermione G., Viktor K.] Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
A Day in the Life reviews
June 24, 2023. Fred and Hermione pick up their kids at Platform 9 3/4 after the Hogwarts term has ended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2014 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Death Eater Files reviews
A collection of oneshots about Death Eaters, all 55 words or less. This is not technically finished, as I will be writing more, but since every chapter is a story in itself, it's always complete. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 128 - Words: 9,465 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Memory reviews
The imprisoned Bellatrix knows there is something she can't remember.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Pride & Prejudice: The Play reviews
Jane Austen is so long-winded, so QDT was kind enough to edit her work to make it short, to the point, and easily readable. Some language not appropriate for polite society.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Complete
The Death Eater Blogs reviews
The Death Eaters now each have their own blog, mostly to complain about the havoc I create in their lives. May contain references to the Death Eater Files. It is, as with the Files, always technically complete, but I WILL be adding more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
Life, Love, and an Acute Caffeine Dependency reviews
Hermione and Fred join each other for a cup of coffee, but it quickly turns into something else. Fluff. Also, shampoo fetishes. There. Now you're all very interested.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,549 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Decisions reviews
A modern retelling of Pride and Prejudice. Will makes a decision. Liz makes a decision. And then their lives are suddenly very different.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
Pi Day reviews
Harry and Ron wonder just what, exactly, Pi Day is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Of Ostrich Logic and Oatmeal Roses reviews
Alright, fine. So James and I got together on Valentine’s Day. What of it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
What Went Right reviews
After the Order's Christmas party doesn't go quite as planned, Remus helps Tonks discern just what, exactly, went right.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/7/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Argument reviews
Companion piece to the Death Eater Files. Voldy and I exchange insults in the form of letters. In, of course, 55 words or less.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Voldemort
Evidence reviews
Douglass has a theory and manages to talk Sacherell into helping him prove it.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
Writer's Block II reviews
Or: In Which the Queen of Duct Tape Explains the Importance of a Plot to Fictional Characters. I do attract the afore mentioned affliction quite frequently, so I figured I may as well make a series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Once Upon a Chocolate Frog reviews
Lily, who at times appears to be mad as a hatter, would do just about anything for a chocolate frog. Including go out with James Potter. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
And Then the World Went Nuts reviews
A series of oneshots dealing with just about everything, usually ending in death, spontaneous combustion, or both, oddly enough. Funny how that works.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Complete
On Living reviews
Things happen. Time passes. People change. And yet...some things remain the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Complete
The Adventures of Goldilocks reviews
Oneshot, a combination of sorts. Contains elements of Cinderella, Hansel & Gretel, The Little Mermaid, Jack and the Beanstalk, Rumpelstiltskin, The Frog Prince, Sleeping Beauty, and, of course, Goldilocks and the Three Bears.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Complete
A Christmas Carol reviews
Of no relation to the book of the same name. A nice little holiday oneshot. FWHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Now You See It reviews
That spark between Lily Evans and James Potter keeps flickering, but almost refuses to light...almost. Now finished, but will possibly be edited. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,659 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/12/2005 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Writer's Block reviews
Writer's block does strange things to my head... I am not responsible for my actions under the influence of chocolate and the afore mentioned affliction. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Hermione G. - Complete
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