Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter, Final Fantasy VII, Naruto, Twilight, Chronicles of Narnia, and Avengers.
Hello my readers, writers, and delinquents of all ages. Welcome to my profile. I suppose I should give you a proper Chicken-style greeting! AHEM. Hello my little biz-nitches! My home skillet biscuits!
Just so that I'm not entertaining any delusional hopes for Tifa/Aeris femslash or Cid/Vincent novel fics, or Teletubbies/Sailor Moon crossovers, allow me to state my genres. Currently I am writing Harry Potter, FFVII, and Naruto, though I may eventually try my hand at Death Note or Gankutsuou. My pairings are fairly conventional; Kakashi/Anko, Cloud/Sephiroth, Yuffentine, Cloud/Tifa (though not centric), L/Light, Count/Albert, etc. Yes, I do make use of OCs; if that offends you beyond all reason, I'd skip Breadth and Kamikaze Moogle. However, if you could possibly be swayed please try Breadth; I try to avoid the pitfalls of the character type.
Let's see, what else do you nosy people want to know? Stealing is my one true love, though I do entertain longterm affairs with fire, leather, and Cirque du Soleil. I hate songfics. She Wants Revenge is probably one of my favorite bands, but my tastes are to eclectic to be summed up by a favorite. Uhhhhh... I'm a pervert. Sue me. Even if some of my writing might suggest otherwise, I'm an idiot. Just so you know.
My favorite characters? Why, I'm SO glad you asked. Severus Snape, Voldemort, Remus Lupin, Yuffie Kisaragi, Vincent Valentine, Reno, Rude, Rufus Shinra, Haruhara Haruko, Princess Mononoke, Haylee Stark, Juno MacGuff, the Trickster (YEAH KOOZA,) L, Zoe Washburne, Gankutsuou, Clopin Trouillefou, Tseng... What? Okay, fine, I'll stop now.
Here are a few quotes I like:
"Think; it's not illegal yet."
"Never apologize for your art."
"I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away."
"This is my phone; she has no right to call it."
"This shall be the prelude to my vengeance."
"Maybe you've heard of that mythical place called the Court of Miracles... Hello, you're there!"
"Reno = pervert. Rufus = deliciously sexy. For this pair, there is NO SUCH THING AS A NON-SEXUAL SHOWER."
"They're boysenberry. Makes my boyfriend's junk smell like pie."
"You better pay for that pee-stick when you're done with it. Don't think it's yours just because you marked it with your urine!"
"Doctors are sadists who like to play God and laugh at the lesser people's pain."
"Fools who wear their hearts proudly on their sleeves, who cannot control their emotions, who wallow in sad memories and allow themselves to be provoked this easily--weak people, in other words--they stand no chance against his powers. He will penetrate your mind with absurd ease, Potter."
"Stop using normal aiming. If you shoot like humans do, you'll only miss like they do."
"If I cared what people thought, I'd have dyed my hair black a long time ago."
I had faith in Snape. Proud to be a Snape-lover. Buachaaaa!
Now go review my fics. Reviews make me glow in the dark.