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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and StarTrek: The Original Series.

Hi, I'm Gryffens. Most of the stories in my head never make it into writing, but procrastination is the mother of motivation in my case. Enjoy.

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Creation by Miss Lestrade reviews
He's skinny. He's got issues. But he'll have to do. This is the story of how Cobb enlists Arthur. Rated T for language.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Arthur, D. Cobb
Into the Ether by duj reviews
WIP, SSHG, DH-compatible. "Dear Hermione..." Twenty years after the Battle of Hogwarts, she thought she'd received all the letters there were, and despaired. But there was still one letter to come...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,466 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Horse by Elsa2 reviews
Looking after a Muggle animal should be easy compared to saving Hogwarts from Voldemort. Harry and Draco might disagree with that. Featuring Luna, Marauders, peppermints and, of course, a tall, black, badtempered horse named Simon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 576,305 - Reviews: 1452 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 3/22/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Home by Lanaea reviews
In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 222,013 - Reviews: 6298 - Favs: 4,389 - Follows: 3,945 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
A Stranger's Kindness by bohemian-rhapsodi reviews
Hermione Granger always knew that her life was on hold for Harry's cause, but a gesture of kindness from a mysterious stranger will soon begin to change her mind. AU, HGSS, In response to a 'Daddy Long-Legs' WIKTT challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,421 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Addendum III: Confession by Rain in the Morning reviews
Things become personal and the stakes become higher as Freddy tracks down Blonde. Rating for language and violence.
Reservoir Dogs - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,716 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Complete
Zuko's Visitor by bohemian-rhapsodi reviews
Fire Lord Zuko gets a visitor from his past... but for once, they don't want to kill him! One-shot, Completely Avatar compliant/canon.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Madness by SunnyRea reviews
Sam thinks he’s the only one that sees things and hears voices with his doctors from the TV and relatives on the radio. Sometimes it makes Gene want to smack him and shout in his face because they are all like that here. It’s just different for each perso
Life on Mars - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,949 - Follows: 355 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
Trading Spaces by SnippyandSnarky reviews
New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 169,161 - Reviews: 2324 - Favs: 2,308 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The WorldSaving Properties of Hot Threesome Sex by opalish reviews
Harry's straight, he really is. Unfortunately, no one believes it but him. HarryLunaBlaise crackfic AHOY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 96 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 2,604 - Follows: 286 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Be Dazzled: A Supernatural Twilight Crossover by iSparkle616 reviews
It was supposed to be a normal hunt for the Winchesters. Too bad they ended up in Forks, Washington.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,862 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Dean W., Edward - Complete
The Other by PutMoneyInThyPurse reviews
Bereavement makes for strange bedfellows, and comfort can come from the most unlikely sources. The story that wrote itself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2008 - George W., Gregory G. - Complete
This Is How The Universe Ends by shewhoguards reviews
EXCUSE ME, he said, not impolitely. BUT YOU ARE HOLDING UP THE END OF THE UNIVERSE.
Crossover - Discworld & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
The Weight is a Gift by Lila2 reviews
Everyone has to grow up sometime, even Kara Thrace.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,652 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 1/26/2007
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 3,423 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Case of the Disappearing Gummy Bears by Fantastic Pants reviews
Honey? I'm going on a mission to rescue a poodle. In Ireland. No, I'm not bringing him home Mr. Muggles is quite safe. Don't worry, I've got backup. An invisible man. Yes, I think it's pretty cool. Love you too. Bye. [PeterClaudeBennet]
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,833 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Noah B./HRG, Claude - Complete
The Birthday Present by excessivelyperky reviews
COMPLETE. AU to HBP and DH. Snape and his apprentices form a bond which may never be broken, not even in death. And at the end of it, Severus Snape is able to perform a spell that he has never been able to do before. Ok, it's not a million words. I tried.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 85 - Words: 885,268 - Reviews: 2787 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Tree House by immovinout reviews
AU. House and the crew are kids! They just wanna hangout. And they would have, to. If it weren't for that new kid, Edward, who sees things he shouldn't. Mild GregJimmy. Warning: Drug use. Smoking. Implied major drug use. Blackmail. Implied kid beating
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,118 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Unconsidered Trifles by Mundungus42 reviews
When taking their N.E.W.T.s becomes contingent on completing a Ministry approved curriculum, the students rebel, catching the teachers in the crossfire. SS HG plus LM for fun. Contains many rude bits: don't read if you dislike that sort of thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,861 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Playing House by Doctor Strangelove reviews
Mohinder and Sylar have a discussion about Sylar's hobby. Slash [SylarMohinder]
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Mohinder S., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
I'm Going to Stop Pretending by sinverguenza reviews
Peter Petrelli struggles against his less than familial feelings toward his niece. CANON PeterClaire. COMPLETE!
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,311 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Complete
It Started With a Simple Tonic by The Treacle Tart reviews
There's a young girl knocking on Severus Snape's door. She's got black hair tied in a tight bun at the nape of her neck, squarish glasses sitting on her nose, and a bit of a problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
On the Fly by Fantastic Pants reviews
Flying Man meets Teleporter Guy. Wild monkey sex ensues. [NathanHiro]
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Hiro N., Nathan P. - Complete
Romeo and Juliet by Pharaohess reviews
When stranded on a planet of actors and thespians, the Doctor and Rose must be the leads in a certain play to be able to leave...but there may be more to it than first meets the eye [10Rose]
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,816 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Complete
Not Like Cricket by netgirly2k reviews
The entirely hypothrtical TARDIS adventures of Ten, Rose and Mickey.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Complete
Desert Rose by Asano reviews
The Doctor and Rose become separated and wrapped up in a political powder keg that's about to ignite into fullblown revolution. Will they become lost in the crossfire or can they find each other again before that happens? TenRose, SPOILERS. Pron warning
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,678 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/8/2006 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
Hotel California by Meredith T. Tasaki reviews
AU, post GITF. Rose is back in London, and she plans to make the best of it. But what made the Doctor act so strangely? What did he see in that girl from the fireplace? And what is the song that keeps playing in the back of her mind? Complete
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,443 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/8/2006 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Complete
Now You See Her by Meredith T. Tasaki reviews
On a planet that he swore was perfectly harmless, the Doctor finds that Rose has been kidnapped and he must work with the natives to bring down a massive government conspiracy. The way things always happen when he's in town. Complete
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,246 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/7/2006 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Complete
A Walking Shadow by Ariadne AWS reviews
Hermione returns to Grimmauld Place, looking for answers. She wasn't expecting to find Severus Snape. PostHBP. WINNER, QuilltoParchment Round 2: Best Fanon Het. RUNNER UP, QtP Round 2: Trio Era & 2006 OWL AWARDS: Best HGSS, Best Original Character.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 132,050 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 9/26/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
CSI: Death by Chocolate by Beth Einspanier reviews
CSICharlie and the Chocolate Factory DeppMovie crossover. A young man is found in the desert, having been drowned in chocolate. Who would want him dead, and what does he have to do with a reclusive chocolatier from London?
Crossover - CSI & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,069 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Gil G. - Complete
Tiny Human Heads by Kalima reviews
The 10th Doctor is on a mission to tell everyone he loves that he loves them. Unfortunately, there aren't that many left.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Complete
Throw me a Line by PutMoneyInThyPurse reviews
In the summer before CoS, Ron finds Harry's back covered with welts. See Abused!Harry. See Ron try to keep Harry's secret. See Hermione try and stop him getting hurt again. See Fred and George get the wrong idea. Hurtcomfort, Trio friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,021 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Ron W., Harry P.
Before the Dawn by snarkyroxy reviews
In her seventh year, a latenight discovery changes Hermione Granger's view on a great many things. Severus Snape is just one of them. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 49 - Words: 323,413 - Reviews: 1911 - Favs: 2,970 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
It's Always Autumn in the Old Trees of Despair by Kodiak Bear Country reviews
A trade agreement goes wrong. Sheppard is separated from his team, forced to live a life foreign and dangerous, while the rest of the team and Carson Beckett must cope with the events.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 67,327 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/1/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006 - John S. - Complete
Becoming Neville by Jedi Rita reviews
COMPLETE Neville's Gran breaks her hip just after his fifth year at Hogwarts, and he must spend the summer with Harry and Remus. They discover a hidden message in the candy wrappers his mother has been giving him, and begin to uncover the mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,850 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 1,936 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
Janus by Harmony Bites reviews
As Snape proves twice over, appearances can be deceiving, and handsome is as handsome does. HGSS, HBP Spoilers. Each chapter segment is 500 words exactly, and alternate between universes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,558 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Lincoln Memorial by Meganfitz reviews
Josh and Donna meet at the Lincoln Memorial a long time ago. Slowly other people from the West Wing show up, but no one knows each other.
West Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,480 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Donna M., Josh L. - Complete
Doodle by Meganfitz reviews
Josh is very bored during a meeting and his mind starts to wander with a pen in his hand he does what comes naturally he doodles. COMPLETE
West Wing - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Donna M., Josh L. - Complete
Glass Flowers by Glass Mermaid reviews
Draco and Ginny, each one twisted and pulled by the ties that bind them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,076 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Big Name Death Eater by Shiv5468 reviews
Have you ever wondered what really happened at the Death Eater meetings?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,015 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/17/2005 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Miss Sue by Kevin3 reviews
Yet another nasty swipe at all those Sues out there. I think that about sums it up. Chapter 3 is up, making the story even worse.... come on, with a summary like this, you know you Have to read it
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,370 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/7/2005 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Ron W., Minerva M.
First Kiss by Kerrymdb reviews
A series of vignettes describing the events that surround a Harry Potter character's first kiss.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,554 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 9/20/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Many Faces of Severus Snape by cecelle reviews
OneShot Spoof. An unfortunate Potions experiment makes Snape live through his many fanfiction incarnations. Dumbledore and Hermione watch. Four times Multifaceted Awards Nominee.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1546 - Favs: 3,366 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Very Busy Night by jengwilson reviews
A night of non-stop drinking leads CJ, Donna, Sam and Josh to plan the demise of Amy. Set third season.
West Wing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,536 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/15/2004
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 2,297 - Follows: 228 - Published: 1/8/2002
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Grounded reviews
Eight years ago Kirk and Spock were pulled into a wormhole, vanishing utterly from known space. Now Bones has a chance to find out what really happened to his friends. K/S
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2009 - L. McCoy, J. Kirk - Complete
Wesley Knew reviews
Wesley's first experience as a Watcher wasn't anything like what he'd expected - and he knew exactly who to blame. Oneshot. Buffy/Giles.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Wesley W., Buffy S. - Complete
Four Times the Weasley Twins should have realised reviews
Fred and George owed so much to the Marauders. If only they'd been given a chance to thank them... Four Times the Weasley Twins should have realised and One Time they did
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/11/2008 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Snape the Evil reviews
ONESHOT. This is what would happen if a favourite fanfiction scene was written with Severus Snape actually in character.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete