Tsaemihu Kanirou
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Joined 05-26-05, id: 820867, Profile Updated: 10-08-12
Author has written 1 story for Transformers/Beast Wars.

Hello, fellow FFNet users!

Let's cut to the chase shall we?

Name: Kanirou

Age: 21

Gender: Female

Residence: Georgia

Favorite Movies: The Boondock Saints, Lord of the Rings trilogy, both Star Wars trilogies, Jurassic Park and Lost World, Master and Commander, Transformers (2007), Batman Begins, Night at the Museum, National Treasure, Stargate, Tremors, Lethal Weapon, LadyHawke, Watership Down, Land Before Time, Inception

Favorite TV Shows: Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Life on Mars, Starsky & Hutch, The Sentinel, Big Wolf on Campus, Star Trek: TOS, Law and Order (all of them), NCIS,

Favorite Cartoons: Transformers (80s), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003), SWAT Kats, Gargoyles, X-Men (90s), Jonny Quest (60s), Justice League, Young Justice, Static Shock

Favorite Books: Middle Earth mythos, His Majesty's Dragon, Dhampir, Republic Commando, Aubrey/Maturin series, Meg: a Novel of Deep Terror, Nightlife, VampireS, Fire Bringer, Redwall, Watchers, Watership Down, Starship Troopers

Favorite Comics: ElfQuest, Uncanny X-Men, Justice League International, Green Lantern Corps, Transformers (Marvel and Dreamwave), Cable and Deadpool, Hellboy, The Question

Favorite Manga: Trigun, Fullmetal Alchemist, Tsubasa: RESERVoir CHRoNiCLE, One Piece

Favorite Anime: Wolf's Rain, Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, Witch Hunter Robin

Favorite Games: Team Fortress 2, Golden Sun, Halo, Pokemon

That's the longwinded version, to put it shortly, my top loves are Stargate, Transformers, Starsky & Hutch, Green Lantern Corps, Boondock Saints, TF2, X-Men, and Temeraire.

Enough of that though, about me:

I am an extremely OCD person :ahem: very obsessive and very compulsive. My creative muse typically vented itself through sketching, but I have recently found writing to be equally cathartic. I have a very addictive personality, and once I'm hooked, whatever bureaucrat holds the rights is going to have a steady income for the years to follow.

My anal streak makes me adhere strictly to canon, and as such, I will never deviate from it and will rarely read anything that deviates from it. My personal preference is to place emphasis on characters. That's what I fall in love with, that's what I'm going to focus on. I will find a simple conversation between two people much more interesting than the most action packed whoopass battle if there's no characterization.

That being said, here's what you can expect from me: fics focusing on one or two characters (I love getting inside people's heads), fics focusing on whole groups of characters (I love seeing an ensemble cast interact), fics under 15000 words (I have a few epics floating around, but no time to play with them), strict adherence to canon

Here's what not to expect from me: graphic slash, AU, crack!fics, OC centric or OC pairings

To be honest, the only series I could see myself writing in are Transformers, TF2, and TMNT. I do have a Pokemon epic lingering off stage, and Big Wolf tickles my brain every now and then. The other stuff though, I wouldn't hold your breath.

OCs will also be kept to a minimum. I'll sneak a few in there every now and then, but they'll never be too distracting.

Random Trivia Time:

- I have an old black cat, a bruiser of a tabby, a spastic Shiba Inu, and a unkillable catfish, all of whom I love dearly

- I love Basketball, CrossCountry, shooting, hiking, camping, reading, sketching, and writing

- I'm currently on a Pistol Team

- I murdered my knee playing basketball in January '09: tore my ACL, MCL, meniscus, and had a microfracture in the cartilage

- I have this thing for large powerful animals: wolves, moose, jaguars, orcas, dragons, gryphons, hippocampi...

- I still sleep with stuffed animals (a whole slew of them to be exact, affectionately dubbed: the Pack)

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Distractions by fourleggedfish reviews
For a prompt on LiveJournal: Holmes being the victim of rape with Watson finding out and as usual having to deal with the aftermath. EXPLICIT non-con, violence, NC-17. May be triggering. There is plot involved yes, that's also a warning .
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 168,008 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 6/27/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
Never Too Heavy by Westel reviews
Han spends a long winter night trying to keep an injured Luke alive, alone with his thoughts, his feelings, and his memories and begins to make some discoveries about himself. NOTE: I was surprised (and saddened) when I realized so many of you have commented/reviewed NTH, and I NEVER GOT AN EMAIL! So don't think I didn't reply on purpose - I just didn't know! Thanks to all!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,528 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Luke S., Han S. - Complete
Game Mechanics: Autobalance by Hobbithearted reviews
The BLU Medic makes a quick decision that ends up turning his life upside down. An unexpected gesture of charity gives the RED Spy an idea for his next cunning scheme, and the Heavy tries his hand at subterfuge. The Sniper's advice is unasked for, and the Engineer is unamused. There are also Sandviches. (No actual pairings, though one is somewhat implied towards the end.)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,530 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Medic, Spy - Complete
Volatile by Zeech reviews
Two years after the Inception job, Eames is presumed dead. Their relationship-something Arthur refused to ever label, or bring into the open-has been defined by almost a decade of violence, darkness, and a volatile unspoken love.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,443 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Arthur, Eames
Yellow Ribbon by Zea T reviews
Something is very wrong on the Ark, but why is Bluestreak the only one to notice, and what's happened to Jazz and Prowl? G1, story now complete.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,342 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
The Pleasantville Strangler by VanillaSpiders reviews
It's complete and utter cruel irony that the Pleasantville Strangler's first REAL strangulation victim is the same guy who performed an English report on him just a few days ago, Merton decides. A rework of the end of The Strangler episode. TommyxMerton
Big Wolf on Campus - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Merton D., Tommy D. - Complete
Okay, Okay! You Win by DragonDancer5150 reviews
Wheeljack is under more pressure than he usually lets on. He confides in his best friend after an accident that has nothing to do with his competence but the materials he has to work with. G1 cartoon continuity. COMPLETE
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Ratchet, Wheeljack - Complete
Reunion by MidnightBlast reviews
After the events of "Inception,", Ariadne reunites with Arthur, forever changing her life. But Eames soon arrives to throw a wrench in the middle of everything. -updated summary-
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,820 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Arthur, Ariadne - Complete
SM CASE FILES by lillyankh reviews
There are some things in this world that we were never meant to understand.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Closed Break by save changes to normal reviews
A belated Thanksgiving story. The story of how Ben and Riley first met, which happens to be earlier than many may think. AUish.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 83,836 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Riley P., Ben G.
Coping by Amy Renee reviews
Murphy comes to terms with things in his own time. Connor will always wait him out. No slash.
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Connor M., Murphy M. - Complete
The Garrideb Conclusion by gaffer42 reviews
It was as much a surprise to Holmes that he uttered those words, as it was to Watson.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
We're on the Same Team by Millenia Marik reviews
The unlikely story of a forming friendship between a Red Sniper and Spy on a team where no one expects to live long enough to sustain one. A bit of fluff, humor and drama. Feel-good reading. Rated M for language, violence, and suggestive/sensitive themes.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 63,404 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Spy, Sniper - Complete
Debugging by LadyNightRunner reviews
It's not just the humans that are adapting to the Autobot's presence on Earth. Local viruses are doing the same thing, and Ratchet gets to handle the fallout.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,489 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Ratchet
Fashion Sense by raecat reviews
Jedediah & Octavius discuss their differences - in fashion!
Night at the Museum - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
Lost by Shadeless reviews
Charging into battle without a second thought, brash, careless, reckless… It’s who they are. More often than not they come back, laughing off the scratches, or whining about them. But there are those times it takes it’s toll on them. slight TwinsxRatchet
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Sunstreaker - Complete
Before I Fade Away by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Sunstreaker can hardly call himself alive anymore, his thirst for what the gladiatorial ring offers him eclipsing all else. It is only when Sideswipe is hurt that Sunstreaker realizes that the only thing trult keeping him from fading away is his brother.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
Sound the Bugle by Glenstorm reviews
After the events of ROTS, Obi-Wan grieves for the loss of his life.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Stripped by Demyrie reviews
When a battle on Mount Olympus leaves Blue Beetle and Booster Gold stranded in a gritty life-or-death situation, naked without their cherished technological edge... who is to say what makes a superhero a superhero? BoosterxBeetle friendship-intense. JL.
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,431 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete
To Relieve the Suffering of his Brother by BitterEloquence reviews
G1: In a war-torn world, the bonds of brotherhood are forged in pain and suffering. But for Ratchet and Wheeljack, that bond and loyalty extends beyond their everyday duties.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,616 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Ratchet, Wheeljack - Complete
Dwarven Hearts by SandraS reviews
A Legolas and Gimli moment. Friendship. And not intended as AU.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Caught To Be Rescued by marshmallowcat reviews
With marines hot on their tail, Zoro and Sanji find themselves in a heat of trouble. Things get worse when Sanji sees his arm. ZoroSan fluffy friendship fic...aww. Crappy summary to my first fic. Please read and review and give me cookies ne?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Sanji, Zoro
CSI: Ark by MoonMadKitty reviews
Oh no! Someone's murdered Bluestreak! Well, not really No problem, Jazz is on the case! Can he solve the Murder Mystery before Prowl forces him to attend staff meetings for the rest of the month? COMPLETE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,513 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Signs by Ammanalien reviews
Sheppard searches for McKay in a landscape of destruction. HC and whumpy angst.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,518 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
The Last Survivor by Kodiak Bear Country reviews
I had lived alone for as long as I remember. Also known as the story where Sheppard and McKay crash, get hurt and need help, and the wraith are afoot.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 59,231 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 10/21/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Candle in the Dark by Sholio reviews
An accident leaves Sheppard and McKay a little too dependent on each other.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,916 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/10/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Running on Empty by Sholio reviews
Captured, implanted with Wraith trackers, released to run and die ... such is Sheppard and McKay's fate. Now all they have to do is find each other before the Wraith find them. And Sheppard has this pesky little amnesia problem... Complete.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 94,569 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 5/7/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Anxiety by symph0ny reviews
Stephen and Jack are captured. Stephen is tormented as he anticipates an interogations. ONE SHOTLight JackStephen
Master and Commander - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Complete
Healing Hands by Tirya King reviews
G1. Ratchet is hurt by a few careless words and Sideswipe intends to find out why. But can he ever hope to heal the healer?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Complete
Lynchpin by MariaShadow reviews
G1-There are some people that we just can't do without, and Megatron has a plan to get rid of one of them. Complete
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,196 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/6/2005 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Complete
Bound & Determined by X-parrot reviews
Jim and Blair — er, Starsky and Hutch — er, Zoro and Sanji get stuck in a bad cop-show fanfic cliche.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,719 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/2/2005 - Published: 10/14/2004 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Thy Brother by MissAnnThropic reviews
Sarek gets a glimpse of the friendship between Spock and Kirk.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,967 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 12/26/2004 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Old Age by LG reviews
[Oneshot.] Piers and Kraden don't talk about Piers' age.
Golden Sun - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Complete
Seven Deaths by X-parrot reviews
[complete] The Sanji-torture fic. Sanji makes a mistake, and Zoro may be his only chance of surviving the consequences.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,143 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/13/2004 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Complete
Of cublings, trolls, and other things by Psychodahlia reviews
Nightfall is pregnant and as a result Strongbow has a bad day
ElfQuest - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/28/2003
Introspective I: Healing by Spense reviews
Benton reflects on Race's arrival in his household, and the effects on himself and Jonny.
Real Adventures of Jonny Quest - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,515 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2003
Triage reviews
After a surprise attack, five bots are brought to the medbay in critical condition. Ratchet is fighting against time, energon loss, and sometimes even the patients themselves, all the while staving off his own exhaustion. G1. Ratchet, Twins, Wheeljack
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,887 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Ratchet, Wheeljack - Complete