CrazyRabidChicken of Nibelheim
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Joined 05-26-05, id: 821028, Profile Updated: 01-28-08
Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter, Final Fantasy VII, Naruto, Twilight, Chronicles of Narnia, and Avengers.

Hello my readers, writers, and delinquents of all ages. Welcome to my profile. I suppose I should give you a proper Chicken-style greeting! AHEM. Hello my little biz-nitches! My home skillet biscuits!

Anyway.

Just so that I'm not entertaining any delusional hopes for Tifa/Aeris femslash or Cid/Vincent novel fics, or Teletubbies/Sailor Moon crossovers, allow me to state my genres. Currently I am writing Harry Potter, FFVII, and Naruto, though I may eventually try my hand at Death Note or Gankutsuou. My pairings are fairly conventional; Kakashi/Anko, Cloud/Sephiroth, Yuffentine, Cloud/Tifa (though not centric), L/Light, Count/Albert, etc. Yes, I do make use of OCs; if that offends you beyond all reason, I'd skip Breadth and Kamikaze Moogle. However, if you could possibly be swayed please try Breadth; I try to avoid the pitfalls of the character type.

Let's see, what else do you nosy people want to know? Stealing is my one true love, though I do entertain longterm affairs with fire, leather, and Cirque du Soleil. I hate songfics. She Wants Revenge is probably one of my favorite bands, but my tastes are to eclectic to be summed up by a favorite. Uhhhhh... I'm a pervert. Sue me. Even if some of my writing might suggest otherwise, I'm an idiot. Just so you know.

My favorite characters? Why, I'm SO glad you asked. Severus Snape, Voldemort, Remus Lupin, Yuffie Kisaragi, Vincent Valentine, Reno, Rude, Rufus Shinra, Haruhara Haruko, Princess Mononoke, Haylee Stark, Juno MacGuff, the Trickster (YEAH KOOZA,) L, Zoe Washburne, Gankutsuou, Clopin Trouillefou, Tseng... What? Okay, fine, I'll stop now.

Here are a few quotes I like:

"Think; it's not illegal yet."

"Never apologize for your art."

"I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away."

"This is my phone; she has no right to call it."

"This shall be the prelude to my vengeance."

"Maybe you've heard of that mythical place called the Court of Miracles... Hello, you're there!"

"Reno = pervert. Rufus = deliciously sexy. For this pair, there is NO SUCH THING AS A NON-SEXUAL SHOWER."

"They're boysenberry. Makes my boyfriend's junk smell like pie."

"You better pay for that pee-stick when you're done with it. Don't think it's yours just because you marked it with your urine!"

"Doctors are sadists who like to play God and laugh at the lesser people's pain."

"Fools who wear their hearts proudly on their sleeves, who cannot control their emotions, who wallow in sad memories and allow themselves to be provoked this easily--weak people, in other words--they stand no chance against his powers. He will penetrate your mind with absurd ease, Potter."

"Stop using normal aiming. If you shoot like humans do, you'll only miss like they do."

"If I cared what people thought, I'd have dyed my hair black a long time ago."

I had faith in Snape. Proud to be a Snape-lover. Buachaaaa!

Now go review my fics. Reviews make me glow in the dark.

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Faith and Feather by Cheloya reviews
Rewritten. Complete. Nearly two years after Sephiroth's fall, AVALANCHE regroups at Yuffie's behest to track down the murderer/kidnapper of the Five Mighty Gods. The disappearance of Godo and Staniv, however, is just the beginning.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 103,850 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 4/30/2017 - Published: 4/24/2003 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
Hate Your Heroes by Buckle reviews
When the world turns against them, the heroes become the hated, and the only people who believe them is each other. Last time they had to save the world. Now, they have to make the world believe it.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 141,093 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
Could do Without by bleueyz reviews
Yuffie contemplates what she could do without. And ends up trying to convince herself Vincent is one of them. Yuffentine. After DoC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 98 - Words: 56,493 - Reviews: 1876 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
All You Can Know by Akuma no Tsubasa reviews
Cloud struggles to remember and must learn to deal. This task is made no easier by the threat looming on the horizon. Postgame sequel to previous fic Chi to Ase to Namida. Cloud and Sephirothcentric, ensemble. Contains yaoi shounen ai mslash.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 153,109 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
There Should Be More Kissing by The Croc Shop reviews
Movieverse. A series of unrelated vignettes starring Pepper Potts, Tony Stark, and everyone's favorite third wheel, Unresolved Sexual Tension.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,129 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Complete
Silver Honesty by ClassicLit reviews
Of course, he could have just walked by with his feet inaudibly making contact with the earth beneath them. Of course, he could have but that doesn’t mean he did. YazooYuffie.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,007 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Yazoo, Yuffie K.
This Army Life by Nicolle reviews
All is not quiet on the Wutai front, as Sephiroth and Zack do everything possible to screw off and not run a war.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 90,578 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Sephiroth
But That Was In Another Country by Guardian1 reviews
Sometimes the good guys don't win against unstoppable odds. Yuffie Kisaragi and the last stand: before Traverse Town, there was the Planet, and before Sora, there was AVALANCHE.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,478 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Yuffie K., Cloud S.
A Most Unexpected Christmas by chamita116 reviews
A series of events after Arthur Weasley is attacked at the Ministry of Magic lead to Harry spending the holidays with Snape at Spinner's End. Note: No slash. Originally posted on the Potions and Snitches site for their Christmas fic challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,850 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
One Stroke by Bjanik reviews
Summary: Sometimes acting on that homicidal tendency is the right thing to do. Precrazy Sephiroth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 94,410 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
Twisted by cheryl bites reviews
Harry attempts suicide by jumping off the Astronomy Tower, and accidentally impales Voldemort by landing on top of him. Despite the summary, this is not crack. Violence, attempted suicide, self mutilation, swearing. HPLV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,759 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 123 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Quidditch Team, the Peeping Tom and the by cheryl bites reviews
Dumbledore decrees that the members of each of the Hogwarts Quidditch teams must share a bed in order to improve their teamwork. It works, in manner of speaking. Slash, femslash, het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,762 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Bullets by Servant of SHEVAL reviews
An introspective poem, first person from Vincent's point of view, relating himself to the bullets he uses, and the consequences he faces after using them.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Vincent V., Vincent V. - Complete
The Masks We Wear by LilTigre reviews
Two men. One bottle of scotch. Reeve and Vincent discuss the masks we all wear and why sometimes it's good to take them off.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Vincent V., Reeve T. - Complete
Cenotaph by klytaemnestra reviews
For a moment Rufus knows that he would have broken had he known, and damned them all. KadajxRufus, TsengxRufus
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Rufus, Kadaj - Complete
Finesse by grayout reviews
[ShinRa][Eventual MxM.] The deadliest game. Reno's dealing.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/21/2005
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Alegria reviews
I'm kind of embarrassed that I even wrote this. So feel free to flame, if you want. This is Incredible Hulk movie-verse. Could be either a one-shot or a longer fic. I leave it to you.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
Breadth reviews
Don't say that! Every time someone says that, there's a video game character somewhere who falls down dead. Title has nothing to do with anything. A girl with a passionate hatred for video games is sent into the FFVII dimension. T for cursing, etc...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,773 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007
A Torrid Romance reviews
I was challenged by BUTTEREDROSIE to write a cute VincentxCloud fic. Obviously I failed miserably, and a strange creature begot of sugar high and teenaged hormones was born. Trust me, we do NOT take ourselves seriously here.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Cloud S., Vincent V. - Complete
PETER GETS SOME reviews
because everyone knows that the official pairing of Prince Caspian is not CaspianxSusan.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Caspian X, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Cheated Hearts reviews
VII era one shot. In the period of time just after Reno was out of action for a while at the hands of the gang. 'Lena centric. May become a full-length depending on responses. T for language.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Elena
Why Vampires Shouldn't play RPGs reviews
A dose of crack revealing a shocking parallel between two of our favorite vampire boys. R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Death of an Educator reviews
Konoha High School is the top public school in the province, or at least it was before the untimely death of the Third Principle. Now in the afterlife, he watches the school go into a downward spiral of drugs, sex, and Health Class.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2007
Manor reviews
A one shot about Mr. Ollivander. Lunacentric. No, you perverts. ... No. You are going to get yourself smacked. Anyway, R&R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Luna L. - Complete
Circumstance
A little fic about the cruelties of circumstance. You can find out who it's about when you read it. R&R, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Nevermore reviews
Quoth the raven nevermore... A fic about Regulus. Read and review. T for blood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Regulus B. - Complete
Kamikaze Moogle reviews
Title has nothing to do with story for now. When two girls of our world are transported during an earthquake into the Lifestream and spit back out into the world of FFVII, what will ensue? Post Advent Children, PreDirge of Cerberus
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,523 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Jenova
Fingertips reviews
KakashiAnko oneshot. Drabbleish. R&R please.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Anko M. - Complete
Evening reviews
One shot. This is a present for all you Sasuke haters out there who think that Sakura really needs to kick the crap outta him. Me and my friends were talking about Sakura and what it would take to make us like her... T for some violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
StabbityStab reviews
Okay, so this is a oneshot, BAD Yuffentine that I wrote when I was bored during History class at school. Any horrendousness is therefore blamed on the boredom that school instills. Drabble, basically. Vinny & Yuffs sitting on a roof. R&R, please.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Vincent V., Yuffie K. - Complete
Faithful Feather reviews
Incredibly short SephyCloud oneshot. Titled after the friend I wrote it for and for some direct corralation. It's not much, but please R&R. Forgive me, I wrote this before I knew that Cloud left the sword for Zack, not just for the hell of it...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Hermione's Reflection reviews
A bit of Hermione thinking to herself. This is also a gift fic. But this one is for Faithful Feather. Enjoy, my fellow writer and ever faithful friend! Please note that I'm kind of embarassed that I gave this to somebody now, looking back...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Death Rose reviews
Follows Snape for a little after Half Blood Prince. Oneshot, gift fic I wrote for a fellow author and friend. This was written before Deathly Hallows, thank you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Severus S. - Complete