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Joined 06-17-01, id: 82149, Profile Updated: 06-21-11
Author has written 22 stories for Stargate: SG-1, Mutant X, CSI: Miami, Van Helsing, Medical Investigation, Criminal Minds, Tin Man, and Warehouse 13.

It's that time again. Time for a new profile! YAY!

Ok, well let us think. My name is Emily (or Riley, depending on who you are. And yes, Criminal Minds fans, Emily really IS my name! LOL!) and I'm a 25 year old TV/movie fanatic that's currently jobless. I have no money so if anyone should feel compelled to sue me for writing my fanfics, I'd advise against it as it will get you nothing. I trained at the New York Film Academy as an actor, but I'm now studying Pre-Wildlife Biology/Zoology in Wyoming.

I started out writing Stargate SG-1 fics which have since grown into a multitude of other things (and by multitude, I mean like...5 other things). I was big into Mutant X when it was on the air, and still like it, but have generally lost interest it writing fics about it anymore. It pains me to say that as I haven't finished half of those stories. Who knows? Maybe a bolt of inspiration will attack me one day and I'll finish everything. I sure hope so!

As for my other fics, I'm still working on my CSI: Miami ones (trying to get inspiration for them), my random Van Helsing story that just keeps going and going and going, my Criminal Minds ones that are going to get me murdered by fans if I don't finish them (wouldn't that be fitting?), and my Tin Man-ness. Oh, and now I've started working on Warehouse 13 ones, too!

And I now feel the need to make lists of my favorite things. Yes.

TV Shows - Warehouse 13, Criminal Minds, Bones, Legend of the Seeker, Tin Man (I'm putting it under TV instead of movies because it was a TV mini-series really), Chuck, In Plain Sight, Leverage, CSI: Miami, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Ghost Whisperer, Heroes, CSI: NY, CSI: LV, Without a Trace, Firefly, Cold Case, NCIS (before Ziva), Men in Trees, Army Wives, Higher Ground, Star Trek (mostly Voyager and DS9)...and lots more. (A lot of Animal Planet, Discovery Channel, HGTV as well, but you can't necessarily write fics about those...)

Movies - Underworld, Underworld: Evolution, Underworld: Rise of the Lycans, Van Helsing, The Aviator, Vacancy, Tiptoes, Terminator Salvation, Pirates of the Caribbean (ALL OF THEM!), Star Wars (ditto), Indiana Jones (ditto again), Jurassic Park (aaaaand ditto again), X-Men (Yes.), Ice Age, Ice Age: The Meltdown, Serenity, Phantom of the Opera, Tomb Raider (both), Black Beauty, Shawshank Redemption, Schindler's List, Meet Me in St. Louis, Saw, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Village, The Sixth Sense, Lady in the Water, The Mummy (all), The Island, Over the Hedge, 300, 30 Days of Night, Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, Fantastic 4 (both)...Oh, never mind. I'll never be able to name them all, but that's a taste.

Actresses - Kate Beckinsale is my absolute favorite, but the rest are being in named in no certain order for I love them all. Joanne Kelly, Allison Scagliotti, Bryce Dallas Howard, Zooey Deschanel, Bridget Regan, AJ Cook, Emily Procter, Paget Brewster, Rhona Mitra, Rachel Weisz, Sienna Miller, Yvonne Strahovski, Amanda Tapping, Rachel Luttrell, Emily Deschanel, Jessica Alba, Kirsten Vangsness, Kate Hewlett, Carrie Fisher, KaDee Strickland, Torri Higginson, Jennifer Garner, Sandra Bullock, Angelina Jolie, Victoria Pratt, Marg Helgenberger, Scarlett Johansson, Famke Janssen, Gillian Anderson, Lucy Lawless, Kathryn Morris, Gina Torres...and many more.

Actors - Hugh Jackman (I'm absolutely in love with him. The end.), Eddie McClintock, Saul Rubenik, Gerard Butler, Bill Nighy, Richard Dean Anderson, Hugh Grant, Christian Bale, Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, Bruce Willis, Ewan Mcgregor, Alan Tudyk, Shemar Moore (drool), David Caruso, David Boreanaz, Johnny Messner, Thomas Gibson, Matthew Gray Gubler, Mandy Patinkin, Joe Flannigan, David Hewlett, David Duchovny...I don't know why I try. There are so many.

BUT YES, that's a bit about me. I hope to continue writing fanfics until I die...or find something better to do (which is unlikely). Thank you all for reading and being bored.

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Red in Tooth and Claw by DevinBourdain reviews
There are many witches in the world and Hansel and Gretel have just begun. When they happen upon a small town with a large witch population, things quickly get out of hand. Muriel may not have been the only witch with plans to exploit the witch hunters' heritage. Warning: Language and violence
Hansel & Gretel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,679 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Hansel, Gretel - Complete
Coronation by Alexandra3 reviews
Everyone thought DG would be the perfect Queen of the O.Z. She wished she had their confidence. Series of stories chronicling DG's reign...and all the problems therein. CDG. Flangst ahead!
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 101,085 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 6/5/2008 - DG, Cain - Complete
Promises of Someday by koaladeb reviews
Promise me someday" {HoratioCalleigh}
CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,013 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2004
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Lessons Learned reviews
What's supposed to be a nice horseback ride doesn't go quite as planned...at all. DGCain
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,883 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 12/20/2007 - DG, Cain
A Little Understanding reviews
Pete tries to get Myka to open up a little.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Myka B., Pete L. - Complete
Beyond All Boundaries reviews
After serving as the "Left Hand of God" for so long, Van Helsing finally asks God for something in return for his lifelong dedication. He asks for Anna.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,855 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 6/2/2004
Because of You reviews
She ruined his life and now he’s going to ruin hers…and any one else’s who gets in his way. JJCentric, but the rest of the team is heavily involved. PostGideon PreRossi.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 12/14/2007
Crash and Burn reviews
The team is heading home after case, but when their plane goes down in the Rocky Mountains, they have to battle injuries, the elements, and a forest fire in order to survive. JJCentric, but still involving all the team.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,223 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 5/18/2007
Murder Disabled reviews
The team is helped by a very unlikely source to capture a sinister killer bent of “cleansing” the world of all people he considers useless. JJCentric, but the entire team is involved.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,646 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 10/29/2007
Through Angel Eyes reviews
When Horatio and Calleigh’s five year old daughter accidentally witnesses a murder, the killer goes after the family to silence her, to silence them all.
CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/6/2006
Killer reviews
When two killers -one human, one disease- are on the loose at the same time, it's up to the team to stop them both...and it's going to be hell.
Medical Investigation - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2005
A Dish Best Served Cold reviews
He was put into prison by the CSI: Miami team, but now he's out...and he wants revenge. (This is my first CSI: Miami fic! PLEASE RR!)
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,900 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/20/2004 - Published: 1/18/2004
How Much is that Mutant in the Window? reviews
A group of bounty hunters have been capturing new mutants and selling them to the highest bidder. Now it’s up to Mutant X to stop them, but can they do it without getting captured themselves? SHAl/BREN! Please R/R!!!
Mutant X - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,365 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/2/2002 - Published: 10/22/2002
The Furies reviews
On a seemingly docile planet, the team finds something that could completely destroy them all. (Danny's still alive in this) PLEASE R/R!!!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,894 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/22/2002 - Published: 8/15/2002
Feral Abilities reviews
A man who has a grudge against ferals is sent after Shalimar by Eckhart to test a special 'feral tranquilizer', but little do they know that it could take her out of action permanently.PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!!!
Mutant X - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,602 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/26/2002 - Published: 3/21/2002
Fun In the Sun? reviews
Shalimar and Brennan get some more time off and once again, it goes to hell...only this time, Emma and Jesse are coming along for the ride!*It's a sequel to "Hunted"* PLEASE R/R!!!
Mutant X - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,710 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/26/2002 - Published: 5/13/2002
When Holograms Attack reviews
This is what happens when Shalimar doesn't listen to Adam. PLEASE R/R!!!!! *COMPLETE!!!*
Mutant X - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,412 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 7/19/2002 - Published: 5/29/2002 - Complete
Against All Odds reviews
Sent on a rescue mission to save a research team, SG-1 is trapped off world with no way to make it home alive.(A/N: Danny's still alive in this)PLEASE R/R!!!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,446 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 7/14/2002 - Published: 6/24/2002
Hunted reviews
Brennan and Shalimar go on a peaceful walk in the woods...Oh, yeah right!!! PLEASE R/R!!*COMPLETE!!*
Mutant X - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,903 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/8/2002 - Published: 4/27/2002 - Complete
Pyrophobia reviews
After Eckhart sets a trap for the Mutant X team, Shalimar ends up facing her worst fear, and the team is forced to leave the Mutant X headquarters...PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!!!!
Mutant X - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,893 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/18/2002 - Published: 3/3/2002
Uncontrollable Power reviews
The Mutant X team finds a girl who needs their help with her new mutant abilities, but little do they know how dangerous she can be.PLEASE R/R!!
Mutant X - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/21/2002 - Published: 1/27/2002
Heterogeneous Challenges reviews
The Mutant X team is having a boring day, although it turns out to be anything but...especially for Shalimar.....PLEASE R/R!! *COMPLETE*
Mutant X - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/18/2002 - Published: 2/7/2002 - Complete
The Warmth of Love reviews
On a very cold day, Sam finds warmth in the one she loves. PLEASE R/R!!!!!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,471 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/19/2001
A Feeling So Right reviews
After a rough mission, the team takes a load off at Jack's house. Please R/R!!!!!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/9/2001
Adrift reviews
While flying to the Bahamas for a vacaton, Sam, Jack, and Daniel's plane goes down. My 1st fic...R&R please!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,980 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2001
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