nixofcyzerra
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Joined 05-27-05, id: 821383, Profile Updated: 11-27-10
Author has written 5 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Harry Potter, Dragon Ball Z, Star Wars, Kingdom Hearts, and Fate/stay night.

Online name: Nixofcyzerra or Nix for short.

Punishment to the next person who tells me that “nix” is a Japanese cleaning product: Your agony and suffering shalt know no limits…

Sex: No, I won't sink to the level of semi-risqué puns. My gender is male.

FanFics (the reason anyone has decided to bother to read this): Several planned, but due to a perfectionist nature, sloth-like PC, and the horrors of higher education, an update from me should probably be recognised as a sign of the forth-coming apocalypse

I try to only write about things I know inside out, but I try to do things that haven’t been done a million times before. If I do something that’s somewhat cliché, then it’s probably because I haven’t found a Fic that does it well. (In my own opinion, of course)

One side effect of said perfectionist nature and warped sense of humour, is that any fics posted will probably either be a serious one-shot, a parody, or something making fun of any plot-holes I come across.

My fandoms: Anything I can get a half-decent idea for... Sonic the hedgehog, Dragon ball Z, Doctor Who, James bond/Austin Powers, Harry Potter, Bill and Ted... Anything my diseased mind takes a fancy to...

Update: 01/11/07

Holy Barbequed Mother Theresa!! I actually posted something!!

Update: 28/11/10

There are few things in this world more annoying than a teenager who thinks he's funny. Profile edited to remove poor comedy.

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she blinded me with political science by thingswithteeth reviews
Darcy watched the Avengers defend New York from over two thousand miles away. She could look out her window if she wanted to watch the aftermath. She watches the news instead, and realizes one very important thing: the Avengers have a bit of a PR problem. Bruce Banner/Darcy Lewis.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,741 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B.
Never the Hero by Tirfarthuan reviews
Saotome Ranma was not a hero. He knew this to be true, beyond a shadow of a doubt. And he was fine with that. But sometimes, part of him wished...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Ranma - Complete
Naruto: Mokuzaimusha by JackOfBladesX reviews
What if Naruto is an indirect relative of the first Hokage. What if his spirit broke a long time ago. What if he hated Konaha. What if he learned a move other than Kage Bunshin. I hope it's better than it sounds...Terminated and adopted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,679 - Reviews: 1909 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 1,746 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
The Blood Tipped Feather by Quazi Joe reviews
Some days I'm just so happy to be alive. Then again some days I'm lying on my back, bleeding from my forehead wondering weather I screwed over the pope in a past life. Today is not a happy day. HarryLuna, Hermione Bashing, Powerful Harry...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 32 - Words: 277,019 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Catechism by Dreamfall reviews
AU The Dursleys taught Harry to fear and hate magic and all things magical including himself. Now how long will it take the wizarding world see the damage done? And can they ever hope to fix it? Disturbing. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,442 - Reviews: 1850 - Favs: 2,136 - Follows: 2,462 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Yamucha Chronicle by DoraMouse reviews
Since no one else seems to be taking a serious shot at this - the entire Dragonball and Dragonball Z series, plus a few gaps filled in. All from Yamuchas POV. Have a look. You may be surprised. 33 parts. Completed. Reformatted and revised, again, all chapters on 2-20-2013.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 123,338 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 12/10/2004 - Yamcha, Goku
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2098 - Favs: 3,628 - Follows: 1,187 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
Metamorphosis by FrameofMind reviews
A brief addendum to 'Doctor Who: The End of Time.'
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 2,238 - Follows: 1,782 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
The Power by DarthBill reviews
Harry has been feeling lethargic since his tenth birthday when suddenly he has more energy than he needs. AU story for all seven years. HarryMulti nothing serious. SmartPowerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,757 - Reviews: 1492 - Favs: 3,517 - Follows: 1,993 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 5,148 - Follows: 4,528 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Double Agent by bourkem reviews
A Harry Potter Oneshot. Follow Harry's journey through the shadows of the war with Lord Voldemort, and watch as he does everything necessary to ensure the survival of his family. Non-BWL Harry! BigBrotherHarry! Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,354 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Mahou mo Ken by Enterprise1701-d reviews
When Harry cries out for help during a nightmare, halfway around the world somebody listens. Somebody that will change the way Harry looks at magic... forever. On hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 151,685 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 1,737 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Naruto Fuujinroku by Daneel Rush reviews
These are the chronicles of the Golden Wind God. In the beginning, the orphan became a heir. In Fantasia, the heir will become a shinobi. DEAD.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 298,337 - Reviews: 1429 - Favs: 1,821 - Follows: 1,572 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Naruto U.
Human Contact by yooso reviews
The ability to touch others is something humans take for granted. But what if you couldn't anymore? Based on Empathy by The Halfa Wannabe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,482 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 1,834 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Koudoukou: Fool's Gold by Akraa reviews
There is a fine line between idiocy and genius. Uzumaki Naruto has no clue where that line is. A teacher, a soldier and a madman are determined not to let the Golden Fool of Konoha dwindle. Be advised that this story may contain mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 96,287 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Naruto U.
A Covenant with a Star by DigitalTart reviews
Ansem wasn't the only wizard to have dabbled in the magic of the heart. Sora x Riku x Kairi
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,388 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Red floors by Blizdal reviews
James heard screams. Mommy was at it again. Warning: mentioned torture of a child.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2008 - James P. - Complete
Mirrors by Death-God-777 reviews
.:.set after KHII.:. Sora returns home and soon realises that his Nobody isn't as content as he is. Not to mention that he's Sora's reflection in every mirror he passes.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Sora, Roxas - Complete
Brothers by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. Uzumaki Kushina was not the only woman the Yondaime Hokage ever loved, nor was Naruto his only child. Mild crack with hints of SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Deidara, Naruto U. - Complete
The Art of the Deal by Case13 reviews
No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,546 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 2,602 - Follows: 2,352 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Troika Parallel by Shivakashi reviews
They finally retrieved Sasuke but Naruto's dreams of becoming Hokage would have to be put on hold. There were far greater things in store the young jinchuuriki: he may have no choice but to believe in destiny. Manga Sp. NaruSaku Inuyasha X Harry Potter
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 191,080 - Reviews: 1492 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto's Omakes and Ideas by HarbingerLady reviews
Collection of one shots omakes and ideas for Naruto fics
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,995 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 2,018 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Civil War Hulk by Michael Weyer reviews
What if the Hulk's forces had arrived at the climactic battle of CW? All reviews welcomed. Creator Commentary added.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,702 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Complete
Moving On by Michiru's Mirror reviews
Chapter Thirteen: Shikamaru and Temari go to battle, Naruto and Sasuke butt heads, and Kiba is found...again. NaruSaku, ShikaTema, various others
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,058 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Idiotic Reasons by G1Park reviews
People have idiotic reasons on how they started to like someone, but that doesn't mean that their feelings aren't honest and real.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,650 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
The Wizard of Gotham by Skysaber reviews
After failing to cheat Bruce Wayne on a deal for drills, Vernon Dursley takes his frustrations out on Harry Potter, by abandoning him in Gotham City.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,626 - Reviews: 1738 - Favs: 2,155 - Follows: 2,487 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007
Uzumaki's Gift by muishiki reviews
Complete one shot. At the end of Naruto's life, he offers the only thing that matters to his best friend. A second chance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 108 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Dopiest Hufflepuffs by egyptianriver reviews
James and Sirius meet before Hogwarts and things change. AU. JPLE SBRL Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,449 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Sirius B., James P.
Consolation Prize by Kizmet reviews
oneshot During the years between Dragonball Z and GT Yamcha is declared Bachelor of the Year, Bulma throws a roast in his honor, but really this group won't be content to limit their barbs to one target.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Yamcha, Vegeta - Complete
With Sword And Head Held High by Ushmushmeifa reviews
A demon, a sword, and a 500 year old grudge come back to haunt Professor McGonagall. Complete. [Highlander – Harry Potter crossover]
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,837 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 11/4/2005 - Complete
Prove the Pervert Wrong by KyuubiMan reviews
Jiraiya is disappointed that Naruto is still determined to retreive Sasuke, and refuses to train him unless he changes his mind. Naruto, being as hardheaded as ever, is unwilling to give up, meaning that he has to train himself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 120,055 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 1,618 - Follows: 1,462 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Naruto U.
Learning Curves by Jim Greeno reviews
Batgirl comes to a crossroads with her new mentor and turns to Nightwing for help.
Nightwing - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,925 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 11/14/2001 - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 3,054 - Follows: 420 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Rekindling a Flame by Skywatch reviews
Ranma and Akane have known each other for years and been married for three, but some things still don't come easy. A story of despair, hope, misunderstandings and a promise blindly given. Lime warning part 2. COMPLETE!
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,532 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/17/2005 - Published: 1/16/2004 - Complete
Asinine Rationalizations by Geno Calamari reviews
Sasuke's moment comes, Ino has some fun, Tenten strikes a blow for the underdog, Hinata soaks up grief she doesn't deserve, Sakura receives some shocking news and Naruto takes it 'like a man.' Rough roads ahead for all.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 56,268 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 11/29/2004
Hey Dad by Lady Jaye1 reviews
Han goes where no father should NEVER ever go. WARNING: Hanness, blackmail, language, slight sexual innuendos, possible extortion... COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,206 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Han S., Luke S. - Complete
Children of the Fire Country by Pierrot twixt Columbine reviews
Spoilers for manga up to 234. Naruto and Sakura has always held onto the hope that Sasuke would come back to them one day, but after three years, things have changed more than either of them could have imagined. ch. 2 up: Neji gets a roommate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/8/2004 - Published: 12/5/2004
Celestial Requiem by Raven Dragonclaw reviews
Harry, much more cynical and worn from 5th year, wants to be heard without discrimination. He wants to learn how to deal with Voldemort on his own, being the best that he can be without conforming society's mold for him. Enter the writer, Harrison Evans
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,240 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 2,033 - Follows: 1,533 - Updated: 10/3/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004
Another Year Wiser by Arlene reviews
Uninvited guests crash Bruce's birthday party
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/25/2003
KiBlind by Sholio reviews
**COMPLETE** The Z-senshi have mysteriously lost their ability to control ki, and the Earth is being invaded. Will strategy succeed when brute strength fails?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 111,389 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/9/2002 - Published: 4/27/2002 - Vegeta, Goku - Complete
Eternal by Sholio reviews
A variation on the 'Bulma dies' genre of B/V stories. Bulma is dead ... but how long can the afterlife contain a stubborn, blue-haired genius determined to reunite with her loved ones? GT spoilers.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,008 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/12/2002 - Bulma, Vegeta
Yardwork featuring Heero Yui by DB Sommer reviews
A humorous look at how Heero copes with married life in the 'Burbs
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,690 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/21/2001 - Heero Y. - Complete
Speed by Pisces reviews
A fluff about Sonic doing what he does best. Running.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2001
How We Got Here... by Gregg Landsman reviews
Gohan lies awake at night and starts wondering things...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2000
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Iron and Light reviews
Emiya Shirou's wish has been granted, beyond his wildest imaginings. He does not rejoice; it tastes like ashes in his mouth. Now, in lieu of any of those chosen, he must journey across the stars to protect those still safe, and save those who have been lost. All in a day's work for a Hero of Justice, right?
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,761 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Shirō E.
Does the SW calender even have February 2? reviews
So I thought to myself: Who would it be most amusing to inflict Groundhog day upon? And then the answer came. Enjoy. Hopefully.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Darth Vader
A butterfly's folly reviews
Written because humans always seemed to be given the short end of the stick, and the idea of a small child falling down a cliff and surviving is a tad farfetched.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Tien, Yamcha
Cruciatus and Compromise: The art of Negotiation reviews
Let's face it. A kid with only a Hogwarts education isn't going to feel too confident about going up against a Dark Lord whose been killing longer than you've been alive. Of course, there's always another option...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Looking Back, Looking Forwards reviews
Written because I wanted to know just why He of all people would be packing heat, after all he went through. Oneshot.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Shadow - Complete