Author has written 19 stories for Harry Potter, Fairy Tales, Song of the Lioness, and Pride and Prejudice.
For those of you who've been here before, yeah, it's a heck of a lot shorter than it was. For those of you new to the Kingdom of Duct Tape, welcome, and I hope you have time to visit my palace while you're here. The treasury's getting kind of low, and I need the revenue from tourists... Wow. That came off slightly crazier than anticipated. Okay. Um. I'm the Queen of Duct Tape, and I am now apparently twenty. O.o I was a teenager for a really long time, so that's kinda weird. I have also recently acquired a real job and pay taxes and everything, which is also weird. I almost feel like a grown up. But I feel like as long as I have an account on here and continue to be mildly obsessed with Harry Potter, I will be able to hold off growing up for as long as I can. Who knows, I may not grow up until I'm eighty.
Anyway, feel free to browse around. Yes, my avatar fails. I did not realize that when it said "for best results, upload a square image" that it actually meant "UPLOAD SQUARE IMAGE OR DIE" and so it killed my picture. :( I'll get around to fixing it some day. Probably not very soon, as I am terribly lazy.
Soooo... stories. That is probably why you're here anyway, and like as not you won't even read anything on this page. My stories are mostly Harry Potter-related. The Death Eater Files is definitely my favorite, so if you don't read anything else, read a few of those. I DO have plans to eventually finish my stories that are currently in progress (Life, Love, and an Acute Caffeine Dependency, and Once Upon a Chocolate Frog), but I also don't have anything for those in the works, so don't expect an update anytime soon. You will notice that it's been years since I updated either of them. If you have ever read Tamora Pierce's Song of the Lioness Quartet (and if you haven't, I suggest that you do), please take a look at my story Evidence. I like it rather a lot. :) I have also written a couple of re-interpretations of Pride and Prejudice. I've always been proud of Decisions, but don't read P&P: The Play unless you like to make fun of classics.
Whatever you read, please leave a review. I love feedback, no matter what you have to say. If you want to insult me or my writing, feel free. I'll get over it, and possibly become a better writer because of it. If you love every word I've ever written, please tell me that too. I might not believe you, but I'll appreciate the sentiment. :) If you see any grammatical errors, let me know. I don't use a beta, so typos slip through every once in a while, though I try to fix most of them before I publish anything. Don't expect me to fix anything you point out immediately though... like I said, I am pretty lazy. If you want to drop me a PM for any reason, I would love to hear from you.
Her Royal Majesty Queen Abigail I of Duct Tape and Boredacea
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